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All this about not getting to see John Lennon on twitter but I think the real tragedy is that Freddie Mercury never had an instagram

#freddie mercury #this man invented serving cunt

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#she's been sleeping on the sofa more recently to hang out next to me so I need to put the moo blankie back.

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#yeah and I sleep better for it #if I'm sick it conks me out better than anything #also cats smell good and their purrs are scientifically proven to heal bones and other health conditions

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If you liked KinnPorsche and need a series to project hard onto for no reason I cannot recommend Red Candy by Hanse enough

it's got

sexy competant deadly bottom

a top who is Broad and has Eyebrows (but not on milekinn's level 😔)

plot holes that wouldn't be that difficult to fill but why bother those are not the holes we're interested in seeing filled

"I'm not gay but apparently I *am* a bottom"

licking ur nipples

all of KP's favorite kinks including: doing it in inappropriate places, feet sure why not I guess, is that your Magnum (euphemic) in the middle of a gunfight (literal) or are you just happy to see me (yes he is), did I mention exhibitionism, fucking instead of talking about your feelings, you are so mean to me in bed and it hurts 🥺🥵

it's complete too 🥰

(not me hard coping until we get shine 🥹)

(not me about to buy the Taiwanese print of this I can barely read simplified much less traditional much less me being too embarrassed to read fic in chinese 🙈)

#red candy #Hanse #bl recs #also all the main queer characters are bi and it's treated so normally #idk why it makes me so happy #it just is nice to see it not be a big deal instead of the 00s bl oh I'm only gay for you or something #anyway

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this is the best album release of all time because where else are you going to get unironic takes like this and then even get a few hundred people to agree with it

#my immediate thought was the same as everyone's #an very high IQ #taylor swift #tortured poets department

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Bendy Apo sketches for y’all 🫶

#HELP GET RAY OUT OF TUMBLR JAIL HELL #kinnporsche fanart

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#NOT THIS GENIUS CITATION #iykyk #tortured poets department

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#tbf #I use that time now to clean the litter box #so like I don't even have the time to do it on the toilet I got other shit to do #specifically clean cat poo while I poop

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me: man I wanna read something that makes me feel the way Tim O'Brien's The Things They Carried made me feel when I was 16 and depressed.

Emily Wilson: hold my wine

(how to tell a true war story)

Introduction to The Iliad, Emily Wilson

#the illiad #Emily Wilson #the things they carried #also: lmfao #totally the opposite energy of me at 15 with the illiad #with my group project #mtv's the odyssey #and who blinded you Cyclops? answer: your mom #also me reading thus requires me to not only purchase this #but also read #it's been sitting on my bookshelf for 2 years while I roll around and figure out how to read a book instead of yknow #fanfiction

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Mileapo x Srichand live [19.09.2023] - highlights ✨

*all translations without links are google translations from thai tweets*

Mileapo flirty eyes at the beginning of the live just to warm up the atmosphere ahahah

They played a game where they had to put each other’s IG posts in chronological order

Mile got them all wrong except one lmao. He said it was difficult because Apo never posts according to the timeline; he updates his posts randomly (okay but that’s true jadjdkd)

The set of photos below is the one arranged by Mile, the one on top is the set in the correct chronological order

It was very cute when Apo described all the pics and when he arrived to the pic from China, he said: “here, i didn’t go with p’Mile” because all the others were moments he has shared with him 🥹

When it was Apo’s turn to arrange the pics, he got the order perfectly right like a real greenyrose

Apo's comment: i've been paying attention to pmile's life

OKAY

Quiz from the host

Host: tell what the number 525600 represents

Apo: *answers fast because he feels he knows the answer* the time you take to walk from the earth to the moon.

Mile: the number of minutes in a year

*Spoiler: mile’s answer is correct*

Mile: *makes fun of Apo because he invented walking to the moon*

Apo: *laughs* you make me feel dumb

Mile: naaah, you have good imagination

(he makes fun of him but always protects him <3)

Smoothiegate part 5 😂 (prev)

Apo said that one of Mile’s secrets he’d like to know is: "Do you think I like coffee or smoothies?" (Ahaakskhsh such a teaser)

Mile: suppose you could go back in time and solve any answer. Someone would ask again what drink Po likes most in life. Po would answer…..

Apo: I like smoothies 😃

Mile: *bitter* Okay… Okay… Okay…….

LMAOOOO

The host asks them the same question:

To Mile: If you could switch bodies with Apo for one day, what would you do?

Mile: i would post on every social media that i love coffee

(HE WON’T STOP WILL HE AKSKSL)

To Apo: If you could switch bodies with Mile for one day, what would you do?

Apo: I would take off my shirt and flex my muscles in the mirror.. he’s so handsome

APO PLSSSSSSS

They both got scared lol

The host asked them to role play as each other

Apo: if Mile likes something, he then comes and gives it to me and tells me, do you want it? He likes to share

:)

Then they both started doing an impression of the other and they were sooo chaotic.. apo was moving really slow while mile started running around while eating 😂