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fandomunsexyman · 5 months

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SVSSS is a novel with a fandom.

[ID: A Scum Villain edit of the "missing the point" meme. A bullet arcs from velinxi art of child Shen Jiu kneeling while furiously glaring. The bullet says, "People are not entirely one thing or the other and holding them to these extremes ignores the complexities that come with their humanity." It arcs over the head of a person across from it, who ignores the bullet and exclaims: "Wow!! Shen Jiu's only crime was being mean and was wrongly hated!" End ID]

#i have so many thoughts about him but he is SO mischaracterized in a lot of fics #like just 'he would not fucking say that' on repeat #because shen jiu's entire thing is that he was CANONICALLY a terrible person #yes his backstory was sad but that doesn't make him Suddenly Good #shen qingqiu is an incredibly complex character but can y'all not pretend that his only flaw is being mean #like shen jiu failed original luo binghe in every way #as his caretaker as an adult in his life on EVERY level #'the tea had healing medicine in it!!' no it did not #shen jiu poured boiling hot tea on a child as a grown man because he was jealous. of said child.#like the entire POINT of his secret backstory was to showcase his complexity!!#and to see so much fandom stuff that's just Shen Yuan in the Opposite Direction is Hm #like he's fun to analyze but let's not pretend that he wasn't a terrible fucking person #while I'm ranting shen jiu would not casually talk about his trauma either #shen jiu's entire thing WAS appearances and even post character arc i think he'd struggle to open up to others #so like NOOOO he would not just tell someone something terrible that happened to him in his past #he'd rather die #okay rant over but this phenomenon is just SO frustrating to me #svsss #shen jiu #scum villian's self saving system #original shen qingqiu

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bbbbbbbbatman · 4 months

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It's hilarious to think of Bruce who considers Clark to be his best friend, trusts him implicitly, and thinks Clark is the person who knows him better than anyone outside his family, but when timkon or jondami start dating he realizes that there is a very real possibility that they could become...*shudders*...in-laws, and is horrified.

#bruce would die for him #but he'd also rather die than be in-laws with clark #approaching his kids: are you sure about this? there are other options you know #batman #bruce wayne #clark kent #superman #batfam #dc #dc comics #jondami #timkon #mine

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willowser · 4 months

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nothing makes me happier than how much of a honest to god nerd bakugou really is, bc i can imagine him dropping a ton of money—like, borderline astronomical—for this pair of sneakers that are plain white and almost outdated ?? looking ?? and you would never question what he wants to do with his hard-earned money, but you are curious and he doesn't really give you any kind of answer outside of a shrug and a mumbled, "just wanted 'em,"

and you don't find out until much later—when you see deku in the exact same pair—that they're some super limted, re-released pair of shoes that all might advertised twenty-years ago.

#he's such a LOSER i love him with all my heart #he's SO PISSED that deku has the shoes too #bc he'd rather die than EVER be caught in the same pair of shoes as him #but !! 😤 he wants to wear them !!! and deku wears them EVERYWHERE !! 😤😤😤#lmaooo #✿ thoughts: bakugou

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thefrsers · 1 month

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I love you. I love you, my wife. I love you.

#911 #911 abc #911 spoilers #911edit #7.02 #tw: flashing lights #athena grant #athenagrantedit #bobby nash #bobbynashedit #bathena #bathenaedit #gifs #mine #oh man oh man when you tell yall i SOBBED so hard here #he literally HOLDING HER UP cos he'd rather die before anything happens to her #the way this man loves his wife with his VERY SOUL #*wails loudly in bathena true love*#if my future hubs aint doing this I DNT WANT HIM

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waywardsoul-s · 6 months

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I am relistening to "inevitable" and we were all so desperate in 2018, looking for crumbs that paul was just pretending to be assimilated. Our homeboy wouldnt be caught dead singing (literally) let alone say to his crush "let me puke in your mouth em, just open your food bin, girl".

#everyone was like oooooh he said you gotta sing to survive #honey he said before that he'd rather die #insert: HE WOULDNT SAY THAT meme #paul is my silly meow meow #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm spoilers #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #starkid #paul matthews #paulkins

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nativehueofresolution · 1 month

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this is the silliest post i've made in a while but. imagine a series of unfortunate events type au where louis and claudia move from city to city, and armand and his theater troupe follow them around like count olaf and his troupe. armand keeps doing different disguises and romancing louis under all of them and claudia has to keep uncovering him before louis marries him.

