#i am tire doh >:((
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bein yittl wen on ft wit ur bbig frends and giggulin but wen dey say “bro sound liek a todlr” you jus say “o i tire” n dey laf n moove on !!! >>>>>
i sneakie me paci in da middl of wordz n its workin >:))
#agere#age dreaming#sfw agere#age regressor#agere blog#age regression#i luv spreadin misinformation#dank u appl ifone#i am tire doh >:((
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trying to stay sane is so tiring
Reality and delusion are red and blue Play-Doh that a toddler keeps smashing together, and I have to painstakingly separate the two colors.
Each time it gets mashed, it looks more and more like purple,
And I am just so tired.
#mental health#psychosis#mental illness#mentally tired#schizophrenia#bipolor#hallucinations#actually psychotic#burnout#poetry#delusional#actually mentally ill#actually delusional
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"Disaster"
Tom Riddle x Hufflepuff!F!Reader.
You royally mess up in potions and your top-of-the-class boyfriend comes to fix it before the professor comes over.
You are a good student. You work hard to reach and exceed the expectations of your parents, teachers, and yourself. Most people assume Hufflepuffs are ditzy, emotional babies. You are desperate to show people your power. Which has lead to you to being... tired. so much so that you didn't notice that you poured an entire vial of flobberworm mucus instead of a quarter teaspoon. when you went to stir it, the texture was less like a hearty soup and more like pot of play-doh. Your partner has been too busy talking to their friends so they were no help. You search your ingredients, hoping for something to solve this mess.
Smooth footsteps approach you and you ignore them, hoping they'll just pass by without paying attention.
"Need help, Dear?" you breathed a sigh of relief knowing that it was Tommi and not Professor Slughorn. you answer with a desperate 'yes'. Your boyfriend takes a moment to assess the situation before...walking off. Suddenly you're flailing and shocked from the loss of the aid of your genius boyfriend. You take a deep breath to center yourself, returning to your work, even if there's nothing you can do. Because the cauldron is gone. Right as you sink back into your panicked frenzy, your project is set back onto the table.
"You just needed to add water." you want to smack yourself for not thinking of that yourself.
"I don't- I do, I do know what's been up with me." you sigh and look down. A hand covers yours.
"You shouldn't feel bad, baby. You work so hard. Be proud of yourself, I am." he squeezed your hand to punctuate. He kisses your cheek and tells you to stir to incorporate the water. He returns to his table to wait for Slughorn to be graded. The professor starts makings rounds again and your partner finally comes back.
You stir in the bit of water into the potion until it's smooth and decently close to the appropriate consistency. Professor Slughorn reaches your table a bit after you fix the potion.
"Let's see here, ah yes, the color is good. The potency," he tests the healing balm onto a purposeful papercut he had previously given himself, and slowly the cut seals itself "is a bit weak and the texture is a bit too thick, but otherwise, this is quite useable." he jots down on a notepad before continuing on. "This balm is exceptional. Ten points to Hufflepuff." you sigh and smile, relieved. Your partner moves in for a high-five and you reluctantly accept.
You look toward your boyfriend, who is also looking at you. He smiles and you know he told Slughorn to give you points, using the favoritism to his, er, your advantage. You blow him a kiss, and start packing up your bookbag, excited to leave and spend some time with your Tommi.
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@maimed-poet , I thought you'd like this <3
#x reader#tom riddle x you#fluff#tom riddle fluff#wizarding world#hogwarts au#hufflepuff x slytherin#tom riddle#tom riddle x reader#potions class#professor slughorn#horace slughorn#hogwarts#sytherin#my writing
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okay so I generally skate by on feeling or pretending confidence enough to apply to jobs for animation . But quite simply ik there’s something off abt a lot of my portfolio work. It rarely finds that unique appeal that makes people stop and wonder and look. Idk if it’s a lifelessness or if it’s the shortcoming in technical skill or the composition and formatting of both my work and the website….but I’d reckon it’s safe to say all of these things need to be worked on. It’s clumsy. It’s all really clumsy
I like a lot of my more recent work compared to my portfolio stuff. I think there’s been some kind of ground broken where I’m finding a style I really like and the life drawing practice is catching up to me (though I still think I have a ways to go with it. Sometimes how good I am at anatomy depends entirely on my mood). It all feels less lifeless more enjoyed more interesting. It’s not perfect bc I give up on the details pretty easily so the level of polish in, say, most other illustrators’ work, isn’t there for mine. But if I tried to make portfolio pieces using my shorthand more often I think that would honestly work better. I’m trying to come up with prompts and ideas that I can keep myself passionate abt the whole time. I wish I didn’t get tired so easily and my sleep schedule wasn’t so fucked. Whatever!!! I persist bc I have nothing else I know how to do
A fun fact abt me is that I don’t consider myself an artistic person :^] I’m not precise I’m not detail-oriented I’m not cohesive and I’m barely creative past my own narrow fixations. I’m just incredibly stubborn and I don’t like doing things that bore me, so I’m holed into this whether I like it or not. I’m cursed with this awful ambition that doesn’t want me to turn my head anywhere else. I don’t know how I could live without it. It’s like I have the burden of an artist’s soul and the hands of a five year old. My play-doh creations suck ass !! But I’m too sick with story and art and nonesense to do anything abt it. God.
