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queer-cosette · 10 months

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I HAD TO EXPLAIN THIS TO HIM THREE. SEPARATE. TIMES. TODAY.

#coco speaks #coco memes #coco shitposts #further adventures of coco's dad

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juanarc-thethird · 1 month

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Learn to lock the door!

Blake: *Enters Jaune's room* Hey Jaune, have you seen my... book?

Jaune is naked, with his cock deep inside a girl on all fours who looks just like Blake. But seconds later she transforms back into Emerald.

Jaune: We can explain.

Blake: *Horny* Fuck that, I'm in.

Moments later

Ruby: Hey Jaune have you seen... Blake?

Blake is on top of Jaune, balls deep, while Emerald is putting on her clothes so she can leave.

Jaune: Is not what it looks like!

Ruby: I don't care what it looks like, I'm in!

Moments later

Weiss: Hey Jaune, did you...

Ruby is fucked from behind by Jaune while he holds her by the neck with a bit of pressure. While Blake is fully dressed putting on her shoes.

Jaune: *red* Blake is a bad influence!!

Weiss: I'm next.

Moments later

Yang: Jaune, did you eat my…!

Jaune has Weiss in a Mating Press and hitting her little pussy hard like a piñata with his big cock. Ruby, on the other side, is dressed, recording what is happening.

Jaune: Your sister dared me to do it!!!

Yang: And I have another one for you~

Moments later

Pyrrha: Jaune, it's time for our tra- Eh?!!

Yang is on all fours while Jaune fucks her from behind while he pulls her hair. In the corner of the bed, Weiss is putting on makeup again to look presentable.

Jaune: She is came to me first!

Yang: *Giggles* Yes I did~

Pyrrha: Your form is wrong, let me help you.

Moments later

Nora: Jaune, have you seen- HOLY MOLLY!!!

Pyrrha has Jaune lying on his back and pressed against the bed without him being able to move, while she bounces on his cock like an animal in heat. On the other side Yang is sitting on a couch, watching what's happening while she touches herself.

Jaune: Help! My pelvis can't take it anymore!

Nora: Oh I give you a hand~

Moments later

Neon: What's up with the noise? Are you guys having a par-TYYYYY!!!!! *Shock*

Nora has Jaune against the wall while she fucks him using her big ass. Jaune can only hold onto her hips. Pyrrha, on the other side, is brushing her hair.

Jaune: This is not a party!!

Neon: *Takes a pic on her phone* It is now~

Moments later

Reese: Neon, are you here? What do you- HOLY SHIT!!

Jaune is sitting on the bed with his back leaning against the wall while Neon moves her hips slowly and sensually while they fuck. Nora is still naked talking to someone on her phone.

Jaune: Reese, what are you doing here?!!

Reese: *Smug* Duh, I came for the party~

Moments later

Arslan: *Ready to fight* Reese, I'm here! Why do you need... *Wide eye* Backup?

Reese is on her tiptoes leaning against the wall while Jaune fucks her intensely. Neon meanwhile is taking selfies with them two in the back.

Jaune: Wait, this is 100% completely consensual!

Arslan: In that case, I also consent.

Moments later

Velvet: Jaune? Nora told me to come see y-y-y-WHY?!! *Angry*

Arslan is hanging onto Jaune with her arms around his neck and her legs hanging in Jaune's arms, supporting her ass while he fucks her. Reese, meanwhile, is on a video call with someone showing how Arslan is getting fucked.

Jaune: Velvet?! Why are you angry?!

Velvet: I gave ya all the bloody signs 'n ya fucked her?! That Dick is mine!

Moments later

Coco: Hey Jaune, is Velvet here? She said she was going- HOLY FUCK!!!

Velvet is being bred with her legs hooked around Jaune, who is on top of her fucking her like there is no tomorrow with cum coming out of her. Arslan meanwhile is putting her bandages on her arms and hands.

Jaune: It was her idea! I swear!

Coco: Whatever her idea is, I want it too~

Moments later

May: Jaune? Nora told me to come her of- *GASP!!!* I-I-I!

Coco looks a mess, her makeup ruined, her hair messy, all thanks to Jaune. He is fucking her with her on top of him, close to his body, while his cock is hitting her insides in all the right places, giving her great pleasure. Taking this opportunity, Velvet uses her camera to take photos of all of Coco's lewd expressions.

Jaune: Wait! Please don't scream!

May: *Red* I WON'T LOSE!!

Moments later

Penny: *Smiling* Hello friend Jaune! I came here to get fuck!

May is bouncing on Jaune's lap while he sucks on the nipples of her huge tits. Coco, meanwhile, is taking some selfies, liking the new look.

Jaune: You what?!!

Penny: *She removes her clothes* I'm sex ready!!!

