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the-gnomish-bastard · 9 months

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Some of you didn’t seem to understand how magic works in the sense of how you can access it. I’ll explain again.

If you gain magical power from making a deal with a more powerful being, you are a warlock. Sneaky lawyer.

If you gain magical power through teachings and studies, you are a wizard/artificer. (Artificers usually gain power through experimentation.)

If you gain magical power by pledging yourself to a cause, being, or idea, you are a paladin. Pretentious bitch.

If you gain magical power by praising a higher deity (and not making a deal), you are a cleric. Heal someone.

If you have magical power and you didn’t do anything to gain it, you are a sorcerer. Fuck you. Seriously, fuck you. The rest of us had to work for our shit.

If you gain magical power by protecting nature and caring for plants and animals, you are a Druid. Fucking hippie.

If you gain magical power from your desire to entertain and also fuck, you are a bard. Stop trying to seduce my dad.

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alvareus-the-sorcerer-of-seals · 9 months

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Y’all I’m cleaning out my junk because my dungeon got really fucking messy, I’m gonna be selling my old stuff at cheap prices, so if you have an apprentice that needs some equipment you can find some here

(Most of the stuff is untouched, I kinda bought it and forgor lmao)

I got:

Brooms(flying)~30 gold

Brooms(auto cleans your house for you)~30 silver, I don’t use them anyway

A shit ton of sceptres~15-20 gold each

Old wands~5 gold each

magical (gold)jewellery~50 gold each

Magical (silver)jewellery ~20 gold each

Wizard robes(didn’t wear them, I wanted to make copies of myself but scratched the idea)

Spell books beginnerlvl ~70 copper

Spell books intermediarylvl ~25 silver

Spell books advancedlvl ~50 gold

Magic rings(enhance magic power/stats/etc) ~20-40 gold

Magic swords(I killed a knight legion, they had OP shit but had no idea how to use it) ~60 gold

Enhanced magic knight armour~80 gold per set, I don’t sell pieces individually

Scrying glasses/black orbs ~90 copper each, I don’t scry often

Time seal scrolls(you throw it at stuff and it makes a barrier around it, stopping the time inside, good for food preservation) SINGLE USE~10 copper each

Time seal scrolls(same thing) 20 USES~ 20 silver each

Time seal scrolls(again same thing) INDEFINITE USE BUT CAN ONLY BE USED AT ONE OBJECT/LIVING THING IDK AT A TIME ~10 gold

A pran of cingles(really crispy chips, definitely not a can of Pringles)~1000 gold

NO REFUNDS

Hope y’all buy these, I have no idea where to put them

#yk what fuck you #wizardposting #unmatched stupidity #harold #wizard #dumb shit #shadow wizard money gang #wizard posting #dungeon sale #wizardblr #wizard island #wizardcore #wizard buisness #wizards #wizard internship #sword and sorcery #magic #i love hashtags #sexy wizard money gang

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goofys-left-ballsack · 14 days

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"Is it bubble gum pink?" No it's green, biohazardus, it has cobwebs and spiders if you listen really closely you can hear monster mash on repeat

#fucking stupid #unmatched stupidity #stupid

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mannequinswithkillappeal · 9 months

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the fact that everybody spent four years drawing devastatingly stylish and sultry femme!crowley and then he turned up with THESE LOOKS is just the funniest shit imaginable.

incredible scenes.

#good omens #crowley #david tennant #neil and the costume department and hair and makeup really looked at all that fan art and said you know what? 'fuck you'#and I respect it #I adore this stupid snake #this is literally the least cool being I have ever laid eyes on #can you BELIEVE he has the audacity to make fun of aziraphale for wearing tartan??#after aziraphale's lived through THESE looks???#the absolute cheek #the sheer unbridled self confidence #unmatched

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sagscrib · 24 days

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(former) evil god worshipper bonding

#sag’s sketches #bg3 #bg3 shadowheart #shadowheart bg3 #shadowheart #baldur’s gate 3 #bg3 tav #tav bg3 #sag ocs #lestreval #he’s fucking stupid sorry.#‘yeah i felt an unmatched closeness with my god’s ancient enemy but i’m still devout. i’m as devout as ever. more so even’

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misspoetree · 2 years

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KinnPorsche + Text Posts: Tankhun Edition

[Themed Editions 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | ?]

[Episode Editions]

#Tong gave us his EVERYTHING during the world tour and during his performance as Tankhun #so it's finally time for a Tankhun Text Post Edition! <3 #Tankhun is smart and stupid and insane and a bitch and a sweetheart and he deserves all the love in the world #it's called layers honey <3 #and I love his style it's just pure madness #the queer fashion this show gave us - unmatched #anyways #the whole week I was looking forward to making another character edition so I hope you enjoy #kinnporsche #kinnporche the series #tankhun theerapanyakul #tong thanayut #kinnporsche + text post #kinnporsche meme #text post meme #thai bl #because the kinnporsche brain rot is still real #missing kinnporsche hours #1000 notes

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aaandbackstabbed · 3 days

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Scrooge: Goldie, I am not having anymore silly arguments with you!

Goldie: water is not wet.

