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Dream + his rare, tiny, precious smile
#(click for better quality)#so basically the people that make him smile are#his coworker/bff#his sis#his boyfriend#his ravens#and some kid cosplaying as him#checks out#the sandman#sandman#dream#morpheus#netflix#dc comics#tom sturridge#neil gaiman#the sandman spoilers#dream of the endless#my gifs
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Say what you will, no one woobifies anyone more than Kalim does to Jamil lol
#quinnramblesandjabbers#twst#kalim al asim#jamil viper#jamikali#that’s his little meow meow#his babygirl#his best friend#his greatest threat#his boyfriend#Kalim is going to write an essay about how everyone else is mischaracterizing Jamil and he’s actually the best person ever and so pretty
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Thinking about how the biggest obstacle to capturing gojo was keeping him within the range of the prison cube for One Minute. And they were able to because they used the appearance of his best friend, who he loved and missed and ached for and hadn’t seen in years and the last time he saw him, was at the end of his life. And suddenly his best friend who he thought was gone was *there* behind him, saying his name, and Gojo is so overwhelmed by everything and just for less than One Minute his mind flashes back to his best friend, and those three years, and suddenly he is trapped, and he comes back to reality, but it’s too late. And once again, he is alone. And there is nothing he can do this time. Because they exploited his only true weakness: the longing to be with his friend again.
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Misha’s happy birthday post at this point is just going to be wishing his boyfriend a happy birthday and it’ll be a new selfie from jib11 that’s even gayer than the jib10 selfie…
And I’m honestly struggling with whether or not I’m ready…
#cockles#jensen ackles#misha collins#Misha’s birthday post for Jensen#his favorite brick pants model#his boyfriend#his green eyed cutie patootie#this is a fever dream because there is no way this is real#so do I#misha/Jensen spin-off
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KOTA'S SHORTS HAD ONE SINGULAR WING ON THEM IM SCREAMING
#golden lovers#you cannot take them from me#Thank u TK#kenny omega#my love#his boyfriend#kota ibushi#aew#aew wrestledream
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Vance: so the answer to number six is....
Bruce: *panicked* FORTY TWO!
vance: bruce, darling, baby, honey THIS IS YOUR HISTORY HOMEWORK!!
Bruce: IM SORRY I SPACED OUT
vance: WELL MISTER ASTRONAUT GET BACK DOWN TO EARTH WE GOT STUFF TO DO
HELP ME BRUCE SPACING OUT AND FORGETTING WHAT SUBJECT VANCE IS TRYING TO TEACH HIM IS SUCH A BRUCE THING TO DO
#the black phone#tbp#vance hopper#vance the black phone#bruce yamada#bruce tbp#brance#bruce x vance#tbp headcanons#Vance is his tutor#his boyfriend#and his reason to go see a therapist
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#the maltese falcon#joel cairo#sam spade#brigid o shaughnessy#effie#wilmer cook#kasper gutman#iva archer#miles archer#one fake boy#john huston#tom#his boyfriend#mememes#someone#(i cant remember who sorry)#mentioned that if sam and joel fucked it would make everything to do with the falcon worse for everyone involved#and im inclined to agree#and thats why theyve been my otp for over a year now#spairo#Fuck! i should've included dachshund hamegg 😭😭😭
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✨💖HIS boyfriend💖✨
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Michael Sheen retweeted this and my love for him grows every time he calls his Angel out on his bullshit and sides with poor Crowley
#Michael sheen#the legend#he loves Aziraphale enough to call him out on his bullshit#and he loves Crowley to admit when he is treated like shit#good omens#crowley#ineffable fandom#good ineffable omens#ineffable husbands#ineffable boyfriends#ineffable dumbasses#ineffable idiots#ineffable lovers#aziraphale#aziracrow
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Daughter of fantasy villains decides to rebel against her parents by actually going through with her arranged marriage to a local golden retriever of a prince instead of running off with some local villain-to-be or conquering said golden retriever’s kingdom and ruling it solo like her parents expect her to. Plus, sue her, she’s into the clean-cut earnest look.
