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zvdvdlvr · 1 year
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May I request a one shot Harry Potter with a reader who’s basically his personal healer, they’ve known each other since they were neighbors and she always looked out for him and banged him up and Harry is super protective of her.
first night back ; harry potter
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synopsis: for once, harry's the one cleaning up y/n and making sure she's okay.
warnings: foul language, muggle!reader, punching, blood, harry being hit by vernon, reader being hit on, cat-calling, author likes the color green too much smh, tw: dursleys, this is a lil violent, kinda veered off the request i'm sorry 😣❤
reader's pronouns: she/her
harry left the house in a rage. not only had Dudley 'accidently' tripped harry, but was also given a sharp slap to the face by his uncle for 'lying' about what happened.
fuming, harry practically stomped to the park. muttering colorful words and kicking small rocks, he didn't notice the neighbor girl quietly singing an old song and petting a black dog on an area of grassy field.
"harry?" she called.
the teen whipped around, startled. he sighed in relief when he realized it was y/n. "hey y/n," he greeted, moving to sit by her and the dog, who was looking pretty grimy.
y/n squinted at him. bringing her hand up, she tilted his face in her hold. harry's eyes widened slightly. "what happened this time? it's odd for me to be needin' to be healin' ya when ya just got back," y/n asked, rubbing a thumb over the dark outline on his cheek.
harry's ear were flushing a dark red. quickly swatting y/n's hand away, he shrugged. "oh, y'know... just a day in the life of a Potter." he tried to laugh it off, but y/n wasn't having it.
the dog moved to lay in both of the teens' laps, looking eager to witness y/n's argument. "oh," she began. "so this has absolutely nothing to do with the screaming match i hallucinated earlier?"
the dog seemed to smile before looking over to harry for his reaction.
harry looked down. "y/n... it's really- it's really no big deal. dudley just, uh, just made me slip-"
"and that motherfucker making you slip up warranted a screaming match that ended up in you probably bein' kicked out for the night?" y/n asked automatically, bright eyes waiting to be told wrong.
harry sighed. "i only got mad because i'm still s- y/n, sweetheart you worry too much."
sweetheart.
"maybe you simply don't worry enough." y/n suggested.
harry swallowed. "y/n-"
y/n's hands shot out, grasping his face and pulling him toward her. the dog yelped at the sudden movement.
"harry i'm serious." she said.
releasing him, the dog jumped up and started licking y/n's face, tail wagging happily, smacking harry in the face.
spluttering, y/n pushed the dog away. "i guess you were serious too," she mumbled, wiping his face.
the dog jumped around the two happily, causing y/n and harry to laugh.
when the dog finally tired himself out, he flopped down against y/n and stared up at harry. "no no, darling, stand up. we're goin' back to my house." y/n said, and stood up, joint popping.
harry rose, still sore from falling off his broom the previous day, and fell in step beside y/n.
the dog, who was still being called 'The Dog', followed y/n and harry happily. sirius had a protective eye on y/n the second she offered him food and spent her lonely time with him. it was a welcome happiness from being shooed away from adults. she had a good sense of humor that reminded him too much of himself and his friends when they were all young and naive and (mostly) happy.
harry and y/n's conversation was cut short from a loud wolf whistle from across the street. sirius, harry, and y/n all looked at the small group of older guys already looking over at them. "damn girl! ditch that kid and come hang out with us!"
y/n sighed and flipped the guys off and continued walking.
hearing them talk amongst themselves gave y/n the time to grab harry's arm and drag him away. sirius growled at the group, already picturing ripping their throats out, like buck in call of the wild.
he was still growling when y/n called for him.
the sounding of footsteps made y/n walk faster, grip on harry's arm tightening immensely.
