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evignonita · 3 months

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Random headcanons: Curious-Hogleg siblings ver. 💥💥

Names:

-Jenny's full name is Jenny Mary (Smith) Curious Hogleg, common ass name for a queen, she didn't want to burn her neurons by choosing her name.

-Pascal's full name is Pascal Galileo Curious Hogleg, he chose his name himself because 🏳️‍⚧️ and I feel that Pascal loves the names of famous astronomers and scientists in general, that's why Tycho is called Tycho, for Tycho Brahe.

-Vidcund's full name is Vidcund Charles Curious Hogleg because of Charles Darwin... Glarn named him.

-Lazlo's full name is Lazlo Johannes Curious Hogleg because I don't remember why, I think I read it somewhere and I liked it. Kitty named him.

Height (cm):

Jenny is 176 cm tall; Pascal is 163 cm tall; Vidcund is 178 cm tall; Lazlo is 175 cm tall. The shorty siblings

Age (2004) and birthdays:

-Jenny is 43 years old, she was born on May 16, 1961, Twinbrook, Simnation. (*)

-Pascal is 30 years old, he was born on October 30, 1974, Strangetown, Simnation.

-Vidcund is 29 years old, he was born on November 3, 1975, Strangetown, Simnation.

-Lazlo is 23 years old, he was born on December 11, 1981, Strangetown, Simnation.

(*) I'm not entirely sure about Jenny's age.

Sexual orientation and identity:

-Jenny is a pansexual panromantic trans woman.

-Pascal is an asexual biromantic trans man.

-Vidcund is a demisexual biromantic cis man.

-Lazlo is a bisexual biromantic cis man.

Personality (MBTI and enneagram):

-Jenny: ESFJ 2w3

-Pascal: INTP 5w4

-Vidcund: ISTJ 8w7

-Lazlo: ENFP 4w3

Random data:

-Jenny loves listening to the Backstreet Boys, when she lived with her brothers she always listened to them; Pascal, Vidcund and Lazlo pretended to hate the musical group, but occasionally hummed their songs.

-Jenny distanced herself from her siblings and family in general because Glarn did not accept her relationship with Pol Smith, she never understood why (and that's why the Curious brothers and her don't have such a high relationship).

-Jenny taught Vidcund about botany.

-Pascal knows how to play piano (basic), write and draw, when he doesn't do anything, he feels stressed. He is a bit pretentious, but because he was only flattered as a child for his achievements, as he grew up he learned to be calmer and control his ego.

-Pascal was Glarn's golden child.

-Pascal wanted to study psychology, but he knew that he was going to excel more in physics.

-Pascal wears retainers for his teeth at night.

-Vidcund wore braces throughout his childhood and teen ages, he used orthodontics until adulthood, and he had to use them again because he never used his retainers and his teeth returned to how they were before.

-Vidcund bleaches his hair, eyebrows and beard, his natural hair color is black.

-Vidcund went unnoticed by his parents (the curse of the middle child).

-Lazlo loves monkeys because he and Kitty watched Animal Planet together, also because Kitty was a biologist and brought pictures with images of chimpanzees and monkeys just for Lazlo.

-Lazlo has a good relationship with Sinjin because Sinjin took care of him as a child when Glarn and Kitty asked him to (Sinjin and Jenny are the same age).

-Jenny, Pascal and Vidcund can speak Tagalog, Lazlo never learned the language and sometimes his siblings use it to their advantage.

Songs that give me vibes to them:

-Jenny: Cementerio Club - Pescado Rabioso (because of the green color of the album cover); Estación - Sui Generis; Lovesong - The Cure.

-Pascal: Lago en el Cielo - Gustavo Cerati; Mil Horas - Los abuelos de la Nada; Starman - David Bowie.

-Vidcund: Devuélveme a mi chica - Hombres G; A estos hombres tristes - Almendra; Smells like teen spirit - Nirvana; Heart of Glass - Blondie.

-Lazlo: Salir de la Melancolía - Serú Girán; Lobo hombre en París - La Unión; Blue - Eiffel 65.

I would like to add more things but😏🛌💤

#what #my hcs #ts2 #the sims 2 #ts2 premades #the sims 2 premades #strangetown #the curious family #the curious-hogleg family #simblr #jenny smith #jenny curious #pascal curious #vidcund curious #lazlo curious #insane me

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veenus777 · 8 months

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◜Dadbur Headcanons◞

┊ ᝰ﹕Fluff, SFW, mention of divorce

┊ ᝰ﹕Part Two of Dadbur, send me suggestions and asks for the next ones <3

♧ ok, imagine a mini wilbur with curly hair and a snub nose, well that's your son.

♤ At first Will would be absolutely terrified, he didn't have the best parents in the world so he was afraid of being the same for his son.

♧ This man tries so hard! he didn't want to fall into that stereotype where only mothers really take care of their children, so he'll be there to change their diapers and give them bottles, waking up in the middle of the night to get them back to sleep. He knows how stressful and tiring this is for you, so he does everything in his power to make it easier.

♤ Lullabies but not children's ones, he would play Bowie like Starman and Space Oddity, Beutiful boy would definitely be in the repertoire and he would change the gender if it was a girl.

♧ He would spoil his son a lot, with clothes and toys, and he often buys things that are definitely not for his son's age but always ends up saying "he will use them in the future".

♤ He wouldn't post photos of his child, just one or two that don't show his face, he doesn't like this type of exposure on the Internet, especially with his son.

♧ When the child grew up and had some kind of interest in appearing, he would agree, but nothing excessive, just a few appearances on streams or things like that.

♤ As soon as he reaches a certain age, Will would like him to be at his shows even if it's with ear protection headphones.

♧ If he won a prize he would promptly dedicate it to you and your son.

♤ Possibly the baby would appear in some Lovejoy music videos (when he was old enough).

♧ Would you create a family day that happens every week, where you both take time off from work just to spend time with your child outdoors having picnics, trips to the beach, going to amusement parks and things like that.

♤ You would also have a game night, with a good pizza and board games or video games, sometimes you also invite your friends to participate.

♧ Another family tradition is to always have dinner together and talk about your day and plans for the next one, you also like to cook dinner together it's always a lot of fun.

♤ You also always travel on vacation to different countries, you want your child to get to know different cultures and experiences.

♧ Trips to Disney with Uncle Tommy are definitely your child's favorite.

♤ Once a week Phil and Krist babysit for a romantic parental date.

♧ Will would definitely cry on the first day of school, I see this man coming home and checking his watch every 5 minutes to see what time he will have his son back.

♤ As a first-time father he would also despair at any slightest sign that his child is falling ill.

♧ I can easily see Will, Tommy and Charlie dressed up like princesses and made up for tea time, and they would absolutely love that.

♤ He goes to put the baby to sleep and ends up sleeping in his place>>>>

♧ I think during pregnancy with his first child he would be extremely nervous but after that he would definitely want more children.

♤ I think he would like two or three, nothing too big but not small.

♧ He would be in favor of positive and non-aggressive parenting with his children, he would also be a great supporter of all of his children's choices.

♤ He would also be in favor of teaching his children to be independent with things like handling money, knowing how to cook, having responsibilities and things like that.

♧ When he was on tour with Lovejoy I feel like they would have two options, the first is that if your children are young and not studying yet he would try to convince you to go along with him, but if the children are not so young anymore he you would just feel really bad about leaving them and wonder if you are being a bad father.

♤ In the second option he would make a point of calling all the time, at least two calls a day, he would also buy gifts and things from every country or city he visited, collectibles like postcards or key chains.

♧ He would have lots of photos of his children, some funny ones with just them sleeping, and his lock screen would be a photo of his loved one next to his children.

♤ Even if you separated he would be a good father, he would try to solve all your problems so that it doesn't affect the children and they have a good co-parenting.

