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willowtreebee · 17 days
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Keith and Pidge have such a close (sibling-like) bond, you cannot tell me otherwise.
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Keith barged into their bedroom and announced that he had the best meme idea.
(Yes, Pidge taught him about meme culture.)
This was a hilarious idea-
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vevveanimanga · 1 year
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A bit late but happy birthday to one of my favourite paladins!!!
Pidge is my fav space gremlin and they're to me as much important as for some of you, so here's my (probably) most detailed fanart I made ever! :D
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lillypad910 · 11 months
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Can I request a oneshot where reader gives Keith a spoon full of salt (like this https://youtube.com/shorts/cWHPVXMZdBQ?feature=share4 ) as a prank, but he just say that everything is ok just because he doesn't want to hurt reader feelings? And then even If this was just a silly prank reader realizes that Keith loves and cares about them so much?
Thank you for my first request!! I hope I did this justice! I knew exactly what the spoon of salt prank was before even looking at the clip and I’m so happy to get to write it with a character! You didn’t specify a gender so I didn’t use any pronouns so it’s completely gender neutral! Thank you again!!
Keith Kogane x Gn!Reader
Word count: 463
Short but sweet!
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You were in the kitchen on the Castle of Lions, Hunk stood next to you as you both prepared the meal for the rest of the paladins. You had gotten tired of that green food goo a while ago, so you and Hunk decided to try something new, to experiment a bit.
As you stirred the bowl of soup in the pot, an idea struck you. “Hunk,” you turn towards your larger friend, “hear me out.”
It took no time at all once your shared your devious prank with Hunk, before the spoon was covered in salt and dipped into the soup to cover the evidence.
Walking out of the kitchen with a spoon in hand, carefully, you made your way into the lounge area where the other paladins were sitting. Lance, Allura, and Pidge were all grouped together, talking about who knows what, voices giggling to themselves as they minded their own business.
Keith and Shiro were sitting on the other side, talking about the black lion. You walk over a bright smile on your face. “Keith?” You stop by the two and Keith looks up at you. “Yeah?” He looks at you, eyes happy to see you. “Would you try this for me? I’m trying to decide if it’s good.” You give him your best sing song voice, eyes glittering with hope.
Without batting an eye, Keith nods, “Sure,” he opens his mouth and you put the spoon closer to him for him to swallow the scoop. Almost instantly a reaction occurs as his nose slightly scrunches up. “Is it good?” You ask, trying not to laugh and break your cover. His lips pinch as he swallows, eyes twitching. “Yeah, babe, it’s-“ He smacks his lips, obviously struggling from the sudden lack of water in his mouth, “it’s good.”
“Do you think it’s needs more salt?” “No!” He practically cuts you off before correcting himself, “no, babe, it’s perfect just how it is. I’m sure everyone will like it.” He smiles at you, just happy to see your cute little smile get bigger.
It was at this moment you couldn’t stop yourself from giggling. You knew he was saying it was good just to make you feel good about it, not because he actually liked it.
His head tilts at your laughter. “Everything ok? Did I say something funny?” He asks. “No, no, you didn’t.” You try to stop your giggles before pulling him into a hug by his shoulders. “You’re too sweet, Keith.”
You knew Keith cared about you, but you didn’t know how deep that care went. If it was Lance with the spoon, he would have told him it was the grossest thing he’d ever eaten, but he didn’t. Because it was you, and that makes you happy.
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autisknitt · 2 months
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Hi, I'm Pidge!
I started learning how to knit in mid January 2024 when I bought a 10 dollar kit meant for 9 year olds at walmart. I haven't made very much (yet) but I have big ideas!
My pronouns are any/them and I consider knitting/fibre crafts to be a special interest. My favorite thing to do is experiment with color combinations! You can find me on Ravelry as TheAlphaPigeon!
My main is @thealphapigeon and my projects will get reblogged to there as well, but this blog is going to be for knitting memes and sharing the projects of other people~
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windtooweem · 2 years
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Voltron characters when your on your period
Female at birth reader but still They/Them reader
Romantic 💘
Tw! Blood, female anatomy, cussing, Violence, yelling, talking about reproduction, pads
A/n I will be calling Pidge by she/they pronouns so please don’t get confused when I call them both. Inspired by my own period. I didn’t do Shiro because I don’t really understand his character well
I’m always taking requests for this fandom! And many others!
