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(Interior of Papa Smurf's lab. Papa Smurf barricaded the door to keep the other Smurfs from coming in. Brainy and Smurfette are with the village leader.)
Smurfette: Brainy, you have to smurf out there, face that mob, and apologize for what you did.
Brainy: (worried) I would, but I'm afraid if I open the door, they'll smurf all of you!
Greedy: No, we won't. We just want Brainy!
Brainy: Well, maybe not you, but they'll hurt Clumsy!
Clumsy: (angry) Ah'm part of th’ mob!
#incorrect smurfs quotes#the smurfs#incorrect quotes#brainy smurf#papa smurf#clumsy smurf#smurfette#1981 series#source: the simpsons movie#greedy smurf#hanna barbera#smurfs
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jake : neytiri and I don’t use pet names.
tsu'tey: i see. hey, what do bees make?
jake : honey?
neytiri: yes, dear?
jake :
tsu'tey: don't ever lie to my face again.
#avatar#avatar 1#avatar 2#avatar way of water#jke sully#neytiri#tsu'tey#neytiri x jake#avatar incorrect quotes#jake sully incorrect quotes#jake sully the 10 foot tall blue warrior smurf#avatar universe#avatar movie#way of water
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Brainy: "Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?"
Smurfette: "*sighing* Hefty,"
Hefty: "Fuck shit up out there, but don't die,"
Clumsy: "*wiping away a tear* So inspirational,"
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tolkien would have called them the “smurves”
#smurfs#dwarfs#dwarves#smurves#tolkien#lotr#lotr memes#the lord of the rings#lotr fandom#incorrect tolkien quotes#incorrect lord of the rings quotes
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Miner he is trying to flirt with you
#the smurfs#smurfs#my art#fan art#💙smurfs‼️#miner smurf#Timber Smurf#Timber x Miner#meme#smurf incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes
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Grouchy: Standing next to Smurfflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this Smurfing flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’
Brainy: Wow, you are not ready to Smurf about trees.
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Giyu Tomioka: Tanjiro, everybody left me!
Tanjiro: Why?
Giyu Tomioka: I kicked them out.
#demon slayer#kimetsu no yaiba#demon slayer incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#source: the smurfs#tanjiro kamado#tanjiro#giyu tomioka
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Grouchy is not used to this.
#the smurfs#les schtroumpfs#look it's the them#grouchy smurf#dreamy smurf#it's from an incorrect quote
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Grounchy Smurf: Quick question, how did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
Shadow the Hedgehog: That’s two questions.
#Imaginitas#multifandom incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#the smurfs#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#grouchy smurf#source: texts from last night
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“Some people call him papa smurf, I call him daddy” -Ratdad
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Incorrect Batfam quotes as things my friends have said:
Duke: The best part of getting out of bed is the existential dread. (To the tune of the Folgers jingle)
Jason: Discontinue your life?
Tim (hasn’t slept in days): potatoes without the pot is just ah, toes.
Steph: we appreciate your non funniness.
Bruce: How will I keep myself busy after I retire?
Damian: 9 years a killing.
Cass: good god you look like a Smurf.
Dick: thank you! I’ve been waiting for a compliment my whole life.
#batfamily#batfam#robin#red robin#damian wayne#bruce wayne#dc funny#dc incorrect quotes#cassandra cain#jason todd#tim drake#duke thomas#dick grayson
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(Timeline: Season 3-4 of the 1980s cartoon show. Back in reality, Brainy wakes up in his bed.)
Smurfette: Oh, Brainy! You're awake!
Brainy: What happened?
Handy: You've been in a coma ever since you tried to jump Smurf Gorge!
Brainy: How long?
Clumsy: Two days ago...
Brainy: Two days? But we had so many adventures! More than 700!
Papa Smurf: (is holding Baby Smurf) Those were all coma dreams. None of them really happened.
Brainy: The Smurflings, too? (sobbing) We never experienced time travel? We never met present-day humans?! What about the Girls' Village?!?
