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that-bitch-kat3 · 1 month

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kats initial ttpd thoughts

fortnight:

stand out lines: i took the miracle move on drug, the effects were temporary

i like this one. i don’t think it’s my favorite (or i hope it won’t be) but i think the production does do it for me. i was honestly hoping that “i love you it’s ruining my life” would have been in a… better (?) song. this will undoubtedly grow on me but not a great start.

ttpd:

standout lyric: “i’ve seen this episode and still loved the show”

okay “who uses typewriters anyways” is objectively a really funny line. “i’ve seen this episode and still loved the show” im screaming crying and throwing up how dare you put that lyric in a song i have to listen to.

on a different note who tf are dylan thomas and patti smith? am i meant to know these people?

oh my god. the way charlie puth is about to have his career explode. this poor man. i hope he was warned.

CYCLONE!! CONEY ISLAND!!!

oh i like this bridge. also lucy as in lucy dacus?

i’m trying not to be a hater but taylor “now you hang from my lips like the gardens of babylon” couldn’t have come up with a more poetic way to say you put my ring on the finger where people put wedding rings? fr? is this about marty healy? i hope to god it’s not.

mbobhft:

stand out lyrics: “once i fix me he’s gonna miss me” and “there was forever in the heat of my touch, he say forever so he smashed it up”

i was ready to not like this one but im kinda into it. the line “i’ll tell you that he runs because he loves me” is… not something i am ready to unpack. this is a really good song and i will probs have it on repeat for a while but i stg if i don’t hear a song about joe soon im gonna be pissed

down bad:

standout lyric: jury’s still out

this song was not written by a 33 year old. jesus christ. taylor please. STAND UP. THIS IS BAD FOR THE BRAND!! however as a 19 year old: real af.

you loved his indecent exposures? interesting.

this is once again giving situationship. which is insane because JOE WAS HERE FOR 6 YEARS?!? WE DONT GET TO HEAR ABOUT THAT?!? i mean like she is entitled to her privacy but never in my life did i want to hear this much about marty healy

so long london:

stand out lyric: “i didn’t opt in to be your odd man out. i founded the club she’s heard great things about” “you sacrificed us to the gods of your bluest days”

not the production i was expecting from a track 5 but ill keep and open mind.

fairy lights mentioned!! ttpd bingo moment

i like this bridge tbh. it kinda fucks. “you swore that you loved me but where were the clues” taylor wtf?

two graves one gun?!? oh wow! very melodramatic and i love it

this song is good. very sad so great job! killed it! i’m not crying yet tho

but daddy i love him:

stand out lyrics: Growing up precocious sometimes means not growing up at all

HEYY RELIGOUS TRAUMA VIBES?!? FUCK YEAH!! FINALLY SOME GOOD RELATEBLE CONTENT!!

this is so champagne problems vibes

“im having his baby! no im not but you should see your face” BAHHAHA taylor wtf

i was hoping for more religious trauma energy than what i got. i had high hopes with that first verse

OMG WHAT?!? MAAM?!? “ID RATHER BURN MY WHOLE LIFE DOWN THAN LISTEN TO ONE MORE SECOND OF ALL THIS BITCHIN AND MOANIN” GIRLY YOUR “BABY” IS ANTISEMEIC?

okay this song is now just funny to me. deeply i would’ve kept this one in the vault but it’ll grow on me

fresh out the slammer:

stand out lyric: n/a

we are starting with the lowest of standards for the record. i do not have a good vibe from this song

its fine. liek it’s not revolutionary to me. like its okay but… why does this beat change like that and did the long prison metaphor help? i think not.

however yeah bring up that he didn’t propose again. love that for you

florida!!!

stand out lyric: well me and my ghost we had a hell of a time

!! what!! “they said i was a cheat so i guess i must be” ARENT YOU THE ONE WHO WRITE IVY AND HIGH INFEDELITY?!? WHAT?!? i am giggling so hard. taylor what are you saying?!?

this song reminded how much i love florence! i mean that woman can really sing

nbnc reference! that was not on my bingo card!

texas mentioned!! slay!!

i love this song. like i fr really like this one. the drums are a bit much but i love how their voices work together! delicious

guilty as sin?

standout lyric: “there no such thing as bad thoughts. only your actions talk” “i keep recalling things we never did”

i like how this one sounds

this song is really good! and bestie i get it! yikes!

this song is really for the girlies who make up fake scenarios to hurt their own feelings and i feel seen

false god references(?)

well terrible job everyone that was a bit too relatable! thanks! i’m going to throw up! or scream! or cry!

who’s afraid of little old me?

standout lyric: “you don’t get to tell me about sad” “is it a wonder i broke let’s hear one more joke” “you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me”

yay!! she’s doing witchcraft again!! thank god!! levitate queen!!

you should be afraid of little old me was not what i was expecting from this song! but i like it! also i am enjoying this production

“so tell me everything isnt about me but what if it is?” HAHAHH TAYLOR WHAT IS THIS?!?

no taylro they say that you’ll sue them they prublish public information about your plane! so close tho!

jokes aside i like this! this one’s gonna be in my tops i think! it reminds me of tlgad which is one love

i can fix him (no really i can)

standout lyric: “he had a halo of the highest grade, he just hasn’t met me yet”

texas mentioned again!! a win is a win

another song about matty healy?!? must we?!? are we sure? this is proof that any relationship pain is overshadowed by a 3 month situationship

loml: “better safe than starry eyed”

mmm im liking this one!

damn marriage is brought up a lot in the album for someone who wrote lavendar haze

i like that there is the love of my life to loss of my life switch! i was worried she abrievated that for no reason

still alive, killing time at the cemetery is a great line!!

!!! oh!! i wish i could unrecall how we almost had it all! i didn’t think i would like that lyric!! i in fact do.

icdiwabh:

standout lyric: “babe you gotta fake it till you make it and you did”

THIS SONG IS SO GOOD!! OH SHIT

okay now this is my shit. i like how she’s taking about her success and shit

i cry a lot but i am so productive it’s an art is so real

“try and come for my job” yikes.

the smallest man who every lived

standout lyric: “i would’ve died for your sins but i died inside”

this one isn’t doing it for me so far. i’m sure it’ll grow on me but idk it’s not killing it for me.

DID SHE JUST CALL HIS DICK SMALL?!? HELLO?!? good lord i hope that’s what that meant

“you kicked out the stage lights but your still preforming?!?” GOOD LORD TAYLOR! it’s so jover

The alchemy:

standout lyric: “he jokes that it’s heroin but this time with an E”

i had to listen to this song twice cause i could just not lay attention

AYO ITS TRAVIS!! god the next album is gonna have so many football metaphors that i will not understand

this is really cute! i’m on team trayvis

clara bow:

standout lyric: promise to be dazzling

cool! now i’m sad!

as a girl who tries to be something exciting but feels like she never gets there this is very yikes! greta job gang

DID SHE JUST SAY HER OWN NAME?!? SHE NEVER DONE THAT

OH MY GOD

YOUVE GOT EDGE SHE NEVER DID

WHAT

the black dog:

standout lyric:

i am scared!

oh shit! who cheated on taylor?!?

oh wait. maybe that’s not true

i love old habits die screaming! tahts a funky line. i know we already had it but im a fan

!! hoax reference!!

!!daylight reference!!

oh joe. that poor man. they’re gonna kill him.

this is putting a sad spin on some of my fav songs so that’s cool

imgonnagetyouback:

standout lyric: “pick your poison babe, i’m poison either way”

did we need to do this in one word

OH MY GOD

SHE MAKING THE SAME THING AS GET HIM BACK BY OLIVIA RODRGIO

now i personally would’ve rewritten this one or picked a different song but this is a choice

this is a worse versions of get him back! imo

eras fading to gray is a crazy line!

the albatross:

standout lyric: “the devil you know now looks more like and angel”

this is kinda giving cowboy like me vibes but with more unnecessary vocal effects but that does in fact mean that i like it

peace reference?!

idk im into this one i think

chloe or sam or sophia or marcus:

standout lyric: all of them <3

my god this is a long title

oh my god. did she just out joe alywn? what? that can’t be what just happened

“you needed me but you needed drugs more” IM THROWING UP HOW DARE YOU

nobody touch me

“if you want to break my cold cold heart, just say i loved you. the way that you were” okay so now i am crying! hey! tahts cool! in other news put me on watch

this is one of my tops

you can tell cause i’m depressed now

maroon reference!!

okay so i will never recover congrats everyone!

how did it end?

standout lyric: “we learned the right steps to different dances”

i feel invasive listening to this. i didn’t want to hear about matty anymore but this is a lot.

this song is good but sweet lord. this is really sad. which i should’ve guessed but this is not what i was expecting

“D-Y-I-N-G” that was not how i thought that line was gonna end

so high school:

standout lyric: idk man they’re all cute

is this another one about travis?!? yay!!

awww she want to marry him! that’s so exciting!! and also maybe kill him but we do what we can

this is really cute

i’m glad she got this back! cause this is giving very fearless vibes which is perfect! i love that! i love that she’s having the sweet love again! and i’m so glad im not listening about matty! cause that man if the gift that won’t stop giving. no matter what i do. he just won’t.

i hate it here:

standout lyric: “No mid-sized city hopes and small-town fears” “when they found a better planet only the gentle survive”

second time bringing up being a precocious child! not something i thought we would get twice!

this song feels like it’s right off folklore

GIRL WHAT!?! “I'd say the 1830s but without all the racists and getting married off for the highest bid” this is why no one wanted to play with you as a little kid

oh yikes now i’m relating

“i get lost on purpose. this place made me feel worthless” crying in the club once again

she really had to fight not to call him a finance bro

thank you aimee

stand out lyric: “Everyone knows that my mother is a saintly woman but she used to say she wished that you were dead”

go to jail just for the capitalization

i feel like im missing something

is amiee real? is she a metaphor? is it someone from the rep era? i’m lost

if this is 15 year old beef that is amazing.

“there wouldn’t be this if there hadn’t been you” oh lol that’s so funny.

thank god taylor changed the name! cause otherwise they would kill her!

“and one day your kid comes home singing a song that only us two is gonna know so about you” oh that’s so good. you see i like taylor better when she’s being petty over decade old shit. it makes her more relatable

i look in peoples windows

stand out lyric: “i’m afflicted by the not knowing” “im addicted to the if only”

i love this.

is this the new shortest song in her discography? it’s gotta be. it’s like 2 minutes long

anyways. relatable. killin it

the prophecy:

stand out lyric: “Don't want money just someone who wants my company”

finally a song i can relate to! you know cause im psychic?

“I guess a lesser woman would've lost hope a greater woman wouldn't beg” yikes

oh no. i’m gonna cry. you see now im reminded of why i feel like im never enough. so cool 🤙

witchcraft again!! yay!!

what is gray-ge? gray/beige? was that already a word?

cassandra:

standout lyric: “what does kill you makes you aware. what happens if it becomes who you are”

bffr taylor does not patch cracks in her house

sorry i know tahts a metaphor, allow me to start by being less of a hater

oh i love a call back to the 2016 era. yikes

“BLOODS THICK BUT NOTHING LIKE A PAYROLL” HOLY FUCK WHAT?!?

“when its burn the bitch they’re shrieking, when the truth comes out they’re quiet” lol relatable

peter:

standout lyric: “we both did the best we could do underneath the name moon in different galaxies”

who is peter? very excting!

oh it’s peter pan! that’s cute!

is this about joe? i’m confused? i have no idea who this is about

i liek the piano! i like this more stripped back version

great bridge!

“cause love's never lost when perspective is earned” HEY BRO WHAT

the bolter: “she was leaving it felt like breathing”

standout lyric:

omg hey she wrote a song about me! jk it just started idk what this is

oh no

i cant do this right now

okay so no comment but yeah very relatable! cool! (except i’m not really a bolter now that i think about it. i just think i am. i’m actually not a quitter. im a stick with it person even when maybe i should bolt.)

robin:

stand out lyric: “you have no room in your head for regrets”

i like these a lot better than the first part of this album. i actually can’t tell if it’s a double release or not but i just like these more emotional songs more.

is she singing to her child self?!? is that what happening?!?

crying again.

the manuscript:

stand out lyric: looking backward might be the only way to move forward

my god this is a lot of songs! not complaining but i’m tired

okay i like the piano

“He said that if the sex was half as good as the conversation was soon they’d be pushing strollers” FUCKING HELLo?!? well now i’m in pain slay

this was not what i was expecting at all but let it be known i am crying and im not okay

this song really fucked me up guys

#this is really long #i’m warning you before you open it #honestly idk if you should read this #i’ll make content about it when i wake up #taylor swift #ts ttpd #the tortured poets department #ttpd #ttpd reactions #taylor swift ttpd #ttpd era #kat talks

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askfallenroyalty · 2 years

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Children these days don't have any internet safety... Do you know how much 8 year old kids I saw in costumes of Squid Games last Halloween? At least where I live, Among us is nothing compared to what they see daily in their phones (sorry, I know this is kinda unrelated lol)

// i fully agree and i don't mean to lessen your point but tbf, i believe the "meme" of squid game got so broad that i'm pretty sure the 8 year olds wouldn't have watched the actual show. there was that viral clip of an animation of the among us dude crossing over with fnf (which, shouldn't be for kids either and i'm pissed) and it was in a squid game. so i'm pretty sure (?) kids just have a cultural osmosis on that thru memes. anyone else can give some insight on this?

// anyway its so fucking bizarre. growing up for myself we didn't share our legal name, state, or age cause like, why tf would you??? the internet is forever and everywhere. you don't broadcast yourself like that.

// but now anyone can be a celebrity and everyone's online all the time. when i was a kid, you got online after school for like, 2-4 hours, you'd have to wait for the internet to load on your shitty computer at my mom's house. but now babies have it at their finger tips

// i'm not going to make this a big topic but I fear for kids growing up like they do, i know when i was in highschool tumblr 2014 really, really fucked me up to the point i was driven into a depressive spiral that took ages to recover from. and that's all BEFORE tik tok. jesus christ.

// btw kids, 1) this blog is for teenagers 13+ at the very least. if you're like, younger than that, please leave tumblr and find a children's social media that works for you. (i know club penguin isn't a thing anymore and these sites are harder to find but like, there's gotta be something that's not tumblr. this site isn't exactly child friendly.)

// like. i get it, everyone's online and to just remove the online world from you wouldn't be fair, you can't not socially fit in without it, i get that. but please limit your screentime and find hobbies (and IRL friends) when possible. doing something physical with your hands is a great way of grounding yourself offline and i cannot express how important that is for us as human beings

#ooc #tbd #not art #sorry for the disjointed rant this shit hits personal

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shinyas-ashes · 3 years

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*movie trailer voice*: From the two monkeys in my brain that brought you "Norikure as childhood friends to lovers" brings you the infinitly funnier spin-off series: "Norikure childhood lovers to exes that never got over eachother but neither will admit it so they just early stages of bubbleline bicker it out until one of them breaks"

#please ive been thinking abt this for like 5 hours now its so fucking funny #basically the main story line is that they meet when they're little and then grow up together and when theyre 15 and 16 they finally get #together but then cause of the whole mahiru thing kureto ghosted norito completely so to attract his attention he started talking to more #girls.#kureto didnt take that serious so norito got more mad abt it and neither talked to eachother until like after the apocalypse #so like neither are sure whats going on in the relationship but its still very obvious theyre still inlove with eachother #but because of the communication gap they dont do shit about it so theyre kind of on and off and when theyre together they bicker about the #relationship so like once again theyre so fargone in their bullshit they dont know whats happening anymore #also i like to imagine the guren squad just has no clue and have zero idea why theyre so bitchy at eachother #cause the squad has never really seen either of them like that before lmfao #but anyways litterally years go by and like tenri is like 'so norito.... back when u were kids... what tf was going on there???'#and because hiiragi no can be gay kuretos like 'we were good pals good pals i say' and tenri asks for proof as a warning to stop like #tenri didnt give enough of a shit to actually investigate it so he just asks for proof of friendship #and kureto doesnt have any regular friend letters so he and norito got to dear evan hansen like 50 letters #and eventually they start thinking 'jesus christ what happened to us' and then eventually one breaks idk which one but one breaks #and is like #ok.... lets fix this ig #anyways thats it thats the au ty v much for reading this far if u have.#norikure #im sorry class

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sunnyasswaffles · 3 years

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if the hashiras had a modern au groupchat pt.2

cw: mentions things that are nsfw

key:

a fucking god 🌊 - giyuu

Flame Himbo 🔥 - rengoku

ugly feral chihuahua 💨 - sanemi

dilf THE ROCK johnson 🪨 - gyomei

ai yai yai im your little butterfly 🦋- shinobu

a literal watermelon 🍉 - mitsuri

im a slithery lil snakey snake 😝🐍 - obanai

vape cloud ☁️ - tokito

a raging bisexual with big tits 💎 - uzui

- 9 dumb bitches -

11:34 pm

ugly feral chihuahua 💨: GUYS

ugly feral chihuahua 💨 : @everyone

im a slithery lil snakey snake 😝🐍: mf this better be good

ai yai yai im your little butterfly 🦋: fr

Flame Himbo 🔥: Is Something Wrong, Shinazugawa?

ugly feral chihuahua 💨: UZUI IS OUTSIDE MY FUCKING WINDOW

a fucking god 🌊: sounds like a you problem

vape cloud ☁️: idk what you did to piss him off shinazugawa but good luck in the afterlife. im going back to bed.

