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my writing class is having a bracket where we pick quotations from papers to use in our essays and vote on them to see who had the best quote. what if i didn't. what if i cried instead.
#i am being so fr when i tell you that i am too competitive for this#i know that it's ridiculous but i will genuinely feel bad about myself if i don't do well in silly shit like this#does it make sense? no#but i've spent my whole life basing my entire sense of worth and concept of self around academic achievement#and these days in college i am not quite the achiever anymore#ohoho i am in fact doing so poorly#but it's still ingrained in me to feel i need to be the best in every classroom and every situation#so competitions and shit just make me dread school now that i know i can't and won't be that#aaaaanyway#burnt out two months into college hours ✌️#lmao#boink
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Happy birthday to Min Jeung, the Ultimate Student!
As you may have noticed by my blog name and pfp, I relate to this girl more than what is probably considered healthy. I wanted to show appreciation by talking about her a bit in a half-baked character analysis, and explaining why I find her so amazing!
-Despite being the Ultimate Student, and by her own admission having dedicated her entire life to her talent, she isn't just a souless studying machine. She still makes time to participate in various school clubs and even has a procrastination problem. She is outright offended when Xander insinuates she must have no friends because of her talent. In this, she just like me fr.
-Despite excelling in academics, she has grown to dislike and resent the education system for the seemingly endless amount of information it forces its students to memorize without actually learning anything of value. In this, she just like me fr. Additionally, this fuels her surprisingly interesting dynamic with Xander, one which I may have to cover in another post. Wouldn't want you getting distracted from my post about the birthday girl with thoughts of the pretty British boy.
-Her studious nature has developed into an unrelenting curiosity for the most random shit you can imagine. One of her favorite pastimes is, after all, browsing W*******a articles. Because of this, her knowledge seems to know no rhyme or reason, as she is both perfectly capable of explaining the entire process of baking a cake down to the molecular level, while also not knowing anything about milk beyond how good it tastes. Yes, this is mostly based on that one joke, but in case you can't tell, there's not much info we have to analyse her character with and I'm also sort of projecting really hard. In this, she just like me fr.
-One of these peculiar curiosities are insects and other critters. She decorates cookies with centipedes, collects insects, and her character profile states she likes tarantulas (not an insect, but you know). I chose to believe this means she is a Ghost & Pals fan, and yes that's me projecting again. I, too, am obssessed with funky little animals, so in this, she just like me fr.
-She dislikes children. Based.
-She is kind and patient and maybe a little gay, helping Unnamed Classmate study for a test they are clearly not ready for. Although she can get exasperated by the other's laizzes faire approach to studying, she still puts up with it for her friend. In this, she just like me fr.
-She suffers from pretty bad impostor syndrome, not considering herself on the same level as other Ultimates because of the way she was accepted in. She seems comfortable hanging out with them, but deep down doesn't believe she deserves it. In this, she... isn't like me fr, thankfully. Dodged that trauma.
-Her impostor syndrome is only exacerbated by the fact she doesn't believe she was the highest scoring of the Ultimate Contest for Eminent Students, just the one that best fit the ideal of "Ultimate Student". She sees that as a badge of shame, as she considers herself neither the smartest nor the most knowledgeable from those who took the test. Especially if her secret is the one about poisoning the competition, as many believe. This highlights the needless competitiveness of the school system, where even the students doing well can sometimes feel insufficient or dissapointed if they are not the absolute top of their class, or they don't perform perfectly at every opportunity. ...she just like me fr-
-She feels uncertain of her future, as being the Ultimate Student does not seem to guarantee any kind of future success, nor does it help her narrow down what she wants to do in the future. This is a great representation of a common fear and worry of top students, who worry having so much of their life be defined by their excellence in academics will mean they won't know what to do with themselves once they stop studying. Well, I say it's common, but maybe it's just Min and I, because in this she just like me fr. I assure you, I am fine.
-She didn't mean to kill Xander. How tragic, for someone whose entire life was defined by the pressure to never make a mistake, to never fail and especially not fail that Contest for Eminent Students, who was promised a bright future if she only gave up her present and her past to a souless system that does not truly care about her; to have that future ripped out from her, just because of one mistake. She only wanted to save Teruko...
-Fukc Danganronap asdkanej I wil why did this happen why she was so great and smart and I loved her and fuak's sake why why why. She's the first killer death that hurt me the most, by far, and her hug with Teruko actually fucking destroyed me aaaaahhhh-
-I love DRDT so much, and thank it for being able to live up to its name and giving me the despair I crave. Although Min's death made me sad, it made me sad in the good way, and I thoroughly enjoyed her character as long as she lasted. She may be the best written first chapter death I've ever seen! :D
Now please let Veronika live past chapter 3-
Anyways, thanks for reading, and happy birthday to Min Jeung! I will go cry now.
Bonus: Here's just a few songs that remind me of her. You may not be able to tell, but I like Vocaloid.
+Abnormality Dancin' Girl by Guchiry
+Lost One's Weeping by Neru
+Aishite by Kikuo
+Entomologists by Ghost & Pals
+Star of the Show by Ghost & Pals
+Pathological Facade by Ghost & Pals
+Appetite of a People-Pleaser by, guess who, Ghost & Pals
+Marionette by KIRA
+Meltdown by iroha(sasaki)
And of course,
+Happy Birthday!
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Audio Drama Sunday - 3rd September ✨
I think it’s criminal to have to work on a Sunday instead of going on a little walk and listening to little podcasts, but here we are 🫠 It’s been a frankly ridiculous week of listening and there’s still so much more I haven’t had time to catch yet!
🌲@hellofromthehallowoods (131) Percy! Going to get Diggory! I think it makes it so bittersweet that he was about to apologise off the bat because you just KNOW that when they meet for real it won’t happen that easily. My god, I could listen to.a whole show just about this hastily assembled Friends of Zelda team. It’s so lovely to have Alice back in the narrative and I care for Tattery Stabs so much!! ‘How much do you like your brother?’ Really cracked me up. I love how hfth takes horror tropes (e.g. creepy doll) and they’re immediately someone new to love.
Speaking of someone to love!! Hector is putting in a really good bid for the award of ‘most traumatised man in the Hallowoods’, though the competition remains tough. This experience will no doubt have changed him, I can’t wait to find out how!
🦀 @thesiltverses (31) So many new and familiar voices in this new season and all of them are delightful! The writing and delivery of Val’s monologue in particular was so powerful and I was left cringing in my skin at the callous assertions that she is controllable… did we just hear the same thing? I have no idea what is going to happen this season and it’s thrilling and terrifying in equal measure!
🦮 @malevolentcast (35) This episode is such a rollercoaster oh my god!! There are so many layers of horror here! Not just the fear of the ‘other’ and of what other humans can do, but also the intrinsic fear of losing the self. What’s happening with John is so very unsettling, it’s been so long that we’ve almost taken for granted the way that John guides Arthur . . . what will he do when he can’t trust John’s assessment of the situation?
📻 @monstrousagonies (110) penultimate?! Excuse me??!! Penultimate!!! How am I going to cope without having fictional night folk problems solving my actual real life problems every week?? Panic aside, I really loved this episode. I was so glad to hear the presenter telling the author of the first letter that it actually wouldn’t be unreasonable to kick off just a little. I’ve often thought about just bringing a cat home and seeing what my wife would do . . . (I know this is bad, it’s not going to happen 👀) BUT a CHILD? And aw, yay, what a satisfying end to an unsatisfactory CEO. It was a pleasure to meet station and the MA community was in fine voice!
🌒 @monkeymanproductions Moonbase Theta Out FINALE!! I’m not going to share too many thoughts today because it may not even be out at the time of posting but IT’S AMAZING GO LISTEN!!!! Seriously, I cried so much at the thought of this show being over. I’ve loved it for such a long time and it’s been amazing to listen to it grow and see all the team’s hard work pay off spectacularly!
🧛♂️ @re-dracula what a busy, busy week for the Dracula characters! Marriages, millions of kisses, casual medical abuse, VAN HELSING. What a week.
🧬 Regina Prime (7) Damn, Epsilon has both the fire and the fight! Veeerrryyy interesting that Omega needs an assistant with a physical body… what have you got, Omega? I’m imagining a clone that is 1000s of years old, more mush than human. And the slip up with the number of clones . . . Omega . . . ? Something you want to share with the rest of the class??
💫 Wolf 359 (49 - 50) I am usually not the biggest fan of time loop stories but, of course, if W359 makes it, you know it’s gonna be great. The whole set up of the aliens being unable to communicate clearly because Doug chats absolute shit all the time is just so endearing to me. I can’t believe I’m getting so close to the end!
🏴☠️ Yes, I did listen to the @levianpod pilot again. What of it? Please, please support this show if you can! It must be made. I need it.
🎧 So lovely to hear from @thestoragepapers in last week’s episode of The First Episode Of! I feel like it’s so brave to ask for people to join in on the writing of your show but we love to see a collaboration thriving!! I need to bump this up my to-listen list!
🐬 @patterspod (3) Fiona Caruso, the woman, the myth, the legend. Someone needs to check in on the thriller writers because they’re just not okay… Also, Ryan, you idiot. I don’t even know if we can blame the influence of some eldritch force on these bad publishing attempts, but I feel like he’s going to snap like one of twig man’s branches at the slightest supernatural pressure. Which will be fun for us, at least!
All these amazing episodes, but my ears are bigger than my schedule and I still need to listen to new KILL FM. I’ve been really, really meaning to catch up on Additional Postage Required as well! Here’s hoping for a more chilled week next week! 🤞
#audio drama#podcast#podcast recs#audio fiction#audiodramasunday#audio drama sunday#hfth spoilers#malevolent spoilers#tsv spoilers#moonbase theta out#monstrous agonies#finding pattersby#wolf 359#regina prime#re dracula#levian podcast
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Hiiii!! Huge fan of the story so far and could not help myself from hopping over here to ask questions after commenting (@flimflamflame ty for responding with such thought out replies💖💖)!
LOVEEEE how you write them so physically affectionate with one another both bc it’s a huge sign of comfort and trust in a relationship and also it’s super cute!! Sets them apart from Katniss&Peeta’s style of intimacy/romance right of the bat I love the distinction. (Side note I ADOREDDD the little “white dress trying to burn in into his fingertips” moment I think I actually keeled over from how beautiful that was omg).
I would guess Clove’s especially touch-starved and wary with the absence of her mother (even if Enobaria is helping to fill that familial gap). Would you mind describing how you think their relationship would evolve from strangers/friends/lovers and the role of Cato in facilitating physical touch (ex: constant contact thru sparring)? Thank you!!
I personally about keeled over when I saw this ask I fr lit up. LIke I am so so excited to get an ask about this and talk about them and my au but also thank you so much for taking the time to read and comment and reach out ❤️❤️❤️
Okay so full transparency I am VERY long winded, as you can probably tell by 20 page chapters and 500 word comments. So bare with me, I just get really excited about these things :')
So thank you for noting the physicality of their relationship. Part of it absolutely makes Katniss and Peeta's relationship look fake in comparison, because these two are very physically affectionate. I think it comes from a possessiveness on both of their parts too, they aren't leaving a question of if the other is taken/spoken for. They're also very proud I think, of each other, and that shows in the way they are physically very (for lack of better terms) touchy. It's very opposite Katniss and Peeta, especially Katniss who looks like she wants to crawl out of her skin at touch.
Thank you for the part about the dress. I wanted it to evoke like..him processing and facing things and desires he didn't know he has, and accepting that he may never see them. So if this mental image of her in this little white lace dress is the only thing he's going to have to hang on to, in imagining a life that for the very first time he is both realizing he wants and also realizing he very well could lose, he is going to cling to the feeling of that lace and the promise it represents to him.
I think touch starved is a great way to describe Clove, in the most literal and clinical sense of it. Clove loses her mother and in doing so, she loses her comfort. She is a baby who learns that crying won't matter because noone is coming to help her/comfort her, which quite literally leads to an attachment disorder. There are studies on the phenomenon, and Clove would absolutely be in the category of attachment issues because of the emotional neglect she faced. The neglect is even sadder to me with the like..consideration that her mom loved her so much, and no one continues to love and protect her in honor of the woman who loved her so. Resentment and blame falls on this toddler which leads to her being the way she is.
And so I think knowing that she is in fact not given affection after the death of her mother, even physical touch has to be a little jarring at first.
The facilitation of that by Cato I think is a gradual process. I consider that in the academy people end up with like..a partner. I think Cato and Clove as very young kids were out performing their peers, and some of the older kids. Through mixed pairing and competitions the trainers found that the ONLY competition they had was in each other. I don't think they were the first pair like this but they are one of the last. Probably when they're around twelve they're established as okay this is your training partner, this is your competition, you need to make each other better, and then ultimately you will be tributes together. At first I think they didn't like each other in terms of he was already a cocky pre teen and she was a reserved, quiet girl who didn't care about making friends she just wanted to train. The initial physical contact is the training, and then I think it becomes that sort of teasing and taunting that comes with becoming a little older. He was bigger than her and could block the doors so she had to slam into him to get past. He could hold her favorite knife over her head. She could give him a sharp jab in the ribs, or take him out by the knees. Interestingly I think the training and the positions they ended up in while physically fighting each other REALLY facilitated the natural teenage curiosity they had to have. Hands lingering on the others wrist a little too long, staying ontop of the other once they pinned each other for a few extra seconds. I think those shifts happened around 15. I think it's usually his initiation from 12-15. He's the one holding her down in practice, the one holding something so high she can't reach until she pokes his ribs..etc. The same moments of him lingering a little too long sort of...shift once they're 15. Those hands end up dragging from her arms down her sides after they've pinned her own above her head. When she's pinned him down his hands end up on her hips and hold her by the waist. The touch is shifts from innocent training to something more but still manages to maintain a playful undertone. It's gradual. From training to more, but all follow a progress from those initial physical moments in training. On that same note I think the lines blur sometimes He'll have her against the wall by the throat, but his thumb ends up running along her jaw. She'll have her hands on his shoulders with his face to the ground and her nails just sink in to skin of his back.
I think on that same note, for all they have fought in training, trained outside, he's teased her, he's touched her, he has never done anything with the intention to like aggressively harm her. Yeah, they fuck each other up in training, but thats how it goes. Thats part of the job. But he's never trying to hurt her outside of just training injuries. That's refreshing, because I don't think that can always be said. I think things get messy in the academy they train in, and he's seen her hurt and vice versa. Theres tension with all these trained kids, and they're sometimes out for blood. The same goes for her. She isn't hurting him to hurt him or because she doesn't like him. They are VERY much in the category of "noone else can hurt you, only I get to do that." Noone else in that academy can lay their hands on them with intention to hurt without risking the wrath of them both. They like to watch each other win, but they don't like the risk of harm to someone they care deeply for (even if they wont admit that). They don't want to hurt each other, beyond training and practice. And I think part of their secret affection comes from the other getting hurt, and the way they react. Someone hurts her and he's going to give that person a black eye the next day. Her knife is going to slice a little too close to skin if someone gets carried away with him. That feeds into their possession. Thats His/her partner and no-one hurts her/him but him/her. Noone touches them.