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#dsmp #imagine #qsmp #lovejoy #qsmp wilbur #sorry boys #wilbur soot #wilbur soot x reader #wilbur soot x you #wilbur x reader #wilbur fanart #headcanons #dsmp wilbur

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osiris-iii-bc · 5 months

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Papa’s playlists - music headcanons

Sometimes when I listen to music I mentally associate what I’m listening to the Papas, so I thought it would have been fun to imagine a 10 songs playlist for/of each Papa. I have chosen the songs by their personalities, the kind of music they have done and the general vibes I get when I listen to the songs.

Primo:

I see him sitting on his couch by the fire, immersed in his voluminous, rich vestments. He can listen to the heaviest doom metal tune without moving an inch of his body, fully immersed in understanding the lyrics, but 70s rock always brings back his old memories of when he used to throw small parties in his chamber whenever the Beatles or his favorite bands released a new LP.

The Beatles - Come together

Black Sabbath - Iron Man

Mayhem - Freezing moon

The Rolling Stones - Start me up

Candlemass - Bewitched

Bathory - A fine day to die

Mercyful fate - Evil

The animals - House of the rising sun

Slayer - Seasons in the Abyss

Diamond Head - Am I Evil?

Secondo:

He has two sides: the old-school metalhead and the devoted enthusiast of good old symphonic music. He prepares himself a cigar and settles at his desk, embracing the darkness like the nocturnal creature he is, to work on papers or perhaps write some lyrics inspired by his favorite arias. In his playlist, you can always find something classy followed by something extremely heavy.

Led Zeppelin - Kashmir

Slayer - South of Heaven

Venom - Don’t burn the witch

Giuseppe Verdi - Dies Irae/Tuba Mirum

Deep Purple - Perfect Strangers

King Diamond - The family ghost

The Doors - Riders on the storm

Guns and Roses - Coma

Bobby Vinton - Blue velvet

Antonio Vivaldi - Four Seasons

Terzo:

Ah, Terzo. Whether he's completing his nighttime skincare routine, getting dressed for a mass, preparing for a date, or simply relaxing in his chambers with a good wine, he always has a record playing in the background. He's not a headbanger, but he likes to keep the tempo with his hands. He taps his fingers on his thigh to match the drum tempo of most rhythmic songs or moves his hands softly to the sound of the mellower ones, like when he listens to "Barcelona," adjusting his hand movements based on the virtuosity of the voices.

Candlemass - Well of Souls

The struts - Kiss this

Metallica - Until it sleeps

Metallica - For whom the bell tolls

Kreator - People of the lie

Freddie Mercury feat Montserrat Caballe - Barcelona

David Bowie - Starman

Pentagram - Sign of the wolf

Sepoltura - Dead embryonic cells

Mercyful fate - Witches dance

Copia:

I can totally picture Copia putting on something groovy like "Stuck In The Middle With You" while attempting to cook something, swaying his hips to the rhythm and inevitably either burning whatever is in the pan or creating a mess on the counter by dropping bottles and food.

Alice Cooper - Poison

Iron Maiden - Run to the hills

Steppenwolf - Born to be wild

Dead or Alive - You spin me round

Black Sabbath - Paranoid

Judas Priest - Painkiller

The Rolling Stones - Sympathy for the devil

Stealers wheel - Stuck in the middle with you

The Darkness - Love is only a feeling

Bon Jovi - You give love a bad name

Nihil:

An old-school rocker. He would pick you up in his car with Led Zeppelin playing at full volume, take you to a bar where he puts on your favorite song in the jukebox, and by the time you come back from the toilet, he's kissing some random girl right at the bar counter. He would later apologize, claiming he was just drunk and thought that was you… a red flag you'll ignore.

The Doors - Touch me

Led Zeppelin - Whole lotta love

Elton John - Tiny dancer

Ozzy Osburne - Crazy train

Deep Purple - Child in time

Deep Purple - Hush

Jefferson airplane - White rabbit

Elvis Presley - Suspicious minds

The Rolling Stones - Paint it black

The Beatles - Helter Skelter

#the band ghost #ghost band #ghost headcanons #papa emeritus i #papa emeritus ii #papa emeritus iii #papa emeritus iv #copia #headcanon #the band ghost fanfiction

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zoologicalcartoonvampire · 5 months

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just rambling abt Ripper cuz its my blog and i can do whatever the hell i like

So yeah!

Just gonna start rambling about Ripper here cause i have some thoughts on him as a character and how hes seen by others within the show and in the fandom. Ill just-

Ill start with the fact that he's very clearly affected by the way he was treated as a child, through my interpretation of his character at least, it seems to me he had very neglectful family by the way he speaks whenever he mentions them. (Like his comments of him and his brothers being being dropped as kids, or how his "mother was right about babies- they ruin everything!!" Throughout season 1).

I feel this can also be seen with the way he's trying (and failing) so hard to impress others? Like all the time. Yet lacks the social awareness/understanding/empathy to realise that his actions make others uncomfortable or aren't the right thing to do (like thinking that showing off his muscles will make girls like him, or using Priya as a shield, or leaving Zee behind when he pretended to be a bird and failing to see it as an issue)

So like everyone clearly and understandably dislikes him for this.

He doesn't register how what he does is wrong. And when he does see everyone mad at him he suddenly realises that *something* hes done is wrong and tries making himself look better, cause he still want others to validate him or at least notice him in some way.

Again, that could be chalked up to his shitty parenting. Didn't teach him how to behave, he went for the ways in which he could get attention to make up for the attention he didn't get at home, all classmates hate him, shit at socialising, boom!

[[Also when it comes to his farts n stuff, yeah. I get why people could dislike him for it- but also- its total drama?? There are excessive fart "jokes" like all the time what where you expecting 😭 and its not rare for the writers to latch the "jokes" onto a specific character.]]

I actually headcanon that he has an undiagnosed intestinal/Bowel disorder of some kind (Like IBS for example) and his mother/father told him his farts were "his talent" (sarcastically, which he didn't pick up cause he has the brain capacity of a banana) and took it reaaally to heart and latching hard to it due to his parents usual neglect.

On a side note, ive seen a lot of people make a lot of jokes that hes a misogynist, homophobe, ect ect. Personally while i get they are jokes, i don't really see it.

He's never actually hateful towards anyone, he makes fun of people, i interpret as his sense of humour (calling Millie and Damien Nerds), or how he hurt Priya/Zee. But hes not really... A bully to anyone necessarily?? Like he doesn't make fun, physically or verbally abuse or repeatedly bother someone Or even be hateful towards others at all?? In fact the others hate Ripper more (using his name as an insult to Millie), than Ripper hates any of them.

Like Ripper is low-key constantly offering help and ideas ... Even if a bit unethical, gross or outright stupid. But hes ALWAYS trying to push the teams forward??

I think he just doesn't understand empathy and only understands others actions if they would act the same way he would or if its something that is noticeable visually (Like the episode in S2 where they had to cross those would you rather questions!)

And no hes not a homophobe he literally doesn't care and even asks Bowie for Dating advice 😭😭I hate the Fanon HCs that he wants to say a slur or smth

#If Ripper would say a slur it'd be like a the R word or the s-zz word cause he had been called those by ppl and didn't think they were bad #tdi ripper #total drama reboot #total drama ripper #td ripper #total drama 2023 #Tdi.txt

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total-drama-shark · 1 year

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First impressions on every contestant!

Warning this gets long.

Millie

Was really interested on the possibility of a nerdy character from her introduction, but I feel like my biggest gripe with her is the whole “my generation” thing, it just feels slightly mean spirited and not realistic for a personality trait. Teens generally don’t like being told that their generation sucks or that they’re all dumb or have their use of technology criticized. The ones that do dislike their generation are those either trying to receive approval from older people or “I was born in the wrong generation” type kids. She’s just, unrelatable.

Axel

Her voice is higher than I expected, I like the survival theme and was surprised we got another zombie conspiracy nut in the cast (so happy we got a Shawn cameo/reference as well!) she really is like a mix of Jo and Eva with a sprinkle of Shawn and I wish we got to see more of her!