"hey, we're just bein' nice an' all. come on, ditch that mutt and-" the guy didn't get to finish his sentence before y/n scoffed, trying to walk faster.
the guy reached for her arm. "don't fuckin' touch me." y/n spat in the guys face, eyes burning with a glow harry had never seen before.
the guy's eyes hardened and he stuck his hand out and grabbed y/n's arm and tried to rip her from harry. but y/n punched him straight in the face. sneer on her face, she brought her knee up and kicked him in the crotch. while he was doubled over, she pushed him down to the ground and started sprinting the other way.
holy fucking shit. what the fuck?
harry quickly regained his senses and turned to follow y/n, and soon sirius followed suit.
a block later, y/n waited, doubled over and gasping for air. sirius bounded faster to y/n and almsot knocked her over by the force of which he jumped at her. when harry finally stopped, he helped y/n to her feet. he ignored the slick liquid on her knuckles, and brought her into a tight hug. her finger threaded through his hair, and her face snuggled into his neck. harry felt bad for being giddy at the feel of her so close to him while knowing what just happened, but he couldn't help it. it was fucking hot to watch her absolutely hand that guy his ass, but was scary to watch her go from the girl who always cleaned up his face and knuckles after getting into fights that seemed ro follow him everytime he came back from school.
"you're okay, love. just breathe," harry murmured, rubbing y/n's back.
sirius whined at their feet. it was distressing to see y/n cry. he nudged her leg and whimpered.
y/n pulled away, scrubbing at her eyes and turning to sirius to give him a watery smile, but with the street lights now on, they glinted off her cheeks and revealed the tears still leaking out of her eyes.
"lets jus' go," y/n said, grabbing harry's hand.
"yeah. yeah let's go home."
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parappah · 5 months
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nobody ever talks about how we all just wanna be big rockstars and live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars the girls come easy and the drugs come cheap we’ll all stay skinny cause we just won’t eat and we’ll hang out in the coolest bars in the VIP with the movie stars every good gold diggers gonna wind up there every playboy bunny with her bleached blonde hair and we’ll hide out in the private rooms with the latest dictionary and todays who’s who they’ll get you anything with that evil smile everybody’s got a drug dealer on speed dial well
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jewellersstunts · 19 days
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not to be all 'ooh self promo' but here's a very self indulgent fic i've been writing. sorry if you hate angst (i know you don't)
summary: The final show of the tour ends in Dublin, and Miles joins them as a support act. Alex, with only one thing holding his sanity in place, calls up an old friend for a quick fix. When Miles spots him in a compromising position in the bathroom of a gritty, local Irish pub, he makes one last attempt to fix their brittle friendship.
hope you enjoy! kudos and comments always appreciated :)
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apus-neverstoplooking · 10 months
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Regulus scans the crowd as Pandora hit the last note of the pre-chorus. His black lined eyes lock with someone he hadn’t seen in 7 years. Gray meets gray.
“I even cut my hair and changed my name” Regulus’s raspy voice sang in the mic, as the guitar faded Keeping his eyes on Sirius.
“‘Cause we all…” The lights flash and smoke shoots up from the stage. His ring clad fingers start strumming the guitar slung across his tattered black shirt that he ripped the sleeves off of and cropped. Barty comes back in with drums, cueing the others on their timing.“just wanna be big rockstars.”
“And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars.” Evan makes his way over to Regulus with his Bass
“The boys come easy,” Regulus winks at Evan and smirks flashing his sharp canines, “and the drugs come cheap.”
Regulus slides his guitar behind his back and runs a hand through his black curls before grabbing the microphone. Tilting his head up while bending his knees down , getting close to the mic stand in a way that’s borderline obscene. He straightens up, keeping his face close to the mic while tapping his black converse to the beat. “We’ll all stay skinny ‘cause we just won’t eat.”
“And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars. Every good gold digger’s gonna wind up there. Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair.” He makes eye contact with blonde in the front row. “And we'll hide out in the private rooms
with the latest dictionary of today's who's who
They'll get you anything with that evil smile…” He smiles, showing off his perfect teeth.
“Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial, well. Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar.”
