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#because actually fasting never rlly works for me
restricted-access · 2 years
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thinking abt recovery to be honest
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dizscreams · 1 year
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Romantic headcanons with lil ol hobie
Absolutely 🫡
Romantic Headcanons with Hobie Brown — ★
I don’t think you guys would go out for dates I think a lot of the time it’s hanging out in each others room
Like he’s strumming his guitar and you’re studying or drawing whatever JUST YES
I think he’d definitely prefer that than taking you out to a fancy restaurant or smth like that
Maybe even movie nights?
Random thought but a little self care night 🤭
Maybe face masks (which he was reluctant to do but you made him anyway), painting each others nails, etc etc
Not really self care but him helping you dye your hair!!! Can’t get that thought out of my head
OMG SHOPPING WITH HIM!! You dragging him shopping and he acts like he doesn’t wanna be there but he actually kinda likes helping you pick out stuff
Don’t even get me started on you making him carry all of your bags or you showing off to him in the dressing room 👀
UGH OMG I HAD A CUTE THOUGHT!! One time he watched you do your makeup and he wanted to learn how to do eye liner
So you taught him one day and he likes doing eye liner every now and again
Maybe you were on his lap and did it for him one day! (He wouldn’t let you do a full face of makeup on him though 😔)
Likes picking out jewelry for your outfits
If you guys are opposites I can see a lot of playful arguments about each others music tastes
He definitely likes at least one song you showed him but wont admit it cause he’s stubborn!
If we’re gonna talk about physical touch I’d say he likes it just definitely not in public
Maybe a hand on your shoulder sometimes but other than that I’m not sure
In private though he’s always leaning his head on your shoulder or putting his head on yours
Likes to tease and make fun of you
Jokingly ofc he’d never let it go too far
He issss in a band so ofc you’re going to almost every performance of his
Veryyy protective when it comes to his job and you
Doesn’t like letting you come to fights with him or trying to help cause he’s terrified you’re going to get hurt
If you’re also a spider person you guys make a rlly good duo
He’s just a really laid back guy in general so he doesn’t raise his voice at you
Maybe on accident a few times but he always apologizes ofc
He’s respectful 🫡
OMG RANDOM BUT NAPPING TOGETHER
WHEWWW imagine you both got done with a fight and you just need to rest so you take a nap together! Or if you’re not a spider person then you both had a hard day and wanted to take a nap together
I don’t think he gets jealous thaaat easily. Like someone would have to be THROWING themselves at you and he’ll step in.
He wouldn’t be starting fights or drama honestly I think he’d just wrap an arm around your waist and walk away with you
I think he’ll go on random tangents about stuff he’s interested in or even abt stuff he doesn’t like 😭
You’re just listening to him like “yeah totally” because he’s talking so fast
He’s proud of your guy’s relationship and he’s caught himself talking about you a lot to his friends
He tries to shut up before they say anything but they’re already teasing him
BUT ID SAY OVERALL he’s just a really chill dude who likes spending time with his partner :)
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All I can think of rn so I hope you enjoyed! and ty for all the requests I’ll be working on them all day <3 🫡
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damagedcoda6669 · 22 days
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Hey Lucifer, i'm sorry I am telling you this since ik you and Al are close, but that's exactly why i'm telling you this...
As you know, Al used to be in birdie drama spaces, and he still is, but just under an alt.
Remember the borderline 12 drama? Al made that happen to see how the public would react since he is planning bigger things. He wants to see how fast your "fans" will turn on you, and he wanted to see how many would defend you. He knew doing the borderline 12 thing would get you in trouble, he even was surprised with how well it went considering YOU posted it when he actually wanted to post it on his account and mention you drew it.
I know this since i'm also in birder drama servers, but I just think Al is taking it too far...
He is truly playing the long game and trying to solidify your trust within him so that those leaks that are happening cannot be traced back to him. Al has truly formed an attachment to you, but not in a good way.
That borderline 12 drama was also to test your loyalty to him and it worked since you believed that he meant no harm when all he truly did mean was to harm you. You may think Al is genuine and would never, but just try to analyze a few of his messages pertaining to birder drama.... that's all i'm going to allude to because I don't want him to know who i am. I don't want him to doxx me.
I will say, Al does share a lot of interests with you and he does find you fun to be around, but that's because he sees you as a toy instead of a person.
Just- please be careful with Al, he is betraying you behind closed doors and PLEASE don't listen to him when he says all the anon's are lying, they are just scared of him finding out because right now he is really favored in birdie drama spaces since he infiltrated you so well.
Ik you might not believe me since i said I was in birdie drama spaces and i will admit, i do talk bad about you.... However, I never leaked anything nor have I been involved in what Al has been doing. I am mainly a lurker and to gain trust in the birder servers I just regurgitate the hate everyone else has for you. I feel really guilty, which is why i'm writing you this.
Other's have spoken out in anon asks on your moraltonz account, and Al was really upset with them and tried doxxing them to get them out of the birdie servers he's in so his plans don't get foiled by them, since he knows you get paranoid easily. Al is really worried about you finding out about him, so I'm hoping you get to this ask.
You may believe it's people trying to ruin you Lucifer, but other asks that pretty much imply it's birdie haters was just a tactic used to try to get the people truly coming forward to be discreditable.
Also, read my username and think back to all the birdie drama and all the people involved. I won't say too much, but I hope you can get what I am alluding to. If not, it's ok.
TLDR;
PLEASE BE CAREFUL WITH AL, LUCIFER. Please.
It's disheartening what Al is doing to you, with all the leaks, with the ploys, with how he talks about you, and just with everything he is doing.
Al has not stopped interacting in birdie drama spaces, he lied to you.
I truly think Synni is your only friend, because even though she used to be in birdie spaces, I don't think she has an alt.
I'm sorry i'm telling you all of this considering how close you and Al are, I really am sorry he is doing this to you. /gen
the lengths u guys go 2 2 try 2 induce my paranoia/delusions n turn me against ppl u dont know is crazy. if this is true, if u actually cared abt me, use ur main. say it 2 my face. give me evidence. ALSO ADMITTING U SHITTALK ME AND ACTIVELY PARTICIPATE IN BIRDIE DRAMA SERVERS IS CRAAAZY. I AM NOT GOING 2 LISTEN 2 A WORD U SAY, U R JUST ADMITTING 2 BEING A BAD PERSON. if u feel sooooo guilty, why r u still there? if al was rlly leaking shit in these spaces, scs and evidence wouldve gotten back 2 me by now. itd have spread online and id be able 2 see artwork n images that i havent sent 2 anyone besides them. also??? stop misgendering them??? weird ass
anyway yeah, good lie, u fabricated an interesting story, but gimme some proof. gimme gimme i want those discord scs that dont exist *rubs my hands 2gether nefariously*
heh u dont know this but.. jotaro is leaking everything
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murdrdocs · 1 year
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could i request a ethan landry x mentally tired reader? it could be no ghostface au or ghostface, but if it is could there be a scene where mindy is accusing everyone and she gets to the reader And the reader says something along the lines of “ i haven’t slept in days “ my english isn’t very good so sorry!
ur english is perf(ect) bae don't worry !! also i rlly dont remember this scene that well so ... GN!reader
Mindy stood before you, truly in her element as she explained the 'rules' to going through something like this. You could tell that the information she was spewing was essential to your survival, but you couldn't focus. You were going in and out, your head bobbing each time you fell asleep, the involuntary movement instantly awakening you from a slumber that could barely even be labeled a cat nap.
"Here," Ethan whispered to you, his hand snaking around your waist and nudging you closer to him. "Lay on me." You barely even had time to verbally accept or reject his invitation, nor did you have time to thank him. Your head was finding his shoulder like a magnet and solace came upon your being as you were finally in a position comfortable enough to at least get a few minutes of consecutive sleep.
Until Mindy turned to you, her voice traveling alerting you of her change in direction. "And here we have the newcomer, love interest to another new comer," you opened your eyes to see Mindy gesturing between you and Ethan. His grip on your waist tightened just a bit.
"So what, they're a suspect because they're new and we're dating?" You'd been dating Ethan for a short while now, but hearing him refer to your relationship in its official capacity always made you feel all giddy inside.
"Exactly." Mindy smiled, seemingly thankful that Ethan was catching on fairly fast. "Maybe you two are working together. Ghostface is usually a pair anyway," Mindy gasped, her eyes lighting up and an idea fostering in her mind. "Maybe ..." she appraoched you both until she was standing over you. "Ethan here does all the killing and slicing and dicing. The gory stuff. While," she pointed to you, saying your name as she leaned down just a bit to meet your eye level, "makes the phone calls. You seem clever enough to manage that."
You stared in Mindy's dark eyes, barely even a hint of malice in your gaze as she stared back. You knew she didn't mean any actual harm, she was just trying to prevent a recap of last year, trying to protect her friends. And you want the same.
You go to defend yourself, but Ethan does it first.
"Okay, they would never do that. Right?" He's peering down at you, eyebrows raised for confirmation. His gaze isn't accusatory at all, unlike the others behind him.
"Right," you confirm. "I can barely even keep my eyes open right now, Mindy. I haven't slept in days. I can tell you that I'm not the killer, but you probably won't believe me until the end. So just know that there is a slim to none chance that I could mastermind a murdering spree right now."
Mindy seems to believe you enough to turn away and continue her rant. Your eyes close once more, satisfied to be in your current physical position, and you doze off, oblivious to the way Ethan's eyes shift to Quinn, the way they share a mutual look, and the way they both turn to face Mindy with a harder look in their eyes.
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starvi-boi · 2 months
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yall asked me how i did it so here we go:
first of all, if you dont struggle with an ed or are in recovery than dont interact or read this. i am pro recovery for everyone except myself. stay safe everyone!!
my situation:
im 167 cm tall
i started at 67.7kgs and now im 43kgs, (bmi 24.3 -> 15.4)
i live with my parents and they after two months noticed and now they watch what i eat
it took me around 5 months but during 2 of them i was just maintaining because of miscalculations and binges
1) meals:
i do omads, its really effective, keep it around 350 - 900 cals a day, i used to fast for few days every now and then but omads work wonders
heres how my week looks:
mon: 400-700
tue: 400-800
wen: 400-600
thu: 350-650
fri: 400-800
sat: 900-1200
sun: 850-1250
omading dinner works quite well and so does omading breakfast, but i prefer dinners, i can keep my morning skinny all day and i dont have to walk outside being bloated af
2) exercise:
i do around 5 hours climbing a week, after 3 months i added a 20 minute workout every day that i dont climb, also sometimes i spent whole days climbing on rocks outside
i also have 2 hours of pe a week
i try to get at least 5k steps, mostly i get around 6k a day
im not a try hard in exercise, sometimes i go inline skating but its for fun
i dont distract burnt cals from the days total. i dont.
