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skyeslittlecorner · 2 months

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hiyaa!! can i request the king’s reaction to gabriel attempting to kill mc when they aren’t there? he does succeed in slashing their arm a bit, where mc crouches in pain while trying to stop the bleeding.

(your blog is my fav btw i love all of your stuff! <3)

First, let me be a nerd as I explain one thing, because I know that not everyone has been in the fandom from the beginning, and this fact was mentioned in the very first event. Gabriel's scythe kills on touch. It is a gift from god that even kings avoid because just one scratch means death.

I don't know if you were aware of this, dear anon, when you asked for this headcanon (if you wanted a less drastic scenario, please let me know, I'll gladly write a second one!). Get ready for angst.

(And! Thank you for kind words! You have no idea how nice to hear that <;3)

Satan reacted as befitted his sin. Wrath. Rage. Breakdown. A red, thick fog flowed into the streets, only choking the subordinates, but sweeping away the angels. They couldn't stand the mourning that poured out of him, and they died in agony as long as he held your dying body in his arms. This was the only day in the history of Gehenna when the devils lost their will to fight and their king almost followed you into the arms of death, fighting more fiercely than ever before.

You fulfilled your promise. You died to protect Hell. And he failed to protect you. Once you were buried in a beautiful, simple grave, Satan had only one thing on his mind. He promised you that he would be faithful, only yours, for millennia. And he will keep that promise. No lovers, no one-night stands. He couldn't protect you, but he can protect the one you did all this for. Minhyeok and his later children won't even be aware of it, but they have just gained a pure white, red-eyed guardian.

Beelzebub felt you dying rather than saw you. By the time he appeared at your side, it was too late. There was almost no blood flowing, but you both knew that this wound would never heal. He kissed you and whispered soothingly as you died. It was his fault. His damn eternal wandering. If he had stayed, if he had watched you better... You deserved more than being buried among his clones. You should rest with those who, unlike him, did protect you. With your parents. He will show up with your body on Minhyeok's doorstep, hoping that he will get angry and yell at him, but he will only break down in tears over your body. This is not enough for Beelzebub, this is worse than the punishment he expected. He doesn't feel worthy of attending your funeral, but he'll watch from afar anyway.

Your tombstone will always look like new, even for hundreds of years. Intact stone, fresh flowers. There are things that even Beelzebub cannot forget.

Leviathan won't let you die. No, just no. No way. Do not agree. The moment you get hurt, he will catch you in his arms. The face is colder than usual, but the voice is more soothing than ever. "Do not be afraid. You are mine, and I am not letting you go.” He will kiss you one last time and push you into his coffin. Suspended somewhere between worlds, not dead, but not alive either, you will be pushed into eternal sleep, barely remembering who you are.

Leviathan won't stop there, he has to get you back. Only god can save you from death, and if that means this devil has to find him, he will. Anything to get you back to his side. He won't agree to lose another person he loves.

This time Mammon is the spoiled one

MAMMON

The shield you raised could withstand anything - or so you thought, until Gabriel cut through it like a knife through wax. The wound on your forearm was minor. Almost invisible. Still, you stared at it in silence, dazed. You knew what that meant.

A fist sprung in front of your nose a second too late. Shooed the seraph away a second too late. Your life could have been saved. A second too late.

"Master! Are you okay?" Mammon caught up with you and grabbed you in his arms. The grogginess slowly turned into dizziness. You collapsed onto his chest, losing strength.

"He... hurt me." You whispered into his broad chest. His muscles tensed as if ready to attack, but the huge arms lifted you ever so gently. You felt like you were in a huge cradle. The consciousness that slowly drained from your body was glad that it was spending its last moments in these arms.

The king held your limp body for a long time. He couldn't say goodbye to you, he couldn't understand that he had lost you. That you already had left this Hell, and there was nothing he could do about it.

A huge mausoleum was built in the meadow where you died. Gold and silk blinded the inhabitants from afar, outshining the sun itself. Despite the splendor greater than in the palace, everyone considered your tomb to be the poorest place in the world. Mammon visited it every day. He reminded himself that he needed to protect his people better. That he should have protected you better. For the first time in his life he felt real loss.

It was here that Tartaros' greatest treasure was lost.

#whb #what in hell is bad #whb satan #whb beelzebub #whb leviathan #whb mammon #skye's little talk

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2af-afterdark · 5 months

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Would you believe me if I said I have some more ✨thots✨ on Omega MC in WHB?

Like how Beel/Bael is a two for one deal because MC’s sweet sweet heat pheromones are driving them crazy?

Or how everyone in Abbadon (idk if it’s one or two B’s) just are eagerly waiting to help (and by eagerly I mean fighting each other to have a chance)

Or how Naberius and Buer are just at each other because they should be helping the sweet “innocent” omega? (Dogs man /j)

I do wonder if you have any other thots on this, go as rabid and feral as you want for this, I live for Chaos

🦩

I saved this ask. I saved it for a rainy day. Today is my rainy day. fun fact: omegaverse is one of my comfort genres. I read it whenever I need a pick-me-up

First part

Bell would pop up in Avisos unexpectedly the moment MC enters their heat (he smelled it across all of Hell); walking into the sight of Bael already peeling open their shirt and groping them while his nose is buried against their neck to sniff at their sweet scent. They are both turned on by smell and a human omega is a new experience; a surprisingly sweet treat. Cut to MC in Bael's lap, his hands all over them, and Bell eating away at their wet entrance. MC will walk away covered it bite marks... if they could walk afterward, that is.

Abbadon is a complete toss up. I have the feeling a few members would be more than happy to work together (see Phenix and Ronove) but some may want MC along because they don't think the poor human could handle the session if they had to handle more than one devil all on their own. RIP to the cute omega, because those devils will still go back-to-back without giving them a proper break. Good thing Paradise Lost is always ready to lend a helping hand. Speaking of which....

Imagine Paradise Lost! The healers are no joke. If anyone knows how to be extra rough with a desperate omega, it has to be them. They have the terrifying ability of healing people to the point that it's like they were never injured at all. They can go pretty far as long as MC doesn't die or lose a limb... And considering how rotted an omega's brain could be during a heat, they may not even notice how rough the boys are being. All they know is that everything feels good.

But, yes, I think Naberius would be the worst™. Dog smells bitch in heat (affectionate) and loses his fucking mind. He would be humping MC so fast that they wouldn't be able to do much else than beg him for more. God save you if you try to come near his omega. He will bite you will all three of his mouths (I like to believe he turns into his Cerberus form when MC is sleeping so they can cuddle against the big puppy).

Glasyalabolas would be a jerk about it though. He lives for chaos. He would tease and torment MC without a hint of relief just so they keep spreading all those sweet omega pheromones and drive everyone else crazy. He'd watch the entirety of Hell turn into fistfights over MC... then he'd finally steal MC away and give them what they've been craving from him just so all the fighting was pointless and everyone else is left blue balled.

LEVIATHAN THOUGH! Just imagine him finding out MC is in heat! Imagine how quickly he grabs MC from wherever the fuck in Hell they are at that moment and stealing them away to his room so that he's the only one enjoying their sweet scent. Imagine how many days he spends with them completely drunk on their heat, loving on him and only him. Then imagine how envious he is after MC's heat passes because "do you only feel that way about me when your mind is addled?" so he makes them prove that's how they always feel about him for a few more days on top of it.

And what about Mammon?!?!?!?!?! Man owns the world and would gladly give it to MC in a heartbeat. He also has zero hang ups about sexual acts in public, so I can see him going about his day despite MC's heat and just letting them climb on top of him whenever they need it. Fuck! I wouldn't be surprised if the entirety of Tartaros is as their disposal and that they don't have someone waiting on them hand and foot between the the high points of their heat. I'm sure Bimet would jump at the chance, just saying.

And Satan... Dear sweet Satan would let them cling to him all day and they could have sex and roughly or as gently as they want. He's there for them as long as they need him. If anyone else comes sniffing, he will kick them across Gehenna. MC doesn't need anyone else coming around right now when they're so vulnerable.

Meanwhile, poor Minhyeok has to deal with getting back all their use panties that smell like heat and slick. Man may go into a rut and have enough cum to fill more than one jar. I'm sure MC will need all that extra love during and after their heat.

#❖ 🦩 anon #love letters ❤️#talkin' whb #whb satan #whb mammon #whb leviathan #whb beelzebub #whb bael #whb naberius #whb glasyalabolas #whb minhyeok #cw omegaverse

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a-local-idiots-shitpost · 1 year

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Mc makes Origami for the Brothers

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Lucifer:

you made him a tiny peacock

he did not acknowledge it other than a thank you

which is his usual refusing to show how he feels

because he was incredibly proud of you, doesn´t matter if it looked perfect or not

it also got a place on his desk in his room

and if anyone touches it or tries to take it, they will get hanged and/or eternal house arrest

he won´t ask for a second one but he will gladly take another one if your planning to make more

Mammon:

he got a heart made of money

which cause a horrible internal conflict for Mammon

on one hand he will cherish it forever on the other hand he´s the Avatar of Greed and saving money isn´t really his thing

best thing would be if you just made him something new

I mean it won´t help him with his former conflict but it will distract him long enough

and he will have the bragging rights that you made him not one but two things!

and he will definitely try to get more and if you made some casually some may or may not get lost and magically make their way in Mammon´s room

Leviathan:

he got a surprisingly accurate paper Henry (the Fish not the Snake or the actual Henry from TSL or a figure of you based on his nickname for you)

and he did at first think you once again stole Henry

and he was terrified because Henry was out of water

he was very relieved when he found out it was just a well made paper Henry

he will get even happier when you only made him something and if you made something for his brothers…

I mean he IS the Avatar of Envy so it isn´t hard to imagine

but if he get´s more than his brothers or his look nicer he will be happier, still a jealous little shit but a bit nicer than before

Satan:

you made him a Cat but also a little paper figure that´s supposed to look like Lucifer

he loves the little paper cat more than anything, doesn´t matter if it´s just vaguely cat shaped or a really good looking one

he would die and kill for it

he would also make you something

I mean Origami is a calming activity so it wouldn´t surprise me if he does it or at least tried it once

he would definitely want you to make a second cat so his won´t be lonely

the paper Lucifer was for Satan to let his anger out on it instead of the real Lucifer

it was pretty much destroyed after the first day though

Asmodeus:

you made him a very cute Panda

he loves it more than anything and it will definitely be featured on his Devilgram

and good luck to anyone who says it looks bad

Asmo will destroy their social life

he would really love it if you made more things for him

or if you both made something together

he would really like it if both of you could do something with just each other

also will take a bunch of you doing Origami together

for the most part to make everyone jealous because he get´s to spend time with the best Human in all three realms and he wants to remember as much of the time just the two of you spend together

Beelzebub:

originally you were thinking of making something food themed but knowing he would eat it he got a tiny Sheep

and he was a bit disappointed at this but he would have definitely eaten it and be disappointed by the lack of taste

it would have still tasted better than some things he ate

he really loves his sheep though!

he also wanted to make Origami with you and Belphie

but he tried to eat the colorful paper… and sometimes what he made

but it was still fun

and you did manage to finish some things

Belphegor:

also a little Sheep

you have to stop him from falling asleep with it

because it would get destroyed

he also tried to make Origami with you and Beel

but his problem was that Origami is a rather calming activity, he is the Avatar of Sloth and you were trying to stop Beel from eating all of the paper

yeah he fell asleep as soon as you were distracted

when he woke up he was covered in little paper flowers

he just smiled and fell back asleep

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immasock · 3 months

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.................................. Ok you already know why I'm here again, another request, Pls HCs for Gen Z MC going home just looking like they had a killing spree, like, clothes almost soaked in blood hands dripping blood and eyes literally scream bloody murder. The fight was intense with the other demons, MC is little to unscathed.

