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scarebats · 2 years

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Stealing You From Me

ao3- Honckity

Parkner- Peter Parker/Harley Keener

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“Do I have to go?” Tony was trying to get Harley to go to a gala with him, since Pepper was out of country for some business thing.

“Yes! It’s just some charity thing that Oscorp is doing. You only have to be there for two hours at the least.” Harley huffed.

“Okay, when is it?”

“Tomorrow or something.” Tony looked back down at whatever he was doing.

The blonde rolled his eyes and walked out of the lab.

“You better have a suit for me!” The teen’s voice echoed as he walked out. Tony scoffed.

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Tony supplied Harley with a plain black suit that had some purple accents around the cuffs and collar. It wasn’t as bad as Harley would’ve expected.

Harley walked out of his room, the tie of his suit hanging around his neck. Tony looked at him and rolled his eyes at the talker’s tie. He stood up and tied it for him. Harley gave him a cheeky smile, Tony lightly hit his arm.

“You ready kid?” The billionaire turned away from Harley.

“Yep!”

“Alright, I’ll tell Happy.”

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The ride over to Oscorp was mostly spent in silence, Tony and Harley spending the half hour on their phones.

“We’re here.” Happy opened the divider and looked back at them as they looked up.

“Thanks, Happy!” Harley said as he unbuckled his seatbelt. Tony shot a quick smile at Happy as they got out of the car.

Tony adjusted his suit as they approached the doors. Happy started driving away.

“Two hours at the least, kid. Two hours.” Tony tried to reassure the blonde.

“Yeah, yeah. I know.” They walked into the building and went in the direction of the gala.

It took a three minute elevator ride to get to the gala. Luckily it was only Tony and Harley in the elevator, it wasn’t that awkward.

The gala started at 7:00pm, Harley and Tony were rolling in at 7:20, fashionably late as always.

“Alright kid, no starting fights or flirting with anyone your age. No flirting at all actually.” Tony instructed as he looked around, Harley had heard him say this many times. He usually flirts with people anyways, but restrains himself from fights.

Tony is gone when Harley looked at where he was. This happens whenever they’re at a public event, the southern boy rolled his eyes and walked into the mass of people.

There was quiet music playing in the background of the loud conversations happening around the room. From what Harley could hear, the music was something classical or light rock. He can barely hear it.

The teen makes his way over to the bar, (he only gets water) he sits down and leans his head on one of his hands, he looks into the crowd.

A certain person caught his eye. A boy, he was laughing, he looked like an angel. He was also standing very close to Harry Osborn.

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#gay #marvel #parkner #parley #harley is a simp #harley keener #harley keener x peter parker #peter parker #tony stark #harry osborn #parksborn #honckity

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ornii · 4 months

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|| My Kind of Crazy ||

Harley Quinn X Male Reader

So after Binge Watching Barbie, rewatching Suicide Squad, Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn), don’t forget that part, and The Suicide Squad, my appreciation For Morgot Robbie has increased more than it already has. Adore her. So, here’s part one of ?

(Any Tags I forgot please let me know.)

The Stench of rotting carpet, old wood and the tinge of blood was in the air. But this was all a part of the plan. Inside that old decrepit apartment you had your pistol Aimed at a man standing before you, Batman. Yes, The, Batman. A series of choices lead to this moment, but it wasn’t always like this. You were his Robin, his Boy wonder. Now you’re the shadow hiding within Gotham. Your foot was placed on the chest of another man, who’s cold and chilling laugher echoes though the room, Joker. It was on this same day, that you were Abducted; tortured, and subsequently Killed by the Very man. A Trip in the Lazuras pit changed you for the worst. But to your surprise after your revival, Joker was still alive, and Batman hadn’t sunk revenge for your murder, and all you could ask was…

“Why?” You as under your Helmet.. “Why him?” You said, Batman was stoic, silent.

“Who are you..?” He grumbles, his voice modulated to avoid detection, “You don’t know? I’m hurt.” You say with much sarcasm, you grip your helmet and tear it off, showing your face to Batman, even with the small J scar under your eye, it’s obvious who you were. Out of all the people he thought, he never expected his old Sidekick..