The band played out the rest of the song and waited a moment for Regulus to drink some water before they did the introductions. That’s how their shows worked; They opened with ‘Rockstar’, did the introductions, sang half their set list, actually talked to the crowd for a bit and not just fuck with them between songs, sang the second half, say their goodbyes, and then sang a final surprise song which changed every show.
“How’s everybody doing tonight?” Regulus shouted into the mic. The crowd screaming back at him.
“I take it that means well? Why am I even asking? Of course you’re doing well, I’m here.” Regulus let a smile ghost his lips as he was once again, screamed at.
“We’ll I’m sure most of you know who we are, but as I’ve learned; assume nothing.” He looked at Sirius briefly. “So I’m going to introduce us very quickly so we can get on with our night.”
He picked up the microphone and started walking around.
“First up, we have Evan Rosier playing the Bass.” Who bowed dramatically as crowd cheered.” “I said, we have EVAN ROSIER playing the bass!”
He said the names twice: once normally and let crowd cheer a bit, the second time he yelled while putting more emphasis on their names so the crowd screamed louder.
“Pandora Lovegood as our lead guitarist.” She played out a quick riff. “I’m sorry, did you not hear me. We have PANDORA LOVEGOOD as our lead guitarist!”
“Our drummer is Barty Crouch Jr.” He stopped spinning the drumstick between his finger and quickly hit all of the drums. “Excuse me, our drummer is BARTY CROUCH JR!”
“Next we have Dorcas Meadows on Keyboard. However, like the amazing woman she is will play several different instruments depending on the song.” Dorcas pulled her silver sunglasses down her nose and with a wink, blew a kiss out into the crowd. “Oh c’mon, you guys can do better than that, especially for DORCAS MEADOWS.”
“As always, I’m Regulus Black, you’re lead singer and rythme guitarist.”
“And we are The Pantheon!” Regulus held out the mic for the crowd and winced at how loud they were.
They started performing again, just having fun. Someone threw a pride flag on stage that Regulus picked and started running around with as he sang.
Doing shows was Regulus’ favorite part of the job, besides actually making the music. He wasn’t really fond of the being famous part. His fans were great, he just wasn’t really a people person. He preferred to keep to himself, and also had really anxiety. Performing was different, when Regulus was on stage he became a different person. He didn’t have to be him.
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“I want to change the last song.” Regulus said as soon as the band got backstage after saying their goodbyes.
“What?”
“Why?”
“You can’t be serious”
“Is everything alright?”
Their confusion wasn’t unwarranted, they pre-plan the song that morning at breakfast as part of their show day routine. They have never once changed it after it was picked.
“My brother, Sirius, he’s here.” He was starting to panic now as it started to set in.
“Oh shit”
“Fuck dude.”
“You have a brother?”
“What does that have to do with anything?”
“Yeah, he’s about a year older than me and ran away when I was 14. I haven’t seen him since. I’ll explain the rest later but we have to get back on stage.”
“What song do you want to do?” Dorcas asked.
“Family line.” It was a song Regulus wrote a while ago and to scared to actually release it, he leaked it to Twitter on a fake account. He wanted it out there because he knew there were kids out there who could relate, but the thought of putting something that vulnerable into the world was terrifying. The band has refused to comment on it.
“Are you sure Reggie?” Pandora looked at him like he could shatter. It wasn’t out of pity or because she thought he would shatter, they just cared very deeply and always so gentle with everything except a guitar.
“Yes.” He wasn’t really, but he needed to do this.
***
“Apologies for the wait as I mentioned previously we were having a few problems, but we’re all good now.”
“At the end of every show we sing a ‘surprise’ song that’s different every show. Some you are going to be very excited by the song we’ve chosen, while others may have no idea.”
Regulus smiles a bit at the crowd, watching as the whispered to one another.
“Now this song is bit different from our usually style and it’s not claimed by us officially. You know we’ve been dodging questions since it’s been released, but I suppose now’s as good as ever.” He looked at Sirius, who was watching intently from his spot in the crowd. Everyone else in the audience was getting more excited.
