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moonflower-pies · 5 months

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EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO WISH @fluffygiraffe A VERY HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY, OR I’M RIPPING OUT KNEECAPS! /j /j /silly

#spooks’ mini rambles #wtf am I doing lmao #don’t take this seriously lmao #but go wish them a happy birthday cause they’re cool and awesome and so much better than me (I’m kidding we’re all great!) lol

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runin-reads · 2 years

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Rwby characters I see as Filipino

Based on purely vibes. Feel free to reblog with other characters

Summer rose + Ruby

Oscar

Sun Wukong - Chinese dad pinoy mom

Velvet - mestiza queen

Mercury - wasian king /j his biological mom was filo but wasn’t apart of his life

Maria

Harriet - blasian

#rwby headcanon #Ruby rose #Oscar pine #Mercury black #summer rose #sun wukong #velvet scarlatina #maria calavera #don’t take this seriously LMAO

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zerothesonic · 4 months

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“control yourself, be the bigger person” so since i’m 10cm shorter than the average person does that mean i can slap whoever i want

#don’t take this seriously lmao #it’s a joke!!#slapping someone just because you feel like it is not right :(#joke #humor #my poor attempt at a joke #and for the record i’m average height lmao

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troythings · 6 months

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batshit nonsensical headcannon of the day:

donna troy is a moon denier.

moon denier in the sense that, donna believes in the spiritual / symbolic aspects of the moon as in greek mythology. definitely does not believe the moon is a rock in space. because the moon is clearly a chariot drawn by selene and symbolized by artemis and hecate. “there is no way something that sacred is just a giant rock. floating in space. the thing that man’s world calls the moon is just a rock, that they named after the actual moon”

probably denies the moon landing too. how tf did you land a flag on the moon. did they pike selene with it. was it a lil bonk

#this has been disproven by canon #multiple times #don’t take this seriously lmao #schizopost #shitpost #batshit headcannons #donna troy #wonder girl #troia #wonder woman #dc comics

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moonlightdancer26 · 3 months

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James Potter:

Actually saved Harry’s life ❌

Outran a hippogriff ❌

Choked someone with soap and exposed them against their will ✅

Is batman ❌

Spied on Voldemort and saved the Wizarding World ❌

Severus Snape:

Actually saved Harry’s life ✅

Outran a hippogriff ✅

Choked someone with soap and exposed them against their will ❌

Is batman ✅

Spied on Voldemort and saved the Wizarding World ✅

#shitpost #took inspo from a random tiktok #can you tell i’m bored #severus snape #snape #i should add ‘‘bullied a kid for no reason ✅’’ on both of their lists LMAO #(in james’s case it’s snape and in snape’s case it’s james’s son)#pro snape #pro severus snape #anti james potter #don’t take this too seriously #🫶🏼#harry potter #hp

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shima-draws · 9 months

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Watched the MLB movie and I just. I WANT to gush about it but the fact that Marinette’s regular voice actor and her singing voice actor sound SO different just took me out of it every time and left me feeling very disengaged;; At least Adrien’s singing voice kind of sounds like his speaking voice (and Gabriel’s is 👌 bc my king Keith Silverstein can actually sing and he can sing REALLY fucking well) but Marinette’s. The voices are COMPLETELY different and it threw me off every single time. Like obviously her singing voice is really good and I understand why they picked that person to do her songs but bro you could have at least TRIED to get someone that sounds similar to Cristina Vee. It drove me nuts every time she sang bc I was like “That is CLEARLY a different person entirely!!”

I’m realizing this might have been a dubbing issue but still 😭 I feel like I would have enjoyed the movie way more if it didn’t look like Marinette was lip syncing the entire time bc there was such a huge disconnect between her speaking and singing voice

#Also I can’t fucking believe they did that to my boy Plagg. They RUINED him #He did not deserve that #Miraculous Ladybug #MLB #MLB movie #ALSO. Also. Personally. I don’t think it needed to be a musical #Bc that was very jarring in itself I was not expecting it #Since Miraculous isn’t a musical normally anyway!!#They probably could have fit in a lot more plot and made the story flow better if they took out all the songs #And replaced them with actual character development and stuff.#Idk it just feels like they tried to make it like a Disney film. And it didn’t quite fit with the story #I WILL say tho the character models were top notch. Marinette with FRECKLES?? YES PLEASE #Anyway yeah lots of thoughts but I could not take it seriously bc of the awkward voice casting #It actually ruined a lot of the movie for me :’( Again it drove me nuts lmao #Shima speaks #Idk maybe I'll watch it in French next time. Maybe I'll like it better then lol

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minyooon3012 · 3 months

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Yes, they murdered someone, but what did you expect from five repressed homosexuals in the 80s? Of course they would kill the first homophobe they’d come across