To be under the Red Hood.

Jokers eyes lock with the scar and he laughs much harder.

“Wow, now THAT, is funny!” He has his grilled toothy grin, and you placed your foot higher right on his throat. The wheezing laughter continues slowly.

“You don’t get to talk.” You growl at him, and then turnt your attention back to Batman.

“You know, I forgive you for not saving me, you can’t save everyone. But why, why is HE still alive?!” You scream, the rage and trauma building up in you finally. “After everything he’s done, he’s crippled, broken, murdered people! Why, why is he still here?!”

“You don’t understand… you never understood.” He said to you, and you scoff.

“What? That you can’t do it? That you don’t have the spine to! It’s too hard isn’t it?” You ask, Bruce shakes his head.

“No, I know it’s easy, he deserves to die a thousand times over, but if I killed him, i wouldn’t stop myself… I’d justify it, then I’d justify killing someone else, and it’ll keep going.. and I’ll sink further, and further into the dark.” Bruce said, you shook your head.

“You can’t control yourself… I’m not talking about Dent, or Penguin, Even Harley!” You toss the gun, Bruce instinctively catches it but, obviously isn’t capable of holding a gun.

“Do it, shoot him. Kill one, and save millions of lives… you’re the Batman right! You save people, don’t you? So save them! And kill him!” You demand, Bruce stares at you, both of you unwavering in your convictions. But he simply dropped the gun.

“No… I’m sorry, (Y/n).” He said in a solemn whisper.

“Fine!” You yell, revealing one last trick up your sleeve. an explosive set in the entire apartment block, revealing the dead man’s switch in your other hand. Joker laughs as he looks around it all beeping. He turns to Batman, and just smiles

“You, you found a way to win! But to lose everything! AHAHAHAHAHA—“ he laughs, reveling in the chaos as you let go of the switch, Batman made a choice, and now all three of you had to live with it, and in a flash, an explosion, it all faded to black for you.

You’ve been playing that in your mind for the past year you’ve been in Belle Reeve. Sitting in your orange room, captive. The 4x4 room kept you isolated, only for a bang at the door.

“Inmate. You’ve got a visitor! Stand up, face the wall.” He yells, you weren’t keen to listen to others. You stood up, facing the door, cracking your neck.

“Any of your men step in, I’m sending ten of them to the ICU.” You said, very calmly, the door opens and they rush in, training with the Batman made fighting multiple enemies a breeze, punches, kicks and knees flew all though the room as you delivered counters, combos and ruthless tactics. But all fun even came at an end as you were apprehended and locked into a chair. Struggling like a dog you strained to get out, you were wheels around Belle Reeve as you see eleven stretchers head to your cell.

“Told you..” you mutter, struggling in the binds. Being wheeled into an interrogation room, you kept your lips purse until you saw your visitor, she wore a women’s suit and skirt, her eyes deep brown like mud drowning you in muck. Amanda Waller. You looked around and saw that the room was being monitored by a single camera. She gave one officer the nod and he presses a button, the red light on the camera fades off.

“You’re not as scary as I expected.” She said, holding a file she sat down across from you. You knew about Waller, working with the Batman gave you some intel on contacts. And she was the nastiest one of all.

“Waller?” You ask.

“In the flesh.” She responded and opened your file, reading it off.

“(Y/n) Todd, Father was a factory worker, died due to Gang related activity. Mother was an addict, died years ago, leaving you alone, but you see.. that’s where it ends, as if you faded off the planet of the earth. Until you resurface a year later.” She said, all of that was true.

“What’s your point?” You ask. And she reads off another page.

“Peak Physical fitness, durability, speed, Agility, Strenght. Master Of Arms and a Genius level intellect… you are a dangerous and powerful individual, so I’m offering you a chance to cut your sentence down..” she offers

“You’re bluffing..” you struggle in the binds more, but Waller keeps her dead stare.

“Do I look like I’m bluffing?” She said, you stop and she looks you in the eye. “you complete your task, you get years off your sentence, you fail.. you die. Fairly simple.” She said, a million thoughts raced though your mind, but one did.

“Get out, Find Joker.. Kill, Joker.”