#star’s thoughts#dl#I wish I was good at the things I loved it would make it all so much easier for me#but then maybe I wouldn’t try myself half to death over things. who knows#I’m pride stuck roasting over the fire. round and round I go
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i grow more and more tired about jess being used as a prop, especially this season and i still think her scene with greg was clumsily used. the acting though from her is brilliant. i mean that the show slapped its head and said doh wait we have a Black character and we need to show the viewer how scary mencken being elected is from the pov of someone who isn't shiv. i know she is a side character i am plugging my ears to justifications
also i do know shivs true feelings about mencken are tied to power reasons and not giving a shit about the nation, and that jess is complicit when she works for kendall roy and like juliana canfield said, "left her politics at the door" but yknow for Black characters you cannot exactly do that in a climate where white people 'see your politics' aka being racist
#i said months ago succession is walking a thin rope btwn satirization and being dumb about race they fell#with jess and sophie it is a little too late for that and this is what i mean by prop#having more racism scenes isnt the answer either but thats where they were headed w. jess early s4 😕#ramble
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4/13/24
I am sitting in my workout clothes staring at my phone.
My now broken phone.
Because my mom is watching a Bible show where the elliptical is.
Doh! Sounds like she just turned it off.
Well, alright then.
I worked my 4 hours today but have been tired. Tried to nap but the Bible show interfered.
Plan for today is to clean out the leftovers, & clean the kitchen. Do taxes and school work.
#stay motivated#gym motivation#weight loss motivation#motivation#exercise motivation#fitness motivation#run motivation#motivating quotes#healthy lifestyle#getting healthy#losing weight#healthy eating#fitblr#healthy habits#operation lose this gut#weight loss#operationlosethisgut#weight loss journey#road to 169#secret goals#a little tired#focus#get going#just do it#do it#just do it dammit#daily exercise#daily struggles#daily#exercise machine
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Wouldn't Time Be Out To Charm You? | Slash x Reader Fanfic (Guns and Roses)
A03 link :)
Summary: You and Slash (he's shirtless) cuddle in a bed together and eventually have sex.... straight to the point.
Word Count: 963
A/N: I got this idea from a Slash photo I saw on Pinterest. This is my first time in a long time doing a smut so sorry if it sucked. I know that Slash's real name is Saul but I'm still using his stage name.
Slash's P.O.V
It was 3:00 AM. We were at Duff's house, playing with Duff's kids (aged 6) We making stuff out of Playdoh, it was pretty fun. The kids were enjoying it. If you're wondering why we're at Duff's house, me and (Y/N) were babysitting both of Duff's kids since both Duff and his wife are both out of town for a few days. They might be coming back today, I don't know.
I was sweating like crazy. It was really hot in here. The heat was blasting on my body. It wasn't helping that I was wear a small shirt, pants and socks.
We turned on the heater in the house earlier because it was really cold outside. The kids and my girlfriend were warm tho. I cannot take the heat anymore, my palms were sweaty. I couldn't even play with the Play-Doh anymore. "Babe, I'm gonna go in Duff's room for a bit. It's so hot in here." I told her. She looked at me, she was shocked that I was sweating this much. She was so busy playing with the kids that she didn't notice that I was sweating. "Okay. Let me know when you'll be back." She put her hand on my shoulder. I got off of the floor and I went to Duff's room. I immediately turned the AC on. I took my shirt off and throw near the empty closet. I walked up to the bed and lay on it. God, it feels so good in here. I don't even feel like turning the tv on.
A couple of minutes later...
(Y/N) walked in the room. Finally, I have been waiting all day to come in the room with me. She looked pretty tired. She shut the door so that the cold air would get out. Thanks. "Hey baby." I said to her happily. She was leaning against the wall. "The kids are watching TV in their rooms. I had to clean up the mess." She said. "Well, then sit down and relax." I keep patting on the bed. She walked over to the bed and lay on the bed. She was laying right next to me. I was right. We haven't gotten a break all day. We deserve to relax in this cold, chilly room. I leaned closed to her, I gave her a kiss on the forehead and the cheek. I smiled at her. "I love you, Slash." She said.
(Y/N)'s P.O.V
This room feels so cold and nice. No wonder Slash didn't feel like leaving the room. I was looking over to my left to kinda distract myself. I was looking at Slash who had his hands behind his head. I looked down on him until I noticed something. Slash has a boner in his pants, oh boy. I can't help but to stare at it. "Slash, you're hard." I pointed at his erect dick. "Sorry. I'm just kinda horny right now." He laugh a little. He crossed his legs to cover up his boner. I wish haven't done that. I have been feeling horny lately too. Seeing his boner made me wet. I just want him to fuck me and cum inside me so bad. "Slash can I..." I unzipped his pants. His dick was sticking out his pants. "Suck on it?" I touched his dick and stroke it slowly. He is so hard. "Y-Yes." He moaned softly. I don't care if the kids can hear us at this point. I put my mouth on his dick and suck on it. I was going up and down.
