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When Team ARCZ try to think where they want to spend their breaks at together, they can't decide which of the four main places it can be. May picks Vacuo and Reese picks Mistral since that is where they are from. Cardin picks Atlas since that is where Neon is from. And Jaune wants Vale since he wants to explore this city more.
Of course May can easily convince Jaune using his one disadvantage... his hormones. All she needs to do is talk about how the hot temperature will make her have to wear more revealing stuff and make her sweaty, and he will be putty in her hands.
Reese: Come on guys I've got family in Mistral! We should go there!
Cardin: What about Atlas? I mean shouldn't we be in a snowy place for winter break? Besides, It's been a while since I've visited my girlfriend.
May: How about instead of freezing our buts off, we go to Vacuo? It's warm!
Reese: What about you Jaune?
Jaune: I'll be honest, I don't know...
Reese: Aw! Come on Jdawg! decided!
May: Jaune, trust me, let's go to Vacuo, everywhere else is gonna be cold! We go to Vacuo we're gonna be nice and warm *gains a sinister smile* So hot in fact, I'll have to be wearing a bikini top pretty much everywhere!
Jaune: *imagining it* R-Really?
May: *nods* Yeah, and now that I think about it, I'd have to walk around pretty much half-naked!
Jaune: *Gulps and is sweating as he blushes* Is... is that so...?
May: Oh yeah, can you imagine it~? Me, hot and sweaty, walking around in a small bikini, and getting nice and cool at the beach, getting all wet~?
Jaune: VACUO IT IS!
Cardin: *Over scroll* Hey babe, would you wanna come to Vacuo for winter break!?
Reese: *Picturing Jaune shirtless at the beach* Already packing my swimsuit!
May: HELL YEAH!!! *Jumps for joy, feeling great*
Thus began Guardian Ghost AU's Beach Episode!
#rwby#rwby meme#rwby asks#rwby au#rwby guardian ghost au#jaune arc#reese chloris#may zedong#cardin winchester#team arcz#beach episode
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Learn to lock the door!
Blake: *Enters Jaune's room* Hey Jaune, have you seen my... book?
Jaune is naked, with his cock deep inside a girl on all fours who looks just like Blake. But seconds later she transforms back into Emerald.
Jaune: We can explain.
Blake: *Horny* Fuck that, I'm in.
Moments later
Ruby: Hey Jaune have you seen... Blake?
Blake is on top of Jaune, balls deep, while Emerald is putting on her clothes so she can leave.
Jaune: Is not what it looks like!
Ruby: I don't care what it looks like, I'm in!
Moments later
Weiss: Hey Jaune, did you...
Ruby is fucked from behind by Jaune while he holds her by the neck with a bit of pressure. While Blake is fully dressed putting on her shoes.
Jaune: *red* Blake is a bad influence!!
Weiss: I'm next.
Moments later
Yang: Jaune, did you eat my…!
Jaune has Weiss in a Mating Press and hitting her little pussy hard like a piñata with his big cock. Ruby, on the other side, is dressed, recording what is happening.
Jaune: Your sister dared me to do it!!!
Yang: And I have another one for you~
Moments later
Pyrrha: Jaune, it's time for our tra- Eh?!!
Yang is on all fours while Jaune fucks her from behind while he pulls her hair. In the corner of the bed, Weiss is putting on makeup again to look presentable.
Jaune: She is came to me first!
Yang: *Giggles* Yes I did~
Pyrrha: Your form is wrong, let me help you.
Moments later
Nora: Jaune, have you seen- HOLY MOLLY!!!
Pyrrha has Jaune lying on his back and pressed against the bed without him being able to move, while she bounces on his cock like an animal in heat. On the other side Yang is sitting on a couch, watching what's happening while she touches herself.
Jaune: Help! My pelvis can't take it anymore!