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ミ★Pidge✫彡
As a fellow female at birth as well they understand the pain of a period
Both of you rant about how shitty periods are
If someone says “Periods aren’t That painful” She will punch them with no hesitation
Their mom taught them that
Shiro did yell at her but it was worth it
Not very good at comforting you but good at getting Hunk to make comfort foods and her cuddling you
If you get angry at someone she will calm you down but will get them back later
If you get sad over a little thing she will awkwardly comfort you 
This will get her to start a project to still be to reproduce but without having to bleed every month and without being pregnant (God knows how much we need this)
“OH TALK ABOUT PAINFUL! DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE BEING IN AGONY EVERY MONTH BLEEDING WITHOUT DIEING! Did you know that a persons cramps on their period feels like a heart attack!”
☼ Keith 𐦐
This man is very uneducated about this stuff
I bet Shiro told him and I bet Shiro didn't explain correctly
When he saw your pad in the bathroom and saw the blood he thought you were dying
He is very awkward when you explain it but also gets red for the reason why you bleed
Hates seeing you in pain but doesn’t know what to do
Once you tell him what you need he goes off and gets it immediately
You have this man gripping on your finger
Still very confused about periods but gets the just
He finds it oddly attractive when you get mad about a little thing
“And that’s why we have periods. Any questions?”
“•\\\•”
꧁Lance꧂
You cannot tell me that this man dose not know what a period is
He is at your beck and call
This man fears you
Supports you but keeps his distance
His mom was scary on hers so he’s learned to fear a person on their period
When he found a pad in the bathroom he went to get everything that you need then kept his distance from you
When you get sad over something he comforts you but runs when your better
“Can you come here!”
“No! I’m good!”
☻︎Hunk᯽
He baby's you on your period
Will scream at you if you stand up for one second
Basically that grandma that wants you to eat more when your full
He makes sure your always comfy
Pillows, blankets, anything you need you got
When you get really angry he scoops you up in his arms
Big bear hugs
“YOU SHITHEAD!“
“Okay“
“PUT ME DOWN SO I CAN BEAT HIS ASS“
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strawberijasper · 2 months
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Paladin redesigns
So... my friend @adaphyl and I have been working on a Voltron rewrite because canon Voltron? Eughdghf god awful, we all know. But it's ok, it's not real it can't hurt us.
We've been working through the cast and redesigning characters. I'm posting the paladin redesigns first just because my Altean redesigns need a bit more explanation... there's a lot of lore and I just don't got it in me rn.
I say these are the paladin redesigns but I did also include Keith's dad for reasons, we called him Jim. Anyways here are my redesigns as well as some notes on our rewrites of the characters (I will go more into this at a later date, but for now just some important notes).
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Keith:
He's trans ftm, wears a binder. He needs to be wrestled out of said binder because he will wear it for too long. He is on hrt but has been off of it for a while cause space.
Keith is itty bitty, we made him 5'5.
He has more non-human features, the stripes on his arms are Galran markings, as well as the "freckles" on his face. He does get more Galran features in the future (will be in a future post).
Shiro's son.
He's autistic because I say so (I'm projecting but also honestly none of them are neurotypical lets be real).
Lance:
Lance is amab and nonbinary, goes by he/they.
Fuckboy with a heart of gold but like... genuinely. He comes off as a fuckboy to many people but he truly is just a silly little guy. Canon Lance but far better.
He's average height, 5'10.
He wears friendship bracelets made by his nieces and nephews, and always has hair ties on him for anyone who needs one. The anklet is from his mother.
Shark tooth necklace is because it's his favorite animal (and because sharks are MY favorite and I'm projecting).
Pidge:
Transmasc genderfluid, uses they/them pronouns primarily but is fine with any.
Pidge is still the shortest, around 4'11 iirc.
Pidge is aroace because I say so, romance and sex repulsed they do not give a shit about any of it.
Their hoodie was originally Matt's, they stole it in order to sneak into the Garrison and decided to just keep it. Pidge misses their brother.
Pidge wears a binder and is very good about not wearing it for too long. They set a timer for how long they should wear it and will take it off as soon as they can, as well as set reminders for break days. They are on top of this shit.
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Hunk:
Hunk has tattoos (not pictured, we're working on designing them). We wanted to really represent Hunk's culture and because he's Samoan we wanted to give him some traditional Samoan tattoos as a treat.
He's everyone's bestie/big brother actually and I love him can you tell I love him?
iirc he's around 6'0 tall.
Paints his nails the voltron colors, one finger for each member. His thumbs are painted yellow so he can point to himself.
Shiro:
Shiro is a trans man, he has had top surgery and is also on hrt.