That...physicality... carried over into their love life. He doesn't ever push her too far, because I do think she has some hesitation on actual sex for a while, but he genuinely loves to actually touch her. He loves it. He's an initiator. I don't know how much detail i'm allowed to go into on tumblr but. He respects her and her boundaries.
All that to say, there is a flip in there somewhere (around 15-16) where Clove also initiates the touching. She grabs his arm to calm him down when he gets a little too carried away. She grabs him by the face and pulls him down to her. She'll snake under his arm when they're laying together. Thats a big deal, Clove beginning to take on the facilitation of touch.
Clove was not given the same comfort in touch as a child should. She has to re learn that touch is safe, and it can be comforting, and it is okay, and it can feel good. She has to learn that she is allowed to want it and to crave physical interaction with another human in a non violent way. He is the only person (save for Enobaria, really) who gets the honor of any of those things. She has to learn that touch is okay and safe, and he gets to be the one to teach her.
I'm so sorry that was so long and verbose I just love to talk about them and this au okay thank you again so so SO much ❤️
#clato#cato and clove#clato fanfic#clato fanfiction#ARWBFB tag#always remember we're burned for better tag#clato au#clove kentwell#cato hadley#the hunger games au#the hunger games fanfiction
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*grabs you by the shoulders forcibly* tell me your Nerris hcs RIGHT NYEOW
AAAAA OK SO she's hinted to be Nonbinary I believe when juggling balls colored the same as the nb flag. So, that's like, cannon actually. (Even if this next part was for a joke they still decided to add in them saying "Well technically human female I prefer elfkin" and even if you jokingly make a character queer it still happened no take backsies! lmao.)
and Yes non-binary people can use she/her pronouns but I think she'd probably use she/they/elf (as in neopronouns) too!
•Nerris is definitely the type of kid that when you're playing pretend they'll bitch that you're not playing it right. It's just when it comes to what SHE'S into it has to be done "accurately" "properly" ect (aka the way elf wants it done) on "Nikki's last day on earth" she's all like nu uh you can't be the knight I am. now the princess runs and gives me a hug for saving her! Which was kinda
(🫵🤨 🏳️🌈⁉️)/hj
And she's friends with Nikki, too. She does a slightly similar thing telling Harrison he can't be a mage bc they are. Nerris the type to battle you over the player one controller fr.
Hot take all of her bad behavior is just from being an unchecked child and she'll grow out of most of it. I actually don't like the concept elf bullies Harrison bc she has a crush on him- (don't get me wrong this is 0 Nerrison hate I just don't like when they start from that.) I think she's actually jealous? Threatened of him maybe? Hear me out, before David had all their names remembered he was pulling a Cameron and grouping some together. Specifically only Nerris and Harrison. Nerris reacted childishly like children do and didn't take kindly to that and saw Harrison as immediate competition. (They even argue at one point about who's the most magical.) So that's why she targets him and treats him like a loser to keep him down and make herself feel higher.
It gives me the same vibe kids competing with each other academically rather than in sports bc once something is labeled as a team Nerris actually seems to do okay in it. So I think this is a behavior she learned way more in school, and why I HC her to be one of those honor student types who likes being recognized as the teacher's favorite.
I don't believe Nerris is even that deeply aware of the whys and how's of why they act like this. They just do things, man. Then do silly little flossing dances after.
They probably played movie star planet and all the other child website roleplaying games and started fantasy roleplaying groups on there which was probably difficult with all the family roleplays and wolf clans being a way more popular choice to pretend as. Elf needed something to do in the winter when it got too cold to larp outside !!!! They probably switch over to more writing based forms of roleplay as they got older.
In the show we actually see her playing a game called "Pixies and Pythons" or something instead of DND and there's like hot pixie women on the cover and I'm choosing to believe she DIDN'T bring that from home camp campbell just has offbrand EVERYTHING.
Both of her parents sew and they make all of their costumes for her and I like to think Nerris is very "navy blue starry wizard" aesthetic so they mostly stick to that. Her mom's supportive and will add anything she wants to it but her dad gets excited with hisown ideas and opinions too.
I think Nerris' gender exspression being neutral might've got them certain comments in school and why she specifically decided to make her character's title "Nerris the cute" and why often the first thing she aims against Harrison is his looks. (That, or, the "Nerris the cute" is a title her dad came up with for her before she could. Yes I'm saying this man brought the baby to larp in a carrier.)
Has a whooole collection of dice and she gives some to her friends when they come over but has to specifically pick out the ones she DOESN'T want anymore first.
Them and Harrison are Lord of the Rings VS Harry Potter. (It's possible to like things without supporting, liking, or agreeing with the creator of it. Nerris knows this...) Still calls him a transphobe whenever he brings the franchise up. Can't even defend himself bro they just go "is it bc I'm trans/j"
#I'm sorry this is so messy#i could probably think of more silly ones#camp camp hcs#my hcs#character headcanons#camp camp headcanons#headcannons#head canon#nerris cc#cc nerris#camp camp nerris#nerris camp camp#camp camp#campcamp#camp campbell
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mommy I think I need some advice 😭
ok here it is: I have this guy in my class that's really cute, also has a good personality, good humour and is just really nice in general
and I like him. welp obviously 💀
but the thing is, we've been in that class since an year and a half, and have not ONCE talked to each other, not irl, not on chat, never.
and in like 2 months, I'm never gonna see him again (I study at a coaching centre actually, and there they help you prepare for a competitive exam in 2 years, and in 2 months, our session is about to end so I'm obviously never gonna see him again, unless something happens 👀)
and even tho I just said that I like him, if I have to be honest, I've started loving him.. it's not just his looks or idk wtvr, but like.. there's just this connection I feel with him¿ (this sounds so cheesy) and I don't want to lose him and I really really wanna talk to him, and ykw??? I could actually pull him if I ever talked to him (I'm being fr💀) but the problem is that I haven't talked to him in all this time, and doing so now may give away the fact that I like him and tbf idek how to start a conversation with him.
AND ALSO, his best friend (who is kinda also friends with me) sort of knows that I have a crush on him and has probably told him too.
and one last thing, I don't actually fear the rejection, I just fear being rejected and then having to see that person on a daily basis, and also I don't want the entire class knowing about this..I have quite the reputation of being one of the best students in class, and this might just be..idk what to say..a bit problematic?
DON'T ASK ME OMG!! but i think you should ask him something about school. or does your school have some afterschool events? that could help too. i would tell you to force his bf to drag him in a same bar but idk how old you are. i mean like if you are american and you can drink when you're 21. i am sure you are stunning and you're gonna get him. but yeah, probably starting with something about school would be the best!!
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Competitive || FW
even though Fred loves you, that doesn’t stop him from trying his hardest to beat you in quidditch.
pairings: fem!hufflepuff!chaser!reader
warnings: cussing, meantions of eating/food, mentions of anxiety, mention of death, friendly competition, very bad injury, blood, concussions, and passing out
authors note: Cedric’s not dead, because i said so. I know it’s been forever since i posted but y’know, life gets in the way. Also, I know nothing about palm reading so if i’m wrong/something is inaccurate, i’m really sorry. I edited this, so hopefully it’s better 👍
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You were sitting in the great hall for breakfast, next to all of the Hufflepuff quidditch team. Cedric was making sure everyone knew the strategies, which he had already done 3 times this morning alone. But all you could think about was the semi-finals game tonight against Gryffindor. It felt like your team had been preparing for this since the beginning of time. You were ready, but it didn’t stop your stomach from being tied in a knot. Especially since you were going to play against your very competitive boyfriend, Fred Weasley. By no means would he go easy on you, gosh, probably harder on you since you were dating. He’d been teasing you about it for weeks.
“Y/n, are you even listening?” a very annoyed Cedric complained from across the table, snapping his fingers.
“What- yes, of course I am. It’s not like I’ve heard it a million bloody times already.” You replied with an eye roll, wanting this to be over so you could go back to enjoying your meal.
“So, as I was saying, I’m at right, Y/n is at left…” He trailed off about our starting positions, and you went back to daydreaming before your friend told you it was time for class.
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“Nervous, darling?” Fred teased from the other side of the table during divination.
“Me, Nervous? No, never-“ You said with sarcasm in your voice as you started writing down your results from the palm reading you did on him earlier. “And,” you continued, “Your palm reading says you’ll have great misfortune later, so who knows, maybe Hufflepuff will win.”
“Aw, this is all bull shit anyway.” Fred said rolling his eyes and looking up at you.
You say, laughing, “Now you’re just scared, Freddie-“ Which is true, because you could tell he was nervous too. He always picked at his nails when he was nervous. It was a bad habit, but still was something you picked up on.
“Whatever you say, Hufflepuff” He winked at you then seemingly went in for a kiss, before pulling his head back and ruffling you hair.
“Heyyyyyy~” you whined sarcastically
Fred chuckles in response “No kissing until the game tonight, when I win.”
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40 minuetes until the game. You were shaking, the butterflies in your stomach wilder then ever. Walking down the hallways was a task in itself, the heavy broom in your hand and your quidditch robes waying you down. Not to mention your knees trembling with every step. You were naturally a anxious person, but the semi-finals of the quidditch season was stressful. Cedric had requested you get there 30 minutes early, preferably earlier than that, but nobody was listening at that point after he’d gone over our strategy for scoring on Oliver Wood for the millionth time.
When you finally made it to the pitch, you were fifteen minuetes late. Cedric automatically flew down to you, shaking his head.
“Y/N, where we’re you? You’re the last one here.”
“I can tell, Cedric. Someone had to do it though.” You laughed and hopped up on your broom, quickly flying past to him and up to your starting position.
“C’mon Cedric, we’re waiting!” Everyone around you laughed, but the captain didn’t look too amused.
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You couldn’t belive it. The game was about to start. Oliver and Cedric were doing the coin toss, and if you thought your nerves were something before, everything was 10 times worse now. Your heart was pounding, limbs shaking, and frankly, you thought it was a heart attack. Fred was sitting on his broom across from you, and right when the whistle blew, He winked and flew off. You had barely any time to recover from the wink or the chills, and swiftly flew off to your teammate who had acquired the quaffle.
Flying behind your teammate, Heidi Macavoy, was not easy. The Gryffindor team was being very aggressive, and bludgers were flying right past your head with very little warning. You and Heidi were nearing the goal, and Oliver looked at you two as if he had fire in his eyes. You started trying out Cedric’s strategy, flying all over the right end of the pitch to distract the beater. It didn’t seem to be working though. He was very focused, and when Heidi threw the quaffle, it barely got anywhere before Oliver deflected it with his broom. It was going to be a long match.
45 minutes later, neither team had scored and many injuries had been sustained. Cedric had nearly fallen to his death 3 times, Angelina Johnson took a quaffle to her now-very-crooked nose, and you have had over 20 bludgers come into contact with your head. All sent at you by the one and only, Fred Weasley. He wasn’t trying to hurt you, just teasing really. After the 21st time he’d done it, you looked over at him and gave him a very mean stare. A warning, that he better stop or you know, something bad would happen. And just when you were done with your stare, a fast flying bludger hit your boyfriend smack in the head. Next thing you know, Fred was off his broom, and falling down towards the ground. It seemed like nobody noticed but you. You sat there, watching your boyfriend fall down bascially at the speed of light. You were frozen. And just like that, Madam Hooch blew the whistle.
Fred’s body stopped right above the ground, the wound on his head very prominent.
“Everyone get down. The game will finish when each team has fully conscious players.” Madam Hooch yelled out loud enough for everyone to hear. There were groans from all around, the stands full of people looking very disappointed. Oliver Wood looked near tears, and ran off to the locker rooms.
“Someone is butt hurt.” Anthony Rickett muttered.
“With our luck this means 50 more hours of practice.” Katie Bell chuckled.
You weren’t worried about their sly comments though, only yor boyfriend. He was being taken to the hospital wing with Madam Pomfrey.
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When Fred woke up, He found a half-asleep Y/N by his side. He had a wrap around his head, and his legs felt rather weak.
“W-what happened?” Fred blinked hard and stretched his arms out.
“Fred! Finally, you’ve been out forever. You took a bludger to the head.” You turned to him and placed a hand on his forehead.
“Did we win? Is Gryffindor going to the championship?” He quickly said sitting up and looked at you eagerly.
“They called the game off. We’re continuing next week when everyone recovers.” Shrugging, you continued to check on him and handed Fred his glass of water
“Oi, what rubbish.” He looked over at you and smirked. “We’ll still win.”
“Oh, we’ll see…” you looked back down at him. “I know neither team has won yet, but could I still get that kiss?”
He smirked and moved closer to you. “Gonna make out with an injured man, eh? Sounds dangerous.”
“Fred Gideon Weasley, when have you ever done anything safe?” You say, giggling and moving a hair out of his face.
“Hm, good point love.” Fred shrugs, leaning into you and placing a soft kiss on your lips.
It was heavenly, as all of your kisses with Fred were. But, you two were soon interrupted.
“Ooooo, what do we have here?” Fred’s twin brother, George, teased in a sing-song tone
“Piss off you-“ Fred said, pulling away.
“Afraid i can’t, Oliver’s right behind me. Wants to have a stern word with you for passing out. Going on and on about how ‘they can’t cancel quidditch’ whatever that means.” George said walking over. “Hate to ruin your love fest though, really.”
“Oh shut up, George!” You laughs and wack his shoulder
“Voilence will not be tolerated, Y/N.” The younger twin said jokingly.
“Rubbish, you big git- call me when you survive Oliver, Freddie.” You smiles at your boyfriend and gave him one last kiss on the cheek, and one more wack for his brother.
Fred laughs and smiles, “This isn’t over though, i’m still gonna make fun of you!”
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May we know what are your top five hated character in the beyblade and why you despise them?? 🙏
I am known for one thing and it's being a fucking hater😎
When I think about characters that I hate, it's less about them being shit people in the show and more about them making my viewing experience worse. Like, sure, you can help save the world and whatnot, but are you funny? Heartfelt? Cool? Do you have any personality traits outside of the exposition you were made to deliver? Do you bounce off the other characters' energy well? (Basically, were you or were you not introduced in Fury😐 /hj)
So overall, this isn't a list of characters I would beat the shit out of if we met; they're ones that made the show worse for me and thus I hate their very conception with a burning passion.
Interestingly enough, I can't actually think of five characters that I genuinely hate, so I've made a top four instead. Sure, there are more I don't really like, but those ones aren't as hate-inducing as they are just kind of bland. So if you expected certain antagonists to be on here, just know that they were likely too boring to hate.
Without further ado, here's the top four worst characters in mfb (to me):
4. Chris
This is just a nothing character. A nothing man. They could've had an interesting idea with the blader for hire idea, but instead, it was squandered for a basic "everyone left me" backstory. What a bummer, man. Never heard that one before. Tetsuya and King are crying their eyes out fr :/
What really gets me about him, though, is that despite being so nothing, he takes up a spot as a legendary blader, when that could've been ANYONE. This character is the first legendary blader we find after we figure out who we're actually looking for; it could be any Winter constellation blader- and it's just a fucking white guy who's a little bit mean. Noah Fence to Mr. Adachi, but his favourite legendary blader- who in the manga is a blue-blooded American military man- is the man standing emoji??? Great.