3) pürging:
i used to pürge anything that was over 500 cals, but it was useless, dont do it, its not helping, i did this only the first 2 months because of guilt
4) binging:
before i began eating less, i used to binge like 4 times a week (around 4k cals), it used to be my coping mechanism
at first i didnt binge at all, i didnt eat because of guilt, i hated food
lately ive been binging on low-cal stuff which is bad, but at least its not as high cal (i actually crave low-cal things), but now i tell myself this: 'enjoy the emptiness, nothing can fill in the void inside, especially not food' and it has helped a lot
but im not rlly sure what to do about it- it just sometimes happens
5) weight ins:
i do them everyday in the evening before dinner, i dont drink water during the day (dont do this, i forget to drink and am used to that, stay hydrated), which makes me not want to eat because id gain the food and water weight, if i knew i was having two meals id weight in in the morning
6) metab days:
since i live with my parents who now check on me, i do them on weekends - both days, i mostly binge on those days (sometimes even 3k cals) lol
i aim for 900-1100 cals on them because on other days i try to restrict as much as possible and my bmr is around 1200
even though they seem scary, theyre very much needed!!
7) rituals:
i dont snack, only gum - it works amazing (i go through like 30 a day :'))
i always plan my cals for the day in the morning and always add in the food before eating it
i spend a lot of time on edblr and edtwt and edtt, motivating
i always have an emergency snack on me and water, im allowed to eat it if im too dizzy or too weak
8) my tips:
never eat alone. never.
eat only at the table - it makes it really annoying to sit there while eating which makes me not wanna eat
romanticize hunger (not the best but ykyk), be a good ana, be pure, be pretty
wear layers, youre gonna be freezing all the time
vaping/smoking can help if youre already into it, dont start with it just because i said it might work
be patient.
skip any meal you can, fake eating, empty packages, hiding food in clothes, taking in to your room, dirty plates, sitting and staring at an empty cup licking the clean spoon over and over as if the cup was full so you seem like youre eating... anything
dont obsess over food, obsess over being skinny and over fasting!!
dont eat more than 2 meals a day
prepare your own food so you can calculate it right
high volume low cal stuff and high protein stuff are your new best friends (lettuce, peppers, cucumbers, pickles, rice cakes, tomatoes, melons, coldfish, chicken breasts, cottage cheese)
warm water fills you up, so does coffee and tea
be nice to yourself, reward yourself when you do good, make it a game - points for being good -> rewards you can buy with your points, when you mess up you have to extract few points
take it slow, one day at a time or one week at a time, you have plenty of time, messing up is okay (one binge doesnt make you fat just as one fast doesnt make you skinny, but doing it repeatedly will)
if youre getting weak -> increase your cals, its better to get your energy back but maintain for few weeks than it is to be weak and passing out
9) do what works for you
i cant do longer fasts because of my family, just because this worked for me doesnt mean its gonna work for you, find what you can do and stick with it
i really suck at portion control so i omad, its way easier for me to not eat than to eat small amounts through out the day
thats it for now!! thanks for reading, if i think of something more ill write it down!!
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odusseus-xvi · 9 months
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hi!! this is kinda a weird question but ur post about characterization for french ccs is rlly helpful for writing, so i was wondering if u had any like . tips or advice about speaking patterns or like. common terms or phrases they use and stuff like that. i have a lot of issues with auditory processing and other hearing stuff that makes it like . hard for me to always understand speech patterns or just like . what people are actually saying so if u have any like . advice or info about like How They Talk that u could put in text or like specific that would be cool. no worries if u dont/cant btw i completely get it i just remembered that u were the one w the previous helpful post ::D
Yeah, no problem I could try ! :D Now keep in mind again I'm not necessarily an expert, and I'm just doing this because it's fun. I still might make some mistakes, and miss some important details, but 'Ill do my best. SO
Let's go for HOW DO THE FRENCH (and swiss) CCS TALK :
Let's start with
ETOILES : So I feel like it might be the easiest because he's the clearest to me. He tends to speak at a normal space and in english with a noticeable slighly french accent, but not an extreme one. He likes to crack jokes constantly when he speaks with other people (most of the time hyping up others, and self deprecating, you know the "You are a legend, I am dumb".) . He can drop pearls of wisdom randomly through ridiculous metaphors ("You don't need to worry, My name means stars, that means that when you look I'm here." "It's like crossing the road, you have to, and there is cars, you need to be careful, but it can't be all you focus on. Wait I'm not sure about that one...") and sometimes actually genuine and inspiring, but more often that not in the tone of discussion, it doesn't sound like he's dispensing "wisdom of the elders", he's just a humble guy talking with you and giving a random advice. He often says in french "Wow a flop" when something doesn't work. Or "c.s.c." (Contre Con Camp, a football term meaning scoring against your own team) when he comments on someone being a tryhard for example ("WOW such a tryhard (csc)"). He'll often makes the joke that nobody likes him when they don't answer in chat to himself, (or chat) and will directly tell them "You want me to die irl don't you?" ensues a myriad of "holy shit you want me to die for real" answered by the "NOO" of the other one. Two last details that came to me, he rarely actually answers by "no" or "yes", he often use "Yeh yeh yeh", or "no no no". He also uses a lot of "euuuuh..." when looking for his words when speaking.
AYPIERRE : He is fairly simple too. He has a very relaxed tone, speaks slightly slower than most people, and has slightly noticeable french accent but less so than others. His tone differenciate between three states : Focused (while building or infiltrating a base), relaxed, and humourous. Note that he's never fully serious, he has that constant gremlin energy and smile that makes him want to make jokes that will make everybody cringe (his favorite pastime.) The only time he's been serious and slightly upset was when he earned gegg died or when he learned that the federation was trying to replicate his wine (there you can see his priorities). Most of the time people are assuming the worst when it's his countless time he starts a conversation with "So, I did something..." and is the type of guy to say "*known illegal act* is a strong word, let's say it's more like *not necessarily better*". I don't follow him as much, so I currently have no other mannerism in mind.
BAGHERA : I feel like she is a bit harder to pin down. When speaking in english she has a very noticeable accent, especially when she is tired. And talks a bit fast, especially in french. Though she doesn't crack jokes constantly, she has a constant chaotic energy that makes her say random things at times. She often say "Oh Yeaaaah" when she is happy or hyped about something, mostly when she is with other people to show them she is happy too. When she is ashamed or not understanding something she likes to take a voice we call the "Antoine Croute" voice (a character she played in a Rp series on GTA V), it's high pitched and really shy. (imagine a little "wut... ?"). She can be really serious, especially when investigating. She almost nver express vocally, in tone at least, her anger. Instead she sounds incredibly cold, like she was with ElQuackity. Her voice when serious drops a bit, and she speaks a bit faster. There is probably plenty more but I'm starting to get tired.
ANTOINE : He is the hardest to me because it is even hard to pin down in french. He has most of the time a very serious tone, while he ironically constantly making either dark jokes based on irony and cynism OR a pun. Because of this, it's sometimes hard to pin what's a joke and what's serious. His accent alternates between horrible french accent OR almost ProPeR eNgliSH. Even when discussing absolutely batshit insane things he sounds serious (he is not in reality, but it's a form of humor in itself). OCCASIONALLY he'll break and cracks a smile, and sometimes, even the heartiest laugh you've ever heard, a very vocal and deep "AHAHAHAHA" that you can hear a mile away (but it happens rarely.) Though I didn't specify, most people, including the french, stutter at least a little bit, and search their words, (like I said for Etoiles' "euh".) but Antoine tends to have a very clear speech, only occasionally looking for a translation. In the same vein, he also has a very quick reaction and can answer with a pun almost instantly (very impressive, especially when it's not his native language.)
That's pretty much all I can think of right now, and I'm tired. Maybe it's not exactly what you asked, but it's what I can muster. Hopes that helped :D
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seeingivy · 10 months
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HI RONNIE!!!! HOPE ALL IS WELL POOKIE!! i just have a suggestion for your gojo fics + ts songs if you haven’t done it already bc i havent rlly checked but gorgeous from reputation 😋😋😋
gorgeous
satoru gojo x f!reader
**part of my satoru as taylor swift songs series
content: nothing much, just some good old thirsting for our favorite sorcerer
an: HELLO MY BELOVED BABIE POOKIE SWEETIE PIE FACE!!! of course I can do gorgeous (which this is actually the fourth time it's been requested for taylor as gojo so I had to do it as fast as I could) fun fact: this was one of my surprise songs when my older sister flew me out to see the eras tour in atlanta!!!!
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The rosé is sweet as it trickles down your throat, immediately filling you with a warm, fuzzy feeling in the center of your chest. 
“We’ve only been here for twenty minutes.” Nanami says, reaching to take the bottle from you. 
“And I’ve had the longest week of my life. Please mind your own business, Kento.” you respond, reaching for the bottle back from him. 
A measly tradition from when you were masters students together is now the only reason you’re making it to the end of the week. After a load of corporate bullshit for Nanami, insane work hours for Shoko, and the most disorganized elementary school in the metropolitan area for you, the three of you come together to bitch and get drunk. 
Let loose. And let loose really means let loose, because the bartender hates you so much that he has a picture of the three of you printed on the front door with a very menacing Do Not Enter sign next to it. 
“Hi Toji.” 
“I’m going to permanently ban you from this bar one day. And I’ll feel no remorse when I kick you out on your ass either.” 
“Toji, stop flirting with me or I’m going to fall in love with you.” 
Toji wrinkles his nose in disgust, looking borderline offended that you would even say such a thing, as he places three beers on the table. You shoot him a wink and he flips you off in response as he walks back to his spot behind the bar. 
