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goodnitedrdead · 1 year

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I definitely think those type of situations work for Carrillo -- they'd be really cute actually. I love the idea of him making dinner and it burning LOL

Well hello, Christmas anony!

The situation I had in mind was something entirely different from dinner, something a bit more... idk sensual I guess but in the end turns out wrong. Im still working on that so it will definitely be a treat for later 😏

BUT WHILE WE'RE HERE... why don't we use this moment to dive into some hcs? *rubs hands eagerly*

So, it's Christmas Eve and you both had been given the day off, fortunately.

it starts off just as he would've wanted, getting to sleep in for the first time in for fucking ever.

(didn't even get to "sleep in" he was just pleased he didn't have to listen to his damn alarm)

this man is used to waking up at the crack of dawn ever since he was in the military and you know what they say, old habits die hard.

not that he didn't wake up at the crack of dawn this time, but you insisted he stay a little longer in bed because.. "it's Christmas Eve, Horacio. what the fuck else are you gonna do today other than take it easy?"

he decided to listen to you since he knows how you get when sleep gets interrupted for you, so he decided to lay back down.

at this you decided to completely wrap yourself around him to prevent this very very stubborn man to not get up

im talking like tangled legs, half of your body on top of his, face nuzzled into the crook of his neck, hands buried in his hair, absolutely no fucking way of getting out of this one.

he'd keep dozing in and out of sleep, absolutely enamored by you and all he kept thinking while he was in and out of consciousness was just how happy you made him the short time the two of you have been together

eventually when you did get up, and both got ready for the day, you decided to start cooking to have a nice lil dinner with him to celebrate.

Christmas Day was going to be spent with his family, so as of now the both of you didn't have to worry about that. It was the best idea because that way the kids (his nieces and nephews and his own kids) wouldn't attempt their own extraction mission to open their presents on the 24th.

he convinced you to relax and let him take care of the cooking, which you were a bit like ??? because you've never seen this man cook in the time you've been with him.

not saying he doesn't know how, but lets be honest, he's a man of tradition and he's kinda used to letting the women handle it.

HE DOESN'T FORCE IT THOUGH

but he felt it was the least he could do today for you to just let you know how much he loved and appreciated you being in his life

but oh boy, if that's how he shows his love then... 💀

it was early in the afternoon when he convinced you to go out and do some last minute shopping

you were like ok... there's nothing else to shop for--

"come on, mi vida. we're out of milk"

there was literally milk in the fridge but you were like ok and went out to see what you could find

you did some window shopping since you literally had every.damn.thing. at home already

when the hell were you supposed to go back???? he never mentioned a time or?? anything???

whatever, you decided to head back home after like an hour

when you got home you noticed he had his windows open?????

you literally almost knocked down the door because your keys kept falling out of your hands

when you managed to get it open and you rushed inside you almost fucking asphyxiated on the smell and the smoke inside

"Horacio? What the hell happened?" you kept shouting and trying to look for him

when you turned around to go look upstairs you collided with a goddamn mountain

he held you still so you wouldn't fall back and he looked almost terrified

"you're back?"

"Well what else was I supposed to do? What the fuck happened?"

it was almost cute how SCARED he look

the man was absolutely mortified that you'd found him and his own house in this state

he kept stumbling over his words and stammering as he was trying to explain to you how he almost burned down the house because he didn't know how long he was supposed to leave the food in the oven for????

"are you serious?" was all you could ask him. You honestly didn't even have it in you to question him

the look on his face was GOLDEN. if anyone at the office were to see him like this... ohhh boy they'd never let this go

the fearsome Colonel Horacio Carrillo... standing in front of you trying to explain himself and looking like he was about to burst into tears

all you could do was try to hold back your laughter... and just hug him

"let's clean up and find something else to make"

he just nodded and sighed, now he kept trying to apologize to you for what happened

"Horacio, it's fine. Just please, don't ever go near the kitchen again," was all you told him and placed a kiss on the tip of his nose

a smile adorning your face and he nearly forgot what happened at the sight of you smiling at him

he honestly doesn't know what he'd do without you

#headcanons are.. headcanons right #please don't hate me if this is ooc #colonel carrillo x reader #horacio carrillo x reader #colonel carrillo x you #horacio carrillo x you #colonel carrillo imagine #Horacio carrillo imagine #narcos #narcos fanfiction #horacio carrillo #colonel carrillo fic #colonel carrillo