3. Ryo Hagane/The Immortal Phoenix (more like penis haha)
Avert your eyes, Sadie, Arti and Deity. L FATHER. L DIRECTOR. L HUMAN. Oh, I almost died in a volcanic cave-in that destroyed my home and sent my son on a quest for revenge? THIS WILL BE A GREAT LEARNING EXPERIENCE FOR HIM :) No Hokuto, don't tell him I'm alive while we're 50 METRES AWAY FROM EACH OTHER, he still has some Beyblade things to learn before he can have his father back. And oh man, he came third in that one tournament?? How did he let this happen??? Let me just dress up like a clown and DESTROY ALL THE PROGRESS HE MADE TOWARDS TRYING TO STOP THE GUYS THAT HE THINKS KILLED ME.
And when the jig is up and he's finally revealed, he's just like "I did what I thought was best😌" and Benkei's like "You should be in jail you sick fuck" and that's honestly a Benkei W. But he doesn't go to jail. In fact... some fucking idiot put him in charge of the WBBA, which means he can now make stupid decisions that fuck over not just his own son, but ALL of the children of Japan! Yay!!!
No Hikaru, we can't let Gan Gan Galaxy or Wild Fang rest despite half the kids being critically injured, that's special treatment! Oh but yes Gingka, I will let the TWO teams that attacked you guys outside of the competitions off the hook so that you can still battle them, I love special treatment! And yes Tsubasa, I think you should spend more time with Gingka and the gang to learn about friendship and become stronger, but NO Tsubasa, you should NOT go with Gingka and the gang to look for legendary bladers when you can just do it completely by yourself! L FATHER. L DIRECTOR. L. HUMAN.
The only reason he's not lower is because he leads to funnies (see above).
2. Yuki Mizusawa
Do you ever feel like your one purpose in life is to tell some guy about his fate, and since you don't have anything left to accomplish on this earth you decide to follow him while he achieves this fate? Oh sure, you might feel a little better after becoming a part of that fate, but really, what do you honestly contribute other than "we need to find the legendary bladers that possess the star fragments so that we can defeat Nemesis!"? Because that is all you fucking say.
To really explain my gripe with this pathetic dork whom I could easily fold up and shove in my dishwasher, here is an excerpt from some notes I was making during my second Fury rewatch:
(The first and last quotes are from Ryo. At least he can be funny while also being a waste of space👀)
Maybe I wouldn't hate him so much if he hadn't replaced Based characters like Kenta (who I know was getting some important development at the time, but still😤), Yu, and even my main man Tsoobs (who as previously mentioned, was unfairly separated from the gang by a fucking idiot loser). But he did. He took up that heartfelt, funny, and cool space to be. a slightly damp sock.
Was there potential for Yuki to be something more if the writers of Fury weren't smoking the psychedelic betel nuts that grow in my neighbour's yard that keep falling into our pool? I don't fucking care. If he had more of a personality other than "Mr. Gingka!" and "my grandfather once said-" then maybe I would.
1. Dynamis
SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UUUUUUUUUP. From the moment this fucker is introduced all he does is spew exposition. And that is entirely it. If I hear ONE MORE FUCKING WORD about "the stars, and what is fated, and the gods, and the will of the heavens, and the will of the stars, and-" THIS TIME I'M REALLY GONNA DO IT.
When my sibling and I first watched through Fury we were simply ASTOUNDED. at how fucking boring this guy is. Seriously, we took a long hiatus from watching after his introductory episodes because they were so mind-numbing (in fact, I think the hiatus might've lasted up until our dog fucking DIED, because I was so upset that I would've rather felt incredibly bored than sad LMAO).
You'd think it would've gotten at least a little more interesting when he gets possessed, but no. He sounds exactly the fucking same or he just doesn't talk at all (I'm pretty sure there was no point in him being possessed at all, but I digress). He gets pulled back to the goodies with the power of friendship or whatever and then BOOM. I GOTTA TELL AGUMA ABOUT THE STARS, AND THE WILL OF THE HEAVENS, AND THE GODS, AND THE FATES AND I'M REALLY GONNA DO IT THIS TIME.
All in all, what I hate in the show is wasting time with exposition, being a nothing person with no character, and teaching lessons that aren't fucking lessons you need to teach. Thanks for the suggestion, anon!
#americans fathers nerds and dictionaries DNI#if I had to pick a fifth it would probably be rago#but he didn't make the cut cuz he's just fucking boring#why answer asks about love when you can answer asks about HATE#mfb#metal fight beyblade#beyblade#beyblade metal fusion#beyblade metal fury#beyblade chris#ryo hagane#yuki mizusawa#beyblade dynamis
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Admin's Little Simp Diary
So yesterday yk suffering from "post Clavis Simping" phase, I found out about AI that create illustrations from the keywords you type in. My Twitch chat was telling me all about it and I got to use it.
And that moment, I completely lost it. my existence felt so useless, worthless, because some machine now has way better art skill and speed within seconds. Ai produces things that would take me so much time and effort to make. All my hard work to learn the skills, anatomy, perspective, etc, felt so useless. As a freshman college student trying to get a job in the art industry, I've been bombarded within the past few weeks of people telling me to apply to this and that, internships, competitions, projects, sooooo much work. I couldn't do it, I didn't feel good enough, I was devastated. I didn't know how I was gonna overcome this Ai thing and get a job. There is nothing that I can do better compared to the ai. I fell into this depressing moment of questioning my existence.
Chat asked me, if I exist to draw, and at first I said yes. But the more I think about it, I don't. I exist to simp, I genuinely enjoy that feeling of loving 2D anime boys.... and drawing/art is a method of simping where I can contribute to the content and fandom for my enjoyment.
spoilers for Clavis route below lel
Then Clavis came into my mind... he was born to face Chev who is literally a god, genius, gigachad. He can't be beaten in any skillful way. So ofc I can imagine how painful that would be. But, there was something that even Chev couldn't do. To be a decent compassionate human being. The imperfections of Clavis (aka humanity) having to work so hard to reach a certain level, caring for minority, and how he would go to die for some small amount of people, it made me realize that's who we are. We can't always make best decisions for the world, create the most technically correct art to perfection (Chev). But what really matters is what I want to do. idgaf if anyone else can be more dedicated to their 2D mans than me, what matters is the love and connection I feel towards them and how it makes me happy (but that is also really hard for me because my nature is very competitive and I hate it when anyone is better than me). because that's what separates us from Ai (till the day ai gets emotions and free will to destroy us all haha) but then again, I dont care if ai can simp better than me either. Not my problem good for you gl hf.
I love Chev, I think he is such a cool guy and literally good at everything yes. But I dont want to be him. I would rather be Clavis who enjoys life, face his fears, have insecurities, compassion, and selfishness to only give a fuck about his small group of people who he loves. So I'm starting to accept my fears and lack of ability as who I am and understand that that is a beautiful thing. Because I think Clavis as a person is beautiful. The vast scale of ups and downs of emotions I feel are what makes life joyful and appreciated. Plus, I always tend to forget that I don't always have to achieve grand massive world scale goals. Like Clavis, if I am happy, loved by people who I want to be loved by, care for the people who I care, that is enough. I can work at a small game studio just enough to feed myself and some spare change to simp, and Im good. that is enough for me and I think I can manage to do that much in life (because I have crippling anxiety that I will never get a job and starve to death homeless fr).
Come to realize it now, this is the reason why I felt Clavis' route so amazing yet painful. It made me uncomfortable but I took steps to reevaluate my world views and what matters most. and at the end of the day, I'm here on earth for a bit, so might as well enjoy it to the fullest. There are qualities of Clavis that makes me love him so much, and I also happen to have some the same qualities. So, why not love myself a bit too? It's gonna be a long journey and this is only a baby step for my self love, but I have some hope. He also said if you haven't given up, if you haven't died, you haven't lost. So, I will continue to try even if I fail, I will apply to those internships, competitions even if I dont win. And one day, I hope I can find someone like how Clavis found MC because oh boy did Clavis look so happy at the end. I believe I can reach that point one day too.
Just remember, answer to everything is to simp.
#clavis lelouch#ikepri#ikemen prince#ikepri clavis#ikepri chevalier#chevalier michel#ikemen series#otome#admin rant
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Hey darling! Congrats on 1k I appreciate your writing so much, thank you for sharing your talent with us readers 💖
Can I request a 🤍 please? I'm bi, so if you can ship me with a guy and a girl from stranger things, I'd appreciate it. If not, that's completely fine, just with a guy then <3
I'm 5'2 and midsized. Dark brown eyes, dark brown hair with pink bangs, fair skin. I love makeup and I'm always wearing it. Eyeliner is a must. My dressing style is pretty basic, mostly mom jeans and t-shirts, sometimes a crop top to reveal a bit more. I am really shy and closed off when I don't know someone, in fear they might judge me for who I really am. Getting close to people is not that easy for me, but once I know I can trust them, I turn into a completely different person. I'm loud and goofy, I love laughing and making people laugh. I really have too much energy. Also I swear a lot fr. I love to dance and sing, but only around people I trust with my whole heart. That trust thing is mostly bc people used to tell me to keep it down (referring to my high energy) and shut up (i can get really excited while talking about things i love). I'm a cat person (but love dogs too and I work with them). Also love camping sm, road trips (but i never drive cause I'm afraid of it) roller skating and reading too (mostly fantasy books). I kinda live in my own fantasy world, since the real one is too boring and mean. Horror movies are my favorite and I listen to almost every music genre tbh.
Thank you so much, and once again congratulations on 1k ☺️ i love your writing so much, don't ever stop fedding me with your work of art 🤌🏻
hii omg thank you so much that’s u believably kind !! i’ll continue feeding you with it as long as you read it <33
i ship you with eddie munson and nancy wheeler !!
eddie would love getting you to open up to him !! he adores how loud and energetic you can get and he’ll match your energy 1000% he would never ask you to keep it down or to shut up !! he loves being loud and silly with you !! he’ll also turn on some music and dance with you !! he would take you on so many road trips and he would even learn how to roller skate for you. he would love watching horror movies and showing you all kinds of different music that he thinks you’d like !!
nancy would love you !! i feel like it’s really easy to trust her and while she would ask you to keep your voice down a few times, she would never do it in a way that would hurt your feelings. She loves hearing you get passionate when talking about things and your energy really makes her laugh. when you’re alone, she’ll let you be as loud as you want, even matching your energy sometimes. she would take you camping and on so many road trips !! she loves roller skating with you and is even a little competitive about it !! horror movies aren’t her thing but she’ll watch them with you just so she can hide in your shoulder !!
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Sylke pt.5 & Co'Neill & Marvie & Slaggie
Sylvie: [‘nothing’ so definitely and defiantly because not even letting your seizures stop us, never mind the shit that isn’t truly life-threatening, we cannot care, soz everyone ‘I want you, this, no one can stop me but you’]
Jake: [not you finding her phone and taking a selfie of y’all snuggling as an I want you too, I say who are you and what have you done with Jake lol]
Sylvie: [when you know you know because likewise here looking at this selfie like is that me, is this who I am now because no one saw this coming, least of all us ‘when’s your mam home today?’ turning to him because had a thought]
Jake: [tell her, even if you then have to be like but my sister is home earlier at such and such a time, depending if she’s working herself tonight or going to her bfs or what, looking at the time on her phone to see how long it gives them]
Sylvie: [‘longer than if they were coming straight from school’ because that’s the main thing here ‘put your pants on and you could meet my parents’ as bants but also like you can because we’re not worried if our fam knows you’re here even though you shouldn’t really have people over when you’re off from school, you know you’re not getting in trouble atm and it is a perk we’re willing to exploit for more time with him]
Jake: [do find and put on the trousers she found for you because then you can go and get her one of the drinks you brought over for her to try and the album you talked about listening to and keep these immaculate vibes going]
Sylvie: [him wearing your clothes absolutely making you feel a type of way even if it wasn’t done in a couply manner it was just necessity but you’re still way more about it than you could have imagined, also having a marvellous time sipping and bopping, at least a more wholesome scene will be ready for your fam to return to lol]
Jake: [gotta give these dogs some love too because shamelessly have been ignored this entire time and then that can remind you to ask her (not during the songs cos we said no talking haha) what Janis said about the dog training thing because y’all were preoccupied by the drama of him leaving etc before so first chance he’s had to ask after her saying she’d message her cousin about it]
Sylvie: [tell him what we reckoned which is no you can’t self-teach them to do the detecting an hour before business but that it would be relatively easy to teach a dog to bark/look for help when you were having a seizure if you were out and about and alone; because of course she still asked even though he could have been like WE CAN NEVER SPEAK AGAIN because she cares]
Jake: [I fully imagine you two just pissing about trying to teach a dog each of hers this, like it’s a competition because she loves to win, but there’s some validity to it as well as it being fun because you’re lowkey testing to see if it would be easy (though neither of these dogs are puppies so not as easy) and whether he should or not]
Sylvie: [absolutely and to be fair, I think MOST dogs would bark if you hit the deck, so getting a puppy and rewarding it for doing that would be so easy so I think this will make you at least consider that it could be useful, the way I know billy elliot is gonna be a big old flop so we’ve given him to you like lol]
Jake: [^^ I agree so you’re defs considering it rn, especially because he’s not even mad about his loss because he’s too busy rolling about on the floor playing with this dog like the child he is and how healing to be doing that where you hit the deck fr earlier]
Sylvie: [ah the heart eyes are so real, go sort yourself out and make sure that you’ve left no incriminating/embarrassing mess anywhere for either your siblings or your parents to find]
Jake: [catch him washing up/tidying up the breakfast stuff from earlier while she’s gone/when she comes back btw, they are so domestic atm it’s DISGUSTING but we love it]
Sylvie: [the way I know your parents would be like ooh a nice boyfriend until your sister, probably, is like um he has a girlfriend lmao]
Jake: [oh she SO would, when you’re being a bitch, like really gotta remind they both and tell the world because you can see how into each other they are, still adore that he gets to meet tomeena though soz not soz]
Sylvie: [what a brilliant time for your salty ass to start catfishing heheh but yeah, you can’t even be mad now when they love him because that is totally to your advantage]
Jake: [he should have dinner with them and these lads should make it so that it’s ready when everyone gets home because he’s used to taking a turn doing that as I said in the China convo and it’ll keep the domestic vibes going]
Sylvie: [you love to see it, out here fully in your fantasy right now guys]
Jake: [me like, fully just pretend you’re in Paris by making something for dinner that has that vibe, I’m right there with you living the fantasy guys like you can stay and live happily ever after haha, he’ll have to leave after dinner I’m sure to get home in time and y’all will be gutted so enjoy it while you can]
Sylvie: [the only thing I can think of is ratatouille which is making me lol but absolutely, got to do it to ‘em, just having the most fun doing the most mundane things right now, don’t analyse that guys or you’ll know you’re falling in love; and soz not soz to your nice boy image but she will need to take you off and say goodbye to you alone because cannot be as extra as we need to be in front of our fam]
Jake: [you just know these nerds are talking french to each other as well because I’m gonna say that’s the language he takes at school for the sake of when they run away to Paris and vibes, speaking of vibes, you absolutely do need that alone goodbye because the kissing he’s gonna do will be INDECENT]
Sylvie: [mhmm, I feel like you’d also do French tbh because why not so you’ll both know enough to again be being disgustingly cute and domestic all up this kitchen until you’re outside or wherever you have gone to kiss this boy and tell him DON’T GO with the intensity of it so you don’t actually say the words]
Jake: [me remembering China takes Italian and CACKLING, soz girl, I was also vibing outside, cliche as that may be, not him literally taking off his jacket and putting it on her like keep it because he do have to go however much he don’t wanna, again walking home without a jacket but with much happier connotations]
Sylvie: [we love a parallel, well done boo, gonna come at him whilst he’s walking]
Sylvie: Promise I won’t blow your phone up
Sylvie: just wanted to say bye, one more time
Jake: Bye again
Sylvie: I’ll send you everything, so you can have it on your phone too
Jake: And I’ll see you tomorrow at [the earliest possible time he can without leaving before his fam and gf because need to let her know we can’t wait]
Sylvie: I know, it’s dumb to be as gutted as I am
Sylvie: that’s only [however many hours it would be]
Jake: No it’s not, that’s [however many hours it would be] too long
Sylvie: I know, I’m being brave not aloof
Sylvie: I’ll work out how many times we could loop our recordings in that time, sounds like a good idea
Jake: Brave’s for sicker kids than us, we don’t have to
Jake: [tell her how many times you could listen to a track off the album you listened to earlier that you’ve decided is y’all’s song]
Sylvie: I can tell you I’ll miss you and you won’t roll your eyes then
Sylvie: How do the lyrics fit so well, sort of mindblowing
Jake: Tell me and I’ll walk back and kiss you, one more time
Sylvie: [send it as a voicenote because of course you are and he needs to hear the !!]
