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mostly-funnytwittertweets · 2 months

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#dune #dune 2 #star wars #scifi #twitter #meme #memes #tweets #tweet #funny #lol #humor

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generaljenobi · 2 months

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The subtitles on this bootleg site are hilarious

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ogwnostalgia · 2 years

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$2.00 at Buy Me a Coffee - The Poor Man's Guide to Ghost-Hunting ebook!

Humor/SF/Fantasy short story, originally published in Leading Edge Magazine.

Best friends Jerry and Diane spend the summer ghost-hunting in room 217 of every cheap motel in New Mexico. Have they finally found proof of the supernatural?

#writing #supernatural stories #ghost stories #short stories #science fiction stories #humorous scifi #comedy scifi #books for sale #leading edge #ebooks #ghost hunting #fantasy stories #genre stories

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mooneggtarts · 2 days

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Something something Radioapple Reincarnation AU... I told you I love reincarnation tropes right?... did I..???? Anyways expect more cause I have a lot of ideas for this 💥💥

Here some closeup of the comics

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #radioapple #RDAP:R AU #such a scifi looking tag for this au wkdjsj #anyways there will be fluff!! humor (if you find my sense of humor funny-) and LOTS of ANGST YOU BETCHA!!!

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cybergoth66 · 7 months

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💀😅bruh

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sci-fi-art-666 · 3 months

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#scifi #art #dark scifi #humor #female #Houston #I have a problem // art by Carlos Moreno Diaz .

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carionto · 6 months

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Predator mode

Big Thrasher was not a happy camper after his first encounter with Humanity. There is a certain exponential curve to simple ballistic weapons, whereas shields, which start off way above, progress on a geometric line. E in = E out (mostly, some charge is lost in conversion) vs E=MC^2. He learned that the hard way when three of his toughest cruisers were reduced to space dust by, as he later learned to his horror, a mid-sized transport ship using Human standard issue rail cannons.

Someone smart would move on and avoid Humanity. Big Thrasher isn't a complete idiot, but he is a prideful and narcissistic pirate captain. Thus his ability to make sensible decisions is handicapped severely. Now he has made a most dubious one indeed:

Infiltrate a Human science station and steal all their secrets and use them to get sweet, juicy, delicious revenge!

Finding one was disturbingly easy, there's so many of them. Like, at least one for each star system within eighty light years from Sol, one for each planet within thirty, and then it just gets ridiculous within Sol itself. Oddly enough, despite their size, typically there are no more than ten people aboard, almost all Human, only a few are joint Coalition.

Thinking long and hard (something Big Thrasher is not a fan of) he decided on his target - a lone station on the very outskirts of publicly known Human activity and furthest away from any major Coalition systems.

When his reconstructed fleet arrived behind the local gas giant, the station was sitting in mid orbit of the inner rock planet and was broadcasting something strange on open channels - a melodic chant of sorts:

"..live on a Yellow Submarine! A Yellow Submarine! A Yellow Submari.."

whatever that meant. No matter, Big Thrasher's fleet was moving in on the target, stealth drives on, weapons ready, numbers on their side, element of surprise - the perfect ambush.

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Where did the station go?

Before Big Thrasher could register neural activity to try and answer that, it appeared. Behind them. And a small explosion happened moments earlier where it used to be, but the main concern was the station firing its stabilizer thrusters to rotate it at incredible speeds, then a long blade slicing one of his ships in two. Then it disappeared again. And another small explosion.

Once more, it suddenly reappeared behind another one of his ships and did the same thing, but this time used its thrusters to quickly move towards the vessel and impale it on a massive spike. Disappear. Small explosion in its place.

Three. Four. Five. They're losing ships by the second. A literal space station sized target and they can't keep track of it, let alone land a single hit. How is it teleporting? What are those explosions?

WHY IS A SPACE STATION ENGAGING HIS PIRATE SPACE SHIP FLEET IN MELEE COMBAT!

WHY WOULD ANYONE THINK TO DO THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE!?!

WHY IS IT WINNING!?!??!

Big Thrasher once again order an emergency retreat, what remained of his fleet scattered to randomly selected quick hyperjump coordinates, and would regroup in a few weeks time.

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Aboard the experimental development station Tree of Grating Whispers the crew of seven were hastily putting out fires and trying not to throw up from all the gee forces they just endured, kinetic dampeners be damned.

A few hours later, all in their environmental suits, as the life support system was dead, they convened for an after-action report:

"Right, so, good news and bad news. Good news - short range teleporter works perfectly. Bad news - each unit doesn't teleport with us and just explodes, further data has been unrecoverable so far.

Good news - rapid action thruster and kinetic combat mode works. Bad news - can't have biologicals onboard and even moderately durable systems break after a few swings.

Overall, I'd say this has been a success (unanimous nodding). Let's get to working out the kinks and we'll have a presentable version for the military. We'll also have to thank those pirates for not masking their engine heat trails, this was a great field trial guys, real proud of everyone!"

The chief says, while high on painkillers (and so is the rest of the crew), as another part of the station self-immolates.

#humans are space orcs #humans are space oddities #humans are deathworlders #humans are space australians #humanity fuck yeah #carionto #humor #story #scifi

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catgirl-kaiju · 2 years

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Robot girl who twirls her hair by spinning her finger like an electric drill bit

#shitpost #comedy #humor #flirty #robot #voidpunk #robot girl #android #scifi #gynoid

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madame-helen · 1 year

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#meme #memes #shitposting #shitpost #humor #funny #sarcasm #star trek #dune #warhammer #40k #religion #atheisim #islam #christianity #I'd rather stay a atheist its more safer #scifi

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misforgotten2 · 8 months

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Cover by D. Pattee

#cover art #coverart #magazine #magazine cover #1950 #astounding #science fiction #scifi #1950s #1950's #mushroom cloud #pulp magazine art #pulp #humor

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betterbooktitles · 8 months

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I finished this book for the first time and absolutely loved it. That said, I kept thinking of Genly Ai saying this.

#funny #lit #lol #humor #literature #books #reading #jokes #memes #meme #john mulaney #left hand of darkness #the left hand of darkness #scifi

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bookanimeart · 1 year

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Alien translation software that learns English slang but doesn't realize that it's not "standard" English or the cultural context (like time) surrounding the slang and ends up with things like a diplomat saying "Warp drive is totes magoats the bee's knees, comrade!"

#universal translator #humans are space orcs #humans are weird #space australia #earth is space australia #slang #funny #humor #aliens #science fiction #scifi #sci fi

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generaljenobi · 3 months

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