“In case anyone has yet to guess, we present you ‘Family Line’.
The crowd starting screaming.
The band started playing the opening cords as the lights dimmed, and the crowd started quieting down. The people who knew quieted down out of respect and the rest did because everyone else did.
Regulus closed his eyes and took a deep breath before he started singing in the mic.
“My father never talked a lot. He just took a walk around the block 'til all his anger took a hold of him and then he'd hit.”
“My mother never cried a lot. She took the punches, but she never fought 'til she said, "I'm leaving, and I'll take the kids" so she did.”
“I say they're just the ones who gave me life;
But I truly am my parents' child.”
“Scattered 'cross my family line. I'm so good at telling lies that came from my mother's side
told a million to survive. Scattered 'cross my family line. God, I have my father's eyes but my brother's when I cry. I can run, but I can't hide from my family line.”
‘It's hard to put it into words how the holidays will always hurt. I watch the fathers with their little girls and wonder what I did to deserve this.”
“How could you hurt a little kid? I can't forget, I can't forgive you 'Cause now I'm scared that everyone I love will leave me.” He opened his eyes and looked directly at Sirius before looking away to scan the crowd.
“Scattered 'cross my family line. I'm so good at telling lies that came from my mother's side; told a million to survive. Scattered 'cross my family line. God, I have my father's eyes but my brother's when I cry. I can run, but I can't hide
From my family line.”
“From my family line.”
“Oh, all that I did to try to undo it. All of my pain and all your excuses. I was a kid but I wasn't clueless. (Someone who loves you wouldn't do this). All of my past, I tried to erase it. But now I see, would I even change it? Might share a face and share a last name, but (We are not the same).” Regulus looked back over to where Sirius is only to find him gone.
“Scattered 'cross my family line. I'm so good at telling lies that came from my mother's side;
Told a million to survive. Scattered across my family line. God, I have my father's eyes, but my sister's when I cry. I can run, but I can't hide from my family line.”
“From my family line.”
Dorcas hit the the final note and the band ran off stage.
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The song that played at the beginning was ‘Rockstar’ by Nickelback and the last song was ‘Family line’ by Conan Gray except I changed the ‘sister’ to ‘brother’ so it fit.
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astrronomemes · 8 months
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NICKELBACK: ALL THE RIGHT REASONS STARTERS (PART II)
a collection of lyrics from the 2005 Nickelback album, All the Right Reasons. change & alter as needed.
"Each night seems like it's getting worse."
"I wish she'd take the night off, so I don't have to fight off every asshole coming on to her."
"Don't they know it's never gonna work?"
"Here comes the next contestant."
"Is that your hand on my girlfriend?"
"There goes the next contestant."
"Everybody here keeps staring."
"I can't wait until they get what they deserve."
"How could you take his life away?! What made you think you had the right?!"
"How could you be so full of hate?"
"How could you let him do it?!"
"I never dreamed that you'd be mine, but here we are."
"If everyone cared, and nobody cried... if everyone loved, and nobody lied... if everyone shared, and swallowed their pride... then we'd see the day that nobody died."
"We'll show the world that they were wrong."
"If they could love like you and me, imagine what the world could be."
"The one I want to be with is with somebody else."
"Oh, god, I want to be that someone that you're with."
"I'm through with standing in line to clubs I'll never get in."
"It's like the bottom of the ninth, and I'm never gonna win."
"This life hasn't turned out quite the way I wanted it to be."
"I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame. I'd even cut my hair, and change my name."
"We all just want to be big rock stars, and live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars."
"The girls come easy, and the drugs come cheap."
"Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial."
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hime-memes · 1 year
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                                    • Assorted Nickelback Lyrics • 
Request: ‘ Could you write up some Nickelback lyric starters maybe?  ‘ - and, here they are anon ! I went with the classics. 
As always: These have been modified for cohesive and sensical use for the general RPC. Feel free to change anything within these that you see fit to make it work for your muse & the receiver’s muse !
Recommended For: Any muses/plots/timelines.