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bereft-of-frogs · 16 days

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There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation

because WHAT are people talking about sometimes

#aka: genuinely sometimes I think I live in a parallel universe and simply watched/read different things #full disclosure it does make you feel like a killjoy sometimes #because often times these fanons will be presented in a silly jokey manner #'oh so silly isn't this character so funny this is just my silly little headcanon'#and it's like yes yes lol lol but ok look me in the eyes and tell me you know that this is #at best only one interpretation of many and at worst simply not supported by the text at all #please tell me you know that #or in one specific example such a ubiquitous joke that is literally a significant theme of the work and i feel like SUCH a killjoy #being like 'ok yes very funny.....you know that was a major theme right?? tell me you know that'

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turtleblogatlast · 5 months

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Based on this post of mine, haha.

Leo finds The Last Unicorn. Core memories are made.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rise leo #rottmnt headcanons #rise splinter #that movie is a rollercoaster #little Leo in his little British orphan boy pajamas should probably not be watching it essentially alone #Leo going through all stages of grief AND fear from this movie #his insomnia was NOT helped by this movie #‘you won’t let me leave right? I don’t wanna go’ flash forward to Leo trapping himself in the prison dimension #all while his father can only listen in horror

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undertheredhood · 8 months

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any dc character: *confessing something about their past they kept hidden out of fear/shame*

their batfam bff who had already known for a while and is now desperately trying to hide that they knew the truth this entire time: “oh, wow! that is so crazy, i am so sorry you had to go through that.”

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puppyeared · 15 days

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basement guys

#hehehee ive been meaning to draw them lol #i have a bunch of comic ideas i wanna get around to but theyre gonna take a while orz #first one is based on a headcanon abt links humming coined by arystocat.. idk i had a really vivid interaction thinking abt it #the other one is longer but basically connecting the zonai are descendants of gods rumor with some zelda canon abt how #hylians have long ears to hear messages frm the gods.. rauru is really hard to draw though so i keep redoing it ugh #im also practicing how to properly draw faces and i think i like how these came out...!!!#i really suck at gettingthe 3/4 face angles right so rn i consider this a win #my art #myart #doodles #loz #legend of zelda #totk #tears of the kingdom #zelda #link #ganondorf #tloz #ok now i sleep

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demigods-posts · 4 months

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satyrs serve as demigod protectors, of which their job is to provide safe passage to camp half-blood. which could very well mean that every camper is at least aware of the 'consensus' song!! i really hope the shows takes the opportunity to make it an ongoing joke throughout the series. just anytime anyone refers to a disagreement, a nearby camper will start clapping and singing off-key lmao

#pjo tv spoilers #random camper: she and i are just at odds right now!#other random camper: did you try the consensus song?#random camper: we did and it didn't work!#*cue 'other random camper' clutching their pearls and gasping in shock*#percy jackon and the olympians #pjo text post #pjo #percy jackson #annabeth chase #grover underwood #pjo headcanon

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thepunchingbag · 7 months

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right in the motherfucking feels

#playing as astarion has fucking paid off #karlach actually is able to tell him she's proud of him #right in the motherfucking feels #ngl gonna headcanon him hearing this from karlach (who he's romancing) is just... it means a lot to him #he doesn't believe her really and he doubts he did the right thing #he's still afraid #but having someone who is PROUD of him?#someone who sees good qualities in him?#he just... can't believe it #karlach cliffgate #astarion ancunin #astarion x karlach #astarion #karlach #jaheira #astarion playthrough

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xrnoodle · 11 months

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many thoughts

#rosinante wld fit right into the heart pirates ;;#donquixote rosinante #trafalgar law #one piece #xrdoodle #big big fan of the rosinante grows his hair out as he ages headcanon

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moongreenlight · 5 days

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Soap (who you’ve never met before ever in your life) being your server during an anniversary dinner with your long-time boyfriend except he took one look at you by the host stand and decided he had to have you.

Calls you “sweet thing” while he unwraps a straw and puts it in your water glass for you.

Asks if you’re out with your brother (without making eye contact with your boyfriend) and even after you told him no, he still ‘makes the mistake’ a few other times during the meal.

Stops over way more than is necessary. Probably has the kitchen intentionally screw up your appetizer so that when you bring it up he can make you feed him off of your fork. For quality control, of course. “Cannae have a sweet thing like you wasting the talents of a pretty mouth like that on something below par.”