Moments later

Ciel: Penny, I know you are here! General Ironwood is calling- WHAT THE FUCK?!!

Penny is on all fours with her hand pressed against the bed while Jaune puts all his weight to fuck her from behind. Meanwhile, May is sleeping next to them in the bed covered with a sheet.

Jaune: Please don't tell Ironwood!

Ciel: If you convince me, maybe I won't do it~ *She licks her lips*

Moments later

Glynda: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!

Ciel is curled up with a pillow while lying on her side with her ass on the edge of the bed where Jaune is fucking her hard. Penny is currently on a video call with Ruby talking about her recent experience.

Jaune: *Panic* Prof. Goodwitch! It's not what it looks like?!

Jaune saying her name made the two girls panic as well.

Glynda: You girls get dressed and go to your rooms immediately!

The two girls do what they are told and run out of the room.

Glynda: And your Mr. Arc…

Jaune: *Worry* YES!!

*Click* Suddenly the sound of the door being locked is heard.

Jaune: Prof. Goodwitch?

Glynda: Now you're all mine~💕

Moments later

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artforinfinity · 5 months

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I am still not over vento aureo, its been months I have a problem

Reblogs appreciated <3

#is the turtle coco jumbo or polnareff? idk whatevers funnier #jjba #jojos bizarre adventure #vento aureo #giorno giovanna #guido mista #trish una #narancia ghirga #pannacotta fugo #ghiaccio #I actually made the hating one weeks ago lol #coco jumbo #<- literally the unsung hero of part 5 frfr #golden wind #shitposts #jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo no kimyou na bouken #hall of fame

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rwby-encrusted-blog · 1 month

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Yang: Hmm. I don't want to be cool Anymore. *Throws Aviators away*

Aviators: *ricochet off the garbage can and back onto her face*

Yang: Well, I guess I don't have a choice!

Coco: Hell yeah Sister! Cheers!