“…Im in.” You said, Waller takes her file and closes it. “Good, get his bomb in and relay with the others.” She says, your attitude shifts pretty quickly, “bomb?” You ask, “What do you mean bomb?!” You yell, but nobody said anything, being wheeled away you were held down by officers and a needle injected right into the base of your skull. Granted it wasn’t the worse thing that’s been done to you, still hurt. Finally reaching the breaking point you were wheeled outside, the sun finally hitting your skin and you found yourself surrounded by soldiers, many wounded, others preparing for what seems to be a war.

You turn your head left to spot someone you know too well, Deadshot. Seems he was also canned to Belle Reeve, and to your left was a woman you knew too well, Harley Quinn, also a prisoner. Your blood began to boil even more than before and you were ready to throttle her, but with all these soldiers here, you doubt you’d be able to do it without getting filled with lead. So you bid your time as any Hunter would. A Soldier approached them, and looked them up and down.

“Unlock 'em.” He orders, the soldiers obliged and your restraints are removed, you sit up from yoyr bindings and look further down your line. You even spot Killer Croc, in all his, Lizardy goodness. Harley Stretches and keeps her off putting smile. Closest to Harley was a man adorned with Tattoos, ElDiablo was his name, you heard a few reports about him from Batman.

“Mmm! Hi, boys! Harley Quinn. How do you do?” She said, obviously no one said anything. It was dead silence until she looks around. “Huh? What was that? I should kill everyone and escape? Sorry. It's the voices…” she said, but laughs, “I'm kidding! Jeez!…That's not what they really said.”

The soldiers aren’t done assembling their Squad, more soldiers drag over a sack that’s fighting pretty furiously.

“What do we got here? Twelve pounds of shit in a 10-pound sack. Welcome to the party, Captain Boomerang.” He watches them cut it open, Captain immediately swings on the first person he sees. The Soldiers pin him to a wall.

“Hey, what's going on, man? Hey, one minute I'm playing Mahjong with me nanna, then this red streak hits me outta nowhere.” Boomerang pleads.

“Shut up! You were caught robbing a diamond exchange.”

“I was not!”

He Totally Was.

There was one last member, Slipknot, the man who could climb anything, which was an odd ability set, it nonetheless he was here. The man before them all was Colonel Rick Flag.

“Listen up! In your necks, injection you got, it's a nanite explosive. It's the size of a rice grain, but it's powerful as a hand grenade. You disobey me, you die. You try to escape, you die. You otherwise irritate or vex me, and guess what? You die.” He says, which throws a wrench in your plans to escape, Harley obnoxiously puts her hand up.

“I'm known to be quite vexing. I'm just forewarning you.”

“Lady, shut up!” Flag yells, and then composed himself, “This is the deal. You're going somewhere very bad, to do something that'll get you killed. But until that happens, - you're my problem.” He explains, Deadshot looks him up and down.

“Mmm. So was that like a, uh, pep talk?” He asks.

“Yeah. That was a pep talk. There's your shit. Grab what you need for a fight. We're wheels up in 10.” He said, crates of gear was brought in for you and your “Teammates.”

“You might wanna work on your team motivation thing. You heard of Phil Jackson? He's like the gold standard, okay? Triangle, bitch. Study.” Deadshot, with those very inspiring words to flag suits up with everyone. You open your crate to see the old gear you had, still in damn good condition, and you suit up, Your body armor and jacket lined with shuriken, explosives and throwing knives, a combat knife strapped to your leg. Twin M1911 Dual Handguns, mint condition. And your helmet, still holding one scar on it, you take the helmet out of its case and stare at it. Your eyes waver for a moment to your other teammates, everyone seems to have some dumb gimmick, but your eyes dressed down Harley, not by your choice of course, you’ve been cramped in a hole for nearly a year, and the first woman you see was stripping down in front of you. An urge came over you and you knew exactly what it was, she finally gets her shirt on and sees almost every guy staring.

“What?” She said, they all quickly go back to doing what they were supposed to do, you as well, pushing those feelings down. You keep looking at your mask, Deadshot does the same thing with his.

“What? Won't fit anymore? Too much junk in the trunk?” Harley said to him.

