They say pictures are worth 1000 words…this picture
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Cody: [Pulls out knife]
Rex: Oh no
Cody: [uses knife to open a box]
Rex: Phew
Cody: [Pulls gun out of box]
Rex: OH NO
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Harry: "Draco, why is there glitter all over the bathroom?"
Draco: "It's called 'sparkle enhancement charm,' Potter. Adds a touch of elegance to our morning routine."
Harry: "Elegance? I spent ten minutes trying to get it off my glasses!"
Draco: "Consider it a magical makeover, Potter. Embrace the sparkle."
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Eddie at home seeing Buck and Tommy on a date:
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Dream x Hob texting AU: (part-2)
Day-3:
Soooo... I wrote the next part? There were some really nice people who inspired me to make another part. I hope I didn’t disappoint them with this one. (Forgive me if I did 🥺)
Other parts : part-1 part-3
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Guess what mf got polls today! That's right! Me!
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if having sex for money makes you a whore
does having sex for free make you a non profit whore-ganisation ?
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Amazon se maut order Kari thi aaj out for delivery dikha raha
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i think the hermits should take the diamond pillar diamonds and build etho a starter base out of only diamond blocks
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Harry: "Draco, why are you staring at the ceiling?"
Draco: "I'm admiring the stars, Potter."
Harry: "Stars? Draco, we're indoors."
Draco: "Yes, but when I look at you, I see stars."
Harry: "Merlin, Draco, that's the cheesiest thing you've ever said."
Draco: "Well, you make me feel like I've been hit by a Bludger, Potter. I have to retaliate somehow."
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Athena, glamoured as an old lady: You shouldn't talk so badly of Athena
Arachne: If Athena has a problem, she should confront me then
Athena, reveals herself: Bet?
Arachne: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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I need there to be a "my war crimes are as big as my tits" shirt meme.
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