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mazeinthemiroh · 1 year

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Headcanon how skz would confess to their crush?

how stray kids would confess to their crush

genre: headcanons; fluff

word count: 1.7k

warnings: cursing, i got emotionally invested in hyunjin's and jeongin's so ignore me

pls like and reblog if you enjoy <3

bangchan

there's not a lot helping this man honestly

he spends days racking his brain for a good way to tell you that he is completely and utterly in love with you

should he make a grand gesture?

should he be smooth and nonchalant with it?

he's a libra so his indecisiveness is sort of a given lmao same bro

he even consults stays on his weekly channie's room live, only to be spammed with various ultra cheesy pick-up lines

if you were a transformer, you'd be Optimus fine

he ends up trying to do it on a whim

which is unlike him. he tends to plan everything to a T

but he feels that with feelings like love, there's not much to plan. he forces himself to be impulsive

and it works!

he makes it a casual affair: just two friends hanging out in a familiar setting (chan needed the familiarity to calm his nerves a bit)

and he just came out with it

"listen, i know we've been friends for a while. but i can't help the romantic feelings i now have."

he'd give a little shy smile, his eyes trying to look into yours but he can't hold your gaze for long enough.

"so, i was thinking maybe we could... go out? i'd think we'd be really good together."

lee know

my gosh

it takes so freaking long for minho to confess to you it's actually frustrating

infuriating, even

you guys are practically dating anyway with the way you flirt and feel comfortable with each other

people see you guys together in public and assume that you're already dating

so YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE

but nothing was confirmed

no words solidified a definite bond

so things felt a bit uncertain, even with the definite mutual liking between you both

minho takes his sweet time that's for sure

he just wants to be certain that you like him the way he does too. sometimes he has a hard time differentiating between people who are being friendly compared with people who are actively taking a romantic interest

he wants to make sure his feelings are being reciprocated in a genuine way

it's hard to read people sometimes

once he's certain that you like him the way he does, he will just come out and say it

"hey, you wanna go out with me?"

he would say it with a little, shy side grin. i mean how can you say no to that??

changbin

changbin is not-so-subtle about his feelings for you

it's written all over his face from as soon as you walk in the room

he's wrapped around your finger

and he's confident in himself too

so there's nothing really stopping him from just going up and asking you out

but he needs to know where your heads at before he makes THE move

considering he hangs out with you a whole lot anyway, this comes quite easily to him

"are you interested in someone at the moment?"

he'd ask. and you'd answer, "yes actually." and his plan goes downhill from there.

does that mean you're interested in someone else or... or maybe it means you're interested in him??

"oh? who's that then?" he'd ask, a jealous tone not well-hidden

"oh i can't say," you'd shake your head playfully.

he's suddenly quiet when he figures out what you're trying to insinuate. he'd thought this'll be easier.

you'd give him some help at this point

"but he's got an outgoing personality. big muscles. and a handsome face, too." you'd smile at him knowingly, hoping he'd take the hint.

he almost laughs at himself for not realising before. that's all the reassurance he needs.

"well, from what i hear, he likes you too. a lot."

hyunjin

oh, my precious hyunne

this man would only ever fall for someone who is really close to him

i'm talking best friends, joint at the hip, couldn't live without the type of closeness you share

you're his no. 1

and you know it

spending a lot of time with hyunjin on a regular basis and you know that, just by the way you catch him looking at you, there is something much more than friendship taking place

one time you were sitting on the living room floor with him, laughing your heads off

it was late and night and obviously, the perfect time for hyunjin to do your makeup

because why the heck not

he's making you look like a clown. why did he choose that shade of eyeshadow? and why is lipstick on your cheeks

"you look so much better like this" hyunjin teased in between hysterical laughs

"shut uppp hwang hyunjin!" you tried to push him away and prevent him from doing any more. "just you wait until i do your makeup."

after the laughter settled down he looked at you with a loving gaze. that was when you both realised how close you were together. there was such an immense fondness in his eyes that told you everything you need to know

and soon, his lips were connected to yours

his confession.

han

being close to han is your gateway to his mind

it's hard to imagine that someone like han, who can be quite hesitant and awkward with getting too close to people despite being loud and usually the first one to break the ice

that he could be so naturally himself with you

even as a friend, he's quite touchy. usually reaching out to hold your hand or pulling you in for a cuddle on the sofa

that's how you know that he likes you before he even confesses

he's not like this with anyone

it'd be when you are cuddling up together, pizza all eaten and anime playing on the tv

this was perfect.

han would let out a big, content sigh and nuzzle into you

the absent-minded phrase of "i love you" would slip out in this peaceful moment

and suddenly you both forget how to breathe. you raised your head off his shoulder.

"huh?"

...

the silence was unbearable

"i mean uh... i love this anime. yeah. it's my favourite. i've actually watched the whole thing so i don't know why i'm watching it again. anyways *fake yawns* it's getting late, i might go to bed."

you just chuckled at him, feeling so relieved of his feelings for you.

very smooth, han. very smooth.

felix

i'm so on the fence about him

like i can totally see him being hella romantic and thinking the whole thing through

he'll end up buying you flowers and a box of chocolates, you know, the cliche things that a cute af

and he will knock on your door and present you with these things with a beaming smile and some sweet words to serenade you off to the land of romance

he will confess to you all at once

no warning, no coherent reasoning, no thought behind those eyes

just felix's enfp brain going absolutely haywire, we love to see it

i usually go with the latter for him. because, while he is super duper romantic and wants his feelings to come out in a perfectly curated way, the likelihood is that his intense feelings for you will get the better of him

he can't hold himself back before he even thinks about it

"you're so gorgeous"

he'd say as he looked at you from across the kitchen. the both of you had just finished making brownies together and felix couldn't help but find you the most attractive you have ever been right now

"oh?" you'd say, taken aback by his forwardness

felix's heart dropped for a second. but that feeling was momentary. he soon felt light and happy, and a smile breezed over his face