#incorrect smurfs quotes#the smurfs#incorrect quotes#brainy smurf#clumsy smurf#handy smurf#papa smurf#baby smurf#smurfette#coma dreams#1981 series#season 3#season 4#source: the simpsons#hanna barbera
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*makes my first smurfs oc since middle school* oops
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This is Smurfcamellia! Also known as Camellia, and mostly just Cam. She's athletic, loyal, and competitive, but also reckless, impatient, and inattentive. (Basically, the Tuffy to Storm's Hefty, right down to having a deep... *admiration* of the other character :P)
She was born with congenital cataracts, so while she can still see colors, everything is extremely fuzzy and faded. Willow made sure she never felt like she couldn't do things so she never thought of her blindness as an issue (although, she does get annoyed when people move things around without warning). She uses a magnifying glass to read and write - at least, she's supposed to, but most of the time she's left it at home. (And even at home, she swears she left it on the desk. Or the table? (narrator voice: somehow, it was in the pantry.))
Camellias are one of my favorite flowers specifically bc I always find them blooming in the park in the middle of winter when all the other plants are dead, so I'm translating that into Cam having a freakishly high cold tolerance and LOVE of ice cream. It's her life goal to eat every ice cream flavor on Earth. (Her current favorite is Strawberry.)
bonus since I was playing around with the incorrect quotes generator
[ID: several colored digital drawings of a female Smurf with short wavy blue hair, freckles, a tan dress, a light pink vest, a black belt, tan shoes and a tan hat with a pink flower. In the first image she is smiling with one hand on her hip and holding a white cane with the other. In the second image she is kicking a soccer ball with a look of concentration on her face. The soccer ball has musical notes coming out of it. The third image is her from the waist up in her regular clothes, smiling next to another female Smurf with long hair, wearing a thick pink jacket and shivering as snow falls around them. The fourth image is her standing next to a large old-fashioned radio with her cane folded into her belt, wearing corded headphones and listening curiously. The radio is brown and has white tape near the switches and dials. The fifth image is her holding a mint chocolate ice cream cone and looking down at it while smiling with her tongue out. The sixth image is of her home, a dome-shaped structure covered in green leaves with a dark pink curtain for the door and window, a bush with purple flowers under the window, a rope fence around the perimeter, and black and yellow striped paint at the entrance to the property where the bridge starts. At the top corner is the lesbian flag, graysexual flag, and ADHD flag. There is also her signature, which is written in large cursive with the letters squished close together, and a list of likes and dislikes that read "Likes: sports, ice cream, flowers (especially fragrant ones), Storm. Dislikes: sitting still, reading, people moving things around." /End ID.]
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Brainy: "Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?"
Smurfette: "*sighing* Hefty,"
Hefty: "Smurf things up out there, but don't die,"
Clumsy: "*wiping away a tear* So inspirational,"
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Brumsy Incorrect Quotes from my Notes App!
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Brainy: I'm really cold...
Clumsy: Here, Brainy! You can have my scarf.
Poet: Painter, I'm cold, too.
Painter: Sacre bleu, Poet, I cannot control ze weather!
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Brainy: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Clumsy: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Brainy: Absosmurfly not.
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Brainy: Smurfette, can I talk to you for a second?
Smurfette: Yeah, what's up? Lemme guess, you and Clumsy are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?
Brainy: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I've read books.
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Clumsy: Brainy, you’re such a genius!
Brainy: Yes, I know.
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(Brainy and Clumsy are at a restaurant)
Brainy: So, what are you getting?
Clumsy, setting his menu down: I can’t read.
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Jokey, about Clumsy: So how's your little boyfriend holding up?
Brainy: He's fine. And he's not my boyfriend.
Jokey: So those little looks between you...
Brainy: Nothing.
Jokey: Right. I hope you’re more believable on the stand.
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Brainy: *seductively takes off glasses*
Brainy: Wow...
Clumsy: *blushes* Haha... what?
Brainy: You're really blurry.
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Brainy: Is something burning?
Clumsy: Just my love for you.
Brainy: ...Clumsy, the house is on fire.
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Smurfblossom: I know you love him.
Brainy: I am not in love with Clumsy Smurf!
Smurfblossom, staring at Brainy: I never said who...
Brainy: *realizes*
Brainy: Shit. Well, anyways-
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Hefty: Where's Clumsy?