“So what is that asshat doing?” Nanami asks. 
You turn your head to find Hiro, the stupid pathologist you’ve been dating for the past eight months, doing some type of…interpretive dance in the middle of the bar with a blonde girl. Interpretive dance is a nice word for twerking on each other. 
“Networking.” 
Shoko and Nanami nearly burst out laughing before pushing their bottles towards you, which you happily accept. 
“You win. What an absolute idiot.” 
You all laugh as you watch Hiro go on, matching disgusted faces plastered on the three of your faces as his arms become more uncoordinated with each changing beat. You turn your head to the side, swallowing down your disgust with Nanami’s beer and silently thanking the Ancient Sumerians for creating the aforementioned beer for you to drown your pity in.  
The door of the bar swings open behind you and Nanami and Shoko lift their hands up, giving a polite wave, before sinking back down into their chairs. You turn around to look at who they were waving at and feel your breath get tangled in your throat. 
Are you drunk? Yes. Are you a little bit delusional? Probably. Is this probably a result of the idiot you’ve been dating doing some type of weird, inappropriate bird mating call on the dance floor that’s more embarrassing for you than it is for him? For sure. 
But the human personification of beauty just walked into the smelly bar and you think you’ve fallen in love. In lust. In whatever you can have with this man, because he’s literally the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen. 
He’s tall, his defined arms peeking out through the white, buttoned collared shirt he’s wearing. His sleeves are pulled just past his forearms, because he’s a whore, putting the tiniest of veins on display and honestly, making you foam at the mouth. Not only is he built, not only is he fit but he literally has the face of a fucking angel. 
You’ve never understood that entire thing. Attraction at first sight. You need to sit down, get to know someone, before you can truly like them. And tonight, you stand corrected because there’s something magnetic about him. You can’t help but notice, can’t help but pay attention to him walking around the bar. 
You think it’s illegal. Because who the fuck walks into this dinky ass bar looking like that? Sparkly blue eyes, peeking from behind a pair of sunglasses, and perfectly tousled, snow white hair. Looks that could kill. Like literally kill, because your heart is beating so fast it’s going to explode.  
He walks past the door and takes a seat at the bar, leaning against the table to order his drink. And you’re sure your inhibitions are not present because of the bottle of wine and now four beers that you’ve downed, but you’re full on ogling him. 
Because your day, your week, your life can suck ass but you’ve grown enough to know that you should let yourself enjoy the little things in life. Which includes flagrantly gawking at this beautiful, beautiful stranger. 
“You’re staring.” 
You turn around to face Shoko and Nanami again, nearly twitching in your seat. 
“Who the fuck is that?” 
“Satoru Gojo. He’s a medical malpractice lawyer, he helped out a co-worker of mine a few months ago.” responds Shoko, placing a fresh cigarette in between her teeth. 
“His firm is right across from my office. I see him on the train sometimes on the way to work.” says Nanami, leaning over to light Shoko’s stick. 
“Do you know the things I would do to that man?” 
“What?” 
“I need that man. Horrendously. Biblically. Like we’re Adam and Eve, creating something new. Who the fuck looks like that? Who the fuck walks into Toji’s disgusting ass bar looking like a Greek god? Like an angel descended from the heavens?” 
“Are we talking about the same guy?” Shoko asks, blowing the smoke out of her mouth. 
“Shut up. Don’t act like you don’t go goo goo ga ga over Utahime every time you see her at one of my work functions. This guy is my Utahime.”
“Y/N. Stop.” 
“Shut up Kento. One night with Satoru Gojo and I’d literally lose my fucking mind. Like freak shit - on the table, in the bathroom, on the kitchen counter. Like you know that mind-blowing person you still think about when you’re a smelly, old senile person reliving your glory days when your husband cheats on you? That man under me would be MY glory days. He’s fucking gorgeous.” 
You feel a hand slide around your shoulder and the aforementioned gorgeous man is now sitting right next to you, his other hand resting on your knee. He’s smiling, his eyes even more dazzling when they’re filled with the sincerity of a smile. 
“Gorgeous, huh?” he says, reaching forward to pinch your cheek. 
You stick your face in your hands as you move away from his burning touch.. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. He leans forward to shake hands with Shoko and Nanami, exchanging pleasantries with them. The traitors. 
“Were you planning on telling me he was standing right behind me listening while I listed all the ways I would do him, Kento?” 
“What do you think ‘Y/N stop it’ means?” he responds. 
“No need to be ashamed, sweetheart. I think it’s really cute.” 
You roll your eyes as you scoot closer to the other edge of the bench, drowning in your embarrassment as Kento and Shoko break into conversation with Gojo. 
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. 
“Hey babe. Are you ready to leave?” 
Hiro’s now standing at the side of the table, sweat dripping down the side of his face, as he gestures for you to stand up. And now it’s even more embarrassing, because Gojo looks way too excited to be meeting Hiro right now. 
“I’m not sure we’ve met. I’m Satoru Gojo.” 
“Hiro. I’m dating Y/N.” 
Satoru looks over, smirking at you, before he leans back - and sends your head into a tizzy in the process because who the hell looks attractive smirking like that. 
“Congratulations. You must be really happy together. Life changing.” he says. 
You can feel your cheeks burning. He’s teasing you. You just admitted all the things you would do to him out loud, about how one night with him would change your life, and not only did he hear but now he’s sticking it to your boyfriend too. 
You push past him in the booth, give Shoko and Nanami a halfhearted smile, before you drag Hiro out of the bar with you. 
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You sit against the pavement, bumping knees with Itadori, as you both eye the empty parking lot in front of you. 
“I’m really sorry. My grandpa should actually be here any minute.” 
You look over at him, his pink hair tousled messily and the way he’s nervously fidgeting with the strings of his yellow hoodie. You give him a smile, knowing all too well the embarrassment of being the last kid picked up from school. Patiently waiting for someone to remember to pick you up. 
“Are you enjoying the third grade, Itadori?” 
“Yeah. I made a few friends recently which is nice.” 
“That’s always fun, kid. I’m glad you’re situating okay. Do you like the area?” 
“I kind of miss my old house. But it’s nice to spend time with my grandpa.” 
You feel your heart ache as you remember the little file they sent over, the written note from your principal pressed on top. That his parents passed away just before the start of the school year and his grandfather, one of his only living family members, wasn’t doing too well either. 
“Do you like your teacher?” 
He looks over, a shy smile on his face. 
“She’s okay.” 
You smile, reaching forward to mess with her hair. 
“Just okay? I think I’m pretty cool.” 
“Eh.” 
You reach into your pocket for the lollipop you swiped from your stash and hold it out in front of him. You watch his face light up, his excited little hands ripping the paper off. 
“Am I cool yet, Itadori?” 
“Freezing.” 
You smile, giving his shoulder a squeeze as a black car pulls up, stopping right in front of you. And out comes Satoru Gojo, in all his beauty, and one of your other students, Megumi Fushiguro. 
Megumi runs straight up to Itadori, holding out his hand, as he starts dragging him to the car. You stand up, awkwardly brushing your palms against your pencil skirt as Satoru walks up to you, a smirk on his face. 
And what the fuck is he doing here?
“Hi.” 
“Hello. Are you here to pick up Itadori?” 
“Sure am, pretty girl. Have a note from his grandpa, he’s not really feeling well.” 
You nod, ignoring the tingle in your hands as he brushes his fingers against yours to hand you the note. You pretend to read the note as you try to calm your breaths and look back up at him. 
Ocean blue eyes, staring into yours. 
“Perfect. Well, you’re good to go.” 
Satoru gives you a look before bending down to Itadori and Megumi’s heights, giving them the keys to the car and full access to playing with his stereo system. They both excitedly run into the car, leaving you and Satoru outside the school. 
“Are you not leaving?” 
“I thought we could chat for a bit.” 
You clench your fists as he takes Itadori’s seat on the pavement and gestures for you to sit next to him. You both eye Megumi and Itadori in the car, the two of them now sticking their faces too close to the air conditioning vents and manically laughing at how poofed up their hair is getting. 
“How are you?” 
“Satoru Gojo. Are you really making me sit here on the pavement to ask me how I am?” 
“Yes.” 
“Why?” 
“Well. I already know a lot about you. Your name, your occupation, how you feel about me. I feel like we skipped a few steps so we should backtrack. I didn’t even know you were my kids' teacher till about three seconds ago.” he says, smirking over at you. 
“Excuse me. How I feel about you?” 
“Oh, you know. On the table, in the bathroom, on the kitchen counter.” he responds, his voice all sing-songy. 
“Isn’t your wife waiting for you at home?” 
You can feel the jealousy seething in you already, because you know his answer. Because there is no universe where this man does not have a girlfriend already. The best ones are already taken. He leans closer, pinching your cheek in response. 
“Wouldn’t you like to know?” 
“I think the whole my kid’s elementary school teacher cheating affair is cliche, Satoru. Dare I say, even more cliche than the nanny.” 
“But not as cliche as the secretary.” 
“Oh, of course not. That’s the holy grail of cliche cheating affairs.” 
He laughs, leaning back on his forearms as you both fall into the silence. Stupid, fucking gorgeous funny charismatic looking-
“No wife for me fortunately. Or girlfriend either.” 
That’s somehow worse. Because if he had a girlfriend, you could be jealous of her. Put her face on a cardboard box and kick it off a cliff. But he’s single. And now he’s just something you want but can’t have. Entirely attainable but not in your reach. 
Also known as, frustrating as hell. 
“Shame. I’m sure girls are lining up at the door to experience the joys of dating you.” 
“And you’re first in line, sweetheart.” 
You feel your cheeks burn as he stands up, the tension so unbearable you can feel it eating at you alive. He holds his hand out, that little tingle running through you again, as he helps you up, now dragging Megumi and Itadori out of the front seats. You give the three of them a smile, your blood burning, as they drive away. 
He sends you a gift the next day. A donation of classroom supplies you had been egregiously emailing all the parents about and a handwritten note. 
the start of a cliche <3 - satoru 
You try to wipe the smile off your face. The fluttering in your chest. The presence of him in your dreams and in your mind at all times. 
Suddenly, you’re seventeen again and you remember the biggest woes of your teenage life. 
The ups and downs of having a crush on someone. 