Trigger Warnings For: Swearing, Drug References, Alcohol references, Smoking, and Themes of addiction, NSFW material
‘ How You Remind Me ‘  “ Never made it as a wise man. “ “ I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing ... “ “ Tired of livin' like a blind man -- I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling ! “ “ This is how you remind me of what I really am. “ “ It's not like you to say sorry. “  “ I was waitin' on a different story ... “ “ This time I'm mistaken - for handing you a heart worth breakin' ! ”  " I've been wrong, I've been down -- Been to the bottom of every bottle. “ “ These five words in my head scream, ‘ Are we havin' fun yet ? ‘ “ “ It's not like you didn't know that. “ “ I said, ‘ I love you ‘, and I swear I still do ! “ “ It must have been so bad -- 'cause livin' with me must have damn near killed you. “  ‘ Far Away ‘ “ Too long, too late: Who was I to make you wait ? “ “ Just one chance, just one breath -- just in case there's just one left. “  “ 'Cause you know ... that I love you. “ “ I have loved you all along and, I miss you ! “  “ I’ve been far away, for far too long. “  “ I keep dreaming you'll be with me, and you'll never go. ”  “ I’ll stop breathing if I don't see you anymore. “ “ On my knees, I'll ask. “ “ It’s the last chance for one last dance ... “ “ 'Cause with you; I'd withstand all of hell to hold your hand. “  “ I'd give it all; I'd give for us -- give anything, but I won't give up. “  “ And I forgive you for being away, for far too long. “ “ So keep breathing ... “ " I'm not leaving you anymore, so believe it. “ “ Hold on to me and never let me go ... “ ‘ Rockstar ‘ “ I'm through with standing in line to clubs I'll never get in ! “  “ --- It's like the bottom of the ninth, and I'm never gonna win. “ “ This life hasn't turned out quite the way I want it to be. “  “ I'll need a credit card that's got no limit. “ " I’ll need a big black jet with a bedroom in it - gonna join the mile high club at 37, 000 feet. “ “ I want my own star on Hollywood Boulevard: somewhere between Cher and James Dean is fine for me ! “  “ I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame ! ( I'd even cut my hair and changed my name ) ! “ “ 'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars ... “ “ The girls come easy, and the drugs come cheap. “ “ ... And we'll hang out in the coolest bars; ( In the V.I.P. ), with the movie stars. “ “ I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels ! “  “ I’ll hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes. “  “ I’ll sign a couple autographs, so I can eat my meals for free. “ “ I'm gonna dress my ass with the latest fashion. “  “ Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion, then gonna date a centerfold that loves to blow my money for me. “ “ We'll hide out in the private rooms. “ “ They'll get you anything with that evil smile. “  “ Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial. “  “ I'm gonna sing those songs that offend the censors ! “  “ I’m gonna pop my pills from a Pez dispenser. “ “ I'll get washed-up singers writing all my songs, then lip sync 'em every night, so I don't get 'em wrong ! ” ‘ If Today Was Your Last Day ‘  “ My best friend gave me the best advice: He said, ‘ Each day's a gift, and not a given right ! ‘ " “ Leave no stone unturned, and leave your fears behind. “ “ Try to take the path less traveled by; that first step you take is the longest stride ! “  “ If today was your last day, and tomorrow was too late -- could you say goodbye to yesterday ? ”  “ Would you live each moment like your last ? “ “ Leave old pictures in the past ... “ “ Donate every dime you have. “ “ Against the grain should be a way of life ! “ “ What's worth the prize is always worth the fight. “ “ Every second counts, 'cause there's no second try -- so, live it like you're never livin' twice. “ “ Don't take the free ride in your own life. “  “ Would you call old friends you never see ? Reminisce old memories ? “ “ Would you forgive your enemies ? -- Could you ? “ " Would you find that one you're dreamin' of ? “ “ Swear up and down to God above: That you'll ‘ finally fall in love ‘. “  “ Would you make your mark by mending a broken heart ? “ “ You know it's never too late to shoot for the stars, regardless of who you are ! “  “ So do whatever it takes, 'cause you can't rewind a moment in this life. “  “ Let nothin' stand in your way, ‘cause the hands of time are never on your side. “  ‘ Someday ‘ “ How the hell'd we wind up like this ?! “  “ Why weren't we able to see the signs that we missed ? “ “ Then try and turn the tables ! “  “ I wish you'd unclench your fists, and unpack your suitcase. “  “ Lately there's been too much of this ! ( But, don't think it's too late ) ! “  “ Nothing's wrong just as long as you know that someday I will ... “ “ Someday, somehow ... I'm gonna make it alright but, not right now. “ “ I know you're wondering when; and you're the only one who knows that. “  “ Well, I'd hope that since we're here anyway; we could end up saying things we've always needed to say. “ “ Now the story's played out like this, ( just like a paperback novel ! ), but let's rewrite an ending that fits -- instead of a Hollywood horror. “ 