Jake: [when you literally do walk back aka almost run back and kiss her because we all know he’s hardly gone any distance first of all and second of all she’s still standing exactly where he left her outside wearing his jacket, pulling her to him via the collar of it and then putting both hands on the side of her face so dramatically for this KISS]
Sylvie: [of course you are and how cinematic of y’all, here trying to make this one kiss last as long as you can, putting your hands around his waist and pulling him closer]
Jake: [likewise not breaking this kiss for anything because he said one, pushing her against the nearest wall with so much !! whether that’s literally the side of her house or a garage door or anything, no fucks given rn soz not soz everyone, if you hear them no you don’t, pushing his entire body into hers]
Sylvie: [a noise of pure frustration because you aren’t ready for him to go and you want to carry on everything you were doing so badly, still, can’t break this kiss so we’re putting our frustration into this makeout, running your fingers through his hair to the point of tugging it a little like !!]
Jake: [a shameless movement of pure frustration to match her noise because you aren’t ready to go either, letting her feel how immediately turned on you are because of everything y’all have done and everything you’re too ready to do right here and right now, so that you don’t say it in the most extra way possible because can’t break the kiss or you gotta leave]
Sylvie: [the NOISE that is somewhere between a gasp and a whine about how badly you want him, more shamelessly feeling him every which way you can whilst maintaining being attached at the lips, figuring if you talk directly into his mouth, using the kiss to take appropriate pauses, then that still counts, however much harder this makes saying anything coherent, you have to ‘please’]
Jake: [as shamelessly continuing to move as if you aren’t in too public of a place for this because we do not care, all we care about is how much we need her rn, hence literally telling her by talking directly into her mouth too, following her lead on that that it doesn’t count]
Sylvie: [‘come back inside and fuck me, stay’ because uninterested in the practicalities, some vague notion of being able to think of an excuse somehow but honestly you’re too busy trying to fight your clothes off here in a way that would let y’all do this without fully exposing yourselves]
Jake: [when there is 0 hesitation, soz everyone, he’s literally pulling her back towards this gaff whilst still kissing her and with the other hand going under her waistband/undoing whatever zip or button he has to, to touch her, no thought to practicalities or indecency or anything, getting as far as another wall that’s next to her actual front door and just going at this makeout and fingering SO shamelessly]
Sylvie: [couldn’t be more into it if we tried, his name is being whimpered before it’s being moaned dangerously loud, managing to LOOK at him, like you’re not nose to nose, as you finally work out how to touch him too with the current clothing situation, going to do the most so fast and furious here, not a moment to lose]
Jake: [you’ve gotta do what you’ve gotta do lads and we respect it, it’s your nothing’s stopping you attitude letting you do the most once again, nothing to see or hear here everyone, gotta moan the character’s name from that film for her because you’re clearly matching their !! energy atm and you loves it]
Sylvie: [mhmm, we’d be lying if we said we weren’t living for this, there is no hiding from each other and now we aren’t attempting to hide from anyone, just throwing a full line of dialogue that works at him, said like it’s the filthiest thing in the world even if it’s not really]
Jake: [do something from that scene of the film you watched on a loop to give the same energy, whatever that may be whether you’re picking her up or doing a dramatic hair pull or grabbing her throat or whatever it may be, something you can do one handed because you’re not moving the one you’re fucking her with, you can’t]
Sylvie: [the guy’s name coming out as your eyes roll, spitting onto your hands to do more for him and be more feral ‘if we ever go back to school-’ just THINKING about doing this in so many places across campus ‘almost worth it’]
Jake: [‘we should tomorrow’ because THINKING about it too but obvs you can’t also stop THINKING about all the things you could do if you didn’t so ‘maybe’ your voice so hoarse and catching on the maybe because all the possibilities are overwhelming when you didn’t know you’d have any of them not long ago]
Sylvie: [‘you deep inside me for an entire lesson, teaching me the only thing worth knowing’ because deep down you know you cannot so the fantasy is so appealing because you also shouldn’t be doing this yet you are, kissing him messier like his voice is hoarse because he’s parched]
Jake: [y’all making this wetter and louder when you should be trying to do the opposite so you don’t get caught is so real, this boy near enough up to his wrist with how deep inside her he is when she says that, which there’s nothing remotely subtle about so you truly might as well be fucking against her house at this point, god bless]
Sylvie: [‘I’d let you fuck me on a stage’ as if in response to how out of control this is getting like try me, I don’t care world, pushing him against your stomach, using that friction to your advantage]
Jake: [we all know he’s that bitch and that’s a fantasy he’s had, so telling her about it but like it’s what they are going to do at this cool kid event as he pushes her against her actual front door now, a very dangerous game but we’re nevertheless playing it]
Sylvie: [pulling your top/bra down so you’re now flashing too, the unhinged movements you are making combining this fantasy with the reality of being against your front door ‘show them who I belong to’]
Jake: [barely giving her a chance to flash before you’re pulling it down more with the teeth and covering all her exposed skin with your mouth in such a !! manner, leaving all the marks ever, his hand finally getting out of her but only so he can open her legs more shamelessly, grabbing her to do it in a way that’ll blatantly leave finger marks there too, pushing himself actually inside her even if it is only the tip again like earlier because there are so many clothes]
Sylvie: [I imagine you only put your PJs or leggings or something like that on because not got anywhere so the way we’re going to rip the crotch of whatever it is we’re wearing and yet again fully expose ourself to you when we push our knickers to the side, sorry we are OBSESSED with this boy and we have to give ourself to him right here right now]
Jake: [everybody stay in your lane, fam inside the house and peeps outside of it both because they are just fully going for this now, pulling her back to the wall near the door so the door isn’t just rattling away and getting them caught with how hard he needs to go at this, giving her the most indecent lovebite on her chest as well obvs, that goes without saying, and we can’t talk about the muffled but UNHINGED sound he makes the first time he really gets to fully thrust into her properly, out here almost cumming immediately from it]
Sylvie: [not only is he biting you all over, you now have to chew your own knuckles to keep the feral noises you are making from being screams at this point honestly, thank god it’ll be a quickie because neither of you can cope]
Jake: [me and my boo like lads you gotta be quick for all the reasons here and we’re so right, even though you both know he’ll have to go after and so you want this to be and last forever, no no it would be embarrassingly quick in a different context honestly but embarrassment is the last thing either of you are feeling about it]
Sylvie: [even if you weren’t in a post-orgasm haze, you still wouldn’t be embarrassed, literally exactly what you wanted and didn’t even know you did]
Jake: [we’re only soz he ever has to leave, but he won’t be rn because he can’t go walking off anywhere til he’s taken a sec to recover and also we all know he’s having to hold her up too rn so, it’s how intense the heart eyes are for me though]
Sylvie: [kissing him really softly, honestly just catching your breath against his mouth as he catches his, smoothing down your clothes but without looking so only a vague attempt at getting out of this precarious position]
Jake: [in contrast, LOOKING everywhere she isn’t as she smoothes her clothes, helping to re-dress her but getting very distracted for a second touching the newest lovebite he did on her chest softly like oh fuck cos can’t yet fully believe any of that just happened, pulling his jacket around her so tightly as if she’s cold missy girl ‘I think you’re really cool’ sounds casual but there’s such a quiet intensity to it and we all know it’s a Jake style declaration of love]
Sylvie: [snuggling into this jacket he is wrapping around you ‘I’ll keep it on’ as if you can inside the entire time he’s gone because have to stay close to him somehow, doing a little smile from behind the collar of said jacket, hiding your face even more but not entirely because you want him to see the BLUSH he’s made you do anew ‘you’re cool too’ like you’ve just told him you want to get married and have babies, the way you are DYING over it ‘you have to go’ wishing it wasn’t a statement but it is, the little sigh with it]
Jake: [running a hand through his hair as he does an identical little smile back which gets bigger when she says he’s cool too because we all know what you’re both saying, picking up the sleeve of his jacket and uncovering her hand where it’s lowkey buried in there, holding said hand for a beat, SQUEEZING it ‘But I don’t want to’ as a statement of fact, taking steps like he’s gonna walk her home with him, only letting go when their arms can’t stretch any further and they have to]
Sylvie: [literally stumbling after him for a step or two before you stop, holding your own hand to replace the feeling you’ve just lost from his, just being heartbreaking about this accidentally because it’s just how you feel, shaking your head, because you can’t stay out here again and make him come back again so very reluctantly get inside your house after you’ve waved him out of your drive]
Jake: [not you dramatically putting your hand to your mouth like you’re hysterical because you’re looking at her being so 🥺 and that’s the facial expression you can’t help doing about it before you finally have to walk away and spend the whole of said walk just thinking about what a day it’s been]
China: [again, at work, always]
China: Jake, are you okay?
Jake: What do you mean?
China: Not going to school yesterday or today, that’s not like you
China: has something happened with someone or some teacher?
Jake: I already told you I didn’t want to, I don’t get why you’re interrogating me about it
China: I’m not trying to interrogate you
China: but you can talk to me, if you need to
Jake: You know what a big deal [the cool kid event] is for me
China: Okay, so you’re just focusing on that right now?
Jake: I was up all night, I couldn’t just go to school like I wasn’t
China: I don’t mind, you know we worry about you
Jake: None of you need to
China: Is the song finished now?
Jake: I’m taking tomorrow too
China: You can look at my notes for the lessons we have together
China: I could ask to get you the rest, I don’t know what you’ve been telling the school though, why you’re off
Jake: It’s cool, [tell her which friends of yours are in which classes she isn’t because I’m sure there’s one in every you popular bitch, like don’t worry I’ll get notes from them]
China: I guess it is nbd then, sorry
Jake: It’s only a few days
China: Right
China: well, everyone misses you
Jake: I’ll see everyone at [this event]
China: It’ll be awesome
Jake: It feels like the first time in forever you aren’t working
China: I know, sucks doesn’t it
Jake: For you more than me, everyone must miss you too
China: It would be wrong of me to be at yours as often as I am and not offer your ma anything
Jake: You’re not a lodger, babe, you’re there with me
China: I’m still another mouth that it’s not her job to feed, and I don’t mind, really
China: we all have to pay our way eventually, I’m just ahead of the curve
Jake: I guess, that place just feels really exploitative, the long hours they make you do and they barely pay you anything
China: Nowhere super legit wants to hire teenagers, I can go somewhere else, even when I’m 16, the prospects will be better
China: but it’s not that bad
Jake: I worry about you, it goes both ways
China: Awh, I know
China: you’re sweet to but I promise, I’m fine
Jake: You know you can tell me if you’re not
China: Of course
China: why wouldn’t I be?
Jake: I don’t know, yesterday when we were home together it seemed like you weren’t
China: It did?
Jake: Is there something you want to talk to me about?
China: I don’t think so
China: I just didn’t want to miss starting [the book in English], you know me
Jake: I’m sorry, I should’ve let you go in
China: No it’s my fault, I should’ve been more chill
China: I tried
Jake: I didn’t think it would upset you this much, it’s my fault, I was being totally selfish
China: No, not at all
China: It doesn’t even matter, I got the notes today and they only did 2 chapters
Jake: It was important to you and I dismissed it for what I wanted to do
China: [this cool kid event] is important to you though
Jake: I understand now why you’ve been off with me though, you’re within your rights to be
China: Babe, I wasn’t trying to be off with you
Jake: I know, it’s okay
China: But I mean, how, what was I being like? I didn’t realise I was
Jake: You were obviously hurt about how thoughtless I can be, and tired too, probably
China: You’re not thoughtless I don’t think that, I swear
Jake: I feel like I hardly see you sometimes, that’s all
Jake: I thought it would be cool for us to spend the day together, I didn’t realise you didn’t want that
China: No, it was cool
China: I wish I’d not said anything now, I didn’t mean it like that
Jake: I should’ve said something before, that’s my fault too
China: I should have known this was how you were feeling
Jake: You have to work, there’s nothing either of can do about it
China: Do you want me to stay home with you tomorrow?
Jake: You can’t
Jake: [a test or an assignment or something]’s tomorrow, you’ve spent too long on it to miss the lesson
China: But I feel awful
Jake: You’re coming to [the cool kid event] and supporting me
China: That’s not good enough, not if you don’t feel like I’m there for you the rest of the time
Jake: It isn’t your fault
China: I’m a bad girlfriend, I always have been
Jake: No, I’m asking more of you than you can give me, I’m in the wrong
China: But that’s not right, it isn’t fair for you to go without
Jake: It isn’t right or fair for me to expect you to drop everything, I shouldn’t have done that
China: But I don’t mind
China: I should have better priorities
Jake: I’m being the lad I said I wouldn’t, I mind that I am
China: But it’s my fault
Jake: You haven’t done anything, it’s me
China: No, you were trying to do something nice and I ruined it
Jake: It was only nice for one of us, that doesn’t count
China: It should have been for me, it was
Jake: I misjudged things
China: Just tell me what to do to make it up to you
Jake: You don’t have to, we’ve cleared the air now, it’s out in the open how we both feel
China: Are you sure?