Ooooo I have such a soft spot for badass MC-

Gen Z!MC coming home all bloody

Lucifer:

This man is so disturbed

He is so worried

At first he thinks that all that blood belongs to them so he makes a point to try and clean them up

And then he realizes

Oh shit

There’s a few minor scratches but definitely nothing to cause there to be this much blood

MC what did you do-?

He immediately starts scolding them

He’s trying to not be harsh about it tho

He’s mainly just worried

And a little impressed

Especially when they tell him what happened

He’s also pissed off that some random ass demons thought it would be okay to try and attack the human

But it seems like MC handled it themselves

Good on you MC

Mammon:

Oh hey MC-

HOLY SHIT WHAT HAPPENED!???!??!

Mans is so worried it is unreal

Poor baby almost has a heart attack

He thinks they’re actively bleeding out and gonna die

He freaks out and is trying to figure out what to do

But his brain won’t work

Cause oh shit his human is dying

And then MC reassures him that it’s not their blood but that it belongs to the demon they fought

Which is comforting for a moment

That is

Until he realizes what exactly they said

And it clicks that the human is covered in blood from some demon

He immediately starts asking a bunch of questions

What do you mean “the demon you fought?”

What happened??

Are you okay??

Why didn’t you call me????

He’s just worried okay

Give the baby a break

Leviathan:

Mans is shocked

This was not what he was expecting

He had asked them to come to his room to show them something and they said they were on their way home

And then they walk in his room looking like that??

What is he supposed to do?

He doesn’t know how to react in this situation

He asks if they’re okay as he tries to find his first aid kit but they assure him that they’re fine

He doesn’t believe them at first but they’re insistent

Once he’s chilled out, he tells to go take a shower and change cause he doesn’t want blood getting on anything

He secretly thinks they look cool covered in blood tho

Like some sick ass anime main character

Satan:

….

He’s supposed to be the violent one MC

Stop coming for his brand

Jokes aside

He’s also very worried

He’s better at hiding it but he does come over to check on them to make sure they’re okay

When they assure him that yes they’re fine

They aren’t dying

He’s very interested in what happened

Honestly I feel like he’d want to deal with the demons that dared to pick a fight with MC himself, but they did a fine job themselves

Asmodeus:

Oh dear lord what happened-

He has a thing with not wanting to touch blood so he’ll ask if they’re okay first and if they need help

He’d gladly deal with it if they did but he’d rather not if he doesn’t have to

Luckily for the two of them, MC is fine

They just absolutely slaughtered some demons

That’s the day that Asmo learns you don’t fuck with MC

He’s mostly impressed

This child demolished some asshole demons that were trying to attack them

By themselves

Go MC

This calls for a celebratory makeover

But go change first

He won’t be having any blood getting on anything

Or himself

Beelzebub:

MC, don’t do this to the poor guy-

He’s already worried about MC all the time

He doesn’t need this

The poor man

He smells the blood before he sees it

So hopefully he puts two and two together that it’s not MCs blood before he freaks out

If not, he may also almost have a heart attack

Just be warned

He’s the type to insist on cleaning them up

Even if they don’t need the help

He’s also the type to be very protective with them for a few days after the fact

Even though he knows that they’re fine and it wasn’t their blood

He doesn’t care

Cause what if it had been?

You can never be too careful

Belphegor:

Well that definitely woke him up

He’d have a hard time with it most likely

Being brought back to lesson 16 and how they looked

He’s gonna be cautious around them for a while after

Also wanting to help them

And then they tell him what happened

And mans is floored

Fuck you mean you did all that to some demons?

What kinda human are you-

Absolutely don’t fuck with MC he guesses

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me mc #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor

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crazyforbarbatos · 7 months

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Obey Me Reactions: MC getting married to Solomon

A/N: As much as I really want to write most of the brothers as being salty about this marriage, I won’t. I feel that at the end of the day, no matter how they feel, they'd be respectful of your wishes.

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Lucifer

He hoped that you and Solomon would have a life full of happiness and good health. And he’d hope that you’d come back to the Devildom from time to time to visit. The House of Lamentation would always be your home away from home.

Mammon

That shady sorcerer? Really, Y/N? You could have done better. But, if you were happy with him, he could accept it. However he’d be bit pouty about it.

Levi

He’s a little envious that it’s not him with you, but he can put all that aside. It’s not like he’d ever see you again. Besides you and Solomon promised to play some online games with him once your honeymoon was over.

Satan

Regardless of past feelings, he would be especially happy for his friends. He made sure to give you some books for a parting gift. And should you two need anything, he was only a text or call away.

Asmo

Honestly? He was the one to set you two up in first place, so obviously he’s ecstatic. But it was shocking that you didn’t ask him to join the relationship with you. That aside, he planned the wedding and everything so

Beel

As long as you were happy, that’s what mattered to him. And from the way you were looking at Solomon, he knew that you were in good hands. And the cake at your wedding was so tasty!

Belphie

You mattered a lot to him. And while he wasn’t totally happy with your choice to pick Solomon at first, he eventually accept it.

Diavolo

He’s very happy for you! And he was especially happy that you two would decide to have your wedding in the Devildom! Don’t be afraid to come back to the Devildom and visit.

Barbatos

You could have done a lot better than Solomon, but congratulations on your marriage, Y/N! However, if you’d like any food to be made for you so you don’t die, feel free to ask him.

Simeon

He knew how much you two were in love with each other, so of course he was happy for you two! He was happy to be a part of your story.

Solomon

He never thought that the day would come. He was happy to have you by his side. And he would make sure to make every day special. And he'll be pretty smug that he's the one who married you and not any of the others.

Luke

He’d be happy for you! Solomon was a pretty good guy, and he was a human just like you. He sent you guys off with a bunch of sweets that you both love.

Thirteen

If you’re happy, then she’s happy for you. Even if she doesn’t get along well Solomon, she’d wish you both happiness. She’s not a monster. But call her if anything goes wrong, she’ll gladly take him out for you.

#obey me x reader #solomon x reader #obey me reactions

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strawberry-cowmilk · 2 years

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I got struck with a small angst idea recently which might be a bit heavy, and i apologise for that : , MC gets struck with a sudden existential crisis. They've experienced death, but never anything beyond. They know of the celestial realm and devildom, of course. But they've never died long enough to experience either. The concept of the after life frightens them as they don't know what would actually happen. And I just really want to see how the brothers would react to their normally calm and collected MC get struck by this sudden dread, their thoughts coming out as word vomit while spiraling.

You can ignore if too heavy, : I mainly needed it off my chest.

Hi, anon! I hope you're doing okay ♡♡ and no need to apologise for anything! I'd gladly write your request, I hope you like it!

the brothers react to mc suddenly experiencing an existential crisis

-> brothers x mc

IMPORTANT: If you or a loved one ever feel like you need help, please reach out to somebody who can help you, or call your national hotline. Remember, you are valid and your feelings matter.

mc's gender is not mentioned, not proof read

content warnings: angst, questioning life, death mentions, existential crisis, lesson 16 spoilers

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Lucifer

he will quickly take you somewhere private to help you calm down

lucifer will offer you a glass of water and hush you in an attempt to stop your racing mind

if you want to, he'll hold you close to his body

lucifer will try to answer whatever question you have about the afterlife, since he's lived in both the devildom and celestial realm, but he has never died before either, so he doesn't know how accurate his answers are

he just wants you to feel a bit more at ease

Mammon

he thinks he can fix the situation with some jokes and laughter at first

then, he realises the matter is much more serious than he first thought

mammon didn't expect this behavior from you at all, it took him by surprise

but, his protective instinct kicked in

he'll sit you down somewhere, take your hand in his, and ask you what's wrong

when you tell him, he doesn't know how to respond, but he's fixated on easing your mind, so he'll tell you something about his experiences as both a demon and an angel, hoping it somewhat helps you

Leviathan

levi really isn't the best at comforting people

instead, he'll try to distract you

by playing a game, watching an anime or reading some tsl, anything really

but, levi quickly realises his tactics don't work this time

he honestly knows how you feel, he's experienced existential crisises before too, and what he remembers from those is how much he needed a hug and somebody to tell him everything's okay

so, shoving all shyness aside, levi does just that to you

Satan

your sudden breakdown takes satan by surprise, he is great at reading others, therefore he did not expect this from a usually composed you

if you are very deep into the pit of panic, satan will do some breathing exercises with you

he'll try to answer any questions you have as accurately as he can using his books, hoping it helps you

afterwards, satan takes you to a cat cafè, in the hopes to prevent you from falling back

Asmodeus

he takes you to his room, and asks you what's wrong there

you try to explain everything to him as he runs you a warm bath, with your favorite scents

he helps you get into the bath while you tell him you're scared of what will happen after you die

asmo hasn't thought about that question before, he assumed things would pretty much remain the same

but, to reassure you, he said: 'well, one thing will always stay the same: my love for you'

Beelzebub

teddy bear mode activated

unless you don't want to be touched, he will hug you and won't let go until you verbally tell him you feel better

he'll give you your comfort foods to calm you down so you can speak properly again

when you eventually tell him what's wrong, he kind of relates to your words

the fear he felt during the war, how much he wonders where lilith is right now, he felt similar to how you are feeling right now

but, he got better, therefore so will you

'I don't know what's next, but I know you'll be okay'

Belphegor

all he feels is guilt

if he hadn't killed you, you wouldn't be feeling like this right now, correct?

he hates the fact that he's still making you suffer with his past actions

he apologises before even attempting to comfort you

belphie is surprised when you actually share your feelings with him, do you really trust him so much?

he'll try his best to ease your worries, but deep down he believes he's unworthy of helping you

beel might have to step in

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lucifersimp333 · 11 months

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MC Has a Panic Attack

I recently had the worst panic attack I've ever experienced in my life. Why? Who knows.

LuciferXmc, MammonXmc,SatanXmc

You're an MC who is experiencing a severe panic attack in the middle of the night. Here is how the brothers would help!

Lucifer

It's late at night and you woke up from your sleep gasping for air. You're in a distressed state and run to Lucifer's study to see him to help you ground yourself.

Was focused on late night paperwork, nearly jumped out his damn seat when you busted through the door.

He sees you struggling to take a breath and shaking uncontrollably. He pops out of his seat rushes over to you, dropping his pen in hand.

Holds your cheeks with both of his hands and analyzes your face with a worried look. "MC, what happened? Tell me what's wrong."

When you struggle to get words out as you're convinced you're having a literal heart attack. You manage to spit out the words " panic attack."

Lucifer let's a sigh of relief out mentally, he automatically assumed the worst. He knows how to help you through panic attacks. He's just thankful this isn't something of Solomon's doing.

Lucifer wraps an arm around you and walks you to the seat at his desk. He's takes a seat and pulls you on his lap. He reaches over for the bottle of water that's on his desk and makes you take small sips.

He places a hand on the side of your face and gently makes you rest your head against his chest.

" shhhhh..... everything is alright." He says has he rests his chin on the top of your head, rubbing your arm to ground you.

He begins to tell you stories of his life in the Celestial Realm as a distraction, keeping you wrapped in his arms and head on his chest. He knows you love hearing stories of his past and he he'll gladly tell you them to calm you down. He knows you're starting to feel better when you giggle at the funny parts of his stories. He lets out a relieved smile and will chuckle along with you.

He plants a firm kiss on the top of your head after offering you to sleep in his room for the night. He wants to make sure you get a good night's rest.

Mammon

Was sleeping soundly until your barged through his door. He jolts up with a yelp. His white hair is disheveled and eyes wide. " What the hell ya doing?! Ya scared the shit out of me!"

Once he notices you're crying, he springs out of his bed and runs over to you. " Hey hey, what's the matter?" His voice becomes soft and concerned. He places a hand on your shoulder and listens intently as you explain you're having a panic attack.

" Oh MC, there's no need ta panic!" He says as he pulls you in to a firm hug. " There ain't nothing to worry about when ya got The Great Mammon by yer side. Ya know I'll protect ya."