#the secret history #tsh #incorrect quotes #y’all I’m just kidding lmao don’t take me seriously #Richard u are gay asf #and the rest of them #they’re fruity #henry winter #richard papen #francis abernathy #camilla macaulay #charles macaulay #bunny corcoran #books and reading

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jasontoddsgaythoughts · 10 months

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If DC wants to keep pushing out different types of Gotham War comics for every year, they may as well make a Gotham Batman Ships war next year. They get to make light fun of their fans. Batman is spread all over somewhat romantically like hummus. They get to bring in different heroes and Gotham villains to fight reluctantly (they don’t want the Batman they just want the honor). The batkids get to sit cute on the sidelines and laugh at their dad’s misery. It’s fun

#as a batlantern fan I would find satisfaction in Hal floating through Gotham wondering why he’s even here lmao #but it’s all fun and games for me until I have to serve for batlantern 😔#for anyone who takes this seriously… tis a joke #the batkids will actually have to do something when Superman takes the lead #they rally behind Wonder Woman but jason betrays them #she’s too good for that stinky rich man #bruce wayne #batman #dc #batlantern #superbat #brutalia #wonderbat #ghostbat #batcat #I don’t know the ship names for the others like two face and the riddler or something #so just pretend I tagged all the Gotham rogues that have shown interest #except for batjokes or whatever they call that ship #that one can choke #I guess they can be the giant storm that brings everyone together in the end #and no batcest either

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clownsuu · 11 months

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Holy cow there’re a lot and I really do mean A LOT of Welcome Home AUs, and more coming too. Not saying it’s a bad thing, but it makes sense considering WH doesn’t have a lot to work with so it leaves tons of room for fans to play around with. I just hope it doesn’t get outta hand like what happened to Undertale with its AUs.

People are free to have creative liberty on what aus they wanna make- like you said there is very little canon content to munch on so people will pull a “fine I’ll do it myself” JCHFHDHU-

I personally don’t mind it as well, but I do enjoy the aus where they purposely change Wally’s height just to make him more simp-able LMAOO

#Personally all my aus (like 3-4-? Honestly kinda just one aka mob the others are off brands LMAO) Wally are all still the same height #Except Yakuza Wally #He’s a single apple taller #Used god like powers to gain a single inch of height #Home wouldn’t allow any more smhhhhhh #Iv seen a lot of aus but personally I’m a big fan of the more jokey/light hearted non serious ones #Like this one whole au is just Wally being high LMAOOOO #Iv been tempted to make a au just called “Wally commits tax evasion/fraud” for like two weeks now #Oh I also love gangster au (joke au please don’t take this seriously) from toonz #Stunning amazing brilliant perfect show stopping-#More serious is probably greyscale #Mostly cause one: dadpa biased-#And two it’s a really cool concept with hella lotta drama for it (gotta love me some broken ass peeps)#But yeah as long as people don’t start making really sus aus/breaking clowns boundaries in the au verse we should be fine #Cause lort fuggin knows that they will be harassed to oblivion for it JDHDHDDH

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katiebell · 6 months

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I have Thoughts about harrow and gideon both seeing their relationship as romantic, actually, but they both think it’s unrequited

for gideon in particular she totally married harrow (“if aught but death part me and thee”, “sure cam, marry a moron then die, I get the urge”) EXCEPT she sees it as a one sided marriage (girl lol) and in this case death joined them rather than parting them….. so harrow’s refusal to eat her soul is a double rejection - she gave harrow her life in the physical and metaphorical sense, and from her pov harrow basically went “fuck u here’s our divorce”

#tlt spoilers #the locked tomb #griddlehark #don’t take this too seriously btw lmao it’s just a thought rattling around in my brain #but that ‘marry a moron then die’ DOES MAKE IT PLAUSIBLE #get it…. she gave her her whole life as one does in marriage vows…. and harrow didn’t even want it #meanwhile harrow’s crying screaming throwing up getting haunted lobotomizing herself to get Gideon back 🤡#OH AND DONT FORGET GIDEON JOTTING DOWN ‘CAVALIER PRIMARRIED’ TO USE LATER LMFAO #she was like yknow what I’ve been waiting my whole fucking life for this if I’m gonna die I’m also marrying harrow

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marsdeathdefiances · 9 months

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Petition to rename ‘The Odyssey’ to ‘Are You There Gods? It’s me, Odysseus’

#please don’t take me seriously rn I’m in so much pain lmao #and I cope through weird jokes #has this been said before?#I feel like it has but I can’t remember #odysseus #the odyssey #not an incorrect quote

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prying-pandora666 · 2 months

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I can see why you voice Azula. Your manipulative and a liar just like her.

You say you have nothing against Zutara but you defend Aang anytime we have valid criticisms of his sexism and racism.

