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ky-landfill · 9 months
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arttuff · 2 months
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juvenile kryptonians are quite viscious!!! be careful around them!
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trashmakerarticle · 6 months
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Everyone thinks that dick was the golden child when in reality it was Jason.
Clark: Bruce who was your favourite robin?
Dick: obviously it’s me?
Tim: it’s dick
Damian: I am superior robin, it will be me.
Bruce: it’s Jason
Everyone: WHAT?!?!???
Bruce: why are you so surprised? He didn’t jump on too my chandeliers which I had to replace each week
*everyone looks at dick*
Bruce: he didn’t drop out of school
*everyone looks at tim*
Bruce: I didn’t have to stop him from killing everyone who annoyed him
*everyone looks at Damian*
Bruce: in fact, he enjoyed school and handed all his homework in on time, we would spend hours in the library reading his favourite classics. He even helped Alfred with most of the cooking, He was my little boy
Jason: stop spreading lies, I hate you go away
Bruce: my precious little boy
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abisalli · 1 year
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bring your kid to work day 
★bonus:  he’s impressed 
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satoshy12 · 3 months
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Phantom kidnapped Lois to fight Superman.
Danny wants a good fight since he is stuck in DC verse.
Lois wasn't sure as she looked at the young Meta boy, maybe Jon's age, who seemed to be really happy. He didn't seem like a villain.
And after a short talk, she learned it. The boy, Phantom, had kidnapped her next to her sidekick, Clark Kent,(his words) in public to get Superman to fight him.
After all, any time Clark saw her getting kidnapped, Superman came.
He says something about Superman playing with the rest, and he wants to join. He missed a good fight!
Lois wanted to laugh; it's kind of cute, as she noticed Phantom had just kidnapped her so Superman could go all out in a fight!
Yeah, that won't work. Clark has super hearing and knows the truth, so the poor boy won't get into a fight.
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Danny is bored since he was struck in this universe and no ghost attacked him. His damn ghost instincts scream fight and battle! And he will do it. As a Baby Ghost it's worse then adults one and he then saw a Alien!
He will get his Fight With a Alien!!
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puppetmaster13u · 1 month
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Prompt 261
“So is no one going to talk about the eldritch space child or…” 
“I mean, do you want to get between a child and Batman? I think the only one who could even get close right now is Superman…” 
“No you’re right, I think- oh my god the eldritch space child is playing with batman’s bat-ears and he’s not doing anything about it what the fuck I thought only Robins could get away with that-” 
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bruciemilf · 1 month
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Thinking about an AU where Clark landed on earth as an adult instead of a baby. Literally nothing changes except for Bruce having to hide this 6’4, 200 pound golden retriever who shoots lasers out of his eyes in his mansion.
Clark is VERY clingy and these soft whispers in his language send tremors down Bruce’s spine.
And, really, the moon rocks Clark keeps bringing are very beautiful, but it’s getting harder to explain where they come from.
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nerdpoe · 9 months
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Clark Kent, new to Metropolis, is settling in and figuring things out.
Then a rip in time and space appears in his living room, and an entity that keeps switching ages comes through holding a baby.
"You are least likely to die as he comes into his powers, and it is too dangerous to stay where he was. This is the Ghost King, and you have been appointed his guardian by the Infinite Realms." The entity says, shoves the baby into Clark's arms, and then disappears.
Now Clark has a tiny baby Ghost King to raise, and he's very Stressed.
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superbat-love · 2 months
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Bruce blinked. The woman in front of him looked like Wonder Woman, but there were subtle differences that immediately raised alarm bells in his mind. However, his main focus was on the baby cradled in her arms.
“The future of my world looks bleak, Bruce Wayne. So many lives were lost in the war. This child here is your son. Or rather, the Bruce in my timeline. Unfortunately, the child has lost both his parents and has no one else to care for him.” Without any hesitation, she handed the baby over to Bruce.
Bruce stared at the baby as he gurgled happily in his arms. “I know you will have a lot of questions for me, but unfortunately I am unable to answer them as my time here is running out. I place my trust in you, Bruce, to keep this child safe.”
Before Bruce could utter a word, Wonder Woman took a step back and there was a flash of bright white light. Bruce shielded his and the baby’s eyes from the blinding light. When he looked back, she was gone. And so was the baby.
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Clark’s phone rang. Without glancing at the screen, he accepted the call. “Bruce?”
“Clark, I need your help. Someone dropped off a baby in my house,” said Bruce. Clark felt his eyebrows raise.
“A baby? What in the world? Is it yours?”
“Something like that. But the reason I’m calling is because I need you get the baby down.”
“Down? What do you mean?”
“This baby can fly, Clark. He’s currently hanging upside down from my ceiling. I tried to grab him with a fishing net, but he started crying and now my living room is covered in icicles from his ice breath.”
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spacedace · 10 months
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dp x dc prompt/mini blurb thing:
Somewhere along the line, stealing the Batmobile had seemed like the best option.
Elle would stand by that - admittedly short-sighted and kind of panic induced - logic. It was a vehicle that no one would try and stop. It was fast. The keys were in the ignition. Easiest car theft of her life. Or, well, unlife. Whatever. Still the easiest.
She may have forgotten that Superman could fly as fast as the stupid tank of a car could go. Or that Gotham had other vigilantes, that had bikes that were way more maneuverable, or that Billy was a big baby about car chases.
“WATCH THE ROAD!”
“YOU WATCH THE ROAD I’M DRIVING HERE!”
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cryptiqish · 6 months
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ghost kids
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caleb-crow · 8 months
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My Adventures with Superman has got me in a CHOKEHOLD
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arttuff · 3 months
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saw this picture of a puppy and thought of a certain baby kryptonian and his dad
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spiderdeli · 8 months
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He helps the local baseball team when he finds the time.
Photo by Martha Kent
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kartsie · 9 months
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Ma Kent is so important and I (and Clark) love her
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dailydccomics · 2 months
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Clark speaking the truth One-Star Squadron #3 art by Steve Lieber
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