*vape cloud ☁️ is now offline*

ugly feral chihuahua 💨: FUCK OFF TOMIOKA

Flame Himbo 🔥: Uzui Why Are You Outside Shinazugawa’s Window?? You’re Clearly Scaring Him >:(

ugly feral chihuahua 💨: SHUT UP IM NOT SCARED

ai yai yai im your little butterfly 🦋: yeah, and i’m straight

ugly feral chihuahua 💨:

ugly feral chihuahua 💨: LOOK AT THIS CREEPY MF

ugly feral chihuahua 💨: WHAT DO YOU WANT @a raging bisexual with big tits 💎

a raging bisexual with big tits 💎: you owe me money shinazugawa

ugly feral chihuahua 💨: SINCE WHEN?!

a raging bisexual with big tits 💎: YOU SAID YOU WOULD PAY ME 2 DAYS AGO IF I STUCK MY DICK IN RENGOKUS LUNCH BOX

Flame Himbo 🔥: HUH?? 😀

ai yai yai im your little butterfly 🦋: what the actual fuck?? 😀

dilf THE ROCK johnson 🪨: Lord have mercy..

ugly feral chihuahua 💨: IT WAS LITERALLY $2.50?????? AND HOW TF WOULD I KNOW YOU DID IT?!

a fucking god 🌊: i saw it with my own eyes

a fucking god 🌊: the man literally had his pants down and everything

a fucking god 🌊: also uzui please shave that dense forest you have growing on your ass, shits mad hairy bro.

ugly feral chihuahua 💨: tmi dude..

ai yai yai im your little butterfly 🦋: why were you there in the first place tomioka 🤨

a fucking god 🌊: he walked up to me as we were on our way to lunch and was like “hey dude, watch this.” and the next thing i knew, he whipped out rengokus lunchbox turned around and dropped his pants in the middle of the empty fucking hallway.

a fucking god 🌊: i never wanted to cry more than i did at that moment.

im a slithery lil snakey snake 😝🐍: I never thought I would say this but, I almost feel bad for you Tomioka.

a raging bisexual with big tits 💎: pay up shinazugawa or im breaking in 🪓

ugly feral chihuahua 💨: YOURE SERIOUSLY GOING TO BREAK INTO MY DORM ALL FOR $2.50

a raging bisexual with big tits 💎: did i stutter? 🤨

a raging bisexual with big tits 💎: i need my daily vending machine breakfast

ugly feral chihuahua 💨: jesus fucking christ fine, i’ll give you the money just leave me alone you crazy fuck.

Flame Himbo 🔥: Uzui I Don’t Think I Can Forgive You For This.. 😀

a raging bisexual with big tits 💎: you act like its the first time you had dick in your mouth 🤨

Flame Himbo 🔥: Uzui! That Is Highly Inappropriate!

ugly feral chihuahua 💨: Oi, don’t be a dick Uzui.

a raging bisexual with big tits 💎: you act like i don’t know, Rengoku

Flame Himbo 🔥: Know What?

ai yai yai im your little butterfly 🦋: i smell tea ☕️

a fucking god 🌊: 😗

ugly feral chihuahua 💨: i dont like where this is going..

im your slithery lil snakey snake 😝🐍: me either..

a raging bisexual with big tits 💎: i wont say in here bc mama didn’t raise no snitch, and i also stuck my dick in your lunch, but just know i have something to blackmail you with ☺️

Flame Himbo 🔥: I’m-

a raging bisexual with big tits 💎: im kidding, i wont blackmail you.

ugly feral chihuahua 💨: you literally just-

dilf THE ROCK johnson 🪨: There is a child in this groupchat..

a raging bisexual with big tits 💎: he’s asleep this conversation never happened.

a fucking god 🌊: i genuinely wish it didn’t.

im a slithery lil snakey snake 😝🐍: my eyes hurt.

*a raging bisexual with big tits 💎 deleted 18 messages*

a raging bisexual with big tits 💎: wish what didnt? idk what your talking about tomioka.

a fucking god 🌊: yeah..

ai yai yai im your little butterfly 🦋: you guys have no idea how badly i want to strangle each and every one of you sometimes.

*ai yai yai im your little butterfly 🦋 deleted a message*

a raging bisexual with big tits 💎: i saw that shit

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heyitsyn · 4 years

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Manager!Seijoh Part 2

a/n: lmao this is kinda weird for me but i think this was an interesting request so lets try it!

for more seijoh content, check this masterlist out!

lowkey kyotani kentaro typa beat but you gotta squint (??)

also warning! angst!

anon request: Hii! I just read the seijoh manager headcannon you wrote, it made me cry so much, i love those seijoh boys so much, and you are such an amazing writer! I dont know if requests are open or not but i was wondering what would happen if the boys ever find out what happened to reader cha? If requests aren’t open or if you just don’t want to write about it, I completely understand! Thank you for your wonderful writing again! Stay safe!

the stageplay was *chefs kiss* like MY MANS IWA WAS SERVING LOOKSSSS

soooooo

this might get really angsty idk so just a warning in advance

anyways

i mentioned in the earlier part that no one really knew what happened to you

so this one is when they DO find out what happened and what theyre gonna do about it

so first off, kyoken was basically the only one who saw you that day and saw how badly you looked

the thing is, at that current moment, he didnt really know the reason why and what happened

he had theories that you got jumped or you just got into an accident

but he was prettttttyyyy sure you got beat up

so you went home and rushed to yanno, take a shower and get your wound treated and cleaned so that it would heal bc you really cannot afford to let the boys see that

they would think of the worst at the smallest sight of blood on you and you really didnt want to deal w that chaos at the moment

you cant let them get suspended from school since they were going to interhigh soon and you cant let oikawa and the boys ruin their reputations just for you

a first year girl theyve just met

it was kinda hard to rinse all of the milk from your hair but you were able to at least get the smell out and clean up your mess

then you looked in the mirror and saw faint handprints around your throat from that girl miyo and you cringed as you touched it

‘jesus christ, seriously what does she eat? bricks?’

after your clothes were in the wash, you went to bed to get homework done and also looking up how to use the concealer to hide your bruises

you didnt really own any makeup but your mom has some so you could just use that

during dinner, you wore a turtleneck to prevent any suspicion from happening but you couldnt really hide the big gash on your face

‘y/n, what happened!’

‘i was dumb and accidentally fell up the stairs’

your parents shared a chuckle bc theyve actually seen you do this before so it was easy to believe the lie

‘darling, do we need to get you glasses? it seems your sight has worsened’

‘haha’

you went along with the joke but you weren’t eating and just pushed your food around

‘y/n? is the food not good?’

your mother asked but you shook your head with a convincing smile

‘its good! i just had some meat buns with the team earlier and i ate a lot so im still full’

you cursed at yourself for making it sound so rehearsed but you were relieved when your mother nodded

the next morning, you were satisfied with the reduced puffing of your face and you snuck into your parents bathroom where her makeup bag would be

as you held up the concealer, you started getting anxious because this was not the same shade as your skin and it would definitely raise suspicion if you had a different color on your neck than the rest of your body

you already planned to blame your wound as acne that you accidentally scratched but what were you going to do with the handprints?

the website you read said that it would take at least a day for them to fade

so you decided youd just wear a scarf and pretend you were cold

kunimi was confused as to why you had a scarf bundled around your neck and his eyes even widened at the sight of the bandaid on your face

‘y/n! what-!’

he shot up from his seat and your eyes widened before hissing at him to sit down

‘what happened to you?!’

he worriedly asked but you waved him off with a small smile

‘acne. this was the only available bandaid in my house so i had to work with this’

kunimi might be a lazy little shit but he was observant

and he noticed the way you said that sentence

it was like a robot

like a robot programmed to say what was written on its script

but before he could press on further, you already pointed out that the teacher was coming in and to hush so you could listen

the entire time, kunimi was awake alright, but he was too busy looking at you and a bright red thing that poked from the edge of your bandaid

kindaichi went to your classroom for lunch and you had to repeat your excuse for him but he pointed at another thing

‘why are you wearing a scarf? its like burning in here’

you didnt look at him as you just opened your bento

‘being in your period causes your temperature to fluctuate and cause unexplainable chill at even the hottest places’

okay what

they both shared a look and just shrugged, blaming it on your time of the month for the way you spoke with no emotion in your tone

this had to be the longest school day of your life

the whole time the scarf remained on and kunimi cant help but notice your flinches at the smallest of sounds

finally practice arrived and you really thought you could pull this off until oikawa barreled straight towards you and hugged you tightly

‘y/n-chan! you okay?! oikawa-senpai was so worried for you!’

you cringed but nodded

‘im okay, oikawa-san’

‘senpai, y/n-chan! call me senpai!’

‘im not going to feed into your kink, oikawa-san’

*cue everyone busting a lung*

‘y/n, what’s the-’

‘acne. only bandaid available in my house’

eventually, everything was fine

you were still cracking jokes w the others and you were still laughing w them so kunimi and kindaichi were at ease

but that shattered when oikawa was being oikawa and was being all touchy and bothering you about the scarf around your neck that he ended up pulling it off and he saw the marks

he was silent, just staring at them

ofc you were freaking out and you started breathing heavily

oh god he found out and he was going to hurt them

‘o-oikawa-senpai, listen, it’s not what it-’

‘y/n’

his voice made your eyes shut in fear and the others crowded around you and they all had scandalized looks on their faces

‘is this why you werent in practice yesterday?’

his voice was sharp, a complete opposite to his normally cheerful tone

you shivered and sighed

‘senpai, please dont-’

‘who is it?’

the other third years shared a look bc they were truly shook at oiks voice

‘w-why should i tell you?! its none-’

‘i am your captain and i deserve to know who is pulling you away from your managerial duties so he could just give you these damn hickeys!’

the gym turned silent

you stopped then furrowed your eyebrows

‘hickey? what-’

‘dont act like you dont know, y/n. so just be honest and tell me who’s your boyfriend’

lmao i shouldnt laugh bc this was supposed to be sad but im cackling at how dumb oikawa really is sometimes

‘i-i,,,,’

you stuttered but you knew this was the perfect opportunity

you could just blame it on this ridiculous misunderstanding

its a difficult hole to get out of but it would be easier than the other

so you pretended to be flustered and turned around to hide your face

‘it was a one-time thing, oikawa-san. i promise it wont happen again’

HELLO WHAT

the team was leaking the feeling of RAGE

how dare someone take their manager!

she was theirs!

and it doesnt help that every player might have a little thing for you

is this really turning into a harem

oikawa kept demanding answers but iwa hit him enough to quit and they finally went back to practicing but they were still distracted

every time they looked at you, they would grow flustered and red and end up missing a block or a serve

they just cant see their baby manager like that

you noticed it quickly and irritably got on them

‘stop staring at my neck and get back to practice!’

they flinched and saluted at you

lmao this little first year girl is able to control nearly a dozen <5′10 men who are all older than her

but you were glad that they finally stopped asking about it

this was going to go by smoothly and you were going to be okay

however,,,

several days later,,,

this is an angst fanfiction so i will bring thy angst

you were taking out your class garbage since it was your group’s turn in cleaning the classroom when you were grabbed by the arm on your way back

it was still outside and after school so it wouldve been an unlikely situation that someone would help you

it was that biatch miyo again and her 2 minions behind her

then you recognized one girl from the track team who was actually a year older than you but you saw her dropping off some files in the office

if you tried to run, she could easily grab you w her fast legs

great

you were stuck

you let out a tired sigh and crossed your arms on your chest

‘what is it you want from me, again?’

she smirked

‘you really dont know how to listen, do you? i told you to stay away from oikawa but youre still flaunting around with him!’

is she serious?

this girl was borderline stalker/yandere type of girl

you gave her an incredulous look and frowned

‘girl, do you hear yourself? you damn crazy and im leaving’

but she grabbed you back and shoved you against the wall

but this time, you kicked her on the chest to make her fall on her flat booty

surprise was written on their faces and you stretched your arms in front of you to symbolize distance

‘one more step and ill beat tf out of you. i just got my nails off so id watch it if i were you’

miyo huffed and stood up, brushing herself, glaring at one of the girls who tried to help her

then she remembered what you told her

‘hmm? if you hit me, you could be kicked off of the team since you hurt another student. so, go ahead, little kouhai’

she was right

even if it was self-defense, the school’s disciplinary section sucked and just suspended or kicked off people left and right even though they didnt do anything wrong

you were stumped

you were here on a scholarship, not on tuition

your mom would KILL you if she found out you got into a fight and got a record

but you didnt show that and kept your tough facade

‘dont challenge me. i could be a crazy bitch and i dont think youd like your little face being all messed up. so watch your mouth and leave me alone’

you turned to leave but she grabbed your hair and tugged it back

lmao flashbacks to the other part

she twisted your hair into a ponytail and had a firm grip while a girl kicked you behind your knees so you would fall to the ground

oh no you were done w this

you elbowed miyo on the stomach the hardest you could and she groaned which loosened her hold and you kicked her again to the ground

some other girl hit your side and you winced before slapping her straight across the face bc you didnt want to punch her and hurt your knuckles

but they were really testing you

the last girl still had your hair but you twisted around to face her and just did the last you could think of that would hurt

hit her right between her legs

you finally escaped their hold and miyo lunged after you

‘oh my god leave me alone!’

you yelled before holding up your arms to protect your face but she scratched your arms

obviously you were losing this bc it was just you but you were going to fight as much as you can

‘bad kouhais need to be punished! your senpais need to teach you a lesson!’

miyo screeched and you grabbed her arm before punching her straight at the boob

sorry rebecca

however, one girl was smart and did the same thing you did to her knees and made you fall to a kneeling position and eventually made you curl into a fetal position

gurl we actually fighting so hard considering we’ve never been in a fight

they continuously kicked you before miyo pulled up your head so you could sit up and kneel in front of her

ofc you tried to grab at her and punch at her

but these other girls were able to catch you and trap your arms in their hold and had their feet on your legs so you couldnt kick

great, another bathroom scene

your arms were bleeding from miyo’s scratches and your sides were hurting after their kicks

you lost and you were already bleeding in places you didnt think you would

this would be the last attempt and if he doesnt come, you’re done for

‘IIIIIIWWWWWAAAAAAAA-SAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!’

your scream echoed throughout the entire are

possibly could be heard in new york

and your voice became hoarse

ofc the girls were surprised and caught off guard but when there was silence and clear that no one was coming, they started laughing

‘oh, so cute! iwa-san? is that supposed to be iwaizumi-san? heh, you whoring around w him too? thats so cute-’

‘LET. GO. OF. HER. NOW.’

I GOT CHILLS

the girls holding you shrieked and dropped their hold on you before scrambling back causing you to drop to the ground

miyo’s eyes were wide and there was horror all over her face at the voice of that infamous boy

kyotani kentarou

‘WHAT THE FK ARE YOU DOING?!’

he yelled and miyo turned around to be met with his piercing eyes before screaming and running away with her minions in tow

‘YEA RUN AWAY! FKING COWARDS!’

ltr the cursing is so awkward for me to do but this is his character and im just so awkward so sorry!!

you coughed and winced at the pain on your side which caught his attention

again, he noticed you as the manager of their team and you’ve been hanging out w him, well, just him staring at you, at the alley while you feed the animals

you were actually nice and caring and definitely didnt deserve this

‘oi, y-you okay?’

you didnt look up, just closing your eyes in pain and biting your lips to not let out the crying

his eyes softened at you and he noticed you were trying to act tough and brave even though you just got beat up

normally, he wouldnt even help anyone but it seems you just did something to him

he sighed before gently picking you up, you not even bothering to stop him, and he held you tightlyin his arms as he carried you to the nurses office

he had a feeling you didnt want to be seen like this and hes been in the nurse enough to know she actually leaves the moment school ends

you let out a shaky breath as he set you down on the cot and you opened your eyes to reach your hold for him when he went away

‘n-no, don’t leave-’

but he grunted softly before holding your wrist

‘im just getting your damn medicine. chill out’

lowkey getting bakugou vibes

you nodded and went to close your eyes again

kyo returned w some pain relief medicine from his bag that he carries

babie actually gets into fights often and he needs it sometimes

and he had alcohol medicine kind istg and bandaids for your arms

it was silent as you drank the pills and he sat down next to you so he could treat the wounds

but he let his curiosity take over him

‘why the fk did you let them do this to you’

he grunted and you scoffed with a smile

‘let? more like overpower me and grip me as they just hit me’

‘cant you fight them back?’

you glared at him

‘bruh i literally kneed some girl in their cooch but they just some superhuman typa girls that cant be hurt’

he sighed

‘maybe you just werent strong enough’

okay listen here you lil shit

you didnt want to listen to him scold you anymore so you just went back to closing your eyes

but kyo is actually lowkey nosy so he kept asking questions

‘the first time we met. was it her too?’

you flinched in surprise

‘you remembered that?’

‘ofc i did. you looked like shit. not as bad as this but still like shit’

‘gee thanks, stranger-kun’

‘kyotani,,, kentarou’

you smiled

‘nice to meet you, kyotani kentarou. im l/n y/n’

‘i know’

he mumbled but you didnt catch it

‘thanks for hearing me and coming to help’

he hummed

he wasnt going to tell you that he actually heard the scream for his idol and thought hed be there so he ran to go see him but instead saw you

kyo just respects and looks up to iwa-chan so much it warms my heart uwu-

once you were all patched up, you were finally able to stand but you still staggered

he grabbed your arm softly and sat you back down

‘what the hell are you going to tell the team?’

you paused then sighed

‘i dont know. ill figure something out’

but he knew how observant the players would be and they would catch on

after all, he was there watching at the top bleachers as oikawa yelled at you for the ‘hickey’

‘if they didnt hit your face, you could get away with it. but you have wounds all over you and theyd find out. im guessing youre doing this bc you dont want to trouble them or burden them? bc they would do something about it?’

you just stared at this guy

‘how-’

‘just a guess’

he also wasnt going to tell you that he was actually part of the team but the constant fighting got him in suspension

and the fact that his parents were donors for the school, he only got a tap on the wrist

‘so what do i do, then?’

