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popqorn · 3 days

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What’s the consensus on what Hua Cheng did with the statues?

It may be controversial, but I suspect it was hornier than whatever Luo Binghe was doing with Shen Qingqiu’s corpse…dressing it every morning, making it breakfast, and sobbing.

Like, I don’t think Hua Cheng actually did anything untoward with the statues, but he probably had thoughts about maybe, just maybe, kissing a hand, or a cheek, or — Anyway, he would feel very guilty about having such thoughts and atone for a long time...until the thoughts inevitably sprung up again, leading to more atonement. Basically, just an endless cycle of horny atonement.

#don’t take this too seriously #I’m begging #😭#hua cheng #tgcf #svsss #luo binghe #poppy posts

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your-mums-nuts · 1 day

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Stop woobifying Polin like Colin doesn’t famously have a temper and Penelope doesn’t have a column that had canonically made her an enemy of the crown.

#don’t take this too seriously #polin #penelope featherington #colin bridgerton #bridgerton

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beanbagstab · 2 months

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Can’t argue with that logic

Happy Valentine’s Day everyone 💙🩷

#sonamy #sonic x amy #sonamy forever #sonamy comic #sonic #amyrose #sonic the hedgehog #sonic fanart #amy rose fanart #sth #sonic fandom #the sillies #don’t take this too seriously #my art #digital art

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moonlightdancer26 · 2 months

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James Potter:

Actually saved Harry’s life ❌

Outran a hippogriff ❌

Choked someone with soap and exposed them against their will ✅

Is batman ❌

Spied on Voldemort and saved the Wizarding World ❌

Severus Snape:

Actually saved Harry’s life ✅

Outran a hippogriff ✅

Choked someone with soap and exposed them against their will ❌

Is batman ✅

Spied on Voldemort and saved the Wizarding World ✅

#shitpost #took inspo from a random tiktok #can you tell i’m bored #severus snape #snape #i should add ‘‘bullied a kid for no reason ✅’’ on both of their lists LMAO #(in james’s case it’s snape and in snape’s case it’s james’s son)#pro snape #pro severus snape #anti james potter #don’t take this too seriously #🫶🏼#harry potter #hp

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vampierium · 6 months

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Call it a hunch, call it headcanon, there’s just something so queer about these two…

#redacted audio #yuurivoice #don’t take this too seriously #redactedverse #redacted asmr #yuurivoice charlie #redacted verse #headcanon #asmr rp #redacted guy

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beanzbeanz001 · 5 months

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Reasons why glammike is canon (fuck you)

1. Blue ass eyes

HES GOT THOSE TERRIFYING WHITE PEOPLE EYES!!! like how you could see that Elizabeth possessed baby when her eyes turned green? EXACTLY. (I’m choosing to ignore that blue eyes fit into his overall color palette)

We can forget the fact that they’re two different shades of blue because Mike had a completely different shade of skin in 83 so I feel it doesn’t matter whatsoever

2. Gregory 🫶🫶

Gregory looks almost EXACTLY like cc I don��t wanna hear SHIT!!! of course he’d wanna protect this kid!! He feels guilty for fuckinf killing one that looked just like him!! Also I feel like he’s why Freddy malfunctioned on stage,, like he saw Gregory and thought “oh shit he’s come back to haunt me” and had a seizure

3. His ruin design

You see how he doesn’t have a head? Guess who else doesn’t have a head. HIS BROTHER!! and you see how he’s got a fucked up stomach? Guess who got dragged into a stomach? HIS SISTER!!! That’s right. Parallels.

Also he’s torn to fucking shreads just like his dad

Edit: I CANT BELIEVE I FORGOT THAT THEY SCOOPED HIS ASS!!! MICHEAL ALSO HAD A HOLE IN HIS STOMACH ITS NOT JUST A SIBLING THING!! oops

4. Arson

I don’t know what to tell you it just runs in his dna. His robot ghost dna.

He’s got like what? 4 counts of arson? He just enjoys setting shit on fire idk

5. I want him to be

I think it would be cool

Thanks for coming to my ted talk

#five nights at freddy's #fnaf #glammike #micheal afton #glamrock #glamrock Freddy #Freddy Fazbear #cc #crying child #Elizabeth afton #Evan afton #security breach #security breach ruin #I’m a theorist now I’ve just decided #don’t take this too seriously

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incorrect-touhous-2 · 6 months

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I feel so bad for rinnosuke. Imagine being the only gay guy in a fantasy land of nothing but tit shatteringly beautiful hot women and yokai

#might delete later #touhou #shitpost #don’t take this too seriously #touhou project #2hu #rinnosuke #rinnosuke morichika #ghost talks

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sctumsempra · 2 months

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help i’m fixated on the tragic dungeon bat again

#severus snape #pro snape #autistic snape #snape fanart #don’t take this too seriously #i’ve never posted on tumblr before .. scary #i will call him autistic and make his gender an abstract concept i’m sorry #procreate #sketches

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2gay4gway · 2 months

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a simple question:

me and who ????

