i feel bad because i talk about reigen the way people generally talk about their fictional men but my heart isn’t in it. i don’t hope he gets hit by a car and dies. i don’t want to beat him to death. i frankly also don’t really care about his ass or want to have sex with him. i kind of just usually think about him going home after work and making food or something
i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.
i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
guys i have beautiful brown eyes you could get lost on for hours and want to talk about arataka reigen and shigeo kageyama mob psycho 100. can you help me