the batkids get Bruce some combination of horrifically drunk and high on Ivy’s pollen or something one night after a mission and they ask him the hottest question currently across all the leagues — how many JL members he’s slept with — thinking it’ll be something like two or three.

Bruce is facedown on the table and slowly puts up a hand. A full hand. Gasps around the room. The gasps turn into choking as the second slowly joins the first, slowly opening one by one like he had to count.

THE LAST DOUBLE DIGIT DAY IS UPON US! 10 DAYS LEFT TILL GOOD OMENS SEASON 2, EVERYBODY!

"It's always too late, isn't it?"

Aziraphale tells Crowley he goes too fast for him, but it’s not just him: Crowley’s order is six (6) shots of espresso in a big cup; he drenches Nina and Maggie beneath the Awning of a New Age because he wants vavooming to occur immediately; the Bentley needs to be above the speed limit even if it’s not him driving. For an eternal being, he has an extraordinary sense of ugrency.

Before the Beginning, he saw a few million years as just getting started—a brief loading screen before the lights in the firmament got going properly.

Present day Crowley hasn’t known that kind of naïve hope in thousands of years. He knows how much you can lose when you have to play "poker in a pitch dark room for infinite stakes with a dealer that won't tell you the rules and smiles all the time". He is acutely aware of how fragile the future is.

johanna would say things like "what even is the difference between a trident and a pitch fork?" just to piss finnick off

very pleased to report that i tried literally counting sheep last night and got my first full night's sleep in like a week in a long period of sleepless nights!!

Their dynamic at its best

betting any money that "my Brazilian boyfriend" is about to become Fit's new "the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft"

ON MY YOUTH WayV (dir. Yunah Sheep, 2023)

i just think it'd be funny if gabriel ultrakill was inexplicably also a member of the celestial realm, and also he was massive

Aizawa: I don't get it Problem Child. Everywhere you go you run into and/or fight villains...but your house hasn't been attacked ONCE?

Izuku: Nope! And if you don't believe me you can just ask my dad about it. He's there all the time.

On that day, Aizawa had a very bad feeling but in order to preserve what was left of his sanity, he decided not to investigate.

The great Chuseok debate.

If no one's got me, I know "Sapphic media where one of the gals literally rips the Godhood out the other gal and restores her humanity using the power of love, sheer audacity, and incredible violence" has me

"Ren turns. After all these years, Akechi's here, and they're back where they started, a gun pointed at his head. This one is plastic. It's pressed against Ren's forehead. But, Akechi's eyes widen, his lips part in shock, and he tosses the gun onto grass."

I've been reading @sixteen-juniper s fic, Rose and Rot!! I enjoyed it so much that I just had to make fanart :D

Sorry for no posting!! I've been focusing a lot on uni lately :'))c

I think we should just bring back Wungo Wednesday and start a fandom collective anime rewatch

This is exciting because it’s our first April 29th since Midnights came out. We’ve been celebrating July 9th as Last Kiss Day for so long now, and it’s exciting to add another swiftie holiday to the calendar. Happy High Infidelity Day, everyone.

one of my favourite techniques (for studying or just for life) is to just start it with no expectations beyond that. read two pages of the reading, write a single paragraph. Heck, just open the document. The next time you come back to it, it’s already opened and you don’t have to go through all those little preparatory steps that can stand in the way. As someone who has struggled with a psychological block about beginning tasks, doing the beginning steps without expecting myself to complete the work has been a major shift. You also get the bonus of saying thank you to your past self when you return to the task, because past you gave future you a little boost to get through the door