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They say pictures are worth 1000 words…this picture
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Only needs 3
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bilbo-fettt · 2 years
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Cody: [Pulls out knife]
Rex: Oh no
Cody: [uses knife to open a box]
Rex: Phew
Cody: [Pulls gun out of box]
Rex: OH NO
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bunmou · 2 years
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me to my male sims
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saoirse-murphy · 2 months
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Harry: "Draco, why is there glitter all over the bathroom?" Draco: "It's called 'sparkle enhancement charm,' Potter. Adds a touch of elegance to our morning routine." Harry: "Elegance? I spent ten minutes trying to get it off my glasses!" Draco: "Consider it a magical makeover, Potter. Embrace the sparkle."
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pixiefms · 11 months
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bewilderedbuckley · 8 days
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Eddie at home seeing Buck and Tommy on a date:
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familiar-anonymous · 2 years
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Dream x Hob texting AU: (part-2)
Day-3:
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Soooo... I wrote the next part? There were some really nice people who inspired me to make another part. I hope I didn’t disappoint them with this one. (Forgive me if I did 🥺)
Other parts : part-1 part-3
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Guess what mf got polls today! That's right! Me!
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carmen-riddle · 2 years
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if having sex for money makes you a whore
does having sex for free make you a non profit whore-ganisation ?
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first time meeting each other vs 21 years later
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tumhara-raghav · 3 months
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Amazon se maut order Kari thi aaj out for delivery dikha raha
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bilbo-fettt · 1 year
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Aragorn: You have my sword
Legolas: You have my bow
Gimili: And my vanilla extract :)
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rubyroboticalt · 2 years
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i think the hermits should take the diamond pillar diamonds and build etho a starter base out of only diamond blocks
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saoirse-murphy · 1 month
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Harry: "Draco, why are you staring at the ceiling?" Draco: "I'm admiring the stars, Potter." Harry: "Stars? Draco, we're indoors." Draco: "Yes, but when I look at you, I see stars." Harry: "Merlin, Draco, that's the cheesiest thing you've ever said." Draco: "Well, you make me feel like I've been hit by a Bludger, Potter. I have to retaliate somehow."
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mintgalaxia · 2 years
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Athena, glamoured as an old lady: You shouldn't talk so badly of Athena
Arachne: If Athena has a problem, she should confront me then
Athena, reveals herself: Bet?
Arachne: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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feeling-grubby · 5 months
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I need there to be a "my war crimes are as big as my tits" shirt meme.
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