"yeah" he'd reply, warmly, "so gorgeous, i might even give you a little kiss"

seungmin

seungmin is so precious CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE THAT

he is just so ;-;

anyways he thinks long and hard about confessing to you

which, in other words, means he puts off confessing to you for like so many stupid-ass reasons

what's putting you off seungmin? the candles? the moonlight? the fact that your venus isn't in retrograde???

like JUST DO IT

he builds up to it though, bless him

it's just in his nature. he wants to pace himself STREAM MY PACE BTW

he might warm up to it. perhaps becoming more bolder with his compliments for you

"that colour really suits you"

"you should style your hair like that more often"

"i find it so easy to talk to you, which is a rare feeling for me, honestly"

and soon he's buying you cute little gifts

"i saw this and thought of you"

i mean that's code for 'i love you' anyways but whatever

he finally gives you a very personal gift for you, with a note attached to it: "to the person i love most. you deserve it"

why you gotta make us cry like that seungmin, gosh??

jeongin

jeongin found it harder talking to you in person

he can be a shy bean at times

an absolute cutie-pie

but he didn't want you to just know him for his shyer side. he didn't want his social hesitance to push you away from getting to know the real him

luckily, you had each other's numbers

and the texting was constant

staying up all night just talking to each other. you both got zero sleep but the rush, the joy, the familiarity of these texts were more tempting than any type of sleep was

you got to see his witty, intelligent personality. his sense of humour. you got used to the way he teased you, and boy did you like it

these interactions made it ten times easier to talk to each other in person

but one night, jeongin confessed to you

"i fucking love you btw"

he wasn't drunk. he supposed he was sort of... caught up in the moment. it came out of nowhere.

waiting for your response was torture

he waited, and waited

and waited some more

nothing.

until the next time you met face to face. he was dreading this interaction until you grabbed him swiftly. your lips connected in passionate bliss until you both pulled away

"i fucking love you too"

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sharonisthebettercarter · 1 year

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I can never take that drbat clown person seriously. All they do is complain about anonymous confessions while being a hypocrite spamming confession blogs. They sound so bitter at the world honestly.

i think everyone's got issues, and i mean, i can't lie, i've clearly got issues.

don't get me wrong, i get what you mean, some a the shit physician batsy says or even likes while knowing how disingenuous it is does rub the wrong way and deeply concerns me, and i have noticed that (not limited to batsy or even this blog in general) some of the frequenters and responders to confessions have a bit of a problem where the anon's opinion is taken personally despite it not really being negative towards them or saying anything about the "other side" so to speak that they i guess consider themselves a part of. or even and there's a LOT of this, when the confession points out a genuine but general problem in fandom, instead of being open to discussing the problem and acknowledging it, they try to shut down the conversation by being nasty to the confessor or denying the problem happens (ex: pretty privilege)

i've seen a lot of fairly neutral confessions get commenters fighting with the confession and even sometimes trying to disagree with a confession that is agreeing with them. it's a weird and sometimes hilarious phenomena i've noticed (and again not limited here) that i think mostly stems from bad reading comprehension and assumed intent (and assumed identity of confessors/trying to figure out who the confessors are/straight up insulting or bullying the confessors because... idk, i guess people feel better about bullying when they can hide behind a screen and not connect a human being to the otherside)

i have gotten mad a few times and let that get the better of me, and i'll admit that. there are some pretty shitty confessions sometimes that are hurtful or insulting to fans, there's nonsensical trolling shit which is less harmful but can be annoying, and then there's people trying to cause harm (the valkyrie antis remind me a lot of the sharon antis, except they actually have a legitimate point to make about the character's writing, but they take it too far a lot of times over something fictional and are willing to bully and insult the fans themselves for not agreeing, that's the problem)

i try to ignore most confessions that don't address or attack me (or people like me/fans of certain characters) in any way, especially if just a positive confession on a character. even if i die hard disagree with it. (strictly positive peggy confessions that don't attack sharon or insult fans of sharon/non-fans of peggy as an example, i try not to reply to them cause i'm not just aiming to be that random asshole, i'm trying to educate where appropriate, maybe live and laugh a little too), and reblog the stuff i do like (i need to catch up on lots of shit, way behind on that but been distracted and dealing with life...)

but i do know what you're talkin' about. i wanna hope that people will grow out of the behavior, but i also know that some people thrive on conflict and are addicted to it. i don't get how, but i know it happens. i have half a mind to believe mcfuzzshizzjizzshizzizzface is one of them, cause probably one of the biggest confessor bullies i've seen and of the one interaction i had with the dude, it was weird enough to make me think mcfuzzishizz started a whole new account just to argue with the self when i didn't satisfy the need for it (could be totally wrong here, but i don't think the person that responded has used the account since and i'm just sayin' it's a little weird)

anywho, to a degree, i feel you anon, thanks for the ask sorry for the essay lol, and i do wish people would stop resorting to bullying confessors and others in fandom... hot take i guess, fandom is catty as shit over the pettiest fuckin' bullshit i swears.

#hot take #food for thought #thanks for the ask!#fandom fuckery #fans behaving badly #fandom toxicity #bullying #this shit should stop #do i think it's going to?#probably not #but i always think it's worth calling out #we can do better #and more importantly #we should #me included #psa #sharon carter deserved better #fans deserve better

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randomclam24 · 11 months

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Alright, a bit more serious: I just finished the poisoned well mission in Rage on Nightmare. Basically I think this is the right place, between that and Silent Hill 3 set on max. difficulty. It's just too early.

And if I'm going to drink myself to even being drunk proper for the first time outside of that one time with a cousin, there's the fact that my body heat skyrockets if I drink alcohol more concentrated than wine. I've got to stay in this room, which then heats up.

I can't really put my finger on why this is important to me, but the concept of at least some point knowing what it's like to genuinely be drunk was something that I wanted the self-awareness of.

