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prentiss4les · 10 months

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morgan, garcia & jj: *screaming* hotch: *runs into the room* what's wrong, jj?! morgan: wait, why are you asking jj when garcia and i are also here? hotch: because jj wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. you two scream whenever you have the chance.

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whoisspence · 3 months

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kidnapper: i have your child

hotch: which one i have five

kidnapper: the annoying one who won't shut the fuck up

hotch:

hotch: which one i have five

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patrickispinky · 6 months

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Derek: are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Emily: i'm the knife

Jj: *from across the room* she's the little spoon

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spencestiel-michelle · 17 days

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*the BAU team noticing Y/n and Spencer Reid*

Emily: hey- Derek. look at how close they’re standing.

Garcia: they’re practically breathing the same oxygen.

Derek scoffs: that kid’s got nerve. yesterday he literally took a whole step away from me when I stood too close to him- went on about something like germs in the air or whatever.

Garcia: yeah, well, my love, you are not Y/n.

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starch1ldz · 2 months

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Y/n: no one actually thinks me and Spencer are dating.

Emily: Raise your hand if you think Spencer and Y/n are dating

The entire team including Spencer raising their hands.

Y/n: Spencer Walter Reid put your hand down.

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incorrectbatfam · 25 days

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Jason: *points gun at Bruce*

Bruce: I don't believe in guns.

Jason: Well, trust me, they're very real.

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velvetwilde · 1 month

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Who the fuck he think he is to be this damn hot?

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vervainariadne · 8 months

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Strauss: You need to hire a professional tech analyst for your team.

Hotch: *sees a scented homemade pink stationery resume written in glitter ink*

Hotch:

Hotch: That one. I want that one.

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prentiss4les · 10 months

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spencer: *double checking supplies in the boat* compass, sunscreen- garcia: hot dog costumes! morgan: what would we need those for?? jj: emily. spencer: emily? rossi: you know, in case we get lost at sea, and one of us, probably emily, gets hangry, we’ll put these on. emily hates hot dogs, so she probably won’t eat us. hotch: are you saying that emily would rather eat us than hot dogs?

emily: i do hate hot dogs.

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ralvezfanatic · 4 months

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Y/N: I need someone to take me out already

Derek: Like on a date or with a sniper?

Y/N: Either works but at this point I rather a sniper

Hotch: Do I need to have you evaluated?

Elle, texting Penelope to ask how much a hitman costs:

Spencer, texting Penelope to ask her for tips on how to ask you out:

Penelope, very confused at the two types of text she got: ???

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thedelusionalbitchgianna · 3 months

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*Spencer zoned out*

Derek: What are you thinking about?

Spencer: How long i'd survive if you suffocated me with a pillow.

Derek: What's wrong with you?

Spencer: Do you want a list?

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patrickispinky · 6 months

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Emily: i can't find my pen. are you sitting on it again?

Y/n: no.

Emily: stand up.

Y/n: i don't want to.

Emily: why?

Y/n: *mumbling* because i'm probably sitting on your pen 😔

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demonicbaby666 · 10 months

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Emily: [flips monopoly board over] Hotch: Prentiss! Emily: This is why your wife is dead Reid: Emily! Emily: This is why your girlfriend is dead Morgan: Emily: This is why you’re bald Morgan: I DIDNT SAY SHIT!

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starch1ldz · 1 month

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Y/n, walking into the bullpen from the kitchenette with a cup of coffee: see the problem is, Elmo wants to go home, but Elmo can't because he has another fourty minutes! Elmo's gonna sue.

Emily, laughing: are you quoting sesame street right now?

Y/n: yes, and you would be too if you had to deal with Morgan for the last two days.

Spencer: He's been particularly insufferable this week.

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criminal-mindsincorrect · 4 months

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JJ : An apple a day keeps the doctor away

Emily : Slowly bites into an apple while menacingly looking at Reid

Reid :

Reid : Emily what the fuck

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