He walks you to the love seat that's attached to his couch. He sits down with his legs stretched straight away from him and gestures you to come sit on his lap. " Come 'ere."

You take a seat on his lap and lay your legs on top of his. He feels your heart beating out of your chest. He places a soft hand on your chest and looks you in the eyes. With a plush voice he says " Take a deep breath, everythin' is alright." He takes deep breathes with you, coaching you through breathing exercises Lucifer taught him years ago.

He reaches over for remote that's sitting on the cushion next to him and clicks on the TV. He puts on a movie he knows you love. He rests his cheek on the side of your head and you both watch it.

He knows you're feeling better when you point out your favorite parts in the movie. He smiles softly and glances down at you, noticing you finally fell asleep. After admiring your beautiful face for a few minuets, he finally musters up the guts to kiss your cheek. With his heart now racing, he places a few more kisses on your cheek, taking advantage of this moment where he won't completely die of embarrassment. He leans his head back on the couch and continues holding you while watching the movie, eyes growing heavy from drowsiness.

You both end up falling asleep on his couch with the movie playing in the background. No you can both sleep peacefully.

Satan

Was up late reading in his bed, legs under the covers when his door bursts open. He jumps up with his glance snaps to the door.

At first, he's pissed. Who the fuck is barging in his room at this ungodly hour? Then he sees your tear stained face and let's his guard down. In a soft voice, "MC, you are alright my dear?" He snaps his books shut and removes the covers off his legs. He strides over to you and cups your cheeks with his hands. ( Like father like son)

You try to catch your breath as tears continue to pour from your eyes. " I- I can't b-breathe" you say. You try to ground yourself by gripping on to the sleeve of his shirt and rubbing your fingers along the fabric to stimulate your sense of touch.

" Is this another panic attack, MC?" He asks as he rubs your cheeks with his thumbs, knowing that stimulating your sense of touch helps with grounding panic attacks. You nod your head frantically, your lip quivers as the sense of anxiety builds.

With a hand on your back, he guides you to his bed. You sit with your back against the headboard and legs stretched out straight. He sits next to you in the same manner and makes you rest your head on his shoulder. He holds both of your hands and places your claspsed hands on his lap.

He rests his cheek on your head and rubs your hands with his thumbs. He then begins to talk you through your attack. " Everything is alright, MC. You're in my room, in my bed, safe. I'm right here with you. You can breathe, you're safe."

Once you've calmed down some, he reaches over and grabs the book he was reading when you came in. He begins reading to you in a soft, gentle tone. With one hand holding his book, he holds your hand with his other, stroking it with his thumb.

When he hears your soft snores, he knows you're finally at ease. A soft smile grows on his face. He sets the book down back on his nightstand and places a hand on your cheek. He kisses your forehead and whispers " Goodnight, my love." With a hand slide under your back, he lowers you to where you're laying flat on the bed. He pulls the covers over you and pulls you in to his arms. He peppers some more losses on your forehead and sleeps with you, wanting to be there for you in the morning.

#obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #obey me headcanons #obey me fanfic #obeymelucifer #obey me mammon #obey me satan

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my-bestie-is-a-demon · 2 years

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Most Likely to Try to Bed You: Brothers and Dateables (sans Luke)

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. So this is written from least to most likely. And I included why they might hold back.

Suggestive Content Ahead--Sexual Themes and References and Adult Language

May Contain Spoilers if you haven't finished season one

11. Barbatos

The much-beloved and ever serene demon butler is not about to try anything, unfortunately. Being around you is enough for him, and what if he makes you uncomfortable with unwanted advances? How awkward; your friendship would never be the same.

10. Simeon

I know! The angel is only second to last. Truth be told, Simeon isn't wholly aware of the true meanings of his feelings. Even when he does realize... oh dear... He's not sure what to do with himself. You'd never be able to tell anything is different about him. He's still a sweet and subtle flirt, albeit an internally flustered one.

9. Beelzebub

Behold the resident teddy bear. Beel likes you; like, likes you likes you. He thinks you're attractive and nice. You're so good with his brothers too... But he isn't truly pushed to act on his feelings. He doesn't like being selfish, and he worries that if he makes advances towards you, it might hurt his brothers' feelings (doubly true for belphie). Unless you initiate something, he is pretty content keeping things the way they are.

8. Leviathan

Oop! Coming in hot at number eight! His sin eggs him on a bit in this case. The thought of someone else hanging out with you? Let alone touching you? It sends him spirally so hard and fast: he's dizzy for days. He wants you. But what if you reject him? He couldn't take it. He'd die for sure. For now, he'll wait. The more time the two of you spend together, the more you'll like him. Right?

7. Belphegor

thin fucking ice belphie. He knows how he feels. And he knows others feel the same way. Unlike Beel, he isn't going to make room for his older brothers... Unless it's Beel in question. Otherwise, Belphie is happy to attempt to monopolize your time and affection. Let him sleep in your lap; he's so tired... He'll wrap his arms around your waist while standing to rest his head on your shoulder. Is he asleep or smelling your hair? Who knows. Watch his hands though, they be wandering.

6. Diavolo

the prince himself -3- The Prince of Devildom must admit to himself that he enjoys your company more than is necessarily appropriate. He finds himself thinking of you... and your body. Whoops!! He'd flirt, maybe a bit terribly, and compliment you enthusiastically. If he can get you alone, then he'll tell you. Bluntly. And Diavolo will gladly take you then and there if you let him.

5. Solomon

heuheuheu This saucy sorcerer wants to get into your bed on day one, if for no other reason than it would piss off everyone else. He flirts and gives light touches. Focuses on you so intently when you speak, you get embarrassed by the attention. He makes it clear early on that if you ever want a bed partner, platonic or otherwise, he's available. After all, he has an excellent grasp of human anatomy.

4. Mammon

he's your first man, damn it!! Anyway. Mammon is a fuckin mess about it. Greed incarnate, he needs to have you. You're his, don't you know that already? Well, he plans on making it clear to you. He hovers. Constantly. He gives you trinkets and demands you spend time with him. When he musters the nerve and gets you alone... he's still a mess! Completely red and incoherent. He finally gets to the point through action--maybe kissing you, holding you, or pinning you down. He wants you so bad; he looks stupid. And he knows it.

3. Satan

is this a surprise to anyone?? Satan has read enough books to know where this is going, lol. There are no downsides to wanting to bed you. After all, it'd piss off Lucifer, and he'd get laid. Win-win! He doesn't need to demand time alone with you. The library is one of the places you often visit for solitude and comfort. And if he's there too, is it really a surprise? He'd stare at you so much that you noticed. He'd pretend to be sheepish at being caught... but it's part of the game. He wants you to know he likes you without saying it out loud. He wants to create tension so thick it'll be a relief when you finally kiss him.

2. Lucifer

the cannon is coming for me According to our beloved source material, depending on choices you make in Season 1... Lucifer breaks. His compounded logic and unshakeable discipline pale in comparison to the joy you bring him. He can feel his self-control eroding away whenever he's alone with you for more than a minute. He knows you must have some feelings for him as well. Why else would you avoid his gaze like this? Why would your skin be so warm? He seduces you only after he's sure you'll say yes.

1. Asmodeus

were y'all expecting someone else?? Asmo wanted in from the very beginning. How interesting that you're immune to his powers. He didn't go out of his way to seduce you at first. Just unsubtle hints and persistent flirting. But post pact? Woof. Good luck. He knows what buttons to push, what questions to ask, how much of his clavicle he should show to make your mouth go dry. It's amusing for him, figuring you out as a sexual being. He's quite content being a casual partner to you and makes himself perfectly clear on multiple occasions. He can sense lust like an alcoholic senses happy hour. If you're horny, he's on his way, babe.

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beels-burger-babe · 3 years

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A Pain You'll Soon Regret - Pt. 1

***This...This is glorious. Oh ho, I will most definitely give you this fic @millenniumofpain! I will do so gladly! Thanks for sending in this great request!***

Poly!MC Summary: MC and the demon lords get in a fight resulting in MC leaving. They planned on going to Purgatory Hall until things cool off, but they never quite make it there. TW: Heavy Angst, Violence, I don't know what to tag this, but there is a pretty nasty verbal fight, Gore/Injury Part Two: HERE, Part Three: HERE, Part Four: HERE

You growled to yourself, angrily wiping tears from your face, as you marched away from the House of Lamentation, away from your partners.

Well, you said marching. It was more of a stumble what with the way your intoxicated brain could barely walk forward. You wished you could say you didn't know how things got like this, but the evidence had been there all along. It was in the slow build of tensions that increased and increased until they overflowed. It was in the way everyone would bite their tongues more and more frequently rather than communicating their thoughts.

Everyone had little things about the relationship between the eight of you that bothered them, and no one said a word until the words could no longer be held back.

It all started after you came back from clubbing way past curfew with Asmodeus.

The two of you were definitely drunk and were giggling messes as you did your best to hold the other up.

You both jumped when the hallway light turned on to reveal Lucifer and the others waiting there for you.

You bit back a sob as you thought of the vicious words that came out of their mouths.

"You're so reckless! Do you know what could've happened to a human like you this late at night in this state?! For Diavolo's sake MC, I expected this behaviour from Asmodeus, but I expected more from you!" Lucifer shouted Asmodeus groaned and leaned against you. "We were just having some fun. It's my date night. Don't get your wings in a twist." Beelzebub glared at him. "Just because it's your date night with MC doesn't excuse you putting them in danger. You couldn't even defend yourself right now, forget about defending them!" You frowned and stepped forward. "Guys relax. Nothing happened." Mammon scoffed, "That's always how it is with you! You think that just because nothin' has happened to ya that it's fine. You ain't invincible MC. Gah, it's like you're just throwin' ya self into dangerous situations just to get us to come to save ya again!" Satan raised an eyebrow at Mammon's comments and crossed his arms over his chest. "Maybe that's what they want. Attention. Is that the real reason why you keep being so reckless?" he tsks and scowls at you, "If you wanted attention MC you could've asked one of your seven boyfriends." You looked at them all with wide eyes. "Wha- I do NOT do all of this for attention!" Levi snarled, "Then why do you do it? Huh? Why else would you get drunk in one of the most notorious clubs in the Devildom? Why else would you date all seven of the Lords of the Devildom?" You stepped back as though you had been slapped by Levi's words. You glanced around at the others, but no one rose to your defence. You met Belphie's gaze hoping, that maybe as the only one to have not spoken up, that he'd be on your side. He just snickered and gave you a perplexed look. "What? Don't expect me to step in. You got yourself in this mess." You stood shocked and hurt; almost unwilling to believe that your partners, the people who you thought loved you unconditionally, verbally attacked you. Anger bubbled and boiled inside of you until you couldn't contain it anymore. "If you guys have such a problem with it, then maybe I won't depend on you anymore! I'm reckless, yeah, I admit, but I never did it for attention and I certainly never put myself in danger just so you all could play the hero," you turned your anger to Leviathan, "And in case you forgot, you all agreed to date me! I thought it was because you all loved me as much as I loved you but apparently fucking not! So if you don't mind, I'm going to leave now like the attention-driven child that you all think I am!"

Not your classiest moment, but you didn't care. It was clear you weren't wanted at the time, and you were too tired to handle the brutal words that they were throwing at you. So you left. Which brought you here, stumbling your way towards Purgatory Hall, drunk, and sobbing as you shivered from the cold Devildom air. You could just see the shape of the Hall ahead of you when you suddenly tripped and found yourself tumbling to the ground. You winced as you felt your knees and hands scrape against the ground. You groaned and turned yourself over to inspect the injuries. "Just when the night couldn't get any worse," "Well, well, well, what do we have here?" You stiffened as three demons came out of the woods around you and began circling you like vultures about to swoop in on their prey. The tallest one snickered. "Looks like the Lords' little pet strayed too far from its masters. Lucky us~"

A shorter, rounder one smiled sharply as drool trickled from its mouth. "Their loss, our gain," it leaned forward and inhaled deeply before sighing in pleasure. "Oh, get a whiff of that fear~ Just, delicious! Do you think it's true when they say that human tears really do add seasoning to its meat?" You tried to scramble away from it, as your heart pounded in your chest, but yelped as your back bumped against a curvier one. Its long nails dug into your shoulders as it secured its hands near your neck. "Only one way to find out." You were in trouble. These demons clearly had no intention of letting you go. You needed to get out of there before it was too late. You jammed the heel of your palms against the back of the wrists of the demon that holding you down, while you leaned backwards away from it. You were able to get just enough slack to roll away from the demon before jumping back to your feet. You were still surrounded, but at least now you weren't defenceless on the ground. Progress.