But I do remember from that one time, and based on what I've heard about it, you don't ever "feel" like you're losing control - in fact, I just started thinking my IQ makes me more indisputable than usual.

And because I had gotten my cousin drunk for the first time, which I figured would be a unique opportunity, which it was, I took it as the chance to talk him through Donald Trump as less of a cult of personality and more of a signpost to the culture itself. That was back when it was a fresh topic, and that I think is the part of the topic that is still freshly relevant and still dangerous to really talk about.

I'm not going to put my eggs all in one basket when I'm drunk. That will not happen. That won't happen.

It *shouldn't* be important, getting legitimately drunk, but this status it has as a substance to make one more sociable, and the contrast between my awareness and the larger culture

It has to do with that experience getting drunk with my cousin as an opportunity to say things you or they would be too uptight for otherwise.

Someone's told me trying to get him to talk was like pulling teeth.

The morning after that whole event, there were only negative vibes coming from him to me, but it was more like complaining than outright rejecting.

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That night, he told me - although this was the movie he had selected just to make fun of - he didn't hate the Emoji Movie. Then I told him that the next morning, and he kind of outbursted back, that's not exactly a glowing endorsement.

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It turns out, at some point after that, he took it up the ass, which he told me. He said it wasn't that great.

I've tried not to see him in person after that.

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LIBTARDS will SEETHE

George Soros...croaks!

Total Aryan victory

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Why do I have so many bad dreams about Majora's Mask?

No matter what, if there's the clock intact, there's fear of one of these time loops being a time for the creepypasta to take effect on the game itself

The one last night was a crappy alpha build completely without a time structure. It was like Ocarina of Time in that sense but still with the four-directions approach to the overall Majora's Mask world map. In the main field area, only one large triangle of grass was the Elegy of Emptiness statue frontal view against a black background looped as a texture. The actual scary part of these is the semi-awareness that it's a dream to where you know only that you can't consciously wake up even though you know it's coming out of your subconscious against your will. At some point later in the dream I rewatched an old Pokemon season and wondered what made that nostalgic or if it really was worth that at all.

Oh right. The reason the alpha build idea was more creepy than the others was because without time, the feature central to its design, it implies the whole thing is built on the stuff of the fourth day glitch.

I think the effect of it being in the alpha build was like what the scene where Link has none of his items in a cave scene did, but the dream never got to that point.

Points like the Pokemon rewatch segment make me wish I *knew* what was good.

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I'm tempted to spam every music that gets to me, but there's a time and place for everything or something.

Okay

Donkey Kong Country 3 - Water World [Restored] - YouTube

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It may not be like we have game OSTs that will have people saying, at last I truly see, but sometimes it feel that way

Personal experience is not necessarily universal

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But that makes me think. Chances are powerful music can convey things that couldn't be conveyed necessarily through words alone

But more seriously if there's nothing widely relatable even in that

Actually, how would anyone "know" that a personal experience is not universal? It is in fact a subjective experience

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You could make the comparison, I eat cheese puffs, which is a cheap junk food, and imagine in my mind that it has some of the same strain of flavor as seafood, like crab meat. So what? Why not, but so what? Is that how it is with game OSTs?

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Chances are, any common ground in musical taste would be so superficial, I would willingly disavow it anyway

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Two words, taken from Common Filth: adverse transmission

Those are how I know not much happens - but if they did, the treatment by the establishment would be like Whack-a-Mole

I don't know why; that shouldn't be antisocial just to *say* that

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I think it's all in my *head.* I think I belong in the *mental* institution.

The problem with "adverse transmission" in *my* head is that everyone cops out to the grind of acting like a faggot over the initial purported message one way or the other.

It's like right-wingers getting called grifters.

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By expressing my appreciation of music, I have inadvertently exposed myself as a pretentious bitch

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But I'm tired of being put in a box psychologically when therapy is just a revolving door ending in, two years later, you being no less confused than when you walked in

People are hoes, bottom text: people are hoes

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Why are lyrics like, "some things only I have seen, some people only I have been" obscured to songs with lyricism that, for most people's intents and purposes, practically being a scatman?

6/6 night super update

Now I know it's not often anymore I'm "in the zone"

I hope I don't wake up getting my stomach pumped in the hospital

When it was with my cousin, we had each other for spotting, whatever happened

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I remember a distinct point where true capitalist ghost's trolls would relay shit that I stirred up over to him, and what he reacted with was just directly responding to that energy, like, "...you see what I have to put up with?"

I remembered why that was important. With the ridiculousness of the gangstalking from summer 2021, something out there actually gave an embodiment to that presence of intimidation, so that it didn't remain an enigma.

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Based on how I handled Chemistry II in college after putting it all off to the last second, I could handle my homework like it was nothing, in theory.

And then when I'm totally sober, I think either I'm too tired, or if I'm not, which is usually actually the case, I just get up from it now and don't continue from a certain point.

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Before "Welcome Home" made its rounds on the Internet, I had been telling myself just as an expression, even at home, "I want to go home"

From this state right now, where I could drink myself into the hospital or the grave, I can see how that blue-haired puppet with the unwavering smile could be acting as the spokesman for a suicide cult

6/6

I forgot the day to cut the lawn is now today. I'm glad I didn't check the time I fell asleep, because I might not have done it.

I'm blocking sponsored art

Hey, at least here you can do it

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Let's take this time out to review the *entirety* of the Banjo-Kazooie series OSTs

I was thinking maybe Death Grips also, but that may be taboo by this year's standards

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bees

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Banjo-Tooie: Atlantis HD - YouTube

"In this moment I am euphoric"

The full quote

'In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.'

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glorified-red · 3 years

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Since I have been given a license to spam, could I get hogwarts au HCs for the batboys. Specifically, what house and what kind of student life (or what kind of student they would be). Thank you!!! wuv you!!!

