yes, yes i know edgeworth’s big wet eyes and loser boy personality have captivated us all, but listen. listen.
phoenix wright
phoenix “genuinely unable to reconcile the girl on the stand with the girl he dated for eight months, a cognitive dissonance so profound it’s ultimately explained by them being literally two different people, but which he first sits with for five years and does not talk about at any point to anyone” wright
phoenix “don’t mention that name to me. i don’t want to talk about it. i don’t want to think about it. i am just going to keep myself in this state of perpetual crisis mode focus on other people’s problems until eventually i die and get to hang out with mia on the astral plane and never have to deal with any of these emotions ever again” wright
phoenix “overnight loses his career and reputation and sense of identity while gaining an adopted, probably pretty traumatized eight-year-old daughter, and rather than leaning on his friends for help, or getting therapy, or taking any time to process any of this, he *checks notes* spends seven years dedicating all his free time and energy to investigating the weird fucking circumstances around it and maintains a friendship with the guy he suspects was behind it all” wright
phoenix "runs across a burning bridge and falls through it, half a day after the game establishes that he is terrified of heights, because his friend is on the other side of that bridge" wright
phoenix “i sure felt surprised. maybe i had my poker face on” wright
phoenix “looking back on it that was actually a pretty dark period in my life” wright
phoenix “don’t ask me how i got started. i don’t remember” wright
phoenix “only you stood still, your eyes calmly watching” wright
phoenix “sometimes, life just sucks” wright
just
phoenix wright
crunchiest man in the world
and all i wanna do is chew and chew and chew on him
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Gratitude Part 1: Wild
Summary: Eight times Sky receives a gratitude crystal from the chain plus one time he gives some away
WELCOME this is inspired by this post chain by @linkvcr and @somer-writes! I'm going to post each section on tumblr until they're all done, then I'll combine (and edit lol) them for AO3 :D
This one is based on and uses some dialogue directly from the woodcarver comic by @linkeduniverse
Part 2. ART!
Wind blew lazily through the trees, rustling the leaves pleasantly. One fell and floated down onto Sky’s lap. He brushed it away and it fell next to the pile of wood chips from his latest carving. He was essentially finished; even the decorations were done. He was chipping away at any imperfections he could find– and fixing any more he created– to keep his hands busy.
A bird chirped in the distance. Sky eagerly looked up and followed its path over the forest. It was so cool. Sky racked his brain for a word to describe how incredible the bird was, but couldn’t come up with anything more eloquent. He laughed softly to himself and turned his attention back to his carving.
“What are you laughing at, birdbrain?” Legend asked. Sky smiled at the nickname.
“True to my name, I was watching a bird. It was cool,” Sky said.
“Of course you were,” Legend said, as his eyes roamed the skies to find the bird himself. Sky smirked.
“Food’s ready!” Wild called.
“Perfect timing!” Sky said. He blew a breath over the spoon to knock off the loose shavings, then wiped it down with a cloth. It was perfectly smooth.
Sky hopped to his feet and walked over to the group with the spoon hidden behind his back.
“Okay, so it’s a light meal today, since we had that amazing soup earlier. Rice and vegetables over here, and then there’s some meat if you want. Cucco in that bowl and deer in that bowl. But I put some vegetables with protein in, so you’ll be fine without those,” Wild explained, pointing to the bowls as he talked. “Oh, and no peppers.”
Sky felt a warm feeling in his chest. Wild put so much care into their meals and ensured they catered to everyone’s individual preferences. It wasn’t easy to make one meal that suited nine people from different backgrounds, but Wild made it work every time.
“Oh, I need a spoon for the rice. Um,” Wild turned to dig through his cooking supplies.
“How about this one?” Sky said.
Wild turned around and his eyes widened in surprise as Sky held out the spoon. His mouth dropped open slightly as Sky pushed the spoon into his hands.
“You made this?” Wild asked.
“I did! For you,” Sky asked. “As a thank you for always making us such good food.”
“Wow!” Wild said. He held the spoon up to his face, closely inspecting the patterns. A spark of orange flickered to life above his head. It wasn’t quite a full crystal, but the sight made Sky smile warmly nonetheless.
“This is beautiful work,” Wild said.
Sky beamed. “Thank you!”
Wild’s face fell from its smile. Sky mirrored the expression and stepped closer.
“What, what’s wrong? Do you not like it?” Sky asked.
Wild frantically shook his head and his grip on the spoon tightened. “No, I love it! I’m just… what if I break it?”
“You probably will,” Sky said with a chuckle. Wild looked up at him with wide eyes full of worry.
“But that’s okay. It’s meant to be used. If you use it enough to wear it down, I’ll know I did a good job,” Sky said.
“Are you sure?” Wild asked.
“Promise,” Sky said.
Above Wild’s head, the spark rapidly expanded into a full gratitude crystal. Sky watched it with awe as it floated over and into his chest, where its warmth spread throughout his body. Sky wiggled in happiness.
“Thank you, Sky. I love it,” Wild said.
“You’re very welcome,” Sky said, his smile bright and wide.
Next Part ->
EDIT 01/19/2024: THERE IS ART NOW!!!! This art by @linkvcr :DDDD
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Trainer Yuu: I swear to Arceus, if one of you overblot again, I'm using God against all of you
Ace: you mean Arceus, right?
Trainer Yuu: Arceus and Horntorn.
Ace: fuuuck...
*Overblot happens*
Trainer Yuu: . . . You have two options.
Trainer Yuu: Malleus, the strongest person in Twisted Wonderland, OR GOD
Overbloted Student: ...............youknowwhatnevermindigiveup
Trainer Yuu: God it is. ARCEUS I CHOOSE YOU
Ace: this gets scarier everytime it happens....
Deuce: Yeah... will Yuu also take out this student or?
Ace: honestly? I would be suprised if they didn't accidentaly catch them at somepoint.
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