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Jem
My name's Jem I'm 21, and I'm in Obey Me and One Piece hell (I'm not very far, though), might have some 18+ content, so be aware! I do requests sometimesMammon Apologist
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would you rather have evenings baking with barbatos or bookstore runs with satan? a hell’s kitchen date with beel or shopping with asmo? 𓆩♡𓆪
I'd definitely like the bookstore runs with Satan, and I feel like a hell's kitchen date with Beel would be so much fun!
Going out with Satan is far more relaxing than going out with some of the others. He's not one to rush about from one shop to the next; he likes to take his time, especially in the book shops. Not that you mind, really! Usually you find yourself tucked into a corner of the shop, reading one of your purchases of the day, while Satan continues to mull about, picking several books from the shelves as he goes. He often considers what you might enjoy, wanting to have interests in common and wanting to be able to recommend books you'll actually enjoy. By the time he's finished, you're rubbing the sleep from your eyes and yawning as you stand and stretch your stiff limbs. He thinks you look cute when you're sleepy. He'll hook his arm around yours and walks all the way back home like that.
Going out with Beel is more eating than shopping, and often times you end up tapping out long before he's had his fill! It's okay, though, he can carry you the rest of the time, he really doesn't mind! He likes to share the things he enjoys with you, so he'll keep trying to get you to taste this awesome new treat from Madame Screams! His love language certainly revolves around food and making sure you're full and happy whenever he can! He'll even resist eating the things he buys for you to eat later :)
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Specifically asking for Mammon and Asmo cause they're my faves, but could you write some headcanons as to what they're like as a duo, both interacting with each other (in a platoic way of course) and MC?
They're my favorite dynamic in the game tbh hehe
Mammon and Asmo are definitely MC's number 1 party duo, if MC wants to go out, you're calling them. Not only does MC trust them to keep you safe out there in the demon clubs (there's some sketchy mfs at those places), but they LOVE taking MC out dancing!!
I personally think Mammon and Asmo also spend lots of time together, they both have similar interests in fashion, modeling and social media (although social media is mostly Asmo). Once MC came along, they wanted to doll them up! Although they have very different aesthetics, and often would fight over whether they'd look best in the Legally Blonde-pink outfit, or the leather jacket, ripped jeans and combat boots (Mammon usually caves first, mostly cause he thinks the pink outfit is cute too)
Mammon's the only one really allowed to be in the room when Asmo is having a pampering session with MC, since he's a model he understands Asmo's views on skincare and relaxation, and sometimes the three of them have massage circles while they talk shit.
I feel like aside from Mammon's habit of taking things from Asmo, they don't butt heads very often. Sure, Asmo makes the same comments his brothers do, but to him his brother is mostly just a dumbass. Usually they'll agree on things, unless Mammon says something profoundly stupid, then Asmo has some words to say
Mammon's one of the brothers who actually appreciates the manicures, whereas everyone else kinda just lets him do it. Mammon likes his nails painted, but sucks at doing it himself, so Asmo does it for him!
Asmo 100% goes to Mammon's shoots to make sure they're not doing his big brother wrong! He's NOT letting those people put Mammon in anything he deems ugly
Shopping. They love shopping. It's a hassle to get them out of the shops once they've gotten into it!
Mammon is willing to thrift, and Asmo is only going so he doesn't get anything ugly lol
Mammon has definitely just not said anything to anyone when Asmo comes home late with a demon that managed to strike his fancy; they usually make knowing eye contact with each other and then never speak of it
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SOME ONE ASK ME SOMETGING PLEASEEEEEE
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Could you write Solomon and Diavolo dating headcannons, both nsfw and sfw?
Also, have a good day!
-anon 🪼
I got u anon <3
Diavolo
Dia is a very cliché lover, I'm talking pulling out all the stops from the worst romance movies
The first time you stayed the night at the palace with him as his lover, the room was filled with as many rose petals as he could find, candles too! He had several things prepared for your stay as well! There was a gift basket in the bathroom with shower/bathroom items with your name on them, as well as your favorite products. There was even a brand-new toothbrush on the vanity next to his! Needless to say, he's over the moon about you.