Jake: Yeah
China: I’ll do better, I promise
Jake: Just promise you’re not mad at me
China: How could I be mad at you?
China: I’m the one who fucked up
Jake: You’re not, we’ve always had our similarities and our differences
China: 😔
Jake: Please don’t be upset
China: I’m not with you
Jake: It’s been hard navigating getting back together, basically living together, harder than I thought it would be
China: I can go home, that’s not an issue
China: if it will make things better
Jake: I can’t let you do that
China: Yes, you can
Jake: Yours isn’t good for you, that’s why you’re at mine
China: I just don’t like the guy, it’s really not that bad
Jake: You always say things aren’t that bad when they are
China: They’re not, I mean it
Jake: I care about you too much to just send you back
China: I don’t want to be a burden
Jake: You have to stay, it’d stress me out thinking about what could happen
China: Nothing would happen, you know my sister is a liar
Jake: I know your mother wouldn’t stop it, she doesn’t protect you so you need to let me
China: Nothing like that has ever happened
Jake: You’d tell me, wouldn’t you?
China: Oh my God
China: I’m serious, that’s disgusting
Jake: Yeah, he’d be disgusting for it, for hurting you in any way
China: Stop
China: I don’t want to talk about this, I don’t know why you’re even thinking about it
Jake: You didn’t tell me about him before, keeping that from me, not wanting to go home to the point you’d sleep at Cian’s instead
Jake: it goes deeper than not liking him, there’s still things you aren’t telling me
China: Why do we have to talk about this, why are you so
China: intense about it
Jake: Intense?
Jake: you’re talking about going back home where you aren’t safe, how do you want me to be?
China: I am safe!
Jake: Why are you lying to me?
China: I’m not
China: You think I’m not safe but I am, you should believe me when I tell you that
Jake: But I don’t
Jake: you lied before and you’re lying now
China: How am I lying?
Jake: You said yourself you don’t want to be a burden, you care more about that than telling me the truth
China: Because you’ve made me feel bad
Jake: This isn’t going to be any different than last time if you won’t talk to me
China: We are talking, right now
Jake: I don’t know what else I can do
China: You don’t trust me
Jake: You’re not being honest with me
China: You say I’m lying when you don’t like my answer
Jake: How could you say that I want things to be like this?
China: You wouldn’t tell me how to fix it
China: you’re clearly still upset with me so just tell me and I’ll do it
Jake: I’m scared for you
China: Why
Jake: If you don’t like my answers and walk out, it’s back to that
Jake: I know you, I know what it’s not that bad means
China: Way to make me sound unreasonable
Jake: I don’t want you to get hurt, ever, for any reason
China: I’m not going to, Jake
Jake: Why else would you go to Cian’s? Unless you’re going to tell me that I was actually right all along and you did it to hurt and punish me, knowing I’d hear about it
Jake: Is that what happened?
China: Why would I be trying to hurt you, you hadn’t dumped me by that point
China: That’s WHY you dumped me, remember
Jake: Help me to understand then
China: There’s nothing to understand, he’s my friend
China: like Sam was yours, why does it have to be anything dramatic
Jake: He’s 19 and he fancies you and you know that, but you still went there instead of home
China: And you knew Sam fancied you
Jake: No I didn’t, I thought she was my friend
China: Right
China: You don’t think you get preferential treatment from some people because they think you’re good-looking
Jake: That’s different from you acting like I led Sam on or something, it’s really hurtful you’d say that after what she did
China: You just accused me of sleeping with Cian, how is that not hurtful
Jake: I asked you what your motivations were for going there if you could’ve just gone home, when originally you made me believe it was so bad that you couldn’t
China: I just wanted to hang out, you had left, everyone else had, they were still around, why is that such a crime?
Jake: It’s a different story than the one you told me before, that’s why
China: Not wanting to be at home doesn’t mean it’s dangerous, I never said that
Jake: You let me think it was, this whole time
Jake: How could you do that?
China: You don’t listen to me
Jake: You’re as big of a liar as your sister is
China: Wow
Jake: I’ve been worried sick about you, my entire family has
China: Which I never wanted!
China: I just wanted to be with you, not be looked after by you
Jake: I can’t be with you
China: You said your family wanted me here and they don’t
Jake: I said my family love you, they do
China: You shouldn’t have basically moved me in if they aren’t cool with it
Jake: They were cool with it or I wouldn’t have
China: They’re not
Jake: That’s not true
China: Okay, now you’re not being honest with yourself
Jake: If they had a problem with it, they’d have told me
China: Do you need to be told? It’s so awkward like most of the time
Jake: Not everything is about you, they have their own stuff
China: I can’t carry on this conversation right now
Jake: You don’t want to, you mean
China: I mean you’re being mean and this isn’t helping anything
Jake: Cool, go, I don’t want to talk to you right now either
Sylvie: Did you have to be like that with him?
Sylvie: It was pretty awkward
Margot: Like what?
Sylvie: Idk, rude
Sylvie: He’s been nice to me, since all that bullshit with that Sam girl and stuff
Margot: I wasn’t rude
Sylvie: It was uncomfortable, bringing up his girlfriend like that in front of mammy and daddy
Margot: It’s uncomfortable you were both acting like that when he has a girlfriend
Sylvie: What’s it to you?
Margot: It was uncomfortable from my front row seat
Margot: I was trying to eat [whatever they made]
Sylvie: You’re welcome, btw
Sylvie: He’s just my friend, why would that make you uncomfortable
Margot: Friends don’t 😍 at each other across the table
Sylvie: Don’t be a baby, of course they can
Margot: Of course you could be his bit on the side
Sylvie: And don’t be a bitch either
Margot: I’m not
Sylvie: You are, you don’t know his girlfriend, why are you here taking her side when he’s just a guest in our house
Margot: Until he goes home to her, everyone knows what the situation is
Sylvie: I told you, we’re friends, you act like you know better than me what’s going on
Sylvie: I’m not stupid
Margot: And I told you, I know what I saw
Margot: I’m not stupid either
Sylvie: I don’t need your superior moral judgment about it, thank you
Margot: I haven’t given it
Margot: facts are facts
Sylvie: No one needs you to state them, I know what you’re doing when you do
Sylvie: Mammy and daddy don’t need to be worried about it
Margot: I know what you’re doing, you’re not bothered about if they’re worried, but you are about carrying on under their noses
Sylvie: Like what do you think they’re going to do, Go? It’s a teenage relationship, they’re not going to drop their own daughter in it to inform China, for God’s sake
Margot: You think you can do whatever you want now
Sylvie: Do you want the chronic illness, please, take it
Margot: Mammy and daddy will worry, least pretend you care
Sylvie: They don’t need to
Margot: Type that ‘til you’re blue in the face if you want
Sylvie: For God’s sake, you saw, they like him
Sylvie: There’s nothing to worry about
Margot: It’s all they do, good luck fighting it
Sylvie: They want to keep me happy, you said it yourself
Margot: I said not in front of me, you wouldn’t like it if me and any of my friends were doing that when you were around
Sylvie: Oh My GOD, I’m sorry
Sylvie: you’re being a prude, but whatever
Margot: You’re being an exhibitionist, you’ve got a room to go to
Sylvie: Why were you watching if you don’t like it, find something else to do
Margot: I’m not skipping meals for your teenage relationship
Sylvie: Nothing even happened, you’re dramatic
Margot: You made me feel weird, call me a prude again or whatever else
Sylvie: Why would you feel weird?
Margot: You’re my sister, I don’t want to think about you doing things like that
Sylvie: Everyone does it, even parents
Margot: Thanks
Sylvie: Come on, I mean, you don’t have to feel weird
Margot: I feel weird about most boys in general, it isn’t personal to Jake
Sylvie: You could have been politer, that’s all
Margot: I had no warning he was there, you get what you get
Sylvie: It hardly warranted a family group chat, that would have been weird of me
Margot: My polite facade takes work
Sylvie: Not concerning at all but sure
Sylvie: forget about it, like
Margot: 👌👌
Sylvie: You are so lucky your siblings are adults and aren’t weird and in your business
Maggie: I count my lucky stars almost daily, like
Sylvie: Something is wrong with that girl, I’m sure of it
Sylvie: 😬⭐️😓⭐️
Maggie: I live with 3 autistics, nothing shocks me
Sylvie: I’ll slip the test under her door, perhaps?
Maggie: I’ll quiz her next time I’m over 👀
Sylvie: Oh, did you give Jake’s stuff to China, he wasn’t in school today again
Maggie: What am I, an amateur? I went to his with it
Maggie: she’d only think I was getting with the lad if I handed her his jacket and the like
Sylvie: It was a bit of a fool’s errand anyway, I ended up seeing him again today myself, but thanks
Maggie: You’re alright, not my first
Sylvie: How did you even know where he lives though?
Maggie: I’ve my ways
Sylvie: Right, you know everyone
Maggie: Ruin the magic, but [someone] lives on his road
Sylvie: 🔮🐦
Sylvie: I’ve not been to his house yet
Maggie: That yet’s showing you up
Maggie: so then, come on
Sylvie: I talked to him, like you said, next day and he weren’t thinking all the mental shit I’d convinced myself he was
Maggie: He were thinking about you, I called it
Sylvie: He only stopped because it was the right thing to do, not because he wanted to
Maggie: Told yous, just like my daddy, they all are
Maggie: the good ones, I mean
Sylvie: Alright but I can’t cope with the comparison to your da right now
Maggie: What was it like?
Sylvie: 😳
Sylvie: He talked to me all night, even though she must have been there
Sylvie: and we watched [the film, which I’m sure she knows is your favourite] and he was going to come over but his sister caught him trying to sneak out so he came today and we spent all day together
Maggie: Not your fave! And with THAT scene as well…
Sylvie: I’m in danger of breaking the tape, honestly
Maggie: We can get you another, don’t even worry about that
Sylvie: Just don’t tell Libs
Maggie: Ah, if I were that bitch, which don’t get it twisted, I’m no, she’ll not care
Maggie: my niece has already forgotten that boy’s name and that’s if she ever knew it
Sylvie: I meant about the tape but glad she won’t be devastated too, obviously
Sylvie: He’s so much cooler than all that makes him seem
Maggie: Oh right, there’s me forgetting it was her mammy and daddy’s
Maggie: ‘course he is, she’s cooler than that carry on makes her seem too
Sylvie: He brought [the album] and we listened to that too
Maggie: [talk about the album for a sec because of course you’ve already heard it, you know everyone, why not mention their song as one you like, just cos I can]
Sylvie: That one is my favourite
Maggie: Where was your mammy today? She’s always in
Sylvie: The nearer she gets to publication she has all sorts of meetings, she was in town all day, thank god
Sylvie: But we should probably go to his tomorrow, I’ll have to subtly see what she’s up to
Maggie: Don’t take this wrong and as dead unsubtle, but let us know if there’s somewhere you need me to go for you in town
Sylvie: Oh, right
Sylvie: I’d forgotten, your mammy wouldn’t mind doing that for me
Maggie: Never
Maggie: and I don’t mind saying it’s for me if needs be too
Sylvie: Hmm, I suppose it does put her in an awkward situation with my ‘rents
Sylvie: but I don’t care, use your discretion
Maggie: Will do
Sylvie: Do I make him get condoms or shall I?
Sylvie: I wish you didn’t have to bother, seems like such a hassle
Maggie: I can get ‘em for yous on the same run, no bother
Sylvie: I know I should be more sensible, having loads of cautionary tales to take from
Sylvie: it really just happened and then happened again
Maggie: These things must, or there’d not be all the cautionary tales
Sylvie: It’s hard to care in the moment
Sylvie: Margot was being a bitch, acting like I should about China or something, I don’t even know what her point was
Maggie: Any ammo, you just get her back up at the minute, don’t matter what you’re up to
Sylvie: She’s jealous, of the attention, not him
Maggie: Yeah
Maggie: and no shit not Jake, no offence meant to the lad there but she’s sure not into ‘em
Sylvie: Exactly
Sylvie: or she would be
Maggie: You had sex with Jacob Cohen, let’s us let that sink in
Maggie: twice
Sylvie: Aren’t you proud
Maggie: Is this what being a mammy’s like? Might have to rush myself into it if it is 😁
Sylvie: Maybe yours, mine would cry for a week I bet
Maggie: Mine’s nothing to trouble herself with yet, I’ve not done things what have that ending
Sylvie: You’re too young
Sylvie: I weren’t planning on it either
Maggie: I’ve not met the boy for it, is all
Sylvie: Your parents have given you rather high expectations accidentally there, like
Maggie: Sky high
Maggie: but no word to my daddy, he’d make the lad cry for a week
Sylvie: Yeah… tell your ma the pill is for me, she’ll not grass
Sylvie: whereas if she thinks you’re doing the deed she might feel like she has to tell your dad
Maggie: Catch him walking himself ‘round Dublin town out for blood off some poor boy who don’t exist yet
Sylvie: Exactly, let’s not put that on my plate
Sylvie: My parents would get over it, should they find out
Sylvie: Margot was acting like I was tonguing him at the dinner table so maybe they’ve suspicions if she’s even vaguely on the money there
Maggie: Any daughter of mine and you’d have been doing something, footsie at least, bare minimum
Sylvie: 😅
Sylvie: There might’ve been something
Maggie: There, I knew it
Sylvie: Not AT the table but after when he had to go
Maggie: It’s the saddest bit, you’ve to leave ‘em with a parting gift to soften the blow for the both of you
Sylvie: I can see why she moves herself in whenever she gets a fella
Sylvie: I just wanted him to stay
Maggie: I’ll move mine into here, collect the lad in the morning with the eggs for a pick me up 🌞
Sylvie: Too bad Jake’s family really care about him, what are the chances, eh
Maggie: Low usually, unless they’re one of them boy mammy’s
Maggie: in fairness, Cohen’s giving his mammy’s little prince
Sylvie: It’s only his ma and his older sister and him, so
Maggie: I’ve met her at [wherever his sister works, cos you’re just that bitch], the sister
Sylvie: What’s she like?
Maggie: She was working so she had to be nice to me, but I reckon she would’ve had she not been
Sylvie: Not that it matters, I’m hardly going to be meeting her, or his mammy
Sylvie: she’s a nurse, you’ve probably met her too
Maggie: I only have gone and too! She’s at the ED
Maggie: when I fell over on my skates
Sylvie: Called it
Maggie: Can’t lie, loved her
Sylvie: Gutted I’m the bit on the side then
Maggie: Have you and him talked about it?
Sylvie: He’s not going to leave her, not now
Sylvie: it’s awkward, she lives there ‘cos she don’t want to be at home
Maggie: Never say never, all sorts can happen
Sylvie: All I care about is him, if that’s what he’s gotta do then it’s what he’s gotta do
Maggie: As long as he cares about you I’ll let him off
Sylvie: He wants to go to my next appointment with me
Sylvie: I don’t know though
Maggie: What’s worrying you, it’ll scare him off?