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You clench the bowl of pudding in your hands as you ring the doorbell, which sprouts a large amount of commotion and noise behind the door. You give your hair one last pat down, after fretting over it for six hours in the mirror, as the door swings open. 
You’re met with Satoru Gojo and a pink apron hanging around his neck. 
“Nice outfit, Gojo. Can I try it on sometime?” 
“I’ll take it off and give you a show right now, sweetheart.” 
You feel your cheeks blazing as he drags you in, his warm hands taking the bowl from yours. You can hear thumping upstairs, which you’re sure is Megumi, Itadori, and Kugisaki making a mess of Gojo’s apartment. 
You follow him to the kitchen, taking a quick moment to totally check him out, before you make it to his mess of a birthday cake.
“There’s no way you’re going to actually give them that, are you?” 
“What’s wrong with it? It’s homemade. It has that Satoru charm.” 
“More like a stinky charm. What is that smell?” 
“The dishes. I need to do them because they’re kind of sticking to the pans. From this downright radioactive cake I just made.” 
You shoo him away, taking on the duty of properly making something out of the ruins of the "cake" Satoru had spread on his counter. From your vantage point, he has his back turned to you, which gives you full permission to ogle him once again. 
You realize that this is creepy. That no part of this is romantic and that he only invited you to Itadori’s little birthday party because you’re one of five people he actually knows in this city. But god is your heart beaming at the fact that the two of you are like this, together and alone. 
You’re mixing the frosting, a perfect light pink to match Itadori’s hair, and all you can think about is how good Satoru looks in a kitchen. In that run down t-shirt and sweatpants. Being all domestic. 
The way his arms look when he’s washing the dishes, how he looks when he puts things back into the fridge - his arm flexed against the handle. How reaching for the top cupboards makes the end of his shirt lift a little and you can see that muscled skin on his back. 
“I’m sure that the frosting is mixed by now. You’ve been going really hard at it.” 
You feel your face burn as you fill the piping bag, entirely embarrassed that he caught you staring. He makes his way over as you fill up the bags, the two of you frosting the entire sides of the cake together. At the end, you and Satoru take turns frosting the letters - the happy birthday in Satoru’s messy block printing and the itadori in your swirly cursive. 
He gives you a smile and it makes your heart all lopsided as he walks away. He goes toward the stairs, gesturing for all three of them to come down. 
You hear three pounding footsteps and then are bombarded with all three of them hugging you, pleasantly surprised at your arrival. 
“Are you here for my birthday?” 
“I sure am, birthday boy. I even brought you a gift, Itadori.” you respond, pinching his little cheek. 
He leans into your touch, giving you a hard hug before he lets go to run towards the kitchen. Gojo’s too busy strapping little birthday hats onto Nobara and Megumi's head as the two of you walk in, Satoru you a gleaming smile as he carries the last two hats over to you. 
“Purple or blue? Your pick, milady.” 
You point at the blue party hat which Gojo smiles at, before he lifts his hands to your face and secures the hat around your head. Some part of your hair gets tangled with the string, which Gojo fixes with the swiftness of his hands, immediately securing your hair back behind your ear. 
You could die happy then and there. 
He gives you a smile before turning back to Itadori - tickling him and screaming singing happy birthday into his ears, making the kid laugh so hard he’s crying out of his eyes. 
And you hate Satoru for inviting you. Surely he must know that something like this would only make you like him more. 
--
You turn your neck, just at the slightest angle, to get sight of him in your periphery. Keeping an eye on him is the only way to keep him at arm's length. And you’ve successfully avoided him three times now. 
More dressed down than the past few times you’ve seen him, Satoru is wearing a run down t-shirt and five inch inseam shorts - and he’s very excitedly chatting up Utahime and Nanami. You may be seeing things, but you swear he inches closer every time you move, the majority of his frame always turned to whichever direction you're standing in. 
Shoko starts poking your cheek aggressively to catch your attention, her face a few feet away from yours. 
“You know if you look from the side, it’s still considered staring.” she says. 
“Shut up. You’re acting like you weren’t staring either, Shoko.” 
“Staring at who?” 
You turn around to find the person attached to the voice and immediately walk away. Of course it was fucking Gojo. 
Even the sound of his voice is enough to make your heart race, like you're a six year old girl meeting your crush on the swings. You immediately race to Shoko’s bedroom, for a few seconds to calm yourself down. Sober up before you say something embarrassing again. 
When you make it to her room, you haphazardly shut the door behind you and fall face first into Shoko’s bed. You can still smell the laundry on her sheets, perfectly starched and fitted to perfection. You yank your phone out from your back pocket, quickly sliding through emails and making mental notes for your to-do list tomorrow to distract yourself. 
You hear the door open and close behind you, the tiny lock clicking against the frame. You turn around to find Satoru standing before you, his hands crossed against his chest. 
“Why do you hate me?” 
You frown, taken aback by his question. 
“What?” 
“Why do you hate me, Y/N? I’ve made every effort to be your friend, to be your anything and you keep ignoring me.” 
“When the hell did I ignore you?” 
“I’ve been trying to talk to you all night. Every time I walk up to a group you’re standing in, you walk away.” 
“That’s not intentional, I-” 
“I sent you everything on your wishlist for your classroom. For your students, because you wanted it really badly.” 
“And I appreciate that, I really do and-” 
“You didn’t even stop by to thank me. I’ve been picking up Megumi everyday waiting for you to come out.” 
“Thank you. Really, it’s made such a big difference and I’ve-” 
“Why don't you want to be friends with me?” 
You can feel the anger, the tension, the goddamn jumbled mess of feelings this idiot makes you feel bubbling out of your mouth as you start screaming at him, at the goddamn idiocy falling out of his mouth right now. 
“That's just the fucking problem. I don't want to be friends with you because I want to be more. You should take it as a compliment that I went out of my way to talk to everyone here but you. That I like you so much that I can’t stand to even be near you without telling you.” 
You can see the shock spread across his face as you keep rambling, the words stringing out of your mouth. 
“I don’t not talk to you on purpose. But every time I look at you, I can’t say anything to your face. You-you’re just-” 
“Just what?” 
“You make me so happy it’s ridiculous. You could smile at me and I’d be on the floor, giggling in my bed like I’m a twelve year old. You’re- your banter leaves me blushing, your smile makes my heart beat so fast, and you make me so happy that it makes me sad I can’t have you. I’ve embarrassed myself in front of you for the literal second time now so can I please just leave before you humiliate me some more?"  
You can feel your chest heaving, a very wide eyed Gojo staring back at you with a smile on his face. You make your move to run past him, to literally avoid this guy for the rest of your life, but he grabs onto your wrist, pulling you back so you’re leaning into his chest. 
"Leave me alone. I'll probably just go die alone at home with my cats now."
“It's my turn to talk now.” he says, his voice low.
“What?” 
“It's my turn to talk. You’ve gotten to ramble about how you feel twice and you have yet to let me do it even once.” he deadpans, cupping your face in the side of his hand. 
You nod, your cheek searing from his warm hand on your skin. 
“You think I’m gorgeous. But I think you’re irresistible.” 
“Huh?” 
“You. are. irresistible. Every time I see you, every time I even hear about you, it makes my heart bloom in my chest. Remember that smiley face you put in the email about Megumi’s grades? I literally had to bite down on my hand to avoid fucking screaming about the entire thing. That one time you smiled at me from across the hall when I went to pick Tsumiki up from her class? I was on the fucking floor.” 
He brings his other hand up, securing it around your neck to angle your face up. His eyes are burning with something you can’t place and it’s making your stomach swarm with an array of butterflies. 
“And the first night I met you. Your little grumpy face with your hands curled around two bottles of beer. Giggling with Shoko and Nanami, laughing so hard you were crying. You are so, so goddamn cute, so fucking beautiful that I just had to walk over. To have your eyes looking in mine, even if it was just once.” 
He leans down, pressing his lips against yours, as you nearly melt into his arms, losing the agency you had over your footing. He must sense it because he immediately brings his hands down, lifting you up from your waist so you’re even closer to his mouth, his lips deepening the kiss. He breaks apart, whispering against your mouth.
“I’d like to meet your cats.” 
“What cats?” 
“You literally just said you were going to do die at home alone with your cats."
"Oh. Right. I live alone, that was kind of just an expression."
"S'okay. You've always had a flair for the dramatics."
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campfam4lyfe · 6 days
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Got any campfam aus or ideas in the works?
hey anon! I wouldn’t say I have any ideas in the works, because I have what I like to call commitment issues when it comes to writing fic.
This means that while I have an abundance of ideas, outlines, and wips in my Google docs for the fandoms I’ve been in. I’ve never actually finished a fic and posted it.
In fact, the only single time I have, (diff fandom!) I am not counting properly, because it was a collab with a close mutual, and a lot of the legwork was them. I had the initial plot bunny and was going to leave it as a one off tumblr post, but my mutual rlly liked the idea and we bounced drabbles and such back and forth. We wrote a bunch of snippets and put them together in a doc, until we had cohesive chapters, as we filled the empty spaces with more and more work, ending up to a total of 18 chapters. It took us a year and a half to post it, and that was mostly my fault, as where my mutual had finished most of their allotted sections, different hyperfixations kept pulling me to other unfinished works. This is why I won’t promise anything—I don’t want to disappoint anyone.
But, that being said. I do have ideas, hcs, and aus! One that is currently consuming me, was actually inspired by this one other post I saw recently. (When I find the post ima link it dw!) OP of the post was saying that there should be a Carmen Sandiego au for CC and I jumped on that SO fucking fast anon. I LOVE Carmen Sandiego, and have since it first aired when I was in HS.
So. Here’s some of the Carmen Sandiego au thoughts copy/pasted from my Google docs. (Yes I do always write out my outlines as if I’m taking to someone but that’s bc i sometimes end up sharing the doc link with some friends)
JWCC Carmen Sandiego AU:
Y’all know Kenlynn is my JAM and so is RedCrackle. So obvi I thought of mixing the two right? But here’s the thing. While I love Carmen/Gray, I am also in love with Carmen/Ivy and Carmen/Julia.
So with that in mind. Kenlynn is going to take a backseat for a second (meaning tho they'll become a thing and obvi they will bc they are a constant to me, theyre not the center of this), and my fave girls YASAMMY will be at the forefront of this au.
