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incorrectclonewars · 11 months

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Maul, at 3am, staring at the ceiling: What is love?

Ezra, under his breath: Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

#incorrect star wars rebels #incorrect star wars rebels quotes #darth maul #ezra bridger #source: unknown #1k #2k

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mayawakening · 14 days

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On yet another ice planet:

Hera: Alright everyone, we got the stuff, let's get out of here.

Sabine: Um, Zeb, why do you have a vaguely Kallus shaped lump on you?

Zeb: Oh, you know how he is.

----earlier----

Kallus: *walks out of Ghost, looks at snow*

Kallus: No.

Kallus: *walks up to Zeb, unzips his jumpsuit*

Kallus: *steps into suit with Zeb*

Kallus: *zips suit back up*

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kazoosandfannypacks · 4 months

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Ezra, yelling at a stormtrooper, mid-battle: YOUR KNEECAPS ARE UGLY! Sabine, joining in: YEAH, AND YOUR KNEECAPS DON'T EVEN LOVE YOU! Kallus: What??? Zeb: Kanan banned the kids from telling "your mom" jokes, so they switched to saying "your kneecaps" instead. Kallus, who's been spending the last three months wondering why Ezra told him he had fat kneecaps: That explains much.

#incorrect star wars rebels #alexsandr kallus #ezra bridger #sabine wren #garazeb orrelios #kanan jarrus #star wars rebels

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hamartia-grander · 2 years

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Ezra, barging into Kallus and Zeb's room: you two ARE having sex!

Kallus: really? Zeb, why didn't you tell me? I would have put my datapad down.

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autumnwoodsdreamer · 1 year

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Fenn: I can trust you, right?

Sabine: Of course!

Fenn: You do seem to be the least disturbed of the Mandalorians.

Sabine: What an almost sweet thing to say.

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suck-a-egg · 2 years

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Cody: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

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swimperialimaginestake2 · 2 years

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Lyste vs The Ex-Girlfriend.... (Mission Failed)

Task force soldier 1: Awh, look at the little one. He's got a wittle rank plaque.

Lyste: Please don't condescend me, ma'am. I-

Task force soldier 2: Want a kissy little guy?

Lyste: *nervous* A kind offer...but, I'm married.

Y/N: Hey. How about sending a little message from me, back to your limp...dick...commander?

(Soldiers jump at Lyste while laughing)

Lyste: *screaming* Don't touch that!

Aresko: *races forward and presses his face and hands on the glass* Lyste! Don't let her access any of your holes!

(Lyste runs back into the hall, with his back to the door, panting and walks by visibly battered and shaken with red lipstick kisses all over his face)

Lyste: *stammering and shaking* I... I gotta go lie down...now. *Faints and falls on the floor*

Aresko: Oh, this won't STAND!

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starwarstweets · 5 months

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aaeeart · 13 days

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(commission info)

he's studying the holocron, just the wrong one

Hey I made another comic out of my tiktok shitposts ! <3

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incorrectclonewars · 1 month

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Rex: Have you been yelled at by Ahsoka yet?

Ezra: I’m not scared of her!

Kanan: So that’s a no.

#incorrect star wars rebels #incorrect star wars rebels quotes #captain rex #ezra bridger #kanan jarrus #ahsoka tano #source: unknown #ezra has only seen ahsoka and an awesome person #which she is #but she can be scary as fuck which he doesn't know #poor kid

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mayawakening · 8 days

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Ezra: *searching galley frantically*

Zeb: Lose somethin'?

Ezra: Ughh, my last can of Cosmic Energy is missing, I thought I put it in the conservator.

Zeb: Oh, that energy drink stuff? I gave it to Kal, he looked exhausted.

Ezra: *blood draining from his face* YOU WHAT?! Oh gods, is he okay???

Zeb: He should be? He's had those ones before.

Ezra: *sprinting for off ramp* Zeb, these ones were a new, limited edition, triple strength!!

Zeb: *following Ezra* Karabast!

-----------At Massassi Temple---------

Kallus: *hunched over desk*

Zeb: *approaching carefully* Kal? You okay?

Kallus: *suddenly whips around, wild-eyed*

Kallus: OFCOURSEIMFINE. NEVERFELTMOREAWAKEANDALERT.

Zeb: *grimacing* Ah hell.

Kallus: *snaps stylus in half from gripping too hard*

Ezra: *to Zeb* Yeah, this is a you problem, I'm out.

Kallus: *vibrates*

#This is why you ask first my guy #kalluzeb #star wars rebels #alexsandr kallus #star wars #kallus #star wars kallus #rebel kallus #garazeb orrelios #kallus x zeb #kallus my beloved #zeb #zeb and ezra #zeb orrelios #ezra bridger #kallus and ezra #sw rebels #swr #incorrect star wars rebels

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kazoosandfannypacks · 6 months

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Sabine: *mutters something in Mando'a*

Ezra: You're beautiful AND you speak multiple languages! Those are two of the three qualities I need in a woman.

Sabine: *rolls her eyes*

Ezra: Wanna know the third?

Sabine: Breathing?

Ezra:

Sabine:

Ezra: Wanna know the fourth?

#star wars rebels #sabezra #sabezra incorrect quotes #sabine wren #ezra bridger #incorrect star wars rebels #source: pair of kings

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hamartia-grander · 2 years

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Ezra: Sometimes, Kanan will ask me "What do you think you're doing?" But that just means stop. He doesn’t actually want to know my thought process.

#Love this chaos family #I could hear this quote in Ezra's voice too #Incorrect rebels #Star wars #Star wars rebels #ezra bridger #kanan jarrus #Incorrect star wars #incorrect star wars rebels quotes #incorrect star wars quotes #Incorrect star wars rebels #star wars incorrect quotes #Star wars rebels incorrect quotes #Star wars memes #Star wars rebels memes #Rebels incorrect quotes #the ghost crew

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clonegirlie · 11 months

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Hera: Honey, just so you know I invited Omega and she requested a plus 5

Kanan: Plus 5? That’s a little too much

Hera: I know but she insisted, and the more the merrier

Kanan: Well, if it makes you happy

-At the wedding-

Hunter, Crosshair, Wrecker, Tech, Echo: *staring at Kanan*

Kanan: *staring them back*

All together: *pointing at each other* WAIT A MINUTE

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incorrectpizza · 8 months

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Hera: I'll adopt all the murder kids and you adopt all the just edgy kids? Kanan: Why are we adopting murder kids???? Hera: Chopper needs friends with common interests.

#star wars #star wars rebels #hera syndulla #kanan jarrus #kanera #star wars rebels incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #swr #swr incorrect quotes #A FRIEND SENT ME THIS AND GAVE ME PERMISSION TO POST IT #and im dyingggggggggggggg #LOL

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merememberjust · 7 months

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Ahsoka: Okay go. Shoot your shot.

Sabine: Right now? Okay. Uh…

Sabine, leaning in towards Shin: Damn baby, you looking kinda-

Ahsoka: With a blaster!

Sabine: Oh yeah sorry! Of course!

#wolfwren #ahsoka #sabine wren #Star Wars #star wars rebels #shin hati #incorrect quotes #still my favourite quote of all time

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