"Don't stop..." He moaned. He pushed my head down. I couldn't get back up, it was kinda hard to breathe. He came inside in my mouth without a warning. I swallowed it all. It was kinda tasty.
"(Y/N)..." He got off of the bed. He was behind me. "Let me fuck you." He said as I was still bending over on the bed. I felt a hand touching me. It was Slash, he started touch my ass cheek. He was going up and down slowly. I moaned a little. It feel pretty good. "S-Slash... stop." I was starting to moan a little louder. He knows that I'm pretty sensitive there. He stopped. I was laying on my back with my legs open, waiting for him to put his dick in my wet pussy. I was ready. He grabbed my legs and slowly put it in. "Ah~" I moaned loudly. I know that he put it in slowly but it hurts. I didn't expect it it hurt. "Fuck." He grunted. He started to go in and out slowly. It hurts but it feels so good. "Faster..." I told him. I don't want him to stop. He started fucking me faster and faster. I couldn't stop moaning. I feel a bit dizzy from how fast he has been fucking me.
"I'm gonna--" He moaned. I know what's he's going to say. "Cum inside me." I yelled. I just want him to cum inside.
He came inside me. We were both breathing heavily. He pulled his dick out of me and I put my legs back down. "I love you." He said to me. I wish I could say I love you back but I'm out of breath. "Now let's get outta here before anyone sees us." Slash got off of me and I got off of the bed. I got off of the bed as well. We both put our clothes back on. We both acted like nothing happened. Man, that was amazing. It's time to go check on the kids and hope they're not doing anything stupid. I really hope they didn't hear anything. They probably did.
#gunsnroses#guns n roses fanfic#slash gnr#slash fic#x reader#guns n roses x reader#a03 fic#a03 writer#fanfic#fanfiction#duff gnr#duff mckagan#duff mckagan fanfic
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English to Furbish to toki pona ““dictionary””
today, i learned that Furbish is actually kinda a language?? after reading this post by @favoriteanimal and skimming this wiki page, i naturally decided to try to translate all the Furbish words and phrases into my beloved toki pona. oh boy was it a journey!
overall, i feel like toki pona is a much more flexible + efficient little language in comparison to Furbish. the main issue that irked me was the amount of unnecessary variations of the same concept, but made into 3 or more words! (i think this may just be the toki ponist in me.) i’m also not certain, but it seems like Furbish may be a relex?? someone please let me know, if ya know!
however, Furbish still succeeds in what (i believe) it sets out to do: to be a very cute, baby-sounding language that can be used to express many interactions between pet + owner / baby + guardian.
please note:
i was quite tired + made this in the span of about 3 hours!
i am not a toki pona expert and have little experience with Furbies
toki pona is best expressed in context and sometimes requires multiple sentences to convey an idea, so many of these don’t work well to be translated as abstract concepts.
i used some non-standard words (both non-pu and non-ku suli)
if i’ve made any mistakes, please kindly correct me! if you think a phrase could be better expressed a different way, feel free to share!
(above/up/high) oo = sewi / lon sewi
(affirmative) ee = lon
(again/another/more) koh-koh = kin
(and) koh = en
(ask) oh-too-mah = [toki pi wile] seme
(baby) bay-bee = kili mama / jan lili mama
(bad) boo-dah = ike
(be/to be) boh = lon / li (kind of, it’s complicated lol)
(beautiful/pretty) ee-kah = suwi lukin / pona lukin
(best) dee-mak = nanpa wan
(best fun/radical) dee-doo-ay = epiku
(big) dah = suli
(no!/big no) dah-boo = ala a
(big yes) dah-ee-tah = pona a / lon a
(birth/birthday) tee-toh = tenpo pi kama lon
(birthday) toh-toh = sike suno
(boring) koo-dah-way-loh = musi ala
(bottle) bah-bah = poki telo
(change) boo-tay = ante
(cloud) ay-loh-may-lah = ijo kon sewi
(come/coming) bye-bye-oo-bah = kama
(complete) toh = pini
(cute) doh-dee = suwi [lukin]
(dance) noh-lah = tawa musi
(delicious/tastes good) yumm-wah = pilin pi moku pona / moku li pona
(diamond) ay-koo = kiwen mani
(dizzy) ay-way = pilin nasa
(do) doo-dah = pali (i’m not sure of the context of this one, so it’s tricky)
(dog) bar-bar = soweli pona? / soweli jan pi nanpa wan? (i’ve always been bad at translating animal names)
(done) toh-dye = pini
(down) nah-bye = anpa
(dream) way-loo = sitelen lape
(dude) dee-doh = mije / jan o (not sure if this is referring to just “a guy” / or is meant to be like “bro”)
(face) kay-tay = sinpin
(feed/food) ah-tah = moku
(finally) oo-tah-toh-toh = tenpo li lon ni a (this one is tricky)
(friend/buddy) noo-lah = jan pona
(full) oo-loo = pilin pi moku mute
(fun) doo-ay = musi
(funny) doo-loo = musi
(game) doo-ay-loo-lah = musi
(game over) kah boo koo-dah = pini musi / musi li pini
(genius) dah-way = wawa lawa
(give) tah = pana
(go/bye/get out) bye-bye = o tawa pona / o tawa a (not sure if this is supposed to be aggressive or what 😅)
(good/okay) ee-day = pona
(good morning) dah-ay-loh-oo-tye = suno pona
(good night) dah-ay-loh-nah-bah = [o] lape pona
(happy) noo-loo = pilin pona
(have) ah-mah = jo
(health/healthy) koo-doh = sijelo pona / lawa pona (physical health / mental health)
(help) ah-noo = o pona! / o pona e mi! / pana e pona
(hey) hey = toki
(hide) woo-bye = weka lili
(high) oo-tah = sewi
(hmm?/huh?/when?/where?/yeah?/what?) doo? = seme
(home) lay-lah = tomo / tomo mi
(hug) may-lah = pilin pona suli kepeken luka (not sure on this one)
(humor/play/joke) loo = musi
(hungry/eat) ay-tay = pilin moku / moku
(interrogative) doo = seme / anu seme
(island) koo-wah = ma lili / ma lili lon telo suli
(joke) loo-loo = musi
(just kidding/not) kah-loo-loo = mi toki lon ala! / mi toki musi taso / lon ala!