Priya

Super interesting to see a contestant raised by TD fans, and her intro was amazing! Baby and toddler Priya! Owen reference! She is 100% going to be an interesting character. I guess there’s also a subversion of a big Desi stereotype with her, she wants to go to med school but her parents want her to enter a more unconventional and unstable field, I don’t know exactly how to feel about this, specially since I’m not desi myself.

Zee

My man!!! I love me a skater/surfer dude and the Jude vibes are impeccable!! He is so chill and just here to vibe. I’ve audibly laughed at multiple of his lines and just love him so much. I also think he’s neat amputee rep, he’s casual about it and was just born that way, but can make fun stories up about it.

Ripper

Am I disappointed by the fart and potty jokes? Yes, but besides that I actually really like his character! An annoying bully who despite his best efforts is a loser. Also if his voice doesn’t fuel the nowen child headcanons out there I don’t know what will.

Damien

A total newbie! Very opposite to Priya in this case and also super interesting character trait for him, I hope both him and Priya can function a bit to show off the POV of both old and new fans alike. He’s also very entertaining :)

Scary girl

Exactly what I expected from her and more! She is very much one dimensional compared to most the rest but I love her! I love wildcards! So excited to see her shenanigans

Bowie

Introducing yourself as the first openly gay contestant is definitely a first impression! I’ve got to say I adore his competitive and scheming nature and you can tell he’s in it to win it, he also has amazing social skills and is overall an icon. I know not everyone will be into the idea of the first openly queer contestant being very stereotypical but I’ve always thought that just as while his sexuality isn’t the center of his personality and there’s at least another queer character that isn’t as stereotypical it’s all good, and by the looks of it that will be the case. Also I know multiple gay dudes that act just as him so I have a bias.

Chase

Did not expect a stunt Youtuber type guy but I definitely should’ve seen it coming, also DRAMA?? Pre established EXES??? I am so interested in seeing how this pans out

Emma

I love her voice first of all and I did not expect her to have been part of the stunt Youtuber group, hope the ex drama isn’t all there is to her character and I really enjoy her friendship with Bowie so far!

Oh I love her, we haven’t seen a character like her before and she has so much potential! A character that knows she’s underestimated and takes advantage of that? Yes please!

Caleb

Pretty much a Justin copy, I can’t really say much about him and we knew how things were going to pan out so I can only hope he’ll make if farther and get more development next season.

Wayne & Raj

Hockey dudes! They’re such jocks and can sense the “makes fun of me lightly for being unathletic but cheers for me when I finally start participating in sports” energy from them so hard, they’re fun guys and feel so much like real teen boys.

Nichelle

An actual TV star! I didn’t see that coming but I love it! Love seeing the little flashbacks to her shows and movies and seeing someone in the show be treated as an actual celebrity, she’s also as far as I’ve seen pretty smart, level headed, and humble for a TV celebrity! So interested in seeing her work!

Julia

The influencer chick! Her intro was amazing and I definitely didn’t expect her to be into healing crystals, feel like she’ll be a very interesting character and I await her interactions with Nichelle.

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dozing-composing · 5 months

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Hello! I’m always happy to see someone write for the Venture Bros! Keep up the good work! Could I get some platonic/familial headcanons for the Sovereign and his Daughter!Reader please?

Gah! Thanks Anon! All The Familial Stuff Is Making Me Feel So Warm.

ʜɪꜱ ᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴏᴜꜱ ɢɪꜰᴛ...

✦ He's only ever been known as David Bowie, so this is the guise he chooses to raise his daughter in. ✦ The shapeshifter thing does come in handy though. He'll turn into any animal his angel wants. If she wants a bunny, he morphs into a Holland Lop bunny. If she wants a kitty cat, he turns into one and starts purring. ✦ You are his right hand man. Metaphorically and literally. He'll be in the middle of a "tough" decision and he'll ask for your opinion. ⤷ "(Y/N), darling, which cereal would be the best for today?" ✦ He wants only the best for you, and he makes it happen. There may be a few casualties that he won't tell you about to get what you want/need. ✦ You go on so many daddy-daughter dates. It doesn't matter what is going on with the Guild, he always makes time for you to do whatever you want to do. He can handle his work later. ✦ Surprisingly, he doesn't get too worried for you. You're his child, one with authority because of him. If anyone were to lay a finger on you, or even think it, they'll be executed. There are some "what if" scenarios that occupy the back of his mind. ✦ Depending on your age, he'll include you in everything. If you're old enough, you get to learn about villainy and the Guild. Even older and you get to help out on Guild operative work. (Under his guidance, of course.) ✦ He is a very cunning man and can scheme a plot out of thin air. Obviously, he teaches you how to use wit and how to manipulate those around you. Use this wisely. ✦ With that being said, if you're against the idea of following in his footsteps, he'll support you. He will be disappointed at first, but he couldn't be more proud of you making your own choices.

#❀#the venture brothers #the venture bros #venture bros #venture bros x reader #the sovereign #the sovereign x reader #headcanons #request

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letoiledechue · 1 year

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Readmore for length due to throwing headcanons and app info below. TRIGGER WARNING: Brief references to anxiety and depression in summary section. Writing sample hints at child abuse/neglect and references pot and alcohol use.

In summary:

A bunch of trauma and trust issues bottled up into fake smiles and using partying as an attempt at forgetting everything. He’s fine though. Totally not fine.

Unspoken fear of losing the found family he has leaves him treading carefully. Not necessarily a visible trait but there may be anxiety toward losing people that can be blamed on never positively processing being disowned

Took the brunt of his parents’ antics/anger and kept quiet about it, still has minimal interest toward letting that slip to Regulus. Not happy with keeping that a secret, but figures it’s better to shoulder on his own than risk fully shattering whatever warped view of the family Regulus has as the youngest.

Was never keen on opening up about family. Can count the number of people he trusts with that info on one hand.

Plays into androgynous looks. Only positive to come from being disowned (besides found family of course) was getting to be more free in expressing himself.

The type of teen that would have stolen one of his cousins’ skirts and been offended by their being offended/annoyed or having the audacity to ask for it back. I can’t stop thinking of this scene from the Umbrella Academy.

Big fan of Queen and David Bowie.

Finds his motorbike equally as freeing as a broomstick, simply has a preference for the more hands-on maintenance that’s required for the bike’s upkeep.

His fingernails are painted more often than not. Habit of picking polish off if stressed.

100% threatened to permanently charm neon pink nail polish on his nails the day Orion called it an issue.

Dramatic since birth.

Would have had professors fooled with being quiet the first couple of weeks of school just to turn into a loud mouth once certain the school’s way of handling his hijinks didn’t involve his parents’ approach in doing so.

The app info:

Birthday: Born November 3, 1960, Sirius was meant to be the answer to the Black family’s hopes of an heir. A Scorpio through and through, it shouldn’t have been all that surprising the heir’s sarcastic and precocious side shined. Birthdays weren’t something Sirius looked forward to while home. It wasn’t exactly something his parents made a big deal about and was usually met with disappointment. Ill thought out gifts with the intent of stifling his curiosity and creativity. In truth, things that would have been more suitable for Regulus than himself. That opinion changed once at Hogwarts and he won’t admit to it now, but the first proper party that involved well thought out gifts and not simply acknowledging for the sake of knowing he’d make a scene had left him in tears.

Wand: 7 ½ inches, fir, curupira hair. Getting his wand was a rushed trip that involved Walburga expecting it to be a one and done sort of ordeal. The first two wands backfired and Sirius can still clearly recall being told to halt his mischief even though he wasn’t doing anything. He was almost certain a failed third attempt would result in being pulled out of the shop by his ear. The third try proved to be his though, and there was no hiding the grin at realizing he had been given a core that could be just as mischievous as he was.

