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Customer: (not on record) DMV: GUN? Verdict: DENIED
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Love clocking people as singporean while overseals. This group of guys were all crowding around a mochi stand and one of them saw us and was like EY GUYS DONT BLOCK PEOPLE , and as they moved off one of them turned to look at us and was like ^^'' sunimasen
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I had to get it out as fast as I could
Also I caved and preordered the Vash plush
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hello mr j! i think you and kofu are very cute
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The second ever post i made about vash on this blog is already about his penis ... stop it ...
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Bumping My Head Into U So Cutely Until Blood
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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)
Reblog to increase sample size!
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JANELLE MONÁE photographed by MASON ROSE (Halloween 2023)
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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders
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I think it’s really cute that Mickbell called Chilchuck a greedy old geezer and was like ‘nyeh nyeh 😠🖕fuck you’ and was giving him the stinkeye from a distance when their parties met up.
and despite that, Chilchuck had no hesitations about taking him to hide in safety. and then they were chill enough to talk shit with each other later lol
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