Nora: Oh I give you a hand~
Moments later
Neon: What's up with the noise? Are you guys having a par-TYYYYY!!!!! *Shock*
Nora has Jaune against the wall while she fucks him using her big ass. Jaune can only hold onto her hips. Pyrrha, on the other side, is brushing her hair.
Jaune: This is not a party!!
Neon: *Takes a pic on her phone* It is now~
Moments later
Reese: Neon, are you here? What do you- HOLY SHIT!!
Jaune is sitting on the bed with his back leaning against the wall while Neon moves her hips slowly and sensually while they fuck. Nora is still naked talking to someone on her phone.
Jaune: Reese, what are you doing here?!!
Reese: *Smug* Duh, I came for the party~
Moments later
Arslan: *Ready to fight* Reese, I'm here! Why do you need... *Wide eye* Backup?
Reese is on her tiptoes leaning against the wall while Jaune fucks her intensely. Neon meanwhile is taking selfies with them two in the back.
Jaune: Wait, this is 100% completely consensual!
Arslan: In that case, I also consent.
Moments later
Velvet: Jaune? Nora told me to come see y-y-y-WHY?!! *Angry*
Arslan is hanging onto Jaune with her arms around his neck and her legs hanging in Jaune's arms, supporting her ass while he fucks her. Reese, meanwhile, is on a video call with someone showing how Arslan is getting fucked.
Jaune: Velvet?! Why are you angry?!
Velvet: I gave ya all the bloody signs 'n ya fucked her?! That Dick is mine!
Moments later
Coco: Hey Jaune, is Velvet here? She said she was going- HOLY FUCK!!!
Velvet is being bred with her legs hooked around Jaune, who is on top of her fucking her like there is no tomorrow with cum coming out of her. Arslan meanwhile is putting her bandages on her arms and hands.
Jaune: It was her idea! I swear!
Coco: Whatever her idea is, I want it too~
Moments later
May: Jaune? Nora told me to come her of- *GASP!!!* I-I-I!
Coco looks a mess, her makeup ruined, her hair messy, all thanks to Jaune. He is fucking her with her on top of him, close to his body, while his cock is hitting her insides in all the right places, giving her great pleasure. Taking this opportunity, Velvet uses her camera to take photos of all of Coco's lewd expressions.
Jaune: Wait! Please don't scream!
May: *Red* I WON'T LOSE!!
Moments later
Penny: *Smiling* Hello friend Jaune! I came here to get fuck!
May is bouncing on Jaune's lap while he sucks on the nipples of her huge tits. Coco, meanwhile, is taking some selfies, liking the new look.
Jaune: You what?!!
Penny: *She removes her clothes* I'm sex ready!!!
Moments later
Ciel: Penny, I know you are here! General Ironwood is calling- WHAT THE FUCK?!!
Penny is on all fours with her hand pressed against the bed while Jaune puts all his weight to fuck her from behind. Meanwhile, May is sleeping next to them in the bed covered with a sheet.
Jaune: Please don't tell Ironwood!
Ciel: If you convince me, maybe I won't do it~ *She licks her lips*
Moments later
Glynda: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!
Ciel is curled up with a pillow while lying on her side with her ass on the edge of the bed where Jaune is fucking her hard. Penny is currently on a video call with Ruby talking about her recent experience.
Jaune: *Panic* Prof. Goodwitch! It's not what it looks like?!
Jaune saying her name made the two girls panic as well.
Glynda: You girls get dressed and go to your rooms immediately!
The two girls do what they are told and run out of the room.
Glynda: And your Mr. Arc…
Jaune: *Worry* YES!!
*Click* Suddenly the sound of the door being locked is heard.
Jaune: Prof. Goodwitch?
Glynda: Now you're all mine~💕
Moments later
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The Tomboy
Jaune: You know, Reese…
Reese: Yeah?
Jaune: For a guy, you’d make a great tomboy.
Jaune: …
Jaune: Y-You’re a girl…?!
Reese: Y-You didn’t know?!