You did your best snarl, one that you and Mammon had jokingly practiced together one day, and glared fiercely at them. "Do you have any idea who you're messing with? I could have you all killed with just a snap of my fingers. You have one chance to run away, or I promise you that no one will ever be able to find your sorry corpses."

The tall one laughed and smirked at you. "And what exactly are you going to do? Scratch us with your blunt little nails? Bite us with your flat teeth?" The round one perked and began to hop excitedly. "Oh! Oh! Maybe they'll summon the lords to do it for them! Such a pathetic thing doesn't stand a chance on its own."

The curvy one wore a sickening grin as it leaned down mockingly at you. "So, you gonna call your guard dogs or what?"

You froze. You couldn't summon the brothers. Technically, you could, but not at this moment. Not after that fight. They had basically screamed at you about how they were tired of you getting yourself into situations exactly like this and then come crying to them for help. And what did you do? Take off and prove them right. They didn't want to be your heroes. They didn't want you.

You were on your own in this, and there was no way you could fight and win. Without a second thought, you turned towards Purgatory Hall and ran. The laughter of the demons rang behind menacingly. You barely got five steps away before a set of claws slashed deep into your ankle. You screamed out as you collapsed roughly to the ground, making your forehead against the dirt road.

You twisted onto your side to see the round demon drooling over your heavily bleeding leg with a nearly psychotic expression. "I love it when they try to run." That was the only warning you got before it sunk its razor-sharp teeth into your calf. You wailed loudly in pain as you used your other foot to try and kick the demon off of you, but it wasn't so willing to let go of its meal. The tall one grabbed your arm, bending you foreword as it roughly folded it behind your back. You cried out as you felt your shoulder pop out of its socket and nausea swirl in your stomach. "Not so tough now, are you?" It purred in your ear as it licked the tears off of your cheeks. You choked on your sobs as it roughly bit into the flesh on your collar, and weakly struggled in its grasp. "Let go of me! H-Help! Somebody! Help me!"

The curvy one finally approached you, burying its fingers into your hair before harshly yanking your head towards it. You screamed before it slapped its clawed hand across your face. Bile threatened to rise out of your throat as you felt your own blood drip down your cheek.

Spots began to blur your vision as the demon leered down at you with its menacing eyes. You felt your stomach drop as a realization hit you. This was how you would die.

You whimpered as you thought of the brothers, and how you never got to even kiss them or tell them goodbye one final time. Hell, you didn't even get to see them smile at you. Instead, you were reminded that you could never be what they needed you to be.

You would die scared, in pain, and unloved.

The curvy demon laughed as it wrapped its hands around your throat. You struggled to breathe and whined as, for just a moment, you saw Belphegore choking you to death once more, and not this monster. You morbidly thought that it was only fitting for you to be killed the same way twice. The demon leaned closer to you, demanding that you meet its un-naturally yellow eyes as it smiled. "You realize it now don't you? That this is your death bed? That no one is coming for the pathetic little human. I bet no one would even-" Before it could finish its sentence a blindingly bright beam burst across the side of its face sending it flying across the ground. You could hear the other demon curse and began to take off as two voices shouted and more bright flashes were sent in their direction. As your vision began to fade, you saw tear-filled, innocent blue eyes look down at you and a small mouth framed by chubby cheeks try to speak. But it was too late. With a final whine, you felt your eyes roll to the back of your skull and your mind plummet into darkness. ***This request is just evil and I love it. There will be a part two. So stay tuned for more pain. Hope you enjoyed it @millenniumofpain! Thank you for allowing me to write this!!***

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asmo-ds · 3 years

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Oh! Oh! The Brothers + Dateables reacting to MC who just pets their head before walking off and doing whatever. Lucifer’s threatening them? Head pat. Diavolo showing up to check on them? Head pat. Luke ranting about how much he hates demons? Head pat. They flat out give headpats to everyone, no matter the situation but they’ll stop if they’re asked to.

a/n: if anybody gives me headpats I would die on the spot, nobody ever given me a head pat but I feel like it’d be nice

w/ MC Who Gives Lots of Head Pats

Warnings: None

MC: Gender Neutral

Summary: How the characters of Obey Me! would react to an MC who has a habit of petting heads before walking off

- He was scolding Mammon for stealing his stuff again when he felt a small hand against his head and felt it lift and set itself back a few times

- He whipped around and saw MC, who gave a sweet smile and walked away

- Tells Mammon that if he breathes a word of what he just saw he’d kill him

- He will be working in his office and sometimes MC just comes in to pat his head and then leave

- his pride won’t let him admit it- but it is reassuring and encourages him to do his paperwork faster

- The first time it happens is during the TSL marathon they had when they were studying to beat Levi in the TSL quiz

- MC excused themselves to go get something to drink and Mammon didn’t respond

- But his face went bright red when he felt their hand on his head giving soft pats

- When they leave he just sits there staring at the tv and not paying attention to anything happening on it

- Every time he does something he is proud of he will run up to MC and tell them and not-so-subtly lower his head to receive pats as his reward

- Whenever his brothers are being extra mean to him he will straight up grab MC’s hand and place it on top of his head, a silent plea for their comforting pats

- When him and MC were playing video games he got a very good score on a boss level

- He excitedly turned to MC only to catch their arm as their fingers attempted to touch his hair

- When they said they just wanted to give him head pats he turned red and gave a stiff nod

- He melts into the touch and will even lower his head for them

- Whenever he beats a game and MC doesn’t give him some pats he pouts and is convinced they hate him / are angry with him for something

- He was just reading a book when suddenly he felt the hand on his head

- He whipped around thinking it was Asmo trying to annoy him but was shocked to see the human standing there, hand slightly retracted after his sharp turn

- His scowl faded and his cheeks turned red, as with the tips of his ears and his neck

- He silently leaned his head up to their hand to get more headpats

- he may not realize it in the moment because he is very happy but he is purring

- He is not used to people wanting to touch him because of his sin that often wards off everyone and every thing, so the soft pats on his head are comforting and exciting to him

-He’s used to people touching him in all sorts of ways so he doesn’t think much of it

- But when he realizes MC does headpats so often he will walk up to them and lift their hand to his head and smile sweetly as he waits for his pats

- “This is my reward since I was such a good boy, right?~~~”

- Honestly the soft and genuine affection that reflects through the simple gesture is enough to make him cry

- He is so used to the s3x and passionate make out sessions that sometimes it is just nice to get a nice pat on the head

- MC literally had to stand on the counter to reach his head so he finds it extremely funny

- Once he realizes that because of his height he is getting less headpats than the others he is sad

- But he will make sure to lower his head whenever he is next to MC so he can receive his pats

- A soft smiley blushy boy whenever it happens

- Doesn’t mind that they do it to everyone so long as he gets some too

- He was napping with MC and surprisingly the soft touches to his head woke him up

- He smiles and nuzzles into it

- Will demand head pats on a regular basis

- He just marches up to MC and lowers his head and they know what to do

- Sleep headpats for Belphie are making me soft oh my lord n e wayz moving on..

- He isn’t used to being touched so don’t be surprised if he is stiff or jumpy at first

- Once he gets used to it though he will gladly allow MC to pet his head

- Makes sure to keep his hair soft so that MC will want to touch it even more

- A very happy prince :)

- He hadn’t truly realized how touch starved he was until the touch sent a warmth through his body and he couldn’t help but crave MC’s pats even more

- Does not mind at all and finds it reassuring

- He has good balance so he could be doing two chores AND leaning down for headpats all at the same time

- If Diavolo is stressing him out he often goes to MC and lays his head in their lap and asks if they can pet him

- Embarrassing, maybe, but worth it? yes.

- He blushes slightly but not too much as he is very good at hiding emotional response

- Another touch starved man

- He will demand headpats most days

- Gives headpats back, but less gently

- Teases MC about their habit because he doesn’t know how to express his appreciation

- But if they suddenly stop he will apologize and ask them to keep doing it with a slight blush on his face

- Simeon is also rarely touched by acquaintances

- Sure sometimes when he saves humans or comes to their aid he will be hugged and hug right back

- But he never had any touchy friends, so when MC pats his head he feels like he is higher than the heavens and could die happy

- Smiles sweetly and asks MC if they would like a head pat as well

- Grrr bark woof snarl snarl grrr snarl woof woof

- he doesn’t like being touched randomly so MC is sure to ask every time they wish to pat his head

- He smiles like a little dork and will happily skip off afterwards

- head pats for religious trauma gang!!!!!!!!!!!

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lancermylove · 3 years

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No One Cares (HC)

Fandom: Obey Me

Pairing: All x fem!Reader, platonic.

Warning: kinda angsty reader? Reader doesn’t care if she dies.

Requested by: Anon

Prompt: Okay so we all know how dangerous the Devildom is and how often MC gets threatened by Demons and monsters alike. So I wonder how the Brothers and Dateables would react to an MC that’s just over everything. She just doesn’t care if something will kill her (especially since there’s nothing for her in the human world). Her face is always empty and unfazed by the Demons, Monsters, and whatever threats she gets. Lucifer:*threatening her* One of these days, I will kill you! *in Demon form* MC: Make it today then 😐When asked why she’s like this, she just calmly says “No one will miss me. I have no purpose alive other than be a burden for the exchange program.”

A/N: I can imagine MC having to deal with demon threats 24/7...and she would def become immune to it (even if she wasn’t over everything). >< Talk about having it tough.

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Lucifer

Lucifer was angry at you for going near the grimoire, unaware you were simply playing hide-and-seek with his brothers.

He stood in front of you in his demon form and fangs bare. "What did I tell you before about entering this place?"

"Then punish me and kill me."

Your response stunned Lucifer and doused his rage immediately. Whenever he unleashed his demon form, he only saw two reactions: fear or will to fight back; never once had he heard a response like yours.

The Avatar of Pride returned to his usual form and questioned your response.

"No one will miss me. I have no purpose alive other than to be a burden for the exchange program."

"Is that what you think?" Lucifer asked, holding back his anger. "Do you realize what you mean to my brothers? Do you know how they would feel if something happened to you?"

The demon sighed. "My apologies for losing my temper. You are part of my family and will remain part of it. As the head of this family, I will see to it that nothing happens to you. I don't know what you have been through but don’t speak such words again."

Mammon

Mammon saw a lesser demon threatening you, and in an instant, he jumped in front of you.

The Avatar of Greed asked if you were okay and checked your body for injuries.

"Why did you save me? You should've just let the demon kill me."

Mammon froze and could only stare at you in shock. He couldn't fathom why you would say such a thing.

"What? No one will miss me. I have no purpose alive other than to be a burden for the exchange program. "

"N-not...miss ya? Burden?" Mammon gripped your shoulders and shook you, "What's that supposed to mean?"

The demon was in turmoil. Were you mad at him for something? Did one of his brothers say something to you? Had he not told you enough that he cares about you? Do you not care about his opinion?

"I...I would miss ya..." Mammon's voice cracked as he averted his eyes from your blank face. "You know I care about ya, right? So d-don't even think about dyin' on me, 'kay?"

Asmo

Asmo came to your rescue as soon as he saw a demon invading your personal space. "Sweetie, why didn't you call me? You knew I was nearby, didn't you?"