PAMPERS you!!!
he uses his status to get you anything you ask for! You could ask him for the heart of King Tut, and he'd figure out how to get it for you
you're certainly one of the only people in the entire Devildom that will even consider asking the Demon Prince for a piggyback ride, and he will do it no questions asked! He loves using his demonic strength to carry you, even if you really only ask when you're tired
he's very proud to be your partner, he would shout it from the balcony every morning if he could
doesn't let anyone speak ill of you, he has eyes and ears everywhere, and if someone dares use your name negatively, they will often disappear. You usually don't even know you're being talked about.
Unfortunately, his status also gets in the way of many things, he's often very busy with royal demon matters, but once your relationship has become public knowledge, he doesn't mind having you at his side during meetings! He'll also gladly have you seated nicely on his lap while he does his daily paperwork, reveling in your company
Dia's a very lonely demon, so he's quite clingy, asking to spend any and all free time he may have with you! Although, he also asks you to keep him company when he doesn't have free time, which he'll understand if you're not up to it that day
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Diavolo, surprisingly, has very little experience. Often times, no one dares to flirt with him, and when they do he has to consider their motives. That being said, he is also absolutely shameless about asking for advice from the brothers (probably Asmodeus)
Your first time with him was straight out of a romance novel, he pulled out all the stops from mood lighting to incense; he even made a playlist after searching "best songs to have sex to"
He's a large demon, so he takes his time with you, starting with kisses. Lots of kisses; and the moment you find yourself unable to stifle a giggle, he sinks his teeth into your skin.
Possessive, and will mark you up like no tomorrow, be prepared to walk around with very visible hickeys
Likes lingerie, and has bought a couple of lovely sets, mostly consisting of a deep red color. However he finds himself unable to resist those teeny sleep shorts and tank top you have in your pajama roster; especially if you have nothing on underneath
Has you cum on his fingers several times before even attempting to fuck you. Enough that you're often exhausted by the time he deems you prepared enough
The first time he sank into you, his demon form came out, it felt so good. He also just likes fucking in his demon form, and can certainly tell you do as well.
Sex with Dia lasts hours, usually just short of you passing out, so aftercare is a huge part of the evening! He carries you to the bath, and everything smells like lavender. He's very gentle as he cleans you off with a warm washcloth, and you're often lulled to sleep by the warmth and comfort
Solomon
He likes to annoy you, but in the cute boyfriend way. Like randomly dabbing you up
Casual dates galore! He needs to go grocery shopping? Why don't you come with him! Wanna go to the bookstore? Oh? You're craving Akudonald's? He'll go! He's not one for anything super fancy, although he will take you somewhere nice every once in a while
Very attentive and giving, but like you think he's not paying attention, and he actually is. That book series from the human world you'd been keeping up with? He hands you the newest volume one day! That bracelet you considered at a sop the other day? It's on your wrist the next week. You're struggling with a class? Oh look, a detailed study guide for the whole year.
Not one to really initiate PDA past handholding, but isn't opposed to it! If you wanna make out at this café right now, feel fucking free baby
Bad texter. He often gets so engrossed in his work/experiments that his phone goes ignored for hours
Consistently tries to cook for you (you never let him in the kitchen)
He's not very clingy, and can go at least a day without seeing you, but he likes your company, and wants to make sure you know you're loved! When he's off doing something far away, he'll call you every morning when he wakes up, and every night before he sleeps. If somehow you're unable to answer due to time zones, he'll leave heartfelt voicemails for you to wake up to
Definitely uses your proximity to Lucifer to try and make a pact with him. It's worth a try, but ultimately gets him nowhere.