Jaune: No! I had no fucking clue!
Reese: The fuck you mean you had no clue?! We’ve been friends for over a decade, and you never figured it out?!
Jaune: No! You always dress in baggy clothes, and act like a dude; The fuck was I supposed to know?!
Reese: Well now you know jackass! You got a problem with that asshole?!
Jaune: Yeah, why the hell didn’t you tell me you were a chick?!
Reese: Because I thought you knew I was a chick, idiot!
Jaune: Bitch, you know I’m a fucking idiot who can’t catch subtlety! I didn’t catch on to the fact my sister was gay until I caught my sister making out with her future wife! You honestly think I would catch on to this?!
Reese: Well now you know dumbass! What are we going to do about it?!
Jaune: Let’s go on a date!
Reese: Okay then!
Reese: …
Reese: Wait, hold up… A-Are you asking me out on a d-d-date?!
Jaune: Yes.
Reese: Why?!
Jaune: Well, some of the times we hangout always had this dateish vibe to it. So, I wanna know if that was just a thing, or is our bromance more than just a bromance? So… You wanna go out, or what?
Reese: …
Reese: Y-Yes… I-I’d like that… v-very much…
Jaune: Awesome! I’ll see you tomorrow at the skating park at noon.
Reese: O-Okay…
Jaune: Awesome! Now if you’ll excuse me, I have things to do. Bye, Reese.
Reese: B-Bye…
Reese: …
Reese: Where’s my scroll?! I gotta call, Arslan!
Reese: …
Reese: Come on… puckuppickupickuuuup!
Arslan: Hello, Reese; do you need something?
Reese: Arslan, I need your help! Jaune asked me on a date, I need your help!
Arslan: Jaune asked you on a date?!
Reese: Yes, and I…?!
Arslan: Fucking finally!
Reese: …
Reese: Eh…?
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Jaune: *Comes out of the dressing room at a department store* Well? What do you girls think?
Neon: I think you look like you're ready to go to park and feed some birds.
Reese: You look like the kind of guy to stub his toe and say "Jee Whilikers!"
Jaune: Oh come on, I'm trying to go for an older look. Girls love mature men.
Neon: You, like, jumped over "Older" and went straight to "Old".
Reese: Yeah, did that cardigan come with free dentures?
Jaune: Ok so how about instead of roasting me, just give it to me straight. May?
May: You're dressed like an old man, Jaune.
Jaune: Goddamnit.
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International Love
#rwby#rwby shitpost#jaune arc#ruby rose#penny polendina#ilia amitola#may zedong#reese chloris#lancaster#arculus rift#double rainbow#arcshot#jaune x reese#rwby international love
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Redeemers: Greenest in Flames! Prologue
Narration: A caravan of brightly painted carriages cuts through the verdant hills, heading for town of Greenest. The air is thick with the scent of pine trees and the chirp of birdsong, and the warm breeze blows through the leaves, creating a tranquil atmosphere. The travelers are eager to reach the sanctuary of Greenest before day’s end, hoping to enjoy a peaceful respite after their journey.
Among these travelers they are joined by a peculiar party of adventurers, newly formed and heading to their first mission together…
Reese: (Goblin Artillerist Artificer. Crime: Mass Destruction of Public and Private Property.) Are we there yet???
Party: *Groan in annoyance*
May: (Dark Heritage Half-Elf Gloomstalker Ranger. Crime: Vigilantism and Murder.) Reese, I promised you already. The second we are there, you are the first I will be telling. Now please… shush.
Reese: But we’ve been traveling forever!
Adam: (Minotaur Champion Fighter. Crime: Insurrection and Banditry) *Growls* It’s only been three days.
Cinder: (Tiefling Fiendish Pact Warlock. Crime: Soul Racketeering and Organizing a Cult without a Permit.) It probably only feels so long because of your incessant whining.
Neon: (Tabaxi Kensei Monk. Crime: B&E and Assault with a Deadly Weapon) You should, like, totally take a note from Neo's book. She’s barely said anything this whole trip.