‘tell them-’

‘no i cant do that! another plan, kyo-kun!’

‘oi, im a second year, idiot. treat me with respect’

the irony bc he totally treats oikawa like trash

‘i just,,,, oikawa-san is seen as this prince/gentleman type and i know how protective he is towards me so the slightest problem could cause him to be ballistic. miyo is popular enough to circulate rumors about him and hes already in his third year and she is too so i just have to endure one year until theyre gone’

kyo was disgusted

all this for that stupid idiot captain?

‘youre dumber than i thought’

you weakly hit him at the arm

‘so mean, kyo-san’

‘i dont think its right youre suffering for someone who isnt even worth it’

you glared and linked your fingers together

‘im the manager. i knew this would happen the moment i signed up but i didnt care. as manager, i have to keep up the team’s image and their popularity for support so i cant let all that be ruined just bc a little first year girl couldnt fight for herself’

‘just tell them, kid. less problems’

then he stood up to leave

‘kid?! im only a year younger than you! what you mean!’

but you were panicking

someone knew about you being hurt and they could easily tell the team

and it only increased when he entered the gym and later introduced himself as a player

you were so surprised that you stopped breathing

‘kyo-san,,,’

you muttered and he glared at you

well, more like look at you but i have a theory that kyo actually has problems w his sight so it looks like he’s glaring at you constantly but hes just actually trying to see clearly

‘yo’

oikawa was surprised at this interaction

‘eh? you know kyoken-chan?’

you nodded, still looking at the blonde

‘i-uh’

‘its none of your business’

kyotani grunted and you sighed in relief

maybe your secret would be safe

you were still uneasy about him accidentally revealing it, especially since he practically worships iwaizumi-san, but he kept his mouth shut

your caring personality at first was overbearing on him but he appreciated your efforts like volunteering on helping him with his eyeliner or asking him if he needed help with his medical tape

ngl, he also thought you were there just bc it was a team full of guys and you thought you could have that weird girl fantasy of having a harem

but you cared for them like practically a mother and continuously made it clear to oikawa that you were NOT interested in going on a date with him

you werent annoying, you were nice, and you weren’t pushy so he actually showed you respect and took a liking to you

this created a soft of protectiveness around you

sometimes, he would see you around school and he would practically glare at the girls he knew hated you

and when he wasnt there to protect you, you would call him to the nurses office where he would mumble apologies of not being there while patching you up before he would go over and threaten them to touch you again and he would bite their fingers off

aww hes so cute

ofc he still kept your secret bc it wasnt his business to tell

until that one day

it was normal practice with you helping the boys toss the balls so they could spike it

iwaizumi spiked it really hard making you flinch and he apologized profusely after you almost fell off the chair you were standing on in surprise

‘im just angry that that damn shittykawa is the captain and is late to his own damn practice’

oikawa? late?

that was unheard of

you were about to get off the chair and look for him when the devil himself entered the gym with the devil’s mistress on his arm

miyo was holding on to his arm as he laughed at something she said and ruffled her hair

you dropped the ball and kyotani quickly moved to you so he could stand in front of you protectively

‘oi! shittykawa! youre late!’

oikawa just smiled and pointed at the girl

‘miyo-chan made us cookies, iwa-chan!’

at the mention of food, the boys ran forward but you and kyotani remained at the side at the infamous name

you got off the chair and hurriedly placed an arm in front of him

‘don’t, kyo-san’

‘the bitch-’

‘i know. but please, dont’

you begged and he huffed before aggresively wrapping an arm around your shoulder

aggressively cares for you

‘if she does something or even talks shit, i will-’

‘kyoken-chan! y/n-chan! come here!’

oikawa called but kyotani snarled at him

you smile wobbled when miyo’s eyes narrowed at you and she smirked

‘oh? your manager is so cute, oikawa-kun!’

the rest of the team was just blinking at this weird tension

kyo had his arm tightly around you and hatingly glaring at this girl, who was icily smirking at you, and you tightly holding kyo’s shirt with a worried glint in your eyes

‘you were late to your own damn practice, oikawa. stop wasting time eating this shit and go back to playing’

tbh it still shocks you at how rudely kyo talks to oikawa but you were too pre-occupied on making sure this kid wasnt going to lunge at this girl

‘a-ah, right. oikawa-san, we have to return to practice. if you excuse us, miyo-san-’

you were about to gently grab oikawa’s arm to bring him back when she grabbed your wrist and secretly gripped it

‘oh, dont be so uptight, y/n-chan! i worked so hard-’

but kyo immediately snatched her hand away from you and squeezed it as tight as he could, making her wince

oikawa noticed the pain in miyo’s face and he was angry that kyotani was hurting a girl

‘oi! kyotani!’

he shouted and pushed him away, making the team, even iwa, worriedly look at kyo and brace themselves for the beating

iwa jumped into action and held the second year back while you jumped in front of oikawa

‘kyo-san, calm-’

‘you! be quiet’

he shouted, finger pointing at you

‘and you!’

before pointing to oikawa

‘you are a shitty captain’

‘kyotani!’

iwa was just straight out confused and hes really questioning life decisions right now

mom is stressed and confused, i repeat, MOM IS STRESSED AND CONFUSED

oikawa’s eyes narrowed but he just calmly talked

‘we’ll talk about this later’

‘miyo-san, we really need to practice so if you could see yourself out’

iwa gently smiled to the girl, who was about to protest, but makki and mattsun has already pointed to the door

she huffed then turned to leave and once she was gone, iwa let go of kyotani

‘kyotani, what the hell was that’

oikawa lowly asked and you were about to put your arms out to separate them but yahaba and watari grabbed you so you wouldnt be caught in the middle

then kyo turned to you, fire in his eyes

‘either you tell him or i will’

can we just talk about how protective kyo is?

you trembled and you roughly left yahaba and watari’s grip so you could gently place your hands on his chest

‘please, kyo. just leave it, okay? remember, it’s my busi-’

‘if i see that bitch enter this gym again, i dont give a flying fuck if shes a girl. ill beat the living daylights out of her’

‘kyotani kentarou, what-!’

oikawa shouted but your glare shut him up

‘y/n-chan, what is going on’

‘n-nothing. kyo-san is just, yknow, being him. you know? okay. now lets get back to practice, everyone!’

coach irihata and the other guy sharing that look

to say the least, miyo was pissed

and when she was pissed at you, she always did what she normally does

she corners you wherever its deserted and beat you with the help of her minions who holds you down while she slaps, hits, or kicks you

girlie you needs to tell the boys youre literally getting hit and abused and im just-!!!!!!!!!

and thats exactly what she did

only this time, she wore hard-tipped shoes

‘see, y/n-chan? i saved up and got these shoes just for you!’

the minions were just sharing looks of fear and genuine sympathy for you

they were only there bc she blackmailed them with pictures doing questionable things and if they dont help, they would be released

as usual, you didnt cry, biting your lip as you winced from the pain of her kick at your side

‘youre so pathetic. how could you do this to a person? and all this for your oikawa-san? for a boy?’

you wheezed at her causing her eyes to flare

‘HAH?! SAY THAT AGAIN!’

‘i said-’

but you were cut off when she slapped the soul out of you

her ring cut you at the lip and you cringed at the taste of blood from your lip

‘what else? we gotta hurry this up, miyo, because practice started like 5 minutes ago and im going to get yel-’

‘SHUT UP!’

kyotani entered the gym after his talk with his teacher and immediately looked around for you

his honey brown eyes scanned the area and they widened as your figure wasn’t in sight

‘oi, yahaba, wheres the manager’

the boy shrugged from the side

‘i dont know. shes late though’

oh god

‘kindaichi! kunimi! youre in the same grade right? did you see where she went after class?’

kunimi paused to remember before answering

‘she stayed after to talk to obe-sensei for the homework, that’s all i know’

that meant she stayed behind and was probably somewhere

‘SHIT!’

he shouted before bolting out the door

ofc the boys were all worried of his outburst and started yelling after him

‘kyotani!’

‘kyoken-chan?!’

they followed him, who was running as fast as he can

the girls would probably do it outside to avoid having to clean up their mess and he almost wrenched the door open in a hurry to take a lap around the school building

it was certainly a sight to see: a boy with dyed blonde hair and two brown lines followed after an entire volleyball team who were screaming after him

‘YOU-!’

he heard that bitch voice and bolted towards the back, where the dumpster was, and found you at the same position like the first time he saw you

blood was dripping on the floor from your busted lip and a cut on your cheek while your eyes were wide at the sight of kyotani’s panting form

‘kyo-!’

‘kyotani!’

your eyes watered at the sight of the entire volleyball team behind him, also eviqualiently surprised yet fuming angry

the girls who held you dropped your arms and ran for the hills so they wouldnt get caught

kyo pushed miyo aside as he grabbed you from the floor and held you

oikawa gave miyo a look that cannot even be described in words

all it was: incredibly, super, ridiculously, heatedly, furiously, angry

now multiply that by the entire team

‘hm, my father, who is the chieftain of the police, mentioned about there being jail time for even minors who commit serious acts like assault or bullying’

mattsun seethed

‘really? i think he’d like the video as evidence against kenta miyo for assault and battery, including bullying, so how many years would that add up to? nearly a decade?’

the girl miyo squeaked as oikawa and iwaizumi roughly grabbed each wrist

‘how long’

miyo trembled at the increased pressure on her wrist

‘IM ASKING YOU A FUCKING QUESTION! HOW LONG!’

iwaizumi has never shouted at a girl before and hopefully, it would be the last

‘s-s-since l-last month’

you burrowed your head in kyotani’s shirt

‘please dont’

‘shut the fk up, y/n-chan, we’re not talking to you right now’

oikawa coldly reprimanded

‘everyone, take y/n away. iwaizumi and i can take care of this. but mattsun, makki, track down those 3 girls and find others who have even touched our manager’

‘got it, boss’

if it was in a different situation, you wouldve applauded oikawa at his ability to be a leader but you were currently in pain from the bruises and the cuts all over you

your fellow first-years were angrily punching things in the nurse’s office

rip nurse in the morning when she finds holes all over her walls

the irony is, the most agressive one, kyotani kentarou, was the calmest as he quietly cleaned your wounds and placed ointment on the bruises

‘i told you so’

he mumbled and you scoffed

‘howd you find me anyways?��

‘dumb bitch yaps really loud’

he answered

no one was yelling at you and no one was saying a word

eventually, oikawa and iwaizumi entered followed by the rest of the third years

‘why. why didnt you tell us, y/n?’

oikawa asked as he sat down on the chair beside the bed

you looked down and fiddled with your fingers

‘if i did, you wouldve hurt her. and she wouldve spread rumors about you and ruin the image and reputation of the grand king and the volleyball team. i didnt want to do that to you and thought i could just endure it one year since youre graduating anyways’

iwaizumi sucked in a harsh breath

‘you wouldn’t have known what we were going to do. you are no oracle and you dont know how we are going to handle this situation. so you were really stupid for keeping these things to yourself, y/n. you may be our manager and our caretaker but let us take care of you too’

you nodded but your tears fell

‘sorry. im really sorry. i didnt meant to trouble you’

‘stop apologizing, y/n’

‘sorry’

‘y/n!’

you bowed your head low and bit your lip in guilt

‘i shouldve told you but i didnt and now everyone is troubled-’

‘we’re a team, y/n. youre not a lone wolf anymore. you have a pack standing right beside you’

watari mumbled and he sat down to give you his favorite hug: the one arm hug

‘im super angry right now and it might seem like im snappy but i really want you to know, y/n, that i really love you and i am just hurt that you didnt trust us enough to tell us you were suffering when i trust you with my entire being. so next time youre hurting or in pain, dont you dare keep it to yourself. tell us, okay? tell your senpais and friends about it so we can share that burden’

oikawa babie you are so mature like what-

what started out as a hug from watari turned into a team hug around the tiny bed, even kyo joined, and you were so happy you found a good team that appreciated you and everything youve done and accepted you as one of their own

‘oikawa-san, what did you do to miyo?’

‘again, im mad y/n-chan, so please dont talk about her right now’

‘iwa-san?’

‘dont use those puppy eyes on me! dont you dare-- okay, we’re pressing charges’

silence

‘WHAT?!’

‘and iwa-chan slapped her!’

‘WHAT?!’

‘shut up shittykawa you did too!’

‘WHAT?!’

a/n: this hurted a bit and im sorry if this was lowkey awkward and all over the place but i didnt exactly know how to portray this situation since ive never experienced this, just bullying in general, before but for those who have, please tell someone so that you dont have to carry that burden by yourself. it doesnt have to be a your parents, but talk to a trusted adult so that this type of stuff doesnt happen to you bc you truly dont deserve that type of treatment and deserve to be happy and feel safe in an environment like school or anywhere in general

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@the-outsiders-blogg this is for you! if anyone’s wondering where the inspiration for this random ass imagine came from, there it is ➡ here. anyways i hope enjoy this! - admin kat 🌙❣

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Darry Interrogating Sodapop and Ponyboy Over Milk Being Put in the Cupboard Headcanons:

° So this all starts one sunny morning when Darry’s punk ass is looking for the milk in the fridge before work bc he finally wants some fucking cereal man. But he can’t find the milk. So he goes looking in the cupboard for a plate to put his toast on, bc Darry’s bland and likes that shit dry asff!

° Which leads him to find the milk in the cupboard and ma boii goes off!

° “Soda! Pony! Which one you idiots put the milk in the cupboard?” Darry hollers from the open cupboard in the kitchen. He’s dumbfounded, his kid brothers are fools!

° “What do you mean, Dar?” Soda inquires, damp wheat colored hair being combed into its usual hairstyle whilst he waltzes into the kitchen with a cocked brow.

° “Did you hear me stutter?” Darry deadpans, icy eyes glowering into Sodapop’s.

° “No, seriously! What are you talkin’ about, Dar?” Ponyboy asks before biting into the reddest apple you’ve ever seen. The kid looks honestly so baffled.

° “This isn’t funny! One of you guys did it, so fess up! The milks off now because of the heatwave. I swear if you admit it I won’t be mad.” Darry turns to face the boys, large hands articulating his speech.

° “You’re already mad, dammit!” Soda states, a smile creeping on his face because he honestly cannot believe that Darry’s bitching about milk right now.

° “Yeah, it wasn’t us.” Ponyboy mumbles with a mouthful of apple. Though to be fair, he’s kinda shitting it whilst looking at Sodapop because maybe… just maybe one of them did put the milk in the cupboard instead of the fridge? He has a distinct faint image in his head of the milk jug going into the cupboard, but was it him or Soda?

° Soda’s like ‘lol same’ mentally and just shares a look of uncertainty with Pony for a moment before turning to look at their eldest brother who looks totally done with their shit.

° “Listen, I can’t be wasting my damn money on milk when you two dumb fucks keep pullin’ stupid shit like this!” Oh, Darry’s mad!

° “Darry, honestly, we didn’t do shit! Why would we-” Soda’s kinda getting miffed at this point because like wtf? Man, maybe he did do it, but is he gonna admit this shit? Hell no! He’s questioning himself mentally, ‘Am I really that dumb? I mean, I know I dropped out and all…’

° “Don’t you get mouthy with me, you damn shit!” Darry’s red in the face, pointing a finger at Soda.

° “Listen, I’ll buy you some damn milk, Super Dope!” Steve interjects exasperated by how stupid this argument is.

° “What’d you just fucking call me?!” Darry slams his fist on the counter, getting ready to square tf up to Steve. Lmaoo Steve can’t help but laugh under his breath.

° “Darry, he’s right! It’s not a big deal, we can get some more milk.” Pony mumbles quietly, his eyes evading his eldest brother’s in fear he was gonna go off on a tangent again. Although Pony hated Steve, he really didn’t want to see the guy get his two front teeth knocked out over some damn milk.

° “Pony, I don’t wanna hear it! It was either you or Soda, and it’s about the principal of putting the damn milk away like a normal person! Use your damn head for once!” Darry snaps, this is clearly more than just some damn milk. I mean, Pony didn’t even think that cereal was even that good. Pony thought Darry should just stick to his tar-like coffee and get on going to his work by now.

° “Hey! How’re you so certain that is was me and Pony that did it, huh? Pony uses his damn head real swell, Dar and you know it!” Soda’s now pointing fingers at Darry now, it’s like an episode of Modern Family lmaoo.

° “I don’t have time for this and stop getting mouthy, kid!” Darry’s so exasperated that he walks out bc lol his ass is gonna be late for work now.

° The screen door just slams shut and Two-bit is sat on his backside with a beer by his side and a whole damn chocolate cake in his lap and the rest of the gang is like, “What?!”.

° “Man, I thought I put that in the fridge!” Two-bit grins widely.

° "And you didn't say anything?!" Pony and Soda cry in unison, staring at their beloved prankster of a friend with a look that could most certainly kill.

° “Two, how drunk are you right now on a scale of one to ten?” Steve quips with a scowl on his face. He almost got his teeth knocked out because of this idiot!

° “Pretty fucking drunk to pull a dumb fucking move like that, Steve. Why’re you even askin’ him that for?” Dallas pipes up from Darry’s armchair, his calloused fingers scraping against the stubble beginning to grow on his chin.