At the same time, local prince charming discovers that he’s actually very into the gothic fiance his parents have landed him with in order to try and establish peace with the local evil lair down the lane, he would never have guessed a spiderweb pattern could look so fetching on a ball gown...?
Meanwhile, two pairs of parents in a tizzy because they both expected their offspring to whole-heartedly reject this union and give them an excuse to conquer their goody-two-shoes/evil neighbours, they’re not supposed to actually like each other-!
#story idea#someone's about to be the best boyfriend to his new goth girlfriend he can possibly be#'is she going to stop being evil?' no but she's going to reign it in sometimes#and also she's evil but she has STANDARDS#beloathed and darling
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Bruce gets accosted by reporters and one of them asks "Is it true that you're in competition with Superman to win Batman's affections?" and he is so taken aback bc what the fuck are they even talking about? There are a million questions going through his head such as, since when was superman into batman? since when was this public knowledge? wtf did bruce say to imply that he was into batman as well? And he doesn't have an answer to any of these questions so he just smiles and says, "No, I'm not. The word competition implies that Superman has a chance, which he does not."
why did he say that? Bruce doesn't know, it just felt like that's how Bruce Wayne would've responded bc what's more Brucie than fighting with Superman for Batman's heart? anyway, upon reflection, this was maybe not the best response in terms of long term consequences, but he's committed to the bit now.
a week after all this goes down, news reporter Clark Kent is caught saying that Batman deserves better than Bruce Wayne, so is a third suitor putting his hat in the ring to win over batman?
#superman was already iffy on bruce wayne#now he has a true hatred for the man for#1) declaring his intentions toward someone he has feelings for#2) not only implying that he is better boyfriend material than /Superman/#but that he’s so much better that superman isn’t even competition#/bruce wayne/#notable playboy and idiot#a better choice as a boyfriend#the absolute arrogance#batman#bruce wayne#superman#clark kent#superbat#dc#dc comics#mine
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The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic
#bloodweave#baldur's gate 3#bg3#gale x astarion#astarion x gale#gale dekarios#astarion ancunin#yes this is about astarion helping gale defeat mystra and take her place with the crown in exchange for gale helping him with the ritual#the ‘they can make each other worse’ part of their relationship turned to the max#I enjoy them being reluctantly soft for each other more but from time to time I just think about how powerful they could get together#toxic evil boyfriends. take love and twist it up until it’s unrecognisable#I like to think that astarion approached gale with that offer after realising no one else in camp is gonna help him#and that he can use gales own hunger for power which backfired when astarion actually became emotionally invested in gale#and after gale kept his word despite everyone’s concerns astarion changed his plan from not fullfilling his end of the bargain to actually#helping gale kill mystra (mostly so that gale could belong to him and him alone. and letting him take the place as a god bc having a god#at you beck and call is definitely appealing. especially one as eager to please as gale)#anyway what I want to say with this is please please please let me kill mystra i don’t even care if the weave gets destroyed again
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Yeah he’s fine.
#this was so funny in my head#i giggled drawing this fr#he lost his emotional support boyfriend in one episode fr#guys I don’t think sonic is fine#lmao#sonic prime season 3#sonic prime#sonic prime art#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#my art shit#sonadow prime#sonic prime spoilers#sonic#sonadow#sth#i thought sk many things after ep 1 was realeased and this was one of them#this is so funny to me I swear lol
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Danny, working as a cashier: Can I help you?
Tim half-deranged: Please I just want a cup of coffee
Danny squinted, then pulled out a binder: I'm sorry, sir, but you are on the Don't Serve Coffee list. I can offer you some tea instead-
Tim: NO. THIS IS THE FIFTH PLACE. BRUCE CAN'T OWN YOU ALL!
Danny leaning in to whisper: Look, man, I can't give you coffee under the cameras. Meet me in the back alley in twenty minutes and I'll get you a coffee. Bring Cash.