Neo: (Changeling Arcane Trickster Rogue. Crime: Grand Larceny and Identity Theft) *Flips Neon off.*
Reese: *Grumbles* Well maybe next time Sir Shiny-Pants should pick a closer quest! Where is he anyways?
May: I think he went off to pray.
Cinder: *Chuckles* Pray for mercy, maybe. Who ever heard of a knight with motion sickness?
Neo: *Makes some mocking dry heaving motions and then conjures an illusion of sparkles flying from her mouth.*
Adam: *Huffs* To think, our fate is in the hands of that human. My soldiers would never let me live it down.
Neon: Meh, at least he seems harmless enough. We could have been put with a real hard ass. I give it a week before we bully him into releasing us early.
Party: *Snickers and jeers amongst themselves*
Jaune: (Human Oath of Redemption Paladin. Duty: Redeeming the Party Before the Eyes of the Law and the Sovereign Gods.) *Jogging up after meditating to calm down his motion sickness* Hey everyone! Did some tell a funny joke or something?
Cinder: Oh just the usual banter. Nothing you’d find amusing I’m sure.
Reese: KNIGHT ARE WE THERE YET?!
Cinder: See?
Jaune: Actually, yes Reese. We should be there in like 10 minutes. *Points over pass them* Should be just over that big hill.
The Party: *Various sighs of relief.*
Reese: See?! I knew it was a valid question!
May: So, what are we going to be doing here?
Neon: Yeah, and how exactly is this “Redemption Quest” even supposed to work? Are we, like, building karma points or something til you let us go?
Neo: *Casts Minor Illusion to create a scoreboard with 100 points above her head.*
Jaune: Well, to complete a Redemption Quest, you six will have to complete a good deed with pure of heart in order to make up for your past sins. I’ll be there to watch over your progress and help usher you to the path of good and get you pardoned for your crimes.
Cinder: And so you’re sending a bunch of convicted criminals to do quests for the state.
Adam: Yeah, what are we, some kind of Suicide Sq-?
Jaune: NO! No. We are “Adventurers”. A group of adventurers who most of which just so happen to have darker paths…
May: That still doesn’t answer the question of why we’re going to Greennest. Is there a quest already decided for us?
Jaune: There should be. We’ll be meeting a man in Greenest that goes by the name Qrow Branwen. Apparently he needs help with an investigation.
Neon: What is he investigating?
Jaune: I’m not too sure. Something about bandits I think? But don’t worry, I’m sure it’s nothing too dangerous. The Church wouldn’t give out something big or important for a “Redemption Quest,” or to a squire of my level. All you will probably have to do is help out however you can and we will get you all pardoned in no time! Simple as that.
Narration: Sundown is approaching just as the caravan crests the hill and spots the town of Greenest just a few short miles away. But instead of the pleasant welcoming town they expected, the Party sees columns of smoke rising from burning buildings, running figures that are little more than dots from this distance, and a dark winged shaped wheeling low over the stone keep that rises from the center of town. The red skies of sunset turn a violent purple as the far off dragon breathes lightning bolts down onto the town.
The Party: …
Jaune: …Well. This may be-
Adam: *Bellows at the top his lungs and charges off towards the town.*
Neon: *Runs after him* I’m getting that pardon first!
Reese: *Runs* Jokes on you shitheads, I’m getting DOUBLE pardoned!
May: *Rolls her eye and chases after them* That’s not how pardons work.
Cinder: *Rushes forward* If you see any extra souls lying around, save them for me!
Neo: *Gleefully runs towards the town to start looting.*
Jaune: *Stands there watching as his half a dozen criminals run into a burning town.* …Boldrei give me strength.
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Cheerleader Uniform
What if Neon, Reese and May lost a bet to Jaune, and they now have to wear cheerleader uniforms for his next spar?