I did have to do some research to get the houses as “right” as I possibly could, getting a better grasp of each character so I could sort them using my own (and the books on my shelves) interpretation of each house.

Batboys Hogwarts Headcanons

word count: 3,070~

warnings: Since this is my interpretation, this isn't the only ‘correct’ answer for this question especially since they are all complex characters who could honestly belong into any of the four houses. To make things easy, Dick is one year older than Jason, Jason is one year older than Tim, and Tim is one year older than Damian, so their time at Hogwarts does overlap.

I totally did not spend weeks just skimming through the series to figure out what Hogwarts students do in their free time.

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Dick Grayson

Dick is very sociable, he likes being around others, gets his energy from others, and others love to be around him

Having close friends or a close family is something he cherishes, to the point that it’s hard for him to push people away for very long

Because of his close ties with those around him, he is undeniably loyal, he’s the first one to go out of his way to help his friends and family

Thrives on attention, whether its quality time with his friends or leading a conversation; his love for acrobatics, performance, and attention is what allows him to do so well under pressure and to be the leader his peers need him to be

He has the confidence of a performer and the training of a bat, he has every right to be a self-pretentious Dick but he’s not, he cares for others so deeply and is genuinely attentive to their needs

He is incredibly compassionate, always looking out for people who can't look out for themselves, because of this, he wants to create a safe environment for anyone he can—using his own suffering as motivation

Dick has so much courage it’s unbelievable, training with Batman so young and never showing his fear, taking pain, shock, and torture with a smile

Even while hiding injuries, he can still save innocents and act so caring to others, he’s outgoing and gentle in those moments

Although he does have his moments of cockiness and hot tempers, never seeming to sit still for very long lest he get bored

All of these traits point towards Gryffindor

Gryffindors are experience-oriented, honest, passionate, and live in the moment—traits Dick showcases

They don't take themselves too seriously but are stubborn with their own ideals, not wanting to back down from things when they know they’re right

Dick owns his mistakes, especially when they hurt someone he loves, he knows his morals and he's not afraid to act on them

Gryffindors are loud, reckless, spontaneous, and proud, but they can also be merciless

Dick Grayson is practical, only stepping out of bounds when absolutely necessary, and when he does, its a sight to behold

Jason Todd

Jason took a long time to become comfortable and embrace his flaws, carving out a space for himself among the family that wouldn't understand

He doesn't hesitate to kill because he believes its the right thing to do, he abides by his morals of justice and never really steps out of them, from the outside those morals don't seem to exist, but they’re there so he doesn't harm innocents

He has the temper and dramatics of a Gryffindor and I almost put him in there, he’s courageous enough to take on the worst cases, he's extra as hell and can be a bit rough around the edges like any typical Gryffindor

Acting cold and abrasive to hid the kind heart inside thats telling him to try doing the right thing and somehow it always seems like he's not

But those are all walls, walls put up artificially to protect himself

The inner child hiding away inside him is a kid who spent hours just reading because he was fascinated by literature

He’s a tactician that rivals Tim or Bruce, he’s bright and has the common sense of someone who grew up on the streets

His snarky comments and humor also point towards another house: Ravenclaw

Ravenclaws are logical yet impractical, curious, and observers

Jason wants to understand things, thats why he loves to read and why he’s so quick to find the answers of a case

He loves intellectual conversations with anyone he respects, baking conversations with Alfred are a main testament to this

Observing how things play out to laugh at it blowing up in other peoples faces—not putting in more work than necessary

Independence is a Ravenclaw trait that Jason has written through his veins

Ravenclaws are blunt, very concise with their words instead of rambling, Jasons sarcastic remarks? Hilariously blunt one-liners? Ravenclaw tendencies

His intelligence does not make him a Ravenclaw, his inquisitiveness, rationality, cynical and condescending nature, does

Tim Drake

Tim is a resilient control-freak who hardly ever puts his work down, always finding a new case to hyper fixate on

He can be just as dangerous as his brothers but it tends to be with brain rather than brawn, he’s a nerd and knows how to use it to his advantage

A high functioning introvert who can do very well in social situations, that’s what makes him a good communicative leader, he’s not afraid to confront his teammates because he wants to look out for them in his own ways

He does what is necessary, standing up to enemies or allies

His detective skills almost landed him into Ravenclaw, his self-made journey, his analytical nature, being the “brains” of all his friends

But what truly puts him in another house is his will to do what is necessary, not always what is right

Tim is willing to stand up to his allies to do what needs to be done, going as far as to team up with enemies; he took the robin mantle, not because he thought he was a great fit but because it needed to be done by someone

Ambition, drive, and his focus on achieving his endgame is what truly makes him a Slytherin

Slytherins are prepared, subtle perfectionists, and adaptable

Bold yet sensitive

Ruthless and thinking so highly of their ideas that they can't seem to separate their self worth from attainability

Intelligence may be what Ravenclaws admire the most, but Slytherins use intelligence as tools

Slytherins love positive attention/praise and often take opinions to heart since opinions can offer valuable insight

Tim cares a lot about his impressions on others, he was raised that way and now its engrained in his veins, Slytherins show respect because they want it back

Slytherins can be confident and charming, clever and assertive, but the true nature of a Slytherin (and the nature we can see in Tim) is the person who will go so far to reach their goals that they become calculating and manipulative

Damian Wayne

It’s pretty well known that Damian can be ruthless and violent

But one thing I liked to keep in mind when sorting him, is his age

He's a preteen, his personality is only just beginning to grow, his arrogance and rebellious tendencies spawn from how he was raised with Ra’s, deep down he's just a kid who’s trying his best to figure out how to be accepted

Guidance is something he didn't have until the Batfam and you can see his personality slowly starting to shift as he learns to become kind

His love of animals shows his capacity for love

Damians admiration for Dick and attempts at settling disputes with Tim are proof that he is a growing character

Houses aren't just there to show the world how smart or brave your are, houses are there to help you grow