Amortentia: Freshly mowed grass, whiskey, and cigar smoke are the scents that seem hellbent on sticking around. The first comes from Sirius having used quidditch as an outlet during school. The second serves as a form of self-medicating (he’s fine - the drinking isn’t an issue and he knows when to stop before it turns into making shit life choices). Alcohol has been just as much a friend as his actual friends have been so there’s no giving it up at this point. Cigar smoke is a peculiar one since it’s specifically the brand his father smoked. There are few happy memories of Grimmauld Place but the scent is familiar and enough to serve as a reminder that he still has people back there that he misses.

Boggart: When time came for facing boggarts at Hogwarts, Sirius did the unexpected and stuck to the back of the line of students. While many would have expected him to go running head on into the class experience, a boggart wasn’t on his priority list. Certainly not when that meant the risk of students and a professor being able to put a face to the shrill tone that came from his mother’s howlers. Things got as far as the sound of high heels echoing from the closet before he mumbled riddikulus and replaced what would have been his mother’s rapid approach with marbles rolling across the classroom floor. It was before anyone could speculate since he didn’t want questions about his homelife to come about. More recently, things have come down to fearing Regulus dying. A rather ridiculous fear considering his own well-being should be on the list and the rather tense relationship between them as of recent, but there’s a layer of guilt. That guilt has lingered ever since he left home without so much as a looking back. Regulus was the opposite — the golden child of the two siblings — and Sirius hasn’t stopped presuming the worst since leaving him behind in their family’s clutches.

Patronus OR No Patronus: Happiness has been hard to find as of recent and Sirius is good at faking it. He can produce a patronus if needed, with its corporeal form taking on the shape of a dog that is similar to his animagus form. Moments of happiness are few and Sirius has no shame in admitting he relies on memories of goofing off with his friends or Mrs. Potter’s hugs as a way of fueling the spell.

Writing Sample:

The tears had come from nowhere, and Sirius hadn’t even summoned the courage to walk up the path that led to the Potter’s home. A mix of fear, frustration, and exhaustion pooled in his stomach. He had taken to playing with the muggle lighter he kept on him from the very moment the Knight Bus dropped him off a street away from his best friend’s home.

Worse yet, he didn’t have it in him to light one of the blunts or take a sip from the flask in his jacket pocket. Too emotional and too much trauma surrounding the argument that ensued before it came to his name getting blasted off the family tapestry. It was something he had assumed would happen eventually. A threat that had lingered since the day his mother realized it was somewhat effective. He had merely figured she would have waited until he was of age to do something instead of acting a year earlier than he anticipated.

She hadn’t opted for using her fists or her wand to get her point across, and that was something Sirius was grateful for. There would have been no explanation if he showed up bloodied or bruised in a spot that wasn’t easily hidden by his robes. The moment spent trying to summon the courage and mask of happiness he usually plastered on felt like an eternity.

He didn’t have his watch on him, but it had to have been five minutes of standing on the sidewalk with a blank expression and his trunk clutched firmly in his hand. No one passed by though, so he was able to remain there uninterrupted.

Another moment, then the teen took a steadying breath. His lip quivered as he headed toward the Potter’s, fist shaking once he reached up to knock on the door. The door opened and Sirius was appalled to be face-to-face with Euphemia. He had grown far too used to keeping up the persona of being the life of the party. Always smiling, grateful to be welcomed as a guest, and quick to make sure mannerisms from back home didn’t pop up while over. He couldn’t summon any of it, though, instead shifting uncomfortably on the balls of his feet. Sirius didn’t make eye contact when she asked if things were okay, simply hiccoughing in response. It took a soft “Sirius,” and a hand on his shoulder to make him look up with an expression that was similar to a deer in headlights.

“Sorry, I-“ He trailed off before he got to stammering and quickly shook his head, wrapping his arms around his middle. “I shouldn’t have… but there’s nowhere else to… they… tapestry.” The words were barely a coherent sentence, but seemed to be enough to get the point across, earning a loud sob when he wasn’t asked anything else and was gently pulled in for a hug.

#tw: anxiety #tw: abuse #tw: marijuana #tw: depression #tw: alcohol #tag drop #take from me my lace (closet)#shut up and be happy (event)#oh well whatever never mind (musings)#hey babe your hair's alright (visage)#what's gonna be left of the world if you're not in it? (marauders)#my weekend's at an all time low (threads)#i'm not angry anymore well sometimes i am (about)#i don't think badly of you well sometimes i do (regulus)#raise a little hell (records)

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myevilmouse · 2 years

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20!!! (For the asks about writing)

Oh this is a gift of an ask, anon!! I could go on and on about these, but I’ll limit myself or else we'd be here all night ❤

I do like using references to my other fic in my fic, and here are some examples of those little easter eggs that are in my stories. I tried to pick ones that haven’t come up much in comments or been highlighted for Trivia Tuesday.

· The Imperial uniform referenced for roleplaying funtimes in my Evilmousetober 2020 Day 3 drabble is the same one from Conduct Unbecoming.

· Mistress Cyvia, the dance instructor in The Warrior’s Dancer, is named after a famous Polish dancer and teacher, likewise the Nijin’skii Academy is named after the magnificent Nijinsky.

· Luke’s lovesick student in Containment is none other than D’tan from Fan Mail

· The Twi’lek story chain that Tionne mentions reading in Fan Mail is referencing Luke’s torrid night of passion with Sienn’rha in The Warrior’s Dancer

· In several of my fics I allude to the fact that Pryce went caving as a child and is good with knots (Unity, Imitation, Dis Manibus, probably more). Also all the knots I use in my fics are real knots. I research them and try to describe them when I find good ones 😊

And little pieces of trivia:

· Every fic I’ve written has the word “preposterous” in it—something my husband requested when I first started ficcing, and so it always makes an appearance.

· All my Luke/Mara stories start with the letter C for no reason other than the first few did by accident so I started to do it on purpose…The first one I did it with deliberately was Catalysts, I think. Likewise all the chapters in Common Thread start with a C. Speaking of Common Thread, I fully intend to continue that little ficlet series, although it’s been a while.

· Both Interpreter Chapter 5 and all of Corporeal have a ridiculous amount of Shakespearean words from Macbeth incorporated within. I sometimes make a “cool word list” and try to write them into my stories just as a fun exercise for the author 😊 If I do my job right, you can’t tell where I’ve shoved them in…

· Speaking of Interpreter, the duplicitous Lieutenant Rees is a thinly-veiled Imperial!Luke.

· When I have Thrawn quote military proverbs, it’s always Sun Tzu.

· The ficlet I wrote to celebrate 400 Thranto works on AO3--Everything to Lose-- is exactly 400 words.

· Strangers When We Meet is named after a David Bowie song

· The artists referenced in Conflicting Aesthetics are “real” either canon/EU GFFA artists or Earth artists with only one “made up” for the story—the Chiss one.

· I invented Pono hounds and used them in multiple fics. I also reference tabloid media SpaceStars in multiple fics as well as The Annual Stormtrooper Relief Fund Ball. I like reusing my own inventions!

· The brown-haired short Rebel who kidnaps Seta in Conflicting Aesthetics is indeed meant to be Princess Leia

· Cary Janson in Conflicting Aesthetics is named after Cary Elwes because he’s related to Wes Janson and I think Westley=Cary

· In Finding Release, Thrawn actually did manage to get himself out of the cuffs, as evidenced by the fact he was able to change his shirt. However Pryce (and many readers, no doubt) missed that rather subtle clue. The man had a strategy and would not be swayed from his course 😈💙

· In Complementary Aesthetics, Seta unwittingly paints many iconic locations in the life of one Luke Skywalker, including his Tatooine sunset moment, Dagobah, Hoth, and Bespin. There are quite a few more hidden references in that fic but since I’m still posting it (next chapter up tomorrow) I won’t say more at the risk of spoilers!