#mcr #my chemical romance #my chem #my chem romance #my chemical gerard #mcr gerard #my chemical frank #mcr frank #gerard way #frank iero #frerard #i don’t actually ship them but they’re too silly #this is a cry for help #don’t take this too seriously #me and who #live laugh love gerard way

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canonically47 · 4 days

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why is every song romantic somehow. fuck you

#/lh #/j #don’t take this too seriously #aro #aromantic #aromance #aromanticism #aromantism #arospec #aro pride #actually aro #actually aromantic #actually arospec

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iszapizza · 5 months

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shitpost (sugar baby boba AU?)

#star wars #star wars ot #darth vader #boba fett #darthfett #was this an excuse to draw him in a dress? maybe #shitpost #don’t take this too seriously #please

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artistcarcass · 2 months

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Legends Z-A was announced less than an hour ago and I’m still buzzing. My biggest question right now is the STARTERS.

Given that Legends Arceus had starters plucked from other regions, I feel the new game will do the same. The Kalos Starters will not be the starters of Legends Z-A if they’re following format. And I feel it’s safe to assume they won’t double up on regions cutting out Johto, Unova, and Alola.

One factor I’m leaning on heavily is that Mega Pokémon are implied to be returning. Which begs the question: Will the starters of Legends Z-A have regional variant forms, or mega forms?

If we’re getting starters that get megas, I can only assume we’ll be getting a Kanto and Hoenn starter, and one other random starter that will be getting a mega. Personally I feel it’s too soon for them to put a Paldean starter into a new game. Galar is a maybe, but all of their starters have G-Max forms (not that that matters, all the Kanto Starters have Megas and G-Max forms..). Leaving Sinnoh.

But this is all speculation and I could be entirely wrong. Starters may just be Pokémon that fit thematically with Kalos, so starters with origins that work could also fit right in.

This is all fun early announcement speculation. And I look forward to seeing where these games go! I’d love to hear other peoples takes and thoughts too! :)

#pokemon spoilers #starter pokemon #pokemon legends z #pokemon legends ZA #pokemon ZA #pokemon speculation #pokemon legends #text post #don’t take this too seriously

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justaghostingon · 3 months

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In which the Tsarista wants Friends And Furina is the Unfortunate Target

A silly genshin au

So i was thinking, u know how every archon has nothing but respect for Furnia?

What if the Tsarista did too? After all, the tsarista wants to defy the heavens, ancthe only person to get away with that and live (that we know of) is Furina.

And its so hard to find archons to hang out with. She’s still not talking to Venti. Morax has to many shady contracts with celestia, Nahida is a child by archon standards, Ei scares her, and frankly the less said about Murata the better.

So when word gets to her through whatever highspeed knowledge that the archons a seem to have about what Focolors and Furina did, she instantly wants to bring her in as an ally.

But alas! Arrlecino has made an absolutely terrible impression on Furina! So much so that Furina refused to meet her without othwr parties present!

This is a huge failure!

She proceeds to tell Arrlecino that while she’s not in trouble, as she did bring back the gnosis, couldn’t she have been a little nicer?

Just look at Childe! He managed to make a good impression on Morax, and he didn’t even realize it was Morax he was hanging out with!

They still get drinks somwtimes!

If Childe can befriend a god by accident, surely Arrlecino could at least mend bridges with Furina? Furina would be sooo useful after all.

Arrlecino, who has jetted off after getting the gnosis with a sick Childe and most certainly doesn’t have connection to whatever instant gossip communication that the Tsarista has, is very confused

She’s still under the impression that Furina was a cursed human, archon impersonator, and all around waste of space.

Now her boss and archon she respects is passive agressively trying to get her to introduce her to Furina and mad she’s not in her good books?

WHY????

Her general attitude is to point agressively at Furina eating her cake and going “This is the ONE u want? THIS one?”

Tsarista, sighing dramatically, “She’s perfect”

But Arrlecino is a harbringer, and what her archon wants, goes. So she goes back to fontain and tries to arrange a meetinf with Furina

This is of course, completely rejected, and accompanied by a sternly worded letter from Neuvillette saying that Furina is retired and not to bother her anymore.