You are highly critical of Maiko and yet you claim to love both Zuko and Mai. If you loved them so much you’d want them to be happy together.

You reblog any Zuko ship that isn’t Maiko. Casually scrolling your blog I have seen you support Zukka, Jinko, Toko, and Zutara but that last one is obviously fake because you also criticize the pirate scene.

Meanwhile you hypocritically support Azula ships like Sokkla, TyZula, and Mailee. You don’t call out Zucest either just like your TERF icon Grey.

Your obvi a Kataang shipper in disguise. Zutarians have been fighting this battle since the beginning. We won’t fall for your Trojan horse.

Azula always lies.

I can see your entire post history behind your eyes. You were born with nothing. And you’ve had to troll, and plagiarize, and drama-post your way to the top.

But true power? The divine right to multi-ship? Is something you’re born with.

Your followers (if indeed you have any) may not know how this is going to turn out.

But I know.

And you know.

Those allegations against Grey Delisle were false. Katy Perry stans made them up because Grey called Katy out on voting for anti-gay politicians.

Whoops. Guess you’re not as informed as you thought.

Don’t flatter yourself.

You were never even a shitposter.

#Lucia says #this is the most unhinged ask I’ve ever gotten #I don’t even know what they’re mad about #Because I don’t take shipping seriously and enjoy multiple ships?#Because I love Aang and defend him against false interpretations?#Because I have been critical of some Zutara tropes #then my support of Zutara must be false?#Because I don’t like Maiko or how it was written that means I don’t like Zuko or Mai?#I never denied I like Kataang. I’m open about it. It’s not a secret. Lmao.#Masterful detective work.#Also you missed Azulaang and TySuki.

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crazy-fangirl2524 · 9 days

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Andrew Minyard puts on his black combat boots and black armbands. He wears his black hoodie because Andrew is not like other boys. His newest teammate Neil Josten has an aura of danger that Andrew knows he is better off not getting close. But Andrew cannot help it. He is like a moth drawn to a flame. Neil’s untamed auburn hair that is never styled yet it is messy in an effortless way and his big blue orbs that must have a lot of hidden secrets. Andrew knows he should not play with fire but with that toned body Andrew minyard can not stay away.

Whatever, not like Neil josten would notice him anyways. He is the outcast in his teams and no one likes him. Neil josten would not care about him.

Imagine Andrew’s surprise when Neil josten joins him on the roof and shares his secrets. Andrew is right, Neil has a very dark past that is even darker than Andrew’s. Neil is involved in the mafia! But because Andrew is not like other boys he does not care and promise to protect Neil even though Andrew probably cannot do anything if anything happens. Neil probably has to be the one to save Andrew.

Neil also turns out to be loaded and he buys Andrew a car when his was destroyed and Andrew cannot say no to a Maserati.

Everyone else on the team is so shock when super attractive good looking Neil josten will choose to be with someone like Andrew minyard but Neil does not care and growls at anyone that says anything bad about Andrew.

#THIS IS SATIRE #SATIRE #okay this is satire pls don’t take this seriously #I have the idea to write like cringy wattpad from Andrew pov but the more I write the more I’m like oh no I feel like Andrew’s inner #monologue is exactly like that and I could not differentiate and had to try so hard lmao #I literally just have to tone shit up and like use cringy words and summarise the books and boom wow bad boy billionaire mafia Neil #and y/n Andrew!!!#I was low-key laughing out loud at how accurate this is tho like wdym this is exactly what happens in the books #from now on if people ask me what’s aftg about I’ll show them this #and that’s why Nora has amazing writing skills because imagine being able to write this shit in such a poetic way #and actually adding layers and deep meanings and it’s not dumb or cringe #anyways I love aftg and Nora sakavic #aftg #all for the game #tfc #the foxhole court #aftg series #aftg fandom #aftg incorrect quotes #andrew minyard #neil josten #andrew joseph minyard #the sunshine court #aftg thoughts #aftg reread #aftg shitpost #tfc shitpost #incorrect tfc #tfc textpost #aftg andreil

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jacarandaaaas · 9 days

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you know what? I actually find it wild we are coming up to 3 years of encanto being released but there hasn’t been a single announcement for a short? or anything really. It’s actually bizarre to me because encanto has been the only HIT this decade but the last piece of animated content we got was ouas and before that it was a whirlpool commerical💀

#encanto #encanto disney #disneys encanto #I will always find this weird #like did they not see the numbers and the constant demand?#like d*sney love to pretend encanto was a flop because it released during lockdown #don’t mind me mourning the hypothetical encanto series again lmao #no but seriously why are they doing nothing #I love the books sm but I also miss the madrigals voices!#silly late night rant don’t take this too serious

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devilsrecreation · 29 days

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