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Incorrect Smurfs Quotes
A collection of incorrect quotes related to The Smurfs, in style of the original comics by Peyo and the 1980s cartoon show by Hanna-Barbera.
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(Interior of Papa Smurf's lab. Papa Smurf barricaded the door to keep the other Smurfs from coming in. Brainy and Smurfette are with the village leader.)
Smurfette: Brainy, you have to smurf out there, face that mob, and apologize for what you did.
Brainy: (worried) I would, but I'm afraid if I open the door, they'll smurf all of you!
Greedy: No, we won't. We just want Brainy!
Brainy: Well, maybe not you, but they'll hurt Clumsy!
Clumsy: (angry) Ah'm part of th’ mob!
#incorrect smurfs quotes#the smurfs#incorrect quotes#brainy smurf#papa smurf#clumsy smurf#smurfette#1981 series#source: the simpsons movie#greedy smurf#hanna barbera#smurfs
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(Timeline: Season 3-4 of the 1980s cartoon show. Back in reality, Brainy wakes up in his bed.)
Smurfette: Oh, Brainy! You're awake!
Brainy: What happened?
Handy: You've been in a coma ever since you tried to jump Smurf Gorge!
Brainy: How long?
Clumsy: Two days ago...
Brainy: Two days? But we had so many adventures! More than 700!
Papa Smurf: (is holding Baby Smurf) Those were all coma dreams. None of them really happened.
Brainy: The Smurflings, too? (sobbing) We never experienced time travel? We never met present-day humans?! What about the Girls' Village?!?
#incorrect smurfs quotes#the smurfs#incorrect quotes#brainy smurf#clumsy smurf#handy smurf#papa smurf#baby smurf#smurfette#coma dreams#1981 series#season 3#season 4#source: the simpsons#hanna barbera
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Brainy Smurf: (softly) This would be hard for me to say, but... Thank you for saving my smurf. And this would be easy for me to say... (angry) What were you thinking?! You just sealed our only way out and trapped us in the Wartmongers' dungeon FOREVER!!
Papa Smurf: (kindly) Okay, okay... Let's just acknowledge that I made a mistake and move on.
#incorrect smurfs quotes#the smurfs#incorrect quotes#brainy smurf#papa smurf#wartmongers#1981 series#hanna barbera#source: earthworm jim
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(while listening to Gargamel's song from the "Blue Plague" episode)
Brainy Smurf: What the smurf is this?
Gargamel: I'm glad you asked. A homage to a classic villain song from Yogi's First Christmas, sung by Herman the Hermit and his sidekick, Snively.
Brainy Smurf: I guarantee no Smurf got that.
Phil Proctor: Hey! I remember this song!
Brainy Smurf: Oh, smurf up, Phil!
(beat)
Brainy Smurf: I don't believe this! You're singing almost the same thing a Hermit sang! (beat) How the smurf was this not cut from the show?!
Gargamel: Well, I insist the creator (Peyo) we'd keep it. I stood in a cart at a parking space with my cat, until he gave in.
(beat)
Brainy Smurf: This is the stupidest thing I've ever smurfed!
Greedy Smurf: Um, are they smurfing a buffet for us after this?
Vanity Smurf: Just smurfberries and sarsaparilla. Two of Smurfs' natural diets.
Gargamel: Can't we please listen to the song?!
(beat)
Brainy Smurf: Are there even any jokes in this?
Gargamel: Don't you understand comedy, foolish being? It's a reference! The joke is I'm singing it!
Brainy Smurf: Sorry to break it to you, Gargamel, but it isn't a joke.
Gargamel: Oh, great! Now, it's over! Thanks a lot, you imbecile! You completely ruined it!
Brainy Smurf: Don't you dare smurf that tone with me, because this has been one smurf of a day!
#incorrect smurfs quotes#the smurfs#incorrect quotes#brainy smurf#gargamel#referencing the ep blue plague#source: family guy#greedy smurf#vanity smurf#va phil proctor makes a guest appearance in this#1981 series#hanna barbera
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Brainy Smurf: Guys, we are not cursed. This is Smurfette we're talking about, right? The worst Smurf-Fu fighter of all time! Every time she tries to save the day, someone ends up dead!