Your boyfriend is pissed. Sends back his food twice and makes such a scene that the manager comes over. When he throws accusations of an “overly fucking friendly waiter,” you try to smooth the situation over by saying that everything was fine. Your boyfriend gets so riled that he throws a fistful of cash on the table and tells you it should cover his meal and your ride home.

Soap swoops in while you’re sobbing at the table. Slides in your side of the booth carrying a scoop of vanilla ice cream topped with an obscene amount of whipped cream and a cherry. Squashes you up against the wall while he coos kind things in your ear. Like he’s reading off a script meticulously chosen to include all of the right things that make you let down your guard enough to agree to let him drive you home.

“Wouldnae hear of you driving yourself home in this state, kitty.”

And once he finally gets you back to his, he goes in for the kill. Keeps saying the right things, keeps wrapping his arm around you and pulling you right into his side, keeps pushing his face close to yours. So much so that it almost feels like it’s your idea when you- still hiccuping and sniffling softly- lean forward and close the centimeters wide gap between you.

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father-killjoy · 4 months

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As someone who’s lived in the Deep South their whole life, this drawing of Engie as a lil kid personally offends me.

I don’t know who that boy is, cause I know for a fact Engie was a chubby lil redneck child shooting at beercans and small animals with a BB gun he built himself.

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 headcanons #engie tf2 #tf2 engineer #I’m right okay #no I’m not projecting cause I used to shoot at beercans in the woods w my dad #is this outfit historically accurate #who knows but u get the gist ❤️❤️

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aediondraws · 8 days

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the Magnus Protocol Character Designs

these are just my current headcanons, as well as some things I've seen from others. idk who came up with the Sam amputee hc but I rlly fwi! These aren't final, so feel free to tell me your hcs in the comments, I'd love to hear about them!!

Colin, Lena & Celia are next, and if i find the time I'll try to work on some others like Bonzo etc.

Some details:

#tmp #the magnus protocol #fan design #character design #tmagp #tmagp fanart #fictional podcast #the magnus pod #headcanon #alice dyer #samama khalid #gwendolyn bouchard #digital art #trans artist #digital drawing #haha they're so cute i'm sure they all have plot armour and nothing bad will happen right? right???!?#critique welcome

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ageofstarkey · 8 months

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soft glow ✰ m. riddle

summary: sleepy mornings with matthéo

pairing: bf!matthéo x reader

warnings: slightly suggestive at the end, but nothing really other than that!! just tooth rotting fluff n théo who’s soft for u and no one else!! :’))

note: hi!! i’m not sure how i feel about this one but i still think it’s a lil tiny bit cute so i’m posting!! feel free to send in requests!!

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comments & reblogs are so appreciated! <3

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when you wake up, matthéo’s bedroom is warm with the soft glow of morning. golden rays of sunlight peek stubbornly through his drapes, and soft white noise filters steadily in through the window.

as you slowly come to, you begin to register the familiar sensation of matthéo’s touch. his calloused fingers glide almost curiously across your face; carefully tracing each curve and dip, as if to memorize your every detail.

with a soft hum, you finally blink open your eyes - squinting into the sunlight. you roll towards matthéo with a yawn, offering him a sleepy smile. “hi”

matthéo grins, smoothing a mess of tangled hair away from your face. “hi, darling.” his voice is raspy and painfully fond - and your heart aches pleasantly behind your ribcage. his hand slides casually to the back of your neck, and you quietly hope that your cheeks aren’t as red as they feel. “how’d you sleep?”

“me? oh - i slept terribly” you’re aiming for deadpan in a desperate attempt to play it cool, but you wear a giddy little grin that almost certainly gives you away. “worst sleep of my life.”

“oh yeah?”

you nod with all the conviction you can muster - which admittedly isn’t much. “mhmm” with a little stretch, you’re leaning upwards to kiss his cheek. “you snore louder than my granddad.”

matthéo scoffs in mock offence, fingers poking teasingly at your side. “‘s that so?”

you nod once more, trying desperately to stifle a giggle. matthéo’s teasing is relentless, and you squirm clumsily away from his prodding fingers. in the end - it doesn’t take long for you to give in. “okay! okay - fine!” you laugh breathlessly. “you don’t snore and i had the best sleep of my life. is that what you wanted to hear?”

“yes actually. because you on the other hand - you do snore and it’s really quite loud - sort of like-”

“matthéo!” he’s being mean on purpose and you pretend to hate it. “i do not snore!”