Arrlecino tries to just go directly to Furina, but is chased away by some very agressive melusines. Arrlecino didn’t even know Melusines could be agressive

At this point, Arrlecino is getting annoyed. Did all their personal meetings mean nothing to Furina? She spent so much time and money on her favorite cakes!

Sure she tried to kill her, but that was one time! She should be over it by now!

But she hasn’t lost her head yet. It’s tiem to use her trump card. The magic siblings!

Lyney is a bit dubious on their new mission: “make nice to furina at all costs.” After all, their last two interactions with with her were Furina putting lyney on trial, and lyney and the gang putting her on trial. Not exactly easy to bounce back from.

But orders are orders, so they give it a shot.

They start with trying to ask Furina for help on stage management, give her invitations to their shows, etc.

Shared interests are important after all.

Bur Furina is not biting. She’s not good at magic she points out, so she won’t be much help to them and their better off seeking others to aid them.

She does go to their performance, but spends the entire time sandwiched between Navia and Clorinde. When lyney and lynette try to approach her, navia drags them into conversation instead as Clorinde escorts Furina out.

So that’s a no go.

Lynette then decides to take the more direct route, of breaking into Furina’s apartment to reach her. This goes understandably terribly, as Furina does not take well to a cloaked figure standing over her bed, saying “the Tsarista wants to talk to you”

She sends her water familiars to chase lynette away.

At this point Furina is getting very paranoid and the magic siblings are at the end of their rope. They break out their last hope: Freminet.

Sure he’s not the most social, but he’s by far the most adorable (in the twins opinion) and definitely nonthreatening.

Freminet’s turn goes as thus: Furina is sitting on a bench with her water familiars playing around her

Freminet sits next to her on the bench with Pers. He doesn’t look at Furina, instead staring at his feet.

Pers goes over to the water familiars and they start playing together. Furina and Freminet watch

Finally Freminet blurts out. “The Tsarista thinks your cool and wants to be your friend.”

Furina is startled, then switches into celebrity mode. Freminet doesn’t seem to mean any harm, but she doesn’t want to agree. So she sets an impossible task. She informs Freminet that she is a very popular person and if the tsarista wants to see her, she must come in person to Fontaine instead of sending minions.

Freminet nods and thanks her, saying he’ll pass on the message. He tells her Pers had a good time, and Furina smiles, certain that she’s handled the situation perfectly.

Exactly one week later, there’s a knock on her door. Furina opens it to see thr Tsarista dressed like a tourist with a bag of luggage. She informs Furina they are having a “girls” week.

Next thing Furina knows she and thr tsarista are sitting at a super fancy cake shop where the tsarista is piling Furina with all her favorite cakes with a beaming smile on her face.

As she resigns herself to her fate of lots of cake and spa activites with Tevats number one most controversial archon. Furina realizes she now knows where the Fatui get their crazy from

The end

#genshin impact #genshin impact au #furina #tsarista #arrlecino #arrlechino #why does her name has an h in it?#genshin lyney #lynette #freminet #pers did all the work #tsarista wants friends au #don’t take this too seriously

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rat-mans-things · 6 months

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I ship them

#fanart #digatal art #digital art #my art <3 #my art #tf2 #tf2 fanart #team fortress two #heavy x medic #team fortress heavy #heavymedic #this a joke #don’t take this too seriously #or is it?

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giveamadeuschohisownmovie · 8 months

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Crack theory: Since Netflix was determined to nail the “One Piece” live action adaptation, they wanted to make sure they hit all the necessary anime-isms (crazy fight scenes, strange hair, power of friendship, etc). However, when Netflix realized that gratuitous fanservice is also an anime-ism, they realized that they needed to tread lightly to avoid backlash and accusations of misogyny from general audiences. So, Netflix decided to give us fanservice with a character that won’t generate any controversy.

That’s why we got Helmeppo ass.

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willowtreebee · 15 days

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Keith and Pidge have such a close (sibling-like) bond, you cannot tell me otherwise.

Keith barged into their bedroom and announced that he had the best meme idea.

(Yes, Pidge taught him about meme culture.)

This was a hilarious idea-

Ref:

#don’t take this too seriously #not a ship #they them pronouns for Pidge #nonbinary pidge #voltron #keith kogane #fanart #voltron legendary defender #vld fanart #vld keith #voltron pidge #voltron headcanons #voltron fanart #vld pidge #pidge holt #pidge gunderson #katie holt

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