#lestat is the parent who died under mysterious circumstances #that armand may or may not have played a role in #and claudia uncovers his secret history with armand as the series goes on #daniel is like mr poe with sarcasm and keeps helping louis move thinking it will eventually make louis fall in love w him #but he'd rather die than say anything so instead he's just forlorn a new armand character shows up and louis forgets he exists #he never believes claudia about the disguises but every time there's a reveal he tells claudia he'll investigate armand to stop him for real #he never gets far bc he's a useless adult but claudia can sometimes find clues using his connections #this is my vision #kaitlin speaks #iwtv

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just-null-cult · 7 months

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are you oka- oh.

#kamo noritoshi #noritoshi kamo #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #yandere kamo noritoshi #yandere noritoshi kamo #yandere jujutsu kaisen #NO CAUSE HE WOULD COVER HIS MASSIVE DEATH GLARE IF HE KNEW YOU WOULD DEFEND THE OTHER PERSON #THEN YOUR ASS LOOKS AWAY AND BRO IS SHOOTING DAGGERS DUDE #i really like kamo #hes so babygirl #kamo has the hugest bitch face. i know it. i know he gives it out when the situation is fucking brutal.#its like the death glare someone else's momma gave you as a kid when you were bad #like bro #🧎‍♂️ damn im sorry #but in my mind he'd cover his face so you wouldnt be exposed to the death glare #smth smth only wanting you to see his perfect good boy self he crafted specifically for you smth smth #hed rather die than see you defend someone whos not him bc he doesnt want to compete for your attention. he feels it should belong to him #but it only makes the contrast of the peek that he gives others that much hotter. i mean scary #also tell me how you peeped the color change god please #i was so cool for that #the pink one.. your pov. hes double face palming.... at smth someone said/did. oh no!!#but for others its red. death glare. hes gonna make them regret upsetting him so much around you #to the point where he had to take his attention away from you for a second. not only that but your attention away from him too #wow kamo ur so. hot #stan kamo fr bro 🤟

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stranger-awakening · 1 month

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One Piece Episode 102 / Episode 377

"I might not have the same bounty on my head as Luffy at the moment, but I swear to you that I'm destined to become the greatest swordsman the world has ever known. Surely that must be worth something."

#one piece #zolu #i've been thinking a lot about how zoro's dream and luffy's are intertwined in his head and have been for a long time #like he's going to be the world's greatest swordsman For the king of the pirates and those two things will happen relatively simultaneously #and how he absolutely thought he was going to die in thriller bark for realsies but he'd rather that than the alternative #he'd rather give up his own dream Permanently if it meant luffy didn't have to lose his #that alabasta conversation lives in my head rent free btw that was so gay of him #anyways please ignore where you can see that i painfully tried to spot heal all the netflix stuff out of the screenshots lmao #i had to chop up the thriller bark conversation a little to make it fit in my four panel format obviously its longer than this #oh and quotes taken from the dub specifically which i know varies just slightly from the manga and probably the sub too #a:one piece #ship:zoro x luffy #mine

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cellgatinbo · 4 months

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guys i think he might be a little 🤏 embarrassed

#qsmp #pactw #fitmc #fitpac #qsmp clips #where's that post that's like 'cc!pac may be dying of embarrassment but he'd rather die than not have his cubito flirt profusely'

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earlgodwin · 8 months

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"It’s interesting that Juan’s attempt at relieving pain is through closeness and hugging and love. When he forgives Cesare at the end saying how they’re brothers and wants to be together, I think that’s genuine. That’s the first time you realize what he’s always wanted." (x)

#“I glimpse us cesare. two brothers in harmony. walking together.”#francois saying cesare refused to listen to juan because he *knows* he can change his mind about killing him still living in my mind #something about cesare humilating juan and making fun of him and even set him up to die at forli by not warning him about ludovico's army #and yet juan still loves him anyway because his jealousy of cesare is unserious unlike cesare's jealousy of juan which is a deadly hatred #ngl juan is so funny because he'd rather die than being sappy. he's too narcissistic and prideful to reach out for cesare or his family #but he only reached out to him in his final moment when he was vulnerable and going through it. it was too late rip #confessing to cesare that he's a fuck-up and he's always been in pain etc i missed you we should love each other wah wah type of speech #juan borgia #cesare borgia #the borgias #juan and cesare #david oakes #francois arnaud #theborgiasedit #periodedits #perioddramaedit #tvedit #cinemapix #tvarchive #by jen

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grossbro · 4 months

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different interpretations yeah yeah but i really do feel like you are not really seeing oliver for what he is if you actually believe he planned it all from the beginning. like you believe the unreliable narrator? the liar who couldn't even keep up his most important lie? you believe he managed to manipulate everyone from day one? and kept that plan in motion for 16 years? yeah no babe everything that happened was a result of bisexuality, infatuation and/or an undiagnosed personality disorder mixed with a lot of luck, not some genius playing the long game

