coffee-bat
fish fear me. women don't want me
nat | 21 | she/they/ze | art + personal blog | art tag is #my art | autistic + adhd | bpd | sometimes make nsfw-ish jokes and don't stray from adult topics but no actual nsfw, don't worry (it'd be best if my followers were adults, though) (tag for that is #suggestive or #nsfw based on severity. please don't interact with these posts if you're a minor) | i don't engage in drama please don't try to get me involved | multifandom and sometimes oc's | reblogs very appreciated <3 | TERFs DNI | currently going through a crash bandicoot-related autism event of reality-shattering proportions | if you don't want to see old men kissing block the #cortropy tag | cortex askblog: @drneoperiwinklecortexyoutube channel: https://youtube.com/@coffeebat
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ok guys i'm at MAG10 so far. when is the whimpering gonna come in
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btw wtf kind of combination "touch starved" and "hates pda" even is. brain what do you expect me to do
#i only feel comfortable with affection (esp physical) if noones watching. what am i supposed to do.#am i supposed to schedule meet-ups at my house specifically for hugging#ramble#this is probably a me problem im a little fucked#but anytime im given pda i feel eithat like 1) im showing weakness (bad) 2) im being objectified/treated like a pet or 3) im being shown off#none of these are objectively true but im still viscerally uncomfortable for some reason#//edit: wtf is 'eithat'
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tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn
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ive discovered the wonders of obliterating your cervix on accident
#agony#all i wanted was to use a fuckjnhg tampon im gonna throw iup#ramble#personal#tmi#i am sharing this with the world bc ouch oof owie and also another impressive cringefail by yours truly
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hm. maybe being home alone at night wasn't the best time to give tma a try
#i only listened to anglerfish and i think im done for today馃拃#ramble#i'm usually not freaked out easily but god it's different when you're alone
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serial unaliver takes me out every fucking time
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he looks like a dumb animal trying to sniff you
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Greetings.
hii
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i like your worst fried egg. how did that even happen
1) i think i didn't heat the pan up enough
2) i was trying to spread the white into a thin layer while also not breaking the yolk, and i tried that by tilting the pan while it was still fluid, and it did That
#i was frying it for my ramen (where i mix the raw yolk in)#ask#im so sorry im only responding to the asks now i interacted with one irl person for a moment and my social battery died
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i don't normally ask for asks, but :(
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im sad :(
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was lamenting the fact that my eczema is flaring up when the thought "the itcher" popped into my head fully formed and unprompted and now i can't stop laughing
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niche cortropy joke
#this has been in my head for like a year#crash bandicoot#neo cortex#cortropy#shitpost#doodle#my art#suggestive#referring to the crash4 clock boner
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猬嗭笍clown btw
#i get an email from my fav makeup brand (that i havent been able to afford for a good while)#and its like sale!! for 2 days only!!! 2 large palettes for $48 (half off)!!!!#and im like wow thats such a good deal!! ive been majorly eyeing one of them!!#my brother in christ you dont even have $48 in your fucking bank account#ramble#im losing my mind all around i think
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馃摲馃拵馃惛?
馃摲 - What's set as your phone's lockscreen?
it's the view of cortex castle from that one part of toxic tunnels :)
馃拵 - What's your most prized possession?
honestly no idea 馃槶 probably my phone bc i need it for most things i do?? i also feel strongly about my rock collection ig
馃惛 - Describe your aesthetic.
combat boots, spikes and glowing nitro green. radioactive cyberpunk.
#im bad at describing aesthetics#also i wasnt sure if this was abt what aesthetic i like or what aesthetic i dress/present myself#so i kinda went for the general aesthetic vibe i enjoy馃槶#ask#ask game#iscopeeee#this took a bit bc i had to do a big think
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i fried the worst egg
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we all have that ONE friend who HATES being hit over the head with a metal pipe馃槀 and cries PLEASE DONT HIT ME WITH A METAL PIPE MY SKULL IS FRACTURED during METAL PIPE NITE馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃拃馃拃馃拃馃拃馃拃馃槀馃ぃ
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