Think of Neville, the kid who could barely confront anyone without crying learning how to be brave by being sorted into Gryffindor

Think of Hermione, the kid who put intellect above anything else learning how to put friendship first by being sorted into Gryffindor

Now think of Damian, a kid who only knew the language of violence finally learning how to love others by being sorted into Hufflepuff

Damian learning how to have fun, become open minded, to trust someone without being paranoid of strings

He’d not only learn from Hufflepuff, but his tendencies would be cherished in Hufflepuff

His determination, unwavering patience, closed off emotions—all valued traits of a Hufflepuff

A Hufflepuffs loyalty is hard to attain, but its one that will last a lifetime

Hufflepuffs are seen as soft, but they can also be brutally honest for the sake of fairness

And that fairness? Theres a reason the phrase “an eye-for-an-eye” exists

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Dick Grayson

He brings a brown owl his first year, they’re small and he finds them adorable even if others think they’re annoying

It didn't take long for First Year Dick to be amazing at flying, it was in his veins

He was offered a position on the Quidditch team and became a valued member by his second year

Dick was a chaser, he loved the thrill of racing towards the hoops, being in the center of the field, it was never a dull moment

He considered being a Seeker at first, but waiting for the snitch to pop up would bore him to death

Dick barely passed his OWLs so he decided not to continue towards NEWT level, focusing instead on extra curricular activities

Dick spent a lot of his time tutoring younger years in the common rooms, a trait that was noticed by the Prefects, ultimately landing him a position as a Gryffindor Prefect

He was happy to patrol the castle after curfew for stragglers, often helping young Gryffindors with remembering the password or solving the Ravenclaw riddle for a brunt out third-year

At the end of Dick’s fifth year he was offered the position Head Boy by the headmaster, a position he took with pride during his Sixth Year

Dick flourished in Charms class

He loved the noisy and chaotic atmosphere, the urge to learn and succeed with a new spell

He’s always trying out a new spell his teacher recommends him because he always seems to be the first one to get the spell right

Hence why he was the first to master his Patronus

A White Stallion, showcasing Dicks strong sense of self and morals

At age 17, his sixth year, Dick became a Champion for the Tri-Wizard Tournament

He wanted the challenge and thought it would be an interesting past time

After a tense, and very difficult year, Dick ended up winning the Tournament, earning Gryffindor the standing title and the cup

He couldn't have won without Tim’s intelligence, Damians connections with Hagrid, and Jasons defense mastery

Dick and his partner lead the Yule ball and it was one of his most cherished memories at Hogwarts

Jason Todd

The second Jason saw an eagle owl in Diagon Alley, he refused to leave without it, he was obsessed with how cool the owl looked

His third year he was able to sneak in a snake, he keeps it in a tank beside his bed. Ever so rarely, the snake escapes and wreaks havoc in the dorm

Jason was pretty good at flying his first year and tried out for the Quidditch team, he didn't get in by recommendation like Dick, he worked his ass off to become good at the sport

Beater was the perfect position for him, his loopholes around the rules scored plenty of points for Ravenclaw

He has been known to substitute for the Keeper position every once in awhile because he’s so good at using the back of his broom for defense

Jason has the best grades out of any of the Batboys (Damian being a close second) because he genuinely finds an interest in each subject—school is easy for him

Because of his grades, he passed his OWLs with ease and was able to apply for higher level courses (NEWTs)

The Ravenclaw Head of House noticed Jason’s aptitude for school and offered him a Time-Turner to take more classes than a normal student could fit in their schedule

He didn't particularly want one but he thought it would be super cool and to brag so he took the bare minimum classes to have one and spent the rest of his spare time chilling in the common room (Ravenclaws got used to seeing Jason everywhere)

Jason had all the traits of a perfect Prefect, but he turned down the position, knowing he’d forget the responsibilities and become too burnt out to handle so much at once

Jason loves Defense Against the Dark Arts, he particularly loves days of dueling or when creatures are actually brought into the classroom

He takes up tutoring the subjects many people are too scared to, and this included defense

Jason believed everyone should be able to defend themself, so he enjoys teaching some of his peers in the courtyard

He also has a knack for pissing off the Bronze Eagle that protects the Ravenclaw common room

Ravenclaws have to answer a riddle to be given entryway into the common room—Jason always finds a loophole and has to get let in

He teaches frustrated younger years his tricks

While his brothers mastered their Patronus by year three, Jason didn't even produce the blueish-white light of one until his fifth year

Jason struggled to think of a happy memory to fuel his Patronus, every happy memory of his being tainted somehow

Until his fifth year, after celebrating with his brothers after Dick won the Tri-Wizard Tournament, he was able to produce one

One of the rarest, but most terrifying Patronuses out there: the Runespoor, capturing Jasons deep, yet uncommon, understanding of the world

Tim Drake

Tim thought he needed an owl for letters so he got a barn owl, he loved how pretty their eyes looked

Around his fourth year he found a teacup cat in Hogsmeade and decided to keep it, he loses track of it a lot but it always ends up back on his bed at the end of the day

Tim wasn't particularly skilled in flying, after seeing how many people fell from their brooms? He likes having his feet firmly planted on the ground, thank you

The team did however, need a photographer

He loves taking action shots of the various teams, catching the perfect moments when the uniform cape swishes in the wind or when the ball is flying in frame

Tim did the bare minimum to pass his classes and OWLs, he hates school and hates learning for learnings sake

He didn't move up to NEWT level, he was perfectly content with passing advanced/honors classes

Tim is very individualistic in his studies, oftentimes sneaking around the castle to the Astronomy Tower to study alone or to practice spells alone, he even found the Room of Requirement when the Astronomy Tower stairs kicked him out

Tim's favorite class is potions, just give him the recipe and he will excel in the class

His peers are amazed every time Tim’s potion is perfect

He’s used to the dungeons since he’s in Slytherin, so the potions classroom never seemed gloomy to him

