hot single dads in your area (it’s me)
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the f in ford f150 stands for f*ggy!!!!
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Chil becoming a union organizer for half foots makes so much sense because literally any time a half foot was in chil’s vicinity he was looking out for them
Like when marcille & senshi transformed
And with mickbell
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if you told me your dog was heterosexual i'd be like. uh. dogs don't have a concept of gender or sex dipshit. but if you told me your dog was gay i'd be like that fucking rips bro hell yes
If you are annoying on this post you owe me $5
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if I had a nickel for every time David Tennant has played a genderfluid, trauma-filled immortal having the worst day of their life in 2023, I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but apparently it's enough to making me going insane
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some more of my ✨ man boobs ✨ as requested 😁
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A (somewhat) genuine “What your favourite hermit says about you” chart because my joke one was so popular
Obvious disclaimer: do not take too seriously! these aren’t necessarily true! this is like 50% a joke! i mean everything here positively!
i am still right though. anyways let me know who you are I’m a zed fan
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Gao-Gao Malleus and Friends™️
*turns ur diasomnia into marketable sanrio-esque characters*
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The Polar Tang being named like that is actually so hilarious, tbh.
There couldn't be any better name for a vessel carrying around a pirate doctor.
Tangs come in many different shapes and colors, but the yellow one is also dubbed "somber surgeon fish"
If that's not befitting for a certain captain, I don't even know what is.
Even his crew's names are marine.
It's like Law pulls science puns in every breath he takes.
Combined with a giant declaration of "fuck you"s in the name of his dead guardian.
All while nerding out to the max.
Publicly.
And he has absolutely zero shame about that.
With all the decor he basically called his sub "sturgeon of death".
... I'm shedding tears---
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