I spent all afternoon wrapping these beautiful gifts, how do you--**rip rip tear**-- like . . . them?
Better Homes & Gardens Gifts to Make Yourself - 1972
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When I was young I had so much hair it was a problem. Now that I'm older I have so little hair it's a problem.
Male December - 1961
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Though they were very polite about it, they fought over where to put the table.
The Fireside Cook Book - 1949
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The active ingredient is guanine (from the word guano).
Burda Moden (A multilingual European women's magazine) - July 1978
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Portable? I’ve owned mine for decades and I didn’t know this.
I just checked and yes it detaches! This changes things.
1969
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"3 hours on the bus and a 2 mile hike for this? Yelp is going to get a scathing review about that's for sure."
Ring O' Roses: A Nursery Rhyme Picture Book by & illustrated by L. Leslie Brooke - c.1915
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Yet another laundry set up in the kitchen but look at that weird-ass sink, if you can see it over the glaring lighted ceiling.
And what's with the oven on the other side of the cabinets next to the commercial grade glass door?
1969
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"Isn't he cute, he can sit up now and can advise me on my future household appliance purchases at a two-year-old level."
Parents Magazine - October 1944
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Sewing is simple if all you sew is a bag with pockets like this dress.
1966
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My favorite book title of all time.
A book you very likely don’t have on your shelf #534 & 535
Covers by Jeff Jones & Armand Weston -- 1968 & 1974
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It's not my back that's aching right now. Rowr
McCall's - April 1952
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Rule 34
1940
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Looks like there was an accident at the Uncle Ben’s factory. Bill will be missed.
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"Remember Darling, snitches get stitches."
McCall's - April 1952
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Those doorknobs are going to cause a lot of pain. "So, I was talking to Mabel and she--Ouch! MOTHERFU--I mean gosh darn."
Better Homes and Gardens Decorating Book - 1956
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A book you very likely don’t have on your shelf #533
Cover by Albert Nuetzel -- 1969
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Ouch! Dammit, not again! Why’d we put this stupid counter here? I got a bruise the size of New Jersey!”
Better Homes and Gardens Decorating Book - 1956
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