Scrooge: how?! In the actual fuck-

#first of all #just to set the record straight #Scrooge would NEVER say that first line #he LOOOVES their petty little squabbles #he gets off on their stupid argument #and the thrill he feels from their silly shouting matches is unmatched #second thing #Goldie is a petty bitch #who knows every possible way too piss off scrooge #and the perfect way to execute it #((that goes both ways fyi goldies just better at it))#it is in her biology to infuriate people #especially the ones she likes #third #she’s not wrong #water is not wet #what it touches is #now back to scroldie #I need more petty arguments #where Scrooge is stroppy he’s losing #and Goldie is just like fuck you I’m not done with you yet #and also you not getting out of this #Scrooge mcduck is no coward #nor does he lose #nor is he a quitter #however.#when fight with Goldie O’Gilt he becomes a secret fourth thing #bec their is no defeating that woman once she starts #goldie o'gilt #scrooge mcduck

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whywoulditho · 7 months

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I'm just getting into DC lore and from what i've seen so far i think DC losing in all the "Marvel vs DC" polls is literally their own fault

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jewishbarbies · 4 months

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#g talks #took 5 seconds #the stupidity of swifties is truly unmatched #anti taylor swift #swifties dni #mine #/mobile #/okay to reblog

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tmntismdoodls · 1 year

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bonus

#teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt #art #my art #tmnt 87 #tmnt 1987 #whiteboardfox #tmnt michelangelo #michelangelo #tmnt raphael #raphael #THEY CANNOT CONTAIN THE SILLINESS #annoying your siblings is a full time job #YES i gave them embroidery NO you will not stop me from doing so #also sidebar love how raphael n michelangelo are supposed to be the youngests in 87.#stupid ass youngest siblings energy is unmatched fr #ok i’ll shut up now #pitdwellers

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the-gnomish-bastard · 10 months

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You’re wanted for tax fraud. I’m wanted for flying a dragon into an archwizard’s tower during his 900th birthday, killing 47. We are not the same.

#dumb shit #dumbass #shitpost #humor #unmatched stupidity #comedy #funny #i dont fucking know #dnd #dnd5e #wizard problems #shadow wizard money gang #we love casting spells #wizardposting #wizard #dragons #dungeons and dragons #d&d #tax fraud

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alvareus-the-sorcerer-of-seals · 9 months

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So fucking sad I can’t cast any advanced level spells aside from seal related ones

#wizardposting #harold #wizard #wizard posting #wizardblr #unmatched stupidity #shitpost #wizardcore #shadow wizard money gang

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goofys-left-ballsack · 14 days

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Who up macing they cheese rn?

#stupid #unmasking autism #autism #she is in awe of my tism #unmatched stupidity #fucking stupid

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morrigan-sims · 7 months

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The Stables

Decided I needed to build my own stables for RTQ, because I can't help myself. The exterior is absolutely hideous, but at least the interior is at least semi-decent...

#ts4 #the sims 4 #ts4 build #sims 4 build #*rtq extras #ts4 interior #sims 4 interior #this is where Alena Phillip and the rest of the horses are hanging out when they're not in the story...#might end up scrapping this and just renovating the existing stables because they actually have a nice exterior #but that would be stupid of me lmao #don't mind the fact that I used 3 different wallpapers lmao.#the exterior one didn't look right on the inside and the inside one didn't look right in the courtyard.#SO MUCH WOOD #and most of it doesn't match #it's fine.#I decorate in unmatching monotones most of the time anyways #now the real question is: which will get finished first? the stables or the gardens?#my bet's on neither ever getting finished lmao #but the gardens is just so fucking huge and I've used every single flower I have at least 2 dozen times.#So I really need more pretty flowers to use.#or I just need to learn how to actually landscape #since right now the gardens look more like an overgrown field of wildflowers than a manicured palace garden #wow. this is more talking in the tags than I usually do. Sorry about that.#I'm home for the weekend cause I have a concert on Sunday.#if you read this far I love you and I"m giving you a big hug! (If you want one.)

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canideadmeow · 2 months

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oh how i loveeee heart shaped mugs-animal inside the mug mugs-little wonky mugs-wavy mugs-smol mugs-large mugs-pride mugs-little creative mugs-you ain't a hoe, you vincent van gogh mugs-little wordplay mugs-MUGS.

#and i would loveeeeee to have a collection of mugs in future but I've always had like second thoughts about it #'cause why would you spend sm on a stupid mug collection right?#but i would love to do that 'cause the happiness i get when i drink my coffee in a diff mug once in a while is unmatched #it's like oh i got this mug from a thrift store and this was the only purchase i made!!#or ohhh these are the mugs that my friend gifted me on my 19th AND my 20th birthday and i love this froggo sm #ohhhh i remember this mug was in a blue hello kitty kit that i received as a gift and hahaha one day i almost broke it but it's here #it has survived it all #mugs #mug collection #coffee mug #<3

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arcanaaa · 7 months

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Loke 🤝 Gray

The Source of Cana's Headache

#Listen she loves them but about 98% of the time SHE is in charge of the braincell #and more often than not has to make sure they don't do any stupid shit #god I fucking love them I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!!#the interpersonal relationships they all have with each other and history just!! fucks me up!!!#you have gray and loke who both have carried tragedy and trauma but block/hide it behind a facade #and Cana /sees/ right through it and loves them despite it #and then Cana and Gray! Siblings!! BROTHER AND SISTER DYNAMIC!!!!!#They would ride or die for each other in a way that is unmatched.#its unspoken the way that they understand each other but its so meaningful and real when they /do/ say something/do something #and then Loke and Cana................need i say more aldkjfalksd #just. GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#screaming crying and throwing up about them <3 #█ ▌ ╰ ☾ ╮ ┆ 「ooc.」

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