A part of the Slytherin common room is glass so you can see the lake above the dungeons

A lonely first-year Tim hung out with the sea life, starting the tradition that Slytherins communicate with the Merfolk of the lake through sign language

He spent his seven years at Hogwarts teaching sign language to Merfolk and Slytherins alike until it became a right of passage

Sometimes Tim forgets the common room password so he chills out somewhere else in the castle, somehow he never gets caught

It takes Tim awhile to master his Patronus, not having a true moment to use it, therefore having a hard time producing it

That is, until Dementors attacked Hogwarts, forcing Patronus-inclined students to protect their peers

This forced Tim to produce one on instinct, a small but feisty BlackBird, showcasing his independence and pure potential

Tim was interested in Apparition his sixth year, going as far as to take lessons and eventually earn his license

He uses it quite a bit to get around the castle since the grounds are so large and he prefers to save himself the extra fitness

Damian Wayne

Damian brought a cat as his pet, he wanted a familiar companion he could rely on instead of having to walk all the way to the Owlry

Dami was a naturally good flyer, obviously

He didn't have much interest in Quidditch until one of his friends bribed him into joining, he reluctantly did his second year

Beater/Chaser didn't suit him at all, he lost his patience with people too fast and never knew when to draw the line with violence

But being a Seeker? It’s like the position was made for him

His patience and keen eye are perfect for tracking down the small Golden Snitch, his lean figure allowing him to speed across the field when he found it

Every game, Damian positions himself at the peak of the field to watch for the snitch, his body relaxed and everyone thinking he doesn't care about winning

But in a second, if you're not paying attention to him, he’s gone

Whizzing down and grabbing the snitch within seconds, the announcer always has a fun time narrating that moment and the opposing team always dreads it because they know they lose the second Damian moves

Damians grades were phenomenal, he is a perfectionist out to prove himself after all

He rivals Jasons OWL scores and Dami even moved on to NEWT classes to not only shut Jasons bragging up but to also further his own studies

Damian was an incredibly hard worker, a trait that the Headmaster enjoyed seeing

It was no surprise when Damian was appointed as Head Boy his seventh year, even without having a Prefect background, a rare achievement indeed

Damians favorite class was easily Care of Magical Creatures

He was the first of few to bond with a Hippogriff and he genuinely looks forward to that class every day

Damian even helped Hagrid with his dragons throughout his fifth, sixth, and seventh year and during the Tri-Wizard Tournament his third year (He totally comes back to give lessons at Hogwarts)

Damian, having excelled in everything he tried, struggled a bit to produce a Patronus

Frustrated, he demanded help by his teachers until his Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher took him under his wing

Finally, after a few weeks of private practice, Damian saw the bright beauty of his Patronus, a proud Lynx that captured Damians sense of individuality

Damian, being connected heavily with animals and teachers, was interested in becoming an Animagus

McGonagall helped Damian with the preparations and journey to become one in private, covering for him when he had to take ‘sick’ days

It all payed off when he could easily turn into a sly cat at any given moment, doing his duties as Head Boy with McGonagall in their Animagus forms

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not to be a lil sensitive but not only do i just think its bad taste to constantly joke abt killing off a 3yr old fictional or not but it also just like. doesnt reflect well on the ccs involved to be doing this like. just so they can upset fans that arent even theirs like. theyre just doing this to make people Uncomfortable and Upset and thats fucked up when we were told that michael wouldnt have this stuff happen to him. theres a difference between sam keeping michael hostage when sams habit of kidnapping michael was already established and something beeduo was aware of and.

sapnap n george constantly getting people into actively threatening him and constantly baiting viewers into believing they killed him off like. for many its funny sure but for a lot of other people its just genuinely upsetting and disappointing esp bc theres a possibility that it messed with other peoples (such as tubbo and ranboo, MICHAELS LITERAL PARENTS) story arcs lmao. rp etiquette is down the gutter w this -🎭🎪

Yeah like I'm not watching this particular stream so I can't testify as to like how far this particular joke went, how quick they dropped it, how clear it was that it's a joke, etc BUT

I feel like it's different for the CCs because they always know their own intent. So when they say they're going to kill him, THEY know it's a joke, and they assume everyone else knows it's a joke. And by now, most of us do know it's a joke! But back when this all first started that really wasn't as clear, y'know?

I feel like esp with upcoming lore they know not to Really put the actual mob in any Real danger but like. Even if we take int account that they're currently acting Out Of Character (which means that this isn't c!Sapnap threatening a child it's Sapnap The CC threatening a Minecraft Mob who belongs to someone else) it's still weird because. Again there are countless pets builds etc on the server that are important but would upset people way less and may EVEN lead to "lore" or something.

Like there are other people on the server who are in way more frequently, and if the point of the joke was to grief or pretend to grief people, you'd think they'd choose a target that 1. Isn't super plot relevant and 2. Is owned by someone who logs on more frequently, y'know?

So like I fully understand that the joke is not "Kill Michael_B", the joke is "SAY we are going to kill him/pretend to kill him while really he is safe." I understand that that is the intent behind the jokes and that they wouldn't actually ruin someone's storyline on purpose.

But the fact that they're STILL singling out this one mob as the one they're going to joke about killing really does make it seem like griefing or killing a pet isn't the punchline at all and the punchline they're actually shooting for is seeing fans get upset. And I know they probably mean it in a lighthearted way, just to see people spam D: or NOOO in chat and such, but it's just Weird that this is a joke they continuously return to, because how many times can you pretend to kill the same mob and watch people for "no don't" before it's not entertaining anymore?