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Being a human in a land of demons can make a man feel...insecure to say the least, but what he lacks in demonic traits, he makes up for with magic. It's hard to go a night with him without a little sorcery; perhaps he whispers an incantation that will heighten your sensitivity before he assaults your senses with him. His voice, his hands, his scent; they all envelop you until the only thing running through your head is his name
His stamina isn't like a demon's but it's better than the average human's so he's often tired when you are, and is more than happy to just fall asleep and clean up later, unless you insist upon washing up right away (he may protest a little, but he always relents)
A little more blunt about what he wants than some others. Outright asking to fuck during makeouts is a frequent occurrence.
Enjoys cockwarming, it's relaxing. Plus, he gets to tease you to no end, which he also very much enjoys
Speaking of teasing, it's endless. He particularly likes edging you, feigning pity when you start begging to cum before giving you what you want; over and over again.
Needs a breather after he cums, his heart is pumping in his ears, just give him a second and he'll be fine :)
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Wants to fuck your throat
Into choking, both getting choked and choking you
Doesn't mind letting you take the lead
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If mammon played an instrument what would he play?
I can only imagine him practicing more after mc catches him and tells him how good it sounds and how talented he is. They bring out his confidence fr 🥰🫶🫶
My immediate gut response was Trumpet and I think it's really funny to imagine him in a white button up, black vest, dark grey fedora, a useless scarf and dark blue jeans as he leans against the wall trying to impress you with his trumpet skills; AKA band kid Mammon
However, I do feel like he'd like playing the trumpet!!! He'd definitely be into the more upbeat, swing-type music, but he can bust out a slow and sweet tune when he wants to be romantic
He'd probably also know some stuff on the guitar, but I want him to bring the trumpet to the function
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Possible controversial opinion but I HATE the plot point of being a descendent of lilth.
The plot point being discovered so early in the game especially ruins it. The brothers have no chance to actually get to know mc and warm up to them. Before they found out that mc was their beloved sister's descendant, none of them, except for mammon, really cared about mc. I'm also put off by this because they all become a bit obsessive, which is weird bc aren't you related?? I digress.
The plot point makes it all feel a little less genuine. Like they don't really care about mc as an individual, but see them as an extension of lilth.
Man, okay, that makes me sad. I'm gonna go think about mammon (he loves me fr 🥰🥰🫶)
NO CAUSE YOURE RIGHT the ONLY reason Belphie even gives a single shit about MC is because they're Lilith's descendant, and it makes me so angry BECAUSE WE HAVE TO LIKE HIM IN THE GAME TOO, like I'm sorry Solomare, but if a mf killed me, traumatized me existentially because I saw it happen, and then acted like we were besties because I'm a long lost descendant of his SISTER?? I'd have way more to say than literally fucking nothing?????? Lucifer and Asmo don't really give af about you until after, either, and Satan has an excuse because he never knew Lilith.
Beel and Levi are excused a little bit, but only a little bit, because there's not many interactions in the main plotline that suggest either of them really got to know MC as intimately as Mammon. Like, I feel like Mammon would be the one to get you the best most personal gifts on holidays/birthdays, while Beel and Levi would get you things completely related to them (ex: video games, food); Mammon would have gotten you a locket with a photo of your family in it.
Idk I really feel like while Mammon certainly isn't perfect, he genuinely loves MC and puts real effort into the things he does for/around them, while the others don't really ever take MC into account (like if Levi has a rage moment and summons Lotan, he's clearly not thinking about the REGULAR ASS HUMAN standing 10 feet away from him).
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Mammon Relationship Stuff :p
no gender/genitals mentioned! contains NSFW
thank u anon for making me remember I have free will and can gnaw at my enclosure while Mammon stands on the other side of the bars, visibly afraid
Mammon constantly has his hands on you. He HAS to be touching you; a hand on the hip, arm around the shoulders, hand in the back pocket, etc. If it's not his hands, it's his whole body, he'll press against you just to feel you there
Speaking of hands, Mammon's are pretty! Perfectly manicured, and with many rings on his fingers. He often gives you one of his rings to wear! An innocent gesture in your eyes, but to him, it's just practice for when he gives you your own special ring (wink wink)
He can't say no to you. You don't even have to give him any puppy-dog eyes, he'll do pretty much anything the first time you ask! He's absolutely whipped for you, and would kill someone if you asked.