“Nah. Every time I put this on, somebody dies.” He tried to shake it off, but couldn’t that.. this wouldn’t be a normal contracts

“And?” Harley said.

“I like putting it on.” He admits, she smirks and grabs her mallet, “Goody. Somethin' tells me a whole lotta people are about to die!” She sounds so giddy.

“Yeah. It's us. We're being led to our deaths.” Diablo said.

“I don’t plan on it.” You said, looking down the barrels of one of your 1911’s.

“You know something we don’t Mate?” Boomerang asks, “No.” You reply. “I just don’t plan on dying again.” You mutter.

“What you a zombie or something?” Deadshot looks unimpressed. “Something like that… point is; Been dead, done that… I plan on getting out of here..” you say, and turn to Harley.

“I’ve got business to take care of.” You made your claim pretty obvious but it didn’t matter to you, escape is the only plan, and getting this explosive disabled. “You don’t seem to giddy like these guys..” you ask El Diablo, “I’m not here to hurt anyone man.” He said. Deadshot was the first to let them all know.

“Y'all might wanna leave old boy alone. He could torch this whole joint. Ain't that right, ese?” He looks at Diablo, who calmly shows his hands, flames emitting from them, but low ones:

“Ain't got nothing to worry about from me. I'm cool, homie.” He says, Flag returns to them, holding a tablet with Amanda on screen.

“Behold the voice of God.” He said, and she gives them the rundown. “For those of you who don't know me officially, my name is Amanda Waller. There's an active terrorist event in Midway City. I want you to enter the city, rescue HVT-1, and get them to safety.” She orders.

“I'm sorry. Uh... For those of us who don't speak good guy, what is HVT-1?” Deadshot asks.

“HVT.. High Value Target.” You say, “It’s like a bounty, Basically a rescue mission.” You explain, Deadshot nods, admitting you made it sound much less cool. “The only person that matters in the city, the one person you can't kill. Complete the mission, you get time off your prison sentence. Fail the mission, you die. Anything happens to Colonel Flag, I'll kill every single one of you. Remember, I'm watching. I see everything.” Waller ends the communication and Flag turns to Deadshot

There's your pep talk.”

“Compared to your shit, she killed it. So that's it? What, we some kind of Suicide Squad?” He asks, Flag ignores his question and leaves.

“I'll notify your next of kin. Alpha, Bravo team. Mount up!” He orders, you look around to the team you’ll be forced to work with. All of them, criminals in their own right, but for now they’re the thing between success, or all of you dying painful deaths. You put on your helmet and the detective mode still works, turning it off. You load your guns and walk to the helicopter.

Task Force X, has been activated.

#male reader #harley quinn #harley quinzel #harley x reader #harley quinn x reader #harley quinn x male reader #suicide squad #dc #dc comics #Ornii #angst #we simp

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poisonousquinzel · 2 years

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Harley Quinn Concept Art for Gotham Knights

The way she makes me fucking feral is unmatched I'd commit crimes for her y'all

#shes just so oml 💓💓💓💓💓🫡😩#no thoughts #only simping #harley quinn #harleen quinzel #dc comics #gotham knights

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hopelesslyromanticgay · 1 year

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oml im so gay

this is just a rant about jenna (photos of her at the end

OML JENNA ORTEGA! I love this woman so much, she’s funny, her voice is so calming, like, damn girl’s charismatic AND she’s like the prettiest woman I’ve ever seen??????

Istg the obsession is REAL.

I read a few passages of her book every day

I spend my free time watching videos/looking at pictures of her

I LOVE her interviews, especially the older ones where she lets her personality show. The way she expresses herself is incredible. I love the little anecdotes she gives us on memories she has and even though our lives are so different she finds ways to relate to so many of her fans.

ALSO SHE LOVES PUPPIES (I’m a dog person)

I love jenna so much. I hope one day I can meet her and we can get married.

See! Gorge and funny!