Neon: *Checking herself out* I do look nice in this~
Reese: *Trying to pull her skirt to hide how wide her hips are* Why are these damn shorts are so short!?
May: *Blushing and hugging her ultra-mega sized breasts* I h-hate this!
Jaune: *Gawking at the three women who was wearing a modest-but-sexy cheerleader uniform*
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RWBY Tomboys
True Tomboy - Reese Chloris
Athletic, likes sports/skating, works out
"Long hair is such a pain in the ass"
Truly one of the bros, except for biological features
Possibly wlw (If has 3 flannels, then yes)
Tomboy Dayjob - Nora Valkyrie
Tomboy by day, Hella girly by night
Room is frilly and pink and filled with Disney/Ghibli/Sanrio merch
Behaves like a tomboy, dresses like a tomboy, but her interests betray her looks
Non-sweaty gamer
NEET Tomgoblin - Ilia Amitola
Sweaty gamer
Lurks in discords/imageboards, probably groomed in one without knowing tbh
Potent scent (stinky)
Messy room, grungly goblin cave
Doesn't go out, has no interest in fashion, thus making her a tomboy by default
Feral Tomcreature - Yang Xiao Long
Can be found collecting bugs and/or other animals as pets
Touches grass, probably too much
Has other niche hobbies, like knife collecting
Gets way too excited when talking about certain lore (true crime/ animals)
Will fight you, Destroys other girls in combat
Domesticated Tomboy - Blake Belladonna
Formerly a feral tomcreature
Domesticated by society/self-realizations
Very girly, womanly vibes are especially potent
Well-groomed and clean
Certain interests and objects will awaken sealed tomboy underneath
Will occasionally and unconsciously sit like a dude (dead give-away)
Rebel Tomboy (w/ mental issues DLC) - Raven Branwen
Extreme loner/attached to the wrong crowd
Smokes/Vapes, High chance of drinking, too
Listens to Mr. Kitty After Dark on repeat (doomer playlist)
Family Issues
Undiagnosed ADHD
"It is what it is"
Cares about fashion, but only the goth/grunge side
Femcel Tomling - Ruby Rose
Self-aware, self-doubting, anxiety ridden tomboy
Likely owns firearms or some other forms of weaponry
Higher than average chance to shoot up a dust shop
Physical manifestation of crackpot conspiracies/government theories
Sad girl
YOU CANNOT FIX HER
The Tomelder - Summer Rose
Rarest tomboy phenotype
Grown woman who has clung to her tomboy past, evolving into the tomelder
Very chill, free-spirited, zero filter, will speak her mind on whatever
Your friends have a crush on her
Mommy energy conflicts with tomboy energy, creating a strange phenomenon
#rwby#basedbinkie#reese chloris#nora valkyrie#ruby rose#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#summer rose#raven branwen#ilia amitola
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Okay but Blake really had three hot people wink at her and was speechless every time lol
Blake was really out here catching the eye of very hot person I swear
#ngl I shipped Blake and Reese so hard after she winked at her like this and seeing Blake’s reaction just too good#rwby#blake belladonna#reese chloris#yang xiao long#sun wukong
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[Prompt] Jaune is out at the beach and separates from his friends, when he sees Arslan, Reese and May greeting him. Arslan acts flirty, while showing off her abs and thighs. Reese acts, but wiggles her butt to show off how fat it is. May acts shy, but still jiggles her tits so Jaune's focus is on those giants. All in all, it seems like Jaune will he separated from his friends for awhile.
[Prompt based off of this picture]
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3983390
"Hey there, Jaune~"
He had been about to ask the three girls if they knew how he could go back to his friends, but the way the three looked at him made him fall silent as he looked at them.
"Are you lost?~" Arslan continued, smiling as she shifted her legs slightly, emphasizing her thighs, and giving him full view of her hard abs, making Jaune gulpe.
"I.. I am, actually." Jaune found the words hard to speak out, so enraptured he was by the sight in front of him.