Shiro is Keith's stepdad... kind of. Kind of stepdad kind of adopted dad. Simply dad.
Shiro is also around 6'0, shorter by Hunk by an inch.
Oh he also has a tongue piercing hehe haha.
Jim (Keith's bio dad):
Jim is Jim.
No but really, he was in fact a firefighter, we are keeping that. He dies in a fire and Keith now wears his dog tag.
He may have held hands with Shiro at some point :3c
There isn't much to say about him (I simply don't remember everything) but just know I love him.
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Hi! Welcome.
This is Generalallxsanjishipper's blog
(A long ass nick, I know.)
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*stares at the (not many) but 100% "Yes" votes that was in the poll* (How the hell am I supposed to introduce myself? I have no idea, but okay, whatever—)
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Killian here! It's not my real name, but it's my art name. I can be called Isa or Bibi as well. My real name is Barbara.
I'm from Italy and I'm a 2001 girl, She/her pronouns, bisexual, introverted, Virgo (too much of a perfectionist sometimes. Ops)
I am a Writer, a Screenwriter and an Artist. I even went to an art school, but the only thing that I learned there is anxiety. Yey.
I love reading. Like tons of books, but for whatever reason I stopped entirely reading books written in Italian and now I'm constantly binge-reading english stuff.
As a Writer, I create tons of Own Characters, yes. I have honestly so many OCs that it's hard to keep track of them between Original Works and Fanfiction. I have to admit that I never wrote as much fanfiction as I'm doing during those last years, mostly for bad experience with criticism in my first fics. But apparently I got over it after randomly starting to write little One Shots of a few different fandoms. It excalated, now.
To read my stuff, you can find me in AO3, Efp, Wattpad, and soon (I think) on Fanfiction.net under Killian44peeta's nickname. Even as an Artist, you can find me with that nickname on Instagram. I DO NOT have TikTok and I DO NOT intend to have it. If I change my mind, it's gonna rain for months lol.
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I have many, many fandoms.
Listing them all is impossible, but my obsessions usually stuck the most when I have a "main crush" in said fandom. If not, they are fleeting at best... And usually the same main crush is the one that I ship with most people (Not always though).
Yep. I'm a multishipper, pro LGBTQ+ and I love polyamorous relationships.
When I hate a ship, I just hate it. No matter how hard you try to change my mind. Still, I'm of the "live and let live policy" because, damn, ship wars are boring and if you dislike something, YOU BLOODY IGNORE IT.
YOU DO NOT STUPIDLY FIGHT SOMEONE AND SAY TO THEM TO K*LL THEMSELVES BECAUSE THEY DO NOT SHIP YOUR PAIRING. THOSE PEOPLE YOU SHIP DO NOT EXIST. THEY ARE JUST A WRITER'S FANTASY. NO NEED TO BE SO STUPIDLY CHILDISH. JUST CALM DOWN.
*takes a deep breath*
Thanks.
A few examples of my main crushes:
Animated ones first.
Sanji, Corazon, Reiju and Vivi (One Piece), Douxie (Tales of Arcadia), Zuko (Avatar), Mika (Owari No Seraph), Levi, Jean and Yelena (Shingeki no Kyojin), Akashi and Kise(Kuroko no basket), Gwen (Total Drama), Megara (Hercules), Dark Bloom (Winx Club), Hijikata (Gintama), Hyoga, Eden, every Virgo Saint ever except Shun (Saint Seiya+), Shiro and Pidge (Voltron), Lust and Roy(Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood)
Not animated crushes (directly the person, not the role, because if not the list would be sooo much longer, ok)
Daniel Sharman, Danielle Campbell, Colin O'donoghue, Richard Armitage, Ian Somerhalder, Josh Hutcherson, Zoe Kravitz, Tom Ellis, Hayden Christensen, Bridgette Mendler
(am I forgetting someone? Probably. Sorry)
Welp. I dunno what else to say. Hope you have fun inside my blog? If you wanna be friends (chat here, on Discord, WhatsApp... ) and ask questions I'm okay with it? If you wanna talk with me about (my, yours) stories, I'm DEFINITELY okay with it.
:D I love to rant about fanfictions and original works. I love ranting about ocs and headcanon about characters. Yes.
(do not kill me if I don’t answer immediately, I have a life/I need time to draw/I need time to write)
Bye.
