incorrect 9-1-1 35/? | inspired by

the one where the lasagna recipe got buck a husband!

Buck: I'll check out a hot guy's ass, but that's normal. Maddie: It's... not abnormal. Buck: I mean, Eddie does it too. Maddie: ... what? Buck: Yeah, I've definitely caught him staring at my ass. And he's straight! Maddie: ... as straight as you, apparently.

He’s a 10, but... || Buck’s version

eddie, waking up after the bridge collapse:

Buck: He died of natural causes.

Eddie: You pushed him off the roof.

Buck: Yeah, gravity, it’s natural.

Holy cannoli, two planes hit da towahs right here in NEW YORK CITY!

...

This post and more: Reasons to have timestamps on things

Buck: Welcome to the 'Fuck Evan Buckley' club, where we discuss all the reasons you think I've been a bad friend. We talk, work through them, and move on.

Eddie:... I may have misunderstood the purpose of this club.

Tommy: Me, too.

Taylor: I could go either way.

Buck and Eddie as text posts 1/?

Eddie Diaz + tumblr asks insp x, x, x

Eddie: I would make a fantastic housewife Buck: Okay, I'll bite. How so? Eddie: I would wake up real early, make you and our kids breakfast, pack your lunches, send you off to work, take our kids to school, come back home, and make me and our 2-year-old breakfast. Then I would do laundry, and clean up after you and our 6 kids -but I love you all so I am not mad- while Austin takes his mid-morning nap- Buck: Have you been watching day-in-the-life of a housewife videos? Also, our youngest is called Austin? Eddie: Yes, I have and yes he is. There's Christopher, Eliza, Isaac, Aaron, Christina, and Austin. Buck: And I am guessing there is no room for argument there? Eddie: I cook, clean, and let you fuck me 6 ways to Sunday. The least I ask is that you let me name our kids, Buck. Buck, putting his hands up: Okay, okay, whatever you want. Eddie, stepping closer to Buck: I am flexible in other regards, though. Very, VERY flexible. Pilates sure helps with that. Buck, gulping: Pilates? Eddie: You can fuck me 6 ways to Sunday, whatever way you want. I'll even spend my spare time learning new positions for you. Buck: Damn, you WOULD make a fantastic housewife Eddie: Told you I would

He’s a 10, but... || Eddie’s version

I would kill for a scene where the 118 is joking around and doing mock British accents and then Oliver just speaks in his regular voice

And everyone’s just like

That definitely doesn’t sound British

Buck: Hey Bobby, did you hear they arrested a demon?

Bobby: No, what did he do?

Buck to Bobby: They picked him up for possession!

Bobby: *rolls his eyes*

Sometime later that day,

Buck to Hen and Chim: Hey guys, guess what?

Hen: What?

Chim: What?

Buck: A friend of mine forgot to pay his exorist, so he got repossessed! *laughs*

Hen and Chim: *chuckles*

Chim: Okay Buck, that one was pretty good!

911 (mainly buddie) + ao3 tags + very unnecessary commentary from me!! pt. 3

pt 1 | pt 2

Eddie *having a crisis*: Well, how did you know?

Buck: Know... what?

Eddie: That you liked guys as well as girls?

Buck: What do you mean? Doesn't everyone find everyone attractive?

Eddie:...

Buck: Don't they?

Buck: Don't they, Eddie?!

Eddie:...

Eddie: You know what, you deal with your crisis, I'll deal with mine.