I'll count your kids for you just leave em on my face 👅
LMFAOOO 😭 foul
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POV: you’re having an intellectual conversation with me but can’t stop staring at my boobies
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Omg! You're a dad! How many kids do you have?
does my collection of plush toys count? 😥
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hot single dads in your area (it’s me)
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Any tips on breath play? I wanna cum from getting choked but i dont wanna die naked
HUH??? 😭
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anyone here a fan of man tiddies? 😆
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I wish you would fuck me so hard cum blood and shit drip out my ass hole
what the FUCK!!! seek help
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You look amazing for 30! Do you steal youth through pec admiration? 🤣 Here's to your eternal youth and bigger pecs 🍻🥂
LMAO CHILL i’m 26 babe
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how’s the view 🥴
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Rainforest in Sabah, Malaysia
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Fuck cute!!! You’re as sexy as they come! Turning thirty will only make you SEXY DADDY ❤️❤️❤️
i’m asian so i’m still gonna be mistaken as a high schooler when i’m in my 30s. TRUST
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tell me i’m cute even though i’m almost 30 _(:3 」∠)_
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Literally the best thing I’ve found in the city aside from cheap tofu
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let’s see if tumblr censors this 👀
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Yes, we all know you don't come with cheese and you're cut.
gagged me a bit for sure
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Why won’t you share tips on getting boy pussy share the twink hole with some of us please my family is dying
😭😭😭 LMFAOOO???
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