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I’m a teacher assistant for spanish grammar and the professor was explaining epícenos (single gendered words that encompass masculine and feminine beings) and he was using iguana as an example and he said: “there is only one gender… iguana” and i had to mute my microphone
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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)
Reblog to increase sample size!
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What tendonitis does to a bitch is crank up the efficiency of delivery. 15 panels? Nah don't need all those. Cut it. Condense. Now it's 8. Classic 4-panel gag? It can happen in 1. Lines? Nah. Direct from pencils or bust.
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Papercraft commission of Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian (and Li'l Apple and a bunny), in a pose inspired by Gustav Klimt's famous painting The Kiss! Lan Wangji may be a little disgruntled at being interrupted, but Wei Wuxian is, of course, laughing the whole time.
This piece had some of the most complicated layering I've ever done in a papercraft, which meant I had to take even more care than usual with how every piece of paper was placed and the order in which they could be glued - and I already take a lot of care with that, no matter what I'm making! But the extra time was definitely worth it - I'm really happy with how the final piece came out. ^_^ A very sweet scene for WangXian!
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how to become commander of friend group
how to establish political control of friendgroup
friend group organisational structure google
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final score 12-2 😔
i know i pitched this game to my sister as getting to watch ohtani et al. crush us into dust in person but oof
#baseball#rough night boys#personally i had a great time though#the blue jays weren’t giving me the baseball i wanted but the dodgers were#this isn’t the soccer world cup#i can appreciate our opponents#this one section just *kept* starting up the wave though#my guys it is friday night#i came here straight from work#i do NOT have that kind of energy
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i know i pitched this game to my sister as getting to watch ohtani et al. crush us into dust in person but oof
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BREAKING: the Minnesota Twins have just signed local third grader/right fielder Joey in exchange for two packs of bubblegum, a bouncy ball, and an Unchained Soul Lord of Yama Yu-Gi-Oh card with a big bite taken out of it.
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Are you trapped on tumblr right now?
Is there something you planned to do before you got trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?
Are you yelling at yourself to get up and do the thing, but you can’t, because you’re trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?
Consider this your save point.
Put tumblr down, stand up, stretch, and go do the thing you planned to do. Future you will be incredibly grateful.
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me when one of my girlmutuals posts about how they got a little coffee beverage or took a nice walk or started a book they've been meaning to read for a while or otherwise found meaning and joy in simple pleasures
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Deer and jackdaws.
The birds feed on ticks from the deer, and also assist in removing velvet from growing antlers.
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Unfortunately, Gilgamesh was too cool. He oppressed the people of Uruk, taking their lunch money and getting real friendly with all their moms. And so the people cried out to the gods for deliverance. "Save us," they said. "Gilgamesh is much bigger and hotter than us and we cannot stop him."
The gods heard their pleas and sent Bigfoot to kick Gilgamesh's ass. However, the gods overlooked one very important fact, which is that they were both bisexual.
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my dental hygienist loves me. i have no idea what i ever did to endear myself to her, or even frankly make myself memorable at all, but she’s always so excited to see me and gave me a free polish today just because she was running 10 minutes late.
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