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comfort-clubhouse · 8 months

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Characters I Simp/Fictional Crushes (Waves 1-4)

ENA (Series 1/Dream BBQ)

Luigi (Mario)

Neo Cortex (Crash Bandicoot)

Kirby

Meta Knight (Kirby)

Rayman

Scarecrow (BTAS/TNBA/Nolanverse/Audio Adventures/Fear State/Brave & The Bold/Arkhamverse/Injustice 2/Harley Quinn Series/Happy Halloween Scooby Doo/Long Halloween)

Zazz (Sonic)

Zavok (Sonic)

Dr Nefarious (Ratchet & Clank)

Tabi (FNF)

Hex (FNF)

MX (Mario.EXE)

Joker (The Batman Series)

Right Hand Man (Henry Stickmin)

Sun (FNAF)

Jafar (Aladdin)

Hades (Hercules)

Mad Hatter (BTAS)

Blitzø (Helluva Boss)

Paimon (Helluva Boss)

Claude Frollo (Hunchback Of Notre Dame(Disney)

Scar (Alien Vs Predator)

Dr Strangeglove (Moshi Monsters)

Ragdoll (The Batman Series)

NOS-4-A2 (Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command)

Vigilante (Pizza Tower)

Peppino (Pizza Tower)

SCP-049 (SCP)

Dr Krankcase (Skylanders)

Snatcher (Hat In Time)

Bender (Futurama)

Orbulon (Warioware)

Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty)

Drakken (Kim Possible)

Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel)

Garcello (FNF)

Wally (Welcome Home)

Vaggie (Hazbin Hotel)

Bezel (Chikn Nuggit)

Korekiyo Shinguji (Danganronpa)

Cheezborger (Chikn Nuggit)

Tomura Shigaraki (MHA)

Dabi (MHA)

Bowser (Mario)

Freddy Krueger (Nightmare On Elm Street)

Grand Minimus (Rayman)

Sammy Lawrence (BATIM)

Lesley (DHMIS)

Dabi (MHA)

Toga Himiko (MHA)

Hawks (MHA)

Spinner (MHA)

Cofi (Chikn Nuggit)

Question (Justice League Unlimited)

Eijirou Kirishima (MHA)

Wario (Mario)

Venom (Venom Film)

Harley Quinn (MultiVersus/Injustice 2/Harley Quinn Series)

Jack Skellington (Nightmare Before Christmas)

Zurg (Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command)

Dr Facilier (Princess and The Frog)

Riddler (The Batman Series)

Captain Hook (Peter Pan)

Doc Ock (Spectacular Spider Man)

Spawn (Image Comics/Todd McFarlane's Spawn Series/Mortal Kombat)

Catwoman (The Batman Series)

Penguin (The Batman Series)

Matt (Eddsworld)

Tigger (Winnie The Pooh)

Strangled Red (Poképasta)

Ice Bear (We Bare Bears)

David Jones (Criminal Case)

Zoe Kusama (Criminal Case)

Honest John (Pinocchio(1940s)

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tea-time-with-a · 1 year

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Nobody knows how much this meme makes me smile every time I see it.☺️🫠😄

#parley #peter x harley #parkner #Simp Peter Parker #i love this ship so much #peter parker is a cinnamon roll

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lolotheparagon · 1 year

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To me, there are 3 kinds of Freezes in Batman: you have the bae freeze (whos the epitome of jerkass woobie), the typical villain freeze (whom has either the tragic backstory copy-pasted onto him with no unique characterisation whatsoever or just make him a generic ice themed supervillain) and the meme freeze who arent gonna let the cold stop them from being hammy.

#batman villains #batman #batman and robin #mr freeze #mr freeze simping #i love this ice man so much #super villians #batman games #harley quinn show #batman animated series #young justice #injustice 2 #60s batman #the batman 2004 #gotham knights #justice league action #justice league unlimited

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h-harleybaby · 11 months

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Girl fuck friends, fill that hole in your heart with Miguel O’Hara and Pitbull’s music‼️‼️‼️‼️

Omg you don’t know how much I CRAVE that man I need him carnally I want him good LAWD

This post def isn’t because my life is spiraling out of control and Miguel is making me forget def not I dunno what you’re talking about

I need that old man from 2099 Jesus Christ he’s so fucking fine like omg bbg COME H E R E