#saltburn #ollie is not all that smart he is just a demented boyliker who needs to be on like three different medications #he popped the tire because he was infatuated with felix and wanted an opportunity to talk to him (i've been there)#poisoned him bc he'd rather felix die than be rejected by him #then down the line he saw james had died and found a way to worm himself back into saltburn bc he'd spent all those years obsessing over #that summer just like farleigh said he would. lol. lmao even.#farleigh is the only one that saw him for what he was not what he wanted him to be #and that's why oliver needed him gone but couldn't kill him #anyway there are two genders: felixes and farleighs

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jl-otdc · 1 year

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I have very strong opinions about this man being a good singer and guitar player

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batbusiness-schooldropout · 1 year

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Bruce: Jason? What are you still doing here? Patrol ended over an hour ago

Jason: The power's out on my block, and I can't fall asleep without watching a telanovella. So, if you guys could have your daily drama in Spanish, that would be great.

Bruce: 🙄

Tim: Ok. ¡DAMIAN! ¿Qué estabas haciendo en la casa de los Kent anoche?

Translation (hopefully) what were you doing at the Kent's house last night

#he was playing lego starwars #but he'd rather die than admit that #batfam #just siblings being siblings #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #bruce wayne

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mattodore · 3 months

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new questionnaire photos <3

#good morning!!! woke up and started editing these right away bc i'm in the hospital with oc plague unforch 😔</3 #i just updated the old questionnaires with these actually ‼️#i want to make individual photos for the old ones too with all the bells and whistles but for now these will be the placeholders!#river dipping #theodore doe #matthias evanoff #echthroi #ts4 #ts4 edit #simblr #also yeah finally took off the slutty turtleneck only to replace it with a slutty mock neck instead. had to get rid of the label tho #matthias hates branded lettering or imagery on clothes... you would never find this man wearing a graphic t-shirt i think he'd rather die #he's SOOOO snobby lmao #these are from when i was fixing their sims and saving a proper version of their household the other day #i’m still cleaning out my library of trays and getting their outfits in order!#but i’m so close to being ready to rip their sims for poses 🧎#i have so many pose ideas now!! but i think i should probably start working on their homes first #just so i have layouts and everything in mind while making poses #i think theo’s apartment and matthias’s chateau are the ones to work on…#theo’s apartment should be the easiest bc it’s the smallest #but. knowing me… even an apartment is going to take me weeks to make #i really want to start though.#i think of theo’s bedroom in his apartment all the time like in my head it's really cluttered with all these little trinkets #these things theo's picked up over the last three years since he's been living on his own #and it's all dark browns and greens... stained glass... beautiful tiles... ugh #his apartment is so gorgeous in my head!!! trust me!!!#...also by new questionnaire photos i do mean i'm writing a new one lmao jnhkjf not that these are new pics for the old ones—tho they are!#i'm glad to actually be writing abt mattodore again bc the last month or so i was like. controlled by the urge to make edits #like!! enough visuals!! let's write!!!

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tomurakii · 6 months

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Gale x Karlach is so beautiful and so sad to me. Any Karlach romance is a little bitter-sweet considering her endings, but... Gale wouldn't survive Avernus. Gale wants to go back to Waterdeep and become a tenured professor at Blackstaff Academy. He wants peace and simplicity and safety, and he'd want to share that with her. I don't know if Karlach has ever even known the level of comfort Gale was born into, he has his home in the city of splendours while Karlach canonically barely even saw the Upper City of Baldur's Gate before being sold down to Avernus.

It's just so devastating to me. He could offer her everything she deserves, and he would want to so badly, but he can't. She's damned to death or the hells through no fault of her own, and Gale wouldn't survive following her.

#hence why. i kind of feel like theyd make each other worse.#in that gale would 'respect' that karlach would rather die than go back. and so he'd blow up the netherbrain in act 3 #because he wouldnt want to live without her. wouldn't want to watch her die #bg3 #gale dekarios #karlach #karlach cliffgate #gale x karlach #gale of waterdeep #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3

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denkisauce · 2 years

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bakugou looking at deku, ch. 284-285 🥰

#like #the amount that hes cares #the amount that hes WORRIED #like he knows deku is ready to die for this fight #and you can see him come to the decision that he'd rather die for deku than see deku do it to himseld???#IM #sobbing #bakudeku #bkdk #my stuff #bakugou katsuki #katsuki bakugou #bnha 285 #bnha 284

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