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People do know that the party has parents of their own, right? That the whole 'Mom Steve' thing is just a joke? Right?
#stranger things#steve harrington#momo.txt#sorry this is such a pet peeve of mine#he's not telling them to watch their language#he's not packing them lunches#he's not dropping them off at school and hellfire every day#he's not paying for every little thing they want to buy#he's not dropping everything so they can take over his house#for dnd or the pool#does he care about them? yes#is he their parent? no#let steve be a bastard older brother figure!!#~“but the party are just traumatised teens!”~#SO IS STEVE#what about his childhood!#his teenage years!!#sorry not sorry he's not a doormat
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EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt
#talk tag#IT KILLS ME. REIGEN IS NOT MOB'S DAD. HE HAS A DAD. INGO IS NOT AKARI'S DAD. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN ANYONE HEAR ME#(not even necessarily to say that ingo is in his late 20s but still)#(even if he was a 30-40-50 year old no matter how old he is no fucking teenager is gonna call some guy they met as a 15 year old ''dad'')#GAI IS NOT A FATHER FIGURE TO ROCK LEE HE WAS LIKE 13 WHEN HE WAS BORN! PLEASE!!!!!!!!#one time i saw that a person wrote a fic where mario was like a father figure to luigi.#they are TWIN BROTHERS.#not what this about but idk where else i can say anything about this.#just horrible#also sometimes someone is just An Older Friend like no familial relationship just a friend or acquaintance who is a lot older than you
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please tell me it’s not true that the one billionaire passenger coerced his terrified 19 year old son into going in that underwater coffin because it was father’s day weekend
#oceangate#titanic#the titanic#the titan#i think the kid is the only one i feels genuine grief over#everyone else lived at least five decades but this kid was barely out of his teenage years#and if he was terrified to go??!? then don’t make him go???#he obv had better instincts than the rest of them
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Finished! Uncle Tello and Casey Jr!
Sculpted by @starrstrucksilly!
Based on the Cass Apocalypse Series by @somerandomdudelmao !
Donnie doesn't sit quite where he is supposed to, because I flew too close to the sun and he paid the price for my hubris.
I was sad to glue Casey to the base, holding him brought me joy... But I think he turned out pretty good!
I need a better camera, there is weathering on Casey's arm and leg wraps that you can't see... I think he looks better in person, too... The nose shading between his eyes is my favorite part for some reason.
Edit: Forgot to mention, I am aware I put the top ninpo arm on backwards, looks super cool and menacing from certain angles lol
#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#unpause rise of the tmnt#ckaosstuff#unpause rottmnt#SaveRiseoftheTMNT#save rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#save rise of the tmnt#save rottmnt#rise donnie#casey jr#cass apocalypse series#cass apocalypse au#cas apocalyptic series#I originally mixed glow power in with Donnie and his ninpo#really wish that had worked out#I'll have it figured out for the next Donnie#which is hopefully before the end of the year?
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Jason: (stubs toe) AH GAH F*CK THIS TABLE
Dick: Jay Language! You should be ashamed!
Jason: You. You taught me these words man.
Dick: (now sweating a little bit) Such foul language and now lies? You lie on the name of your older brother? I don’t know what I did wrong! Timber have you ever ever heard me curse?
Tim: …no?
Dick: exactly! You wound me Jacey!
Jason: you literally would party all the time and you once told this very table the exact same thing I just said!
Tim: … okay the joke was funny before but now you’re taking it a bit too far Jason.
Jason: WHAT? ME!?
Later he found a Polaroid of a younger Dick Grayson clothes in disarray, holding a bottle of tequila and dancing amongst several other people. Said photo has a note on the back that read “hope to see you again soon” next to a deep red kiss mark.
Jason: SEE I WASN’T LYING LOOK!
Tim: …This is really good photoshop! I thought you didn’t want to learn! But seriously can you drop this? You’re asking me to believe that the guy who calls me timbits did drugs. Its not gonna work.