° Johnny's like 👀 bc the drama of it all!

° "I'm a fish,” Two-bit mutters under his breath, his attention now being stolen by none other than Mickey.

° "Jesus christ! Go get some milk you idiot!" Soda snaps bitterly as he walks out with Steve, Pony and Johnny in toe because they’re all gonna be late for work and school now.

° Lmaoo now it’s all quiet, except for the blaring audio coming from the television.

° Dallas and Two-bit are left alone.

° "You being serious that you did that shit man?" Dally asks after ten solid minutes of silence.

° "I swear it was the fridge, Dal. I swear!" Two-bit looks at his buddy, a wise cracking grin plastered on his face.

° "Man, you're a lost cause." Dally chuckles before getting up to his feet to fetch himself a beer from the fridge. It’s not even 9am!

° Anyways, when Darry comes home that night there’s now five jugs of milk on the dining table bc everyone, - except for Two-bit bc he forgot -, bought some damn milk. I mean, even Dally stole some from the corner store.

° "Now there's too much milk! I ain't paying you all back. You better buckle up Popeye style because I'm not drinking it on my own." Darry snaps irritably as he looks at all the milk on the kitchen table, the entire gang is gathered around said table looking like a bunch of dumb butts.

° "Popeye loves spinach Darry not milk." Pony corrects Darry, bitch is mumbling under his breath but Darry whips his head up bc he fucking heard him!

° "I swear to god if you smart mouth me again I’ll-"

° "Darry! Stop okay? You bitched about having no milk, now you've got more. Eat your damn cereal you big BABY! And leave my kid brother alone!" The sass coming from Soda kinda makes everyone get a bit silent bc lmaoo not this shit again!

° "Man, can you guys quit arguin’? Two’s the one who fucking did that shit this morning! He admitted to all of us, I'm not a fucking snitch or nothin’ but fuck this is annoying." Dally would gripe as he takes a carton of milk, bursts it open and starts chugging it. Lmaoo it was the one he stole. He can’t listen to this shit any more, he’s gonna go insane. ‘What a bunch of pussies.’ He grumbles in his head.

° "Two, you fucking put my milk in the cabinet?!" Darry roars, his head whipping towards the living room where Two-bit’s sitting on his ass watching tv again.

° “Did I? I thought it was the fridge!" Lmaoo it’s so innocent the way he says it.

° Pony almost has a stroke.

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FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST 2003 LIVE REACT: EPISODES 16-20

well we're back after a short break from last episode's explosive discoveries

episode 16: that which is lost

lust plz fuery has never spoken to a hottie before

you know what i need an alcohol

pause

ok im back

roy r u a masochist

bradley youre lying about marcoh

wait...why does bradley think the philosophers stone doesnt exist?? um

omg why is team mustang running their mouths rn

edward that was SNAPPPPPPPPPPYY

mustang please shut up

armstrong is top tier

always has been

alphonse is as precious as ever i see

yes tell him edward cause 2003 roy mustang cut off my big toe

nina flashbacks ope

scar be holding kids hostage now? aight....

damn marcoh whad did u do!!!!!! homie stabbed lust

it wont work but im proud of the effort!!!

alphonse is lost???? not my son!!!!

a farm boy hello farm boy

drawing passed down the armstrong line for generations

oooooh ed droppin the ishval bomb

GIRLY JUST STOLE HIS LEG???? MAAm

how did he not feel the nerves coming apart from his body

also girl that wont work for your dad hes probably 85 times taller than ed

al getting deep with farm boy

ALPHONSE

ED HOW DID YOU REATTACH THAT LEG YOURSELF

whats going on here anyway

just to talk about ptsd and stuff ig??

why does ed just tell anyone now that al lost his body sir keep it to yourself

HAHAHAHA "YES????"

i love them

episode 17: house of the waiting family

"no family waiting" edward...pinako and winry are rolling over in their graves

awww light purple worksuit love the look win!!!

proud of u for growing ed

ed your heart eyes are showing

this episode is so far like the same as fmab 6 so i feel like theres not much to say

oh a weird cow and a girl

nelly or whoever has a big ASS FOREHEAD

oh the beginnings of al's identity crisis i see

hahaha armstrong

AL OF COURSE YOU HAD FRIENDS BABYDOLL

where did armstrong come from

sry i stopped paying attention for a sec

SEE THIS IS WHY I WAS LIKE HOW TF DID ED CONNECT HIS LEG HIMSELF LAST EP

ed and winry are god tier ship no matter the medium

major spaz

oh winry is gonna open that watch

i guess they dont need to go to freaking rush valley and have paninya steal it if they already did the birth arc with gracia instead ugh

ed were you showering in your boxers

my son is so stupid

GO OOOOOOFFFFFFFF WINRY ROCKBELL!!!!!!!!

awwww theyre at the house

omg winry's got the light they were talking about

she loves them so much

dont forget 3 oct 10?????? nah 11 homie

anywayyyyy

episode 18: marcoh's notes

before we start ROSS AND BROSH MAYBE PLEASE???? wouldnt put it past them to take them out

huh???? lust looks like who now

side note my sister, who is watching brotherhood for the first time, had the idea to make gluttony shaped stress balls like HOW CUTE????

anyways

edward is an absolute nerd

"not as if the library is going anywhere" sure sure dont jinx it armstrong

OMG ROSS AND BROSHHHHHHH

HEART EYES

hahahaha edward on the floor

"I THOUGHT YOU'D BE FULLER AND MORE METAL" BROSH PLEASE!!!!!!

oops bye bye library

guess we're off to see sheska again

sheska is definitely a lesbian

i mean shes like amestrian velma dinkley

sir r u really gonna transmute the ashes

i-jesus

i mean i think of this everytime i see sheska i think about how crazy having a photographic memory would be but how crazy would having a photographic memory be

s2g hughes' eyes are literally like highlighter green

why is alphonse such an angel!!!!!!!

whenever hughes goes off by himself i get nervous because 03 can do anything...like expect the unexpected when it comes to 03 honestly

so um is lust....scar's brother's gf or something?

oh i forgot i was reacting and now the episode is over hahaha okay

episode 19: the truth behind truths

the kids have it ROUGH

maria ross mom friend vibes rn

oh my god edward

the tea cup...al's face...my kids

03 ed is so depressed my god

both ed and al need a hug

ooooofffff 5th lab

i guess we're gonna see barry again since they decided to introduce alive human barry for shits and giggles

the boys are gonna SHIT. THEIR. PANTS. when homie shows up

hold on

aRE THEY SAYING BLOCK???

yEAH

I googled it and Brosh is also pronounced as "Bloch" which i guess makes sense

so thrown off but im dumb as heell so

hahahaha with the barbed wire

hi scar ya too late pal

kinda vibin with these background tunes

spoopy

ummm scar what r u DOIN

what the f alchemy is that

oh great scar is going to the 5th ig

envy i missed u!!!

oh imitating my son? rude

“the guards are idiots” well here we go slicer bros and barry

to be honest if i ran into a booby trap smorgasbord in real life i would Die

there they are the armored palz

THE BOULDER AND HE’s SMALL

HAHAHAHA

um was that

greed? lying down in a purplish aura thingy?

um sir?

*rewinds 10 seconds to check*

yeah

number 48 is kinda snatched though???

gasp! a blood seal!! what who knew!!

episode 20: soul of the guardian

im just impatiently waiting for the barry reveal at this point

but ed and 48 are just doing their thing ya know

for an episode with two fights, they sure do a looooottttt of talking

yessssss here we go barry the chopper

ok i do prefer this in manga/fmab canon though

cause its so funny when barry is offended that al had never heard of him and he thinks he this prolific serial killer and al is like

well um im from the country sooo

but anyways yeah i totally forgot he kidnapped winry in this what an odd choice fr

AL’S FACE HHAHAHA

“no im not a crook” of course not alphonse

tbt to my first time watching fmab and being like “...kyo????” as soon as barry started talking

here comes lil slicer

there he is!!! bros just being bros

i TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT SCAR JESUS CHRIST

um where’d he go he was just here

seriously where tf did he go

gonna have to rewind in a second but maybe im just stupid

actually i am stupid thats a well established point

oh here we go al’s full fledged identity crisis subplot

oh baby

ok now that ive got to the end lemme rewind and see if i actually saw scar or if i blacked out for a hot sec

OHHHHHHH HE WAS PICTURING SCAR’S DESTRUCTION STRATEGY it was a lil baby flashback

yeah i truly am dumb

we’ve known for awhile now

#carol watches fma03 #carol's remaining brain cells #fma 03 #fullmetal alchemist #ive been watching like 1 a day not that anyone cares #THUMBS UP EMOJI

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Riverdale 3.02 Thoughts *Spoilers*

- poor Archie... BUT OMG FALICE YESSSS “This feels right doesn’t it?” That’s because it is right ❤️❤️

- Bughead... is cuddling/probably had sex... in Dilton’s bunker? I don’t like kink shaming but uhhhhh their kink is... 😬😬😬

- YES MR. ANDREWS QUESTION EVERYTHING!!! Let Archie see his dad, his two friends have already abandoned him smh but if it’s been three weeks... Archie has been in isolation for three weeks? Bby 😭😭😭

- Awww, V... and although I’m still bitter about Betty being a total bitch and not apologizing to Veronica, I’m glad they’re friends again. Now we just need Jughead and Archie to do the same since it’s always just been the couples who hang out together. ALSO V has a dress code, and imagining Sweet Pea and Fangs in it makes me wanna cry mY SWEET PRECIOUS BABIES

- Jughead: “of course we’re calling it a speakeasy” ummm tf you mean??? That’s because it IS a speakeasy? Jughead is your random hate (or secret love) for Veronica showing? I can’t tell.

- JOSIE AND KEVIN. JOSIE AND KEVIN. JOSIE AND KEVIN. JOSIE AND KEVIN. JOSIE AND KEVIN. JOSIE AND KEVIN. JOSIE AND KEVIN. JOSIE AND KEVIN.

- 6-4-2 as the password for the speakeasy? I wonder if it means something. And if Stonewall was close enough... what is the actual password?

- REGGIE!!!! The speakeasy looks fucking amazing. I’m speechless!!! Also Veronica and Reggie bitchessss yeahhhhh!!!! If she hired Sweet Pea and Fangs to serve drinks I’ll scream because I love them with my whole being and if they can finally have a job that gives them money, then it’s different than doing crimes and ultimately a better situation for them. Plus I’ve done this in my Sweet Pea story so it’s cool to see me doing something right lolol but ooh mocktails that’s nice I’m glad we’re not gonna delve more into an unrealistic Riverdale

- VERONICA’S FACE AT REGGIE WHEN HE SAYS “NOT YET” IM

- AWWW JOSIE IS SO FUCKING CUTE (also Reggie we see that proud smile you cute fuck) SHE’S SO FUCKING HAPPY TO HAVE A PLACE TO FIND HERSELF AND HER SINGING. So hopefully we get apologies for what happened last season with the milkshake and horrible poster... STILL I can’t wait to see this friendship grow because it BETTER if she’s gonna be singing at La Bonne Nuit

- Kevin bby!!! “As long as I can sing every now and then” I fucking love this so much? It’s funny how this is muchhhhhhhh more exciting and entertaining than the stupid cult/farm story... probably because Betty isn’t a part of it (because we all been knew she’s injected into every fucking plot and it’s so annoying and unneeded)

- Penny... get the fuck out of here. Just... no. You came here looking to give her protection? Well then leave bc she has the Serpents ❤️❤️ they love her for giving them a safe haven now that her father took over The Whyte Wyrm. Also I just realized that they covered Penny’s Serpent decal on the back with a Ghoulie one... so they DO have a decal on the back of their coats or whatever but we have never seen them until now.

- NO JOAQUIN!!! LEAVE HIM ALONE. I’ll jailbreak him myself you leave that precious serpent alone!!!!!!!!!

- but what the actual FUCK is the point of this stupid prisoner fighting? Like??? Why can’t anyone be what they actually are? Poor Archie, being once again manipulated into doing what other people want. Please tell Joaquin what he did for him so they can become closer because I just... This is BULL FUCKING SHIT... also Baby Teeth looks a lot like Dane DeHaan lmao

- CHERONI (idk their ot3 name of Cheryl, Toni, and Veronica lol) ALL TOGETHER WOW!!! PRESIDENT BLOSSOM AND FIRST LADY TOPAZ!!!! I don’t care if that’s just because of the recent presidency issue that Veronica gave to Cheryl, I fucking love it and I am HERE for it! “And Sweet Pea and Fangs should definitely be in attendance” I have died. Goodbye. Sweet Pea and Fangs NEED to know that she specifically asked for them okay bye

- wow that was a lot of time without seeing Bughead and it was fucking refreshing. “Evelyn was helping me, she visited me in the hospital.” “Was that her idea, or her dad’s?” See Betty... this is why no one likes you because when someone is in need you skip directly to your agenda (when Cheryl faced her father as the black hood and Betty immediately asked if it was her father instead of asking if she was alright like a normal person). Oddly how do Jughead and Ethel have more chemistry than Betty and Jughead? Also “but just you” after she side-eyes Betty I’m living. OMG “sorry, Betty, but you’ll never be worthy no matter how hard you try” it’s like Ethel is one of us omfg she just fucking obliterated Betty!!! I bet you Shannon is being bullied about this episode too smh 🙄🙄🙄 but I’m surprised Betty didn’t go into unneeded bitch mode on Ethel mmhm... “and I’m in need of some series peer support” IF ONLY YOU WOULD ACTUALLY GET HELP! But you know that if you did they would tell you that you and jug are too co-dependent and need to break up

- SHIRTLESS REGGIE FUCK YEAH THANKS VERONICA! “Reginald” fuck me up mami!! Omfg no Penny get your disgusting Jingle Jangle away from this amazing, non-criminal establishment!!! Of COURSE Sheriff Minetta... but if Reggie is used to selling it surely he knows a way to hide it. Of course not that much but... he should be quick at thinking of getting rid of it, right? Why didn’t V show him around Pop’s first? Like we know she was set up to get caught but like... it would stall

- Sheriff Minetta is making it 2000% obvious that he’s looking through the boxes he knows is filled with Jingle Jangle... like at least don’t act like you’re working for Hiram lmao Jesus you suck. BUT OMG REGGIE’S SARCASTIC ASS SALUTE WHEN HE’S LEAVING I FUCKING LOVE THAT

- If the empty classroom means the “farm needs some time to catch on” then why the everloving fuck would you waste money on pizza, let alone three boxes of pizza?

- poor Archie... but wouldn’t you want to treat your “tapped” well? So that you can bet on them? Jesus Christ fuck OFF! When Veronica Lodge hears about this... shit will go down. Archie knocked that guy down in two hits holy fuck. ARCHIE GETS POP’S AND SHARES IT WHAT AN ARCHIE THING AWWW

- CHONI BEING CUTE GIRLFRIENDS!!! CHERYL LAUHING!!! PHOTOGRAPGER!TONI!!!!!! CHERONI But I honestly don’t know how I feel about “Serpettes” but since it came out of Veronica’s mouth... suddenly I am in love with it. Cheryl Blossom in the king’s throne... we know who truly deserves to rule over the Serpents 👑❤️ That look between Toni and Veronica hell yeah! Honestly please get into a three-way relationship. In Sense8 they did that and it was the greatest thing — EVERYBODY loved it. Let’s do that here please! “Antoinette” bitch I’m dead

- this team up is so fucking great. Of COURSE Sweet Pea and Fangs we’re right, they’re the (true) KINGS.

- If there are certain levels you need to “attain” to meet a leader... you’re in a fucking cult people. Also then why didn’t Evelyn say anything? And Betty’s face is all like “you traitorous bitch” when she finds out lol.

- They know everything Betty has done? Umm why the FUCK don’t you tell Jughead since that’s the only way he ever finds shit out about Betty? He needs to know that she fucking cheated on him? I mean the cult is creepy af but if they tell Jughead (even though they said they keep everyone’s secrets) he couldn’t possible stay with her... right?

- LMAO JUGHEAD HAS TO KISS ETHEL. But honestly... why does that kiss seem to have more in it than when he kisses Betty? ☠️☠️☠️ it’s probably bc I hate Bughead (and dislike Betty a lot) but still... I feel nothing for this pairing as well but I just find it funny that he has kissed two girls while he’s dared Betty (but both are a part of a game). Oh Ethel tried to kill herself after kissing Jughead... Jesus I know it’s Jughead but come on... also does that mean she could have possibly killed Jughead??? Like??? Imagine how that would have been — instead of dying for the Serpents he died because he was trying to figure out gryphons and gargoyles.

- VERONICA CONFRONTING AND STANDING UP AGAINST HER FATHER FUCK YEAH!!! But Ronnie even if you do have copies... TAKE THEM WITH YOU SO HE CAN’T DO ANYTHING. Your dad is, sadly, smart. You know this.

- aww Archie... HE’S IMAGINING HIS DAD I’M

- damn Betty looks fucking good for the opening of V’s speakeasy! For a sec I thought she was wearing her serpent jacket (😷😷) but turns out it’s just a robe but her hair is bomb. “I trust them more than I trust you, Betty” wow everyone’s attacking Betty lol like I get it bc it’s Betty but damn Alice...

- Reggie is a SNACC bye. CHONI REALLY DID THAT COOL HOT HAND HOLD HUH!!!! V really called Choni her favorite power couple... I’m also gonna take that as low-key shade for Bughead because we all been knew that anyone Choni, and anyone Veronica is with is much better. “THANKS BABE” wow fuck me upppppp Cheryl!!!!