-Killian
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romaritimeharbor · 2 months
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"ohh? now, who do we have here? a visitor... and for addiel, no less! i am lyney, fontaine's very own great magician. say, while you wait, would you like to see a magic trick? but! you have to follow the rules while you're here~"
✧— requests are open for mutuals only. if you are not a mutual, you can still send in your thoughts! however, think of my inbox as a suggestion box. you can send me your ideas, but do not expect me to create an entire fic about them.
✧— i only write platonic, safe for work content. do not send me romantic or nsfw requests; if anyone sends me the latter, it will result in an instant block. do not do it.
✧— i only write for gender neutral!reader, who is almost always meant to be interpreted as non-binary (but can be viewed in any way; anyone is welcome and encouraged to imagine different pronouns for the reader if they want to). do not request fem!reader. male!reader requests are welcome, but may take longer than gender neutral!reader requests.
✧— please be patient! i am a full-time student and only have so much freetime. furthermore, i have adhd and tend to work most on the requests and ideas that interest me more. i may not post any fics for a few months, or i might post multiple in a week. there's no way to know, so please be patient and kind.
✧— if your request contains triggering content, please be sure to put a tw & cw at the top. my blog is a safe space, and i will not tolerate anyone triggering anyone intentionally (if you forget to tag it, i will understand, but do be mindful not to do it again). furthermore, i will not write for the following topics: abuse done by the character you're requesting, yandere, s/h and active suicidal intent, pregnancy and its related topics, etc.
✧— do not be hateful towards anyone else. this blog is a safe space, and i will not tolerate cruelty towards the people who visit it. the only exception to this is hate anons; i will not be protecting those people. if you can spread hate anonymously, you can handle the backlash.
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the characters i will write for are as follows:
☆ genshin impact | venti, kaeya, klee, zhongli, yaoyao, baizhu, qiqi, shenhe, ganyu, xianyun, nahida, kaveh, alhaitham, nilou, dehya, furina, neuvillette, navia, clorinde, lyney, lynette, freminet, wanderer/scaramouche, arlecchino, pantalone, la signora, childe, il dottore, kazuha, kokomi, collei, beidou, ningguang.
☆ honkai: star rail | march 7th, dan heng (including il), welt yang, himeko, natasha, hook, clara, serval, gepard, sampo, jing yuan, yanqing, asta, kafka, silver wolf, arlan, yaoshi.
☆ toilet-bound hanako-kun | tsuchigomori, hanako, mitsuba, kou, nene, sakura, yako, teru, tiara.
☆ stardew vally | elliott, leah.
☆ demon slayer | tanjiro, zenitsu, inosuke, nezuko, tengen and his wives, kyojuro, shinobu, kanae, kanao, muichiro, yuichiro, rui, enmu, douma, gyomei, giyuu, obanai, mitsuri.
☆ voltron: legendary defender | shiro, lance, pidge, hunk, keith, krolia, lotor, allura, coran.
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vee-is-a-clown · 1 year
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Ok so about Pidge in Witch's Herbal Tea (WHT):
Any pronouns but often defaults to feminine when referring to themself [I'm projecting]
Keith affectionately refers to them as Pigeon
He grew up with Keith because Matt and Shiro were besties so they were besties by proxy
A fuck around find out typa bitch when it comes to experiments (Good thing they have good healthcare)
Created a homunculus as an experiment and is now her lab hand/pet (Rover)
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bleedingheart-s · 7 months
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♡ howdy! i'm pidge, i'm 25, my pronouns are they/them and i'm way too obsessed with fictional characters! main is @ uncannily-adroit - icon and banner by me!
♡ this will mainly be a mishmash of blorboposting, self-shipping things, and aesthetics! this blog is also sfw!
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☆ please dni: lgbtq+phobic, pedos, terfs, transmeds, racists, radfems, ace/aro/nonbinary exclusionists, body shamers in either direction, if you ship or self-ship with real people, if you age your f/o up or your s/i down, anti-self shippers obviously, or if you interact with the h/arry p/otter fandom. otherwise if you're not an asshole to other people feel free to interact
☆ i don't mind sharing f/os at all- you can even gush to me about them! spread the joy!
☆ i will use tone indicators, and i ask that they're used with me, please!
☆ i type in all caps a lot to convey intense emotions (positive and negative), if my shouting on your posts or in your tags makes you uncomfortable pls tell me!
☆ i will tag sensitive subjects as [ thing ] tw (no brackets), if there's anything specific i should tag let me know!