"Why bother? Let the demon kill me. It's not like anyone cares. No one will miss me. I have no purpose alive other than to be a burden for the exchange program."

Asmo was horrified to hear those words, and he almost felt wrinkles forming on his skin. "Why would you say that? Sweetie, did something happen? You know you can always talk to me, right?"

Seeing that you weren't ready to say anything, Asmo held your hands firmly in his. "I care a lot about you, as do my brothers. I don't know what prompted you to think no one cares about you or call yourself a burden. If you ever feel that way, then talk to me right away. I will always make time for you."

Asmo hugged you before saying you're his for the rest of the day. He hoped that you would open up to him and not be so harsh on yourself.

Until then, the Avatar of Lust wanted to keep your mind distracted.

Levi

"Normie, how dare you say that you know more about TSL than me?" Levi snapped at your joke and revealed his demon form. "Do you have a death wish?"

"Sure, go ahead and finish me. No one will miss me. I have no purpose alive other than be a burden for the exchange program."

Your words were enough to deflate Levi's rage. All he could do was stare at you in shock as guilt took over.

Levi backed away from you and averted his eyes. "I...that's such a normie thing to say."

The Avatar of Envy remained silent for a while, letting various emotions take over his mind.

"Don't...say that, normie. Don't. I care about you...you are not a burden. I am s-sorry for g-getting mad."

Levi didn't ask you, but he started to wonder if you had gone through similar experiences as him. He felt a knot forming in his chest.

“I am more of a burden than you,” he mumbled under his breath.

Beel

Beel heard a lesser demon threatening you, and in a flash, he was in his demon form, attacking the fiend.

He was worried the demon had already attacked you, so he started bombarding you with questions.

"Why did you save me? Should've just let me die."

As soon as those words left your mouth, Beel started to get flashbacks of Lilith. He stood in a mute stupor, staring at you with wide eyes.

The Avatar of Gluttony held his head in his hand and ferociously shook his head, trying to push the images out.

"N-no...I...I won't let you die!" Beel pulled you into a bone-crushing hug. "I failed to save her, but I will not let anything happen to you. I can't lose you too..."

Belphie

When Belphie heard another demon threatening you, he wanted to finish him right then and there. But, he chose to glare the creature down before pulling you away.

"Why were you taking his threats like that? You should've walked away."

"Why bother? No one will miss me. I have no purpose alive other than be to a burden for the exchange program."

Belphie stopped in his tracks and blankly stared at you. He didn't understand how you could say something like that so calmly.

"I didn't like you at the beginning and didn't understand why my brothers liked you either. But now...you're part of our family. All of us would miss you...whether you want to believe me or not is up to you. Know that we will protect you at all costs. We've lost Lilith, but we won't lose you."

Satan

Satan was calm when he told the lesser demon to back away from you. He kept his cool when he watched the demon scurrying away. He remained levelheaded as he asked you if you were okay. But, he lost his cool hearing your reply.

"Why did you waste your precious time saving me?"

Satan held back his anger as he questioned your reply.

"No one will miss me. I have no purpose alive other than to be a burden for the exchange program."

Satan didn't change into his demon form but was ready to break the objects around him. "Who are you to decide you're a burden to me? Who are you to decide whether or not I would miss you?"

He stepped closer to you and sighed, "Don't ever call yourself a burden or speak on my behalf. If you have no one in your world, then stay in Devildom permanently. Also, if I didn't care about you, then I wouldn't have stopped the demon from hurting you."

Satan started keep an eye on you and even tried to spend more time with you as a way of showing he cares.

Diavolo

Diavolo had heard from others about demons threatening you in RAD, but this was the first time he saw it in person. The demon king standing behind you was more than enough to scare the life out of the lesser fiend.

"Are you alright? Where are the brothers? They're supposed to keep an eye on you."

"It's better they don't."

Diavolo looked at you, taken aback. "Why...do you say that?"

He knew he wasn't going to like the answer, but Diavolo never expected to hear you say no one cared about you, you were nothing more than a burden and had no purpose.

"I will not ask you about your past, but I can assure you your friends in Devildom are nothing like the people of your world." Diavolo gave a small smile, "We care for you and your wellbeing, myself included. Kindly refrain from referring to yourself as a burden."

The class bell disturbed your conversation, much to the Diav's dismay. "Seem like you have to head to class. Would you visit my castle after school? I would like to continue this conversation and remind you just how much of a worthwhile woman you are."

Barbatos

When Barbatos saw a lesser demon attempting to intimidate you, he thought you would try to defend yourself; instead, he heard you telling the demon to finish you.

Without wasting time, Barbatos changed into his alternate form and finished the lesser creature in a flash.

"That was quite a selfish statement to make." Barbatos faced you with no expression on his face.

“No one will miss me. I have no purpose alive other than to be a burden for the exchange program."

Those words did not settle well with Barbatos, but his expression did not change. "I can assure you there are people who care, including my lord. Please refrain from making such callous statements. Your friends in Devildom are willing to go to any extent to protect you. Remember that."

The butler excused himself but stopped and turned around, "If you wish to share your feelings, then I will gladly lend an ear. Please, do take care of yourself."

Simeon

Simeon was shocked to see you unfazed by a demon threatening you. He was speechless when he heard you say, "If you have a problem with me, then kill me."

The angel couldn't understand how you could say such a thing, and that too with a straight face. After all, life is precious.

Simeon stepped in and threatened the demon using Diavolo's name.

"Are you alright? Um...my apologies for being nosy, but why does it seem like you don't value your life?"

Hearing you say “no one will miss me” hurt him a lot, but hearing you calling yourself a burden pained him to no end. He hadn't known you for a long time, but Simeon cared for you.

"Please, don't say such words. You are not a burden but a lovely and strong woman. Also, I pray that nothing happens to you. God knows I would miss you dearly...”

Simeon took your hands in his and gave a gentle smile, "Know I am here for you and always will be. If you ever feel as though no one cares, then think of me."

Luke

Luke heard a lesser demon threatening you and considered getting Simeon, but the young angel froze when he heard you say no one cares about you and you are a burden.

He ran to you and asked, "Are the demons hurting you? Are the brothers not protecting you?"

Luke shook his head and balled his fists. "How can you say that? I care about you! Simeon cares about you, so does Solomon. Don't insult yourself either!"

He paused to study your face and pouted, "I think of you as my sister...and I don't want anything to happen to you. Simeon thinks of you as a dear friend, and he doesn't want anything to happen to you either."

Luke threw his arms around you and whispered, "I will not let anyone hurt you, especially not a demon."

Solomon

Solomon wasn't sure what to feel when he heard you tell a lesser demon to kill you that instant. He intervened and sent the fiend flying before the fiend could hurt you.

"Would you kindly answer why you asked the demon to kill you?"

Your reply didn't settle well with the magician, but he was amused that you managed to speak those words so calmly.

"Everyone has a purpose in life, and it's up to the individual to find it. Why refer to yourself as a burden? I surely wouldn't consider you to be a burden, and I'm certain the brothers, the angels, Barbatos, and even Diavolo feel the same way."

Solomon was curious about your past but decided to save that subject for a more appropriate time.

"If it's worth anything, then I can honestly say that I care about you. But, if you want to test out your 'no one cares' theory, then try telling a demon to kill you in front of the brothers and watch their reactions."

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apparentlyaswarmofbees · 3 years

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Hello I hope your doing well! I have a headcanon idea how would the brothers and previously undatebles react to a masseuse/masseur (people who give out professional massages)

Let's try this shall we~

Edit: I was informed by someone who is actually familiar with this field that the term Masseuse and Masseur can be seen as insulting in the profession, thank you for informing me again!

The Boys and a Massage Professional/Therapist MC

Warning: uncensored swearing, a lot of it asfkfkajshfkslajd

Lucifer

Tense shoulders that could cut steel, harder than a fucking nokia phone from centuries to eons of stress, if I was a professional at massages I think I would be itching to grab onto those muscles of his like dough.

He will probably feel chills down his spine whenever you are around.

Won't take much convincing if the time is right to ask him to please let you release the pressure on him because dear fucking lord I wouldn't be able to just stand and watch either.

Good fucking luck in the process, when I say this man is stiff this man is STIFF.

He will be feeling so much better by the end of it there's a chance he will be slightly dazed.

Also it improved his mood which led to less harsh punishments, which now has led to more demands from others than from Lucifer himself for you to massage him.

I think you should start asking for payment at this point-

Mammon

And talking about payment, you will definetelly need to ask it from this one because after the first time you gave it to him for free out of your own good will he started to come back for it all. the. time.

Okay, he's cute and the sounds he makes are so 👌. But damn boy this is not exactly so easy so please give something back??????

Well, you just need to say the word and he will always have something in ready to give you. A date at a place you have been wanting to go for a good while now or something you have had you eyes on for a good time.

It's a very win win kind of deal.

Though at some point when you massaged his legs he felt so light he ran faster than he could control and almost ran into a wall, actually no, he did ran into a wall there's a crack in there ouch-

Leviathan

In which the cause of the second oldest running was probably to scape the demands for his money back from the third oldest, though Levi was definetelly too stunned by the lighting speed to react right away.

He now makes sonic jokes when refering to Mammon.

But going back to massages, this fucking snake has such a bad posture I would be in back pain just from watching him sit.

And don't expect it to be easy to fix that because everytime you touch him he just tenses up further.

I swear it would be easier to just knock him out and acupuncture him.

You will succeed at some point if you don't give up, and BOY he also makes some 👌😩 sounds.

They're a lot more dorkish and high pitched and he will definetelly not be functional by the end of it.

He will start trying to fix his posture from now on to not make your work go to waste.

Satan

A curious cat that would just straight up ask for a session (not for free of course he already has something to give you back in ready) after witnessing the shenanigans above.

Not so stiff as Lucifer but still fucking hard, which is to be expected since he has so much rage bottled up.

Chances are he's turning into his demon form unconsciously.

It's a bit of an intimidating session not gonna lie, he is basically using it to relieve himself from part of his wrath so with every groan it feels like he's going to jump at you and rip you to shreds.

He won't of course, instead he will smile brightly by the end of the session and give you your reward for such a good job.

It's honestly worth it though you will probably be needing a massage yourself after-

Asmodeus

And that's where pretty boy comes in! He doesn't have a professional tittle on him but he has centuries of experience so that's close right?

He will have all things ready, just say the word and he will give you the best payment for all your hard work ever: a chance to relax yourself.

And man he's good.

It's also not very tiring to massage him either, his smooth skin is addicting to touch, the atmosphere he will help set up will be perfect, and he also spills a lot of tea in between so that's a plus for entertainment.

Seriously whenever it becomes too much to be with the rest of the brothers just hit Asmo up and he's gotchu.

Private spa day comming right up.

Beelzebub

He won't ask because it will completelly scape his mind.

He plays a lot of sports and does a lot of exercising so of course he has a lot of sore muscles.

And you can't tell me you wouldn't want to massage his belly, he's a glutton, it's literally asking for you to massage there.

Baby boy is always so gratefull, thanks to your aftercare on his legs, arms and torso, he has never felt lighter!

Which has led him to accidentally break some of the gym weights, win a sports game almost all on his own and make another restaurant suffer because he felt he could eat more than usual.

Although I would like to say you should proceed with the massages with caution, his smile is too precious to ever say no to.

Belphegor

Easiest target ever, will probably sleep for 24 hours in one go right after.

And he won't wake up for shit.

Though once he wakes up after those 24 hours he will basically be wide awake for the next 24 hours, so honestly? This has turned out to be very useful in important ocasions.

Will often give out some whines in the middle of a session, possibly half asleep for the entire time.

I feel like he would feel quite ticklish in some places even though you wouldn't be purposelly trying to tickle him, probably.

And I know many of you love his laugh, so yeah that's a plus.

