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mereelz · 2 years

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Sabine, on the commlink: Do you have 3,000 credits?

Hera: What do you need 3,000 credits for?

Ezra, leaning into the receiver: An escape room.

Hera: What kind of escape room costs 3,000 credits?

Ezra and Sabine in unison: Jail.

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incorrectclonewars · 1 year

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Maul, at 3am, staring at the ceiling: What is love?

Ezra, under his breath: Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

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aaeeart · 1 month

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he's studying the holocron, just the wrong one

Hey I made another comic out of my tiktok shitposts ! <3

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lothcatthree · 5 months

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part 2

part 1

#making a dumb post AGAIN #codywan #commander cody #obi wan kenobi #captain rex #anakin skywalker #sabine wren #Ezra bridger #Darth maul #sw crack #incorrect sw quotes #kt goobin

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fellthemarvelous · 8 days

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Zeb: If you want my advice- Ezra: No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your significant other. Multiple times. Zeb: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, they’ve also tried to kill me. Kallus: It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder.

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oftenlyshitposting · 7 months

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sabine: i have two wolves inside me

ezra: i beg your fucking pardon?

sabine: one is an adhd mandalorian, and the other is an autistic jedi padawan

shin: there's only one wolf inside you and that's me

ahsoka: *snorts on her tea*

huyang: i wish i could rewire myself to unhear that

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overlord-of-fantasy · 2 months

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How to beat Thrawn

Leia: We need to distract these guys. Ezra: Leave it to me. Ezra: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Thrawn & Eli: *immediately begin arguing*

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starwarsrebelsincorrectquotes · 8 months

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Sabine: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.

Ezra: It's called arson and those people are called witnesses.

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never-ending-fanfic · 29 days

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Hera: I don't know why you have and issue with it. Kallus was happy to comply.

Ezra: So what, now I'm supposed to do everything that Kallus does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?

Hera: If Kallus were to jump off a cliff, he would have done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water and the angle of entry so... Yes. If you see Kallus jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Ezra: ...

Ezra: You jump of a cliff.

Hera: Gladly, provided Kallus did first.

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horatio-fig · 3 months

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Zeb: So there was this huge pit on the ice moon

Ezra: A bottomless pit?

Zeb: Nah, Kallus was there too

#garazeb orrelios #alexsandr kallus #ezra bridger #star wars incorrect quotes #cant be bothered draw it as a comic #kalluzeb #no bottom shaming!#the honourable ones

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fulcrum11 · 2 months

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Sabine: By the way, Shin and I are dating now

Ezra: If I had a nickel for every time one of my siblings fell in love with their (former) enemy, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

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mereelz · 2 years

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Kanan: Do you even know how to slow dance?

Ezra: Of course we do!

Ezra and Sabine: *Does the macarena at 1/4th speed*

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incorrectclonewars · 2 months

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Rex: Have you been yelled at by Ahsoka yet?