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{ MY MAIN F/OS }
♡ gale dekarios- baldur's gate 3 (romantic)- polyam
♡ nox- baldur's gate 3 (my tav- romantic)- polyam
♡ the doctor- doctor who (romantic; eight is my focus but i talk about others occasionally)- polyam
{ SECONDARY F/OS }
○ river song- doctor who (romantic)- polyam
○ charley pollard- doctor who eu (platonic/qpr)- polyam
○ gwen cooper- torchwood (romantic)- polyam
○ titus pullo- hbo rome (romantic)
○ lucius vorenus- hbo rome (older brother)
○ general grievous- star wars (romantic)
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{ MY OCS }
♤ myri daraay - star wars
♤ lucia vorenus - hbo rome
♤ livia - baldur's gate 3
♤ nox - baldur's gate 3
♤ freya - baldur's gate 3
♤ ledi - baldur's gate 3
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{ TAGS }
◇ #{ the doctor }
◇ #{ river }
◇ #{ charley }
◇ #{ gwen }
◇ #{ titus }
◇ #{ grievous }
◇ #{ gale }
◇ #{ inner self }
◇ #pidge's ocs
◇ #aesthetic
◇ #stim
◇ #animals
◇ #self ship things
◇ #food
◇ #when do i not see queue?
(will be added to as i think of more)
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Pidge Gunderson x reader
Request: Since you're taking requests again, I was wondering if you would be interested in writing a short pidge x reader fic of them just hanging around the castle of lions lol
A/N: Could be seen as both romantic or platonic
Warnings: no beta,
Fandom: Voltron: Legendary Defenders
Genre: Oneshot
Word Count: 177
Pronouns: They/Them
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You walked around the Castle of Lions aimlessly, your training for the day having been finished. You eventually ended up in the common room. Surprisingly you weren't alone. Pidge was there as well, hunched over their laptop while typing frantically. The mice were sleeping peacefully on the table next to them
“Hey!” You called out, leaning over the back of the couch. 
“Hi.” They drawled out.
“No offence, but you look terrible.” You said, noticing their messy hair and the heavy bags under their eyes. They barely acknowledged your jab and just kept on typing. “When was the last time you slept?” 
“Um…” There was no answer, just silence. 
“Alright.” You quickly picked up a nearby blanket, wrapped it around them, and pulled them onto the couch.
“Hey! Just let me finish this one thing-”
“I’ll let you finish after you take a nap.” You interrupted sternly.
 Begrudgingly they closed their eyes. Almost instantly after doing that they fell asleep. You took a seat next to them, to make sure they got a decent amount of sleep.
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aro-paladin-pidge · 1 year
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Sexuality & gender hcs for the Paladins
Allura: Demigirl (she/her pronouns), Homoromantic Homosexual Lesbian
Coran: gender? I don’t think he knows what that is. Agender and uses he/him and they/them pronouns. Panromantic Pansexual
Shiro: Cisgender man, though he probably tends to get funky with gender presentation. Does killer drag. Homoromantic Demisexual gay man.
Keith: Cis man, presents exclusively masculine, he/him pronouns. Homoromantic asexual gay man.
Lance: Trans man, he/him pronouns, very fluid with presentation. WILL stab a bitch if they misgender him. Biromantic Bisexual
Pidge: Nonbinary, they/them pronouns only. Aromantic and aroace, if someone is aphobic to them that person will find themself inexplicably locked out of every electronic device they own.
Hunk: Demiboy, he/him and they/them. Panromantic sex-favorable asexual.
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wagner-fell · 3 months
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Benedicta & Crow random content
“This version of Benedicta-mean, selfish, honest, honest, honest-that’s the version that’s just for me.” Crow Hawthorn, circa whatever-year-this-series-actually-takes-place-in
This is an old snippet, which is why there are no pronoun changes yet, but I plan on including this scene eventually, as it’s their first kiss
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They have a lot of cute pet names for each other in comparison to Beatrix and Everett, who really just call each other baby
Crow calls Benedicta: Dove/My Dove, My Love, Bumble/Bumblebee, and Miracle Girl
Benedicta calls Crow: Pidge/Pigeon, My Memento Mori, Trouble
Like here’s some snippets of their cuteness
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And here’s their first (unofficial) meeting
Again, still editing so the pronouns have yet to be fixed for a lot of scenes because I haven’t had time to write
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Their song is Songbird by Fleetwood Mac, like that is their song, and fun fact; it was also Benedicta’s mother’s favorite song
JSJSJSJHDHSIQKJXBKSKWKSJSJDD
Love the first one, knowing someone’s flaws and loving them still IS MY SHIT RILEY
Gshzkannsnzbxnnzh that is also my shit dhjjdhdhdhs telling someone something just because you NEED them to know?!?! Aaahhhhhh
IM SORRY WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN 😭😭😭😭
Ooohhhhhh love love that
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thelemoncoffee · 10 months
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i've made lore for Kokichi, now i'm playing with Shuichi.