(kiss) may-tah = pilin suwi kepeken uta
(life/nature/living things) tee = lon / ijo lon
(light) ay-loh/a-loh = suli ala (i believe this is supposed to refer to weight? if it’s referring to like a lightbulb, then “suno”)
(lightness) ay = suli ala
(like) toh-loo = ni li pona tawa mi / sina pona tawa mi / mi pona tawa sina anu seme? (this one really only works in a sentence)
(like/similar to/comparative) tay = sama
(listen) ay-ay-lee-koo = kute / o kute
(little/smallness) dee = lili
(live) boh-dah = lon
(log) tee-loh = palisa kasi
(look) ay-ay = lukin / o lukin
(love) may-may = olin
(love it) dah-may-may = ni li pona a tawa mi / ona li pona a tawa mi / ona li pona a tawa sina anu seme? (again only really works in a sentence)
(maybe) may-bee = ken la
(me/mine/myself/I) kah = mi
(money) moo-lah = mani
(monster) moh-moh = monsuta
(mountain) koh-dah = nena
(move) noh-bah = tawa
(music) ee-kah-lee-koo = kalama musi
(negative/no/stop) boo = ala / o pini
(no way/big no) dah-boo = ala a!
(noise) bah-boo = kalama
(now) nee-way = tenpo ni
(oh) oh = a
(oh my gosh/OMG) oh-kah-tee = wawa a! / a! / seme a?!
(ok) oh-kay = oke
(over) oo-bah = lon sewi
(party/party time) dah-no-lah = ma musi / tenpo musi
(path) bye-way = nasin
(pet) ah-may = luka suwi / mi luka suwi e sina
(play) loo-lay = musi
(please) doo-mah = sina pona e mi la mi pilin pona (idk if there’s really a good way to say “please” in tok, but here’s a sentence “if you help me, i’ll feel good”)
(pull) ah-loo = luka / pakala lili (depends on context)
(rain) wah-wee-tee = telo sewi
(receive) tah-tah = kama jo
(really?/seriously?) loo-loo-doo? = seme? / ni li lon anu seme?!
(rock - music) boo-koo = kalama musi kiwen (not meant to be literally— i’m describing rock music as kiwen/“hard”)
(rock - nature) koo = kiwen
(sad) boo-noo-loo = pilin ike / pilin laso
(scared) dah-boh-boh = pilin monsuta / monsuta
(sea) ee-wah = telo suli
(shake) koo-bah = tawa suli
(sing) wee-tee = kalama musi uta
(sleep) way-loh = lape
(so) doh = tan
(song) wah-tee = kalama musi
(sound) lee-koo = kalama
(stand) oo-boh = awen noka
(story) wee-loo = lipu musi
(sun) dah-ay-loh = suno
(sweet) nee-may = suwi
(tail) dee-tee-tah = linja monsi sijelo
(talk) noo-noo = toki
(tell) wee-tah = toki
(thank) dah-kah = toki lon te sina pona to
(thank you) dah-kah-oo-nye = sina pona / pona tawa sina
(that’s right) boh-ee-tay = ni li lon / lon
(thinking/mind) way = pilin / isipin / lawa
(tickle) nee-tye = pana e pilin musi
(time) toh-toh = tenpo
(touching/holding) ah = pilin / luka
(touch) tay-boo-koo = pilin / luka
(tree) tee-tah = kasi suli
(twinkle) tee-wee-lah = suno
(uh-huh) uh-huh = lon
(uh-oh) uh-oh = a ike
(uh-uh) uh-uh = ala
(uncle) oo-kah = jan sama mama / jan sama pi mama mi (not sure on this one)
(very) mee-mee = mute
(wassup?) doo-oo-tye? = sina pali seme? / seme li lon ni?
(water/rain) wah = telo
(where are you?) oo-nye-doo? = sina lon seme?