- lol Jughead the manual will probably be gone by tonight bc of plot convenience (also Betty does look good uGH YAS) But Betty your attempt to be cute with Jug isn’t working bc that fresh aid isn’t gonna come off. You should know this???

- SWEETVEE BITCH. I don’t care what they were doing I love the hand touch, bye. Like I know she was PROBABLY asking about protection or something but yes fuck me up! But veggie thooo

- Hiram we don’t want your probably-wired picture of Veronica from your office. “If only you could see how a legitimate business is run” YES BITCHHH. But don’t let him in!!! VERONICA WHY? I know you probably secretly crave his approval and shit but NO NO NO NO NO

- SWEET PEA’S HOLLER FOR JOSIE! God he’s so into her but she only wants a summer fling 😭😭😭 even thoufh she apparenly has a romance later, which means it’ll be during school and therefor, probably going to hurt Sweet Pea 😭😭😭

- also SWEET PEA AND FANGS WITH THOSE FANCY ASS CLOTHES. They own me bye

- Josie YES we love a queen (and Archie baby... you’re such a sweet person for thinking of everyone but yourself first and I admire it bc same but what is your endgame?) Sweet Pea must be internally screaming at Josie’s movements and the song itself bc I know I am.

- oh no I really hope my theory that Archie breaks up with V bc all of thinks about is Hiram isn’t true... but Archie you could have held onto those glass pieces what the FUCK

- Archie destroying the entire cell is also same because when I get angry I legit turn into the hulk and throw shit around... oh damn mad dog! He hid a weapon, I miss Wells Jaha xD what a smart fucker

- wow it’s almost like I knew exactly that someone would find the manual. Of course I didn’t really expect FP and Alice (Betty didn’t say where it was hidden though, but then again their kids are stupid enough to hide it at Jug’s place) Jesus FP don’t hold Jughead like that

- Betty??? “Why are you here, what are you hiding” why tf do you think

- how about everyone comes clean, Betty? You’re the child so literally stop acting like you’re superior

- I just realized how good Jug looked in that tux. Him with Veronica in that purple dress? Would be so fucking bomb

- Why is she still staying with Hiram? Like because of their feud you’d expect her to leave? Like Fred would probably love the company, or Cheryl. Get away from that manipulative fuckhead!

- PEEP JOAQUIN IN THE BACKGROUND. Baby, his arm 😭😭😭

- Archie wouldn’t escaping be bad? Like yeah you’d get out but you’d also be a fugitive? And watch, if it does happen, it’ll be right before someone magically finds a way to get him out.

- PEEP JOAQUIN AS A WHOLE SHOT AND HIS FUCKING EYE NOOO

- but now Kevin will have more reason not to be with him if Joaquin is a fugitive 😭😭😭 I just want Mevin to die off and Joavin to rise is that so much to ask??? However I am here for this Archie/Joaquin friendship

- BETTY AND JUG WHY ARE YOU IN THE BUNKER AGAIN?! Jesus Christ, ew... stop.

- Jug... being you, you should know it’s not over. Especially with how things go? Jesus...

- CHERYL YOU’RE NOT DUMB ENOUGH TO READ THAT. We all know Cheryl would look at it with wonder, read the title, and throw it away.

- also just because people have a manual for some random ass game doesn’t mean they’re gonna play it.

- Ethel’s worshipping that little bitch but she tried to kill herself for him... shouldn’t he be mad at her for failing since Jug saved her? How your loyalty to him works is so confusing ugh

- I’m stating now that if Cheryl, Toni, Veronica, Sweet Pea, Fangs, Josie, Kevin, Joaquin, Archie, or Reggie dies I’m sUING! The only children who don’t deserve anything bad happening to them better be left alone (but we been knew that only being Betty or Jughead will magically give you immunity, and everyone else is fucked). Touch my precious children and I’ll kill the devil himself so try me

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dream-of-kpop · 6 years

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SF9 & Astro Work At Burger King [Pt.1]

Anonymous: "if Seventeen and NCT work at McDonalds does that mean that SF9 and Astro work at Burger King?"

[You guys really like food oml]

[15 people...christ...]

[Lmao this is gonna be short EACH]

So a burger king opened up down the street from NCT and SVT's stores

MJ:

Choked on an onion the first day

Made fun of the Mcwhopper

MJ: "Tf is a mcwhopper???"

Zuho: "A burger duh"

MJ: "..."

Sometimes he comes to work dressed properly other days...oh honey noPe

No beef *literally* with Svt those are the homies

After work on fridays they play Poker

*Hoshi grabs all the chips*

Hoshi: "HAHAAH I WONNNNNN suck on that you bitches"

Moonbin: "That's enough i don't wanna play anymore-"

MJ is bored so he sweeps outside

Even infront of a car ready to drive out of the place

*Honks horn* "MOVE OUT THE WAY"

MJ: "CALM DOWN A FEW MORE SECONDS"

Hwiyoung:

Very awkward

People suspect he's Yuta's brother but they deny everything

Quietly counts money and pretends its his

No matter how confused he is he won't ask for help-

Skater Boi *idk if he can skate but he looks like he could sjsjj*

Looks lost 200% of the time

So does Taeyang so they're the "Lost bois"

He doesn't know the guys from astro very well-

Hwiyoung: "Um Mobin i need a pencil-"

Moonbin: "what...?"

Hwi: "Isn't your name Mobin?"

Moonbin: "No who tf is Mobin?"

Hwi: "YOU"

Jinjin:

Very great management actually

Him and Youngbin thought it would be smart to film an MV at the restaurant to save a few coins

They're still idols at the same time tho so fans scream and see them all the time

*Chani running the cash register*

Fan: "OMG DISBSJSJJWJSJZJSJS YOU'RE CHANIIIIIIIIIIIII"

*Yo boi is shook he did not expect that*

gets called sexy 24/7

the main reason why mostly females apply for the job

Sometimes he sings when he's bored-

Jinjin: "bAbY *korean* bAbYyYyy"

Inseong: "Jesus not again-"

MJ: "yEs fUck iT uP"

Chani:

Sanha is his boi

Mainly cuz they're the same age and go to the same school

Complains that the wifi is slow

Chani: "Youngbin...i need wifi to watch youtube on break..."

Youngbin: "Too bad i have other priorities now go sit your ass down"

His nickname in the kitchen is tangerine headass since the "O sole mio" comeback *Thanks to admin Az :]*

Rocky: "Tangerine headass i need more spoons"

Chani is just-

Does some acting on break-

Chani: "Ok Sanha your next line is 'Please sir, I only have a book and some paper to trade', OK GO"

Sanha: "I really don't want to do this-"

Satan- I mean Sanha:

Deep fried Eunwoo and Moonbin's pants to see what would happen

Said it was child abuse if he didn't get paid atleast $14 an hour

if there's even a fly in the kitchen, he will have a panic attack

Sanha: "Taeyang don't move-"

Taeyang: "Why...?"

Sanha: "There's a fly..."

Taeyang: "Its ok it's just a-"

*Taeyang gets swatted in the head with a newpaper*

*Knocked out unconscious*

Yes Sanha electrocuted himself trying to fix the deep fryer *boi...*

Extremely behind on homework

His mom is about to make him quit the damn job

Admin 2-

-hyungwonthefraud-

my softness for Astro and Sf9 increases 300% everyday \(●.●)/

-Lmao the fast food restaurant universe grows

i hOpe yOu enJoYeddDdd <33333

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riffmusicpony · 6 years

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When shit goes down in a fast food restaurant

Stay calm. Never really looked back on it too much because regression and all. But working in a fast food restaurant can be really sketchy sometimes. Like when I was with KFC. First a con man does this movida where he hands me a $20 and insists I was given a $50 and demanded his proper change. It was my first month as a cashier and I had “The customer is always right” embedded into memory. Knowing that I was falling into this trap I foolishly let that con man walk away with a full refund and worse, the manager gave him back his refund. And a soda but whatever. Point is, I was fucked up after that moment like, it feels so dirty and wrong to have been played like that. It questions your very “The customer is always right” motive. And then druggies who waltz into the store pulling that “does so-and-so work here?” (Because we have to wear nametags for God’s sake) and so this druggie smacked out of his gourd asks for me. WHO TF IS THIS GUY. He walks up to my register. SHOO, GO AWAY, I say in my head. “How may I help you?” “What time do you get off?” And so I panicked. “Never. I sleep here.” *laughs* “I’ll be waiting for you.” Me: *does not laugh, and instead cries a little cuz holy shit man I’m just trying to earn that measly $200 paycheck* So he waits, I head straight to the managers office and tell him what’s up, for some reason my shitty co-workers all gathered round me cuz at this point I am legit crying man. “HEY, WHERE’D DAVID GO? I CAN SEE YOU!” Jesus H. TapDancing Christ dude. Cops are called and as usual guy leaves before they show up because it’s not that severe. Fast food forward unto 2nd store, domestic disturbance happening right in front of me. Manager is sitting pretty in his car on break and everyone else is petrified. Me trying to act as the manager in charge talks to the lady first, I told her she can hide in the bathroom before the irrate dickhead comes back. So by the time dickhead arrives on schedule I confront him. Saying ballsy shit like “If you bring your shit into my store it becomes my problem.” and “I will call the police and escort you out here myself if I have to.” Taken inspiration from and OG coworker who inspired me to stand my ground in these situations. That guy leaves and the woman is safe. Later that same week I met that same dickhead, out in the streets at a crosswalk. He apologized and said that it was pretty bad for him to bring his personal shit into a public setting. Well, it is/was. Fast food forward at the 3rd and final KFC same thing, smacked out druggie curses out our then manager. He took it like a champ and went about his day. Another day, some creep rambles on about Alex Jones and conspiracy galore but like dude, I went to bed the previous night falling asleep to conspiracy videos, I don’t want that shit at work. “Please leave”, I said in my head. He would not leave. Also his gf, looked kinda off like this seemed like a white dude picks up foreign woman and brings her to America kind of off. But anyway he comes in like 3 more times still rambling and honestly being a generic downer with all the shit that goes on in the world, like yeah I know. But I came to work to not think about that shit dude fucking BE ON YOUR MERRY ASS WAY OUT THEM DOORS. One of the last sketchy moments I recall was saying something in Spanglish and this white dude (of course it’s the white dude) interjects with the line “How bout you come to the border, we’ll have a real party down there” I stop, turn my head looked that corn fed sonnuvabitch in the eyes and knew immediately he was being racist on purpose. Boi you ain’t slick get the Hell out of my store. I also say my store alot because most of the time that store would never function without me. Who would pick up days just because a co-worker supposedly called out. Me. Who would act as current manager on duty when not even the actual manager would. Me. First week my last manager I worked with experienced a chain of customers asking for money back. You know what she told me, she said “I’m scared.” “Scared of what these are just customers, go give them their money back.” Cuz I sure as hell ain’t a shift supervisor to where I can just beep boop open the register. Amidst all the other bullshit that went on behind the counter, I had two formal complaints written to be sent to the store owner. But sadly they were both withheld because of an irrational fear of job security. How pathetic. Knowing that race plays a major role in how a fast food store is operated. But anyway, that’s explained in an employee review I wrote somewhere. Understaffed is an understatement in this business. Multi-tasking is one thing but different from being asked to perform duties listed outside your job description should be considered wrong, right? Haha naw they’ll expect you beg on your hands and knees to be there. That’s why it took me 5 years to grow a spine and quit. It took all this naivete, strong work ethic being my first job, being the help all type and trying to fix things that store owners could just call to fix. I was working hard for what? Pennies off the floor my dudes. I shit you not, coins on the floor were my tips. Working in a real restaurant like Sizzler or Outback is way better. Way tf better.

#BIG RANT #real life experience #don't work in fast food ever

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lemonnyx · 7 years

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Episode Prompto... thoughts, opinions, rant

Okay... So I’m sure I will get some hate for this but here were they many thoughts that went through my head during the gameplay

If you have opinions on this please leave some comments.

Square Enix!!! Why must you tell a fucking story, by me doing all the research! Like seriously a majority of the information that was given to us we had to fucking find and read. I already have paid all this money for this game and the season pass and you cant give me more cutscenes for Prompto??

The whole reveal with his father was known already by like 85% of the ffxv fans because after we finished the game we dug around the interwebs for answers because you didn’t give us shit...

How dare you give us an option to burn his wrist you fuckers!! lol

I get Prompto has been struggling to find who he is and what he really wants I get that. I really do.... idk just the way the portrayed it,

I would of loved to see how he was actually taken from the factory as a baby.. give us a damn flashback of hot young Cor saving Prompto and maybe having a hard time giving him up to his adoptive parents.

Don’t you ever... ever ever ever EVER make a ffxv game that has shooter mechanics unless ya’ll gonna clean it TF up!! Cause jesus christ that animation for putting the smg away takes 1000years!

Why were there less enemy's? Where the enemy's at?

The ‘touching’ scene with Aranea was good. I enjoyed it. Like ooo gurl when she climbed on top of him. I was feeling some type of way.

Ending boss battle was lame and lazy imo.... Your telling me that a Gatling gun could take out a demon infused robot monster with power just slightly less than the Diamond Weapon!!!! Then why in the FUCK was it so hard for NYX to take down that fucking thing in Kingsglaive with the power of the ring and the old kings? But yet a damn Gatling gun could take down the---.... just ughh.

Honest... Truly I just would have preferred they put out another animated short on all of the bro’s growing up with and seeing their childhoods before and after they met Noctis. Give me an episode on Gladio with him dealing with the loss of his mother and showing how he became the person he is today. Show me anything and I mean anything!! On Ignis and his fuck, parents! Where are they?

I want to have hope for episode Ignis. I really fucking do. But ughhh it’s really hard to have it after these last two flops of DLC’s.

Ardyns remarks on Prompto killing his dad though 100%. I had the biggest fucking smirk on my face when he said that, he is so damn petty and I am here for all of it.

also.... Prompto. Where did you get that winter ensemble from when you fell off the train? Also you knew where they were going. Why not head back to that train stop before the whole accident. Rent a car then drive up and meet them. When did you get stranded in the snow. Why would you start to see and keep walking into it further! You know how frail you are

#ffxv #ffxv rant #ffxv prompto #prompto argentum #excuse me

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thisisamoomoo · 7 years

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taco night 8/17

the one where sam makes it clear that elliot is a bottom, danly are married and wes and leah are not happy about it, sam and ria finally get it together and angus rips it apart, mer and landon have many emotions, andie and elliot have too many and yet also not enough emotions, and catalina challenges dj’s boarding prowess.

Elliot/Mer: Elliot was still in his tux, albeit a little disheveled, after his uncle's failed wedding. His bride had left him at the alter. But hey it wasn't all bad, Elliot still got his turn at the open bar, and even got to take home a bottle once his uncle was properly shitfaced. He had almost forgotten about Taco night when he opened the door to a completely smoke filled room

Leah/who fkin knows: Leah sat on the floor against the couch, smoking a joint. Why wasn't she on the couch? Who knows. Not Me. "You look like you just went to the shittiest bar mitzvah," She snorted, slapping her knee at the sight of him.

Leah/who fkin knows changed name to Leah/DJ/Angus

Sam - Landone - Daniel maybe (Sam - Landone) joined the chat

Leah/DJ/Angus: Angus stood reading the label on a beer bottle in the kitchen. He knew Leah had only invited him this time at the possibility of some entertaining outburst, so he was acting a little too cool just to annoy her.

ria - andie - wes: Ria looked from the roach that was two centimeters from burning her fingers to find Elliot dressed to the nines. A mocking laugh cracked her usual frown open as she gestured. "Jesus Christ, I was gonna say he looks like he just came back from prom in 2001, but that's good too."

Leah/DJ/Angus: DJ was sitting on the couch trying to figure out where to put his legs.

ria - andie - wes: Andie glanced up, then took a swig from the bottle of vodka she was holding near and dear to her.

Leah/DJ/Angus: "His date didn't want to get laid in the bathroom. This boy is distraught! Tune in next week to see if he cries," Leah dug at Elliot, punctuating with a deep drag.

ria - andie - wes: Ria slapped Leah on the forearm in appreciation of her good, good joke. "This is my favorite show. Seriously."

ria - andie - wes: Andie's legs were sprawled over DJ let's just say that

Elliot/Mer: "Ladies, ladies please you're too much" He walked further into his apartment "Please my egos just gonna explode." He walked over and took the joint from Leah and took a huff before giving it back. " My uncle got left at the alter, I thought you would've seen it on beth's snap story"

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine entered for the first time

Leah/DJ/Angus: DJ was having a crisis about if he should place his hand on Andies leg or keep it awkwardly placed.

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: Lasmine they kiss

Elliot/Mer changed name to Elliot/Mer/Finland

ria - andie - wes: "What makes you think I look at Beth's snap story?" Ria blurted rudely, laughing at the implication. "I don't even look at yours!"

Leah/DJ/Angus: As is the shock from Ria making any physical contact with her at all wasn't enough, Elliot had the nerve to take the joint from her bare hands. She refused it when he tried to hand it back. "I'm like so fucking good with not having that back. Sorry' bout your uncle. Was she hot?"

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Meredith walked in with Nick who i have the power to play tonight hahahaha, his hand on her lower back. She saw everyone just sitting chilling, and stopped only to grab a drink which she would join. "Hey gang" She said to everyone BUT Sam. She doubted she was still invited after her and Sam's fight but fuck him she still had other friends here.