I’m thinking. Carmen Sammy. But I’m not entirely sure about whether or not that’s what I want? It could be argued that Sammy’s love for her family is a core driving force in her character, and Carmen doesn’t KNOW her family. But also—a huge plot point is that she’s looking for her mom. So. Tentative Carmen Sammy.
MANTAH CORP AS VILE MANTAH CORP AS V.I.L.E MANTAH CORP AS V.I.L.E
So I figure not everything is going to be one-to-one. This means I am placing Kenji in the role of Gray/Crackle. His story is going to be different tho, bc whereas Gray was a recruit, with MANTAH CORP AS V.I.L.E that means Daniel is already on the board. So kenji trying to make his dad proud? More likely than you think.
(I just wanted my Sammy&Kenji besties. Bestie betrayal can be just as good as romantic betrayal)
I’m sure you know where I’m going with this if we’re not going the redcrackle route. Thats right. YASMINA JULIA.
I considered at first, YASMINA CARMEN and SAMMY IVY, but in the end the need for Sammy Carmen was too great.
So I also considered Dave and Roxxie as Chase and Julia but, I decided to scrap that idea for now. You know me, at some point I might revamp most of the au anyways lol, now is not a time for fine tuning it’s just a tentative starting point.
Torn between DARIUS as Player or Brooklynn as Player. I considered Ben of course, but I think we need to put him on an island at some point—he needs a Bumpy, no matter the universe.
WAIT. REVISITING BEN AS PLAYER. BECAUSE DARIUS AND BRAND AS ZACK AND IVY. This means no Carmen/Ivy vibes but since we ditched the Gray/Carmen as well in this au I think it’s fine.
Ben still has to end up with Bumpy somehow tho? Original Ben plan, when Darius was a Player candidate, was Ben is also a V.I.L.E recruit.
V.I.L.E having a faction that deals with genetics and cloning (in addition to like. Kash and his robots) and ending up with a dinosaur—Bumpy! And that being Ben’s flip to the other side/Team Sammy. He defects and steals Bumpy on his way out.
Okay I’m a little too attached to that, so yeah. V.I.L.E recruit Ben, so Brooklynn as player??
Oh! She doesn’t have!!! IRL friends!! Brooklynn being an Internet famous vlogger as in canon. So we get that running gag of Sammy and Brooklynn always being in contact and Brooklynn being a big part of the heists through investigative work and such, yet she’s constantly on the other side of the globe? Sammy needs to be in Sydney but Brooklynn is in New Orleans. That kinda stuff.
Works with Brooklynn having traveled all over the world, she can also do those factoids player does—she’s got the deets.
Oh!???? THATS HOW WE GET MY FAVE DUO OF DINOSTAR BESTIES!!! They both love their facts. They’re nerds.
Mae as shadowsan? Tentatively?
Okay. Player Brooklynn. Except instead of being home most of the time, she’s usually on the go. She’s talked to kenji a few times during Sammy and Kenji’s V.I.L.E recruit era.
Kenji as the Gray of this au. he’s a V.I.L.E legacy. he became friends with sammy his recruitment year, and he'd talked to brooklynn a few times, due to sammy introducing them because kenji was curious about whether or not sammy has friends in the outside world, and sammy noticing brooklynn feeling a little left out/jealous that sammy had friends she was hanging with in person rather than over a phone call.
kenlynn kenlynn kenlynn
does he recognize her voice from her vlogs? does he even watch them? i dont think hed be a brooklander, guys got a lot on his plate and thats impressing his dad
ben is a V.I.L.E. recruit. maybe a bit of mime bomb, in that he was. not as close? with the other recruits. i do think having ben come in as a recruit the year sammy defects would be cool tho. so he doesn't know her as "black sheep" or whatever code name V.I.L.E refers to her as. he'll first meet her as Sammy.
yaz as JULIA!!!!! a junior agent? a former athlete. trying to make it make sense, but i think it fits.
omg. yaz. is alex rider basically holy shit
was thinking of dave as chase, and decided that i was going to keep it.
roxxie as the Chief.
mae as shadowsan.
yes. it IS because i want a roxxie/mae/dave love triangle and that need's final form was ot3
DARIUS AND BRAND AS ZACK AND IVY. i dont want their mom to be dead. but i dont know WHAT happened to her and why theyre involved in this life of crime? i love the og carmen&ivy&zack meeting. and i love that they were involved with racing. trying to find a way to incorporate it and make it make sense
important question.....is darius and his dad's great shared love still dinosaurs?
OR IS IT CARS? RACING?????? BRAND BEING INVOLVED IN THE RACES BC IT WAS IMPORTANT TO DARIUS AND THEIR DAD AND DARIUS CANT DRIVE YET
AND. SAMMY. AS CARMEN!!!!!!
okay so carmen's dad was a former V.I.L.E. agent who left it all behind for the woman he fell in love with right? well. obvi this au isnt a one to one. like there clearly have been changes in characters and dynamics. but i think involving elements from this could work. lemme map it out to make sense
okay so in cc sammy spies for mantah corp despite her parents not wanting her to. meanwhie carmen's dad defects from V.I.L.E., i think shadowsan was there and so was the chief and he dies.
okay so--sammy's dad was a V.I.L.E. agent, fell in love, defected. V.I.L.E. catches up with him, and does A.C.M.E. and in the fallout, the house collapses. A fire? an explosion? they think sammy died. (im not killing off sammy's dad bc damnit she needs a happy ending)
yaz losing faith in the system and having her hot girl summer being romanced by the pretty thief she's supposed to be catching
ben ditches VILE/Mantah Corp with Bumpy and meets Darius at some point--oh!!!
mae/shadowsan joins Team Sammy at the end of s1 i think? okay, so, when she joins, she brings ben, a fresh defector with her.
obvi ben left after he stole bumpy from them
at some point during their occasional talks, kenlynn became friendly with each other. then The Train scene happens. and kenji is promptly deemed a disappointment and dealt with the way gray is.
brooklynn ends up coming across a memory-wiped kenji during one of her vlogs. he doesnt know he knows her, just that something about her voice seems familiar.
brooklynn brings it up and the other are Concerned but also have a lot on their plate rn/dont truly trust him again or are unclear on whether or not they should. darius/brand bc their experiences havent been good so far, and sammy doesnt want to risk them. but he was still one of her first friends. shes torn
brooklynn making contact with him. smth smth she ends up needing a camera man for one of her vlogs and kenji volunteers. they grow closer during her sporadic visits. he asks her out.
DANIEL KON HAS ENTERED THE CHAT. SAMMY NEEDS BROOKLYNN TO DO HER THING. SHE MISSES THE DATE.
Meanwhile, that entire interactive ep??? of carmen sandiego with the julia/carmen??? THAT. THAT HAPPENS. YASAMMY DANCE AND WE GET THAT SCENE YOU KNOW THE ONE
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manjirot · 2 years
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Please write about Sanzu making a rude comment about the readers size (more on the chubby size) and she doesn't want to say anything to Mikey because she doesn't want to upset him. But Mikey starts to notice she's eating less/redistricting what she eats, is more down on herself and suddenly starts to talk about loosing weight. Mikey talks to her about what's going on after he finds her crying in there bedroom infront of the mirror and ends up loosing it on all the bonten execs regarding the reader. They don't know until then that she's Miley's girlfriend.
I know not all chubby girls feel the need to be skinny but I've been feeling like garbage lately and need a Mikey pick-me-up ❤️
Love your work 🥰
omggg as a chubby girl myself this rlly hits home </3 probably two months ago, i went to the doctor bc i have autoimmune disease and his exact words as soon as he entered the room was “your problem is that your too fat.. think about losing weight alright.” so after that i basically started starving myself.. I would go a whole day w/o eating and if I did eat something it was small like crackers or something.. now I’m slowly trying to get back to eating correctly but I’m still having a hard time w it.. ppl don’t realize words actually hurt and hurt deep. anyways lemme start this story for you love and I hope it makes you feel better <3
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“Fat bitch.” Sanzu mumbled as he walked by behind you. Though it was loud enough for you to hear, “every time you see her she’s sticking food in her mouth.”
There you were, sitting at the bar in a beautiful red dress that Mikey bought you for this event. You sat at the bar, trying out desserts while Mikey was upstairs in a meeting. You loved cheesecake and Mikey made it clear for the waiter to serve you your favorite dessert without question.
You never considered yourself as a obese woman.. yeah, you had a tummy, a fat ass and huge thighs that drove your boyfriend, Mikey, insane. He loved every part of your body but every since he introduced you to his subordinates, you couldn’t help but feel disgusted with yourself especially when Sanzu looked at you like you were a disgusting slob.
He’d make some type of remark every chance he got and you pretended not to hear any of it but it did hurt, it hurted bad.
“Sanzu, please, that’s not nice.. she could’ve heard you.” Kakucho said following behind Sanzu.
“hmph, I don’t care if she heard me. Her eating habits are embarrassing and if I was Mikey I would put her ass on a slim fast.” Sanzu snapped.
You heard him say that and you placed the fork down on the counter and quickly got up, quickly walking out of the event.
“You damn idiot… see what you done?” Kakucho then ran after you.
“Y/N! Hey, Y/N!!” Kakucho called out until he finally caught up to you outside, “hey, are you alright? Don’t let him ruin your night alright?”
You turned around to face the scarred man and he saw tears falling, completely messing up your makeup. His stomach was in knots seeing you like this, you’re so kind and sweet to all of them and didn’t deserve any type of badmouthing. If he felt sick just seeing you cry he knew Mikey would feel ten times worse seeing his woman so upset.
You quickly wiped your face and gave Kakucho a smile, “I’m fine. I just needed to let that out.” You begin trying to get the attention of your driver.
“Are you leaving?” Kakucho asked.
You nodded, “I can’t let Mikey see me like this.. if he asks, just tell him I started having stomach cramps” just then the car drove up and parked beside you and Kakucho. You opened the back door and just before getting in you turned back at Kakucho, “Kaku?”
“Yes.” He answered.
“Please don’t tell Mikey what happened.. I don’t want him giving Haruchiyo a hard time because of me.” You said.
“But—” Kakucho words were cut off.
