He looks like a wine aunt attending a parent-teacher meeting pretending to be the kid’s mom
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Blue Story V
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Leviathantale mv by Sku
XTaleCross by Jakei // Dreamtale by Joku // KiIler by Rahafwabas
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I know Wayne Manor probably looks as normal as possible to avoid visitors suspecting the family's past time activities..
but also I highly doubt Bruce was able to avoid making some obscure changes to the Manor just based on the fact that his children are fucking feral.
Some of the windows are either boarded up, or have cages on them from the inside, and to an onlooker, they'll probably think "Oh those poor kids, being caged inside like animals, unable to get fresh air. I always knew that Wayne guy was sketchy. "
but it's literally just because his kids won't stop launching themselves head-first out of the windows whenever Bruce is mid lecture. doesn't matter if they're on the 4th floor.
sometimes visitors will get a closer look at the inside of the place and see a lot of things baby proofed, which is weird because "Aren't all of Wayne's kids old enough to not get themselves hurt like babies do?"
No, Sharon, do not underestimate the power of 6 hyperactive children combined in a room together, they will absolutely get themselves hurt in some way.
some furniture and objects are just straight up bolted to the floor, and everyone just assumes Bruce is a perfectionist or a micromanager, but Bruce literally had no other option since his fucking kids keep throwing shit at each other, and sometimes they just do it to get the other's attention or because they just felt like it. Sometimes they'll even throw each other
I just need some DC comics that acknowledge that the Manor has some additional features that were integrated after Bruce's countless experiences with each new weird ass child he gains.
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comic inspired by my personal experience :,) i like to project my PIKA onto yuuma since it makes sense
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Clark. CLARK. This is not how you’re supposed to win a boxing match.
(Full ridiculous scene below)
From Superman #168 (April 1964). He’s hanging out in 1906 and working at a San Francisco Daily Planet office but his editor (Luthor in disguise!!) keeps sending him on weird scoops like sparring against the current heavyweight champion.
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EVIL MARK, EVIL MARK, EVIL MARK!!! I want to be coherent about this season but please picture me foaming at the mouth and running on the walls. S2 being what if Mark's just like his Dad? Insanity. I love this show. Anyways, AU where an Evil!Mark tries to make Our!Mark worse, and Our!Mark tries to make the other better. Something something confronting your idea of the worst version of oneself. Plus, tweaked black and yellow costume because I saw it and immediately went murder hornet lookin' ass and knew I had to draw it. Evil ass Mark. Horrible. I think he should be dragged kicking and screaming into redemption.
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ew what the hell is wrong with it [affectionate]
uhhhh these doodles have been chilling in my stash of forgotten and doomed art for like HALF A YEAR im a terrible content creator and unfortunately im sorry but not sorry enOUGH TO POST MY SHIT [im trying tho 𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻 𝒾𝓂𝓅𝓇𝑜𝓋𝑒𝓂𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝒾𝓈 𝒶 𝒿𝑜𝓊𝓇𝓃𝑒𝓎 and i'd like to congratulate myself for putting in the bare minimum effort Thank you🤝Youre WElcome]
hhh one must imagine Sisyphus as a stupid fucking idiot [me]
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people have posted about it before but there really is so much potential for an actual like. proper story where jason and roy wake up during rebirth and roy immediately dips out of the friendship because he’s just remembered his life?? the titans and his kid??? and there’s a massive emotional fallout because of these fake memories that roy no longer cares about? like he’s been someone that isn’t himself for years. he’d forgotten lian entirely. half the titans had been written out of existence. how does he begin to untangle the knot of his identity that he had no part in twisting?
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