OK i think I’ll stop there! But feel free to click on that Trivia Tuesday link if you want more fun meta from my fics, headcanons, behind the scenes, etc. Thank you so much anon, have a devastatingly gorgeous smile in thanks:

#myfic #asks #i like asks #trivia #bts #behind the scenes #meta #i have this headcanon #thryce #thrawn #luke skywalker #luke x all the ladies #thrawn x all the ladies #fandom #fandom meme #fanfic is for fun #my thoughts #thank you!

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feralaot · 3 years

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Could I ask for some random hcs about mike/miche?

here’s a fun fact, mike was my favorite character before reiner but I still like him a lot

Mike Zacharias headcanons

warnings: mention of weed and wine

modern setting for some

I feel like in a modern setting he’d be the perfect example of a modern hippie. he’d definitely rock a fit like this

he even smokes weed 💀 he offers it to his friends but the only ones who ever really take him up on the offer are hange and nanaba

seasonal allergies whoop his ass every single time like how can someone have THAT much of a reaction

he’s almost always wearing sunglasses, even indoors. he claims he does it so it doesn’t break up his outfit (almost all of his outfits include glasses or sunglasses of some kind)

DIMPLES 🙏

he’s really involved in environmental activism and lives a very “green” lifestyle, e.g. he has an electric car, uses led bulbs, and doesn’t eat meat very often

when he’s the passenger in someone’s car he has his head out the window the whole time taking in the smell of the scenery. literally a dog

he LOVES david bowie and consequentially his favorite movie is labyrinth (1986)

he’s a wine mom 💀 he knows a good wine when he smells one and could probably hunt down a vintage wine in an entire cellar. he’s a self proclaimed sommelier

everyone seems to agree that he’s great piggyback ride material + he’s really strong so he can carry someone for a long time anyway. it’s a very common occurrence for nanaba to be seen clutching onto his back like a little child just being carried around everywhere. levi too sometimes but levi will deny it ever happened

his favorite animals are highland cows because he feels like he can relate to them ✨ but on the other hand, monkeys scare the shit out of him

#okay yeah I still love him #shingeki no kyoujin #snk #aot #mike zacharias #miche zacharias #mike zacharias headcanons #miche zacharias headcanons #headcanons #anon #requests #feralshcs #attack on titan

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alumi-san · 4 months

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Headcanons for sport quartet (+rajbow)

- Raj has a dog named Snowball, and Wayne has a cat named Snowflake.

- Wayne and Raj are actually childhood friends.

- Wayne and Raj like to share clothes with each other.

- They also stay for the night in each other's houses pretty often.

- Wayne has one younger sibling. He's *THE* biggest big bro you can imagine.

- Raj is indian, canadian.

- When Raj came out to his family as gay (despite them already knowing that because of Total Drama), they were really happy and supportive of him.

- Bowie is glad that his bf family is so supportive. He wishes his own could be like this.

- Raj family loves Bowie! They always invite him to stay on dinner.

- Raj has two older siblings who love to tease him (lovingly, of course). He loves them.

- Wayne and Raj have a rule called "you're sibling my sibling." So yeah, they share siblings.

- Bowie is the only child, but if he had a sibling, he would kill them.

Raj: Oh, come on, Bow, don't say that! Look at me and my siblings. Sure, they can be a little annoying, but I still love them!

Bowie: Raj honey, you and your siblings have the same DNA and were raised by the same people as you. So they like big annoying but still sweet copies of you. If I had an older/younger sibling with the same DNA, living with me and being a big/little annoying, sassy copie of me. In that case, if not me, then they will kill me. This world is too big for two Bowies, and I would want to make sure that the best one survives.

- Bowie calls Raj "Ra-Ra," and Raj calls Bowie "Bow," "Bower," and "Snowie."

- Someone say that Raj is carrying Bowie, others, that Bowie carries Raj. Wrong! They both carry each other.

- Chase was Emma's first boyfriend.

- I already mentioned this. Bowie, Wayne, and Raj are protective of Emma when it comes to Chase.

- Emma is not actually her name. Her real name is Emily. The reason why she uses a different name is because when she and Chase started dating, he said that "Emma" sounds a lot cooler for their show. So, she started to refer herself as Emma on social media. When she tells this to the boys, they immediately say that Emily sounds better than Emma.

Bowie: Plus, nobody will confuse you with Emma from TRR now.

After TDI, she started to use her real name (while the boys have another reason to kill Chase).

- Emma is a tennis girl. It's the only sport she's invested in.

- Favorite ice cream tastes: Wayne- vanilla; Raj- strawberry; Bowie- chocolate; Emma- gum.

- Bowie is the brain, Wayne and Raj are the strength, and Emma is the heart of the group.

- The sport quartet is very protective of each other.

#total drama #total drama 2023 #td #tdi 2023 #td bowie #tdi emma #td wayne #td raj #td chase #rajbow #total drama headcanons #sport quartet

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thefemalejamespotter · 3 years

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even more of my marauders headcanons.

Every single year, the marauders get horrendous Christmas jumpers. Sirius' alway have some sort of dirty joke on them, James normally has a stag (of course) they find really embarrassing ones for Peter and Remus' usually conclude of one saying 'I prefer Halloween' or something along those lines. He burned the jumper in 1981.

One time the marauders decided to try and start a band, but they broke up after a day because James didn't want to just playing David Bowie and ABBA music.

Arthur's obsession with muggle things first started in his sixth year, when Sirius first joined. He saw one of Sirius' records and started asking about it, so Sirius showed him the record player. Arthur then spent most of his sixth and seventh year talking to Remus and Sirius about muggle stuff, even though Sirius only knew about the music.

James is incredibly scared of the ocean and any animals in it. The others constantly tease him about it, but they helped him get over it when they all went to the beach one Christmas holiday and despite the water being freezing all dove off the peer into the sea together.

Lily has kissed all the marauders. Obviously, she married James but her first kiss was Remus when they were studying in the library. They saw a couple sneaking off and making out, and Lily was complaining that she'd never been kissed, so Remus y'know... Gave her a quick peck. (it was supposed to be on the cheek, but she turned her head at the wrong time) and she kissed Peter in a game of spin the bottle and kissed Sirius the first time she got drunk. Everyone found it halarious.

Alice Fawcett wanted to work in a muggle circus as a lion tamer, because she could use magic to do train the lion, but you know... ✨Child soilders✨

Remus' mother was Welsh, and he was fully fluent in it. Sometimes when he and Sirius were arguing, they'd start yelling at each other in Welsh/French, even though they had no idea what the other was saying.

Lily's favourite animal was a bumblebee. She liked them because they helped flowers grow, looked adorable and they could sting Snape on her command.

Regulus' bogart was his brother, telling him he was leaving and that he never wanted to see him again. His most embarrassing memory was in his fifth year when he had to face a bogart in front the class. When Sirius walked out, he ran out the room.

Lucius and Narcissa was a beard couple, and neither of them are straight.

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peppermint2d · 3 years

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Love your hcs!!!! Can I get some for Murdoc? <3

Of course! Thank you so much for your ask, you literally made our day we've been freaking out since we got it! These headcanons are a little all over the place, but we hope you like them ♥ If you liked this, please send us an ask!

tw: Murdoc

Assorted Murdoc Headcanons

is a midnight snacker and likes to snack especially after sex

will cook an actual meal at 1 a.m.

an actual meal meaning kraft mac and cheese

he loves driving but has terrible road rage

but most of the time he doesn't have a license because of his DUIs

because he can't drive, you have to drive him around, and he is the WORST BACKSEAT DRIVER

he yells nonstop

"Take the left"

"Google says to go straight"

"Who is smarter me or google?"

he puts his shoes up on the dash and leaves dirt there

he is always late everywhere "it's fashionable, love"

he blasts music too, so loud you can't hear the GPS, so loud he broke the speakers

he will talk about how he is better than what is playing unless it's David Bowie

he sings along loud too

if the music isn't making you deaf, then he is

he loves to fuck with the buttons in the car, always moving the windows up and down and adjusting his seat

sometimes you gotta put him in the backseat with the child lock on so he will stop moving the windows and opening the doors while you're driving

he also tries to GRAB THE WHEEL WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING

one time you had to use a dog collar to leash him to the backseat so he won't climb into the front and TOUCH THE STEERING WHEEL

he doesn't mind the collar because he's a kinky bastard

"babe make the collar tighter babe"

"Murdoc shut up I'm literally trying to drive"

he sticks his head out of the window like a dog

if the other cars are bad drivers he will stick his head out and yell at them and you gotta drag him back in like cyborg noodle in stylo

he cracks dad jokes and they are really bad

"Wanna grab lunch? Are you hungry?"