He will definetelly offer to massage you back, and yes he will be good at it, and no it's not because of experience, yes it's because he's too much of a genious and has basically learned through osmosis just from getting massages from you.

Solomon

Let me tell ya, he's stiffer than you think.

Bad posture, centuries of responsabilities, strain from excessive use of magic and pacts and the weight of existence when you are both immortal and unable to die.

He could easily rival Lucifer and he won't even realize it.

Will definetelly agree to get a massage and will definetelly say "well I do feel a bit under the weather" and his muscles will definetelly feel a little bit more than just under the weather.

It's easier to chew on hard bread than massage Solomon.

He also offers to pay you back.

Do not agree to get a massage from him, I repeat, DO NOT.

Simeon

If you didn't feel like touching that exposed waist of his then you're lying.

If you don't offer first, he will ask you for it at some point.

And man to have a literal angel right under you, letting out a few exhales of satisfaction and bliss with every move of your skilled hands and arms, sometimes a chuckle followed by a comment that could start a small conversation.

Smooth skin, perfectly shaped body, I don't think I would be able to get my hands off him either.

Massage his hands, from his palms to his fingertips, massage his shoulders, from his blades to his neck, thumbs pressing close to his spine.

He will gladly let you indulge yourself for as long as you wish.

Diavolo

Another one who's stiffer than you think.

You could literally jump on his back and it would feel like pavement.

Oh and he's now definetelly addicted to massage.

Of course he will also be paying you back with whatever you wish (don't make a joke and say something like 100,000,000 grimm, he will take it seriously-).

Depending on the day he may actually fall asleep, which is very cute.

On another note tho, have you ever thought about sleeping on his back? Because I have-

Barbatos

Good luck getting him to take off his clothes, even more good luck to catch him not being busy.

This man will gladly give out massages of his own (which could probably knock out a dragon because damn boy those hands are skilled) but will probably not be as easy to convince to get a massage.

It will take an extremelly tiring day to make him agree and it will be so worth it.

Why you ask? Because the look in his face will alway be so soft by the end of it. Pure gratefullness.

Since then he will start to actually seek you out from time to time, the little smile on his face almost looking excited.

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astaroth1357 · 3 years

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Memories

Intro

Intro, Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Belphegor, Satan

*it’s a somewhat rare day in the House of Lamentation because most of the brothers are peacefully together in the same room for once. They aren’t always known to hang out in the Common Room but today Satan is getting his nails redone by Asmo while Mammon, Beel, and Levi all face off against each other in a mobile game they’ve found recently. Belphie is there too, but mostly in spirit as he naps on the couch. For once, it seems that everyone is either lounging on the couches or laying on the floor doing their own thing with nary a fight in sight*

*the only person missing from their little gathering is Lucifer… something that gets remedied all too soon as the eldest walks by the entrance with the MC quietly by his side. Satan is the first to notice them pass by and it only takes a glimpse for him to see something unusual about the pair...*

*the MC is carrying a suitcase*

Satan: MC? Are you going on a trip?

*Satan’s voice breaks the previously peaceful silence and gets everyone else’s attention, quickly setting their sights on the doorway as well. Having been noticed, Lucifer and MC are forced to stop so they all can see… Automatically, there’s something off about the MC. They’re glancing down at the floor, unable to meet their eyes, while Lucifer scans the others with the same expression he gives during important meetings… The look he only uses when things are delicate and he’s warning them to be on good behavior*

*Mammon is the first to get back to his feet, already sensing that something is wrong here*

Mammon: Oi? What’s goin’ on? What’s with the bags??

Levi: *sits up next his brother, panicking slightly* You didn’t say we were going anywhere! I’m waiting on a package!!

Beel: Are we leaving…? I haven’t packed any snacks yet…

*Lucifer waves his brothers down, hardening his glare for a moment to get the point across*

Lucifer: Settle down. *he doesn’t keep his eyes on them for long because he’s soon looking down at the MC with a much softer expression, resting a hand on their back tenderly*

Lucifer: Would you like to tell them, or should I…?

MC: No, no… It’s fine. I can do it…

*their human’s somber tone is like an alarm bell to every demon in the room and by now they’re all waiting at attention - even Belphie seems more alert than ever. Something has made their human is sad… But why? What’s changed? Had they upset them? Has someone hurt them?? The MC can already feel the air getting tense as their dear pact-mates wait for them to name their target...*

MC: It’s nothing to worry about, guys. I… just need to go to the human world for a few days… A friend of mine has died recently and I want… No, I am going to the funeral… *and like that the tension in the room evaporates immediately as all their expressions soften…*

Asmo: Oh, MC… That’s awful! *he’s on his feet in an instant to be at their side and offering a hug which the MC gladly accepts. He plants a soft kiss on their temple while holding them tight*

Asmo: I can’t imagine what you’re feeling, sweetheart, but we’re here for you…

*the MC feels a large hand rest on their shoulder as Beel comes up beside Asmo, nodding*

Beel: Yeah… We’re here.

*taking a cue from their brothers, the rest of the boys all get to their feet as necessary and come to the MC’s side - either reaching out to try and hold them or simply hovering close by - but Lucifer stops them just short of making contact*

Lucifer: We shouldn’t crowd them…

MC: It’s alright, Lucifer… *they give Asmo a short squeeze to signal they’re letting go before taking a step back from them all* I won’t be gone for long, everyone… I just need to be with my family and friends for a little while…

Asmo: *steps back, but keeps ahold of their hands* Wait, do you have something to wear? Humans wear black at funerals, don’t they? Or is it white? I can find something for you before you go!

Satan: *glances at their suitcase, genuinely concerned* Is that all you’re bringing...? Did you remember to pack your toothbrush? Socks?

Beel: *already digging in his pockets for a spare bag of treats* Do you need snacks for the trip?

Belphie: They’re probably just going by portal, Beel…

Beel: *frowns* But it’s a long walk…

*their combined concern is enough to make the MC smile just a bit, relaxing their demons some, but they still only shake their head*

MC: Thank you, guys, but I have everything I need at home… Lord Diavolo is letting Barbs take me home, Beel, so don’t worry. I won’t starve. I just need to stop by the Castle first...

Mammon: Ah, so that’s where we’re goin’? Alright! *he breaks away from his brothers and starts walking down the hall, looking back at the MC with full expectation that they’ll follow* Come on. MC! Let’s get movin’.

*the MC stands frozen for a moment or two in the hallway before slowly taking yet another step away from the brothers, to their collective confusion*

MC: Thank you, guys… Really… I love you all… But I think I need just a little time to clear my head before I… Before I, uh… *they glance to Lucifer, feeling guilty and trying not to wince, but the eldest seems to pick up on what they’re trying to say*

Lucifer: Ah… of course… *he turns to his brothers, Mammon in particular, before taking a step aside to start clearing the hall* Everyone, since we’re all staying here, let’s give the MC some space… *again, he throws another glance at Mammon, knowing how clingy his brother can be, and sure enough...*

Mammon: Eh? Whatcha talkin’ about...?

*the secondborn, bless his heart, doesn’t seem to be following what the MC is trying to say… and why would he? He and the MC have been thick as thieves since they made their pact in the first place... Thankfully, Satan and Levi are much faster on the uptake and they both swiftly yank him out of the way*

Levi: It means that they want to walk there alone, you idiot…! *he huffs at his elder brother, but it's not hard to see that he looks a little disappointed himself... The MC shoots them all a sympathetic look before their eyes again cast down to the floor*

MC: I’m sorry, everyone… I know you’re worried, but I just need a little time to think and prepare myself before going back home again…

Satan: You have nothing to feel sorry for, MC… We understand. *he keeps ahold of Mammon’s wrist as he smiles to his brother* Don’t we, Mammon? *his grip tightens like a vice, even though his smile never wavers...*

Mammon: Ow!! Okay, okay, I get it!! *he pulls his arm out of Satan’s grasp and glares at him before looking back at the MC. He tries his best to smile at them like he isn’t bothered by the situation… but everyone knows better*

Mammon: I get ya, MC… Take your time, we'll be here for ya when ya get back!

*the MC watches their loyal first demon letting them go on their own for once and sends him a teary-eyed smile*

MC: Thank you, Mammon… Everyone…

*they finally turn away from their demons and start down the hall to the doorway. If any of the brothers want to call out or stop them, they hold it in until they hear the heavy door close with a 'thunk'*

*it a minute or two before one of the brothers finally works up the nerve to break silence they're all sharing*

Asmo: Poor MC… *his hands cradle his cheeks in a bid for self-comfort...*

Lucifer: Yes… human lives are quite fragile…

Levi: Should we do something for them when they get back…?

Mammon: *huffs* No duh! Satan, what do humans usually do after funerals?

*the fourthborn sighs at his brother's vague question, but crosses his arms as he starts to think*

Satan: Well… There's usually mourning… Humans sometimes take time off of work or school so that they can adjust to their grief...

Lucifer: *nods* I'll be sure to let Diavolo know, then.

Satan: Aside from that it depends on the household… Some come together and others don’t talk very much. I've heard that some humans may even hold a celebration of sorts for the departed.

Beel: *starts drooling* Then we could make them a cake…!

Belphie: *sighs* I don't think that's a good idea, Beel… What if they don’t do that?

Beel: Oh… *gets a little disappointed*

Mammon: Well, what are we supposed to do? Pretend they're fine?? Ain’t there somethin’ ya can think of, Satan?

*Mammon turns to the blonde of the group, but instead of looking mildly irritated at his insistence the fourthborn is glaring at the ground - seemingly lost in thought*

Mammon: …. Um, yo? Satan? *Mammon gives him a minute to react but to his frustration, Satan doesn't look up...*

Mammon: Hey, Hell to Satan!! Hello?? *Mammon shakes his brother's shoulder, snapping him back to reality long enough to get his his hand slapped away*

Satan: Mammon, stop that!

Mammon: You're the one who went quiet!

*the rest of the brothers all watch Satan quizzically, it’s unlike him to space out mid-conversation…*

Asmo: Is something wrong, Satan?

*hearing the question, Satan’s anger quickly melts back into contemplation as he avoids his brothers' stares*

Satan: Well…

Mammon: Spit it out, will ya??

*Satan's fist comes down hard on his brother's head and makes a pretty good bump in its place*

Satan: Be quiet, moron, I'm thinking!!

*while Mammon angrily rubs his head, Satan looks away from them again - well aware of the Pandora's Box he's about to open…*

Satan: I was thinking about MC… and how they're human…

Belphie: *raises an eyebrow* Yeah? So?

Levi: *smiles slyly, snark already in his eyes before it hits his tongue* Did you just figure that out...?

*Satan shoots them a sideways glare before facing away towards the room’s fireplace*

Satan: No. Obviously not.

Satan: ...What I meant to say is, the MC is going to die...

*and like that, all the air in the room seemingly vanishes… Nothing Satan has said is incorrect, but the brothers have always had something of an understanding about this… The MC was mortal, their life would end, but it wasn't something to just… you know...*

*Mammon is the first on the defensive*

Mammon: Hey, hey, hey why ya gotta bring that up now, Satan?? The MC's fine!

Satan: I know that! *his tone snaps a bit as he only glances at his brothers' direction* But let's think about it for a second… What about us?

Asmo: *shifts uncomfortably and hugs his arms to his chest* I don't think I like where this is going…

*when Asmo glances as Lucifer, he sees his eyes are locked on Satan in a steely glare... Though it's pretty obvious he doesn't like this subject either, he seems more hesitant to put a stop to it…*

Lucifer: Yes… We will all die too… But what are you getting at, Satan?

*the fourthborn seems to pause, then breaks away from his brothers fully so he can walk closer to the fire - letting the heat brush against his skin*

Satan: If I recall, Diavolo has told us in the past that we won't die like humans, or even angels...

