Baffy Canon? Correct me if I'm wrong but haven't they been flirting and cross dressing for like 50 years?
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Jason: Ew, this tastes gross *turning to Dick next to him and holding it out to him* try it
Dick: What? No way, you just said it tastes gross, why would I try it?
Jason: fine *turns to Tim on the other side of him, holding it out* try this
Tim: *takes a bite* Yeah, disgusting
Damian: Oh please, Drake's a baby, let me try it
Tim: *passes it to Damian*
Damian: *Tries it* Eww, yeah, no, this is gross
Steph: *Takes it from Damian, trying it* makes me want to vomit, try it Cass
Cass: *Takes a bite* yeah no, please never get this again, you want some Duke?
Duke: Why not *takes a bite* Meh, it's not horrible, it's just not good
Dick: Well now I feel left out
Duke: *hands it to Dick*
Dick: *takes a bite*
Dick:
Bruce, in the background: *slaps his forehead* why are they like this
Jason: You wanna try Bruce?
Bruce, dad who feels bad when he says no to his kids: *pained smile* *through clenched teeth* Suuuure...
Dick: *hands it to Bruce*
Bruce: *takes a bite, spits it out into his napkin* Awful, truly atrocious, I'm going to sue, that was so awful
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Batfam as cats
Tim: Tim vs Tim (he’s fighting his intrusive thoughts)
Dick: he found the photos that Bruce kept
Damian: he’s cute but will bite
Barbra: shh she’s working
Cass: she lurking
Steph: she says hi
Jason: he will hurt you if you interrupt his read time again
Duke: he did smth and you’ll never know what it is. It will be the mystery that will haunt you.
Bruce: I’m Batman
Part two
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I hold you SO SO closed in my handsss,,, I love seeing you in my notifications it's always such an honor and makes my day so much
-@sm-baby
omg hiiii mushroom!! :D i'm gonna be honest, i've been staring at this trying to figure out how to respond for a while but i am far too flattered to think of a good response! consider me rendered speechless...
anyway, i just hope you know the feeling is mutual and i am also very happy when i see you around!!! i'm going to use this as an excuse to toss some carnival au art your way which you'd enjoy, i hope?? ^-^
yes this one's based off madagascar 3 which... please don't judge me too hard for that... that movie's iconic (to me at least 😭)
there's more to these but idk i wasn't feeling it so crops are all i'm giving out
this one i'll probably still finish but i like how caine looks so here's a sneak peek
that was all pomni and caine wasn't it uhhh. whoops... here's a couple jax i also like that guy
and this isn't the carnival au, but it IS showtime and i know you love them... technically a wip but it's gonna take sooo many rendered pages to finish that idk if i'll ever actually get it done so just take this bit
okay that's it, ty again for stopping by!!!
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More Gotham Times Headlines
Son of billionaire Bruce Wayne was arrested Friday following an incident involving elaborate gymnastics in the Gotham art museum.
Billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne asks for space from the media following arrest of adopted child Dick Grayson.
Socialite and former girlfriend of Bruce Wayne, Selina Kyle has leaked photos of what appears to be Wayne attempting to make grilled cheese.
Video goes viral after Red Robin is seen slipping and falling on ice. The vigilante managed not to spill his coffee during the fall.
Known Drug Lord Red Hood seen dropping off large trash bags at local boys and girls club. The club later announced that it would be expanding due to a generous donation.
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*looks at gay couple* so uhh, which one of you is Kermit and which is Miss Piggy?
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im sorry for being obsessed with dick and cass as if it’s my fault. what if we were the only two people to truly understand batman and his mission but in very different ways. and we were siblings. and we were both insane
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there are protocols for what to do with every batkid when they panic / otherwise freak out. bruce has them written down somewhere but at a certain point they all just know them instinctively.
dick: make sure his feet are on the floor. put your feet on the floor. hold wrists -- not hands, but wrists, so neither of you could possibly slip. neither of you are falling. he needs to know that.
jason: don't touch him. talk to him. if you can lead him to a big, open space, do that. leave the doors open. turn the lights on. watch him, but don't get too close unless he asks for a hug.
tim: keep talking. doesn't matter what you say, just make sure he can't forget you're there. even after he says he's fine, even if it seems like he's fine, he's not, so don't leave. stay. if you can't stay, find someone who can.
damian: don't forget he's literally a child, but take him seriously. ask him what's wrong. him, you can reassure. don't touch his hair -- talia and ra's did that a lot, when he was in the league, and he'll flinch away from you. the knife helps him feel safe, don't worry, it's not about you.
cass: you can talk to her all you want but she is not going to answer you. speaking is hard enough on a good day. if you even manage to guess that she's panicking, keep your posture open. she won't take a hug, but she might come lean against you.
steph: hold her. it's pretty straightforward with her, actually. just hold her close and talk her through calming down. get somewhere you can take your mask off, if you're in costume, and let her see your face.
babs: get her a weighted blanket and a cup of tea and just let her be. if anyone besides dick or her dad asks, she's fine. she will be fine, honestly. she's a little better adjusted than most of the family. just keep an eye out for her.
duke: he's new. if you're not cass, dick, or tim, you should probably get one of them. kid gloves with him. you might have to walk him through breathing, focusing on the things around him, all the things that are second nature to everyone else now. remember, he hasn't been doing this all his life.
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