tortilla-of-courage
im the bearer of the curse
hi im tortilla! // 24 // she/her // my blog is a cursed content magnet im so sorry // WILL post spoilers for most zelda games
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that one post where op says they can watch shrek in their brain but it's me playing through skyward sword in my mind at will
#im out here trying to write fic like. hold on i gotta focus to remember the layout#[closes eyes and plays through the ancient cistern for a while]#tortilla rambles
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skyward sword dash board simulator! only like three months late to this trend
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hey guys can someone remind me the wing ceremony is in like two hours. im just gonna take a quick nap
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link the wing ceremony is happening
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LINK THE WING CEREMONY
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skyloft heritage post
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I made this two hours ago???
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SHIT THE WING CEREMONY
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I'm trying to prove a point
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I think you're the only person having this problem
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does anyone know if you can get addicted to stamina potions?
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what happened to normal, good natured usernames. now it seems like everyone is named something like pumpkinplower or remlitgirldick
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I'm just trying to find someone to help me out on the farm :(
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KINA IM SORRY I DIDNT MEAN YOU
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she skyward on my sword till I strike
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blocked.
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Hey guys I didn't want to do this but this is a call out post for @/sword-of-a-big-deal. It started like two weeks ago when that weird tornado happened. @/knittinggoddess can back me up she has screenshots (she didn't deactivate she's just been gone for a while)
~keep reading~
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IMPORTANT impr1s0n3d changed its username to bringer-of-demise!! plz block it don't engage
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umm his pronouns are he/him now please stop using it/its :/ and the rumors he was the one that got the Sealed Temple site shut down are literally false???
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how about you suck my DICK
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dude she didn't block you for your weird ass parasocial relationship she blocked you because you killed people
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she liked my post about how the wing ceremony was rigged this year... should I message her...
#personal post #vent #vent post #vagueblogging #don't reblog
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til that remlits attack you at night because of their proximity to demonic energy. Which means there must be a demon on Skyloft. Sleep well!
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This is false. Remlits are hostile at night because they're predators and do the majority of their hunting then. There are no demons on skyloft
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net zero information. love this site
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Idk what @/bats-and-cats is talking about. Remlits have been proven to be more hostile when exposed to demonic energy, ESPECIALLY at night. normally they're very docile and only attack if provoked, which prolonged exposure to demonic energy can cause
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So there's a demon on Skyloft?
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yeah at ur mom's house lol
#prev you're one to talk #or was that bruise on your neck from 'falling down the stairs' again?
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#HELPPPP HELP HELP SNDMCKDMMSMFMSMD#SOBBING CRYING WAILING OVER THIS POST#thjs is all i ever wanted#skyward sword#legend of zelda#she skyward on my sword til i strike...
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For Gdorf you can just have a rehydrate/dehydrate option. go back to our botw2 roots
HELP
#we get link and zelda with bountiful genders. and then you look at gdorf and it's just a sheikah monk shaped guy#tortilla asks
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Please you have to make Zelda and Ganondorf polls please 🙏 (also I think if you do, to balance out Link's tits Zelda's poll should have an option to make her more masc)
i WAS thinking of adding a masc option if i do make a zelda poll yeah!! cant leave her out of the gender options
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that poll was WAY more fun than i ever expected ngl
#honestly thinking about making a zelda one. maybe even a ganon/dorf?#so we have our little poll trio yknow#might wait until the subpolls of the link one end tho lmao#but like. if there's interest for More Polls#tortilla rambles
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edit 4/18: final checkpoint! we fucking did it guys. check out this reblog for the whole reblog chain of updates and polls. the following are all checkpoints, with the pink haired one being our absolute final poll Link!
#here's a condensed version with all checkpoints if you dont want the big ass post lmao#hero of polls
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you guys actually did it. you got pink link. and such a nice shade too. im genuinely surprised that worked out
anyways. this is our final checkpoint i think! might make a small update once the other two subpolls end but for all intents and purposes this is out final link - small to average height, big bazoinkas, long pink hair, big ass ears, and a giant sword. truly the epitome of link
#will update the og post to include all checkpoints in a second. congratulations everyone#might make proper art of our link later to celebrate#hero of polls#the end of an era#tortilla arts
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Inspired by this amazing poll by the lovely @tortilla-of-courage, we’re gonna do Build-A-Remlit!! (Or Build-A-Beast if you’re a bit more familiar with my blog)
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2 more hours to vote on the main poll and another 20 minutes for the hair color one!
#ik the other two polls have a day or two left#but idk if i should consider those done when the main one ends?#or if i should wait until those end for the#Final Link. but eh
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.....why is my blog theme blue when im the tortilla of courage.
#i guess i kept it like. Sky Themed. but.#...im so attached to the sky blue tho .....#decisions decisions........ it's been three years like this though. we need a makeover#i say as it im not deathly attached to my pfp and cant bear to change it#tortilla rambles
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are you guys happy with yourselves. he's like chocolate mint ice cream now
significant changes: sword got like 0.1% bigger. right eye is open. Eyebrows. smaller hyah but with more As to appease the crowd. fairy is way smaller. hair's a bit longer
#touches ground. 25 hours remain of the original poll#i think we'll have this checkpoint. another either tonight or tomorrow morning. and then the one when the of poll ends.#enjoy him while he lasts#hero of polls
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I WAS SUPPOSED TO UPDATE LAST NIGHT.
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What are the Hero of Poll's pronouns?
i've been defaulting to he/him like most links but honestly???? any/all i think. they're anything she wants to be and it'll hyah into the sun as he rolls away no matter what
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I've just found out videogame disc shaped rugs are a Thing and I've never wanted something more. i dont even use rugs. hell i dont even have the SPACE for a rug.
but id kill for one of these that was just the skyward sword cd image. id do unspeakable things for one
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checkpoint (checks reblog) 5!
you guys somehow managed to make the ears and nothing else on the first post change sizes. great job. oh and the sword
bringing you guys a smaller snack since we're nearing the end of the first poll: colors. these last two or three polls will be only a day long for my sake
#will probably do at least one more color one for the hair and then. uh. dunno#anyways since this was yesterday's checkpoint I'll post today's in like. 10? hours maybe#hero of polls#long post
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I ABANDONED MY BOY.
#i forgot to do today's checkpointttt agony#I'll post it early tomorrow orz things were. weird today#anyways. hi.
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sorry for the cursed image but this is the only thing that comes to mind whenever you guys mention the tits option in the tags
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