they should invent a job application that gets responses

girl if you do not clock out and lezz the fuck out already..

just saw a single piece of paper drift past 50 feet in the air over buildings like a beautiful white bird

has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment

the last remaining marijuana receptors in my brain must have finally fizzled out bc that shit isn’t even fun or relaxing anymore. like i don’t even feel positively stoned when i smoke anymore it’s just all anxiety and nothing else. it’s been like a week since i’ve smoked and i already feel sm better…… not to say i won’t partake maybe once in a while but im def taking an indefinite hiatus.

miffy & melanie (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)

2024-3-29

if anyone needs help touching grass more often, i’ve found pokemon go to be really helpful.

2023-11-18

confession: i’ve never been able to understand what undertale is about. i tried to play the game a couple times but i never got very far. i’ve had multiple people try to explain the game to me but it’s never been able to stick in my mind for some reason. the only thing i really fucks with about it is mettaton bc they’re cunty. other than that i just don’t think i’ll ever get it or really know what it’s about. i know i could just watch a video or something but idk i kind of like the mystery and how my brain just refuses to let it in despite multiple attempts.

enjoy your sunday 🤍🤍🤍

I sleep great at night, no kids, no STD’s/STI’s, nobody cheating on me, bills paid, fridge full, no Diddy shit, situationships, Peaceful! Bliss!

this tom kha soup is going crazy rn