"I'm not hungry, I'm Murdoc!"

cue the sound of everyone groaning cuz it's the third time he's said that joke today

We thought long and hard about what his ice cream order would be and we decided on:

a waffle cone since he likes to use his tongue 🥵

fruity flavours like rainbow sherbet, cotton candy, and definitely piña colada

he tops it all off with whipped cream, rainbow sprinkles, and a cherry

He does the thing where he ties the stem of the cherry to really show off what his tongue does 😏

Ficlet

"Murdoc, this is a bad idea... You don't even like chocolate!" You really didn't think that bringing your boyfriend to an ice cream shop would become this intense.

"Love, bad idea is my middle name." He licked his lips and turned to the cashier. "I want to do the banana split challenge."

The cashier was in shock. The Banana split challenge has never been successfully completed. Many have tried and many were fools. "Are you sure you want to try it, sir? You only get five minutes..."

"No, Murdoc, this is insane. We have to go meet the band after this for dinner. This will spoil your appetite!" You tugged on his arm, trying to break the determined stare he was giving the challenge advert.

"Garçon," he said with a bad french accent and too much flair, "bring me the banana!"

All the other patrons were looking at you two now. Whispers filling the air. "Not the challenge..." "He has so much still to live for..." "Another gone too soon..." "What is a banana..."

You took the table for two by the window since Murdoc wanted "the pedestrians to know of my greatness!" You ate your scoop while he waited for the server to prepare the dish, trying to avoid the gazes of those looking at you and your green man.

"Now, let's talk strategy." Murdoc reached out his hand in a gimme motion. Usually, that hand gesture meant that he had a new lyric to write down and that he needed your purse notebook, however this time, he started to sketch his enemy. "I say I eat the banana first. Give the ice cream time to melt so that I won't spend so long trying to break off pieces, yeah?"

"I mean, I guess, but wouldn't liquid ice cream take up more room in your stomach than solid?" You pointed out.

"Love, if the ice cream is solid, I'll have a brain freeze!"

"That only happens to people with brains, you should be fine."

"You wound me."

When the banana float arrived, it was monstrous. Even though Murdoc may act like a child, they used adult sized portions.

The whole thing may as well be bigger than your head. You stared wide-eyed as they placed it down on the table with an audible thud. Murdoc, however, only seemed to grow even more excited. “You’re really doing this?” you looked at him with the last bit of hope that maybe he’d just give up.

“I am.”

“You’re ridiculous.”

“Oh shut up.” You listened as the employee who brought out the ice cream quickly explained the rules of the little competition one last time. 5 minutes. Finish the ice cream. Then finally, they set the timer.

Murdoc wasted no time, immediately working through the ice cream. It was, quite a sight, you thought. Like a little kid presented with dessert, eating as fast as they could. It was actually very amusing. Kinda gross, but still amusing. He tried his best to go along with his plan, moving the ice cream around to eat the banana first. It seemed though, that he did not account for how fast he could eat the banana. “It’s still so frozen.” he pouted as he tried to scoop off bits of ice cream, breaking the scoops up in what you assumed to be an attempt to melt it faster.

“It’s ice cream, Mudz. I don’t know what you expected.”

“Ha ha.” he rolled his eyes at you, then turning back to the huge bowl in front of him he committed to just eating the incredibly cold, and still not liquid, ice cream.

He ate all that a lot faster than you expected him to. You could only imagine the brain freeze, or how cold that would feel on your teeth. Murdoc seemed unfazed though. He powered through. And you weren’t sure if it was a surprise to you or not, he finished on time. You were shocked he ate all that in so little time but the more you thought about it, was it really that surprising? This is Murdoc we’re talking about here. When the timer went off, the employees came out to cheer for him, and the other patrons as well. Apparently, no one had ever done that before. Murdoc however, had pushed the large bowl away from him and had his head laying face down on the table.

“Mudz? You alright?”

“Brain freeze.” he groaned back at you, but he still didn’t lift his head.

“Oh you poor thing. You’ll live.” you rolled your eyes at him, but he still didn’t move. “Come on, you beat your challenge, we gotta go now.” you stood up and walked around the table to his side, nudging him slightly.

“Noooo it’s so bad, love, you have no idea.”

“Babe, I’ve had brain freeze before.”

“Not like this.”

You rolled your eyes at him again, not that it did much as he was barely looking at you. “You did this to yourself.”

“I’m dying.”

“You’re not dying.”

“I am.” You stared down at him, and after a moment, decided it was enough of his whining. “Ok, we’re going now, let’s go.” You pulled him up by his shoulders, then dragged him up the rest of the way. The whole time he complained and whined. He really was a child. The whining continued as you dragged him out of the shop, out to the parking lot and into the car. Constant mumbling of “brain freeze” and “love it hurts so bad” had you wanting to laugh at him if it weren’t for the fact that you were the one putting up with him. Even in the car, his whining continued.

“Murdoc you’ve been whining about your damn brain freeze longer than that stupid challenge even lasted.”

“Cuz it hurts.”

“Well, what do you want me to do? I told you not to eat all that.”

“Alright, mom.”

“Ugh” His whining continued on and on for what seemed like forever to you. You blocked it out after a while. Then suddenly, he just stopped. “Hey babe,” he said, and you looked over at him to see him staring at you with a shit-eating grin. Well, that was a change in mood.

“Yeah?” you asked him, almost cautiously.

“I won that challenge.” Oh. That’s where he was going.

You sighed, “Yeah, you did.”

“Told you I could.”

“Mhm.”

“I think that calls for celebration. And also, an apology from you love. For doubting me.” You looked at him again to see him wiggling his eyebrows, one of those signature Murdoc smirks on his face.

“You’re gross.”

#i love you anon #ask #murdoc niccals #murdoc #murdoc gorillaz #gorillaz headcanons #gorillaz fanfiction #gorillaz fandom

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queenminniemgee · 3 years

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Some Sirius Black Headcanons!

here's my first post! hope you like it :)

designated drama queen of gryffindor house.

was the first to transform into an animagus out of the three of them, a black dog, and would often go on walks through hogsmead with moony.

was taught to play the violin and piano as a child. he plays exceptionally well, but only plays when he's alone and upset.

looked up to his older cousin andromeda. 'if she could make it out, so could he.'

would stay up late in gryffindor common room opening up to lily evans about his twisted family, and in return lily talking about her troubled relationship with her sister petunia.

late night dancing in the common room with moony.

marlene and sirius being each others 'beards' and having an absolute whale of a time while doing so.

james potter was his brother. end of story.

sirius would have really good days, but also really bad days. luckily remus was always there for him with cuddles and tea.

played quidditch for a while, but ended up giving it up in seventh year (i like to think he was either keeper or beater.)

his boggart is himself but with all the traits and expectations of being a true black, including the dark mark on his arm and wearing all the black family rings.

when he turned 17, gryffindor common room blasted 'dancing queen' by ABBA for the entire day. "It's my birthday song Prongs, get over it!"

ran away from 12 grimmuald place in sixth year after walburga and orion attempted to give him the dark mark, ending with sirius on the receiving end of multiple crucio curses and his name blasted from the black family tree.

would often get panic attacks at the worst of times.

eyeliner. lots of eyeliner.

smol bean, like 5'7 or 5'8 ish?

wasn't as confident as he seemed.

sirius' bed becomes scarcely used from fourth year onwards, because why sleep there when remus' bed is so warm and comfy?

tied his hair up in a bun with his wand.

l o v e d Queen, David Bowie, ABBA, you name it, he had the record.

