i cannot possibly be the first person who has had this idea

Reading a Terry Pratchett book is literally just: Here's a funny little joke Here's something that you can tell is a joke but don't get and will only figure out five years later Here's a surprisingly cool fantasy concept Here's a unique and well written simile Here's a lil guy Here's something that has aged depressingly well into the modern day Here's something that has aged remarkably queer into the modern day Here's a character that you can barely understand what he's saying Here is the most terrifying and deeply disturbing concept you have ever heard, casually mentioned Here is the dumbest fucking pun you've ever heard but in the best way Here is a quote so profound that it makes you view morality and the world in a different way Here is a plot twist that you can't tell if it's genius or stupid Congratulations! You've finished the book! It has fundamentally changed you as a person and you will never be the same!

me: Storytime—I Bought That Mysterious Amulet You Said Was Cursed ‼️‼️

my apprentice: why are you talking like that

me:

my apprentice: is it the curse

me: My Apology Video (I F*cked Up!) 😱 Should Have Listened To My Apprentice 😭

'Lay Waste' - Burn it all down, start anew.

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Illustration created in ProCreate on the IPadPro, it's been nice to draw something dragony for myself, it's been a while.

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Listening to 'Royalty' by Egzod, Maestro Chives and Neoni

computer angel

✨️ calling all Star Wars fans ✨️

Hello there tumblr!

While we Star Wars fans are anxiously waiting for the bad batch finale, I could use your help! In fact...

I am currently in the process of writing my master's thesis. My research is about age & Star Wars characters. The research is trying to investigate whether there is a difference in fans of different ages liking or disliking certain characters that appear throughout Episodes 1-9. The survey takes about 5-10 minutes to complete, is completely anonymous, and you must be 18+ to participate.

It would be ✨️ wizard ✨️ if you could share it with your friends, parents, siblings, or any other Star Wars fans you might know! Or even just reblogging this post for others to discover here on Tumblr 😊

It would mean the world (or galaxy hehe) if you would fill it out. If you did THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU, ALWAYS! ✨️✨️✨️

update on making my ocs into magical girls/boys/nbs

i'm trying v hard to draw on my ipad because otherwise it's just an expensive ebook reader but i think i still haven't found the brushes that are the right fit for me, or maybe i'm just trying to do work that isn't suited for the way i draw on a screen....i do appreciate being able to work on projects during lunchtime though

Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

hedonism is good actually rich people just suck at it

Original images by @xxziggystardust and @chillgamesh-the-swing

Hii guys. I'm just gonna copy what I wrote for the gofundme page:

Last night I received some bad news—my mother's cat, Maple, swallowed a needle and thread and had to have it surgically removed from her stomach. The surgery went well and Maple is fine, but it was not covered by insurance, and the bill has come to £3500. This is a large bill under the best of circumstances, but my mother and I are both disabled. She already works as hard as she possibly can already with two jobs, as well as looking after a 95 old man with a broken hip. I make what money I can through commissions, patreon, and shop sales but it's not enough, so I'm here to ask you guys for help. The funds will be going straight to my mother to pay the outstanding bill. I'm not yet sure of what the deadline to pay it is, I'll update with more information when I know more.

Donating to the gofundme is the most ideal way to help, but as I mention I also have commissions open, and I have a ko-fi store where you can purchase my brushes, csp models, and toyhouse profiles. Some samples of my work if you don't know me:

I'll also be opening pre-orders for the pdf edition of my comic that's releasing next month, and I'll be streaming working on that comic for most of today.

Even if you can't donate, reblogs would be greatly appreciated. Thank you for reading this far ❤

knitting tutorial made by a twenty-something knitting influencer: 18 min long, 12 of those minutes being the intro and a sponsor plug, they show the first few steps of the tutorial at the slowest speed known to man, they show the most important steps at a neck-break speed, they stop every five seconds to talk about what they just did, 40,000 comments filled with questions ranging from insightful to “how do i knit”, filmed with a camera that costs more than a car, the tutorial is incorrect.

knitting tutorial made by a seventy-something grandmother: two min long, filmed 17 years ago, shows you what you want with the skilled patient hands of a beloved deity, made with the world’s shittiest camera, the best video on the fucking internet, four comments and 30 views, you lose the video and never find it again.

i saw a line in a fic that struck me as supremely weird so it inspired me to make this poll:

basically the fic implied this was ONLY an american thing (and weird/ghoulish), and it left me pretty ??????? about things. plssss reblog so i get more than just americans.

interesting fact i have titanium in my spine