Dick: (mouthing behind Tim) no one will ever believe you >:)
#batfam#dick grayson#jason todd#incorrect batfamily quotes#nightwing#tim drake#batkids#Dick is still in shock that his tiny stalker never found out about his teenage dirtbag years#Jason is beside himself#he doesn’t want to ask Bruce cause he looks so sad when he brings it up
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Escaped clone au
You know all those fics where Danny and Damian are twins but everyone first assumes Danny must be a clone? How about an au where Danny is Damian's clone who escaped the League after he was assumed dead. Damian could even have been the one to have "killed" him, back when Danny was a newly created, fully brainwashed clone minion and trying to kill Damian himself.
Danny gets adopted by the Fentons and canon goes on as normal, until Dan. Witnessing what would happen to the world should he turn evil really drove home to Danny how dangerous he is.
Even if he was confident he could be trusted with his absurd amount of power (which he isn't), what if the League of Assassins found out about him? Does he still have programming triggers from his evil assassin clone conditioning?
So, Danny does the responsible thing: he goes to Batman to turn himself in.
Cue Danny showing up on Bruce's doorstep with ghost hunting equipment, intel on the afterlife, and an almost unbelievable backstory. Somehow he still managed to be more well-adjusted than Damian.
More thoughts under the read more
Here's how I'm thinking Danny leaving the League went down:
After surviving his wounds but failing his mission, Danny (then an unnamed potential Damian replacement) knew there was no point in returning to the League. As a failure, he was meant to be disposed of. He even thought of simply allowing himself to perish, since that was what the League would do.
But he couldn't help but feel as though that would be a waste of a resource. Surely he could be of more use to the League alive than dead?
That tiny bit of rebellious logic is what caused Danny to go into hiding, only living on based on the off chance he would find opportunities to further the League's goals. Obviously, that mentality didn't last long after being exposed to the real world and meeting one Jazz Fenton.
Being adopted by the Fentons was the best cover Danny could have asked for, since any odd behavior he couldn't hide while he was learning how to be "normal" was totally overshadowed by the sheer bizarre eccentricity of his new parents. He was still the neighborhood weird kid, but even that was a major upgrade from disposable tool, so Danny considered it a win.
Anyway, if anyone likes this idea, please feel free to have at it! Interpret it as you please :)
#dpxdc#dpxdc prompts#dawningwrites#Danny: I'm too powerful help please accept this 10 step guide that MIGHT give you a prayer of defeating me#Bruce: and you're saying that on top of all your potentially apocalyptic abilities you're also the ruler of another dimension??#Danny: I know right?? they wouldn't listen to me when I said a teenager wasn't qualified. and technically I'm only 5 years old!#Danny's better adjusted than Damian bc he had Jazz to help him#and he didn't have to be anything other than a “normal” teen until his accident#whereas Damian had a bunch of traumatized and emotionally stunted vigilantes with a complicated family dynamic he walked into#Alfred did his best but there was only so much he could do without undermining Bruce or interfering with their vigilantism#Dan happened before Dani so she might not be in this (yet)#but if Danny's clones are still a thing I think he'd be even more traumatized by most of them melting#Dani: you don't know what it's like to be made by a rich supervillain to replace your original and then be discarded as a failure#Danny: ha ha so funny story#damian wayne#damian al ghul
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#twisted wonderland#twst#sebek zigvolt#twst yuu#twst mc#maybe he would live at least twice as long as a human#since he reaches teenage year in the span of human year don't u wonder how long he would actually live#does sebek's older brother and sister actually has a slower growth because of their longer years#it's a funky timeline of age in the family#who's older who's younger again#maybe sebek has really big age gap with his older brother and sister because they grow so slow#we'll never know we'll never know
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so i read the newest update of @somerandomdudelmao‘s incredible apocalyptic series and i’ve been crying ever since-
#cass apocalyptic series#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt#tmnt#donatello#splinter#future donatello#i really suck with words but this series is honestly amazing#it's been a huge inspiration to me and makes me wanna create my own comic#also just wanna say i know donnie's gonna be okay in the end but m a n his death has me so sad#thinking about him seeing his pops again after all these years is so bittersweet aaaaaaa-
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konig reminisces with horangi over his short-lived stint as an underground boxer in his teenage years...