'punk rock' but was secretly a softie.

terrified of spiders.

favourite subjects were transfiguration and divination (only because he could make up whatever 'prediction' he wanted, and get full marks!)

uncle alphard was his favourite relative (besides andromeda ofc) and would often slip sirius a drink of firewhisky while his parents backs were turned.

had been obsessed with the idea of getting his own motorbike after he saw one displayed in the muggle artifacts museum in 5th year.

a true gryffindor, no matter his blood.

like for a part 2 maybe? thanks for reading!

#sirius black #headcanons #wolfstar #noble house of black #sirius orion black #random #first post #padfoot #marauders #animagus #gryffindor #harry potter #wizarding world

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lachambers-central · 4 years

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After doing the last social media post thing, I’ve just gotten a shit ton of modern Stand By Me characters Headcanons in how they’d tackle social media being teens in 2020, so here they are:

STAND BY ME AS GEN Z HEADCANONS

- Chris Chambers & Gordie Lachance are aesthetic bitches, Chris doesn’t try to be, Gordie does

- Teddy has a meme page. This is not up to debate. He SOO has a meme page. His entire personal ig is a meme. He also has a Twitter account where he posts questionable things, a reddit account, and yes he’s been on 4-Chan

- Chris would get TikTok famous for no reason because he’s cute.

- Gordie would be a FanFiction Writer. He’s a damn Wolfstar shipper, and is convinced Sirius and Lupin had a thing.

- Vern would be pretty chill. Feel like he’d watch a lot of food videos for no reason. Be that person that posts a pic once every 3 years.

- Vern would have some social media where he has the most followers of all, an anonymous account, in which no one knows about. Maybe full on “Girl Online”, secret famous blog shit.

- Vern would Film videos / take pictures of Teddy at random and just post them everywhere. Teddy is a living meme.

- Teddy would take pictures of Vern, but they wouldn’t be as memeable.

- They all speak Vine fluently.

- Teddy would probs have made a famous vine that would be in all the compilations.

- Chris Chambers would wear a DAMN flower crown at some point and people would loose their shit.

- Gordie is the sassiest person in the world, he’d like sassily review books on TikTok or something and it would be endearing.

- Gordie’s official nickname would be boomer, because he’s a boomer at heart

- Chris would have some subs on YouTube where he posts guitar covers of songs

- Vern would be a total superhero fanboy. No one loves the MCU like this boy. He’s read a shit ton of comics as well.

- Vern is a total Hufflepuff, Gordie is a Ravenclaw, Chris is a Gryffinpuff, and Teddy is a damn Slytherin, don’t @ me

- They’d have a group chat named like “dumb bitches” or something

- The cobras would also have a damn group chat

- Chris and Gordie would be lowkey about their relationship, unless someone says something homophobic, because then they’ll flaunt that shot around because they have 0 fucks to give about your hate

- Chris cried at Toy Story 3, Gordie did not

- Gordie is litterally “One black coffee”

- Gordie likes: John Mulaney, Taylor Swift, Ben Platt, some musical songs, Harry Potter (but only the books), Classic literature (huge nerd). Gordie would’ve had a Dan and Phil phase, little emo child.

- Chris likes: Queen, Elton John, David Bowie, he’s that bitch. Yes he likes to read. Chris would’ve had a 1D phase. I can just feel it. Brendon Urie would be his damn sexual awakening.

- Teddy likes: memes (no shit), he’s that bitch who’d go to the Area 51 raid. He watches a lot of stand up. Daniel Sloss, Daniel Tosh. He loves to be controversial, but trolling. Yes, Teddy would be obsessed with World War 2 (he practically already was), he’d make a shit ton of memes about it. Rap music in general.

- Vern likes: to use his phone to ignore social interaction. Harry Potter (especially the films), Stranger Things probably, horror movies even though they scare the shit out of him. Taylor Swift.

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I’m gonna stop there, might do some more of this, because this was fun ☺️ might do another one discussing quarantine, because apparently that just does not exist in my little social media world 😅

Feel free to add onto this or disagree with everything I just said 😆

#stand by me #stand by me 1986 #stand by me headcanons #lachambers #chris chambers #gordie lachance #vern tessio #teddy duchamp

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disgraceddogstar · 4 years

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Sirius Orion Black III

birthday: november 3rd house: gryffindor blood status: pureblood loyalty: order of the phoenix clubs: astronomy, astronomy homework, dueling zodiac: scorpio mbti: enfp-t (campaigner) alignment: chaotic good

✓ Humor ——- “Did you like question ten, Moony?”

He is barking laughter and poorly timed jokes, puns upon puns - seriously. A grin as wide as the day is long, carefree and easy. Light in the black of war; white sheep in the Black family. His good humor has covered him and carried him through all that he’s seen. It’s as much a shield for himself as it is those with whom he surrounds himself.

✓ Loyal ——- “Died rather than betray your friends, as we would have done for you!”

He is fierce, heart full for those he holds dear. Not many are kept that close, but there is no hesitation when asked to give his life. Warmth and comfort, in the crook of his smile and the corners of his eyes. Brilliance and steadfast companionship: a dog is man’s best friend.

✓/✕ Strong-Minded | Judgemental ——- “Besides, the world isn’t split into good people and Death Eaters. We’ve all got both light and dark inside us.”

He is a tree rooted to the earth, tall and proud. Unmoving and firm against the hailing storm. Beliefs, unwavering, unwilling to hear. Opposition is wrong, and he knows it as well as he knows the stories written in the night sky. He is strong-willed and stubborn; a brick wall would be more receptive. He thinks himself open-minded, but it is only another belief.

✕ Impulsive ——- “What is life without a little risk?”

He is snap decisions made in the heat of the moment. Turbulent and emotional, judgement shifts as easily as debris caught in the tide. Words, biting, leaving scars as easily as laughter erases them from his mind. Passing thoughts in an endless stream of chaos - why waste time paying mind to outcomes when you can just act?

✕ Rebellious ——- “There are things worth dying for!”

He is 2 am, leather, and a mess of discarded liquor bottles scattered about the floor. Blood-kissed knuckles and knuckle-kissed jaw. Smirks and sighs toppling from carved lips. Caught in a tempest, winds whipping his hair about his face, unable to see, blindly stumbling along, deafening roars threaten to consume him - one foot in front of the other. Raw magic crackling in the air, electricity against your skin; a beautiful sight when it implodes.

headcanons: (tw: mania, depression, alcohol, slurs, mentions of dysphoria, mentions of abuse)

Patronus: It’s commonplace that a Patronus will match a witch or wizard’s Animagus form, if they happen to be such, and Sirius is no exception. His Patronus takes the form of a dog, matching that of his Animagus counterpart: a bear-like German Shepherd. German Shepherds are known for being intelligent, loyal, and fiercely over-protective. Any close friend of his would attest to the fact that Sirius exemplifies those qualities. He is a bright wizard, and he would do anything for those he cares about.

Wand: As badly as Sirius sometimes wishes his wand was made from Dogwood (think of the irony! the puns! the beauty of the universe!), he was chosen by a Cypress wood wand with a Dragon Heartstring core, 15 inches, rigid.

“Cypress wands are associated with nobility. The great medieval wandmaker, Geraint Ollivander, wrote that he was always honoured to match a cypress wand, for he knew he was meeting a witch or wizard who would die a heroic death. Fortunately, in these less blood-thirsty times, the possessors of cypress wands are rarely called upon to lay down their lives, though doubtless many of them would do so if required. Wands of cypress find their soul mates among the brave, the bold and the self-sacrificing: those who are unafraid to confront the shadows in their own and others’ natures.”