If he could, he would whisk you away to a secluded place forever. He wants you all to himself! He can't help his greed, ESPECIALLY when it comes to you. Anything you're willing to give him, he'll take and take, and sometimes he just wishes you could give him and only him your attention.
Not a sharer, and will consistently invite himself to your plans (especially the ones with his brothers). He has to make sure nobody tries to steal you away!
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Sex with Mammon happens almost every night, he honestly doesn't sleep very well without you bouncing on his cock for at least an hour before bed
Desperate to make you cum, whether it's in his mouth/on his face, on his cock, or inside him. He needs it, he's greedy for your pleasure, and sometimes will ignore his own hard-on to work your sex until you're crying and begging for him to fuck you properly
LOVES having you sit pretty on his cock! He loves using his demonic strength to push and pull you up and down his shaft; sometimes slow and teasing, and sometimes he bounces you on his cock with reckless abandon, loving the way you writhe and shake in his grip at his merciless pace.
LOUD LOUD LOUD this man cannot shut up once he's got you in his bed. If he's not yapping, he's moaning like a bitch in heat. You just feel so good!!! Constant streams of praise and compliments fall from his lips as you squeeze around him just right
Master of aftercare, he just needs a second to breathe. If you're up for it, he'll run a bath and soak with you for a while as he uses a warm washcloth on your more sensitive areas
Biter, absolutely a menace. Since Mammon made you his, you don't walk around without a few dozen marks on your body at any given time, it looks like you were attacked by a pack of wild dogs
Likes dressing you up all pretty for him, only to tear whatever cute lingerie/underwear he bought you to shreds. Likes seeing makeup get ruined by your tears as he makes you cum for the upteenth time, and he WILL have you wear jewelry (and only jewelry), his favorite color on you is gold, obviously
LOVES cumming inside, it fills him with a sense of satisfaction to see his cum filling you. He's claimed you, inside and out,
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Finally downloaded Tumblr just to follow you ! My friend kept sending me your obey me posts and I kept thinking, "Hey, this person understands me !" (It was your love of mammon)
Mammon is my beloved, I've been on the Mammon train since the game dropped LMAO yah Beel's great and all, but MAMMON? That boy LOVES MC and it's so cute!! He'd do anything for them and it's genuinely what I want in a partner
also, THANK YOU!!!! I haven't written in a while, but I've been thinking thonking about trying to come back :p
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REBLOG IF YOUR BLOG IS A SAFE SPACE FOR AROMANTIC PEOPLE AND IF YOU THINK THEY ARE VALID
I want to see how many people actually are willing to say this and not just act like it
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real
I just want to fuck this wizard nasty style ok? Ok.
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RAHHHHHH I LOVE HIM
happy wizard wife, happy wizard life!
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Send asks, I wanna write again >:)
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Mammon is simply the most logical choice (out of the brothers) to be honest
Out of all the brothers, he's the only one who hasn't genuinely threatened the player, or harmed the player in any way (I count Asmo wanting to charm us as "harm" cause, well, come on). Not only that, but he fell for the player almost immediately. Like, head over heels puppy love type shit. The ones who didn't like us genuinely didn't like us until we did something they liked. In the grand scheme of things, and for lack of a better term, Mammon provided a relatively "safe space" for the player. He's also the only one who actually cried when Belphie hurt us, and I 100% believe if the game didn't basically force us to forgive Belphie, Mammon would have been extremely protective of us and would probably have plenty of resentment for his little brother.
Also, sidenote, I hate Belphie for what he did lol and it pisses me off that the game doesn't let you hate him LMAO
I'm not judging or criticizing anyone who has chosen other brothers as their favorite, by the way, this is just kind of an observation I had lol
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