“okay but how do you know you don’t snore, hm? i mean - if you’re asleep when it happens…” he tugs you towards his bare chest, one arm wrapped firmly around your back. “you wouldn’t really know, would you?” he punctuates his words with a soft kiss to your forehead, and you all but melt into his gentle embrace.

“i hate you.” with your face smushed against matthéo’s chest, your words come out awkward and muffled. “like - i really, really can’t stand you sometimes.”

he tugs you impossibly closer with a pleased laugh. “don’t lie, sweetheart”

“i’m not lying!”

he tilts your head upwards before slowly kissing your lips. you feel warm all over, and you chase him with a quiet whine when he pulls away. “if you really hate me, why were you screaming m-”

“you’re so awful!”

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wolfstarisswag · 3 months

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Headcanon that cas does not understand human pet-names in the slightest. Sure he knows about ‘darling’, ‘honey’, ‘sugar’, but he doesn’t understand why those words are chosen specifically. One day, Dean and Cas are in the kitchen, Dean’s making dinner and Cas is watching him, and Dean’s like, “Hey Cas, can you pass me the rice?” And Cas, wanting to impress Dean with his knowledge of human interaction/emotion, responds with “of course, Milk.”

#“Cas thats not how it works”#“but milk is sweet and whole Dean just as I see you—“#coming from someone who despises pet names #I think the only suitable one for Dean to use is Sweetheart #and ofc cas only uses Dean because everything else feels wrong #Dean is just so right #and the way he says it #it’s sknthem and so perfect #spn #supernatural #destiel #dean winchester #castiel #Headcanon

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m3rricat · 18 days

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"Astarion would throw you over any surface if you waggle your eyebrows at him" this, "Astarion would be super-kinky" that-- me personally, I'm an "Astarion would, after wildly vacillating between all the sex and none of the sex, land on missionary lovemaking 3x a week and be extremely happy about it" truther.

#with the very occasional graveyard sex equivalent when the emotions hit just the right way but yeah #astarion #astarion headcanon #baldur's gate 3 #bg3

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araneapeixes · 25 days

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rare bg3 Tav moment coming from me to you with a doodle assortment. with a goth gf cameo of course

#this was rly fun thank u for asking abt Ren.... please ask me anything abt them if you'd like <333 #it was fun thinking abt headcanons for her and shadowheart as well #her calf and hip tattoos are BOTH shadowhear related...simp alert #ALSO YEAH i had to crop shad from that top pic bc she didnt come out right. sorry #bg3 #bg3 fanart #bg3 art #bg3 tav #bg3 oc #shadowheart #shadowtav #shadowheart x tav #art #fanart #ALO LMAO this is my third post today?? bruh i havent moved form the couch all day ive just been going ham #ren

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dancingbirdie · 2 months

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Some goblin Astarion things.

He pinches you when you toss and turn too much in your shared bed. “Wake up and stop flailing! Gods. I’ll have bruises from your pointy elbows in the morning.”

He sews “kick me” on the butt of Gale’s trousers in dark, dark gray after the Wizard pisses him off. Karlach sees it with her dark vision when they’re in the Underdark and promptly knees him in the ass.

He steals all of Halsin’s wooden ducks and plants them in Wyll’s tent, for shits and giggles.

He tries to line a tripwire across the front of Lae’zel’s tent entrance, but ends up pricking himself on a blow dart booby trap he failed to perceive. Incurs -3 hit points and the bleeding condition for 10 turns.

He nips your neck like a disgruntled cockatoo when you tease him in front of the other party members.

He puts swamp green clothing dye in Shadowheart’s bottle of hair dye when she’s not looking, causing her to endure some sickly green highlights for a fortnight.

He steals Wither’s staff while he’s speaking with Jaheria and hides it among Lae’zel’s armory. Gets hauled over by the ear by Jaheira to apologize to Withers. And Lae’zel.

He hides in the bushes near camp and makes god-awful wailing noises to keep Scratch and the owlbear cub barking while the party is trying to get some sleep.

He fabricates some ridiculous story about how the Weave is really a hoax designed by Big Magic to control the masses, just to see Gale go purple in the face while arguing against this “utter tripe.”

He loudly proclaims that he overheard Shadowheart telling Wyll she could beat Lae’zel in unarmed combat with a hand tied behind her back, then scampers away cackling when the two lady warriors start yelling at one another.

#my Astarion is a chaos king #why does the party put up with it #oh right because we all love him dearly #goblin mode #astarion #bg3 astarion #astarion ancunin #astarion bg3 #bg3 #bg3 headcanons #astarion headcanons #astarion imagine

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