Sirius won’t think about the wandlore behind cypress wands and their masters dying a heroic death until the fleeting, infinite moment in which he begins to fall in the Department of Mysteries. He will think it ironic, then, that his death is hardly heroic at all; that, naturally, James and Lily had far more heroic deaths than him. (He will also think about finally, finally reuniting with them again, and he will think of how sorry he is for leaving Remus and Harry behind, but James, here I come.)

“As a rule, dragon heartstrings produce wands with the most power, and which are capable of the most flamboyant spells. Dragon wands tend to learn more quickly than other types. While they can change allegiance if won from their original master, they always bond strongly with the current owner. The dragon wand tends to be easiest to turn to the Dark Arts, though it will not incline that way of its own accord. It is also the most prone of the three cores to accidents, being somewhat temperamental.”

It is of interest to note that dragon wands tend to be easily swayed towards the Dark Arts. Sirius thinks it should be noted, and then he will tell it to fuck right off, thank you very much. He knows that, had things gone just a little differently, he wouldn’t have had any difficulty using Dark Magic; in fact, he’d have been rather adept at it. Sirius laughs at the notion - and would like to tell the Dark Lord that he can fuck right off, too.

Sirius is a very quick learner. He is intelligent and, when he puts his mind to a task, he is able to stay determined and focused. Magic runs strong in his veins, so it’s only natural he be paired with a wand that is able to keep up with him and his raw power. That being said, however, Sirius’ magic is - too often - unpredictable. It has been since he was a child, and he still experiences outbursts of unintentional magic when his emotions get the better of him; the dragon wand nurtures his accidental magic, at times.

&--------Little Lion Man

He is named for the Dog Star, the most brilliant star in the sky, visible from anywhere on Earth - an actuality he embraces and carries with him from the moment he is able to understand its meaning. Ancient namings signify he is scorching, sparkling, bringing destruction and rebirth. He is important, and his name informs everyone of such.

But he is the point of Canis Major, a hunting dog, ever looking towards his master, Orion. Later, he would think it ironic that he was intended to obediently follow the hunter across the sky. When he was young, though, he did follow his father, his master, with wide eyes and a thirst to learn, to emulate. He did, after all, carry his father’s name as one of his own. He thought it only right that he be his hunter. He learned quickly enough to leave Orion Black be.

His name embraces the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black - a reality he despises when he is older. He is taught to believe that to be a Black, to be a Pureblood is to be royalty. He believes it.

He spends the majority of his childhood being trained to be the perfect Pureblood heir, to be the perfect Black. He attends many Pureblood-only balls and events, and is taught the proper way to mingle with other Purebloods. He learns manners and etiquette, and he is expected to be a proper child. There are never many other children at the balls, but he is reminded that it is improper to run about and make a fool of oneself like ordinary children; he is, after all, anything but ordinary.

How could he be? His name attests to his brilliance.

&--------My Manic & I

Sirius is living with undiagnosed Bipolar 1 Disorder. It won’t ever be diagnosed or named in-game since they’re living in the 70s (it’s still fairly misunderstood now), but it definitely affects him. I feel like his upswings are pretty intense, and it usually results in him wanting to be out all the time and doing things, and he feels infallible and invincible, and he’s a lot more likely to be reckless (even more so than what is typical for him) and make snap decisions. He definitely has a tendency towards dangerous ideas that he thinks are absolutely brilliant (see: the Prank with Snape). On the other end of it, though, Sirius’ lows are very low, and he self-medicates with alcohol when he’s suffering from the worst of his depression (see: pretty much all of Order of the Phoenix). But I don’t think that Sirius recognizes the depression as such. It’s a lot easier for him to acknowledge when he’s feeling great and on top of the world as opposed to when he’s feeling like shit and struggles with getting out of bed in the morning. He’s a lot more likely to hide that side of himself, too, and play it off with a smirk and light-hearted joke at someone else’s expense. He became an expert at hiding his emotions at a young age, after all.

&--------I Want to Break Free

If someone were to ask Sirius his gender and sexuality, he would quirk a brow and scoff and let out a bark of laughter because what sort of daft question is that? But, secretly. he enjoys the company of both men and women.

Sirius doesn’t remember the exact moment when he realized that he was attracted to men. Maybe it was sometime in his third year, when he had accompanied James to watch the Quidditch team practice. Maybe he had caught himself staring at one of the seventh years - a boy with shaggy brown hair and a strong jaw - as he flew around the Pitch. Maybe he had felt the distinct swoop in his stomach as he had watched, and maybe he had imagined what it would be like to kiss the older boy.

But Sirius only really remembers being too afraid to say anything to James, Remus, and Peter, being afraid that it would change everything and they would think him a freak that they didn’t want to be friends with, anymore. Especially after his “prank” on Snape in 5th year, Sirius doesn’t want to do anything that could again alienate him from his friends. They’re all he really has.

Something else he would never admit to is the many times he has passed frilly shop windows and imagined being able to wear whatever clothes he wants that he sees, or wished he could be as comfortable in his own skin as David Bowie, or Freddie Mercury. Sirius doesn’t always feel exactly right in the body he has, and he doesn’t understand it even a little bit. After all, it’s hard enough to deal with the war; he doesn’t want to even begin to focus on the whole gender bit.

In modern terminology, he would identify as gender-fluid demiromantic pansexual, but that’s too fancy and way ahead of his time, so all he knows is that he’s queer - just another way in which he would have disappointed his family.

&--------The best thing that has ever happened:

“I know that you will make us proud, Sirius.”

No one ever expected Sirius to be a Gryffindor; he certainly hadn’t when he had stepped up to the stool to be sorted his first year at Hogwarts. His entire family had come from Slytherin. He even knew that, somewhere in his lineage, he was related to Salazar Slytherin himself. But as Sirius’ attention had drifted to the far table of green and silver, he had felt a tug in his stomach that he hadn’t really understood.

….“GRYFFINDOR!”

He ignored the shouts and jests coming from the Slytherin table to rightfully take his place amongst the lions of Hogwarts. He was joined, thankfully, by James and the redhead he had met with the greasy boy (he was grateful - and always would be - that the greasy one ended up in Slytherin).

It wasn’t before he was whisked away to his dorm and he got to know his fellow dormmates: one sickly-looking boy named Remus and a short, ordinary boy named Peter. Sirius thought he could do without Remus and Peter. Who needed them when he had James, his best friend? But Remus and Peter did prove themselves when they turned the greasy boy’s hair a bright shade of pink for a week. That, Sirius decided, was enough to earn his respect.

The four of them quickly became inseparable, and Sirius decided that being a Lion was worth the consequent Howlers he received, even if meant returning from the Christmas hols with bruises hidden beneath scratchy sweaters.

&--------And the worst: "Blood traitor! Filth! Scum!“

He tried not to cry out as his mother punished him one final time for being an insolent disgrace; he wouldn’t give her the pleasure. He was worse for the wear, however, when she finished with him and sent him off to think about his disobedience. Again. Sirius sat, on the edge of his bed, trembling; it was out of his control. He thought, but it didn’t take long for him to realize what he must do.

He needed to leave.

He hastily threw what belongings he could into his school trunk, gathering up anything he deemed important. He was able to perform a simple expansion and levitation charm - he decided he could deal with the Ministry later - and led his trunk out of his room. But he knew he needed to stop at his brother’s room before he left.

Sirius loved his brother and he has always loved his brother, but Regulus was not like him. He was weak-minded and bent to the wishes of their parents. Sirius always wanted to keep Regulus safe from them, from Mother, but he went to school and was sorted into Gryffindor and it changed. He became the disgrace, and it had been up to Regulus to be the perfect son. Sirius never wanted that for him, and he didn’t want that for him now. So he tried to bring Regulus with him. He wanted to ask, wanted him to leave and escape the hell they had grown up in.

But Regulus didn’t leave with him. He wasn’t like Sirius. He was an idiot, and he didn’t leave. So Sirius goes. But not before he watched as his mother blasted his name from the family tree.

(Sirius will always regret not making Regulus leave with him.)

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