‘ Gotta Be Somebody ‘ “ I wonder what it feels like to find the one in this life; The one we all dream of but, dreams just aren't enough ! “  “ I'll be waiting for the real thing; I'll know it by the feeling ! ”  “ The moment when we're meeting will play out like a scene straight off the silver screen ... “ “ So I'll be holding my breath -- right up 'til the end -- until that moment when I find the one that I'll spend forever with. “  “ 'Cause nobody wants to be the last one there. “  “ ... 'Cause everyone wants to feel like someone cares ! “  “ Someone to love with my life in their hands;  there's gotta be somebody for me like that ! “ “ 'Cause nobody wants to go it on their own, and everyone wants to know they're not alone ! “  “ ... There's somebody else that feels the same somewhere ... “  “ There's gotta be somebody for me out there ! “  “ Tonight: out on the street, out in the moonlight ...dammit, this feels too right ! “  “ It's just like déjà vu -- Me, standing here with you. “  “ I'll be holding my breath, could this be the end ? Is it that moment when I find the one that I'll spend forever with ?! “ 
‘ Next Contestant ‘  “ I judge by what she's wearing, just how many heads I'm tearing off of assholes coming on to her ... “ “ ( Each night seems like it's getting worse ) ! ” " I wish she'd take the night off - So I don't have to fight off every asshole coming on to her. “ “ It happens every night she works. “  “ They'll go and ask the DJ, ( find out just what would she say ). “ “ ... Don't they know it's never gonna work ? “ “ This time somebody's getting hurt ! “ “ Here comes the next contestant ... “ “ Is that your hand on my girlfriend ? “ “ I wish you'd do it again ... I'll watch you leave here limping. “ “ I even fear the ladies: They're cool, but twice as crazy ! “  “ Everyone keeps coming onto her ... “ “ I'm hating what she's wearing. “  “ Everybody here keeps staring -- “  “ ... Can't wait 'till they get what they deserve ! “  ‘ Photograph ‘ “ Look at this photograph ! Every time I do, it makes me laugh ... “  “ How did our eyes get so red ? “ “ ... And what the hell is on [Name]'s head ? “ “ This is where I grew up ! ( I think the present owner fixed it up ) ! “  “ I never knew we'd ever went without. “  “ The second floor is hard for sneaking out. “  “ This is where I went to school ... most of the time I had better things to do. “  “ My criminal record says I broke in twice, I must have done it half a dozen times ... “ “ Life's better now than it was back then. “ “ If I was them, I wouldn't let me in ! “  “ Oh, God, I ... “ “ Every memory of looking out the back door ... “ “ I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor. “ “ It's hard to say it, time to say it: Goodbye. “ “ Every memory of walking out the front door ... “ “ I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for ! “  “ Remember the old arcade ? -- Blew every dollar that we ever made ! “  “ The cops hated us hangin' out; They say, ‘ Somebody went and burned it down ‘ ! “  “ We used to listen to the radio and sing along with every song we know. “  “ We said, ‘ Someday we'd find out how it feels to sing to more than just the steering wheel ‘ ! " “ [Name]'s the first girl I kissed; I was so nervous that I nearly missed ! “  “ They've had a couple of kids since then -- I haven't seen them since God knows when. “ “ I miss that town, I miss the faces ... ! “ “ You can't erase, you can't replace it ... “ “ I miss it now; I can't believe it ! “ “ So hard to stay, too hard to leave it ... “ “ If I could relive those days - I know the one thing that would never change ... “ ‘ If Everyone Cared ‘ “ From underneath the trees; we’d watch the sky ... confusing stars for satellites. “ “ I never dreamed that you'd be mine -- But, here we are: we're here tonight. “ “ If everyone cared and nobody cried, everyone loved and nobody lied ... If everyone shared and swallowed their pride ? ... Then we'd see the day, when nobody died. “ “ And in the air ? The fireflies ... our only light in paradise. “ “ We'll show the world they were wrong ! “ “ ... And as we lie beneath the stars, we realize how small we are. “ “ If they could love like you and me ? ... Imagine what the world could be ... “