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: "Hey"

Leah/DJ/Angus: DJ's eyes darted straight to Mer's boobs, quickly distracting himself with his phone. What on his phone, you ask? House Flip with Chip and Jo.

ria - andie - wes: Wes did that one head nod thing boys do to say hey to Mer

Leah/DJ/Angus: Angus scowled at Mer from the kitchen, making his way back to the group and sipping his beer.

Leah/DJ/Angus: "Who calls their kid Meredith?" Leah pretended to gossip, quickly looking at Mer in feigned shock.

ria - andie - wes: "Who the fuck knows," Ria said, not pretending.

Leah/DJ/Angus: *When I Grow Up plays ominously in the background*

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "Sucks for you." Elliot said taking another hit of Leah's joint. "Not really but he's no prize either. " He winced at that good kush went down. " You don't look at my fucking snap story? But I look at all of yours"His eyes looked pouty and bummed for a second before they drifted up to Andie and they involuntarily lit up before he looked at Dj and raised his eyebrow. Like he was saying an inside joke and a question at the same time.

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Finley walked into behind DANIEL

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: After finishing a poop, Daniel made his way back to the party and immediately was found by Finley. "Oh, hi," he said with a smile.

Leah/DJ/Angus: In order to play the game at optimum level, DJ resting his arms over Andies legs without thinking. "Who's snap story?" He interjected, having not paid attention at all.

Leah/DJ/Angus: 'whose

Leah/DJ/Angus: wohes'

Elliot/Mer/Finland: elliot silently went to lock the bathroom door so daniel couldnt get in

ria - andie - wes: Ria shrugged, taking a swig from her red solo cup in lieu of explaining herself.

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "Hey" Finley blurted, way too excited to see him, after only being in the strange apt for like 4 seconds and already feeling crippling social anxiety kick in. She went to kiss him but stopped, it was so public and she wasn't sure who he had told, or who knew at this point

ria - andie - wes: Andie got caught in Elliot's eye contact for a moment before taking another swig, then pulling one of her legs towards herself.

ria - andie - wes: Wes did the head nod to Danny Boi too

Leah/DJ/Angus: With nothing to occupy her hands, Leah struggled off the floor using Ria's shoulder as a help and went tf to get a bottle from the kitchen. Girl, didn't even notice Finley was there.

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Meredith looked at Leah and Ria "Assholes that's who" She left Nicks side and walked closer to them, doing her best to sit down but her outfit was more appealing than functional and she was scared her tits would fall out. " How ya doing, sluts"

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: "You sure you wanna be here tonight? I know this isn't really your thing," he asked her with a smile, grabbing a hold of her hand. He had only went because he thought tonight might be the night that he told Wes the truth about Finley and his relationshit

ria - andie - wes: relationshit same

Leah/DJ/Angus: "Slut shaming? In this Safe Space?" Leah called from the kitchen to Mer, returning with a half full bottle of JD and a handful of Cheetos to take her seat back on the floor.

ria - andie - wes: It's More Likely Than You Think!

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Elliot got a weird feeling from Andies actions but didn't say anything instead he just smiled a half smile, at least just happy she came before going to find Sam

ria - andie - wes: Ria took a quick look around while Leah was gone, then gestured to herself as if to ask if she was the slut. "I'm great."

ria - andie - wes: Andie took another drink

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "Can't slut shame if you're the biggest slut, disqualifies me. RIGHT SAMMIE?" She yelled into the party wherever the fuck that asshole was

Leah/DJ/Angus: Angus sat in the armchair, sipping his beer and honestly just observing.

Elliot/Mer/Finland: elliot texted andie like u good like a while later ya know so its not creepy

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: Sam couldn't help but roll his eyes and scoff at Mer's comment, taking a rip from his joint. "If the shoe fits, put it on and wear it," he said loud enough for her to hear.

ria - andie - wes: Ria quirked an eyebrow at the mention of Samuel, letting out a laugh.

ria - andie - wes: andie texts a thumbs up emoji back

Leah/DJ/Angus: DJ hadn't got an answer to his question, so he just accepted that fate for the night and sat cross legged when Mer when to sit down.

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Finley squeeze'd Daniel's hand back. "No I'm fine really." She picked up a random alcoholic drink and took a sip like see im fine super chill. "And if you're actually gonna tell Wes I should probs be here"

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "Dude did Big Boobs just call you the biggest slut?" Elliot asked, the high kicking in, and reply to andie with a simple liar all at once

Leah/DJ/Angus: Leah looked around the group, trying to figure out where the conversation was going and if it was worth speaking.

Leah/DJ/Angus: Angus laughed for the first time all day at Mer inferring that to Samuel.

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: He nodded at her remark, his mind clearly somewhere else. At the mention of Wes, Daniel couldn't help but attempt to change the subject. "Have you tried the tacos? I thought the tacos were lovely... much better than last time," he said.

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine joined the chat

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Catalina walked in, a big ziploc bag in hand to take as many as possible. She saw DJ in the distance and the girl on him and chortled to herself before texting "is that girl on you dead? like fr?"

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: "I'm a proud slut, El. To defend myself, I never said being a slut was a bad thing. She just pissed me off," Sam defended.

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: Landon punch

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "Awe what she do Baby?" Elliot asked squeezing his shoulder

ria - andie - wes: andie text: "??"

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: "Don't worry about it," Sam said quietly. He was afraid to admit the truth.

Leah/DJ/Angus: DJ eyed Catalina as she walked in, immediately reading her message and struggling not to laugh out before texting back a couple of skull emojis. Putting his phone down next to him and leaning back with his arm across the back of the couch with a grin on his face. There were too many ladies around not to smile.

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Mer grumbled under her breath and got up, a hand on her boobs so she wouldnt show a nip. "Lets hope you're a top, Elliot." Mer called out before grabbing another cup and walking out towards Landoi

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Catalina looked at her phone midway through filling up her taco bag. "What are the odds you check her pulse"

Leah/DJ/Angus: "If I hear someone say slut again, I'm gonna hulk flip this coffee table," Leah chuckled to herself, sipping from the bottle. She wasn't actually going to, but the conversation wasn't entertaining her.

ria - andie - wes: "Slut," Ria muttered, hoping for a show.

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "Didn't they make you really sick last time?" Finley mouth downturned into a frown, and then she sipped her drink. "You should go talk to him, really."

Leah/DJ/Angus: Leah gave Ria a glare, pretending for just a minute like she was going to kick the table right at Elliot with her foot. "Is this what you want?"

ria - andie - wes: "Wait," Ria said, picking up her product and her cup from the table. "Ok. Yeah."

Leah/DJ/Angus: DJ took Mer moving as his opportunity to get up from the couch, no mind paid to anyone in the way because he was busy replying to Catalinas message. "Her legs were cold to the touch." Silently, he moved to get his own taco next to her without actually saying anything.

Leah/DJ/Angus: Leah was really gonna do it, but she didn't wanna pay for a new coffee table. With the look she spotted on Sam's face, she knew that drama wasn't even needed.

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Catalina looked up at Dj and her face involuntarily twitched into a smile. "I wanted a pulse check, or a mirror under nose sorta thing. " She shoved another taco into her bag, lunch a dinner for like a week. She looked over at that party and pointed at Sam. "That white boys bouta go off, hes got that school shooter look in his eyes." She said calmly

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: Sam felt angry by Mer's comment. Not only did she bring up his dick, which was perfectly average, but she also implied that Elliot would be a top in their metaphorical gay relationship. "Hold my joint," Sam said, handing off his joint to Elliot and standing up quickly. After clearing his throat, Sam started off on a rant that he wasn't sure he was capable of. "You know what, Meredith? Fuck you! You like to comment on a guy's body and make him insecure, but the second someone implies you sleep with the whole town -- which is the truth, by the way? How many people here have you fucked anyway? Not that I ever said it was a bad thing, but if you can't take the heat, maybe don't talk shit about someone. You were an average lay anyway, so I'm not really missing out on much. Good luck barely satisfying the next guy and getting off on having incredible tits. OH! AND YOU WANNA SAY THAT ELLIOT BETTER BE A TOP? LOOK AT HIM. Elliot is clearly and bottom and EVERYONE KNOWS IT! I can't believe you're that dumb to imply that Elliot would be anything other than a twinky bottom if we were an actual gay couple! This is MY apartment and you can either shut your mouth and leave," Sam ranted, grabbing a throw pillow from the couch and throwing it at Meredith. "Elliot, a fucking top.... what a dumb bitch," he fell back down on the couch and took a deep breath.

ria - andie - wes: Ria: the face andy cohen makes at the end of that THATS MY OPINION vine

ria - andie - wes: In a room of otherwise silence, Andie let out one low chuckle. "True."

Leah/DJ/Angus: Leah had never been so shook. This was The Best Night.

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: Daniel grabbed Finley protectively.

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: Landon punched

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Mer who had not left yet taksies backsies she still there stood in a stunned silence. "Alrighty then. " Meredith said and walked out, straight out of the apartment complex to the outside where she stood against a wall and lit her joint, and tried to ignore the fact that tear were stinging at her eyes.

ria - andie - wes: Wes grabbed a taco and headed out to see if he could bum a few puffs from Meredith

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Elliot looked at Sam in stunned silence and only could talk again when Andie piped up "What the fuck?" he asked in a breathy voice

Leah/DJ/Angus: Angus wondered how he'd ended up here in this place with these people. Sam ranting immediately making him feel livid, the sound of his voice just pissing him off. "What a dick," He whispered under his breath as he stood up and took a few steps towards the fridge.

ria - andie - wes: Andie shrugged. "What? Everyone knows it."

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Mer saw someone coming and blinked profusely until the tears went away. As soon as she could make out the features in the dark to be Wes she held out the joint without a word

Leah/DJ/Angus: DJ watched on in shock, lowkey pissed off that this other white boy had taken the sliver of attention he was getting. "Is he really fighting about who would be...? Wow."

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "Really?" Elliot asked looking around from face to face

ria - andie - wes: Ria eyed Angus, deciding it wasn't worth it to say anything in Sam's defense. At least not within either Angus or Sam's earshot.

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: Landon stopped acting like a caveman and knew instantly that he had to find Mer and make sure she was alright. He let out a sigh of relief when he saw her just outside the door. "Hey, you doing okay?" He asked, approaching Mer and giving Wes a nod of hello when he noticed him.

ria - andie - wes: "I mean, I can confirm," Andie took a swig.

ria - andie - wes: Wes took the joint, took a hit, eyed Landon and held the joint out to him.

Leah/DJ/Angus: Leah could not move. Just staring at Samuel like a car crash. "Amazing."

ria - andie - wes: me too leah

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "Yeah I know, they're obviously both bottoms. "Catalina replied sucking her teeth

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Mer shook her head at Wes. "He wont want any just take it enjoy you're party, now 50% less skanky." She let out a laugh that sounded real

Leah/DJ/Angus: It took a couple seconds for that joke to make sense for DJ, but he preemptively laughed anyway. "So... tacos, right?" He moved on.

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Elliot wanted to defend himself or make a witty comment or something but instead he just opened his mouth like an idiot, then closed it and nodded.

ria - andie - wes: "Hey, listen, you've never fucked me, so," Wes said, giving a quick pout that turned quickly into a half smile, cheersing his joint before heading back in.

ria - andie - wes: Andie went back to seeming only vaguely aware of her surroundings

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "Finally, maybe you should tell Sam it's not the whole town!" She yelled at him before turning back to face Landon. "I"m fine." She answered with a half smile. " I'm assuming you heard all that."

ria - andie - wes: "I will," Wes called, truly having every intention to do so

Leah/DJ/Angus: Leah, recovering from the shook, took a couple swigs from the bottle before placing it on the table so she could get up again. The most exercise she'd done all week. "Dude, taco night started out with good intentions and now we're here."

ria - andie - wes: Wes walked back through the door, calling to Sam from across the room. "Hey, you know, Mer's never fucked me? I'm pretty offended that you think it's the whole town since I've never gotten it in."

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "Yep" Catalina said zipping up the bag of tacos. "You're dead girl moved. Guess she wasn't /that/ kinda cold"

ria - andie - wes: Ria nodded vacantly, then shook her head instead. "We should've never started inviting people"

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Elliot under his breath mumbled that he too, had not fucked Mer.

Leah/DJ/Angus: Angus gripped the fridge handle so hard that it almost came off as he grabbed a beer that definitely didn't belong to him. Passive aggression? Who knew.

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: "I heard all of it, but it's okay.. I always knew he was just an asshole," Landon said with a sweet smile, examining her face and noticing the sadness in her eyes. If he were more aggressive, he'd have punched Sam out.

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: Sam stood back up and burst into a sarcastic clapping fest. "Wow. It appears I was wrong. Thanks for letting me know, guys!" Sam rolled his eyes and headed off into his room, leaving his door open though because he half wanted the attention of someone following him.

Leah/DJ/Angus: "You against taking her place?" DJ tried to be some kind of smooth, but he managed to drop his phone on the counter.

ria - andie - wes: Wes shrugged, then headed over to Daniel to see what was goin' on over there.

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: Daniel started to feel himself getting a little bit drunk and liquid courage set in. "I'm gonna do it," Daniel said out loud, though nobody knew what he was talking about except Finley.

ria - andie - wes: "Alright buddy," Wes nodded, full support

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Mer made eyecontact only briefly until her eyes stung again and she lowered her head. "Hes not wrong and he's not the first person to bring it up." She sighed. She wished she hadn't given her joint away but if she cried in front of Daniel the embarrasement would have been too great. "I just...God dammit." She half yelled at the sky. "I just want to feel something, you know?" She rubbed her forehead. "No you probably don't. I'm sorry. You should probably just leave." A tear leaked out of her eye and rolled down her cheek.

Leah/DJ/Angus: "Dude," Leah leant back against the arm of the couch looking down at Ria, "You should go talk to him." Immediately, Leah laughed. Obviously trying to instigate something that she knew would be obvious to Ria.

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Elliot heard Daniel and panic rushed through him. " SAM THE BATHROOMS" HE YELLED

Leah/DJ/Angus: Angus evaporated

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Elliot walked over to Andie and said "It's not Beth but it's still pretty dramatic." He said looking down at her with mischeif on his FACE

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: "Thanks, man. I actually... wanted to talk to you about something. Alone," he emphasized, knowing it sounded even more intense that way.

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: Daniel ^

ria - andie - wes: Ria gave Leah such a look, but she also was pretty buzzed and kind of glad someone had given her a reason to. She got up as if to stretch her legs, avoiding Leah's gaze, and wandered back to Sam's room, hoping she didn't look like she'd gone there on purpose. When she finally got there, she crossed her arms and leant against the doorframe. "So how does a relationship with two bottoms actually work?"

Leah/DJ/Angus joined the chat

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "As...you're dead girl?" Catalina looked up asking her God if this white boy was serious

ria - andie - wes: Andie looked up at Elliot blankly, nodding once and swallowing hard. "She'd be pretty pissed to find herself outdone."

Leah/DJ/Angus: Left by herself, Leah took the point she'd been saving in her pocket and lit up right there. Finally free for a moment of lowkey peace.

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: "I don't care what anyone has to say about you. You're a good person and you have nothing to be ashamed of." Landon moved so that he was in front of Mer, lifting her chin up so that her eyes were facing his before wiping her tears softly. "Of course I understand. Sometimes I don't feel anything and I feel myself wanting to find a way to feel something, no matter how bad it is." Landon felt a lump in his throat, but he pushed it back. "He is wrong, you know? You're not defined by your mistakes."

ria - andie - wes: Wes blinked, then gave him a 'oh really' kinda look. "Damn, are we gonna fuck? All this bottom talk got you goin', huh?"

Leah/DJ/Angus: DJ furrowed his brow, "Um, I- Uh, not exactly what I meant." He shook his head, regretting his wording and sure he'd made a fool of himself. It read openly all over his face while he distracted himself fiddling with a spare tortilla.

Leah/DJ/Angus changed name to Leah - DJ

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "She crashed my grandmas RV just to prove a point, she can't be topped." Elliot said like he had been to war. He held his hand down to help her up.

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: Sam had his face buried in his pillow and though he had hoped someone would come, he wasn't totally convinced that anyone would. He was completely hated, right? After a few minutes, he heard a familiar voice - the one voice he wanted to hear the most. Sam slowly lifted his head and faced Ria, "But Elliot has a nicer butt than me. I literally couldn't be a bottom," he explained, sitting up and giving a painful smile.

ria - andie - wes: "What will she do next?" Andie said, glancing at his hand but not reaching for it. "Where you going?"

ria - andie - wes: "You can do anything you set your mind to," Ria shrugged, glancing around his room rather than at Sam himself. "With a little lube."

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: "Dude, we're both tops, I think. It would be a mess if we actually fucked, but yeah.... it totally got me going." Daniel laughed for a moment, slowly walking in a direction towards one of the empty rooms, guiding Wes. "It's nothing major. I just don't feel like announcing it to everyone yet.. it's about Finley and I," he said after he closed the door behind him.

Leah - DJ: Angus straight up bounced with someones beer because he only turned up to fuck with Sam but he couldn't do that if he was crying in his bedroom.

ria - andie - wes: "There'd be shit everywhere," Wes laughed, shakign his head at the actual thought of it. "Whats up? Y'all lookin' for a double penetration type deal?"

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Meredith wanted to kiss him, she wanted to rock onto her tip toes and kiss him. And she was sure he'd let her. But she stayed where she was, she had already fucked herself up enough did she really need to keep doing it to this poor boy. She remembered the camping trip and then ignoring him afterwards and felt sick. "I have a lot to be ashamed of, I think I and everyone in that party but you know it." She smirked sadly. "Then what am I defined by? My awful movies?My failed marriage? My incredible boobs that are apparently just floating me through life?"