Tim: how much? Five hundred, six hundred or hell even a thousand? I'll bring whatever you want.
Danny: Chill dude, it's a cup of coffee. Three dollars is fine.
Tim: It's not just any coffee! It's my favorite brand and Bruce bought them out just to make sure they wouldn't sell to me anymore!
Danny: okay okay, this coffee means a lot to you. I get it. Twenty minutes alright?
Jason three weeks later in Bat cave: Tim's on drugs! I've caught him trading cash for small containers in a shady alley six times. We need an intervention.
Dick: What?! I thought that was his boyfriend!
Bruce: I also thought that was Tim boyfriend but if it's a drug dealer we have to help him.
Tim hiding in the shadows: shit.
Tim texting Danny: If anyone asks your my secret boyfriend who been making me teas in allies
Danny: who the hell would believe that? But I've had a boring week, so yeah, I'm down to be a pretend boyfriend.
#dcxdpdabbles#dc x dp crossover#From a fic i never wrote#Alley Boyfriends au#Danny is bored with life#Tim is desperate for his coffee#Misunderstandings#Dead Tired#Slow burn??#the bats are worried
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stereotypical werewolf/vampire duo except its like this
#stuck up rail thin pathetic sopping wet werewolf and his giant strong bear vampire boyfriend. ok?#werewolf#vampire#ramblings#aceart
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Danny: Hey, I need you to be my boyfriend for a week.
Jason: What.
Danny: My parents are coming over and I've apparently accidentally talked about a partner more than once and only realized when they said they wanted to meet them.
Jason, currently still solidifying his power as a Crime Lord: Excuse me?
Danny: Let me get this out of the way, I do not consider you at all a person of romantical interest and a friend. But I need you to act as my partner for only a week until my parents go on their merry way over to my sister, okay?
Jason: Is there, quite literally, no one else to ask this?
Danny: You're my only friend who lives in Gotham, plus we share the same apartment.
Jason: That's almost sad.
Danny: You in?
Jason: Sure, why not.
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Maddie: Danny, honey.
Danny: Yes mom?
Maddie: I don't mean to.... question, who you choose as your parent but. Well, me and your father was just wandering if he was a... [Maddie gestures with her hand] you know, one of those.
Danny, uncomprehendingly staring at his mother's hand: What.
Maddie: Oh dear, how do I bring this up. You know, one of those.
Danny: Mother I need more context.
Jack: If your boyfriend a crime lord!?
Maddie: Jack!
Jack: What? Beating around the bush wasn't helping!
Danny: Say WHAT?
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Danny: Hey dude, thanks for helping with this even though you didn't need to!
Jason: No problem, I wasn't doing anything too [Crime Lord activities flash through his mind] important.
Danny: Can you believe my parents thought you were a crime lord though? Weird am I right?
Jason:
Danny: Jason. You are scaring me.
Jason: Haha, yea that's weird isn't it?
Danny: Jason.
Jason: Well, I have to leave now to attend to my totally real and totally not crime related job at the ice cream shop.
Danny: [Squints eyes]
Jason: [Internally sweating bullets]
Danny: Suuuuure, bring me back some ice cream though.
Jason: [Thumbs up and leaves]
#dc x dp#dp x dc#dpxdc#dp x dc crossover#dcxdp#dc x dp crossover#Danny isn't romantically interested in Jason in the least#Neither is Jason romantically interested in Danny#But he needed a partner and Jason was the only one available#Jason somehow managed to balance that and being a crime lord#Jack and Maddie instantly had the suspicion of him being Red Hood aka a crime lord aka a criminal aka a danger to their boy#Danny doesn't know at ALL though and so they hang that theory up because if Danny didn't know then he probably wasn't a crime lord#Jason's identity was almost blown because he pretended to be the boyfriend of his friend#Again Danny doesn't know shit about him being Red Hood he just thought dude was dedicated to his job plus its Gotham#Not that weird to come back with scraps and scratches
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