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antvnger · 2 years
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🎵 And we'll hide out in the private rooms with the latest dictionary and today's who's who. They'll get you anything with that evil smile. Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial, well…
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Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar🎸🥁
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metaladam · 15 days
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" 'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars And live in hilltop houses, driving 15 cars The girls come easy, and the drugs come cheap We'll all stay skinny, 'cause we just won't eat And we'll hang out in the coolest bars In the V.I.P. with the movie stars Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there Every Playboy Bunny with her bleached blond hair and, well And we'll hide out in the private rooms With the latest dictionary, and today's who's who They'll get you anything with that evil smile Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial, well Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar Hmm, hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar!"
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aerialfluff · 4 years
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♾️ (this one is for not K-pop)
Ya sneaky little-
Get washed-up singers writin' all my songs
Lipsync 'em every night so I don't get 'em wrong
Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair
They'll get you anything with that evil smile
Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial
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hitchell-mope · 4 years
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Rockstar by Chad (interjections by Audrey)
Chad: I'm through with standin' in lines to clubs I'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth and I'm never gonna win
This life hasn't turned out
Quite the way I want it to be
Audrey: Tell me what you want
Chad: I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king size tub
Big enough for ten plus me
Audrey: Yeah, so what you need?
Chad: I need a a credit card that's got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club
At thirty-seven thousand feet
Audrey: gross
Chad: I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher
And James Dean is fine for me
Audrey: So how you gonna do it?
Chad: I'm gonna trade this life
For fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair
And change my name
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses, drivin' fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair
And well, hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
Sign a couple autographs
So I can eat my meals for free
Audrey: I'll have the quesadilla, ha, ha
Chad: I'm gonna dress my ass with the latest fashion
Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
Gonna date a centerfold that loves
To blow my money for me
Audrey: So how you gonna do it?
Chad: I'm gonna trade this life
For fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair
And change my name
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses, drivin' fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary of today's who's who
They'll get you anything with that evil smile
Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial
Well, hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
I'm gonna sing those songs that offend the censors
Gonna pop my pills from a Pez dispenser
Get washed-up singers writin' all my songs
Lipsync 'em every night so I don't get 'em wrong
Well, we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses, drivin' fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary of today's who's who
They'll get you anything with that evil smile
Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial
Well, hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
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zvdvdlvr · 1 year
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when you're done
( kit walker )
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-> synopsis: cleaning kit up after he gets back from solitary
-> warnings: foul language, pet names [angel, pretty boy], smoking, mention of blood, making out (no im not sorry 😇)
-> pairing: kit walker x reader
-> reading time:
-> reader's pronouns: she/her
-> a/n: KIT>>> also i hope this is good :')
{🌸}
"what gave you the idea to start a fight in the common room that required you going to the shithole for a day and a half?" y/n questioned, perched on the counter in the kitchen dabbing at Kit's lip with a paper towel and peroxide at her hand.