“Please, Kaku.” You said looking directly at him, “it’s fine, really. Please don’t let this get back to Mikey.”
Kakucho frowned and sighed, “alright. I won’t say anything.”
You smiled softly, “thanks Kaku, you’re the best.” and you finally got in the back seat and Kakucho closing the door for you.
Kakucho watched the car drive off and decided to go back into the event. As soon as he walked back in he see a panicked looking Mikey searching for you. He sighed… he knew he had to tell Mikey what you said but it was all lies. He wanted so bad to tell the real reason why you left so abruptly but he promised you he wouldn’t say anything.
The white haired man approached him quickly, “have you seen Y/N?” Mikey asked.
Kakucho swallowed, “she just left.”
Mikey frowned to his answer, “left? Why?? Did something happen?”
“No, she said she was having cramps and left because she didn’t wanna ruin the night for you.” Kakucho said.
Mikey looked up at Kakucho and looked away mumbling, “is that why she really left?”
“Yes..”
Mikey hummed, “alright.. I’m going out to call her.”
Kakucho nodded and let his boss pass him on the way outside. Kakucho then went to go find Sanzu who had two girls on each side of his lap in the V.I.P section. Kakucho glared down at Sanzu which scared the ladies
“May I help you?” Sanzu asked sarcastically.
“You’re really a piece of shit, you know that?” Kakucho said.
Sanzu chuckled, “wouldn’t be me if I wasn’t.”
“Y/N saved your ass from Mikey’s wrath tonight.. you should be grateful to her on the countless times she’s done that!” Kakucho snapped.
“BLAH BLAH BLAH!! Did you come over here just to tell me that? If so, you can take your uptight ass somewhere else!” Sanzu yelled. He was high and there’s no talking to him when he’s that way.
Kakucho grumbled and turned around to walk away, “junkie…” he mumbled.
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“Hey, baby” Mikey said into the phone, “are you alright?”
“Uh huh, yeah I’m fine.” You responded, “I just caught some really bad cramps.”
Mikey hummed, “you sound different.. you sound like you been crying.”
You tighten your grip on your cellphone. Of course he could tell when you been crying, you guys been dating since teenage years. He knew you more than you knew yourself. “Hahaha,” you tried laughing it off, “I do?”
Mikey didn’t say a word nor did he find anything funny. You could tell his silence meant he was dead serious, “baby?” You said.
“Y/N, what’s really the matter? Did something happen while I was in the meeting?” Mikey asked.
“No no! Like I said, I caught some cramps!” You answered, “I promise nothing else happened!”
Mikey sighed, “alright fine.. but I’m coming home to rub your tummy, just the way you like it alright?”
“Mikey, no! This is your event! You can’t just leave because of something for small and irrelevant!” You said.
“But you’re not small nor irrelevant, baby. I rather be home with you anyway. I miss you already.” Mikey said. That made you smile.. but you can’t allow him to see how puffy your eyes were from crying.
“I miss you too but it’s fine.. I’m just gonna take some pills and go to sleep. Don’t worry about me.”
“I’m always worried about you…” Mikey said.
You sighed, “please Mikey.. I’m fine, it’s really no big deal, okay? I’m gonna go to sleep.. I’ll talk to you later. Love you, bye.” click. you hung up the phone.
Mikey stared at his phone. He knew something wasn’t right.. he could tell it in your voice.
“Boss.” Kakucho called out from behind, “did you get in touch with her?”
“…yeah” Mikey answered, “but she sounded off.. I know she been crying but she wont tell me why, then she hung up on me.”
Kakucho frowned.
“I’m gonna go home to check on her. You and Haru wrap things up here.” Mikey said as he waved for a driver.
Kakucho nodded.
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When Mikey made it home, you were already in bed bundled up. Mikey took off his slippers and climbed into bed beside you. He moved your hair out of your face and kissed your cheek then he wrapped his arms around you. His hands roaming your body until he touched your stomach and squeezed it.
“So chubby,” he mumbled in the crook of your neck.
He thought you were sound asleep but you weren’t.. you were wide awake. And your eyes began to swell up with water. Did Mikey think you were too big also? Why would he say that?
You suddenly pushed Mikey off of you, “give me some space.” You said in a snappy tone. Mikey was concerned, that’s how you guys always slept.. so why now you needed space? “Y/N, what’s wrong?” Mikey asked. No response. “Y/N?”
“Geez, Mikey! I’m trying to sleep!! I don’t feel like talking right now!” Your voice was cracking and Mikey could hear it clearly now.
“Baby, why are you crying?” Mikey asked.
You didn’t answer him..
He got closer to whisper in your ear, “I love you, ya know that? So whenever you’re ready to talk I’ll be here. I won’t pressure you into telling me what’s going on… but don’t shut me out.. isn’t that what you always told me?”
His words made you silently cry harder. You really wanted to be in his arms and tell him everything but it’ll just caused trouble for the others and you didn’t want that.
“I- I’m fine, really..” you said in a low crackly voice.
You’re crying only made his chest ache. He couldn’t take it so he forcibly turned you on your back and pinned you arms back, “I hate it when you lie and I hate it more when you cry.” He said, “please tell me, what’s going on! If it’s something I can do, I’ll do it just tell me! Please don’t push me away when I know you’re hurting.”
Suddenly you burst into tears beneath him. Mikey let go of your arms and you immediately covered your face, “I’m sorry! hiccup I’m so sorry— I lied about the cramps because I didn’t want to cause trouble for anyone!” You cried.
Mikey removed your hands, “cause trouble? What are you talking about?” You turned away from his gaze but he gently turned your face back to him, “please tell me what happened.”
You deeply sighed, “ Haruchiyo.. he said some things about me and I got a little emotional about it. It’s not a big—”
Mikey cut you off, “what did he say?”
“He, um called me a fat bitch and said if he was you he’d put me on a slim fast..” you said lowly.
“So that’s why you left? Because you think your fat?” Mikey asked looking down at you.
You nodded. “I am.. even you think I am.”
He chuckled, “the only thing that’s fat on you is your pussy but in all seriousness, I don’t think your too big. You’re perfect in my eyes.”
He leaned forward to kiss you, “I love your curves. I love your thighs. I love your ass, oh and I love your tits.. they’re my personal pillows.” He said in between kisses.
He then leaned up to remove his shirt, “I’m gonna show you how much I love you and your beautiful body. I’m gonna show you I don’t need anyone but you.”
You wanted him. You needed him at this point. He then ripped your thin night gown, revealing your round firm tits, “I’ll get you a new one.”
You laughed, “you’re gonna go broke constantly buying me clothes because you be ripping perfectly fine clothes.”
“If I go broke for you then I’ll be content because you’re worth every penny.” He said as he sucked on your nipple. The sensation of his warm tongue caused you to moan, rubbing your fingers through his platinum hair. He finished it off by making a loud pop sound. He removed his pants and boxers, revealing his hard dick with precum leaking from the tip.
You leaned up to begin sucking it but Mikey stopped you, “remember I said I’m gonna show you.. it means that tonight is all about you. I want you to lay back and let me satisfy you.”
And he did just that.. all night until the sun was shining he showed you just how much he loved your body. He didn’t disappoint at all.
Through all the love making, Mikey didn’t forget about Sanzu… oh he was livid and was gonna make sure that Sanzu’s punishment was a reminder to the other executives to think twice before making his angel cry.
Come to find out Sanzu just had a huge crush on you… though that didn’t stop Mikey from breaking his nose and suspending all his access to his drugs.
Sanzu was a crying mess apologizing to you, “Y/NNN- I’m sowwy, I didn’t mean any of it! I just like you and I didn’t want the guys finding out about it!! My nose hurt so badddd- I’m so ughhh, I’m so sorry! Plwease forgive me! Mikey took away all my plugggs!!”
You forgive him without much thought.. though you fussed at Mikey for breaking his nose and all Mikey did was pout and asked if he could lay his head in between your tits.
Kakucho sure got a good laugh off of Sanzu’s misery. “Serve you right..”
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sadly this doesn’t have a title but it’s for all my curvy girls and especially @thisbicc <3 I’m so so sorry for the wait love but as I said before, I hope this makes you feel better!! You’re beautiful no matter what <3 always remember that lovely <33
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crucifiedfaerie · 7 months
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hi!! just wanted to say thank for your service on behalf of the star wars community🫡 your writing is so good! i saw your requests were open and honestly anymore modern/delinquent!kylo content of any kind would be appreciated lol <3 anyways hope you’re having a good day :)
omgggg hi thank you sm <3 lucky for you i am currently working on a part two for nicotine stains !!! im shooting for it to be out by thursday at the latest but knowing me if i have an idea i cant stop until its done so it will most likely be earlier lmao. if you wanna be added to the taglist you can pm me or send another ask that isn't anonymous and i won't post it!
however as a little treat while you wait here are a few more modern/delinquent!kylo hcs my beloved @enviedear and i have come up with:
delinquent!kylo who is constantly taking cute pictures of you. literally doesn't matter what you're doing he just likes looking at you. he keeps a polaroid of you on his dashboard too. he also keeps pictures/love notes/ticket stubs from your dates in the sunglasses compartment and one time you opened it and they all fell out and he was rlly embarrassed about it.
"you weren't supposed to see that."
delinquent!kylo who when you get into fights he cries in his charger to nothing else matters by metallica, i was all over her by salvia palth, my body is a cage by arcade fire, and vindicated by dashboard confessional. he shows up at your window at 3am to apologize. his apologies are always terrible and he never actually says the word sorry, but he means what he says... he's just bad with getting the right words out.
delinquent!kylo whose favorite place to be is his 1969 charger with you in the passenger seat, driving around aimlessly with his hand on your thigh. he likes to play road trippin' by red hot chili peppers because it reminds him of you. he'll softly sing along to the lyrics while stealing glances at you at stoplights.