Smurfette: Don't worry, I'll find him.
Smurfette, shouting: Brainy Smurf sucks!
Clumsy, distantly: Brainy Smurf is the best person ever! Fuck you!
Smurfette: Found him.
#valentines day brumsy bonanza#smurfs#the smurfs#brumsy#brainy smurf#clumsy smurf#painter smurf#poet smurf#smurfette#jokey smurf#smurfblossom#hefty smurf#x
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RTC incorrect quotes but it’s just my shit texts
noel gruber:
“guess who set their shoe on fire”
“theater kids are the reason global warming exists”
“i feel like a couple who’s always on the brink of divorce but pretends to be in a happy marriage “
“in my on the verge of divorce era”
“have we as a community considered kissing my ass”
“lord strike me down and give me an std”
mischa bachinski:
“sometimes i think and then i cry”
“i’m so bored i’m going to rob the school cafeteria just for shits and giggles”
“cute date idea ! rob a bank and makeout in the employee room of a Walmart <3”
“i want to punt a toad “
“update i’m planning someone’s funeral”
“give head pls”
“about to rob an ikea what do u want”
“i hope she explodes”
“i want to meet a smurf and then drown it”
“i’m going to steal a kid off the street just to feel something”
“time to take out the shot glass”
ricky potts:
“how to become zolarian cat”
“what if i just throw a dog into a freezer”
“how do i turn into a rubix cube”
“i’m such a deceitful snake”
“why is luigi so submissive and breedable”
“my personality is a sad star with a little hat that says ass licker”
“my emotional support teacher isn’t here yet i’m going to swallow a cat whole”
“what if i just grabbed a cat and never gave it back”
“what if i swallow a bell”
constance blackwood:
“is breast milk diary free”
“how do i turn into a rubix cube”
“i sometimes forget that you’re an only child”
“she’s like obsessed with me (she has a crush on a boy)”
“if there’s a screen, ao3 will be seen. [insert picture of ao3 home screen on a Nintendo switch]”
“when ur so stupid you get shocked when your manipulative ex manipulates u again when u give her another chance”
“someone nut tapped superman”
“Is it safe to drink bleach”
“How to get rid of hickies”
“Yes actually, when I was gender fluid I grew a penis when I felt masc”
“Lord give me strength”
“NO I KEEP FIGHTING THOSE DEMONS”
jane doe:
“the lives of erasers and rubber have come to me, begging for mercy. for a chance at life and peace. to experience the beautiful presence of true joy. but they forget mercy is earned through patience and worship. so they instead left with bruises of pure agony and despair. stories to keep their children and their childrens children cautious of who they bow to.”
“sad pyromaniac at its best tbh”
“i just disassociated while setting fire to my shoe”
“Oh ye I go by they/them now because fuck gender :]”
“i he!r t.H3 scrm,,s o’’f @lL m”y vctms b..egg!ng fr me t stp :3”
“!! i c,,Vt of d0!!$ h3aD ..!!”
“!! į w!lł t3!! th,, v0ics t0 nøt hVrt ÿ0ū >~<“
“i’m gonna eat someone’s eyeballs for a snack”
“stfu therapist i’m literally just being dramatic”
“about to suck someone’s soul wish me luck”
“what’s stopping me from eating babies”
“i’m in ur floor boards”
“i’ve been stuck with theater kids for like 3 hours save me”
“insanely hot (take away “ly hot”)”
“i don't eat food, i consume personalities snacks? no. souls.”
“I WANNA EAT PLAY DOUGH SO BADLT I FORGOT HOE TO SPEL PLAYFOOUGH”
“i say i'm fine but i'm reality i feel like a black hole is eating my stomach”
“ya know sometimes my brain sounds like velcro
kdithigigifixgxggc”
“wdym i cant commit crimes who's gonna stop me”
“was told i could drink bleach so if i start internally bleeding tonight don't ask questions”
#mischa ride the cyclone#ride the cyclone#ride the cyclone noel#saint cassian choir rtc#constance rtc#jane doe#ricky potts#non binary jane doe#trans ricky potts#help me i can’t stop thinking of them#this is a cry for help#help help help#they’re all so hot#they’re so me#i’m so normal about them
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