*he looks across the fireplace mantle for a picture frame, then takes it in both hands. The picture inside is not very interesting, just one of House back in its better years... He starts to slide the image out as he continues*

Satan: As Avatars of our sins, we will exist as long as temptation remains present. We won't die exactly, but we'll be reborn instead…

Lucifer: *raises an eyebrow, still trying to follow his train of thought but getting impatient* Where are you going with this, Satan…?

Mammon: *huffs, crossing his arms* Yeah! Get to the point already...

Belphie: *yawns*... Or I’m just going to take a nap...

*if their impatience is bothering him, Satan - for once - doesn't show it as he presents them with the grainy picture*

Satan: When we're reborn, will we forget the MC?

*the room appears to freeze for a moment as everyone holds a collective breath… Some are still trying to follow Satan's logic, others pick up on what he means all too quickly…*

Mammon: W-... What are you talkin' about…? 'Course we won't! *the secondborn chews at his lip while Levi nervously thumbs his headphones...*

Levi: Yeah… What Mammon said. Even if we're reborn, it's still us right? *Levi glances around to the others for confirmation, something an anxious Asmo is quick to give*

Asmo: Y-yeah! If it's us, then we have to remember them somewhere…!

Satan: *shakes his head* We can't be certain… In the human world, it's said reincarnated individuals rarely remember their former lives...

Belphie: *glares at the blonde sharply, the topic of their death clearly agitating him more than the most* Well this isn't the human world, Satan!

Satan: *meets his anger in kind, knowing full well that he doesn’t relish the subject either* And do you have anything else to go off of? It's not like any of us have died yet!

*with that an uneasy silence settles over the brothers as the gravity of the situation takes hold... A possible future with no memories of MC… At some level, they had all approached the idea that they would pass on but to have no memories at all just…*

Asmo: So we'll just… forget them…? *even though it seems only a distant possibility, tears are already threatening to spill from his eyes...*

Mammon: You're wrong…

Beel: But I don't want to… *Beel looks solemnly down at Belphie, then to Lucifer, before he quietly realizes that there isn't anything either of them can do...*

Mammon: You're wrong.

Levi: M… M-MC…. *his bottom lip quivers as he fights to keep himself together somehow… What will happen to his Henry…?*

Mammon: You got it all WRONG!!

*in a flash of light and heat, Mammon's demon form whips out in its full glory but his body is trembling... Both his fists are at his sides, white-knuckled from frustration, and his head hangs low so his brothers can't see his eyes...*

Mammon: I won't forget MC… We won't forget MC…!

*everyone watches him cautiously, but Satan is the first to speak...*

Satan: Mammo-

*Mammon cuts him off by unfurling his wings, knocking Levi and Belphie back in the process*

Mammon: Shut UP! I don't want to hear it!! We'll remember them and that's final, ya got that?!

*though everybody knows that Mammon doesn't have any power over the situation, much less the authority to give them orders, his point has been made. This conversation is over...*

*with that, Mammon retracts his wings and stalks out of the room quickly - likely to run to his bedroom and vent his aggression. Among the remaining brothers, there doesn’t look to be much willingness to keep talking…*

Lucifer: Well… Thank you, Satan, for bringing that to our attention… *his acknowledgement expresses no gratitude, but no sarcasm either… it seems even Lucifer has been dulled by this topic…*

Lucifer: I think we can all agree to never bring this up again… *there's a quiet nod among the brothers, but none are willing to meet his eyes...*

Lucifer: Then so be it...

*another silence hangs in the air before Lucifer is the first to move*

Lucifer: It's been a long day… Everyone, get some rest.

*following his lead, the rest of the brothers begin to file out to their bedrooms one-by-one, until only Satan remains. He sighs, dropping the picture in his hand into the fire to watch it blacken and burn to ash…*

*though he loathes to admit it, Mammon's words have struck a chord with him… He won't forget the MC... And little did he know, that same vow has done the same for the rest of his brothers as well...*

*They won't forget the MC… not if they have anything to say about it*

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arcanadreams · 3 years

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OM Brothers as Hozier songs

I am a cottagecore lesbian, therefore this post was inevitable. Anyway here are the Hozier songs I think resonate most with the boys and their relationships to MC! Each will have a little explanation blurb (tho I am writing this before I start so I’ll probably get carried away asjdgkdj)

this is very different from my usual style so feedback would be greatly appreciated!! thanks :D

Lucifer - As It Was

You are the home Lucifer comes to after losing his first one. He can never go back to the Celestial Realm, the place he was born and raised. But he doesn’t even want to when you are with him.

You, and all that you are, are home. Being with you makes Lucifer feel a joy like he did before the otherness, the War, came. He never thought he could feel that way again. You are as bright as the lights of the Celestial Realm; a light he thought he would never see again. A light he thought he had dragged both himself and his entire family away from forever. But here you are, in front of him, shining with a light he had almost forgotten despite his best efforts to remember.

And your love for him is unmoving. You know his past, you know his present, you know the worst sides of him. Hell, he tried to kill you before! And yet...your heart remains unmoved. He will never be able to express his gratitude for the way you waited for him, waited for his pride to subside, waited for him to realize the depth of his feelings for you. You welcomed him with open arms when he finally came home.

The lyrics I think resonate most with him:

Just as it was, baby Before the otherness came And I knew its name The drug, the dark, The light, the flame The highs hit the heights of my baby And its hold had the fight of my baby And the lights were as bright as my baby But your love was unmoved

Tell me if somehow Some of it remains How long you would wait for me How long I've been away The shape that I'm in now Your shape in the doorway Make your good love known to me Or just tell me about your day

Mammon - Sunlight

Your love is sunlight. Pure and simple. Your love is sunlight to Mammon, who has not known a soul like yours since the Celestial Realm. He loves his brothers, and he knows they love him, too, but their love feels conditional. Your love for him is unconditional, and you tell him so every day through the way you look at him.

He still doesn’t know how you put up with his waffling for so long. With the way he ran away from your affections, the way he put up walls between you to protect his aching heart. If your love was like his brothers’, if it required him to change...he didn’t think he ‘d be able to bear it.

But you were stubborn. Almost as stubborn as him! And when you finally reached a stalemate you confessed. The moment “I love you,” left your lips, Mammon knew he was lost to you. He was lost in this foreign feeling and the only way out was in your arms. And from that moment he knew he would never leave your embrace, never leave your wonderful heart.

He would sooner die before he let his sunlight be taken away.

The lyrics I think resonate most with him:

Oh, the tale is the same Told before and told again A soul that's born in cold and rain Knows sunlight, sunlight, sunlight At last can grant a name To a buried and a burning flame As love and its decisive pain Oh my sunlight, sunlight, sunlight All that was shown to me, sunlight Was something foreknown to me, sunlight Oh your love is sunlight Oh your love is sunlight But it is sunlight Oh your love is sunlight Oh your love is sunlight But it is sunlight Sunlight

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Each day you rise with me Know that I would gladly be The Icarus to your certainty Oh my sunlight, sunlight, sunlight Strap the wing to me Death trap clad, happily With wax melted I'd meet the sea Under sunlight, sunlight, sunlight

Leviathan - Like Real People Do

Levi has never cared for the company of others who are real, who are not figments of some grand author’s imagination. All they do is hurt him. He has had too many heartbreaks in his life to let anyone else into his story. He is a lone side character.

But then you came bounding into his book and tore apart every page with self-loathing words written on it. He fought you tooth and nail, but you just kept digging, straight to his heart. You dug yourself in deep, so deep he couldn’t move you even if he wanted to. Which, of course, he can’t even imagine doing now.

You’re real. And so is the love you have given him. With each kiss you prove to him that he is not some side story. He is the protagonist of his own adventure. You are his love interest, written to fit perfectly against his side when snuggling on dark nights.

It took your arrival for him to realize just how much he longed for the company of real people, for the affection of real people. And I don’t mean in the literal sense of real- I mean people who are real with him. People who are truthful, who won’t hurt him with stinging words, barbs aims right at his psyche. You use your words to guide him without crippling him, and he is so thankful for that.

The lyrics I think resonate most with him:

I will not ask you where you came from I will not ask and neither should you Honey just put your sweet lips on my lips We should just kiss like real people do

Satan - Shrike

Satan had no idea there was any goodness in him. No idea he was capable of anything with a shred of goodness in it. That was, until you came along and showed him just how long his stone heart had only been lying dormant. It was never useless, as he had suspected. It just needed a skilled stonesmith to chip away at it carefully, which is exactly what you did.

Even as he felt you cracking away at his walls, he would not tell you how he felt. He knew from the first tap of your gentle hand on the rough rock of his heart that he was yours. That he always would be. But he could not utter his love. How was he to know if you did this to everyone you met? Was he as special to you as you were to him? Or was he just another sculpted heart in your collection?

He couldn’t hold out for long, though. Not when you were housing him in your heart’s warmth with no mention of reciprocation required. What was your scheme? Why were you showing such goodness to him, and at the same time revealing he was capable of the same?

But when you whispered words of love to him, it all fell apart. The last chip of stone covering his heart shattered, as did his resolve to hide his love from you. He knows that you two will always be together, even after this lifetime ends. Perhaps the two of you will return, him as a thorn and you as his shrike.

The lyrics I think resonate most with him:

I had no idea on what ground I was founded All of that goodness is going with you now Then when I met you, my virtues uncounted All of my goodness is going with you now

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I was housed by your warmth Thus transformed By your grounded and giving And darkening scorn Remember me love when I'm reborn As the shrike to your sharp And glorious thorn

Asmodeus - Nobody

Asmodeus, unlike his brothers, has known love. He has bathed in love, breathed in love, slept in love. He knows love. And yet, in all his years, he has known no love like your love.

Your love is a wholly new phenomenon to Asmo. So pure, unfiltered, unconditional. Surprise picnic dates you spent all weekend planning, bouquets of flowers waiting for him on his bedspread, hugging him when you’re all sweaty after a jog because you know it bothers him. There is a fondness in your every action, even when you simply pick a nail polish shade for him to use for the week. It is an unfamiliar sensation for Asmo to feel such love through an accidental brush of the fingertips.

Because of this, Asmo never wants you or your relationship to change. Damn everything he has known before, damn the opinions of anyone he knows, damn what he knows of love! Your love is the only love he cares to know, now. Your love and everything that comes with it.

Asmo has had many adventures and love affairs in his time, and yet you are the only one he never wants to end.

The lyrics I think resonate most with him:

And I think about you though everywhere I go And I've done everything and I've been everywhere, you know I've been fed gold By sweet fools in Abu Dhabi And I danced real slow With Rockettes on dodgy Molly But I've had no love like your love Ooh from nobody I'd be appalled if I saw you ever try to be a saint I wouldn't fall for someone I thought couldn't misbehave But I want you to know that I've had no love like your love

Beelzebub - NFWMB

You are part of Beelzebub’s family. You have been ever since you slept beside him, holding his hand to keep his nightmares at bay. You are his family, and nothing fucks with his family.

Beelzebub’s family is his heart and soul. You are his heart and soul. He would do anything for you. Your little finger is stronger than any arsenal in the Devildom, because you have Beel wrapped around it. But part of the reason you have him in the first place is because he knows you would never use that to your advantage. You do not see Beel as a weapon, or a hungry beast, or a danger, nor even as an annoyance who empties the fridge every two days. No, you see him as Beel. And that’s all he can ask for. That’s all he wants.

Your affection for both him and his brothers is something he cherishes more than anything else. Nothing will harm you as long as he can help it. He has lost his family before, and he will not lose any ever again. The second your fingers interlocked with yours the night you slept at his side, he knew no harm would ever come to you from that moment on.

Lucifer started a war for the ones he loved once long ago, and now Beelzebub knows that he would do the same.

The lyrics I think resonate most with him:

Nothing fucks with my baby Nothing can get a look in on my baby Nothing fucks with my baby Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing If I was born as a black thorn tree I'd wanna be felled by you, held by you Fuel the pyre of your enemies Ain't it warming you, the world goin' up in flames? Ain't it the life where you you're lighting off the blaze? Ain't it a waste it watch the throwing of the shade?

