The second cour of apothecary diaries is actually going to have me DYING because I know most of what's gonna happen and LMAOO THE ph my God seeing jinshi act the way he does but ANIMATED its going to kill me in the best way possible

trying to get over my obsession with severance and ted lasso, I decided to watch abbott elementary and: NEW ADDICTION JUST DROPPED. seriously every single episode is super funny and I simply love everything about it, the characters, the references, the writing! quinta brunson thank you for this I LOVE YOUR MIND

ps: the high quality slow burn that we are getting here??? uhhh I love it

Maybe I'm just grumpy because I'm always out of the loop (that's why I hate slang) but I'll bite: why is Julius Caesar's death an in-joke on here? It seems quite bizarre and idiotic to me. Why do you celebrate the death of man long gone? Is it a Shakespeare thjng? Because I don't want to remind you I hate Shakespeare and his stupid old English. I just don't get it.

Imagine being Julia and listening to your dad and his bandmate talk about how madly, deeply, and irretrievably in love they were with each other while he was married to your newly dead mom 😭 Like that shit is WILD but I can’t blame her for being converted into a daisybilly! True love is true love man.

imagine how present this whole thing must have been in their lives if thats the first thing she does after camila dies 😭 like ok mom just died so anyways dad tell me about the love of ur life u avoided talking about very loudly for 20 years!

"The snake looked like it had a morage."

Trevor Noah makes my sides hurt

[image id: a four-page comic. it is titled "immortality” after the poem by clare harner (more popularly known as “do not stand at my grave and weep”). the first page shows paleontologists digging up fossils at a dig. it reads, “do not stand at my grave and weep. i am not there. i do not sleep.” page two features several prehistoric creatures living in the wild. not featured but notable, each have modern descendants: horses, cetaceans, horsetail plants, and crocodilians. it reads, “i am a thousand winds that blow. i am the diamond glints on snow. i am the sunlight on ripened grain. i am the gentle autumn rain.” the third page shows archaeopteryx in the treetops and the skies, then a modern museum-goer reading the placard on a fossil display. it reads, “when you awaken in the morning’s hush, i am the swift uplifting rush, of quiet birds in circled flight. i am the soft stars that shine at night. do not stand at my grave and cry.” the fourth page shows a chicken in a field. it reads, “i am not there. i did not die” / end id]

a comic i made in about 15 hours for my school’s comic anthology. the theme was “evolution”

I wanna work on being funny :3c

“And I don’t think anybody should feel bad if they get diagnosed with a mental illness, ’cause it’s just information about you that helps you to know how to take better care of yourself.

“Being bipolar, there’s nothing wrong with it. Being bipolar is like not knowing how to swim. It might be embarrassing to tell people, and it might be hard to take you certain places. But they have arm floaties. And if you just take your arm floaties, you can go wherever the hell you want.

“And I know some of you are like, ‘But Taylor, what if people judge me for taking arm floaties?’ Well, those people don’t care if you live or die, so maybe who cares? Maybe fuck those people a little. I don’t know.”

Taylor Tomlinson, Look At You (2022)

just durge things 💕

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i’m a bit bummed at how little recognition NOPE has received this awards season i will say it

i voted for reigen

Some of you didn’t seem to understand how magic works in the sense of how you can access it. I’ll explain again.

If you gain magical power from making a deal with a more powerful being, you are a warlock. Sneaky lawyer.

If you gain magical power through teachings and studies, you are a wizard/artificer. (Artificers usually gain power through experimentation.)

If you gain magical power by pledging yourself to a cause, being, or idea, you are a paladin. Pretentious bitch.

If you gain magical power by praising a higher deity (and not making a deal), you are a cleric. Heal someone.

If you have magical power and you didn’t do anything to gain it, you are a sorcerer. Fuck you. Seriously, fuck you. The rest of us had to work for our shit.

If you gain magical power by protecting nature and caring for plants and animals, you are a Druid. Fucking hippie.

If you gain magical power from your desire to entertain and also fuck, you are a bard. Stop trying to seduce my dad.

La vida no te garantiza que siempre recibirás lo que des, pero todo aquello que des seguro reflejará por sí solo de lo que eres...

Priscila Alcívar

Thinking about how this must have felt...

Being able to freely move his body again, to feel some semblance of life after over a century of lying in that grave rotting. Up to this point, he's been so stiff, lumbering around arduously. But this is where he becomes more man than corpse.

And the first thing he does with his newfound life?

He dances with Lisa.

He knows there is a piano inside. He could go in and play it for her, he could finally play music after nearly 200 years without it. But he dances with Lisa.

With his new life, all he wants to do is be with Lisa. To touch her, love her, make her happy. He has all this energy and he gives it all to her. Everything is for her.