(whoa) whoa = a!
(wise/wisely) wah-lah = sona suli / kepeken sona suli
(wonder) way-nah = isipin / pilin
(worried) boh-bay = pilin monsuta lili
(yay) yay = pona a!
(yea!) wah! = lon a!
(yes) ee-tay = lon
(yippee) yippee = a! / musi a! / pona a!
(you) oo-nye / u-nye = sina
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okay now that i finished the chapter after desperately floundering back to tumblr to send the ask about his mug. i am very conflicted. also too tired to make much sense or type a lot out so this is gonna be a little messy but
the lady at cas’ work likes him and they have to dance and dean kept the subscription going at the bunker and noah is gentle but not gentle and also deans favourite mug :/ knowing how attached i am to mugs added together with him not stepping down as soon as cas came back.. well. he should have known better >:/ also i do NOT like that dean’s husband is a reflection of john fucking winchester i SEE what you are doing del outdean i SEE IT and i don’t LIKE IT however i still think you’re doing it marvelously well
i really enjoy how good you are at tying chapters together and the different povs together esp when they both reference things (like the ikea subscriptions) from different angles and i love how the characters stay the same and how they’re both so accurate in my mind and how they’re serious and they’re also ridiculous and i think you squeezed my heart too hard with the panic attack phone call scene because now it’s all lumpy like play-doh.
OH ALSO the cowboy picture (literally listening to shoulda been a cowboy at this very second) (OH unrelated but my window is open and it smells like rain it’s so lovely) anyways THE COWBOY PICTURE there is no keysmash or set of emojis that can sum up my emotions right now. he has it on his phone. he printed it out. he wondered where it went :(( HE! GAVE IT! TO CAS!!!!! holy shit…….. God… the feelings hit me again. oughagwghagghu
(also glaring suspiciously at noah for the picture disappearing and showing up in the give away boxes…)
anyways del i apologize for lack of coherency just know i am 😵💫🫣😭😔😵💫😵💫‼️😳🥺✨🫶🫣😵💫😵💫‼️✨‼️‼️😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😭😭🥺🥺��🫣‼️‼️‼️✨✨😵💫😭🫶🤍 about your writing and this chapter was delightful despite the pain MWAH i hope you have a lovely day
the only thing I can for SURE confirm is that Noah didn’t break or move the picture, otherwise he would know what Cas looks like and would have recognized him when she showed up at the door
Also I hope u have a lovely day too :^)
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Seana’s 2020 art highlights (a thread)
(Note: this is a reupload of a thread i did on twitter a few years back. so these are really old.)
January: i didn’t draw anything complete that month.... closest thing i could find to finished is this art i made of my OC, Angelord. man. remember when i drew my OCs?
[2023 note: it's..... funny you say that. you would try to start up an original comic for the entirety of next year.... not that it ever came to fruition.]
February: i finished Link’s Awakening that month. i drew Marin bc i thought she was cute. i wish i could get motivated to draw fanart of recent video games i finished more... this is probably the last proper traditional art i made this year... after this, it’s mostly digital.
March: look. i’m attempting anatomy... and i failed lol. i remember being like “how do you draw woman” after drawing this... i mean. i still wanna know how to draw woman, so i guess i haven’t changed lol.
[2023 note: I STILL DONT KNOW HOW TO DRAW WOMEN]
April: wait NVM here’s another traditional piece i made this year. he was an adoptable i made... but nobody was interested in them so he’s with me for now. i’ll try and redesign them, either to sell them or to keep him.
[2023 note: i never sold this guy.... i was lazy and nobody values points these days. probs for the best because scamming children with virtual coins is probably not a good idea lmao. at the same time, i wish there was an easy way to buy and sell designs+commissions without having to get a credit card or paypal or something.]
May: another month where i didn’t draw anything. buuut i did some plush sketches to reference so das dat.
[2023 note: you'll probably be able to name most charas here, but who's the guy i drew the most? that's Matteo, he's a little pink vampire and i made him through Gatcha Life.]
June: ah. the month where i started digital art. this was fanart for my friend’s OC. i didn’t know a lot of features of digital art so it looks like shit LOL not the first digital art i made ever, but it might as well be.
[2023 note: i actually received my tablet around 2018, but i never had time to draw on it because i had 1 hour of screentime every day. this restriction was finally lifted in 2020 (because online classes) and i finally had time to venture out into the world of digital art...]
July: i made a lot of stuff this month, but to shorten the list... i finished the plush of my OC, Matteo. i wanna make another plushie... maybe with Suitcase.
this was also the month i joined the OSC... oh hell. it’s been 6 months??
[2023 note: 2 YEARS BITCH. ITS GONNA BE YOUR 3RD ANNIVERSARY if i didn't get so tired and started to hate the community so much.]
August: ...ergh. lets get over with this month quickly...
Object OCs this. Object OCs that.
occasional Algebians.
i do not like the art here... it really shows that i’ve improved. ok let’s get outta here.
[2023 note: i fucking despise the person who asked me why "they were old" to my humanizations of the Dangos. this is why i refuse to join another public server ever again and might have contributed to the delay of my human drawing skills.]