Sylvie: I don’t know, not really
Sylvie: what if he makes a fuss, like everyone else
Sylvie: I don’t want that from him
Maggie: You wanna still be seen as a ride to him, the girl he had sex with twice, not the sick girl
Sylvie: Which is stupid, considering, I know he’s not going to do it
Maggie: Wouldn’t be the move when he’s a sick boy who’s not gonna be after you doing it back
Sylvie: I still hate the idea of it, even if it’s illogical at this point
Maggie: You’re allowed, don’t dwell on the idea too hard though
Sylvie: I trust him
Sylvie: not with everything, don’t worry but this, I do
Maggie: And I trust you, like
Sylvie: I can’t say but he’s already been vulnerable with me about his so I know he won’t be a twat about mine
Maggie: He don’t seem the sort anyway
Sylvie: I can’t stop thinking about him
Sylvie: What do you think the etiquette is, when can I message him, when can I not?
Maggie: When’d he leave yours?
Sylvie: [tell her the embarrassingly short time ago lmao]
Sylvie: I know
Maggie: He messaged you when she was asleep, or so you reckon, go for a similar time?
Sylvie: Good idea
Sylvie: she works too but
Sylvie: that’s safer
Maggie: Where’s she work? If I know somebody I’ll find out what shift she’s on
Sylvie: I’m not sure, I just know that he’s home alone a lot
Sylvie: It’s cool, maybe I should wait for him to message me instead?
Maggie: Bear with while I get the info, you don’t need to use it
Sylvie: If spy was a real job, you could consider it
Maggie: [do come back with those deets because you really do know everyone lol]
Sylvie: Cross that off the list when we next go into town for lunch then
Maggie: I know people have to work but I couldn’t be putting in her hours at your age
Sylvie: She’s probably saving for Uni already
Maggie: Jesus, she’s that sort, I bet she is
Sylvie: How anyone has any idea what they want to do yet is beyond me
Maggie: If I were a lad my daddy’d be telling us what I’m to do already, I’d be out with him every day, or someone he knows who hates us less than the others
Sylvie: Not you 👑
Maggie: God said he’s enough sons to boss ‘round
Sylvie: It’d probably be different for you anyway, right
Maggie: Mammy gets her say, unlike his wife who’s culturally gagged
Sylvie: The parallels keep on coming
Maggie: Just as well or I’d be years shut in instead of going into town for you
Sylvie: I owe you
Maggie: Nah, I’m happy for you, can’t wait for my own parallels
Sylvie: It’ll happen
Sylvie: maybe at [the cool kid event]
Maggie: I have heard [whoever she has a crush on at the min]’s thinking of showing his face
Sylvie: Better perfect our looks then
Maggie: Best not do fancy dress, you don’t wanna go as far into the parallel as makeup everywhere and shite that’s impossible to take off
Sylvie: You’re right
Sylvie: minimum lipstick it is for the foreseeable too
Maggie: Lads never think of these things and before you know it’s too late and what are you to do?
Sylvie: Not co-ordinate my colour with hers, even your sources aren’t going that far
Maggie: They could, but last thing you’re after’s reminding him of her
Sylvie: I hope not
Maggie: Not coming for the girl’s life, but nah, you don’t
Sylvie: Does your mam ever feel bad now, about your dad’s wife?
Maggie: Yeah, but there’s some things that can’t be changed no matter what, which ain’t where you are
Sylvie: No, I know, I was just thinking
Maggie: I feel bad too, that he can’t be with us all the time and when hes he’s taking off the other kids of his, grown as they are, but at least he would if he could, loads of the others don’t have that with their daddies
Sylvie: It’s complicated, you can have complicated feelings about it, I reckon
Maggie: I used to think if I behaved like how he wanted 😇 he could just stay, when I was little, but I know now
Sylvie: I can’t imagine how confusing it must’ve been
Maggie: It still can be, but I have him whether his name or not
Maggie: and he loves us
Sylvie: There’s no doubting that, or you’d not be here
Maggie: What would you do then, eh?
Sylvie: I’d have to ask your mammy for the morning-after-pill direct, for starters
Maggie: And there’s no telling where she’d be or what she’d be doing with herself
Sylvie: A shut-in like Auntie Ro, perhaps
Maggie: We’re not thinking about that, enough, as my daddy would say
Sylvie: 🤐 Psychically will him to message me and I will go radio silent like THAT, I promise
Maggie: Ah, I see how it is
Maggie: but I’m on it, as I’m a better mate than yous
Sylvie: When you and [the aforementioned crush] start necking on, I’ll completely understand being ditched
Maggie: Gotta do something while the other JC’s 🎸🎤 I know you’re into him but it’s not for his music why
Sylvie: I never paid attention before, honestly
Maggie: He’d be alright if [drag his music a lil bit because you can, you’re a musical girlie like your mother, but in a constructive way not just being a shady cow]
Sylvie: I’ll have to let you know my thoughts
Sylvie: if I have any that aren’t too 😍 to be shared, obvs
Maggie: I’m guessing you’re his new muse, which’ll make all my criticisms there invalid, we’ll see
Sylvie: Listening to songs about her will be a little feckin awkward, yeah, hadn’t considered
Maggie: He’s only doing the one and it’ll be about you, I’d bet my life
Sylvie: Nah 💀💀
Maggie: 🔮✨
Sylvie: We did record it, the first time
Sylvie: not video too, like
Maggie: I was about to say, you know better, keep that face out the frame
Sylvie: 🤷♀️ No comment
Maggie: That’s seriously well smart though, grabbing a memento of it
Maggie: not to fully channel my niece
Sylvie: If it all goes to shit now, at least I can still remember how good it was
Maggie: I’m stealing that idea for sure
Sylvie: Jake liked it
Sylvie: and everything Libi is about annoyed him on the whole so
Maggie: She does have that effect on the whole, bless her
Sylvie: I don’t think Bobby and China fucked though
Sylvie: you would’ve heard
Maggie: [Someone] saw ‘em together and there’s no chance from what they’ve said
Sylvie: I suppose it’s a lot to go from no friends to full boyfriend status, poor kid
Maggie: She can’t sign, it’d be like me hanging with [someone foreign they both know, whether that’s foreign exchange or like the cliche family run shop/takeaway] and calling him my fella
Sylvie: You don’t need to sign to get your point across
Maggie: The point they were both after making, nah
Sylvie: Clearly didn’t realise what bad timing she picked trying to move in with that lot
Maggie: Poor girl
Sylvie: It’s not good reasoning to be in a relationship
Maggie: It weren’t a relationship, but true
Sylvie: Anyway, I can’t be thinking about this
Maggie: Yeah, don’t be
Sylvie: I’ve got delusion to live in whilst I can
Maggie: And I’ve always things to do, life of a spy
Sylvie: 🕵️♀️✌️
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— oh my empress: aoba johsai palace
CHARACTERS: oikawa tooru, iwaizumi hajime, matsukawa issei, hanamaki takahiro
TAGS: suggestive themes, smut, angst, historical au where women have the ‘superior’ status, pet names, ‘cheating’ but is it really cheating tho? idk empress x concubines have such confusing relationship status, unrequited love, dom-ish! empress! reader, concubine! males, praising
ROUTE: aoba johsai palace: you are here.
AUTHOR’S NOTE: this idea was lurking in my mind every single day so i tried to write it HAHAHAHA very angsty tho. unedited bleghhh :p
— oikawa ♡
• a clingy concubine!! he fr thinks that yall should just make it official official so that he can stand by you in the throne room as your one and only man
• he’ll talk smack about the other concubines. it’s canon.
• also, oikawa knows all the gossip in the palace
• oikawa always tells you that he loved you even when you two were younger and no one can ever love you like he loves you
• when he was younger, his mother is one of the officials in court and the woman always brought him along
• and before he knew it, it was normal for him to go to court with his mother.
• oh how he remembers it clearly. you in that soft white kimono, smiling brightly as you giggle, while your handmaidens gently pushing you on the swing. your perfectly adorned hair framing your pretty face.
• you were so beautiful and oikawa just can’t help but know you. though as a male, it would be proven difficult, but his mother was one of the officials and tried to talk to you
• oikawa thought at first that you were a child of another official too and to his big surprise, you were the crown princess!
• you still tease him to this day about how cocky he was at first, trying to impress you.
• he loves it when you spend time with him and go to his room for procreating...
• it always feels like you’ve chosen him. chose him to spend your limited free time with him among your many concubines
• maybe in the future, he can be your prince like you are his glowing empress.
“your highness, i’m really happy that you’re here...” he hic-ed, his lips trembling as he looked up at you with a red blush on his face. his once immaculate kimono draped his body loosely while you run your hands up and down his chest, admiring the milky and soft skin.
you smiled at him and leaned down, placing a small kiss on his forehead making him gasp. you softly whispered against his skin, “i’m here, sweet prince”
oikawa whimpered softly, heart beating harshly at the sweet pet name as tears pricked his eyes. your hands trailed down his stomach, feeling his clenching muscles. you leaned further down, trailing hot wet kisses on his neck, and slowly started grinding on top of him.
the pretty male gasped, his hands flying up to wrap his arms around you. you chuckled at his reaction and the prominent hard-on that was nudging your thigh.
“such a cute reaction you have, sweet prince~” you teased, your hot breath hitting oikawa’s sensitive neck. you let your hand go to his hair, running through the messy tresses and your nails scratching his scalp gently. oikawa’s eyes rolled to his skull and letting his head hung back, giving you more space to his neck. his hips jerking when you continued the slow and agonizing pace of your grinding.
“p-please... y-your highness... touch me more..” he whispered, the massive blush on his skin so delectable. you smiled and faced him. oikawa’s half-lidded eyes stared at you with love and need. you placed a soft kiss on his lips making him moan. the kiss turned messy and hot in an instant.
oikawa opened his mouth, letting your slick tongue in. you swallowed his moans when you started playing with his tongue and your fingers thumbing his nipples. his kimono rustled and crumpled as you moved it off his shoulders.
tooruu loves you so much that it hurts. your soft touch wasn’t making it easier for him to deny you. he tried to shove the feelings he had for you but whenever you smiled at him, it starts to build up again.
it was as easy as that. you had him wrapped around your fingers and you don’t even know.
his hands clenching your red kimono as if he were to loosen even just a bit, you’d disappear. just like before...
— iwaizumi ♡
• an intellectual concubine who deals with affairs in court!
• the other concubines are scared of him!
• but he doesn’t know that so shhh! this baby thinks that they’re just shy and just didn’t know him so they talk to him
• iwaizumi wants to be useful to you. not just a baby maker who comes and goes.
• he never intended to fall in love with you. he really didn’t. he became a concubine because oikawa dragged him into it when the former was up for the exam.
• iwaizumi relented because he thought if he’s at court, he can do something about the oppression that was happening around towards males.
• he wants to change it and he thought that he was just a mere concubine in your court so he can do something about it without having to deal with you. you were an empress that embraced and welcomed many men in your court.
• though, he didn’t know how much he was able to feel so loved when he met you.
• so his objective changed, though only a little. he wants to be called as your lover that changed the views of society.
• but he admits that there was a lot of competition in court. most especially for your affection and attention. iwaizumi saw a lot of other males ruining and fighting when you were not present.
• but he won’t participate in it, he won’t stoop so low. though when another concubine started telling lies about you having favorites and being unfair, he mayhaps fought talked with him.
“y-your majesty! we can’t do this here!” iwaizumi gasped, placing a shaky hand on your arm as you pressed him against the shelves of your private library
you chuckled and leaned against him, trailing kisses with your lips on his neck. you felt him shiver when you placed a wet kiss on his pulse while your hands groped and caressed his body through his thick kimono.
“why not?~” you asked, biting his ear. iwaizumi gasped, his knees buckling a bit while he supported himself on the shelf. iwaizumi always tells you that you shouldn’t waste your time with him. he was so different from the usual concubines in your court. he wasn’t pretty nor delicate like them... but that what makes him so addicting to you.
“i think you deserve a break, sweetie~ i heard all about your accomplishment in my court. may i say how impressed i am” you cooed and leaned a bit to face him. you looked him straight in his eyes making him a little shy at your unwavering gaze that was filled with adoration.
iwaizumi closed his eyes tightly and hugged you, hiding his warm face in your neck. it was inappropriate to just hug the empress like this and normally, he wouldn’t do this but he just felt so much in the moment.
he made you proud. you’re proud of him. it was all for you. you.
iwaizumi heard you chuckled, feeling the light vibration through his clothes. he felt you lean away and he let you. you pressed your forehead against his, caressing his warm red cheek. “you worked hard, hajime”
the man whimpered and pressed a hard and needy kiss on your lips as you hummed in approval. he let you guide him through the kiss as your tongue slithered in his cavern, playing with his tongue.
god, you tasted so good. your lips felt heavenly against him. if he can, he’ll kiss you forever.
your hand trailed up to his hair, massaging his scalp and he moaned into the kiss. you felt the hard nudge against your thigh which make you smirk, as much as you can while kissing.
you then jutted your leg between his, your thigh pressing against his hard-on. iwaizumi gasped, holding onto you.
he looked into you and he shivered when he saw your dark gaze as your eyes swirled with lust.
before he can do anything, a voice called out from the door outside. “your highness? the court awaits for you in the throne room”
you sighed in annoyance but slowly removed your body away from iwaizumi which made the male whine unconsciously at the lost of your heat. you smiled at him and held his face, swiping your thumb lightly against his pink lips. “i’ll see you later, sweets~” and went out of the library, leaving him alone in silence and with his thoughts.
the male sighed.
hajime knows he can’t make you love him like he loves you but that’s okay. as long as he gets to be by your side, it’s okay. it really was okay... to be able to hold you was a miracle for him and he ended up loving you way too much.
not many would remember him and his work in your court but he wishes something more than anything else.
when all of these moments pass and he’s all but a grain in the wide earth, he hopes that the world can remember how much he loved you.
— matsukawa ♡
• mattsun doesn’t know how he got in your court tbh
• he was just lounging around his estate then his mother slammed his door open and told him he’s gonna be a concubine for the empress
• at first he doesn’t know what to feel cus a concubine? for the empress? him? fr?
• though when he met you, you were kinda intimidating tbh. he was nervous because he knows the status of men in court and in society in general.
• but when he found out that you were chill about it and actually cared about him well them?
• he mayhaps softened
• mattsun is usually seen in the garden with makki, just talking shit about some desperate concubines they see around
• when you started visiting him in the palace he resides in with the other 3, he thought he was sick with how fast his heart was beating.
• he never really paid any attention to other women, finding them annoying with how boasty they get about their status whenever he’s in a match-making visit.
• but you talked to him like he was a human being, like you see him for him and not his status in society.
• when mattsun gets comfortable, he’s very tease-y because he likes hearing you laugh. call him whipped but he doesn’t care.
• he wants to see your bright eyes looking at him. him. just him. your smile sent towards his way.
• when you consummated that one night for the first time, he got overwhelmed with the way you were soft and let him lead though still maintaining your aura of authority.