Belphegor - Would That I

Ever since the death of Lilith, Belphegor feared the fires of love, the fires of feeling, of emotion. He stomped on the embers of his heart and vowed never to light them again. It was easier to feel nothing than it was to feel her loss.

And then you...you and your blinding light, arrived. He hated you at first. He killed you, tried to put out your fire the same way he put out his own. But even death couldn’t douse your flame. You were a wildfire, one that had already spread to all his brothers and rapidly came to set him ablaze too.

It didn’t take you long to light him up. He knew it wouldn’t, but he still tried to fight it at first. The first word you spoke to him in the attic told him that if he were to ever burn bright again, it would be by your hand.

And that’s exactly what you did. Even after he had killed you, you fought to ignite the long-dead pyre of his heart. Your persistence wore him down until his lazy nature decided it would be easier to give in and let you burn him. He expected pain, expected scars, but instead he simply felt warmth. Your warmth. All the years he spent in the cold without even realizing it were suddenly over. He was warm in your arms, and he never wanted to leave again.

The lyrics I think resonate most with him:

With the roar of the fire my heart rose to its feet Like the ashes of ash I saw rise in the heat Settle soft and as pure as snow I fell in love with the fire long ago With each love I cut loose I was never the same Watching still living roots be consumed by the flame I was fixed on your hand of gold Laying waste to my loving long ago But that's not tonight Where I'm set alight And I blink in sight Of your blinding light And it's not tonight Where you hold me tight And the fire bright Oh, let it blaze, alright, honey

#this was SO much fun #i liked experimenting like this #posts #obey me #my writing #obey me x reader #obey me headcanons #lucifer #mammon #leviathan #satan #asmodeus #beelzebub #belphegor

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azalea-writes · 3 years

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Hii, can i ask for the brothers + Undateables playing Undertale?

A/N: Of course! I haven't played the game in such a long time, the memories. I REMEMBER TEMMIE OMG

Requests: Open!

Masterlist

The brothers + Dateables playing Undertale

Not proof read, we die like Mari-

Alt: Enjoy!

***

Lucifer

At first, he would not play at all.

He had no time to play foolish human world games, he has paperwork to do.

But if you push hard enough, he'll get annoyed and play!

Was very confused on what's going on.

Though, the introduction of the game reminded him of humans and angels quite a bit.

I feel like Lucifer would pick the pacifist route because he kind of relates to them. I mean, he fell to the Devildom because of a war. Basically like the monsters who got trapped underground!

I don't think he cares about Toriel to be honest.

Although, at the end of the game, he was sad that it was over. (He'll never admit that of course.)

Mammon

Undertale??

Not gonna lie, he would probably spell it like "Undertail"

Didn't really want to play it at first but he could easily be pressured into playing it. (Puppy dog eyes)

Did not read the intro, at all. Like, he doesn't even care for the story.

Literally does not care about the talking flower.

Mammon would play genocide route because he finds it more fun.

BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE THE HEART TO KILL TORIEL

He got attached to her quickly.

At the end of the game, he'll act like he wasn't affected by it but you can catch him playing again to get another ending.

Leviathan

Okay so I think Levi might of heard of it but decided not to play it.

But if you bring it up, he'll give it a try!

Intrigued by the story and the gameplay.

Another person to choose genocide route because he thinks pacifist is too boring.

He wants to be entertained!

Wants to stomp the talking flower, it's annoying.

Yes, he did kill Toriel. Levi cried a little and blamed it on sweaty eyes.

He starts loving the characters that he wishes he played pacifist.

At the end of the game, he quickly starts all over again, determined to go all mercy.

Satan

Was a little hesitant because he wants to continue reading but if you keep pushing a little, he'll give in to satisfy you.

FOCUSED ON EVERY DETAIL OF THE STORY.

Doesn't really care about gameplay, he just wants to keep the story going.

And that leads to him playing genocide.

Hates the talking flower, when can he kill it?

HAD NO MERCY ON TORIEL. SATAN WHY-

I feel like he has so much fun playing genocide because he imagines the characters to be Lucifer.

At the end of the game, Satan is bummed that it ended because he really loved the story. Although, he probably won't play again.

Asmodeus

Another person who's a little hesitant but quickly agrees to play.

He can change his plans for you!

Kind of read the intro but not at the same time? Like, he zoned out but then remembered he's suppose to be paying attention.

Chose pacifist because he wants to befriend every character.

Not the talking flower, the flower can wither away.

Quickly loved Toriel, SHE'S SO NICE.

Teared up when he had to leave her.

I feel like he would forget what's going on in the story. (I TOTALLY don't do this)

At the end of the game, he's really impressed by the game! It was such a rollercoaster.

Another person who will not play again.

Beelzebub

Undertale..? Is that some type of food?

Oh, a game? He'll gladly play it with you!

But get ready to stop so he can get more snacks.

The intro made him quite sad because like Lucifer, he thought of angels and demons.

Another person who chose pacifist! He doesn't have the heart to kill anybody.

Beel actually pays attention to most of the story!

But why is there a talking flower.

Loves Toriel a lot, she reminds him of you!

At the end of the game, he's really happy he got to play it with you, it was a lot of fun!

Belphegor

Belphie will not play with you during the day so you would need to play during the night since he doesn't sleep at that time.

Will not read any of the dialogue but will listen to you if you decide to read it out loud.

When can he kill the talking flower? It's annoying.

Definitely chooses the genocide route.

Doesn't really care about Toriel but feels a little sad when he kills her.

Hates Sans, makes too many puns.

Loves Papyrus though, reminds him of Beel.

At the end of the game, he's quite satisfied and will talk about a bit with you!

Diavolo

You don't have to ask him twice!

A game from the human world and a chance for him to escape work? Yes please!

Pays attention to detail because he's really intrigued by the story.

Loves every character he comes across, even Flowey, yeah I don't know either.

Pacifist route all the way.

Diavolo maybe loves this game a little too much.

Though, he struggles with dodging and all that stuff but he still has fun!

At the end of the game, he's really excited to talk to you about it and try to get other routes!

Barbatos

I don't think he would play but watch Diavolo play it instead.

Kind of interested in it but not enough to make him play it, mostly because his work holds him back.

Even if Diavolo says it's fine, Barbatos still doesn't want to waste his time with it.

You'll see a confused Barbatos when Diavolo and you keep talking about Undertale.

Solomon

Definitely has heard of it but didn't play it.

Mostly because he wants to focus on magic and stuff.

But he'll play it with you with no hesitation!

I honestly think he would choose genocide route because he says that it will be more challenging.

Probably wants to be better than Levi.

Literally has no remorse. Solomon stop-

He's having so much fun that he wonders why he didn't play it sooner.

Nice break from magic.

At the end of the game, he'll probably brag to Levi.

Please stop him.

Simeon

That's not how you spell "tail."

Simeon will gladly play it since he hasn't played any video games.

But you'll need to help him... A lot...

Probably killed a monster by accident.

Yeah, he's all over the place.

Probably died quite a few times because HE CAN'T DODGE. (me too Simeon...)

Grandpa is trying to figure it out, okay?

It took a while to finish the game because he kept forgetting the keys and everything.

At the end of the game, he says that he's better with technology now! (I hope...)

Luke

When he saw Simeon playing it, he asks you if he can play.

Who can say no to him?

Kind of confused with the keys but gets used to it.

Very trusting, he even trusts Flowey.

Of course pacifist route.

Doesn't have the strength to kill.

Cried when he had to leave Toriel.

Will get mad at you if you compare him to Temmie. Don't do it. (Do it)

At the end of the game, Luke will thank you for letting him play and getting to experience a human world game!

Very sweet.

***

I got lazy near the end, I'M SORRY

I hope you liked it! I don't remember a lot of things from the game. </3

Alt: Thanks for requesting! Love you!

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jemjams02 · 3 years

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A MC who gives the brothers surprise gifts on their birthdays on random occasions

Surprise!!!!!

Lucifer

He thinks it's endearing

He also makes sure you never do it in public

He will, however, allow you to surprise him with gifts in front of his brothers. It fills him with pride that you thought of him instead of anyone else

As you give more and more gifts, you begin figure out what he likes the most

Little things are what he likes the most. Things he can look at while he works in his study, or keep in his pocket while he's out

New pens, mugs, stationary, etc

Wouldn't want you to spend too much on anything, as he wants to be the one to really spoil you

Will not accept anything gaudy or flashy, no bright colors, he can't have anyone know he's soft for you and the things you give him

He likes homemade stuff too, like art and such

Mammon

He loves it, and flaunts whatever you get him

Will brag about it CONSTANTLY

100% give it to him in front of other people, they have to know you chose him somehow!

Will pull his usual tsundere act at first, but you always notice he keeps most of them on his little treasure shelf

He's like a crow, he likes shiny things no matter how expensive

I personally HC bc of his greed, he has the tendency to collect things like crows do

Like, I wouldn't be surprised if he had a button or rock collection

So honestly? Your gifts could consist of things you literally found on the ground

Find a cool rock? He loves it. He keeps it forever.

Basically, anything shiny or anything that fits into his weird collections

Also accepts kisses as gifts

Leviathan

He will die

like, my mans goes on a rant EVERY TIME you give him a gift about how excited he is to receive the gift, but it turns into how he doesn't deserve it

Anime and video game merch will send him over the moon

Has a special place for the merch you gift him, hidden away where Mammon can't steal it

Will also religiously clean them and make sure they're all still there (and real, and that it isn't a dream)

You could get him something from ANY anime, even if you don't know what it is and you just saw anime merch at the store, he'd love you for it

Will also find it hard to talk to you after one of your surprise gifts because he just gets so flustered

Satan

Much like Lucifer, he would prefer receiving your gifts in private

Except when it's in front of his brothers, especially Lucifer

Books and cat-based items

Cat figurines, plushes, books on cats, pictures of cats

He'll gladly accept any book you gift him as well, even if he already has a copy

Will be over the moon if you buy human-world books because it means you were thinking about him and what he'd enjoy

Will also accept sweaters. He will wear them mostly in the privacy of his own room, or when he's alone with you

Can't let anyone find out he's gone soft

Will get even angrier than usual if any of his brothers go near a gift you've given him

Asmodeus

Will 100% accept any and all gifts, and will flaunt them and rub it in people's faces

Absolutely loves getting clothes, makeup and other pretty things

You could give him a flower you thought was pretty and he'd be over the fucking moon

Will absolutely spoil you every time you surprise him

Will also surprise you with gifts constantly

Anything pink will make him happy as well

He adores that you see things and think of him

It means he's always in your mind, which is exactly how it should be

Will go on and on about how cute you are to make his brothers jealous

Also ADORES homemade gifts, and would die upon getting something so special

Also likes pretty rocks ngl

Beelzebub

He thinks you're adorable

Will take anything and everything you gift him

New pens? Yes. Clothes you think he'd like? Absolutely. ROCKS???? OH YEAH BABY

Idk why I feel like several of the brothers like collecting things like rocks

If you give him food, he'll love you forever

He returns the favor by taking you out on food dates

Also collects rocks to give to you

He has it in his mind that you like rocks now

He's an easy gift giver because he loves and accepts everything you give him

Will perish because you're always so cute and excited when you have something for him

Belphegor

He also thinks it's cute

And he also prefers the little things

Absolutely loves when you give him something in front of his brothers, because he likes that he's your favorite

Likes when you give him comfy things for sleep

New jammies? Loves it

New pillows and stuffed animals? Great for keeping warm and being surrounded by soft things

If you give him big warm blankets, he will die happy

Also is relived that you like him enough to give him gifts, especially since he hasn't had the same amount of time with you as his brothers

#sock answers asks #obey me shall we date #obey me beelzebub #obey me scenarios #obey me hc #obey me asmodeus #obey me imagines #obey me satan #obey me leviathan #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me belphegor #sockwrites #obey me fluff

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