September: lots of Taco II. i seriously liked her a lot. still do, but the love is a bit more spread out between characters.
oh. and i watched ONE that month. cool.
October: i finally found a style that i could weld. hooyah.
don’t ask why i drew my friend as a cat maid... i thought it was funny ok.
September: the month of gift art. nothing else to say, but i like the thin lines. yes, ‘thin’. ...god i need to think of better things to say.
[i would then realize i said the wrong month, and unlike tumblr, i cannot edit tweets once published, so my only option was to delete the whole thing and start over. or just say this:]
did i just say September... oh for fucks- no i am not fixing this i’m already tired of this just imagine i said November ok
December: best art of this year so far (doh) nothing to say. just... happy that i improved. can’t wait to improve even more.
[hey look! i was in the 2020 JnJ christmas video! thats me! me!!]
aaand, that’s all for this year! man, i thought i was done with improvement. i can’t believe i proved myself wrong. usually other people do that for me lol. lets see if i can disprove myself again in 2021.
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You guys ever met a mermaid out at sea?
#I'm too tired to graytone#racy#[Mun's Art]#[Wang Ruixiong]#[Guy Duchamp]#[Giovanni Vespucci]#asfsoa;ifhasi;doh but seriously why am I not more obsessed with mermaids and mermaidcore and so forth#I AM a mermaid#if it weren't for my mun icons being otters I'd draw myself as a mermaid more#but that requires eeeeffffooooooooort#with that said#gimme you mer muses <3#Iwannem#ignore Gio lmao he just likes tummies and he's from a time period where you just don't see bellies
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has that’s okay not aged a second for anyone else
#its like time stops and i cant say the song is tired whenever i listen and i have for months straight?#like jingle bells😱😱😱#that’s okay#kyungsoo#ksoo#doh kyungsoo#am i stockholm syndromed
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#i came back from uni at 9pm#you bet your ass im getting drunk#wtf uni life @just stab me???#i am sick and tired already and its the first day.#i cant fucking sleep to escape anymore atupid medication#im not supposed to drink with it doh lol yikes#but you better believe i deserve this 8%alcohol content
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Obey Me As Tumblr #2
Asmodeus: “I’m sad I wasn’t born in the era of-“ b*tch do it! If you like love letters, write them! If you like poodle skirts, wear them! Society is imploding as we watch on in abject horror! Do whatever you want!
MC: Time to buy a guillotine
Diavolo: Let’s not
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Luke: The only acceptable icing is buttercream. Whipped icing is a cowards choice and fondant people are demons and gotta meet me in the street for their poor life choices that led them to accept play-doh as acceptable cake decoration
Barbatos: Turn on ya location and we can talk
Luke: Hope you understand sign language then cause all you’re gonna be seeing is hands
Solomon: Damn sh*ts gettin real in the cake decorating fandom
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Asmodeus: Moan louder each time the cashier scans one of your items
Beelzebub: Please do not do this
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Leviathan: A shout out to all the people who started using “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking at another car
Satan: Yesterday a book fell off my desk and instead of picking it up I just looked at it and said “same”
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Belphegor: I’m so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me and I want to be set loose.
Satan: The energy of this post is dark and mysterious
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Solomon: Make your own foot scrub
Diavolo:
1. Feet are pretty hard to make
2. Don’t call me a scrub ever again
Lucifer: please stop making me read this
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Belphegor: In this world it’s milk or be milked
Lucifer: It’s really not
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Solomon: If there’s a “heavens no” and a “hell yes” why isn’t there a “purgatory maybe”
Diavolo: PURGHAPS
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Asmodeus: Bisexual: the ability to reach down someone’s pants and be satisfied with whatever you find
Diavolo: Whatever you find. That’s a pretty broad definition. I personally would not be satisfied if I found. Say. An alligator in my partners pants. Genitalia is cool. Carnivorous reptiles are not.
Satan: Is pansexuality not caring if you find an alligator
Barbatos: Yes
MC: If the alligator is limp. Is it reptile dysfunction?
Solomon: We need to get outside.
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Beelzebub: What if birds aren’t singing and they’re screaming because they are afraid of heights
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Leviathan: Do animals think in English or in the sounds they make
Lucifer: This is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
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Leviathan: High school graduations are hilarious lmao “you’ve truly become a family after these four years” I guarantee you If some of these kids caught fire half their classmates would calmly drink a glass of water in front of the burning students
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Belphegor: One time in school I didn’t read the assigned book and I was like f*ck it imma write this essay anyway and I had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so I just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me I was the only student who truly understood the book
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Leviathan: Are you ever in school and you hear a muffled scream from a nearby class and you’re like the f*cks going on
MC: What the f*ck kind of school do y’all go to?
Satan: RAD
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Belphegor: If you both agree to take a nap instead of going out, it’s a date
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Asmodeus: Why are you single?
Leviathan: I literally don’t leave my house and I don’t talk either
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Beelzebub: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it and I started thinking like it was just trying to get food what if I went to the fridge and it slammed the door shut and snapped my neck how would I feel
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Mammon: You are angry about something “clam down” I text you, you assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young, War is hell.