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Elliot pulled his hand back and wiped it on his jeans, acting like it wasn't there to help her up at all, like the sting of rejection didn't make him want to text that girl and update her that he was only one rejection away from a yes. He walked over towards Sams room but saw it was preoccupied, he turned around and made an oh shit face at Andie. "I guess not in there." He laughed a high laugh.

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: "That's the last thing we want. I already fucked up the plumbing in this apartment, I don't want to make an even bigger mess. I might get evicted." Daniel chuckled, growing more nervous as he realized what he was about to say. "DP? I haven't convinced her of it yet, but I'll keep you updated. It's actually about the state of our, uh, relationship. There's been some changing."

ria - andie - wes: "Beth's not here, Sam can handle himself. You're off the clock," Andie droned, falling back into the cushions of the couch. Was she being cold? Er-- colder than usual? She coudln't tell.

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: "You do realize I don't actually want to have gay sex with Elliot, right? I feel the need to clear that up," Sam chuckled softly and gave her a slight smile. "Did I kill the party?"

ria - andie - wes: "I'm surprised they even let you back in here, dude. But shit happens, you know," Wes said, chuckling at himself. "Damn, did you guys break up or something? I'm sorry dude."

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "That tortillas not your phone it doesnt usually get anyone out of awkward situations." She smiled at him without meaning to, his /weirdness/ had come back around to being semi endearing.

Elliot/Mer/Finland: ^catalina'

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Elliot sat down, held up his index finger like he meant wait, downed the closest drink in one gulp and then said "What crawled up your ass and died?"

ria - andie - wes: "You can say that all you want, but..." Ria trailed off, giving a small smirk. "You're no Beth, no matter how much you want to be. Party's still full swing. Mer left, though. You drove the STD count down, at least."

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: Landon knew that the sex was probably just a drunken move on both their parts, but he couldn't help but remember the way he looked into her eyes during and how much he knew that he loved her. It was the same way he looked at her now and the same way he knew he always would, no matter how hard he tried to move on. "Everyone has done stuff they aren't exactly proud of, but mistakes are what morph you into the person you're going to be. Meredith, you've only become better since I've known you and you'll continue to do so.. mistakes and all." There was truly nothing Meredith could do that would change how he felt. "You are fun loving and upbeat. You are funnier than you realize and you're a strong, beautiful woman.. inside and out. You're defined by things like that."

ria - andie - wes: Andie literally became that white dude blinking gif for a second. She couldn't remember the last time he'd said anything like that directed at her. Something way down deep in her cold dead heart stung, but she couldn't do much besides break eye contact and take a swig. "Jesus. Back atcha."

Leah - DJ: Catalina calling him out was Too Real, another second spent coming to terms with how truthful it was before he cracked a smile. "This is an awkward situation? I read this all so wrong," He tried to joke, taking his hand away from the food and leaning back against the counter.

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "Why are you acting so weird--is it the suit, cause I really only rented it for the night so it'll probably be gone tomorrow, I know, I look like a jackass. But you've been weird all night and while we're on the subject for a fucking while now too." Elliot tried to look at her but kept having to stare at the curtainsbehind her or some shit so he wouldn't get carried away or do some dumb shit.

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: "It's because they both know that I could kick their ass, man. It was the Taco's fault." Daniel was bro-ing out pretty hard with Wes, so much that he felt uncomfortable with how unsmooth his transition into serious talk was. "No, man. We are better than ever. I uh, I don't know how to say it, so I'm just going to go right at it. Finley and I actually got married."

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: "You're not convinced? Most people aren't, so I can't exactly be upset with you for that." Sam laughed slightly. "I feel like I'm learning, though. I'll always be a step behind her crazy shit, but I'm definitely getting better at it." Sam shrugged his shoulders. "I don't know why the fuck she was here to begin with. She clearly had something up her ass from a text I made the other day and decided to start shit in my apartment."

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Meredith stepped back from him and wiped her own eyes with the back of her hand, probably smearing her makeup in the process. She cursed under her breath and shook her head. Knowing this was all too much for her, too much kindness she hadn't deserved. "I'm an alcoholic and a skank and I think the sooner you figure that out the better off you'll be.You see or hear anyone else go to defend my honor, Landon? It's cause I have none." her voice turned steely as she tried to make space between them, literally and figuratively. It was better than kissing him again. "I came here with Nick tonight. To have sex with him in Sam's bed. Because I'm the actual worst, do you not get that." Her voice was breaking but still bitter, mostly at herself. "How can you not see that?" She asked angry tears streaming fast down her face.

Leah - DJ: Leah narrowed her eyes as she listened in on Elliot and Andies conversation. Whether she was sleeping between them or eavesdropping on purpose, it was always a good dose of something. Right now though, it was too weird for even her to listen to. "Y'all are fucked," She exhaled with a cloud of smoke, getting up to her feet. "Just chill, damn," With confusion in her voice, Leah turned on her heels and starting walking away to check her makeup in the bathroom.

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "Me too apparently." Catalina smiled and swirled a drink in her hands. "When you said there were tacos at this party I though, damn tacos, and you thought damn I can murder this girl now." She cracked her self up, chewin on the edge of the cup.

Leah - DJ: "That was definitely my plan. Was it really that obvious?" DJ tried to play cool, wondering to himself if it was actually as funny of a reply as he thought. Unable to tell if the drinking he'd been doing was helping or hindering him in the conversation. "You got me."

ria - andie - wes: "I haven't been weird," Andie said defensively, though it came out monotone. Leah was right, they were fucked. Well, Andie was fucked, Elliot was just along for the ride for some reason. And she had to get him off it. "I'm always like this. I don't know what you're talking about."

ria - andie - wes: Wes' world imploded at that one single word. A million thoughts rushed in and out of his head while his face went through every emotion before he finally settled on a passionate "Why?"

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "Well nows your chance" She pulled out the cutlery drawer turned around and said " Have at it I was an 8am tomorrow."

Elliot/Mer/Finland: finley felt the earth shift and her eyes widened, she texted stella

Elliot/Mer/Finland: (catalina is that first 1)

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: Landon's face remained unconvinced, he shook his head at a few of her character flaws because he truly didn't see it the same way he did. "You're not perfect and neither am I. Nobody is, Meredith. People are self absorbed and don't want to handle anything serious because they'd much rather get drunk and forget about their problems. That doesn't mean that nobody cares!" He defended, his face dropping when he noticed just how aggressive she was being about it. When her final words left her mouth, Landon couldn't help but feel like he had been stabbed in the chest. Landon looked down at his feet and swallowed back another lump forming in his throat, avoiding eye contact with her so that he didn't completely lose it. "I don't care who you planned on sleeping with. I knew I didn't have a chance with you. You don't have to hurt me just because you want to push me away, Mer. I care about you and nothing is going to change that," he finally decided.

ria - andie - wes: "All these girls you're fucking seem to be pretty pissed at you," Ria said, very cool and non-jealous-ly. For real. "So maybe there's a common theme here?"

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: Daniel felt his stomach form into knots as Wes reacted to the news, knowing full well that he wasn't taking it very well. "I don't know, Wes. I just.. love her, man. Sure, it was a very sudden decision, but this doesn't change anything."

Leah - DJ: Dave just laughed, adjusting the collar of his undone button up. God, he could not tell if she was being serious. He just smiled like an actual idiot and tried not to return to his tortilla. "That mean you won't stay for a drink then?"

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Elliot looked at Andie as she was right, if she denied it enough there was nothing he could do. There was no bright warning signs that something was wrong or things he could point to as evidence he just felt it. "I know you're like all distant and shit all the time. I know. I've been through it before but like..." He trailed of with a sigh. Panic silently coursing through him. "Andie, Andrea, dude-io, whats wrong?"

ria - andie - wes: "Dude, it changes everything. I--" Wes went quiet again as his brain exploded for the second time. "I mean, can you get it annulled? Have you guys boned yet?"

Leah - DJ: Leah looked absolutely no different when she came back from the bathroom despite attempting to fix her makeup, pulling out her phone to snapchat a picture of Wes looking kinda stressed from the other side of the room to Stella.

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: "I guess you have a point. At a certain point, maybe I'm to blame." Sam replied, though he was aware of it all along. "You think I could become a good priest? It would be a transition, but maybe it's just what I need." Or maybe I need you, he thought, but he definitely didn't say out loud lol

Leah - DJ: VOMITS

Leah - DJ: (thats me)

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: "How exactly does it change anything at all? It's just title given to two people that love each other. I'm still Daniel and you're still Wes -- I'll even continue to be your wingman when needed," Daniel tried to soothe his wounds. "Why would I get it annuled? And yes, Wes, we've boned."

ria - andie - wes: "Aside from our imminent death on this rock hurtling through space, nothing. Same as always," she lied through her teeth, and she knew he could tell. "I'll call you when I get over it, I guess."

ria - andie - wes: stella: living for the drama and plotting wes' death

Leah - DJ: Spotting Finley, Leah snapped a photo of Finley to Finley that said nothing except "shots?"

ria - andie - wes: also stella: very hurt she wasn't invited to taco nite. again.

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Meredith's heart broke for him. She felt hollow, like usual, but this was a bigger more consuming hollow like after the non-wedding. She looked at him for a hot minute before her face completely crumbled. She let out a strangled noise and slid down the apartment wall and put her head between her knees and let it all out.

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Finley looked at her phone then looked up for Leah like ???

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "I mean as long as you kill me before work tomorrow why should I care." Catalina turned back around with a shrug. "Wheres the drinks?" She asked, even though there was a liquor, everywhere.

Leah - DJ: Seeing Finley looking around prompted Leah to stroll over, "When the shit did you get here, bitch?" Bitch and Finley didn't really go hand in hand, but Leah was on 2 and it just felt right. "Do a shot with me."

ria - andie - wes: "I don't think the church takes stoners or assholes, and you're both," Ria said with a chuckle, surprising herself with how friendly her tone had turned. "Maybe you just need to stop boning crybabies."

Leah - DJ: DJ laughed maybe a little too hard, mentally reminding himself to take it down a notch. Biting back his smile just a little more than he had been like he still had a chance of playing it cool. "Well, uh, what do you drink? I can find you something."

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "You'd be awful at poker." Elliot smiled in voluntarily at her, like he was charmed by her lying the fucking LOSER. Elliot played with the buttons on the cuffs of his suit jacket, feeling more out of place than he had before. " Did I do something? Did you do som--dID YOU KILL THE CAT?" He asked his eyes shooting open

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "I uh-- came with Daniel a bit earlier he had to talk to him about--" She was cut off by the idea of not telling Leah. "Shots sounds great." Finley actually didnt they they sounded great but oh well

Leah - DJ: "I didn't even see you, what the fuck?" Before Finley had even agreed, Leah had started walking toward the bottle of vodka closest. Not her first choice, but laziness was a cruel mistress. Pour it up, pour it up, she repeated in her head as she poured them out and shoved one towards Finley. "Talk to who about what? Man, I cut you off. How rude, yo."

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: Landon instantly felt a disgusting feeling in his stomach when he heard the noise that left Mer's mouth and watched her slide down the wall. The last thing Landon wanted to see was her in this much pain. "Mer, please," Landon said, kneeling down beside her and doing his best to comfort her, his arm running gently up and down her back. "Please don't cry. I hate seeing you like this. You don't deserve this," Landon said frantically, feeling panicky as he couldn't fix how she was feeling.

ria - andie - wes: Andie's mouth dropped, forgetting her aloof game for a moment to be fully fucking offended. "What? Of course fucking not! Do you really think I want that for her?"

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: "You don't think people can change? If I wanted to, I could become the bombest priest of all time," Sam was almost offended but he started to chuckle at the ridiculous idea of him actually working in a church. "I guess you got a point. I have to find a tough ass girl to start boning. Know anyone?" Sam asked, giving her a wink.

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "I was talking to that Nick guy he's really nice." Fin tried to explain away her literally hiding. " It's okay." She said and picked the shot up and made Leah cheers it and drink this vodka straight down the hatch before she said "To talk to Wes about me and Daniel being married." She said super quickly after her shot

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "Is there an extensive collection at this taco party?" Catalina looked around at all the shitfaced people. "Whatever you can make something in me doubts your a bartender."

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "But I do" Meredith's drunk ass wailed. She tried not to lean into Landon tried to stay rigid but as she cried she felt the weight of him on her side and she gave into it, putting her head on her chest, her crying turning more into stray tears and sniffles. She felt ridiculous and stupid but she didn't dare say it out loud, instead she just listened to the crickets outside chirp and felt the smooth rhytmic pattern of her back being rubbed.

ria - andie - wes: "Yeah, but you don't want to," she said, giving an eye roll despite the smirk that could almost be described as a real smile on her face. She propelled herself from the door frame finally, opting to roam his room. She inspected the Pink Floyd poster haphazardly stuck to his wall, turning to ream him for it just in time to see his wink. Jesus. Fuck. "I might, the question is whether you can actually handle someone like that. You can't go from the softies to toughies without getting a little hurt."

Leah - DJ: Most of what Finley said flew in one ear and out the other before Leah took her shot. How she managed to actually catch the last part was a miracle? Leah almost spat the last of the vodka in her mouth all over the other girl. "I'm sorry, what?" She asked, even though she had heard perfectly fine. Jumping in again before she'd even given FInley a chance to speak. "Am I really fucked up or did you just say that? Like, for real, for real? Not rad."

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "No!" He responded immediately. "I just--I don't know." He sighed. "Obviously my cat is in good hands with you thats not what I meant I just--" He tried to form any sentence that made sense. "I just don't get whats up with you then." His voice turned almost hopeless.

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Finley chewed on her bottom lip "No like for real." She felt like she was turning in a bad reportcard to her parents

ria - andie - wes: "You're married, dude. She's gonna expect so much from you now! This is like, the ultimate fuckup! What am I supposed to do now? Who is gonna be my wingman? Who am I gonna get to be a wingman for? Dude, Daniel, this is like....I don't even know what to say...." Wes started hyperventilating. "How could you do this to me?"

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: "I wish I could take the pain away from you, but I can't. You don't know how special you are to this world and maybe you don't see it, but I do," he nearly whispered, holding her close to his chest and letting her let her get it out of her system. "I'm really sorry, Mer."

ria - andie - wes: "Nothing's up with me," she insisted one last time with what was truly the last of her energy. "You're just looking for something to make your life interesting tonight."

ria - andie - wes: that was andie and im fucking sorry

Leah - DJ: "There's plenty to go around, I'll put it that way," Dave reached past her on the counter to grab a cup for himself while he looked around for something to make, "I can make you a mean vodka and sprite?"

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: "You're totally right. I wanna work at Starbucks forever. I'm so close to heard barista and that's where I need to be," Sam replied with a laugh, sarcasm dripping from his voice. His eyes followed her as she made her way around his room, entranced by her every movement. Damn, was it sexual tension he was feeling or was he always just horny for the Ria? "Who doesn't like a little bit of pain? Besides, what I'm doing now isn't working for me. I want to quit the crybabies cold turkey and experience something a little different."

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "I'm sorry." Meredith parroted Landon although she knew she had so much more to apologize for. She couldn't fathom why he would stay, why he has stayed up to this point. She couldn't imagine giving that much of a shit about anyone so she just repeated "I'm sorry" Again and again for all the things she'd done and all the things she felt she could never be.

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Elliot felt like he had been hit in the head with a frying pan. He knew he should probably stay and press on, he had dealt with a lot other of her self distancing bullshit but the wound stung too deep. "Alright." He said simply and got up from the couch, not looking back for her and he headed to his room and shut the door behind him, resisting his urge to slam it.

Leah - DJ: Leah immediately understood the stress on Wes's face and regretted exposing that to Stella, pouring herself another shot as she took in the information for herself. "Um, so basically," She paused to down the shot, wiping her mouth on her wrist, "Fuck me, right?" Leah sounded exasperated. "You didn't even, both of you guys were just like, oh yeah, let's just not tell them. Could've at least text me, shit." Pissed off herself more because she hadn't been able to see the mess it probably was, Leah looked back over at Wes before shaking her head. "That's so fucking shady, Fins."

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: "She expects me to be myself, but like... sleep with her at night and help with the dishes. Really, not much has changed so far. I can still be your wingman.. I just can't, you know, do anything with other girls. I'll still let every hot girl know how awesome you are." Daniel knew that no matter how hard he tried, this was a form of betrayal to Wes and it wasn't going to be an easy transition for him. "Relax, man. I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to upset you this much. I really do love her, man. It just seemed right."

ria - andie - wes: "Live your dream," Ria echoed his tone, but with the mood shift, suddenly feeling both incredibly exposed and powerful where she stood. Usually she was all for being blunt and to the point, but she found herself mulling over her options even though she knew exactly which one she wanted to go with. She had to take into account where they were, who was outside, and who Samuel was. Didn't she? "I guess the only way to know if you can handle it is to try it out, hm?"

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Finley figured it was a bad idea to tell her that Stella had already known and was at the wedding. "You were on the camping trip." She said realizing it was a shitty excuse. "We just did it I was gonna tell you when you got back but I knew you were going to be mad and I haven't seen you in forever."

ria - andie - wes: Andie stared at the place where Elliot had been for a long time, doing her best to quiet the noise in her head. It was for the best. Better than explaining the truth, anyway. The dull ache in her stomach would go away with some alcohol and some sleep. No biggie.