"Ohh, that's sad." Resse smiles at him, shaking her ass to him. Each magnificent asscheek wobbling with her movement, another sweet site to enrapture him and make Jaune increasingly hard in his swim trunks. "Maybe we could help you?"
"I'd really appreciate that..."
".. by letting you wait for them here with us~" Arslan finishes. The three girls have their eyes glued to the bulge in Jaune's trunks, and they approach him flirtily.
The three women move closer and closer to him, until their bodies are pressed against Jaune, letting him feel all their curves as they begin to touch and fondle him.
"You've got such a hot body.." Arslan moans into his ear, already tugging at the waist of his swim trunks.
"I really want to find them..."
Before Jaune can continue to protest, Reese has pressed her lips against his and grabbed his hand to put it on her ass.
"Later~ You can have fun with us for a while... your friends don't need you there right now, do they?~"
"They... they don't." Jaune finally gave in and was pushed on his back.
Reese and Arslan had pulled his swim trunks off, and May had her huge breasts wrapped around his shaft.
"It's so big~" she smiled lewdly, before she began sucking on it.
It wouldn't be until hours later when Jaune stumbled back to his friends, walkign bow-legged and completely exhausted.
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Is Arslan joining them at the beach then? How did she convince her teammates to go to Vacuo with her for this? Or is it just her?
*ARCZ, PAYS, CFVY, and Nolan on the Beach*
Jaune: Wow! Awesome of Weiss to rent out this side of the beach for us! Surprised they had the same idea too!
Cardin: Yeah, but hey, work's out for us
Reese: Why did you guys come to Vacuo?
Weiss: Arslan heard you guys talking about the beach and thought it was a good idea too.
Reese/May: Of course she did...
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Can you do a part three of Love Confessions? But this time with Velvet, Coco, Reese, and Arslan?
Love confession #3
Jaune: I'm sorry, I know it's sudden, but… I love you! Please go out with me
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Velvet: I also feel the same way.
Jaune: *Happy* Really?!
Velvet: Yes, Ever since I meet you, I've been thinking about you the whole time.
Jaune: Velvet... *Grabs her hands* Can I kiss you?
Velvet: Please do
They both slowly give each other a sweet kiss, sealing their fate together.
Velvet: Now drop your pants.
Jaune: Eh?!
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Coco: Oh~ you want to go out with someone as dangerous as me?~
Jaune: *Confident* Yes
Coco: *Giggles* Ok then, but don't complain when I put you on a leash later~
Jaune: *Scaroused* W-What do you mean?
Coco: I mean you… *She gets close to his ear and whispers* ...you will be my lovely little dog~
Jaune: *Turn on* (I'm in danger~)
Coco: Now follow me, since you're my boyfriend I have some outfits I want to see you in, *Quietly* and some sexy ones for later~💕
Jaune: What was that?
Coco: Don't worry about it
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Reese: *Blushing* Me?! You're interested in someone like me?!
Jaune: Of course!
Reese: I-I like you too, but to be honest I never thought you would want me to be your girlfriend.
Jaune: *Takes her hand* So it's a yes?
Reese: *Hugs his arm* It's a yes.
Jaune: Wanna play some games?
Reese: Oh heck yeah! *Blushing while giggling*
Jaune: What's funny?
Reese: Nothing, I'm just happy that you're finally my boyfriend~
Jaune: *Blushing* Oh! I'm happy you are my girlfriend too.
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Arslan: Um... are you sure?
Jaune: Why wouldn't I be?
Arslan: Well, I'm kind of rough when it comes to interacting with others.
Jaune: So? That's what I like about you. You are also so strong, beautiful, you are honest, you care about your friends, you always help others, and when you get nervous you make that cute face that makes me feel-
Arslan: *Red* Stop! I see that you are serious about this. *Ahem* Ok, I'll... I'll go out with you.
Jaune: LET"S GOOOOOOO!!!!!