more on patreon (plus the nsfw follow-up comic)
bonus:
#so its my headcanon that konig used to fight in a pretty shady underground boxing ring as a teenager#it was his first real opportunity to let some of his feral energy and strength out#he was only there for a year or two before the ring unfairly ousted him#after all its not good for business for one person to stay king for too long#at that point you start hedging your bets#konig got left with nothing by the end of it and he joined up shortly after#and his 'king of the ring' moniker ended up inspiring his operator name later in his life#also yes hello hi horangi#ill be exploring these two together more in the future <3#im glad to be back with my pathetic cat man#korangi#horangi#konig#cod mw2#giragi art
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The punchline was originally just gonna be the last panel, but I thought it'd be funnier if he didn't even realize it for a long time lolol
#rikus character acr summarized aka teenage gay crisis#i dont think riku would ever actually confess on his own bc hes like 'sora would never like me like that he likes kairi'#meanwhile sora went through two entire games looking for him even disregarding his promise to kairi to come back#like he couldve at least visited her at the islands in kh2 after he found out its been a WHOLE ASS YEAR#anyway#sora#riku#soriku#kingdom hearts#kh#art#my art#xanders art#digital art#fan art
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#we're not kappa! au#character designs#rottmnt splinter#rottmnt leo#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the tmnt#my art#rottmnt mikey#rottmnt raph#splinter is a yokai in this au#that got mutated with the turtles#he's an old man who can barely recall his not so self aware 1000 year rat life#sorry for not updating the last krang infection comic yet dtgbjijt#I'm in a rut please be patient with me
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Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water
Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#bless their hearts but they’re nasty#it’s funny because like#each and every one of them has moments#where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy#and then the next they have STANDARDS#can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa#even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀#thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏#they’re all gross teenage boys!!!#even Donnie he is NO exception here#bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros#bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it#but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss#pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross#100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon#because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy#THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES#the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀#I love them tho they are endearing anyhow#April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr#honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all#just by virtue of being a chef#Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like#a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work#Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross#Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison)#Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk#all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now
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okay i’m not the first one to speak about this message but its fascinating to me mostly because Hypno ISNT 62 years old he’s 42 years old (we know this because in a 10 year old Q+A video he said he was 32) (and also he is so obviously not 62 just hearing his voice and seeing his face) so I need to know if this is some running joke he has going on in his chat or if he has spontaneously decided to lie about being old for no reason. genuinely what is wrong with him
#WHAT ARE HIS REASONS FOR THIS#worst message i will ever type: he wants to cheat his way into a gilf poll#is it like how an 11 year old will say they’re 13 so they can be a teenager and sound cool but for middle aged men#hermitcraft#hermitblr#hypnotizd
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Prompt 198
Now Bruce was not expecting to reincarnate upon his death. At least he thinks he died, he’s pretty sure he did. There wasn’t any other reason for him to be a well, literal baby. Around two he thinks, which fits well with the fact that it’s around that time that babies start forming memory recall, if he, well, remembered correctly.
But while he knew about reincarnation thanks to Shayera and Carter, he’d never exactly given it much thought towards himself. Because seriously, what were the chances of such a thing as him being given another chance?
So he was quite surprised at his situation, experimentally opening and closing pudgy hands that looked well, just a tiny bit off. He’d never been that pale before, he thinks, even back when he never went outside like, ever.
He turned his gaze towards the mobile above him with a sort of idle curiosity- a mixture of bats (ha) and other trinkets he wasn’t familiar with. It also caused him to get his first good look at his parent, asleep on a rocking chair right next to the crib.