Smurfette: Smurf you, Brainy.
Brainy: Don't talk to me like that, girlfriend. I'm the most important Smurf.
Smurfette: Oh, yeah? Well, if you're the most important Smurf, why do you have this CHAIR in your face? (attacks Brainy with a chair) To that!
#incorrect smurfs quotes#the smurfs#incorrect quotes#brainy smurf#smurfette#2021 series#nickelodeon#source: drawn together
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Peewit: (gasps) Not... a pie fight! IT IS WASTEFUL BEYOND ROYAL DELICACIES!
Scruple: That's not what I had in mind. I just didn't wanna waste the pie. (puts the pie down and throws the whole wooden refrigerator at Peewit)
#incorrect smurfs quotes#incorrect quotes#johan and peewit#source: earthworm jim#peewit#scruple#the smurfs
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Papa Smurf: Greetings, my little Sassette. Why the long face?
Sassette: I've turned into a jinx. I'm no good anywhere.
Papa Smurf: (chuckling) Oh, Sassy, you're just feeling sorry for yourself. What you need is motivation. I was about to fix a nice hot cup of smurfberry tea. Would you like to smurf us some?
Sassette: Gladly, Papa Smurf.
(A few minutes later back at Papa Smurf's lab, Sassette was holding the teapot.)
Papa Smurf: Now be careful, Sassette. It's scalding hot.
Sassette: Don't worry, Pappy. I can do this.
(The handle breaks and the teapot pours its contents onto Papa Smurf's lap, then the teapot lands onto his lap.)
Sassette: (in shock) Oops! (sadly) Sorry, Papa Smurf.
Papa Smurf: (puts teapot back on table, while in pain) I-It's okay, Sassy. Eh, y-you did your best. (slowly walks away in pain)
#the smurfs#incorrect smurfs quotes#incorrect quotes#source: the powerpuff girls (1998)#sassette#papa smurf#hanna barbera#1980s series
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NTOB Hefty: Wow.. That's embarrassing...
Live action Hefty: Embarrassin'? I'm sorry about your fragile masculinity, but I look GOOD!
#submission#incorrect smurfs quotes#the smurfs#incorrect quotes#hefty smurf#2021 series#live action movies
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Brainy Smurf: Here, get behind me and pinch my tail.
Clumsy Smurf: Uh, sure, Brainy. For what?
Brainy Smurf: I don't know. I haven't even thought of it yet. Now, don't pinch it until I say... (Clumsy pinches tail, Brainy screams in pain) Wait, we haven't started yet. I have to... (Clumsy pinches tail again, Brainy screams in pain again)
Clumsy Smurf: Uh, okay, Brainy! (pinches Brainy's tail for the third time, Brainy screams in pain.)
Brainy Smurf: Clumsy, I told you not to pinch it until I say... (Clumsy pinches Brainy's tail for the fourth time, Brainy screams in pain) Why do you keep pinching it?
Clumsy Smurf: Because you said... (screams)
Unnamed Smurf #1: (watching from behind) I've heard of pinching tails in searching for a fake Smurf once, but pinching Brainy's tail four times?! It's too much for a Smurf to handle!
Unnamed Smurf #2: You said it.
Grouchy Smurf: I hate MUSH!
#satirizing the infamous toenail scene from spongebob#incorrect smurfs quotes#the smurfs#incorrect quotes#brainy smurf#clumsy smurf#source: spongebob squarepants#grouchy smurf
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Papa Smurf: What are you saying?
Gargamel: What I'm saying is... I no longer need to capture your brethren, Papa Smurf. I've got my own job of honest work here now.
Brainy Smurf: You can't just leave us like this. Besides, we're not safe with other villains threatening to conquer our village. If you ask me, I...
Smurfs: (unison) Smurf up, Brainy!
Papa Smurf: Eh, yes, well... I guess this means you're happy now?
Gargamel: Much happier than I was before...