Like I'm sure they don't mean badly and maybe it's some like inside joke between them that we're not in on but I really can't figure out what's funny enough about "I could kill this mob which would cause a poltline to be ruined but I won't but will pretend to do it" for them to do it over and over again (esp because these ccs are so effortlessly funny)

(but seriously nobody send any ccs hate over this they haven't done anything actually wrong 👍)

#asks #discourse #/neg #Sapnap neg #IM NOT MAD AT HIM AND I DONT THINK HE NEEDS TO BE FUCKING CANCELELD OR ANYTHING #i just dislike one of his jokes and am allowed to discuss why i dislike it if i tag properly

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I’m currently writing this on wattpad as well! @jxwritess

This is a Noen Eubanks fan fiction, I’m trying to spread my book around, pls share and help, it means a lot xx, my main platform is wattpad please read it on there if you find this and enjoy it!

New York. The only place in the entire world, where robots were being developed. Robots, that looked exactly like humans, and there being only one distinctive difference, a tattoo. One that said RA-H.

An RA-H. Robotic animated humans. These androids are helping the world as much as it is destroying it. They force people out of jobs, but in doing so create even better things then humans. Thousands of different political views, millions of haters and lovers. And then there's me.

Malia Blanche, 17, I lost my father, and I was the spitting image of my late mother. I only recently moved to LA, where my life was bombarded with these new androids, I get the concept of them, although I don't truly understand it.

Well, on with the story shall we?

-Chapter One.

Sunday, the day before I start college. A new life, a new story and a new beginning. I can finally pursue my dream of being a writer, just like my mother.

My mother attended John Brown college academy , her department was romance, mine, mystery, ever since I was a child I thrive for solving mysteries, actions, you know in the movies where there's a fight scene, and it goes slow motion and they throw the punch of victory, thats what ignites my fire, the thrive for doing good, but in a dangerous way, I could always figure out who was lying in a movie, or who the murderer was. Maybe I should be a detective, but my flow comes with writing.

Although I was attending my new school in a day, I lazily decided to stay in bed until half 10, I needed to be at Realsons&Co for 11:15, to get my uniform fitted. John Brown is a very pretentious academy, and I'd worked three jobs, and poured my heart and soul into getting here. Only the best attend the Academy. I don't necessarily fit into the 'my daddy got me in here' well, obviously. I quickly slipped on my jeans and jumper, and slid into my most prised possession. Although it had been pre-owned. The Audi was my mother's, she put her heart and soul into the car, and I will respect her decision and keep the car.

I take out my GPS although I already know where my fitting shop is, as I pass it a few times on the way to my grandma's.

Carefully parking in the visitor section I leave my car, and walk up the steps, and enter the shop, the bell above my head dings and an elderly woman pops her head up and immediately smiles at me.

"Are you Malia?" The woman asks putting her newspaper down and picking up a signing book.

"Yeah, I'm not too early am I?"

"Of course not, dear. I'm Molly, my grandson Will, he's in the back, he will measure you up if you need anything readjusting or if you can't find anything your size. John Brown, Deanford and Attenwood are in the back left." She says pointing in the direction.

I thank her, and mentally thank that the place is practically empty. I don't like small talk, thanks social anxiety.

Walking through the back I spot John Brown uniform. A black blazer with red linings, a short black skirt and a white blouse and a dark red tie. Not too childish but not suitable enough for adults.

At the corner of my eye I see a tall boy sat on his phone, his eyes flicker up for a second at me, then back down to his phone.

I continue my search to look for the right size for my uniform when I feel a pair of eyes on me, it makes me feel uncomfortable and I start to guess that the pair of eyes is Molly's grandson Will, I mentally scold myself for being so awkward and pretending not to know that he's watching, when I hear his chair scrape my heart decides to do an athlete course and I pray he can't hear it from where he's standing.

I can tell he's now behind me, as I face my social fears I turn around and slam right into his chest, and in result dropping all my stuff, Will snorts, before helping me by picking up some of the clothes that dropped.

"Thanks," I say, grabbing the clothes from his hand and attempting to walk past him, but his arms stop me.

"Was that sarcastic or not?" He asked smiling. I take a second to take in his looks, he doesn't look as bad as I thought he would, but he doesn't act like a arrogant guy either.

"I'll let you figure that one out," I smile politely back, "I'm Will." He says moving his arm in a posh manner to let me through.

"I know, Molly told me," I answer, "I guess you know who I am?" "Yep, how could I ignore a pretty girl like you?" I mentally roll my eyes at the typical boy. "Mhm, well I need to get changed so excuse me" I say speed walking away from him, boys that make comments like that make me feel extremely uncomfortable.

As I turn the corner to the fitting rooms, I hear Will's voice once again, "I'm gay by the way," he says laughing, I stop in my tracks, suddenly feeling a bit stupid.

——

Checking that I haven't left any clothes behind, I pile them onto the counter, where Will is now standing, he starts to put all my clothes in an expensive looking plastic bag, he looks up at me, "Sorry about earlier, I was just messing about." "No, it's okay, I felt a bit silly when you said you were gay."

He shakes his head and laughs, "most people do, well the ones that aren't stuck up with money up their ass usually do." "Well I'm only here on a scholarship, so I'm not one of them people," I say handing him over the small fee I have to pay, as the scholarship covers most of it. "Surprisingly so am I, I got accepted for Athletics at John Brown," I never really though I would but I guess I should thank the Lord, my parents can't wait to get rid of me anyways, being gay has a price to pay, apparently."

"Well, they obviously don't see the good person that you are." I smile at him, although I wish he hadn't of brought it up, I'm not necessarily the best at giving advice.

The bell rings, and a tall, slim girl walks through.

"Tanner" she says walking through right into the back without a second glance.

"I understand what you mean by stuck up," I whisper, Will chuckles and passes me my bag, the girl walks back and stands behind me, not even two seconds later she starts tapping her foot and complaining.

"Since when do we serve nobodies, Will? That's right we don't. Now move, thanks." She says pushing right past me and throwing her uniform on the counter. Luckily it wasn't a John Brown one, otherwise I might've just about died.