Huh. They had the same pale skin he did, albeit in the light it looked like it was slightly tinted blue, and while their hair was white they didn’t exactly look old. They looked surprisingly well rested for raising a toddler too, unless they had a nanny or something similar… He rolled over, managing to very shakily push himself to his feet with the help of the crib.
Why was standing so hard as a toddler? And why did he have his memories of everything except how he had died anyway?
His head whipped up from where they were staring at his feet when he heard a snort, finding his parent awake and standing. Somehow silently enough that he hadn’t noticed- or he was that easily distracted by the unfamiliar giddiness bursting in his chest.
“Morning little bat,” his parent easily picked him up and held him while he inwardly sighed at the nickname. Of course his bat motif would follow him into this life. A low rumbling almost caused him to jump, his body relaxing before he could fully register the sound. The… purring?
Oh.
He wasn’t human this time around.
#Dcxdp#Dpxdc#Prompts#Vlad is a young-adult dad to a reincarnated Bruce#After the hospital he drowned his despair/distress in any way he could & ended up with a baby boy#Bruce’s main suspected species of what they were was vampire before the ghost reveal lol#Bruce can’t say shit about Vlad’s thievery but he has the most judging expression for a toddler#Then he also sees his new dad develop and try to figure out powers#Vlad was terrified to pick him up when he first discovered his ghost fire#Yes this very much changes Vlad’s relationship with Danny#The reunion has 14 year old Danny meet a Very Smart 8 year old Bruce#Yes Bruce clocks teenage vigilante instantly#And look he Would try to get Vlad to stop the possession shit but as long as it’s actual assholes he can’t exactly judge#He blackmailed SO many people in his past life… he's trying Not to be a hypocrite here#Why yes Bruce IS very liminal from having a half-ghost dad#Vlad panicked more than he did when his fangs came in (Bruce has made a file about both himself & everyone he meets)#Just because he’s now baby doesn’t mean he’s no longer Bruce#At some point someone from his world might find their way to this one but that would be a very long time in the future lol#Vlad (unaware of his core being able to feel his ghostling’s big emotions): Wow raising a child is surprisingly easy
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after his defection and integration into the ragtag team of autobots, blitzwing gets to experience being a stupid irresponsible kid for the first time (with optimus exasperatedly responsible for him) imagine going from war crimes being your biggest worry to. ordinance laws.
he would be a lil shit about it and find it funny. because he finally has the freedom to say fuck authority
#this was meant to be a cute piece of lovers going for a peaceful (for them) ride together but then i felt some Emotions about it#idc if blitzwing is as old as twice bee's age. let his inner child come out#i say kid/childhood but i rly mean teenage/college years. but for his age that might as well be childhood years lol#maccadam#bumblebee#blitzwing#blitzbee#transformers#vart
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Simple sketches of the loves. Oda draws Law like a 6 year old when that little guy is like 13 right?? He’s a shitty little traumatized 13 year old??? I wanted to draw him more 13 and less baby (though I won’t lie I love all the art of little law all small and squish).
Edit: I just got to dressrosa btw and haven't formally watched Laws back story. All I know is through fandom osmosis 😔✌️. But I can't help myself from drawing them, my beloveds.
Psst... Commissions Open
#idk if he looks thirteen man#teenagers are just small adults right???#I looked the same as I do now but shorter and more moody#I also wanna draw him right after his growth spurt where he’s a lanky ass 15-16 year old and penguin and Shachi are all like -#‘why did him and Bepo get huge?! they were the small ones?!?!’#I like thinking about them#I’ve also been thinking about what if Cora fucking lived man ;-;#I haven’t even gotten to Laws backstory with Cora yet I don’t even know the details#sigh#one piece#trafalgar law#my art#ryeart#trafalgar d water law#art#sketches#corazon#donquixote rosinante#donquixote corazon
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