Bruce gets accosted by reporters and one of them asks "Is it true that you're in competition with Superman to win Batman's affections?" and he is so taken aback bc what the fuck are they even talking about? There are a million questions going through his head such as, since when was superman into batman? since when was this public knowledge? wtf did bruce say to imply that he was into batman as well? And he doesn't have an answer to any of these questions so he just smiles and says, "No, I'm not. The word competition implies that Superman has a chance, which he does not."

why did he say that? Bruce doesn't know, it just felt like that's how Bruce Wayne would've responded bc what's more Brucie than fighting with Superman for Batman's heart? anyway, upon reflection, this was maybe not the best response in terms of long term consequences, but he's committed to the bit now.

a week after all this goes down, news reporter Clark Kent is caught saying that Batman deserves better than Bruce Wayne, so is a third suitor putting his hat in the ring to win over batman?

An Incomplete List of MileApo Things™ That Made Me Feral, Like What Was The Reason For That???

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Apo's flirting body language is killing me here.

In case someone tries to steal Mile, Apo needs to have TWO hands on him. Just to make it obvious this property is claimed.

As I said, I'm pretty sure you can't even look into someone's eyes when you're standing this close... how are the two of them even able to stand it 😭

this is Normal behavior from them but honestly they'll third wheel anyone. hundreds of people 😭

The seating arrangement is tight but it's so funny seeing them sit on top of each other and be respectfully spaced to the other person to their sides specifically because they are on top of each other...help

Finally...

what kind of literal magnetism is this. 😭

also poly isn't the same as non monogamous and i don't think boston is poly at this point. he doesn't seem interested in anything beyond casual sex and in that sense nick is his exception because while he still wants to have casual sex the emotional commitment is exclusive for boston

it might be just me but i don't see this massive incompatibility between them that the show wants me to believe they have? more than the sleeping around, nick's insecurities always seemed to spring from him wanting a confirmation that he was special to boston

The Dolly version of Jolene is knowingly pathetic in the way she pleads with Jolene. The Beyoncé version is unknowingly pathetic in the way she threatens Jolene to stay away from her man, it’s giving Better Than Revenge.

Out of the two versions, the self awareness Dolly’s version has and the lack of self awareness Beyoncé’s has makes Dolly’s the clear winner.

I am going to let you guide my behaviour. You who I haven't yet met. You who I know I will meet. My future love, my future partner. I know I should improve first and foremost for myself. I know I should heal for me. I know I should take these decisions that are right for myself. But is it so bad if my motivation is us? The life we will build together. The people we will be to each other. The way we will love each other. Is it so bad if I gather strength from the idea of us? And let that help me do what I need to do now? You will be someone I will love, yes, but also respect and cherish, and I will be someone you love, respect, and cherish. So the things I do now, the choices I make, have to be those that I can be proud of sharing with you. And breaking my own heart, letting others break it, or breaking that of someone else will not be choices I will be proud to share with you. I don't want you to look at me like you don't think I'm the absolute best. So I will do better. No matter how hard it is now, I will do better. For us.

When Jessica's apologists hate on Gwen it's hilarious cuz if there's one person Jessica owes an apology to it's literally Gwen

you read homestuck?? u seem like the type to have Opinions on dirk and/or dave /lh

Dirk was done fucking dirty by the narrative post-epilogue and I'm never gonna stop being angry about it

I am BEGGING y'all to watch Bob and Rose - it all makes sense now. you're not gonna fully get dr who s1 - 4 until you've watched that show.

Gimmel SMT2. His design being a reference to Apollo with the laurel crown and lyre have always caught my attention... I can't wait to meet him after finishing SMT1! 💚twitter | 💚misskey

tonight I'm thinking about izzy "edward better watch his fucking step" hands vs "threaten me again and I'll feed you the rest" blackbeard because. what was izzy gonna do. if push came to shove, if ed didnt regress like he did. if he could've found it in him to continue healing, being open and emotional with the crew. crying in front of lucius. singing for everyone. if he'd continued that behavior. what was izzy gonna do?? was izzy prepared to kill ed rather than see him slip any further away from blackbeard? what was his plan? even if he succeeded, he kills ed. he knows that the crew was milliseconds away from dropping him into the ocean with an anchor tied around his legs last time he took charge. or did he so thoroughly believe he had enough of a grip on ed to tip him over the edge. egg ed on enough to crumple back into blackbeard but not enough to get himself killed. was he betting on a maiming? could he feel it coming? because if he was certain of blackbeard's return, there's no way he thought he would get off scott free for the insolence he displayed. and his stupid chilling "blackbeard is himself again" sounds almost proud. like he's so cocky because he's the one that did it. here he is with one less toe and all of blackbeard's attention. he thinks. but ed still cries to the lighthouse painting, so who's on his mind really?

what yeah im fine why do you ask *listens to november rain 16 more times*

Sooooooo....dumb dumb me...after looking up some details for Drustan's Trials...it turns out the option for the Hero to choice whomever he wants to spend the rest of his life with...is in the DEFINITIVE VERSION OF THE GAME.

And I've been playing the "vanilla" version this whole time. I mean. I knew, I'm playing the original version, but....just....ugggggggggghhhh.

(Guess I better save up for a copy of the switch version. I do have demo data on there....)

You know, one thing ive been thinking about the whole keke's outfit thing...it continues to baffle me how the straight heterosexual view of women's 'attractiveness' STILL tends to equate scantily clad with 'availability' or 'asking for it' or 'putting it on display'. As if wearing something skimpy is what threatens the boyfriend's position as the only man who is allowed to be attracted to his girlfriend.

But like. And i cant speak for all women attracted to women here. But i KNOW i am not the only woman who watched nope, caught the VERY SUBTLE HINTS, and was immediately like 'oh she is the hottest thing ever I AM DEVOTED TO HER' because we are starved for lesbian characters just being allowed to exist and be attractive on screen without catering to the male gaze. Like the akira slide and motorcycle scenes? Sexy as hell. The little dancey thing to classic music? Sexy. Her general refusal to sit upright? Still hot. And she was doing it all in slightly butch but still extremely stylish clothing that basically covered everything. And i mean she was still the most attractive character on that screen the entire time, i probably missed half the movie because i was just watching her the whole time. And it had absolutely nothing to do with how little she was wearing.

Like yes keke herself also looked sexy in that dress/bodysuit that her boyfriend hated so much. But why is it THAT that makes him insecure? Why not the thousands of lesbian/bisexual girls who watched nope a few too many times just to daydream about dating a girl like emerald one day?

I dont get why in some kazumaji fics people make majima the jealous boyfriend when he seems quite eager (maybe not eager but willing) to matchmake his love interests with other people. Jealous boyfriends would be people like mine or yuya who is like a rabid animal when people look at daigo or kazuki respectively

@akhuna: how dare you be funny in the tags(affectionate)-now i just had to draw that because...yes absolutely

Jilka: Let me get this straight. Skirata found out by accident that Kom’rk is a gay and so he freaked out. Kom'rk freaked out because Skirata freaked out and then vanished without a word and he doesn’t respond to any comlink calls. Then you on purpose freaked out Skirata even more by talking how desperate kids, when rejected by family, may run away from home, or worse, commit suicide and this is why panicked Kal is running around home in the middle of night?

Vau: Yes.

Jilka: You are a sick bastard Vau... I RESPECT that.

Part II