I quietly wave at Will and walk out, seeing a shining white Porsche outside. Seriously where do you even get one that looks so shiny from?

I put the bag in the passenger seat, still feeling annoyed about the girl, as I reach my small flat, I lock my Audi, and read a movie poster about a girl going missing with her extremely ill dad. Making a mental note to watch the movie later, I walk up my stairs and unlock my door, I make myself a cup of tea and order some pizza, as I walk into my room, I open up my laptop, and have three new emails, one spam, but two from publishers. My heart does leaps as I open the first one.

'Telford Publishing'

- Hello Malia, we are proud to hear that you are following in your beloved mothers steps. I have read your book sample, but I would like to offer you a potential job, and a tour around the new T Pub&Co. I know how much it would mean to your mother if you accept my offer.

Many thanks, Gary.

A potential job?? Could this be my genuine big break? Hearing a knock at the door, I run over, wanting to start up a reply as soon as possible. Grabbing my purse I open my door to an RA-H

"Malia Blanche?"

"Yes, here's my ID." The robots light turns red as it examines my ID. Doing a robotical smile it's arm stretches out, grabbing the pizza I express a thank you and run back to my desk.

'T Pub&Co.'

Thank you for my sample! I will gladly accept your offer, please email with more detail about the tour and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. My mum would be so happy.

Sincerely, Malia.

As I send the email I let out a squeak of happiness with pizza in my mouth. Clicking onto my word pad, I let myself fall into the world of fiction, and let time slip through my hands.

——

And that's how it is now 3.36am on a Monday trying to start a new story, anything to take my mind off the upcoming day, and the extremely embarrassing 'Tanner' fiasco.

I push my chair back from my old, ridden desk, and flop onto my bed, snuggling into my bedsheets, this has been going on for a week, for some reason I have no flow, the biggest writers block, I have stories everywhere across my room, started, just the plot, a thesis, a blurb. But recently I haven't found anything to give me that push. I turn and toss in an unsucsessive attempt to sleep, and as I check my phone it is only 4 am.

Great, no sleep for the wicked.

——

Groggily, I turn over in my bed and look over to my clock, 6.07am. Throwing my bed covers over, I lazily get up and put on the uniform that luckily fits perfectly. Thinking about my email yesterday, there is nothing more that I want in the world then my writing to become known. Realising that I spend too much time daydreaming, and badly making pancakes, i'm late and have no time to see if I have a reply. Already. Typical Me.

Rushing out of my door, checking the contents of my bag to make sure that I have everything that I need I speed walk right into someone walking up my door, crashing everything they were holding onto the floor.

"God I'm sorry, I didn't mean too, wasnt looking where I was going." I look up and realise that, I wasn't even speaking to a human, but none other then an Android. It simply says, "No worries miss," and continues with its day. Those androids are the ones that Robert Morett himself created, word is that his son is attending John Brown. Although i'm here with a writing scholarship, I doubt he'd need any type of acceptance letter. He could just ask, he is one of the most richest people in America.

Pulling my keys out of my bag I speed walk towards my car, carefully throwing my bag in, and starting the Audi, before starting my drive I pull out my phone to the Maps app, although I used to drive past John Brown to get to school I still want to be prepared.

—

Pulling up at the academy, I notice a few eyes staring at the jet black Audi with the tinted windows, they're probably expected a drop dead gorgeous girl, or the sexiest guy

to walk out, but in all honesty I'm neither.

Turning off my car and stepping out the eyes are suddenly averted to another jet black car, most likely a gorgeous boy or girl in it.

My mind wavered at wondering whether I should stay and stare at the person in black, or be late to my lecture.

Achieving my dream comes first.

I promised my mother that I'd focus on my work, and not get distracted. I intend on keeping that promise.

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Why New Customers Can't Find You | Off-Page Search Engine Optimization Ranking — Mike Marko

“Why New Customers Can’t Find You | Off-Page Search Engine Optimization Ranking” written by Mike Marko.

As someone learning to do SEO, it’s only natural to monitor your search engine optimization ranking. After all, keeping your search engine optimization ranking high is one of the core aims of SEO!

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What’s Wrong with Your Off-Site SEO?

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You’re Spamming Comments

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Poor Anchor Text Choices

Another important part of off-site SEO that you need for your search engine optimization ranking is anchor text, particularly for content you publish off your site.

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You’re Buying Links

Next, if you’re a business owner who is ready to shell out money for your search engine optimization ranking, you might have bought links before.

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Another common search engine optimization ranking practice that online businesses turn to is article marketing. Originally, article marketing was a way to get quality backlinks to your website.

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Abundance of Low-Quality Content

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Yes, you can produce a lot of SEO content on an off-site blog. However, that means you’ll have to manage two sites.

So, you should focus on putting out good SEO content for guest-posting on other blogs. This is because high-quality content is more likely to be approved for guest-posting, compared to a ton of mediocre content.

Final Thoughts on Off-Site Search Engine Optimization Ranking

Maintaining your off-site search engine optimization ranking can be meticulous and even overbearing at times.

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So, you should be very careful when doing off-site SEO activities. And doing so doesn’t even have to be as meticulous as you may think!

Firstly, you should be mindful of how you leave comments with backlinks to your website. These comments need to stay in the comment section if you want them to work!

Your anchor text selections should also be monitored well in order to work. Poor keyword choices and even poor links will do nothing for your search engine optimization ranking.

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Your article marketing will also be ignored if you put out multiple duplicate content. So, you should pour all your article making effort into your own website.

And lastly, your content quality should always be prioritized over quantity. You should always remember that your content will most likely get approved for guest-posting if it’s high-quality.

However, if you’re still struggling with off-site search engine optimization ranking after reading this guide, you shouldn’t worry. I can still help you out!

So, if you need more tips on search engine optimization ranking, you should feel free to leave a comment below.

You should also check out the blog post, Common Website SEO Mistakes Made by Consultants and Small Business Owners.

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