#incorrect smurfs quotes#the smurfs#incorrect quotes#brainy smurf#papa smurf#gargamel#referencing ep gargamel's new job#source: spongebob squarepants
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Brainy Smurf: Bashful Smurf, I've got news for you. You will never... (notices Smoogle sniffing in his drink) You sniffed in my Smurfberry soda! (to Bashful) That stupid Smoogle just sniffed in my Smurfberry soda! Look at that! I bet it's full of Smoogle germs! Where are my binoculars? (Brings in binoculars and examines his soda) A-HA! I thought so! (walks over to Bashful) See? Full of Smoogle germs!
Bashful Smurf: (to Smoogle) There's one thing you should never do. Never sniff in someone's Smurfberry soda.
#bashful smurf#brainy smurf#the smurfs#incorrect smurfs quotes#incorrect smurfs#smoogle#source: peanuts
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Dame Barbara: All right, that does it! Leave this castle at once!
Peewit: But I live here!
Dame Barbara: Not anymore, you don't!
Peewit: I LIVE HERE! I LIVE HERE!
Dame Barbara: OUT!
(Peewit is thrown out of the castle)
Peewit: It's ridiculous to say, "You can't throw me out of the king's castle" while you're still flying through the air!
#incorrect smurfs quotes#the smurfs#incorrect quotes#peewit#johan and peewit#dame barbara#source: peanuts
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Ah, Azrael and Scruple! Snooping as usual, I see?
- Gargamel, The Smurfs
#azrael#scruple#incorrect smurfs quotes#the smurfs#incorrect quotes#gargamel#peyo#hanna barbera#1980s#source: adventures of sonic the hedgehog
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Smurfette: Hefty, I'm scared.
Hefty: Don't worry, Smurfette. You'll have plenty of time to escape... While he's smurfing Scaredy. (whispers) He hates him the most.
Jokey: (enters) Hey, Smurfs. What's for dinner? I'm starving.
Vanity: Heavens to Smurfatroid, his smurf lust is unquenchable! It's making me have crows' feet in my complexion!
Brainy: Who cares about your crows' feet? We're more concerned about Jokey committing an unsmurfy act of crime!
Handy: For once, Brainy is right!
Clumsy: Uh, Jokey. Why don't you take Scaredy into Greedy's kitchen for a sandwich?
Scaredy: I DON'T WANNA DIE! (Lands into the window of his house, hiding under his bed)
#smurfette#hefty smurf#vanity smurf#incorrect smurfs quotes#the smurfs#smurfs#source: family guy#jokey smurf#scaredy smurf#clumsy smurf#greedy smurf#handy smurf#brainy smurf
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Papa Smurf, you have until midnight to give me your village or I will destroy your pitiful little Smurfs! Thank you and have a nice day. This message will repeat.
Gargamel, The Smurfs
#gargamel#papa smurf#smurfs#the smurfs#incorrect smurfs quotes#incorrect quotes#source: earthworm jim#peyo
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Brainy Smurf: Well, Dreamy, are you just going to stand there like a half-wit, mouth agape? Or are you going to help the other Smurfs with the fall festival?
Dreamy Smurf: Pipe down, Brainy! This crowd looks angry! They’re not going to wait any longer! I think I better smurf them what they need... And fast!
Brainy Smurf: I think so too! Or Papa Smurf will smurf both of us punishment chores for a week! (smiles) On second thought, keep them waiting.
Dreamy Smurf: No can do, Brainy! These Smurfs demand entertainment!
Brainy Smurf: Enter-what?
#brainy smurf#dreamy smurf#papa smurf#smurfs#the smurfs#source: spongebob squarepants#peyo#incorrect smurfs quotes#incorrect quotes
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Hefty: Oh, come on, it looks fine!
Vanity: If you were raised in a BARN!!
Vanity: Oh, no offense, Farmer.
Farmer: None taken. Especially since I WASN'T raised in a barn. My family just happened to live there.
Farmer: Where I was born.
Farmer: And spent the rest of my... formative years...
Hefty: Raised in a barn.
#source: my little pony the movie#the smurfs#incorrect quotes#incorrect smurfs quotes#hefty smurf#vanity smurf#farmer smurf#smurfs
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