Send help /hj

I need his man carnally

#I NEED HIM SO BAD #I CRAVE HIM #I WANNA SMACK HIS ASS SO FUCKING BAD #WHO GAVE HIM PERMISSION TO BE THAT HOT #AND WHO TF GAVE HIM PERMISSION TO BE THAT CHEEKED UP #I NEED MIGUEL SMUT RN #RNNNNNNN #h harleybaby needs help #harley won’t shut her mouth #mom come get harley she’s rambling #mom come get harley she’s crying #harley’s fr going feral rn #miguel o’hara #miguel spiderman #miguel o'hara #Miguel O’Hara simps

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batmanrogues-scenarios · 3 months

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Any rogues

Reaction to immortal magician putting up a facade when they're in public?

Calm, collected, very mature

But if youre close to them you can see the difference of their behavior

More of a jokester, their 'calm' mask slipping making them show exaggerated looks at times, they are mature yeah- But they tend to show themselves as childish a few times

It's sweet once you realize it's because they feel comfortable enough with you to show their actual selves, not the facade they put up, their actually showing their real self

- SS (I missed requesting to you :'))

Aww, I'm clad you always come up with requests for me. You're definitely one of most memorable requesters. Also magical asks came back yeah!

Magician Putting on Mask

Black Mask

Of course they do. Everyone does. Bat, rest of rogues, him.

They hide who they truly are or sometimes even show what's real. That's why they're so fascinating.

Harley Quinn

If they want to keep 'wearing' it he ain't stopping them.

Honesty is proud that he's the only one who sees beneath the mask.

Scarecrow

So she thought they were no fun at first but once they make a prank but she couldn't be more proud.

Thought she was influence on them until seeing they're still serious with others.

Tries to have a talk and she relates to them.

She was similar, trying to be professional while wanting to just live.

Tries to get them to open up more in front of others.

He will analyze shit out of it. Honesty, Y/N shouldn't be even suprised.

He wonders why it's around him? He would be the last person people joke around. If anything they should have keep the mask on.

But... there is a strange comfort about it. How he has their trust. It brings back memories of when he was a therapist.

Now, will he let them prank him? Absolutely not Y/N would get hit with fear toxin.

#pati writes #smitten simp #black mask x platonic!reader #roman sionis x platonic!reader #harley quinn x platonic!reader #harleen quinzel x platonic!reader #scarecrow x platonic!reader #jonathan crane x platonic!reader

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scarebats · 2 years

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You’re Better Then the Stars

ao3- Honckity

Parkner-Peter Parker/Harley Keener

WC: 927

It’s a Thursday night. He and Peter don’t have school tomorrow, but they have to get up earlier than they usually would on a day with no school, for a dumb meeting with Tony and some no-name company.

It’s now 9:16pm on a chilled winter night, they could see their breaths in front of them with every exhale. They were going to head to bed soon, they had to wake up at six in the morning for a meeting at eight.

Both of them were outside for the main reason of wanting to get sick so they didn’t have to go to the meeting tomorrow.

Peter was wrapped up in a blanket with a toque covering his ears. His nose and lips are red, his fingers probably are too. Harley was wearing a simple hoodie and toque, his right hand in Peter’s lap.

Both boys' necks ached from looking up at the twinkling lights in the sky. Well, one of them is going to have a sore neck in the morning.

Peter busied himself with softly playing with his boyfriend’s fingers, he stared up into the black void that’s littered with stars. Harley on the other hand, had his head turned away from extraordinary sight above them, and was taking in the sight of Peter.

He wasn’t one bit interested in astronomy, stuff like that, but his eyes had a wondered look, like he had every thought of the world hidden behind them.

Peter’s face is dimly lit by the shine of the moon and stars. His beautiful face is still visible for Harley, so there’s no problem that needs to be fixed. Peter is happy, Harley is happy because of that. That’s all Harley needs.

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#parkner #parley #marvel #gay #fanfics #harley keener #peter parker #harley keener x peter parker #tony stark #the avengers #cute fic #fluffy #harley is a simp #stargazing #honckity

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starkholme · 1 year

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Do I love grumpy/angry people looking for avenge their family and happen to have a soft spot for children and animals? YES