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Kaz: They’re my service bees
Inej: Service bees? But they’re not trained? They attack everyone who comes near you
Kaz: They are trained
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Jesper: Kidnappers stand no chance against my skincare routine, if they grab me by the neck I will just slither out like a wet hotdog
Wylan: What a horrific sentence
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Had a dream that beyonce tried to kill kaz brekker
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Kuwei: If this plan goes down the drain, where should we regroup?
Kaz: The afterlife, I guess.
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Kaz: *Smiling*
Matthias: Stop that. You’re making me uncomfortable…
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Jesper: Wylan has been sobbing for the past 20 minutes because hes realised theres no way for him to know if the cat has a headache
Colm: That lad has a lot of empathy… and strange worries
Jesper: Hes a gentle soul
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Jesper: Now are you going to mind your own business or do I really need to give you a piece of my mind?
Kaz: Oh, I couldn’t take the last piece
Wylan: *approaches with spray bottle*
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Jesper: Nice hands, Wylan.
Wylan: Thanks?
Jesper: I bet they’d look even better wrapped around-
Matthias: WRAPPED AROUND THE HOLY BIBLE PRAISE THE LORD AMEN
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Roach: So what am I helping you cover up?
Cardan: Embezzlement, bribery, and conspiracy to start. Also murder.
Jude: I've never murdered anyone.
Cardan: You better add perjury.
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meanwhile at the slat
jesper: *actively bleeding* OH MY SAINTS I GOT SHOT
inej: Wylan! Get a medik!
kaz: i’ve been shot before and i didnt bitch about it
#later that day inej yelled at kaz for 20 minutes#Jesper is ok btw#six of crows book#six of crows#kanej#six of crows duology#inej ghafa#leigh bardugo#soc#helnik#kaz brekker#nina zenik#netflix shadow and bone#incorrect six of crows#six of crows spin off#sixofcrows#grisha#grishaverse#grishaverse incorrect quotes#incorrect grisha quotes#incorrect grishaverse#crooked kingdom#jesper llewellyn fahey#jesper fahey#wylan x jesper#six of crows jesper#soc jesper
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Jesper: I had a dream I got buried alive once.
Y/N: Really? How did it end?
Jesper: I died, that's how it ended!
Kaz: Will you both shut up? We are not going to die.
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Jesper: Do crabs think fish are flying?
Wylan:
Jesper:
Wylan: How high are you?
Jesper: 6’ 1
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I wonder if Matthias’s ghost is associating with Jordie’s ghost
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Pekka Rollins: That was ages ago, how can you still be upset about that!?
Kaz “I buried your son” Brekker: Well, why don’t you call me in 8 years and tell me if you’re still upset about this
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Grishaverse Memes
credit to all original meme creators
#yes it was mainly me complaining about some fans takes#six of crows#kanej#six of crows duology#inej ghafa#leigh bardugo#helnik#kaz brekker#nina zenik#netflix shadow and bone#soc#shadow and bone tv#shadow and bone#shadow and bone season 3#alina starkov#the darkling#darklinghateclub#grisha#grishaverse#the grisha trilogy#the grishaverse#the grisha series#leigh bardugo books
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jacks became immortal simply because he consumed enough apples. He’s never seen a doctor. Doctors are terrified of him in fact
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