"'blue you sit so pretty west of the one
sparkes light with yellow icing,
just a mirror for the sun
these smiling eyes are just a mirror for.'"
delinquent!kylo thats childhood best friends with your brother so you all grew up together. your mother has pictures of an 8 yr old kylo helping 5 yr old you reach the kitchen sink and pictures of 12 year old kylo and finn making christmas cookies together. he's had a crush on you since he could remember and he made you a valentines day card when he was in 5th grade but got too nervous to give it to you. he kept it just in case though. he's a devotional lover even if the person he loves isn't aware of it.
delinquent!kylo who looks for you in every girl he dates before the two of you finally got together. one time your parents were out of town so finn threw a basement party. kylo brought his new girl-of-the-week but as she talks to him, he isn't listening. he's watching you across the room dancing with some random guy, wishing that was him.
delinquent!kylo who, when at a different house party, sees you way too drunk and guys getting too handsy so he gets you the hell out of there as fast as possible. he knows you're too drunk to take home to your parents so he takes you to his house. he lets you sleep in his bed and he sleeps on the couch. he doesn't care that he's showing genuine care for you and that you'll pick up on that in the morning. he only cares that you're safe.
delinquent!kylo <3
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clavidy · 1 month
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can i ask. for. snameron (snail: 🐌) hcs
AHHHH OKOKOK
so. sniffles and cam are dating, right? but actually not really. they've never really discussed it, because cam is somehow still in denial and saying it makes it real in his mind. if he and sniffles just do things that people that are dating do but never specify what they are, then they're not really queers, right?
cam and sniffs have been kinda together for YEARRS. like I'm talking since they were 12 or 13 and cam defended sniffs to some bullies in his logical but a bit too blunt cam way. like, "so what if he's loud, it's not like he's doing it on purpose. i bet he hates being annoying just as much as you. right, spaz?" and sniffs is like. uhh thank you but that's not my name... that's just what they call me... and cam does not hear him at all because he has moved on and is now Paying Attention. after this, cam keeps being weirdly nice but also mean and sniffs is just rlly confused by this guy and also?? kinda thankful for him??? so he keeps making attempts to approach cam but failing because cam is very focused on only one thing all of the time and sniffs is kinda unsure of himself so he's not very loud or persistent. eventually, though, when cam is giving the bullies a talking to, sniffs manages to catch cam's attention and they just. Click.
they're fast friends from then on, because they just get each other. neither of them are too much for each other, and neither feels as if they are better or cooler, they're just... comfortable. cam is roommates w charlie, so he tries to avoid his dorm as much as possible for his own sanity, and sniffs doesn't have a roommate, because they kept complaining about his machines and breathing and sicklyness and snoring. cam doesn't really care about this, though, so he spends most of his free time in sniff's room studying. he likes it much better than the library.
at some point, cam begins camping out in sniff's room overnight, because every time he returns to his dorm charlie just teases him about being a nerd and boring and wasting his life. he also likes setting up traps in cam's bed, with what little supplies he has. to cam, his room is a warzone. he finds it better to just avoid.
one too many nights, cam and sniffs wake up tangled in each others' limbs, somehow. cam is always very stiff, both when he's going to sleep and as soon as he awakens, but it seems that his body (or sniff's restless sleeping) has a mind of its own. cam's very awkward about it every time, but eventually he begins to enjoy the routine. sniffs communicates in light touches, resting hands, and shared silence, and that is exactly what cam craves.
yadda yadda yadda, study dates (cam cross legged on the floor, sniffs with his legs dangling on the bed above him) and secret meetups and heart-to-hearts become v common, and they kinda-unnoficially date. sniffs will sit beside cam and rest his foot on cam's as he works, and he almost won't notice, but he'll always start to work much better with something to ground him. cam will start sitting by sniffs at lunch, until, for unsaid reasons, cam announces that it is "too risky" and that sniffs should come sit by him with the other guys as well. "they'll love you, i promise," he says, as if it is a common fact, and as though sniffles' hands do not begin to tremble at the implications.
the rest of the poets go "haha, i wonder what cam's bribing him with to be his friend" and that is that. they don't seem to notice cam's oddly protective behavior, or perhaps they do, and choose not to comment on it, as to not alienate him. they all know how cam struggles with vulnerability.
uhh. Anyways. they are soooo real and true to me and i might add more to this later but it is sooo fucking long. so. clavi out :3
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murdrdocs · 1 year
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NSFW alphabet with Ethan please!!
i've never ever done one of these so this is a first !!
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
super doting, caring, can't stop running his hands along your skin and body and keeps you close (he's clingy so he can't do hookup culture)
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
his fav body part of himself, he's confident in his facial appearance and also just like his body bc he works rlly hard on it (jack); urs, he loves everything srsly but he's an ass man idc idc
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
loves cumming over ur body and "marking his territory"; also would die to come inside
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
he likes seeing u cry and it feels wrong but he can't help it (he's also stolen your panties before)
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
we all know he's inexperienced but he's done unnecessary research and has read smut once or twice (makes him blush incredibly bad) to learn what u might like
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
mating press!!! also reverse cowgirl
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
oh he loves giggly sex like he thought that sex had to be this serious, overly romantic and sensual and sexy thing but then you giggle when he makes a minor mistake and it's not a condescending giggle at all so he's laughing too so now he loves the sweet, light sex
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
not super well groomed at first but if you express any discomfort (or how upsetting the double standards are) he's literally willing to get brazillians with you
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
he's romantic in his own way; he tries super hard and that stress sometimes hinders the moment but you love him so much and the love he has for you is so well known that you're swooning no matter what
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
chronic masturbator, before and after you; but after you he's so willing to send vids of him jacking off as soon as you're even slightly busy
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
as aforementioned: dacryphilia; dom/sub (likes being in charge but he's a switch for sure), breath play (for him), impact play (for him), voyeurism, diy porn/home videos
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
the usual but he has a thing for semi-public stuff ie the bathroom at a party or teasing you while at a restaurant
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
literally just you like he's madly in love; doesn't take much to get him going
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
i don't think he's into piss stuff (even holding which bummer for me); also cuckolding he seems possessive
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
doesn't have a preference in giving or receiving; not so skilled in giving but he's a fast learner and a good listener
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
depends on the night really; also depends on the moment and if he's feeling all mean!ethan or not
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
lovesss a good quickie just to get the adrenaline out or if he's super horny; prefers actual fucking tho bc he needs that sensuality that he can't get in only quickies
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
definitely willing to experiment but he has his limits
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
as i said, chronic masturbator so he can go some rounds; but he doesn't always last long because you're you
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
has a single cock ring that you bought him at first as a joke, but he uses it when you're not there and he's jacking off to the thought of you; loves to buy you toys and watch you use them or sometime he uses them on you
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
he loves to tease but he's a hypocrite because he can't take teasing; as soon as you're teasing him he's whining and glaring at you
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
not loud because he's still a little shy; whimperer; whiner; groans and gasps; lives for every single sound you make
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
into stepsibling porn
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
ripped; not a lot of chest hair but has a pronounced happy trail; solid length and girth ratio
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
high as shit but it's not as bad as it used to be
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
quick as hell; but wakes up about an hour in for a snack and pee
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blues824 · 2 years
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have been exploring ur blog for almost a week now and i got rlly addicted into those, keep up the good work!
and i saw your blogs are filled with (character)!mc x Twst/OM! nowadays? (i noticed some are from the former months too💀)
well i see that the character is no problem because you actually look them up! ngl that's the one i rlly idolize abt ur blog
may i request for a dateables a Yosano!f!mc? where she is an independent woman and values human life, maybe add about the scene where belphegor chokes the shit outta mc and mc regenerates rlly fast and the time where he warms up (belphie's pov only)
and maybe also add them finding out about young!Yosano!mc (11) being a student surgeon in the "great war"? (aka finding out the thing that Mori has been doing onto her?)
take your time! i don't mind rlly:D
Again, I’m sick so I’ve been tryna recover. But since school is online, my teachers decide to bombard me with the toughest assignments I’ve ever seen during the first week of school! Requests are being written at a grueling pace.
I’m sorry, but as of now I’m cutting requests short because I’m backed up and I don’t have much time to do requests anymore. I’m doing the Royals as of right now.
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Diavolo
You are a very responsible young woman, so you are the complete opposite of Diavolo. You have proven again and again that you are strong and capable of tasks that men usually handle. You strive to bring equality between men and women to the Devildom as well as your own world.
Diavolo helps you in this fight and will make you one of his closest political advisors. You will be there to debate forms of action and new laws that were suggested. You will explain how it could affect his dreams as well as the new plan to make sure each person in the Devildom is affected equally.
Once, one of the other political advisors made a comment that didn’t sit well with you. “How many women does it take to get a law passed?” He asked while nudging his partner. You tackled him to the ground and held a knife to his neck.
“Next time you make a comment like that, I’d love to use you as my guinea pig for my ‘treatments’. Unless you want to make another comment, I could just imagine you screaming like a little girl in pure agony!” Diavolo made a point to never make you angry.
You seem to be fascinated by the macabre, which fascinates him in return. You seem to not be phased by the demons you are surrounded by, but you instead are amazed at their extraordinary range of abilities. His eyes will fill with curiosity as yours does the same whenever he demonstrates his powers. He will show off a bit for you.
During any student council meetings or political meetings Diavolo may have, he notices that you tend to be more observant. You are looking for the most efficient way to get straight to the point of each briefing of the week. He truly admires you and what you do because meetings now end faster because of what you do.
When Belphie decided that it was time to give you a one-way ticket to the Celestial Realm, everyone noticed how you went limp in his chokehold. When you fell to the ground, Diavolo knelt right next to you, holding your body. Then he felt you moving and getting up and saw you beating the absolute shit out of the Belphegor.
As a doctor, you are given tons of respect. Especially when people find out that you were drafted in a great war at the age of 11. You were essentially a child prodigy at that point. You saved tons of soldiers, one of them even calling you “Miss Angel”. That respect remained during your stay in the Devildom as well.
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Barbatos
Your personality lines up with Barbatos’ very well. Barbatos knows what you are capable of, mainly due to his powers. After hearing about your cause and how you strive for equality between everyone, he will help accordingly. You gave him a new perspective on the politics of the Devildom.
You can often be seen with Barbatos arguing for rules and laws that should or shouldn’t be passed both in school and outside of school. You often also help Diavolo with some of his paperwork so that Barbatos isn’t constantly worried about it.
Once, there was a group of demons who decided that you were gonna be their prey. They grabbed your arm to try and stop you from moving, but you amputated their arm with a scalpel. How you did that, I will never know. You got skills, and Barbatos agrees.