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Leviathan: I was so sleep deprived the other day that I tried to zoom in on a paper
Leviathan: Wtf I just made that post
Leviathan: Oh wait that is my post
Leviathan: I haven’t slept in two days
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MC: Where can I buy some thigh high crocs
Luke: In hell
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Simeon: Today is Copernicus’s 540th birthday. You remember Copernicus as the man that said “hey, what if the earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “hey, what if we set you on fire?”
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Asmodeus: I’m looking for a romantic way to say I hope you think about me when you masturbate sometimes
Simeon: In the deepest calmest hours of the night when you have not but your own company, I hope my image fills you with bliss
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MC: “Were you born a boy or girl?” Bold of you to assume I was born at all
Mammon: I personally was created in a lab
Satan: Just straight of spawned
Diavolo: I was summoned
Luke: I was born at the age of seven, my mother being out of town at the time
Lucifer: Just popped into existence like a theoretical particle
Simeon: My existence is a figment of your imagination
Leviathan: Found in a cabbage field
Asmodeus: I lost my memories when I came to this dimension
Beelzebub: I’m just a rock that grew legs
Barbatos: I was retconned into existence to fix a plot hole four years ago
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Mammon: What happened when the guy shoplifted a calendar
Leviathan: He got 12 months
Lucifer: Crime isn’t a joke
#obey me#funny obey me#obey me diavolo#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#obey me satan#obey me asmodeus#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphegor#obey me simeon#obey me solomon#obey me barbatos#obey me luke
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Small Hours of Delight [D.KS]
(CREDITS TO THE ORIGINAL OWNER OF THIS GIF)
A/N’s NOTE: Dedicated to @bookishcatto. And finally, hello Soo! Sorry 'cause this is short again. This story is unfortunately rushed and have like, almost zero editing in it. That's right, publishing it w/o second looking, that's me.
Genre: Fluff, husband!Kyungsoo AU
Ratings and Warnings: None but be safe in your own houses okay?
Characters: Doh Kyungsoo X Fem!Reader
Word Count: 817
Date of Publication: 16-11-2021
Slumped shoulders and heavy legs have finally reached the rug that was splayed before the door of the apartment like someone had carried a heavy sack of flour. A soft sigh escaped her lips as she inserted the key before twisting the knob, with the darkness welcoming her like it had become a part of her place.
She hadn’t realized how much time had passed until it was already midnight when she got home. Endless paper works from the publication she worked at plus teaching at her alma mater, things have escalated too quickly like the blurry lights that passed on the ride home. Worse, she had been drenched in the rain as if it was adding more to her misery. She’d thought to herself that if she ever came home, she would immediately take a shower and knock herself out like a body floating at sea. Sleep was more important to her than anything her rational mind would think of.
What she didn’t come across at the flick of the lights in her flat was the eruption of something cooking followed by metal clanging as if someone was doing heavy metalwork so late into the night.
But instead of quickly hurrying to where the source was, hesitance crept up to her followed by a chill down her spine. Who the hell has broken down her place? She went on to grab the nearest weapon she could find, which was a crowbar and tiptoed her way towards her kitchen. As she held the crowbar in her left hand, she readied her phone on her right, in case she had to contact authorities.
As soon as she swerved towards her kitchen, she was met with the culprit, her hands ready to swing the crowbar, but the intruder was faster like the outcome was predicted.
“Whoa!”
At the sound of the voice, she stopped, her arms in midair as if she was arrested. Stood before her and holding a pot, was her husband. His eyes widened through his rimless glasses as he stared at her with a look that could probably kill anyone. He stood his ground as he managed to balance the smoldering pot between his oven gloves.
“Kyungsoo?” she gasped. She dropped the crowbar as she held his face to her hands. “I’m so sorry, honey. Also, I thought you weren’t coming back until next week from the tour?”
Kyungsoo’s gaze softened as he turned his face towards one of her hands and kissed it. “I am, but I wanted to go home earlier and surprise you.”
“Surprise?” she raised an eyebrow. “What for?”
They both stared at each other, with her frowning more and more. Kyungsoo playfully rolled his eyes as he chuckled while putting down the pot. After doing so, he gently tugged at his wife’s hand, pulling her into his arms and embracing her with all the warmth that he have. The two of them stayed like that for a while until Kyungsoo cradled her head and slowly bent his head down to press his lips against hers.
“It seems like you’re tired, baby,” Kyungsoo kissed the top of her head. “But happy birthday.”
Her eyes widened. She hadn’t realized another number was added to her life. Much more, her husband was by her side and was always there to remind her and celebrate with her.
"Oh my God," she bit her lip. "I can't believe I forgot my birthday."
Kyungsoo laughed, which was a melody to her ears. “That’s fine. We’re all tired. At this time, I want you to just sit right there as I make your favorite dish, okay? Let me cook your birthday gift.” He pecked her lips one more time before starting the process of making Pasta Carbonara, knowing how much she loves it when he cooks her favorite.