Arslan covers his mouth immediately.
Arslan: *Red* Keep it down, it's embarrassing.
Jaune: *Trying to talk in her hand* (**you are so cute~)
Arslan: Shut up!
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Original Male Stud AU
Jaune has to choose between Neon and Reese and May. Who does he pick?
SMB Meme
Jaune look at his three ladies he befriended with red cheeks and bashful blue eyes.
Jaune: Smash Neon.
Neon: *Lick her lips* My bed or yours~?
Jaune: Marry May
May: *Hide her blushing face with her beanie*
Jaune: And finally breed Reese
Reese: *Rub her wide-thicc childbearing hips with pink cheeks*
#rwby#rwby smut#jaune arc#neon katt#reese chloris#may zedong#original male stud au#original male stud au ask#meme post#meme ask#smb#smb game#smb meme#smb game meme
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Neon: Hey Reesey Cups! I got these, like, totally cute matching bracelets for us.
Reese: Psh. Y'now I'm not really a jewelry person.
Neon: *Pouts.* Aw. I mean I guess you don't have to wear it...
Reese: *Immediately snatching a bracelet.* No. I'm going to wear it forever. Back off.
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JNRZ!
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Redeemers: Greenest in Flames! Part 3
Narration: *The tunnels below Greenrest is dark, damp, and filled with the echoes of skittering rats. The walls are cracked, covered in moss, and cobwebs hang from the ceiling. Jaune leads Cinder and Neo with the help of a torch, shining light on the ground to reveal any rats for either Cinder to lob a firebolt or Neo to shoot with her hand crossbow.*
Cinder: …You know, after running through a town under siege from masked men and a dragon, this would have been the last thing I thought I’d have had to do today.
Jaune: *Awkwardly chuckles* It’s certainly a change of pace, isn’t it? But hey, if it’s a job that needs doing, we gotta do it.
Cinder: *Rolls her eyes* There’s hardly any rodents around this tunnel to even warrant a “rat problem". I’m sure the fleeing refugees that are going to be running through this tunnel are not going to be too picky about a few rats.
Neo: *Is silently counting each rat she sees. With each kill, she casts an illusionary sound of a bell.* Ding... Ding…
Jaune: Well think about it this way, the real goal here is to secure the tunnel, investigate the secret entrance, and make sure it's safe for us and the villagers. Killing the rats is more of a side objective to make sure that they don’t bite someone and spread a plague in the keep.
Cinder: Fine, I’ll admit there’s importance to this task. But only if you admit that it’s bullshit that we are the ones doing it and not the guards.
Neo: *Casts Minor Illusion to conjure a voice.* “You’re just upset that I’m getting more kills than you.”
Cinder: By all means, the title of “Rat Queen” is all yours.
Neo: *Sticks her tongue out as she nails another rat.* Ding.
Cinder: Anyway, now that we have a lull in excitement, how about we take this time to become better acquainted? Seeing as the possibility of us all dying together has risen significantly.
Jaune: Grim way of pitching it, but sure. What would you like to know?
Cinder: Well , what made you want to become a paladin? No offense, but you seem a little… “too sweet,” for this kind of work.
Jaune: Oh, I guess you can say that’s because my dad is a paladin. And so was my grandpa. And my great grandpa. And my great-great grandpa…
Neo: *Conjures Minor Illusion* “Does every man in your family have to be a paladin or something?”
Jaune: N-No, not really. It’s not like it’s a mandatory thing. It just sort of made sense. I wanted to help people, and paladins help people. *Laughs bashfully* I know, I know it's a boring answer. But I can't put it any other way other than... I like to do it. It's my calling.
Cinder: Gods, you really are “sickly sweet.”
Neo: *Gags mockingly*
Jaune: *Blushes* W-Well what about you? What made you want to worship… Satan?