i made him some private life friends :)
Shuichi's frends are a group of fives others, they're internet friends (with a groupchat named "Psychologically Ill Mosh Pit") who pretty regularly chat/videocall with one another- and while they haven't met irl yet, they do plan to.
they became a group by being on the same side of the internet like- a few years before Shuichi joined HPA. they know he's an ultimate but simply do not care, he does share the chaos of hpa with them tho in the form of stories.
thr fives of them are:
Skully(SkeletonHats) the mentally checked out he/they/she emotional support demon who's also a gothic metalhead and cannot spell worth crap
Tazz/Odalis(razz-ma-tazz) the blunt enby loner punkrocker who does not know how to interact with people and defaults to being mean for lack of a better idea
Pidg(WatDewYewMeen) resident unhinged pigeon loving faceless eldrich horror who uses it/it's pronouns and types exclusively in leetspeak
Momoko(GhostVeil) the insanely quotable cryptic goth queen who's also an artist and loves to play devil's advocate for fun and is shockingly patient
and finally Shig(allcatsarebaby) the scruffy he/it catboy who denys his catboy status despite literally wearing cat ears in it's hair and is somehow the most fashionable
as you can see, Shuichi tends to collect weird motherfuckers- i don't think he has a single normal person as a friend actually
there's more info on these guys in my head, but i'm not sure how to put it into text, and i also made what they look like on picrews but i lost the file so >:
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pidge-on-love · 6 months
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intro post
i'm oliver (or pidge or ena), it's nice to meet you or see you again <3 i go by he/him (they/them is fine too if you use it with other pronouns) i'm pretty into enstars, pjsk, bandori, d4dj, and hsr (the enstars bit is a massive understatement) i'm the author of stories behind the scenes on ao3 (yes, i used to have another blog. it's deleted now, and the people who need to know what happened already know.) feel free to ask me any questions you have about anything <3
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I have notes of non-binary Pidge for you my loves <3 (This is mostly Keith and Pidge being idiots.)
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It was suspiciously normal in the castle.
There was no evil viruses making everything try to kill everyone. There was no sudden drops in the temperature caused by VERY out of date technology. Even the food goo smelled less like expired milk and more like inedible swamp moss.
Shiro, Lance, and Hunk were enjoying some quiet in the lounge. Well, at least Shiro and Hunk were. Lance was running his mouth about how cows are definitely aliens plotting to destroy them all with their adorably cow-ish faces.
You know, the usual.
"DIE."
All three paladins snapped up. That was undoubtedly Pidge's voice.
Everyone had a soft spot for the non-binary pigeon. If it had been Hunk, for example, everyone would have just written it off as the food goo machine attacking him for the 6th time this week. This, however, was their precious bird-spawn child.
They rushed towards the lab where Pidge usually chose to burrow in. (Here you may find the microscopic pigeon in their natural habitat. Observe as they stare unblinking into the screen of their computer, their face bathed in a ghostly glow. A truly rewarding sight.)
They shoved the door open to find Pidge and Keith glaring at each other.
"What is going on here? Why are you looking at each other like that?"
"Ya Keith, what are you doing to our demonic angel?"
"Will you shut it Lance?"
"A bunch of bullies. That's what you guys are."
Pidge rolled their eyes at the exchange.
"I was proving a point, before you so rudely disrupted me. Anyway, it's die, Keith. D-I-E. That is the singular form. This is common knowledge!"
"Since when? I don't know about you, gremlin, but I've always called it DICE. You know, like normal people do?"
Pidge put their hand to their chest and gasped dramatically.
"How DARE you. Just because you were raised in the middle of nowhere, aka Texas, doesn't mean you can INSULT me like that."
"How dare YOU disrespect my Tex-ass. Y'all are a bunch of prim Chihuahuas."
"wHAT? Alright, square up, Dallas."
"I'm not even FROM Dallas you bird-brain."
Shiro deadpanned. "This is what I got up to see? Dang it, I need more coffee," he muttered.
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If I got Pidge's pronouns wrong at any time, PLEASE tell me! I present to you The Tex-ass Birdbrains™️. My last post was some DEPRESSING crap, so this is my apology. <3
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