• whenever he thinks about that night, the butterflies in his stomach starts again. mattsun would thank his mother right now if he can for letting him have the opportunity to meet you and to actually hold you.
you chuckled when he started pecking your face with multiple kisses as his larger body pressed against yours, pinning you down in the soft and thick futon in his room in the palace.
“still so clingy, issei~” you teased but the male only hummed with a small and warm smile on his lips while he continues to litter your face and neck with his kisses. you felt his warm hands touch your skin softly, the feeling of his soft hands on your body always made you feel a little softer.
you reached up and held his face, squishing it so that his lips were all pouty. you laughed at his expression and kissed his lips.
mattsun could feel it again. the butterflies in his stomach. the harsh beating of his heart. he hoped that you wouldn’t hear it. he wants to maintain this calm and apathetic that goes with the flow kind of vibe.
if you knew how much he loved you, he doesn’t know what he would do. these feelings were too much for the young man.
mattsun wants to be with you all the time, he wants to feel you all the time. to have and to hold you.
when you released your hold on his face to run your fingers through his hair and massaging the back of his neck, he started kissing you deeper.
he swiped his tongue on your bottom lip, asking for permission. you hummed and opened your mouth which he eagerly accepted.
his hands then held your thighs, squeezing and fondling the thick meat. matsukawa groaned into the kiss when you wrapped your legs around his waist, making his groin press against your heat. at the small action, he started kissing you more feverishly, his hands touching every skin and starting to remove your kimono.
so needy. desperate even. to touch you. to feel you again. to sink into the delusion that you two were two lovesick couple in your own small little world.
you chuckled, albeit muffled by matsukawa’s lips still working against yours, you let your legs drop from his waist making him whine and break the kiss in confusion.
“i thought we were finished and you’re letting me go back?” you teased, wrapping your arms around his neck loosely. issei rolled his eyes playfully, though he knows he shouldn’t but you just felt so familiar and you make him sp comfortable in your presence that it scared him a little because he does all sorts of things.
“i am~ but you’re making it a little harder than usual, my empress” he teased back, bumping his nose against yours while his lazy smirk that you loved so much appeared in his lips.
“am i?~” you bit back, replying with your own smirk. mattsun let his eyes drop and go to your lips. mesmerized by it. it was so red. so beautiful. so soft. so kissable.
“well you have to let me go, issei. you hogged me for the whole day, needy~” you poked his cheek which he bit playfully making you chuckle. mattsun let go of your finger and placed a small kiss on it. “well, i am your favorite right? i have the right to take your time~” he teased again
“of course” you whispered, stroking his face. mattsun’s eyes softened at that and leaned closer to your hands.
“i have to go, issei...” his lazy smirk wavered a bit at your words but he straightened it. fortunately for him, you didn’t noticed.
mattsun nodded and sat up, letting you sit up too. you pressed a soft kiss on his lips and fixed your kimono and hair to look presentable as you leave.
you stood up and was about to go out but a large hand held yours. you looked down at him and smiled, squeezing his hand before letting go and going out
he watched you exit his room, his heart clenching painfully. issei let out a shaky breath and held his forehead, chuckling pathetically.
it was painful to see you come and go. it was his fault for feeling like this, not yours... it’s his fault for falling in love with you, the empress, when he’s just a mere concubine in your court.
he cursed and gripped his chest, where his heart was.
he dreaded this and he knows that there would be a time where he’ll see a man by your side. and all he can do is wish that it was him that you chose.
— hanamaki ♡
• he’s a chill concubine
• makki just hangs around here and there, not minding any of the loud concubines when they’re in your palace.
• he also doesn’t do anything to capture your attention but weirdly enough that made you intrigued
• his soft pink hair was always your favorite. you always tell him this that he had the prettiest hair you’ve seen. that it was so unique and whenever all of your concubines are in your court, you can spot him easily.
• makki being the middle child with two sisters mean that there was barely attention given to him in his household.
• so the male wasn’t familiar with compliments and gets a little too shy when he receives it. and especially from you? the empress, the most powerful woman in the country?
• his father brought him up when his mother took his sisters with her.
• he remembers the muffled shout, “i don’t need a good for nothing male!”
• hanamaki doesn’t really care anymore, deciding to isolate himself but his father was ambitious.
• his father pushed him to the empress, telling him to get ahead. that he can raise their status. he was the shining hope for the two of them.
• makki didn’t know what to do when he first came to your court but you were there to ease his nerves though he’d admit he thought you were a guard from the way you dressed. you loved sneaking around, wearing different uniforms. though makki had his suspicions because there was no way a guard could look so beautiful..
• may the gods help him. he was falling in love with you. and fast.
this was bad. really bad. but he can’t stop. not now. not now that he has experienced what it was like to be in your arms. to feel your lips against his.
but the guilt was slowly eating him away. mattsun, his best friend, loved you and takahiro promised to help the former with you but here he was. warming your bed, stroking every skin he could touch.
“what’s wrong, cherry blossom?” you asked, breath heavy from his actions. makki leaned his head against your thigh, looking at you. you’re so beautiful.
your eyes half-lidded, chest heaving heavy pants from your previous orgasm as your red lips curled into a breathless smile.
you run your fingers through his hair, looking at him with confusion. makki let out an amused sigh and shook his head, pushing down any guilt that he felt.
he doesn’t want to remember that. he doesn’t want to be reminded. right now he wants to focus on you. you. nothing else but loving you.
“nothing, my queen” he hummed and leaned closer to your wet cunt again, tongue swiping against the puffy clit making you shiver at the sensitivity. you sighed, eyes rolling back to your skull as makki gently sucked and licked you.
you gripped his hair, hips jutting against his mouth. makki hummed against you, his cock twitching excitedly, as his actions got faster when he saw that you were ready for more. oh, how he lives to please you.
to see you come undone before his eyes was truly heavenly.
but takahiro knew this was a bad idea. he didn’t want to do this to his best friend... he knew that issei loves you... but here he was, enjoying your every touch, every affection, and every moan your pretty lips releases.
if he can redo everything and decline his father’s wishes and honor his friend’s feelings, he knows what he'll do...
he would be here again and again, waiting for you.
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Lost in Assistance - Ch. 6
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Summary: Y/n is a professional celebrity's personal assistant in Hollywood got hired with two years contract to be the assistant of the famous and talented Elizabeth Olsen / Lizzie by her manager. Both Y/n and Lizzie hate each other since day one, and they have mutual friend. One is as stubborn as the other, will Y/n stay when Lizzie gives attitudes and tries her best to make her quit before the contract ends?
Warning: fluff, angst, smut (in future chapters), swearing words ( +18 only)
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You are forced to wake up in a sudden by your alarm blaring. You squint your eyes, try to find your glasses or your phone to turn off that annoyance of the sounds of your alarm. You finally turned it off and put on your glasses then checked out the time. You forgot that you have to wake up earlier than you planned before Lizzie’s text yesterday. Once you see the time is 5 AM, you regretted that you stayed up late last night.
You groaned as you got out of the bed. Last night you decided to wake up at 5 AM just so you can give yourself enough time to get ready, let alone you have to try to beat the traffic to go to the office even though it’s Friday you just don’t want to take that risk, not today. Last but not least, you have to get the coffee that Lizzie specifically requested.
You try to get ready faster than usual. You picked semi casual attire for today with a low ponytail and flat shoes. You grabbed your purse, your laptop and every other thing you need for work today. You walk out then go to your mom’s room to check if your mom is awake.
“Ma, are you awake yet? I’m gonna go to work okay? I’ll see you when I get home. Love you.” You half whispered hoping your mom can hear you but not loud enough to wake her up just in case she is still sleeping.
“Okay, good luck on your first day my dear.” Your mom replies in a sleepy tone.
You left for work but had to drop by at Starbucks near the office to get Lizzie’s large black coffee with half and half and two pumps of hazelnut syrup so it will still be hot when she gets it. That’s how she likes it and it’s one of a few list of coffee beverages she likes besides her precious seasonal pumpkin spice latte.
You finally arrived at the office at 6 AM sharp. The main building is already open due to some offices having early operation hours. You confidently go up to the office thinking it is already open as well or at least opened for Lizzie who is meeting you there but to your surprise the door is still locked and all the lights are still off. Puzzled with what’s going on, you pull out your phone and try to contact Lizzie to figure out where she is.
You try to call her but no answer. You wait for a few minutes in front of the office, then you try to call her again, which leads to the same result, no answer. Hoping that you will get an answer if you try to reach her in a different way, you decided to text her.
"Good morning Ms. Olsen, I'm here at the office. Are you on your way here by any chance? Thanks." You texted anxiously yet irritated. Fifteen minutes went by and still no words whatsoever from her. You decided to go back to your car and wait there.
You hate waiting yet that’s the only thing you can do now. Luckily, you parked at one of the Vernon’s office reserved spots so it will be easy for you to spot Lizzie when she comes. You sighed with annoyance every time you checked your phone and found nothing from Lizzie. You watch the parking spots around you like a hawk to spot Lizzie but shortly you are betrayed by your body, your eyes slowly close and you fall asleep. All of a sudden you hear your phone ring, it’s Lizzie. You jolted to check the time to find it’s 8:05. “Sh*t! Sh*t! Sh*t!’ You cursed in your mind and answered the call.
”Hello. Ms. Olsen. I’m coming right up.” You explain right away while you gather your stuff to get going. “Where are you?! You are late. I have been waiting here for 5 minutes.” Lizzie asked, pretending she was upset about waiting. Making you come two hours early and letting you wait was her plan. Little did you know, Lizzie actually saw you sleeping in the car when she parked. Of course she won’t let this situation go to waste so she decided to just go up to the office to make it look like you are late.
You finally showed up with one hand holding your purse and your laptop, the other handing Lizzie her coffee. “Good morning. I’m so sorry. Here’s your coffee. I got here at-..” before you could finish your explanation she cuts you off. “Um, my coffee is not hot, Y/n. Why is it cold? I like hot coffee in the morning. You need to get me a new one on the way there. We gotta go now or we are gonna be late. Thanks to you.” She gave the coffee back to you and walked away.
Your jaw dropped. You are so flabbergasted and irritated at the same time with what just happened as you saw her walk away with no remorse whatsoever.
“Aren’t you coming?” What Lizzie said snap you back to reality and you proceed to follow her to leave.
Lizzie decided to sit at the front passenger side with you driving. You drive in silence, still upset that you have to go to Starbucks to get her another hot coffee. You ordered hers and your usual coffee. You got both of your orders, you put yours in the cup holder and you hand her hers. “Ice coffee huh in the morning? Grande Espresso frappuccino, light ice double blended with extra shot in a venti cup. Just because you like cold coffee in the morning, it doesn’t mean other people like it too, you know?” She commented sarcastically. “Ms. Olsen, I got there at 6 just like you wanted me to, I tried to call and text you but no answer. That’s why your coffee got cold. It has been sitting for two hours.” You broke your silence but are still trying to keep it cool.
“Oh yeah, I slept in, didn’t hear my alarm.” Lizzie answered nonchalantly.
“Are you kidd--” You said in your mind then you took a deep breath. Hearing how she answered you, it made you connect the dots and you know what she’s up to. You know it’s normal if she really slept in but this happened on the first day you work for her, coincidence much.
“I see.” You said it sarcastically and nodded slightly. “What? What do you see?” You got her attention. “Oh nothing. You did it on purpose didn’t you? You are trying to give me a hard time working.” You calmly confront her. “I told you I slept in. It’s up to you how you gonna take my answer.” Another nonchalant answer came out from her. You chuckle sarcastically then pull over and turn your head to look at her. She looks back at you confused.
“Look, Ms. Olsen. I don’t sugar coat things so please hear me out, I know you don’t like me because I got hired as the assistant you thought you don’t need and I don’t fancy you either. What you did this morning is completely childish and to me, you really give yourself a bad name such as a brat. I’m just here doing my job. As professional as you are and as stubborn as you are, no matter what game you are playing now, I won’t quit because I’m not a quitter. So why don’t you just let me do my job until the contract ends?” You raise one of your eyebrows and give her an intimidating smile then you start to drive again to the location.
Despite the fact that Lizzie actually got caught off guard with what you just did and with everything you said, she refused to give in. In fact it just provoked her more and started to ramble angrily “I told you I slept in! Just so you know, I have my own reason why I don't need a new assistant! You know nothing about me! So don't you dare call me a brat! Don't get too cocky. I’m not a quitter either. I’ll win.” She replied and just like that, they soon got into an argument and everything turned into one competition between you two girls who have the same level of unyielding obduracy. Nonetheless, both of you are consumed by your own ego and anger.
You scoffed. "Oh come on! We both know you did it on purpose! I'm not stupid! 2 plus 2 is 4! Why don't you want a new assistant anyway? It's not that bad!" You raised your tone a little.
"Why the hell do I have to tell you my reason?! It's a personal thing! You work for me, don't you remember that?! Being childish is way better than being cocky like you. Just because you are the best assistant that Mitchel has, doesn't mean you're better than anybody else! So if you are as professional as you said you are, why don't you just zip it and drive?!"
The driving is now filled with tension and awkward silence. You decide to turn on the music just to calm you down. Clair De Lune by Motez Remix plays. The tune is actually catchy enough to Lizzie’s ears, she never heard this song before so she secretly checked the title on y/n’s car screen. “I don’t like this, I want to listen to something else.” She lied just to push y/n’s button yet again. “My car, my choice of music.” Lizzie rolled her eyes to what you said.
Luckily the traffic wasn’t that bad, you both arrived at the location on time. Lizzie gets out of the car and slams the door as she is still upset with you.
The photoshoot session starts. Both of you only talk when it’s needed. Not a single eye contact happens between the two of you. After a few hours, it’s time for lunch. Lunch is already catered, you prepared a plate for her, place it on the table. You sit with the photographer and crews on another table near hers.
She sits and about to eat but was stopped by something she noticed on her plate. Something that she hates, onions.
“Umm, Y/n, I can’t eat this.” She pushed the plate away. “ And why is that?” curious why she said that, you go to take a look at her plate and notice what’s the problem. “Sorry, I didn’t notice there’s onions there.” You added.
“It’s okay, I wouldn’t mind eating it if there’s no onion in it. Since you are my assistant, I will let you do your job just like what you asked me to do earlier.” She said it sarcastically but in a low tone and gave you a smirk, knowing she just served you back your own words from the argument earlier.
You realized what she wants you to do, it won’t look good if the photographer and the crew see you argue with you since they didn’t hear what ridiculous “assistance” Lizzie just asked you to do for her so you just do what she asked you to half heartedly.
The rest of the session continues then you both go back to the office when it’s all done. The whole ride was awkward and silent from both of you with soft music playing in the background. Tension is in the air but that doesn’t stop both of you secretly exchanging glances to each other without you both knowing.
You both arrived at the office’s parking structure just to separate to go home and move on with your day.