Cinder: *Huffs* I don’t worship Satan, Boy. I am a servant of the demonette, Lilistor. She’s an up and comer, and has gained quite the following since I came along. As for how I came to be in her employ… let’s just say I wasn’t in the position to be too choosy with how I survived. Lilistor was there when I had nothing else… *A brief moment of silence.* Enough about me, what about you Neo? What made you into the career criminal you are today?
Neo: *Shrugs before casting minor illusion* Because stealing is fun. *Fires off another bolt that sticks a rat in the rear, causing it to squeak and immediately limp into a hole in a nearby barricaded passage. Neo looks annoyed and crawls over to the hole to reach in to try and grab the rat. All of sudden she hisses in pain and yanks her arm back out, shaking her bitten hand.*
Jaune: Neo! You ok? *Goes over and checks her finger*
Neo: *Pouts with a single tear in her eye, glares at Jaune and then points demandingly at the barricaded passage.*
Jaune: Sure, I think I get it. Hold this a second. *Jaune hands her the torch and puts both hands on either side of the passage before rearing a single swift kick into the rotten wood to make a much bigger hole.*
Narration: In the dim light of the torch, a single rat lies still, with an arrow piercing its rear end. The black shadows behind it dance and twitch with the glow of hundreds - maybe even thousands - of bright red eyes, each pair of them a pinprick of glowing malice within the darkness.
Jaune: …Uh oh.
Neo: *Unable to scream, did the very next best thing, dropping her torch and jumping into Jaune’s arms like a cat running up a tree.*
Rat Swarm: *Start surging out in a wave of vermin bodies, immediately engulfing the torch and making towards Jaune’s armored boots.* Squeaksqueaksqueaksqueak!
Jaune: *Back pedaling frantically towards Cinder* C-C-C-CINDERRRR!
Cinder: *Stares in shock for only a moment before snarling and pushing past Jaune and Neo and holding out her arm* Burning Hands!
Narration: The dark tunnel suddenly fills with flames. The sound of roaring fire and death squeal of hundreds of rats were deafening. The smell of smoke and burnt hair was overwhelming. The heat of the hellish power was scorching. After a few seconds, the fire from Cinder’s hand stopped coming forth, leaving the only light in the tunnel to be the pile of small burning carcasses.
Cinder: *Slightly out of breath* Alright, so maybe there really was a “rat problem.” You two alright?
Jaune/Neo:
Jaune: Y-Yeah. Good job. Guess all that leaves is to check the entrance. *Goes to put Neo down before suddenly being choked.*
Neo: *Holding onto Jaune’s neck like a vice, conjuring another auditory illusion.* “If you think I’m stepping on this ground after that, you have another thing coming. Carry me.
Narration: Jaune, Neo, and Cinder make their way to the end of the tunnel and find the locked grate. It’s worn and rusted, but it should be able to open with a good twist of a key or a hard knock. They can peer outside through the grating to see some overgrown foliage and the night sky.
Cinder: Hear anything?
Neo: *Shakes her head.*
Jaune: Looks like the raiders haven’t found this entrance yet. That’s good.
Cinder: *Seems pleased.* That’s very good. Now all we have to do is head back-
Bell Toll: RING. RING. RING. RING.
Cinder: What is that?
Jaune: …That’s a church bell. Something is wrong. We have to hurry back to the keep!
~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~
The Party: *The party meets back together at the highest parapet of the keep with Governor Nighthill, who is currently looking off towards the sound of the ringing bell in town.*
Adam: What is it? Reinforcements?
Neon: Ours or theirs?
Nighthill: No. That’s the bell of the Temple of Chauntea. It must be villagers calling for help!
May: *Pulls out a periscope* I see a group of invaders surrounding it. It looks like they have a battering ram.
Jaune: We have to help them. Governor, we just secured the tunnel. What’s the fastest route to the Temple?
Nighthill: The river winds right behind the church. Follow the water and into the surrounding treeline, you should be unnoticed. Quickly, form a rescue team and get there as soon as you can!
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