Jaune: ...

~~~~~

Jaune: *Wearing sunglasses* Hmm. I don't want to be cool Anymore. *Throws sunglasses*

Sunglasses: *Shatter against the floor as Jaune misses the garbage can*

Jaune: ... Aw. I mean. I kinda expected that I g- *Has something shoved on his face*

Yang: How do those fit you?

Jaune: *adjusting the aviators Yang put on him* They're a little big. Why?

Coco: Because life can be a bitch, and for all you've gone through? The Council of Cool has accepted you.

Jaune: ... *sniffle*

Yang: Are you crying?

Jaune: N-no!

Coco: There's nothing wrong with crying. It's not uncool to cry. Hell it's worse to not cry because that means you feel bad, and it attracts Grimm. Bawl your eyes out for all we care.

Jaune: Thank you! *Jaune starts sobbing with joy*

#rwby #jaune arc #yang xiao long #rwby shitpost #coco adel

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redheartedtramp · 3 months

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Scenario: *Jaune is just trying to take out the garbage behind the coffee shop and is fiddling with his keys.*

Jaune: Damn, why do we have to lock up the dumpster. Who's gonna try to dive through this?

*Jaune suddenly feels heavy breathing on his neck. He looks over his shoulder and sees Wolf!Cinder.*

Cinder: Hey there, Humie.

Jaune: !?!

Cinder: Ah ah ah. Eyes forward, Humie.

Jaune: *turns back to the lock*

Cinder: That's right, Humie, just focus on the task at hand. That's right, get your key. Undo the lock.

Cinder: Hey now~ Don't go too fast. You wouldn't wanna worry me now, would you? *flashes claws* You wouldn't wanna scare me, would you? If you go too fast, I might just feel threatened and act in self-defense.

Jaune: *glances at claws nervously*

Cinder: You ever get attacked by a Wolf, humie? They often go for the throat. Quick and easy.

Jaune: *sweats nervously as he finally gets the lock off and quickly starts putting the trash away*

Cinder: Hey now, don't go too fast now. Or you'll pull a muscle.

Jaune: *nervously slows down*

Cinder: That's right. Nice and slow, Humie. Really put on a show for me.

Jaune: W-why are you doing this?

Cinder: I like watching you humans get uncomfortable. Are you? Are you uncomfortable?

Jaune: A-a little.

Cinder: Is it because I'm a Faunus?

Jaune: *puts trash away* N-no?

Cinder: Oh, that'd be good. Cause you're being recorded.

Jaune: *slowly looks around and sees Wolf!Emerald holding her phone*

Cinder: Hey, hey. Don't look at her. Focus on your job, garbage humie. Put that padlock back on.

Jaune: Y-yes, ma'am. *pulls out the lock*

Cinder: Could you imagine what would happen if me being a Faunus was the problem, and not that I could cut open your throat like paper. People would eat you alive. Like a wolf.

Jaune: *gets the lock on*

Cinder: Aw, good job, Humie. Well, I'd better get going. Too-da-loo~

*Cinder and Emerald proceed to leave, leaving Jaune to run back into the store.*

Coco: Jeez, Arc, I just asked you to throw out the trash. What took you so long?

Jaune: ...T-trouble with the lock...

#rwby #rwby shitpost #coffee shop au #wolf!cinder #cinder fall #emerald sustrai #wolf!emerald #jaune arc #coco adel

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coffee-bat · 1 year

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after a week of inactivity i bring you this

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vulture115 · 10 months

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Pyrrha: Jaune! Calm down!

Jaune: THIRD FUCKING TIME THIS WEEK, I SWEAR TO GOD!!! NORA!!! GET THE MEDICINE!!!

Yatsu: Why is he really angry there?

Coco: He’s pissed because Ms. Spartan there says “A Grimm cuts his hand off three times in the same week”

Yatsu: …What?

Coco: Yeah, i know. I don’t believe her until i see him regrow or reattaches his hand

Jaune: NORA!!! OR WHOEVER THE FUCK HEARS ME JUST GET ME MY MEDI-

Pyrrha: He’re Jaune. Your medicine.

Jaune: Thank you!

Now where was i?

Yatsu: What the-

Coco: Fuck?!

#jaune arc #rwby #rwby shitpost #pyrrha nikos #coco adel #yatsuhashi daichi

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appatary8523 · 10 months

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#coco #Pixar Coco #Miguel Rivera #Hector Rivera #Imelda Rivera #Ernesto de la cruz #Shitpost

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therealmofamorus · 6 months

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Coco: I feel so hot and sweaty right now. Time to let my girls free~

Ren: *Blushing*

Velvet: *Calm Deadpan* Just the record. This is Coco version of being subtle

#rwby #rwby shitpost #rwby smut #slight lemon #coco adel #ren lie #lie ren #velvet scarlatina #original male stud au #seduction

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lwde-encrusted-sideblog · 11 months

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Jaune: So ... Team leader Meeting is over?

Coco: How so?

Jaune: Well We've talked about everything and we still have about 15 minutes left.

Coco: Then we Fill the time. Fraternize.

Sun: I have something we could talk about!

Coco: Shoot.

Sun: Okay so ... Leggings ... Or short-shorts?

Jaune: Huh?

Ruby: Wait-

Coco: To wear or to see others wear it?

Sun: Both.

Coco: Wear Short-Shorts, I don't like the way Leggings ride up on me, or how flimsy the tend to be. Now seeing others in them, depends on who it is Velvet look best in Leggings, Xiao-Long looks better in Shorts.

Sun: Fair. I like Shorts of course, I'd wear them intsead of legging, but I think everyone could use short-shorts. Everyone looks good in them, whether or not they'd look better in Leggings.

Ruby: Is this really an appropriate-

Jaune: LEGGINGS ARE SEXIER!

Sun: ...

Ruby:...

Coco: Okay Arc. State your case.

Jaune: Short shorts reveal too much! It all out there to see! They're so plain too! No Class, and relies completely on the Ass! Leggings though? Legging give an air of mystique! It's an Obfuscation, like a Pin-up Pose! When you take them off of someone it's methodical! A tease! Slowly unveiling the beautiful Legs of your partner to the air! Or it you wanna go fast , You just tear them!

Jaune: Leggings all the way man!

Ruby: *Blushing*

Sun: *Considering Jaune's Words*

Coco: Heh. Smart. Could've been a little quieter, But smart. What about You, red-

Ruby: *Grabbing Jaune* I THINK I NEED A PRACTICAL DEMENSTRATION ON YOUR CLAIMS JAUNE!

*Ruby Leaves, Carrying Jaune*

Sun: ... You planned for that, Didn't you?

Coco: Nope. But I will take advantage of it. Let's head out, We won't get in trouble if they're the ones that let us out early.

Sun: *Holding out a Fist* Smart.

Coco: *Fist Bumps* Just thinking on my feet.

#rwby #jaune arc #rwby shitpost #ruby rose #lancaster #coco adel #sun wukong

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queer-cosette · 11 months

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Microdosing the experience of digesting battery acid by tanning a pack of cola straws and chugging half a monster then slutdropping every time I need to pick something up off the ground

#coco speaks #food mention #coco shitposts

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juanarc-thethird · 20 days

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Asking out.

Coco: *On her phone*

Jaune: Hey Coco...

Coco: Hm?

Jaune: I just wanted to say you're really beautiful and I'd love to take you to dinner sometime.

Coco: No thanks

Jaune: Okay *Walks away*

Coco: That's it?