Ch. 7
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first off lemme say i f-n love this page , the wayyyy i’ve been looking for knb x black reader/character fics is crazy , tysmm<333
with that being said , please do a nsfw headcan or scenario for my bb aomine with a fem black reader<3
GIRL WHY AM I JUST NOW SEEING THIS!!? lmao i’m so sorry and yess i can hehe hope you liked this and thank you soo much! that’s why i made this because there isn’t that many
WARNING ⚠️ MINORS DNI AGED UP CHARACTER NSFW
Aomine x black! gf NSFW headcanons
- lawd does this man know how to fuck i mean fr he leaves you breathless
- tbh i see him as a soft dom
- but doesn’t mind if you ride him
- (sometimes he prefers it)
- don’t flirt with anyone because you will not need your legs for the next few days
- teases you a lot
-makes you say what you want
-“come on baby use your words. tell what you want.”
- punishments are rare tho
- HUGE on overstimulation
- you cum over and over and over until he’s done with you
- then proceeds to eat you out, licking all the off your cum and juices from your wet pussy
- ohh man when is comes to eating you out this man eats you like you’re the last thing he’ll ever eat on this damn planet
- messy with it too
- cum is smeared all over your thighs and his face
- the sheets are completely soaked
- you feel dizzy from the orgasms your boyfriend just gave you
- smirks at the facts that he can make you squirt and cum with his tongue
- you tried to close your legs on his head and he kept eating
- or pushes them out of the way
- now when he wants a real show he’ll finger the fuck out of you and suck on that cute little clit of yours
- watches you crumble and squirm in his touch
- moaning uncontrollably
- if you ever try and run away he pins you face down and ass up
- blows that back out
- you ain’t walking tomorrow so here you go: 🦽
- does care about you finishing
- actually encourages you too
- “come on baby, i know you can do it cum for me”
- if he cums before you he makes sure that you feel 10 times better than he did
- since he’s a boob type guy he’s mouth nor hands ever leave them
- but tbh he loves everything about you
- all your curves
- nothing gets untouched by him
- leaves massive amounts of hickeys on your body
- but you do the same
- y’all have a competition to see who can leave the most hickeys on each other
- he wins only because he’s able to hold you down
- when it comes to after care he wraps your hair in your bonnet or scarf
- massage you with your favorite oil
- give you snacks and water
- lots of “are you okay?” “did i hurt you”
- once you’re settled he’ll ask if you need anything else
- and if you don’t then well good night
- this nigga is knocked tf out after
- if you wanna cuddle he’s up to it
- if you wanna talk that’s cool too
-you’ll both listen to each other’s day, laughing and talking
-or just laying there listening to music humming along
- he just wants to make you feel happy and loved the way you make him fell
<3 remember eat and drink something tonight don’t gotta be a lot! and u are loved! have a good day honey 🍯!
#black reader#black y/n#kuroko no basket x black reader#kuroko no basket#aomine x reader#daiki aomine#black!reader#aomine x you
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manager-chan >:)
(nekoma x manager! reader)
heyy~ 🤠 im back lollz. i was bored when i made this, and was craving it too. also, want the masterlist?
✎ warnings: a lil cursing. if you notice something, pls tell me :]
✎ word count: around 700 words
✎ also-! fem! reader:)
first of all, they love you sm ≧◡≦
cannot explain that enough
OKAY lets continue
you didn’t plan on being their manager at first but it was worth it 🥺🥺
you were just lev’s really cool friend who took good care of him like a really cool cousin, yk :))
lev suggested that you become their manager
so you thought about it, and did it :DD
when you showed up,,, OH LAWD
they were so happy- AGHAHFHSG
it was mainly yamamoto who showed it tho
it was funny cuz kuroo forced everyone to calm down since he didn’t want to scare you away
its been a while since they had a manager yk o(╥﹏╥)o
(its 1:11 am and im just spewing out whatever i feel like)
when its break time and you just wanna finish some homework you usually stay with kenma, you find the sounds from his game comforting
when you need help with your hw tho, you can count on kuroo to help you out :))
feel sad? no worries fukunaga and yamamoto got you covered (●´ω｀●)
hehe, watch them talk about that time fukunaga had to throw water at tora and kenma loll
there are times when you walk to school with lev and get distracted by the cats
how do you even explain that to them. to be fair they were cute
lev: “manager-chan! yaku kicked my shin D:“
yaku: “WELL THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP COMMENTING ON MY HEIGHT”
lev: “i wasn’t trying to be mean, yaku-san ( ︺︹︺)”
literally theres been so many times that this happened and you just dont know what to do about it anymore-
sometimes when they’re sweaty they wipe the sweat off with their shirt
and youre like- >:(
you: “guys! dont use your shirt that has germs on it, you know. use a towel >:)“
you proceed to make then bend down (if you’re shorter than them) so that you could dab the sweat off for them (￣ｰ￣)
THEY GO CRAZY,,, LIKE AHHH OUR MANAGER IS SO SWEET
AND SHE CARES ABOUT HYGIENE TOO :DD
now they always wipe their sweat with their shirt so that you’ll get mad and do it yourself lol
this is getting quite long, at least for me
during competitions they don’t let you out of their sight because THEY JUST KNOW SOMEONE WILL LOOK AT YOU
THEY CAN FEEL IT- (⊙︿⊙)
training camp time :D
tora was SO ready to show you off
tora: “check out our new manager, tanaka! shes a bad bitch, and she’ll mess up your day if you do something wrong >:)”
tanaka: “where- i dont see her”
you: *is once again petting a cat you saw with lev*
yes, very much bad bitch of you
ok but like can you imagine yamamoto and tanaka just competing over who’s manager is cooler. all managers are cool tho, fr
and nishinoya being tanaka’s personal hype man
but you see, tora knew just what to do to prove that you were the best manager
tora: “manager-chan~ come here“ *proceeds to “accidentally” wipe his sweat off with his shirt*
you: “toraaaa! i told you to stop doing that >:(”
tora: *is smirking cuz he knows damn well whats about to happen*
you take his towel and gesture for him to get closer
he just has this really smug face
lowkey everyone was watching cuz of how loud they were arguing
you proceed to dab his sweat off like a stressed out mother then walk away to continue your convo with yukie and kaori
nishinoya got so quiet GAHGDJHGD
and tanaka just- 🧍♂️
when the barbecue came you were lowkey so happy cuz like- BBQ! >:))
you sat with all the other managers this time, and you got to talk to kiyoko and yachi
IMMEDIATELY BEST FRIENDS
even if youre personalities vary, ya’ll are the coolest friend group 😎✨
you guys even have a groupchat where you managers just roast the shit out of your teams
you lowkey caught tora with tanaka and nishinoya vowing to protect you from the other players 😭✋
you walked away like 🕳👩🦯
when the training camp ended and everyone was in the bus already
it was just really quiet, and they were all just thinking
i’d like to think that the training camp was when they realized that they were very lucky to have you as their manager
this was rushed because i wanted to get it done before i get unmotivated again. longest one i’ve ever made so far :))
i got the gif from here
#THIS WAS REALLY BAD#i'm so sorry#GAHSHHS#haikyu x reader#haikyuu x manager#nekoma x manager#nekoma x reader#nekoma! manager#haikyu fluff#haikyu scenarios#haikyu hcs#kenma x reader#kuroo x reader#lev haiba x reader
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hi! may i request hcs of the haikyuu boys watching/helping their significant other workout? maybe yoga or just a regular workout? would be sweet if it was all of them but i know there are so many, so mainly kuroo, kageyama, bokuto, oikawa and nishinoya <3 thank you!!
hi anon!! i’m sorry i didn’t do all the boys, but i wrote for the specific boys you requested. if you, or anybody else, wants these hc’s for other boys i’d love to do them hehe. hope you enjoy!
kuroo tetsurō
he’s so excited as soon as you’re like “hey wanna work out together”
like his whole body freezes up and then he just
screams
if you’re already like pretty athletic, he makes everything a competition
but doesn’t actually compete
he just wants to watch you 😏
no fr he’ll be like “i bet i can do more squats than you”
and then just doesnt squat and only watches you squat
this mf 😭
he gets way too excited and puts an alarm at 4;30 am to text you/wake you up to go on a run with him
you: see that’s what we’re not gonna do
if you’re not very athletic or you’re just starting to get accustomed to working out
he is so. encouraging
like sickeningly so
tries his best not to overwhelm you and does really basic workouts with you
but also if ur laying face down on the ground crying “i dont wanna do this anymore” he will NOT have any of it
good luck unsubscribing to his services
he just wants to see you succeed 🥺 👉🏼👈🏼
cooks you the best healthy meals you dont even feel like youre missing out on anything
now
yoga
listen he’s so cheeky
he’s so mf TOUCHY
couples yoga with kuroo >>>>
it’s so funny bc this man is so strong he can do pretty much any move that requires any type of strength but pull out the flexibility card and he will pass away on the spot
he also just likes to watch you do yoga
not just bc he’s a pervert
but also bc it’s just interesting to see you in your zone
buys you yoga pants just bc <3333
“u just wanna stare at my ass”
“how dare you i would never objectify my gf”
stares at your ass <3
kageyama tobio
remember when i said kuroo would make everything a competition but wouldn’t really care
kageyama cares
he’s so annoying youre just trynna have fun working out w ur bf but here he is trynna kill u bc he’s so much better at everything
okay but if YOURE better 🤑
it pisses him off at first but then he realizes he’s pissed off bc ur so hot and make his spine tingle
work outs with him are intense as fuck
like he goes all out
but then he helps you stretch and 😏 it’s worth it
if he’s helping you workout, he’s kinda harsher than he intends to be
and when he realizes that yk maybe he’s being a lil extra
he apologizes and just asks how you wanna do it
spends the night researching hehe
is encouraging in a demeaning way like “do you WANT to regret not working harder” ur like tobio i swear on my life i will start crying
when y’all are done he does like give u a small kiss and the sweetest smile “good work” and it makes it all the more worth it
about yoga though
when he first watched u he was horny hwbwjwks
he was like oop what is this feeling
but then it clicked lmao
avoids watching you unless you’re doing it privately so he can embarrass himself less
if you invite him to join you it’s just rigorous head shaking but he loves you sm he’ll do anything for you
he just follows your lead and is listening so attentively and is trying to mimic your movements exactly and is so awe oh my god he’s so CUTE
once ur done and ur both just laying on the ground you roll over and kind lean over him and give him a kiss “thank u for doing this with me”
“we should do it more often”
not horny just in love with you <3
bokuto kōtarō
so hyperactive good luck keeping up with him
he’s also like
built
LIKE HAVE YOU SEEN. HIM???? no way he doesnt go crazy w the work outs
if you suggest to work out together he’s so excited and he just does everything normally the way he does at 2.5x speed and you’re just like bruh 🧍🏻♀️ slow down
you do eventually find your own rhythm that kinda matches his own
and it’s nice to have him with you because like if you’re at a gym and ur using a device across the room from him he’ll just yell and wave at you and blow you a kiss god i love this dork
after you’re both spent you just sit on the ground across from each other stretching just talking just vibing
gives you a big smooch in between everything if he can
it becomes a really positive addition to your life ngl
if he’s helping you work out
he is actually the fkn BEST
despite him being a work out freak, he doesn’t force that on you in any way
if anything i think he’d be super gentle
so cheerful when encouraging you
and rewards you a lot
too much probably
“20 PUSHUPS BABE !!!! LETS GO MAKE OUT FOR 20 MINUTES”
he doesn’t just say it he really does mean it when he tells you he’s proud of you
loves it when you do yoga
immediately tries to join in
“oouu teach me this move” proceeds to fall on his ass <3
t’s okay he has a lotta cushioning 😏
he always wants to try the couples yoga moves
he saves them on his phone to show you later and you cant say no bc ur already in gear and the yoga mat is on the ground hehe
(if you watch cody ko and kelsey kreppel’s couples yoga video that’s basically how it goes with you two)
^^^ in one of the moves he has to like lift you up by your arms as youre sitting down and he’s standing and he accidentally just shoves your face into his crotch
you both couldn’t stop laughing until you nearly peed and thats the beauty of love
oikawa tōru
he has to repeatedly ask you if you’re s u r e you wanna work out with him
if you’re s u r e you can keep up
please hand his cocky ass to him <3
if you’re athletic, prepare to have him try to one up you every time you do something
it’s so sweet though cause he’s so determined and he’s sticking his tongue out between his lips and you’re just like baby please what is this
tells you to lay beneath him while he does push ups so he can kiss you
you complain about how sweaty he is but really you just want him to take his shirt off <3
okay two important things i want to go over
one. oikawa does not know when to stop. so, honestly, you probably suggested to work out with him to keep him in check and make sure he doesn’t overwork himself
please make him drink water and take breaks when necessary :(
two. his knee :( he would probably need to be very careful and he’ll teach you the correct way to massage it and prep it before he does any critical work
if you approach him one day about helping you work out cause you’re clueless — yes it will get to his head
but like ??? he’s your boyfriend??? your very athletic boyfriend???
who else would u ask tf 😹
anyways he makes a whole like list and shit
organizes it so well with color coding and different handwriting
keeps you up to date with your progress and always says things like “look how well you’re doing babe!” and gives you a hugeeee hug
now, oikawa is either weirdly flexible, or not flexible at all
we’re gonna go for the first one for this yoga hc
joins you randomly and starts doing the poses correctly right away ur like ??? sir ???
distracts you. so much.
“can i have a kiss— another one?— one more— one more babe— okay an—“
make out sessions ensued :)
nishinoya yū
actually i think noya would like to be in own zone kinda thing when he’s working out
probably blasting some katy perry in his ears ngl
but when you tell him you wanna go work out with him??
now you’re both blasting katy perry in your ears
stares. stares so much. provocatively.
he’s your bf so you get it
but women have come up to you in the gym asking if you’re okay hbwjwkwe
makes you try out his routine while he tries out yours
“wow babe this is sooo easy” he’s dying dont believe him
you guys probably have a handshake that’s so motivating to do before and after eeekkkk he probably makes you feel SO good about yourself after
takes you to eat the unhealthiest shit he can find after a workout because why not right ? chivalry? undead 😻
if you ask him for help he’ll accept right away
competes with you to help you improve
“one day babe you’ll be beating me at these with such ease”
he’s the loud kind of encouraging
yells a lot
like so much
body worship all the time <3333
“god u look SO good right now i love you so much”
this simp i love him sm
anyways. onto yoga
did i mention he stares 👁👁
because he does
he already knows you do yoga and he will find out your schedule
just. likes to watch you tbh
if you offer to do couples yoga with him he refuses bc he likes the view where he is lmfao
there are so many tiktoks of him just doing the dances while you calmly do yoga
it becomes a trend lmfaowjwnsj
anyways yes best supportive bf award goes to noya (actually all of them who am i kidding)
end note; MY BEST FRIEND PAINTED AKAASHI FOR MY BDAY GIFT I STOPPED BREATHING ,,, anyways i hope y’all enjoyed this!! feel free to request some more mwah
#haikyuu x reader#haikyuu headcanons#kuroo x reader#kuroo headcanons#oikawa x reader#oikawa headcanons#bokuto x reader#bokuto headcanons#kageyama x reader#kageyama headcanons#nishinoya x reader#nishinoya headcanons
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