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "Ooo classy." Catalina jumped up onto the counter. "Whats in that one again?" She asked rhetorically. "Question:Do you usually come to these things slash is it usually this dramatic. I feel like Ive seen 6 Taylor Swift songs play out tonight."

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: "You don't have to be sorry. I just want you to be alright," Landon replied softly, kissing the top of her head. "Is there anything I can do to make you feel better?"

Leah - DJ: Leah's expression was completely flat, trying to decided whether she actually cared enough in this moment to be directly mad. She didn't really. The only thing that she was really clinging to was how shitty it was of Daniel not to tell Wes. Why was she thinking that? She didn't have a damn clue, as per usual. "Did he really just not fucking tell him? I ain't even mad, like do what you want, but fuck, Fin. It's so trippy that it's me telling you that was a fucked up thing to do."

ria - andie - wes: "You can do other stuff with girls, Daniel. It's just a piece of paper. But when she finds out what you've been doing, it won't be as cool! You'd have to like, deal with the government! Holy shit! The government is involved in your shit now!" Wes pushed past him, running into the first room available, which happened to be Elliot's

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Mer sat up and wiped her tear stained eyes and looked straight forward."I'll be alright." her voice was croaky and the tears had almost completely stopped. "I'm sorry I slept with you. Not because it was bad or anything It just" She sighed. "Was a really shitty thing for me to do, when I know."She didn't add the how you feel or the and my lack of feelings but it seemed implied.

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: Sam tried his best to keep his cool as she continued to speak, convinced that she was at least half flirting with him. It was a rare moment that Sam was not going to take for granted. "Yeah, something like that. She should know that even though the offer is always there, she should jump at the opportunity. I mean, she could change a young man's life." Sam scooted further along to bed, closer to where she stood and smirked up at her.

Leah - DJ: DJ mocked a laugh back at her at her rhetoric, grabbing the bottles from the end of the counter and filling up their cups by her leg. He was almost brave enough to make some kind of move, but he figured he'd probably get a good slap in the face. Instead, he leant with his hand just by her side on the counter and sipped his drink. "Not normally, I thought it was going to be just something relaxed. I was so wrong," He shrugged, internal monologue telling him over and over to chill. He thought maybe a little tipsy come on wouldn't be too embarrassing though. "What song are we then?"

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "I told him to he was just worried about him freaking out, which obviously he was kind of right about. " Fin watched Daniel run away out of the corner of her eye. "I thought you'd call me stupid." Finley admitted, the alcohol giving her more strength. "and maybe it is but nothing has felt right or normal these last 2 years and this does." She smiled just a little bit.

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Elliot sat up from his bed and looked at Wes. "The fuck you want dude?" Elliot asked taking off his jacket coat only bothering an irritated glance. Taco night was RUINED for him

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: "You don't have to say sorry for that. I get it. We were both pretty drunk and stuff. I think who we really should apologize to is Angus," he said with a laugh, though it was masking a lot of hurt. Her words only confirmed to him that she didn't feel the same way about him.

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Catalina scoffed and kicked her legs out. She took her drink and took a sip. "I'm not giving myself a Taylor Swift song man I don't hate myself enough yet. Check back at like 3 when I'm lying in bed." She nodded at him. "Great drink, send my compliments to the chef or whatever.:

Leah - DJ: "You think me of all people would call you stupid?" Leah asked, looking at Finley like she was very, very stupid. "Well, yeah, no, it is stupid. You couldn't just like fuck and be normal, you had to go the whole way to hitched? Babe, I actually don't think I can name a single thing I have ever done that is stupider than that and I've snorted a line off one of my married teachers from high school."

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: "I don't want to anymore! You know I've always been more of the monogamous type. Sleeping around with random girls just didn't feel right after a while." Daniel took a step towards Wes, trying his best to comfort him. "Wes, please.." Though before he could continue, Wes had already ran out the room. Daniel followed quickly, looking at the party go-ers for a moment and giving them an apologetic look for the drama that was happening. When he finally made it to Elliot's room, Dan instantly continued before Wes had the chance to run again. "I know you care about me and that's why this is hard for you, but I promise you that it's all going to be okay. I'm sorry that it changes things, but it doesn't change that you're the closest thing to a brother I've ever had."

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Meredith put her hand on his. "I don't think I'm cut out for what I want." She said like it made any sense. " I wanted to be someones wife so badly and now I cant see being in a relationship without soul crushing dread.I don't think I can do that again." The idea of vulnerability like that made her sick but wasn't that what she was doing here? "I keep wanting to kiss you or something but I remember how selfish that is,"

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Finley looked at her very seriously for a second and then said "No honey I think that's stupider."

Leah - DJ: Lina was hard to keep up with, even more so when he was on the way to drunk. She was always so switched on and DJ didn't even know if he had a damn switch. He tried to drink pretty quickly, some liquid courage or something. "I will," he replied, "In person, yeah? That's when I can keep that plan going, if you're still interested." He cringed at his own joke.

ria - andie - wes: Ria's eyes narrowed, a split second to let his words process before she took about two swift steps towards him, planted a knee to the left of his thigh to oddly half-straddle him, and planted her mouth firmly on his. The kiss wasn't like the one they'd shared recently, when they were high and calm. It was an insistent one, almost like a challenge in itself. She pulled away for a moment to gauge his reaction, eyebrow cocked. "How are you handling it?"

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "If you plan on being anywhere near my apartment at 3 am you better actually murder me" She smiled over her cup, a cheeky smile.

ria - andie - wes: Wes ignored Elliot entirely as he tried to catch his breath and ignored Daniel's voice wafting through the door that he'd slammed. "Fuck, dude, sorry, but my best friend just told me he got married. Dude. Married. Is that some fucked up shit or what?"

Leah - DJ: "It isn't," Leah rolled her eyes. "Who even gets married? It's 2017," Having lost sight of Wes, Leah pulled out her phone and sent him a very prompt, "u good?" text. How thoughtful.

ria - andie - wes: wes text: "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck"

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: "You're still young. That could change one day, but if it doesn't, that's okay too. You just have to do what feels right for you. I'll support you each step of the way." Landon gave her a reassuring smile, despite the fact that he knew he was likely going to hurt for a while over this conversation. "I of course want to kiss you. I don't think it surprises anyone that I really like you. I just don't ever want you to do something you regret in the slightest."

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "Wait the guy who blew up my toilet got married?" Elliot asked sitting up slightly more. "Thats....gross." Elliot said looking at the door where his voice wafted through " Get the fuck out or pay our plumbing bill" He yelled at it

Leah - DJ: DJ was so in over his head, a goofy ass smile forcing it's way onto lips. He really didn't know how to respond, so he just raised an unintentionally suggestive eyebrow and tapped his fingers on the counter. "We'll see."

ria - andie - wes: Elliot's words somehow broke through Wes's full blown panic attack long enough for him to let out a loud laugh, finally taking a good look at Elliot. "He's real sorry about that one, dude. Did you just get married today too or something? Fuuuuck, I can't trust anyone out here. I forgot you told your girl that you loved her in about a million different ways that one night. Am I really the only one who sees through all that bullshit?"

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Finley breathed in a deep breath. " Leah, I've made my choice, I wanted to get married it was quick and an odd one but I'm happy with it." She said it proudly but felt she could be toppled over by a feather as soon as she finished

Leah - DJ: leah text: "fuuuuuuuuuuckin same if u want me to tell him to fk off i will"

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "Sorry doesnt pay the b---Wait what?" Elliot asked his blood rushing cold. " WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY" He shot up from his bed.

Elliot/Mer/Finland: fin text to daniel: i cant tell if i shouldve forced you to tell him sooner or we shoudlve just not told ppl

ria - andie - wes

wes text: he'll fuck off on his own i just need time to deal with this wes text: what are u doing later

Leah - DJ: "Sweet, that's cool, Fin'," Patronisingly, and somewhat hypocritically, Leah continued, "Didn't have to fuck over people in the process." Stood with hands on hips, she didn't look at Finley once. Eyes on either her phone or on Daniel outside the door.

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: Sam could almost pinch himself as he watched Ria come towards him, half expecting her to mess with him, but feeling pleasantly surprised at the feeling of her lips on his and her weight pressing against him. Sam immediately kissed back, his hands wrapping around her waist and pulling her as close as he could. There was a moment of slight disappointment when she pulled away, but it was replaced quickly by a lustful smile. "Better than I thought. I still might need to be pushed a little further before I really decide if this is right for me."

Leah - DJ

leah text: ofc u do like wtf leah text: y? u tryna get married?

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "It's not like i stole him from a wife and two kids. He can still hang out with Wesley." She motioned for the door.

ria - andie - wes: Elliot's sudden movement was a lot for Wes to take in, but once he got over the initial shock, he shrugged. "Yeah? The like...spaced out one, right? She's your girlfriend or something? You like, called her. Couldn't really tell if you were talking to me or to her, but I made noises every so often to be cool. It was a lot, dude. Sorry I don't remember more."

Leah - DJ: "God, just stop," Leah sighed at Finley's justification. "Do you not get it at all?"

Leah - DJ changed name to Leah - DJ - Angus

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "No" Finley admitted. "I guess I don't."

ria - andie - wes

wes text: dont joke about that shit leah what the fuck wes text: come over tonight i think unattached sex will help us cope

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Elliot had a that so raven esque flash back and remembered too quickly. He ran to his window threw it open and threw up outside it. When he popped his head back in his eyes were wide with panic. "Oh no, oh no no no"

Leah - DJ - Angus: Angus came back through the unlocked door. In his mood earlier, he hadn't thought about getting his jacket from Sam's room. What was he without that jacket? No one knew. Obnoxious as he was, he didn't think of checking or knocking before he pushed open the door. He took a beat, looking between the two of them in there expressionless. He had seen so much all at once, "I need my jacket."

Leah - DJ - Angus: leah text: as if its not funny

ria - andie - wes: Since Elliot had gone, Andie had done her best to find the strength to stand from the couch she'd been sitting and drinking on steadily for the last several hours to head the fuck home. She'd spent many a night on said couch, and even a few nights in Elliot's bed (most notably the last taco night) but she had zero plans to do that tonight, especially when she'd finally shaken him. She mustered half-smiles at anyone who mattered, and began the short but treacherous walk back to her own apartment.

ria - andie - wes: wes text: ok but are u cumming or not

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Mer closed her eyes. She was tired of fighting about what a shitty person she was when a whole party had just confirmed it. "Oh landon." She said quietly, maybe he was doomed, poor guy. "We should go back to our apartments."

Leah - DJ - Angus

leah text: ur gross leah text: but yeh i think ur right

Leah - DJ - Angus: Leah looked up from her phone, indifferent to Finley's presence now. "This is where you walk away, yeah?"

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Elliot sat on his floor whispering no's "I should go fix this right? Like tell her loves bullshit and im fine whatever who cares super chill dude right?" He asked Wes getting up and walking towards him then straight out his bedroom door, to look at the now empty couch then right out the door his feet were running without him even telling to, until he saw her. "ANDIE" He yelled at her back, slowing his run as he caught up.

ria - andie - wes: Sam's words out of anyone else's mouth would've probably illicited a disgusted grunt and potentially a punch somewhere on the more delicate end of the male body, but from Sam himself, it created a smirk on her lips and a desire for more. She pulled him to her lips this time, but the kiss only lasted about .02 seconds before a voice with an all-too-familiar tone broke the tension, creating a new kind of tension. Ria's head snapped up, glaring at who dared to disturb the moment, already at high levels of annoyance that she'd gotten caught. She pushed off of Sam to remove herself from the picture, as if it wasn't already burned into Angus's mind. "Well? Fucking get it, then."

ria - andie - wes: wes text: ready to go?

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Finley nodded apologetically and walked away, probably home, not even waiting for daniel she was too upset

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: shook

ria - andie - wes: Wes didn't even bother telling Elliot his opinion, then left the room to find Leah lol

Leah - DJ - Angus: leah text: duh

Sam - Landone - Daniel maybe joined the chat

Sam - Landone - Daniel maybe: Needless to say, Sam completely

Leah - DJ - Angus: Leah moved straight over to Wes once he'd left the room and Finley had gone. "You good?" She repeated her earlier text as a greeting.

ria - andie - wes: Andie stumbled down the hall, eyes closed, trusting muscle memory to get her back in time. Hearing her own name snapped her out of the fog, a fleeting thought about the concept of names in general clogging her mind before realizing that the odd thing about this was that she had just dropkicked Elliot out of her life. She didn't bother turning all the way around (because she honestly didn't trust herself to be able to), but when he rolled up next to her, she glanced at him. "Hey," she said, because there wasn't much else to say.

ria - andie - wes: "Are any of us good, Leah?" he said, his philosophy classes really coming through in this particular moment of life. "Like, fuck. Uh. I mean, are you?"

ria - andie - wes: wes obv ^

Sam - Landone - Daniel maybe: Needless to say, Sam completely forgot about the drama that had previously occurred and was entirely focused on Ria and how much he missed being with her like this. Though it was short lived, Sam kissed her hungrily. The sound of his former friend's voice destroyed any chance of the two of them going any further. "Really, Angus? Just fucking grab it," he remarked in annoyance, becoming even more bitter when Ria pushed off of him. "You don't have to leave," he said in a near whisper to her, though he could tell that was exactly what she would likely do.

Leah - DJ - Angus: Leah's expression made it clear the Wes had a point, nodding and just accepting that before he continued. "Yeah, same dude. Can we just, like, go now?"

Elliot/Mer/Finland: His breath caught up as he stood in front of her about to start a sentence in between wheezing. "I'm sorry." He said it ernestly, that wouldnt be one of the many lies he was about to tell. " I was really, really drunk, and high." he remembered vaguely. " I broke up Sam and Kendall I was so shitfaced." He laughed a little. "Obviously i wasnt thinking straight--or at all and I'm sorry, just forget it all, it's gone, i swear."

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Lina looked DJ up and down and said "If you can do a 360 flip on that skateboard you have in all of your instagram pictures you can come back with me." She raised an eyebrow

ria - andie - wes: "Hell yes," Wes said, not needing a second to check. He made a beeline for the door, not even bothering to say bye to anyone (but at least bothering to grab a taco for the road).

ria - andie - wes: Andie knew precisely and exactly what he was referring to, and yet something in her felt that the only thing to do to make things better was to pretend like she had never heard it. Forget it all existed, and maybe it would go away. Even though it clearly wouldn't. "'sokay," she shrugged, deciding that she'd take his apology for tonight, rather than for the shitshow that was a week ago (ish?). "You didn't break them up, they broke up on the road trip. Don't worry. I didn't mean anything I said tonight either, I guess."

Leah - DJ - Angus: Angus, smug as ever, threw his hands up defensively and walked slowly towards his jacket on the other side on the room. As much as it pissed him off that this was happening, he knew just how this could be used to his advantage. Sams annoyance only entertained him and the idea of how cockblocked he was about to be... priceless. He could read it on Ria's face, particularly after he heard him say she didn't have to leave. "Yeah, Ria, you don't have to leave," He mocked, as he crumpled the leather jacket in his hands.

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "I did tell Kendall he kissed Sam." Elliot rubbed the back of his neck. "You didn't say a whole lot anyways so" He forced a smile, even though the adrenaline was fading and he was seeing how clearly everything was just fucked like Leah had said. "Do you need me to walk you back or?" Normally he would do it without asking but he could feel how unwanted he was in the moment.

Leah - DJ - Angus: "I didn't bring my board," DJ replied, sounding thoroughly disappointed. Head hung as he placed his cup down and placed his other hand by her other side when he moved to stand lean in front of her. Thanks vodka. "I can't do it when I've had drinks anyway, honest."

ria - andie - wes: She hoped Angus could feel the 'fuck you' vibes without her having to actually say it, because she truly didn't think her voice could reach the decibel necessary. He was going to lord this over her for months, and she was already fed the fuck up with it. "Oh, I'm fucking leaving," Ria insisted to both of them, anger radiating through her bones as she tore through the pile to find her denim jacket, which was a really inopportune moment to realize that it was the same denim jacket she had stolen from Sam years before. She threw it on without looking either of them in the eye, and left the room with a simple "Bye, fuckers."

Leah - DJ - Angus: Even if Leah had felt the need to say goodbye, Wes didn't give her time. Following just behind him, she grabbed her bag on the way out. Ain't no time to waste when you gotta distract, ay?

ria - andie - wes: Andie truly wasn't used to feeling the same ache in her chest multiple times a day, let alone within a few hours. She knew she'd fucked up, but she couldn't bring herself to admit anything else. "Uh, I mean, you're still in half a suit, so..." she shrugged. "You should probably...get home before you get teased or robbed."

Leah - DJ - Angus: Rias reaction was exactly what he saw coming and lordy, it felt even better than he ever thought. Everything was coming up Angus tonight. Grin plastered on his face, Angus left after one last look was given to Sam. What goes around, comes around, he thought. No problem at all having screwed up what was happening after what had come out on the road trip. Angus Burke had Struck Gold, folks.

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "yeah you're probably right." Elliot swallowed hard. "Night, Andie." He said and turned to walk away, none of the usual text me when you get home sorta bullshit. Everything in him just hurt too much to try and act like she would. Elliot walked back into the apartment and walked into Sam's bedroom and laid down on the bed, still half suited. He laid there in a while in silence, before he pulled out his phone and opened the Tinder app.

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "looks like your shit outta luck then" lina blew a kiss at him, took her bag of tacos and went home

Leah - DJ - Angus: eriwbfjnqdjkla GOD

ria - andie - wes: same

ria - andie - wes: aaaaaand Fin. (the french word not the character)

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