Kit shrugged. "maybe if they weren't talkin' 'bout you..." he trailed off, scratching at a cut by his hairline.
y/n swatted his hand down, turning his head down so she could get a better view of his cut. the blood from his cut had gotten his hair sticky in the thick red liquid, and had dried on his skin. "hell, kit. i don't give a shit if they talk about me unless they're dumb enough to talk about me in front of me. don't get yourself hurt because of what's said about littl ol' me," she spoke quietly.
when she took ger hands away from him, kit looked up. she had noticeable dark bags under her eyes, her hair was unruly and messy, and she had a bruise across her face because of previously being in solitary, but she was one of the most beautiful things Kit had ever seen. her eyes had a light in them that Kit had promised himself to protect the first time she looked up at him with a weary smile.
"walker?" y/n asked, peering into his eyes. her pretty lips were just inches from his, and his eyes unconsciously flickered to them every few seconds.
he smiled. "my head hurts, angel," he began. "will you kiss it to make it better?"
slowly, y/n lifted her hands to cup his cheeks and tilted his head down. she pressed her lips to the cut on his hairline, lingering. she pulled back slowly.
"my cheek hurts. you should kiss that too," kit grinned.
moving her hands, y/n kissed both of his lightly bruised cheeks. when she pulled away, his smile was wider than any other she'd seen.
"my lips hurt," he started.
waiting for him to continue, y/n threaded her fingers into the hair on the nape of his neck, urging him to go on.
he swallowed. with his eyes a mixture of emotions, he finished with "you should really kiss them."
y/n smashed her lips onto his. immediately, his hands latched onto her, touching her, feeling her. a small groan left kit's lips when y/n nipped at his bottom lip.
pulling away, kit rested his forhead against y/n's. exhaling through his swollen lips, he could feel y/n still fiddling with his hair.
after a minute, though, y/n pulled away. kit's hurt eyes made y/n press another small kiss to his lips. "i gotta clean you up, pretty boy, jeez."
"but you'll kiss me when you're done, yeah?"
y/n laughed, putting peroxide on a new paper towel. "'course i'll kiss you when i'm done."
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ahmedsebak · 5 years
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I'm through with standin' in lines to clubs I'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth and I'm never gonna win
This life hasn't turned out
Quite the way I want it to be
(Tell me what you want)
I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king size tub
Big enough for ten plus me
(Yeah, so what you need?)
I need a a credit card that's got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club
At thirty-seven thousand feet
(Been there, done that)
I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher
And James Dean is fine for me
(So how you gonna do it?)
I'm gonna trade this life
For fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair
And change my name
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses, drivin' fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair
And well, hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
Sign a couple autographs
So I can eat my meals for free
(I'll have the quesadilla, ha, ha)
I'm gonna dress my ass with the latest fashion
Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
Gonna date a centerfold that loves
To blow my money for me
(So how you gonna do it?)
I'm gonna trade this life
For fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair
And change my name
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses, drivin' fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary of today's who's who
They'll get you anything with that evil smile
Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial
Well, hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
I'm gonna sing those songs that offend the censors
Gonna pop my pills from a Pez dispenser
Get washed-up singers writin' all my songs
Lipsync 'em every night so I don't get 'em wrong
Well, we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses, drivin' fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary of today's who's who
They'll get you anything with that evil smile
Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial
Well, hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
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theleastlunatic · 5 years
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Ladies and Gentleyeets This Is Mambo 5back
One, two, three-four, fiiiive
Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial
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myworthlesslife · 2 years
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EVERYBODY’S GOT A DRUG DEALER ON SPEED-DIAL !!!
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pandalavalamp · 3 years
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Mixing Mambo No. 5 lyrics with Nickelback like
One, two, three, four, five everybody’s got a drug dealer on speed dial
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lovelikenoother712 · 4 years
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They’ll get you anything with that evil smile everybodies got a drug dealer on speed dial
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