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Maul, at 3am, staring at the ceiling: What is love?
Ezra, under his breath: Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.
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Sabine: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.
Ezra: It's called arson and those people are called witnesses.
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Plo Koon: [to Wolffe] Do I adopt too many-
Wolffe: Yes. To rectify, you should disown Sinker.
Sinker: [from the other side of the ship] Hey fuck you too
Plo Koon: [to Fives] Do you think I adopt too many clones?
Anakin: Master Plo, that’s not one of yours.
Plo Koon: [confused] What?
Fives: [to Wolffe] Am I adopted now?
Wolffe: Yes.
Fives: Neat. :)
Plo Koon: [to Cody] Do you-
Obi Wan: Hey, that’s one of mine!
Boost: [From behind Obi Wan] Not anymore.
Comet, Dash, Boost: One of us. One of us. One of us.
Anakin: [genuinely distraught] Make them stop. Fives you’re not allowed to visit the Wolffe Pack, anymore!
Fives: [melodramatic] How dare you tear me away from my father, General.
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Sabine: Looks like we can’t isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one, boys.
Din: Ignite it is then.
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Shin: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?
Sabine: It was autocorrect.
Shin: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?
Sabine: Yes.
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Leaked scene from the New Jedi Order movie (source I’m Oscar Isaac/j)
Mara Jade: seems like your boyfriend has a knack for getting into shit
Finn: Oh Poe’s not-
Poe bloodied bruised and slightly concussed putting an arm around Finn: we’re husbands actually
Finn wondering when this development occurred: ??!
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Kallus: You’re rude, you smell like a wet loth-cat, and you have no respect for those around you (meaning him)
Zeb: Ooooh you wanna fuck me so bad it’s embarrassing
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Kalluzeb quotes from real things my partner and I have said to each other pt5:
Zeb: I can't drink the tea very fast without burning my mouth
Kallus: well that fine, I don't want you to burn yourself. But also, read it and weep bitch *chugs scaulding tea*
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Kallus: I like that we aren't in a very serious relationship.
Zeb: I-what? *very sad and confused*
Kallus: we are in a very silly relationship.
Zeb:...
Kallus: couple of silly geese we are. Honk honk
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Kallus: If being delightful was a crime, I'd have you arrested and tried in a biased court that would eventually lead to your execution.
Zeb:... You haven't quite gotten the hang of compliments yet, have you?
Kallus: well you're not telling me how cute I am so apparently not.
This will be the last one of these I ever post.
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Kallus: I am genuinely surprised you haven’t been arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet.
Ezra: Nat 20 charisma
Kallus: that is NOT how that works-
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Hot bitches are still not over their Kalluzeb phase
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Rex: Have you been yelled at by Ahsoka yet?
Ezra: I’m not scared of her!
Kanan: So that’s a no.
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Zeb: I mean, yeah, we’re totally enemies, but I would kiss you if you asked.
Kallus: What?
Zeb: What?
Chopper, in the background: HE SAID HE WOULD KISS YOU IF YOU ASKED
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Fox: I love it when people try to hate on Tookas by saying he would literally eat me when I die. I'm dead why the fuck would I care? He's a hungry boy and he has a cute nose. Dig in Sergeant Mittens.
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Hera: I think we should split up.
Kanan: What?! I thought we were so happy together!
Hera:…
Kanan: Oh. You mean to look around.
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Ezra: What goes up but never comes down?
Kanan: The amount of stress you're bringing me.
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Ezra, barging into Kallus and Zeb's room: you two ARE having sex!
Kallus: really? Zeb, why didn't you tell me? I would have put my datapad down.
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