“You treat women like we’re objects and always question why you get no ‘bitches’. First, stop calling us that; you wouldn’t call your own mother that, so don’t call us that. Keep that same energy when talking to your mom and see where that gets you… or don’t because you will never see the light of day again.” You said, then walked away as the demon was shrieking and howling in pure agony.
Barbatos notices how excited you get when you see the obituaries in the news or when you volunteer your services at the hospital and you get to perform on a body. Typically, humans shudder at the sheer thought of something like this… but not you.
He also notices that you tend to be more observant during the student meetings, or whenever, really. You will analyze the situation so that you can execute your ideas efficiently and quickly. If there is a way to do it simply, you will do it that way.
When Belphegor decides to help you cash in your chips, you go limp. Barbatos was devastated. He was just about to grab you from a different reality just so that you couldn’t leave him when you got up and handed Belphie’s ass right back. He’s so relieved, you couldn’t imagine it. He gives you the respect you deserve. He always refers to you as Dr. L/N because of your medical license. He will always be willing to lend an ear if you want to tell him about your time as a medical scholar. He does get a bit jealous when you tell him that one of the soldiers you treated called you “Miss Angel”.
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shankschewtoy · 2 years
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Hi Bozo! So I'm here to request Ace, Zoro and Kid hcs reacting to finding out their s/o eats like a pig | ahem I meant Luffy - feel free to ignore this if you wouldn't enjoy writing it (well I mean it's pretty much weird 💀) I've been reading all your posts and I'm loving it 😁
a/n - Hi error! Tysm for reading! I’m so happy that you like them 🥺🥺 and oml pls this is hilarious- 💀 (ngl I feel like ace eats like this too sometimes- just saying 👀)
Warnings ⚠️ - food, g/n reader
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Ace
- we all know he eats like this too 💀
- boy understands
- he’ll hype you up like-
- “GO Y/N YEA-!” *face plants into food*
- He doesn’t mind it much, I mean at first it was kind of a shock-
- He immediately thought of Luffy when he saw you eating
- But he also finds it endearing
- another adorable thing about you!!
- He wants to make sure you don’t like- choke or anything but-
- He’s completely fine with you stuffing your face with food 🥺
- As long as you’re eating he’s happy
- if you start choking on your food- he’ll start panicking and trying to do cpr right away
- ends up making it worse 😭
- pls he’s having a heart attack he had to throw Marco at you to help you lmao 💀
- honestly you might have to worry about him while you two are eating together
- he’ll fall asleep mid-swallow and just start choking on his food WHILE sleeping
- 💀 dunno how he does it but he does
- pls help this man not die
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Kid
- so you two are eating right?
- all’s well until he watches you eat
- kid: wtf. 💀
- Man’s so fucking confused
- like what-
- Nah this ain’t real right???
- he kinda thinks it’s gross like- even HE doesn’t eat like that-
- but it’s you so-
- He kind of tries to ignore it the best he can
- when you start choking on your food he ain’t gonna help you (fuck you kid)
- “your fault for stuffing it down your throat-“
- bitch they’re choking to death pls help them 💀
- honestly he doesn’t give a shit
- you do you and he’ll do him-
- As long as you chew with your mouth closed he’s fine with it
- it’s his biggest pet peeve when someone chews with their mouth open
- just never do that.
- ever
- also if you share your food with him that makes him so soft 😭
- like- he feels so happy that you’d want to share your food with him 🥺
- “here kid- take some meat!”
- *buffering* “what? Why.”
- “Because I’m giving it to you?”
- he’s so confused 💀 just take the fucking meat Kid
- sharing food with him makes him sooooo happy- make sure to do that :D
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Zoro
- instant thoughts and memories of Luffy when he sees you eat like that
- honestly he’s impressed you can eat as fast as Luffy
- he wants to see a contest between you two 💀
- he’s the same way but with alcohol so he can’t rlly criticize you-
- Zoro literally takes pride in you that you can eat a bowl of noodles faster than Luffy
- AND that you can also cook really good meals like Sanji
- like- he’s actually supporting you lmao
- if you and Luffy ever compete he’s 10000000% on your side to win
- u better win before Nami breaks his neck in half for taking her money to bet on it 👀
- if you start choking on your food while you’re swallowing a big bite, he’ll think it’s a joke at first
- like “oh yeah if y/n’s clawing at their neck and struggling to breathe air, that means y/n’s completely fine” 🗿
- “y/n, that’s not gonna work, stop jokin’ around.”
- once you dropped to the floor, clutching your neck and your face starting to turn blue- that’s when he started to freak out
- “Y/n! WHY DID YOU STUFF THAT HUGE BITE DOWN?! YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO CHEW DUMBASS!”
- chopper saved you
- 👍
- just don’t ever choke in front of him again pls 😭
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a/n - pls this was so funny istg 💀 idk why it took me so long to respond to this ask tho 😭 sorry error!!
<3
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daveyfvckingjacobs · 11 months
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Javey. - Jack constantly lays his head in Davey’s lap. The first few times Davey would run his hand through Jack’s hair but he noticed the flinch that came with any sort of contact with his head/hair and stopped. He instead settles for placing his hand on Jack’s chest or face. Jack loves it because Davey has a really grounding effect on him
When Davey is working on something for too long (an essay or school work or anything really) Jack took to just standing behind him. Davey isn’t good at working under pressure or with people watching over his shoulder so he eventually has to stop. When he does Jack gives him all of his attention and they climb out to window and go for walks. They just ramble to each other the whole time.
Davey walks fast and Jack always whines at him to slow down and enjoy the time they have together but Davey knows that it’s just because Jack is smaller and little legs don’t go as fast. But he finds it adorable that he can’t keep up so he never slows down.
Modern! Jack and Davey both paint their nails. Fight me.
The first time Davey met Medda he had a minor heart attack on the way there and Jack was laughing his ass off. When they actually met she gave him a big hug and it was rlly sweet. - 🤠anon
ohhhhh I love these so much but I’m latching onto the writing one because once again I am davey he is me literally cannot write or draw where someone can even slightly see it we are The Same person I’m gonna write something now x
“Dave,”
“…Jack?”
“Y’almost done?”
Davey huffed out a sigh. “Not really,”
“How? Y’been at that for what, four hours?” Jack, spreadeagled on Davey’s bed, stretched to prove his point. He watched the other boy carefully, head lolling so Davey appeared a little tilted where he was hunched at the table.
“Two,” Davey corrected, pencil hovering over his notebook. It looked like he was midway through a word, lines upon lines of his cramped scrawl covering the page to the point it was more graphite than paper. “I think,”
“Too long,” Jack drawled. “C’mon, ain’t you done by now?”
“I’ve already said that I’m not,”
“Y’should be,”
“Tell that to the essay. It ain’t working right,”
Jack frowned as he sat up, leaning on one elbow to study Davey. He looked at the hunch of his shoulders, the furrow between his eyes, the marks over his face where he’d wiped his eyes with graphite-smudged hands. That wouldn’t do, Jack decided. He got to his feet, hands in his pockets as Davey started to write again, not waiting for a reply. The scratch of the pencil was rhythmic, familiar but it had been going on for too long so Jack just…peered over his shoulder.
The scratching stopped. Jack smiled to himself, smugly.
“What are you doing?”
He shrugged. “Watchin’ you. Like I been doin’ all day,”
“Alright…,” Davey nodded and hunched back over his essay, pencil poised. It stayed in the air, caught like someone had pressed pause, for a few heartbeats before he scribbled down three more words and then dropped it. “Do you have to stand there?”
Jack had anticipated the rebuff. “I’m jus’ watching, since you insist on still working,”
That made Davey turn in his chair to peer up at him. He kept his expression passive. Somewhere in Davey’s face was the start of anxiety, a flicker of irritation, tiredness but also fondness he couldn’t disguise. “I know what you’re doing,”
“Watching,” Jack repeated.
Davey stared for a moment longer, and Jack could see the little battle waging in his head. Thus, he could see when it ended. When Davey sighed and snapped his book shut and took Jack’s hand, running his thumb gently over his knuckles. “You win,”
Jack grinned and tugged on his arm. “I always do. C’mon,”
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disneyprincemuke · 5 months
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can u explain fast times and fast nights for me? I dont get the concept but I rlly want to read it😭
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thank yOUUUUU I LOVE THIS QUESTIONNNNNN
ok OK OK SO ftfn is an idea i had about 'what if the f1 grid were to be wags instead and it's in a reality show format'? and this all stemmed from tine saying that she wanted to write one of her fics in dts style but she's never watched it (it's my guilty pleasure it's so dramatic for no rzn) so anyway
i ended up only keeping A COUPLE of drivers to be active wags with their partners on the grid because i feel like some drivers aren't dramatic like that... so that tells you who will be on the grid. we used a lot of ocs for this one while keeping a couple accurate relationships! ocs include my vr femdriver, my inthaf femdriver; @angsthology's jupiter nightshade, camellia ayudisha and roo! the others are ocs from other stories that have got NOTHING to do with f1 hehe
the actual episodes are better formatted, but the outtakes are introductions to the couples on the grid, which is why they're so short and kinda messy!!!
the format of the fics itself, i understand, is a little weird i admit... let me guide u through it...
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^ these texts in small text and indents are commentary... so if you've watched dts, it's like mf will buxton talking over clips yk? it's like the narrator speaking, basically, except she ain't as silly as will buxton
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^ these ones here are standalone quotes said about whom the outtakes are about... in this case, sonnet and mick <3... i didn't really know how to format them on tumblr better so i understand that it's a bit confusing and if you've got suggestions how to make them a bit more distinct, pls lmk cuz i'm driving myself crazy
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^ stuff like these are news article titles! again... wasn't sure how to format them so i be using every single tumblr format they allow me to use LMFAO
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^ these are quotes... from those whom the outtakes are about... so the top you can kind of derive that it's mick and that the bottom one is sonnet
it's really very complicated because tumblr doesn't really give me much formatting to work with... if you guys have got any better idea how i can handle this, i'd really really appreciate it like seriously HAHA
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i really really love ftfn and i really hope u guys like it too... the formatting is a little weird because tumblr is a bit restrictive, but if you guys have got any ideas to make it better, i'm very open to the help <3
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