they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

you irritate me

i irritate myself too ur not special

I don’t know which author needs to hear this right now but even if you never update your wip i would never regret reading it a time of joy is never wasted

I am a WHORE for “the love is requited, they’re both just idiots”

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

GUYS PETER CAPALDI WAS IN A POST PUNK BAND I'M NEVER RECOVERING FROM THIS ONE

you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

i'm sorry (not) to people who know me irl

Hullo!! I was just wondering, pondering even, what midnight burger is?? I’ve seen you post about it a couple times and it seems really good and funny but idk what its deal is yknow. would you recommend it????

yesss!!!! midnight burger is a podcast about this diner that's also a spaceship and every day it randomly teleports to a new place in the universe. it starts off with one-off episodes but a plot starts to develop after a while too! i absolutely love every single character, they're all so wonderful and interesting. it's def a comedy but gets a bit more serious as the plot progresses, stakes get higher etc. i would ABSOLUTELY recommend it, i love it so much!!!! it's still updating and i haven't caught up to the recent episodes yet, but what i've listened to is a lot of fun!!! :)))

🇵🇸💚 Journalists in North Gaza request water, get full meal, “This is just how we are. These are our traditions!”

🔸 Source: eye on palestine (main post), mahmoud._.shalha20 (footage) and translatingfalasteen (translation)

Today's Seal Is: Loathsome Cement Eater