This was heartwarming to her; while she does know how to cook, Kyungsoo however, makes it better. She would wonder sometimes how he makes every food he makes full of love and home. Was it his hands, how they delicately maneuver each ingredient with ease and turn them into something magical? She still had to figure this workhorse of her husband and how his recipes paved its way to her heart.
“What are you looking at?”
Her trail of thoughts was snipped by Kyungsoo's gentle voice and watched at his own eyes that were swirling in amusement. She shook her head.
"Nothing," she placed her chin in her hands. "Just…thinking how your cooking always makes everything better."
Kyungsoo snorted. “You’re biased.”
“But it’s true!” she giggled. “It’s like you’ve enticed me with it as like how you attract your fans with your voice.”
A hoot of laughter came out of him before proceeding to come over her and placed his lips on hers. “Again, you’re biased. Now just shut up and sit tight. I love you and happy birthday again.”
#exo#kyungsoo#exowritersnet#kyungsoo x reader#kyungsoo fluff#kyungsoo fic#kyungsoo fanfic#kyungsoo scenarios#kyungsoo imagines#exofluff#exoimagines#exoscenarios#exofanfic#d.o.#exo au#kyungsoo one shot#kyungsoo scenario#kyungsoo imagine
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Since Zora's mother is canonically dead, imagine her and Molly bonding over their losses.
(full disclosure I actually had a big loss occur in my family recently and when writing this I accidentally starting projecting a little so it might sound kinda weird but was just my personal coping take away form the the whole thing hope that’s okay!)
well since Percy is Molly’s official legal guardian and Zora is Percy’s partner that technically also makes her Molly’s guardian so percy thought it would be good for them to try bonding! that’s how to two ending up in a tree sitting in awkward silence at 6:00 am one chilly fall morn waiting for Zora to shoot something. They both like nature but Zora is more into dominating it…rather then peacefully enjoying it
The two are the most distant from each other in the house mostly because both have of a low key mutual fear of each other.
Molly really does want to try and get to know her second legal guardian and Zora will attempt to connect with the adorable little Hannibal for Percy’s sake but all attempts at the mysterious art of small talk have thus far failed.…
until a sweet pretty doe wanders right into Zora‘s line of fire.
Molly stops her right before she can pull the tigger by yanking at the gun. Zora is obviously pissed because NO ONE TOUCHES HER GUNS. (Plus its super dangerous and Percy will kill her if she gets hurt) until she notices the little baby fawn with her.
Zora: “you’ve seen that Disney deer way to many times kid.” *cocks gun and accidentally scared them off* “DA! DOH SH- ugh now look what you did kid!”
Molly: “wha- I- how could you still do that she needs her mom?!”
Zora: “psht- she don’t need shit that baby was big enough to be on her own! it’ll help build character I didn’t have no mom for most my childhood and look at me!“
Molly: “…y-you didn’t have a mom either?”
Zora: “I-uhh- y-yah so?”
Molly: well um how can- I mean how did you cope with it?
Zora: Cope? kid back and I my day we didn’t have time to “cope“ parents dropped like flies and it didn’t stop the fields from needin to be plowed for the cows from need to be milked or the wild rabid coyotes needin to be shot before they gnawed your legs off!
Molly: *weak chuckle* yah… I know how that is…
Zora: there were rabid coyotes in sweet jazz city?
Molly: Oh no no I mean the other stuff about still having to you know work… It felt so…. lonely
Zora:……. *looks at molly really looks at her and how tired her big green button eyes are for the first time* uhhhh *sign* yah it kinda was…. But it kept my mind off it too yah know…
Molly: yah I guess so… but its still just frustrating like no one even cared that she was gone exact for me and they just expect me to forget and move on like it didn’t matter at all! *tiny angry tears start to drip from the corners of her eyes*
*after a moment Zora awkwardly puts her arm around her tiny shoulders and pulls her into close to her poncho it’s surprisingly soft and smells like autumn leaves it reminds her off when her mom would hold her close on chilly fall days*
Zora: *deep sigh* I honestly don’t know what to say here Perc and soup boy are a lot better at this comforting thing then me…. You didn’t deserve to have to deal with all that kid not as young as yah were in whats supposed to be the “civilized age“ when you could of had like robots or something doing it… *sigh* I wish I could have some kinda sunshine and rainbows advice for yah….
but if there’s one thing I’ve learned it’s that no matter what you just can’t stop the world from turning no matter how much you want to…but the bright side of that is it can lead to something better…
*the early morning sun glimmers like molten gold through the dewey pine trees*
Zora slowly wraps around Molly and pulls her closer Molly hugs Her back just as tightly resting her head on Zora’s chest still teary but with a small smile on her face.... Zora rests her head on Molly‘s letting a single tear slip from her eye into Molly’s hair as the pair watch the sun slowly rise over the forest…..
Molly: *sigh* thank you Zora….
Zora: heh heh no problem little cub… (can’t believe that actually came outta me)
#epithet erased#zora salazar#Zora#molly blyndeff#Zora and Molly bonding#Sorry if it can out weird and got kinda personal#Ask#epithet erased headcannon#headcannon
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