911 (mainly buddie) + ao3 tags + very unnecessary commentary from me!! pt. 3

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Buck: Welcome to the 'Fuck Evan Buckley' club, where we discuss all the reasons you think I've been a bad friend. We talk, work through them, and move on.

Eddie:... I may have misunderstood the purpose of this club.

Tommy: Me, too.

Taylor: I could go either way.

Buck and Eddie as text posts 1/?

incorrect 9-1-1 35/? | inspired by

Eddie Diaz + tumblr asks insp x, x, x

Eddie: I would make a fantastic housewife Buck: Okay, I'll bite. How so? Eddie: I would wake up real early, make you and our kids breakfast, pack your lunches, send you off to work, take our kids to school, come back home, and make me and our 2-year-old breakfast. Then I would do laundry, and clean up after you and our 6 kids -but I love you all so I am not mad- while Austin takes his mid-morning nap- Buck: Have you been watching day-in-the-life of a housewife videos? Also, our youngest is called Austin? Eddie: Yes, I have and yes he is. There's Christopher, Eliza, Isaac, Aaron, Christina, and Austin. Buck: And I am guessing there is no room for argument there? Eddie: I cook, clean, and let you fuck me 6 ways to Sunday. The least I ask is that you let me name our kids, Buck. Buck, putting his hands up: Okay, okay, whatever you want. Eddie, stepping closer to Buck: I am flexible in other regards, though. Very, VERY flexible. Pilates sure helps with that. Buck, gulping: Pilates? Eddie: You can fuck me 6 ways to Sunday, whatever way you want. I'll even spend my spare time learning new positions for you. Buck: Damn, you WOULD make a fantastic housewife Eddie: Told you I would

I would kill for a scene where the 118 is joking around and doing mock British accents and then Oliver just speaks in his regular voice

And everyone’s just like

That definitely doesn’t sound British

They may not be fucking they may not even be kissing but they have been together for FOURTEEN fucking years and that is all I need to know.

So what if Kazuki went out in the night for a drink with a woman, let the man have fun. He's allowed to have friends.

So what if Rei is still awkward with touch, that type of shit doesn't go away overnight, and he's obviously okay with Kazuki touching him. He's just not the one to initiate it.

They're queer and they're together in whatever form they are, I don't care. They're together after all this time, after Kazuki cared for Rei and brought him back from the dead for three years, after he taught this man how to fucking LIVE. Raised a girl with him and healed himself in the process. These men literally risked their own lives for each other in this last episode, and here they are, ten years later, living a cozy little life by the beach with their own cafe like all those yaoi mangas where one dude works it and the other is a writer who hasn't come out to his parents.

They are life partners, and they ARE in love and they are family. I love them, I love this show so much.

Buck: You really need to stop using humor to hide your trauma, Eds. Eddie: Aww, thanks babe! Buck, distressed: It's not a good thing! Eddie, smiling: All I'm hearing is that you think I'm funny, so that's all that matters.

the one where the lasagna recipe got buck a husband!

They have Eddie the Technophobe man the official lafd twitter account, and less than a year letter, Twitter is dying. Coincidence?... Probably, but it's still funny.

*snooooooorts* Hi hon, I have to tell you it is not nice to make me choke on my drink like that! XD I’m laughing so hard. OMG, what a mess Twitter is going through! And look at the effect that will have on other social media sites, too. I do wonder, what are the odds that this is all some sort of a master plan implemented by Buck? He was deep diving - as a trivia lover like him does - into Musk’s biography and decided that the man needed to be taken down. So when Eddie asked to be transferred, Buck saw his opportunity. He knew that it can only eventually cause Twitter to implode if Eddie is left anywhere near it, so Buck talked to Bobby and while no one else is aware, he’s the one who planted the idea in their captain’s head of where to get Eddie re-assigned. Buck got Eddie to tweet on the LAFD account stuff that Musk wouldn’t be able stand in order to lure him in, and the rest was just inertia the second that Musk, Twitter and Eddie were all on a collision course. Of course, there’s was no way Eddie would stay away from the 118 for too long if he had to deal with that much technology every single day, so eventually, he would have to quit and come back to being a firefighter. Two birds, one stone smug Evan Buckley who got everything he ever wanted, especially his work husband back. ;)

Thank you, I hope I managed to amuse you no less than you did me! Have a great day! And as always, here’s my ask tag. xoxox

Eddie *having a crisis*: Well, how did you know?

Buck: Know... what?

Eddie: That you liked guys as well as girls?

Buck: What do you mean? Doesn't everyone find everyone attractive?

Eddie:...

Buck: Don't they?

Buck: Don't they, Eddie?!

Eddie:...

Eddie: You know what, you deal with your crisis, I'll deal with mine.

General Kenobi makes contact with a disgruntled local, but as usual, negotiations end with the other party eating out of the palm of his hand.

In Nona the Ninth, we find out the 7th Resurrection Beast, one of our solar system’s murdered planets, is named Varun. Among its other cryptic nonsense Varun repeats “I am made a mockery” and “I am mocked.” Well, Varuna is a very, very old Hindu god of the sky and later of the sea, and in terms of planet names that puts him closest to our seventh planet, the primordial Greek god of the sky and rains. In other words, Varun is most likely the soul...of Uranus.

Palamedes was bemoaning all the ass jokes while living under the biggest ass joke of all.

That kicked dog look when Rei broke up with him

Lucy: I think kissing Buck made me gay.

Eddie: Same.